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Tarzan (joke)
Tarzan had been unlucky to loose an eye, an arm and his penis. A medicine-man gave him a falcon-eye, a monkey-arm and a elephant as replacements. After some time they met and the medicine-man wanted to know how Tarzan cope with his new bodyparts. "Well, the falcon-eye makes me see far away, the money-arm makes me go faster in the threes, but im tired of that the elephant-nose keeps putting grass up in my ass :-D
RE: hot
I likes to go naked in roof of building and sing the Superman theme when everybody saw. It is was hot shows!
Quality of Cam and Internet Connections
Chathosts who want to be successful on this site need to ensure they have the latest cam technology and speedy internet connection. There are some more expensive cams, whose speed is shocking !
RE: Quality of Cam and Internet Connections
i find cc secure the background safe with the viewer & conditions which is the best. I have no problem to use other sites, but if cc has appears on high system them there is background features.
RE: Quality of Cam and Internet Connections
You know, Smerch1468, that is good in theory, but sometimes the cost of equipment and certainly sometimes the quality of internet, is out of the control of the host. They make do with what they have. I'm thinking particularly of some Philippine hosts who have sometimes very poor options available to them in terms of their internet providers, and by and large many of them are unable to afford the higher end equipment. Sadly, what you say is true, though... though they are top-notch hosts and give great shows, they are held back by available equipment and internet
Where would you take the person you liked on a first date?
hmmmmm.......
1. I would take them wherever they wanted to go
2. I would take them to my favorite fast food place and make them pay
3. I would surprise them by taking them to a concert to see their favorite band
4. I don't know and I don't care
5. Other (name your place)
1. I would take them wherever they wanted to go
2. I would take them to my favorite fast food place and make them pay
3. I would surprise them by taking them to a concert to see their favorite band
4. I don't know and I don't care
5. Other (name your place)
RE: Where would you take the person you liked on a first date?
number 1...or number 5....always wanted to go to a lake at sunset and have a little picnic while watching the stars appear in the sky
RE: Where would you take the person you liked on a first date?
I am touched by this ...o romantic:))
RE: Where would you take the person you liked on a first date?
I am shocked Wayne, still waiting for the punchline
RE: Where would you take the person you liked on a first date?
I think 3 is a bit overkill for a first date.
RE: lol funny
don't be shocked, unless they ask you after a nude show LOL but honest, some TG hosts are absolutely stunningly beautiful compared to any biological woman. But personally, I could never confuse you with a man. You are truly a beautiful woman.
RE: riddle
Ok, so if 1+9+8=1 ---> 9=1-1-8=-8. then what is 2+8+9 ? as we calculated 9 = -8. so---> 2+8+(-8) =2. Even if answer "10" is correct , "2" is still correct too. Just different ways to calculate or solve this equation.
RE: riddle
no....1+9+8 = 1 because One Nine Eight ONE...first letter of each number...so 2+8+9 = 10 Two Eight Nine TEN....but nice try and glad u put alot of thought into it :)
RE: riddle
no, its not a lot of thoughts, just simple math. Like i said we just have two different ways to solve it.
RE: riddle
no because you are altering the equation that has been set out, i understand where you're coming from, and the way you came to the solution is correct, but your solution is to a completely different mathematical equation that was given
RE: Happy Birthday Karl
be happy and don't let ice cube to melt))))).happy birth day to you
Do You Have a Reason
we don't meet people by accident, they are meant to cross our path for a reason
RE: Do You Have a Reason
I have never had doubts about this!!sounds like story of my life!and maybe of more...kiss kiss and happy new week!!!and hooooooot one:D
RE: Do You Have a Reason
Yes, I also agree, but a lot of times we do not know or understand the reason something occurred
RE: Do You Have a Reason
I am compelled to reply that I have no idea what you are trying to say..
RE: Do You Have a Reason
hey as long as Lion, Monika and Mouse does agree, that's good enough for me thomas dear.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
no...its all to do with the law of serendipity as the world is chaotic and not ordered
RE: Do You Have a Reason
how could I not?:)...and i'm a Lionesse;).p.s.:i agree with what u said obvious;) nothing else-i'm the untamable Lionesse b*tch;)
RE: Do You Have a Reason
define untamable Lionesse b*tch, if it's what I think it is, it's time for you to be tamed or you will get old like me and be to late.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
glad we don't meet people by accident everyday, the path could get long and we might have to come up with reasons that we don't want to meet them.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
Agree 100 percent its not by accident and the path was a long good trip journey. Sean I'm so glad we met and I always wish you the best. Your smile, joy, happiness and great sense of humor has lifted me up several days when I needed that attention, again thank you for being a great friend and you know you can always call on me when you need something.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
i'm the way i'm and nothing can change....i'm very happy this way and I have no problems with getting old and not tamed as long as i'm loved/liked by who I want and when I want;)...
p.s.:Austin kissss;)
p.s.:Austin kissss;)
RE: Do You Have a Reason
I'm thrill to hear you say this LionessLove. You or anyone else should not worry about becoming old, it is a little better being old sometimes then dead.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
its accident. to be too fatalistic is to make smth like God or Destiny be responsible in anything happening in your life and to give reason why it happens. it makes you search reasons where there're absolutely nothing^^ relax take it eaaaasyyy)
RE: Do You Have a Reason
Not at all, people just seem to have this innate talent of seeing meaningful connections and hidden messages in all kinds of coincidental happenings.
Sometimes we meet extraordinary people in extraordinary situations, that's nice, that's life, that's all folks. No reason whatsoever.
Sometimes we meet extraordinary people in extraordinary situations, that's nice, that's life, that's all folks. No reason whatsoever.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
I think this message was saying, if you really met someone special in your life and you had faith inside your soul, then yes by no means was this an accident you met and cross paths, I do believe things happen for a reason and in time of need. If you don't believe in that it is ok not too, just keep thinking that way.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
People are perfectly content to tell themselves such stories. It is a beautiful aspect of human nature, and if such a belief leads you to find true love and fashion a nice life for yourself then that is wonderful, and I applaud your good fortune.
As for myself, I believe the universe is more profound that we can know.
As for myself, I believe the universe is more profound that we can know.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
I have no clue what your saying seemsreal, sorry, get out of space and put your feet back on earth.
RE: Do You Have a Reason
Austin, I don't agree. I think there is no "reason" for most of the things that take place in our lives. They just happen, including the vast majority of people we meet. I won't say there is never a reason, but by and large I think it is a matter of random chance
RE: looking for my prince...
and me for his white horse....let me know when u have found him;)
RE: looking for my prince...
Awwww baby! I was just trying to get ur attention, u know u are the one hahaha :D
RE: looking for my prince...
are you so sadistic now??
you know I risk to fall in love, right? :P
you know I risk to fall in love, right? :P
RE: looking for my prince...
yes she's sadic and will make you suffer.. and get addicted to her more and more.. but.. too late, she's mine :p
RE: looking for my prince...
He will live! He has many crushes ahahaha :) And a very big heart :p
RE: looking for my prince...
you know I have many crushes just because you're not into domination... but you're the only one I said "you're the one that could make me quit BDSM" :P
RE: looking for my prince...
I'm unfriendly, horrible and utterly repulsive, but they say opposites attract, right? :)
Happy Birthday CabbageHead
Happy Birthday Buddy... Hope this day brings all the joy in your life with lots of blessings with friends and family.
-Hades.
-Hades.
RE: Happy Birthday CabbageHead
On days like this, you are remembered.
Wishes from one such friend:
Friendship is not something that is written on paper, because paper can be torn. It is neither something that can be written on a rock, for even a rock can break. But it is written on the heart of a person, and it stays there forever. Birthday wishes
Wishes from one such friend:
Friendship is not something that is written on paper, because paper can be torn. It is neither something that can be written on a rock, for even a rock can break. But it is written on the heart of a person, and it stays there forever. Birthday wishes
RE: Amazing mathematics
I was very good at mathematics....I guess modesty isn't 100%;)...but I know myself 100% better,enough not to be modest.
p.s.:a very good way to see things!thank u!!it made my day!:)))
p.s.:a very good way to see things!thank u!!it made my day!:)))
RE: Amazing mathematics
my Italian was poor this morning...I haven't figured it out until now;)...just kidding....sounds very good your choise;).good luck!!kiss kiss;)
RE: Amazing mathematics
ohhhhhhhh......and u should not be modest either.....u'r very sexy in a very special way....poor men;)
Where it goes wrong
Is that the original premise is a letter representing a number, and a word (sequence of letters) being given a numerical value that when added together makes a sum. but it does not make a %. The fact that "attitude" adds up to 100 does not make it 100%. It simply makes it a total of 100. It would have to be relative to something, to be a percentage of what it is relative to.
Just saying...
Just saying...
RE: Where it goes wrong
Right! If I sleep as 'Zzzzz', that makes 5x26=130. Then my life is 130% succesfull??? Never thought maths could be sexy: thanks for the topic, LionneAmour ;-)
RE: Amazing mathematics
I have a minor degree in mathematics and you still taught me something :)
You are definitely 100% to me dear )))
You are definitely 100% to me dear )))
RE: Happy Birthday to the one an only P.Disciple
happy bday old man , i got a TS all set to go for you , vid on me just for your bday .
RE: Happy Birthday to the one an only P.Disciple
PD, take Thomas up on his offer and make it a looooooooong one lol.
Better yet, have some cake, do what you may, and shelf your worries for another day. Happy Birthday!
Better yet, have some cake, do what you may, and shelf your worries for another day. Happy Birthday!
RE: Happy Birthday to the one an only P.Disciple
Thank you Kerry, and the rest for the offers and kind words
Sensusveris has still her 2010 profile active...
Is she really gone for ever or someone knows her new profile ??
A rude awakening
Married man goes to doctor and finds out he's a woman
A Chinese man has discovered he was a woman after visiting a hospital to treat his severe stomach pains.
The 44-year-old attended the First People's Hospital of Yongkang and was complaining of blood in his urine.
Doctors were stunned after carrying out an X-Ray on the man and discovered he had a uterus and ovaries. The blood was a result of menstruation.
A Chinese man has discovered he was a woman after visiting a hospital to treat his severe stomach pains.
The 44-year-old attended the First People's Hospital of Yongkang and was complaining of blood in his urine.
Doctors were stunned after carrying out an X-Ray on the man and discovered he had a uterus and ovaries. The blood was a result of menstruation.
RE: A rude awakening
my type of man....man on his period....looooooooooooooooooooooool
RE: A rude awakening
or it was my type of man because he has a woman's brains hiding inside of him.....where is this man???....I want to marry hiiiiiiiiim:D
RE: A rude awakening
pleasure and pain always come together....bigger the better on the both sides;)
RE: A rude awakening
each one with his choises Thomas.....enjoy yours.stay happy and have an amazing weekend;)
Happy Birthday - Charlott76
Dear Charlott,
Hope this message is the first of the millions of birthday wishes that you would get on this special day.
Warmest bday wishes and hope you have a beautiful day to remember and cherish in the company of ur friends and family :)
Lots of love, Hades.
Hope this message is the first of the millions of birthday wishes that you would get on this special day.
Warmest bday wishes and hope you have a beautiful day to remember and cherish in the company of ur friends and family :)
Lots of love, Hades.
Neck play
Hi there lovely slender ladies. I must say i have a major neck fetish i love long slender necks and prominant perfect collar bones. Would love to see you play with your slender neck squeezing and stretching it nice and tight. While wearing a shoulder free top and your hair up so your long neck and collar bones show. Who is in for a little neck play show?