General Forum

OK so I have a lazy Sunday with nothing better to do except post here. (Get a life, you sad f*k, bla bla bla - there, I've saved you the effort of typing).

I love camcontacts. I've met astonishingly beautiful hosts with personalities to match and some very interesting, funny and admirable members too.

CommChat is hit and miss, it has been ever since I've been here. I went into it for the 1st time and thought it was insane. However, after awhile, I rowed myself in and had a lot of fun there.

CC say they are us, they built the site based upon their own desires and what was missing on the internet for them. I think they have succeeded admirably.

The people who are positive about CC and all it's aspects are intelligent enough to see past its flaws. Tell me, where is there a better site of its kind?

I would like to chat with my favourite russian hosts, in russian. Anyone teach me some choice phrases? I'm after the kind of phrases you wouldn't find in a phrase book, that would be appropriate for a host/member chat.

Well, there have been a couple recent threads regarding Comm Chat, and how certain people don't like it.
Simple solution: if you don't like it, no one is forcing you to go there.
For the most part, I find it entertaining and interesting, with good people. And I'll be damned if I can figure out who this "comm chat mafia" is.
If you choose to disagree, how about using your name or handle when you respond, instead of hiding behind "anonymous"?

Why are most TSs in Philapines? I would think they would be evenly distributed in all countries. Is it culturally more accepted there? BTW, some are just beautiful!

Any hosts out there have tanlines at the moment they would like to show off?

Can anyone tell me why some Russian hosts mix up the two words naughty and nasty? If you look at screen names and profiles, its clear that the word 'naughty' is intended sometimes but 'nasty' is written. Is there no direct translation or something? just curious!

Confucius say, "Young girl who go to young man's apartment for midnight snack, often time get nothing but tidbit."

Confucius say, "Man who make love in Central Park find piece on earth."

Confucius say, "Man who make love to widow, have piece without bloodshed."

Confucius say, "Stupid man cut down cherry tree, smart man spread the limbs."

A few recently released titles for your reading enjoyment:

MYSTERY AND SUSPENSE:
"Sailor, Beware" by Don Bendover
"The Open Kimona" by Seymour Harry
"The Protuding Pajama Leg" by Lotta Dicks
"Dangerous Days" by Pastor Period
"Blood on the Picnic Ground" by Buster Cherry

NATURE NOVELS:
"The Yellow Stream" by I. P. Daily
"By a Waterfall" by U. P. Standing
"The Wildcat's Revenge" by Claude Balls
"Antlers in the Tree" by August de Moos
"The Rooster's Mistake" by Rhoda Duck

ROMANCE AND MARRIAGE:
"The Bride's First Night" by Peter B. Kind
"Rip in the Mattress" by Mr. Completely
"The 69th Romance" by B. R. French
"Back to Back" by Will E. Turner
"The Disappointed Old Maid" by Dickie Small
"Love Thine Own Self" by O. E. Pulley and Howie Pulley
"The Great Rubber Failure" by Iva Childe
"The Ideal Husband" by John Henry Everhard

INTERNATIONAL READING:
"The Brown Spot on the China Wall" by Hu Flung Dung
"The Ruptured Japanese" by Wong Hung Lo
"The Flip-Dizzy Hawaiian" by Lacka Nookie
"The German's Favorite Spot" by Herr Bottom
"Vacation in France" by Hugo Downey
"The Sex-Mad Russian" by Ivantor Titzov

HEALTH & SELF-HELP:
"How to Reduce a Fat Woman" by Ryder Moore
"Birth Control" by Iona Syringe
"The Self-Made Man: Or The Great Hancock" by Peter Long
"The Anxious Moment" by R. U. Cummings
"The Old Fashioned Way" by Eileen Back

is it just me,or does there seem to be a little sexual tension between war(or should i say vendetta)& roman holiday? just sayin :--)

Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Crown Lager.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Crown Lager?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Crown at the end of the 1st nine, hun.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a taxi.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four letter word in the book.
The driver turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'

Bob's funeral will be on Friday.

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1. The Doctor who tells her to take off all her clothes
2. The Dentist who tells her to open wide
3. The Milkman who asks her do you want it in the front or the back
4. The Hairdresser who asks her do you want it teased or blown
5. The Interior Designer who assures her once it's inside you'll love it
6. The Banker who insists to her if you take it out too soon you'll lose interest
7. The Primal Hunter who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her Keep quiet and lie still
---------Now tell what do you think you can add to this......

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...... Your primary purpose in life is to get logged in at CC before the Percentage Count reaches 100% and you see the Winners' Page

..... You fall asleep in that brief interval of time between when you click on the "Begin VideoChat with..." button and you see the video screen in the host's room.

..... You schedule meal times, TV watching, real sex, around your CC time.

While soaping up my chest the other day I grabbed one of my pecs and got a strange feeling. I realized that it reminded me of my first girlfriends breast back in grade school. I purchased a membership at a gym this morning.

Anyone know where joe is?

i love my bf very much

Calm down, this is not an attack post. First thanks to all the hosts in all categories just for being you.

From a visual standpoint, although there are smoking hot girls in both categories, in my opinion Glamour overall is well ahead of IA. Also Glamour is much more mysterious. Much more like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get. Conversely in IA, you always know what you are going to get. You also spend far less, since you do not spend your time talking so much as you do in Glamour. And of course you can a bit of both is you like as well. For example using Glamour/shy as the salad/appetizer and IA as the main course. But there is good selection and being able to chat in pvt while in free chat is really nice.

And again this is only my opinion. And even that changes over time.

I logged into comm.chat at 6 am GMT to find only one other member there who was talking to just one host. Two years ago, it would have had a number of members and hosts chatting at that time. I left after a few seconds. I've also checked at other times to see the same old die-hards chatting to the same hosts. Seems like comm.chat has lost its attraction for most. I wonder why? Any suggestions?

Somebody remembers Darling Helen???What happened to her?

Host Profile:
Turn-Ons:
If you make me happy and excited, you will get something interesting


Hosts should realize - If you make THE PAYING MEMBER happy and excited, you will get $omething.

Revearse your attitude hosts!

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Jack lived with his mother in a little cottage on the far from the village. They were very poor. In fact, all they had to their name was the cottage they lived in, the clothes they wore, and a duck. One day, Jack's mother came to him and said, "Jack, we have no more money. If we don't do something we will starve. I want you to take the duck into town and sell her, and the money that we get will buy some food."

Jack obediently took the duck and set off for town, but before he was very far, his mother called after him, "Jack! Don't stop anywhere, don't do anything, and please don't let anything happen to the duck. Get as much as you can for her. And don't spend the money on anything else! Come straight home."

"Yes, mother," Jack replied, and off to town he went.

As Jack came near the town he had to pass by the local brothel, and sure enough, just as he was passing by with the duck under his arm, Carlotta, one of the girls in the brothel, looked out the window and saw Jack. Throwing the window open, and leaning out, Carlotta said, "Oh Jackie, Jackie! all day long I have sat here without anyone to come to me. Won't you come and have fun with me."

Jack remembered what his mother told him and said, "Carlotta, I'm sorry, but I have no money. All I have is this duck, which I am going into town to sell."

"Oh, Jackie, please," Carlotta begged. "I'm so horny, I'll do anything if you will just come in and make love to me. I don't care if you have no money, I will do it just for the duck. Just come to me."

Jack thought for a moment, and then decided "I can always find some other way to get the money." So he went in and had sex with Carlotta, and when it was over, he gave her the duck, then left with a smile upon his face.

But before he could get very far, Carlotta was calling him, "Jackie! Jackie! Come back. That was the best damn sex I have ever had. I want more, MORE! I will give you back your duck, if you will screw me once more!"

Of course, what could Jack do? How could he refuse? And back in he went to Carlotta.

An hour later Jack came out of the brothel, an even bigger smile upon his face, and the duck under his arm.

But just as he stepped off of the curb into the street, a fast moving truck came 'round the corner, and startled Jack and the duck. The duck flew out of Jack's arms, and into the path of the truck, and BAM! just like that, the duck was flattened on the street. The truck driver brought his truck to a screeching halt, and seeing Jack's duck flattened like a pancake in the street, felt so bad.

"What have you done?" Jack exclaimed. "I needed that duck to sell and get money so we could have food to eat."

With tears in his eyes, the truck driver apologized profusely to Jack. "Oh Jack, I am so so sorry," he said. "Then he reached down into his pocket, pulled out his wallet, took out 2 one dollar bills, and handed them to Jack. "Here," he said, "It's the least I could do since I killed your duck."

That night when Jack returned home, his mother waited eagerly for him. "Jack," she called, "Please tell me that you were able to sell the duck. How much did you get for her?"

"Well, mother," Jack said, "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and two bucks for a fucked up duck!"

I'm 69 next birthday so this is a good time to leave CC for good. I mean, every time someone asked my age next year, I'd have to endure all those oral sex jokes.

Thanks for all the fun and companionship, wish you all well, bye....

Nick

i found it really funny, maybe some of u aldready know them, but i thought to share:

Do I have to pay for this?
Do I have to call you tomorrow?
You look better in the dark.
What's your name again?
Do I have to be here in the morning?
Hold on, let me change the channel...
Suck my dick, bitch.
How much do I owe you?
How come we each have a penis?
Of course I don't love you.
Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t
Get off me, I'll do it myself!!!!
But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!

i have noticed a trend lately of at least a few hosts trying all kinds of tricks and ways of bending rules in contests to try to cheat and win. i also noticed in this contest that none of the hosts that i am thinking of won.

so Karma i love you!

and congratulations to all the winners and all those who played in fun without trying to cheat or bend the rules to their advantage.