General Forum
Then again........
There are plenty of hosts that are within my personal guidelines to keep me busy for a while. God bless every one of you.
RE: Then again........
Oh, that is a shame for him. Never meeting my favorite bunny. Poor guy. :(
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. I love my bunny and so does my carrot. Kisses for my bunny.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. I love my bunny and so does my carrot. Kisses for my bunny.
RE: Then again........
Is it Christmas time already? I thought I just heard Tiny Tim say something. We having a puzzle contest now?
RE: Then again........
Hmmmm. I have been the one using "Longtime member" the most for the last week, but I have seen others use it before. And my name is not Roger, lol. Maybe kahson3's name is Roger.
Anyway, while you are both free to fight over me, I do have to warn you, UrBrunette, that my bunny is correct, If she wants me, I am hers. :))
Anyway, while you are both free to fight over me, I do have to warn you, UrBrunette, that my bunny is correct, If she wants me, I am hers. :))
Not sure what to call this.......
Oh you silly ladies. Am I asking to much to ask for one picture in your profile that clearly shows your face?? I always like to know who I am chatting with before going to video. A nice clear picture of your face will do that for me.
I would also like to talk about pricing, but nobody seems to want to hear about this. Then again, it is only an opinion. So here goes:
For those hosts in not so shy charging more than say $1.50 per min, you gould get many more viewers (including me) if you dropped to that price. Same with Instant Action hosts charging more than $2 per min. Again, a lot more viewers if you do.
To the rest of you: God bless you and keep up the good work.
That is all. Thanks for your patience.
I would also like to talk about pricing, but nobody seems to want to hear about this. Then again, it is only an opinion. So here goes:
For those hosts in not so shy charging more than say $1.50 per min, you gould get many more viewers (including me) if you dropped to that price. Same with Instant Action hosts charging more than $2 per min. Again, a lot more viewers if you do.
To the rest of you: God bless you and keep up the good work.
That is all. Thanks for your patience.
RE: Not sure what to call this.......
Unfotunately many hosts don't like to show their face for privacy reasons until you are in video and you just need to take a chance. I can understand this, but sometimes I will select another host as a result. It depends on what else I see in the pics, comments in her forum, her star rating, and her attitude in text chat. What is worse is that a few of them won't show their face in video so make sure you ask first in text chat before jumping into video.
In terms of the price thing, duh!, lol Of course they would get more members, and of course I would like them to lower their price. But the question is, would they get enough additional members and longer videos to make it worth it.
For example, if a host charges $2,50/minute and gets one member to stay 20 minutes, she either needs one member to stay 25 minutes at $2.00 or two members to stay 12 1/2 minutes at two dollars. Only the host knows which work better for her.
She might also prefer to cater to one member at a higher price than two at a lower price and has no other choice but to make the open price higher because she cannot eliminate that option. Plus, hosts sometimes like member that are willing to spend more per minute because they actually will stay longer at a higher price and seem to be nicer, perhaps because they are older, have more money, and are more mature.
In terms of the price thing, duh!, lol Of course they would get more members, and of course I would like them to lower their price. But the question is, would they get enough additional members and longer videos to make it worth it.
For example, if a host charges $2,50/minute and gets one member to stay 20 minutes, she either needs one member to stay 25 minutes at $2.00 or two members to stay 12 1/2 minutes at two dollars. Only the host knows which work better for her.
She might also prefer to cater to one member at a higher price than two at a lower price and has no other choice but to make the open price higher because she cannot eliminate that option. Plus, hosts sometimes like member that are willing to spend more per minute because they actually will stay longer at a higher price and seem to be nicer, perhaps because they are older, have more money, and are more mature.
How fit are you
Just curious, It is obvious that some spend quite a long time in the gym in order to look attractive for the CC users - but how much? So, how many hours do you, as a host, spend in the gym in order to have the killer body that makes all your viewers moan?
RE: How fit are you
I hope you realise that the poor girl who was next in the queue after you only got A cups from nature as that was all that nature had left to give :P
Turning it around to the male perspective I know just how she feels :(
Turning it around to the male perspective I know just how she feels :(
RE: How fit are you
lol... damn... that must have been my Russian girlfriend after CrazyFrits! but looks like I was in LINE before INYF!.... lol
RE: How fit are you
u have a mother or cleaning lady?!! oh i envy you:((; i go to gym 3 times per week and that I hardly manage to fit into my life; and btw, fitness freak, its not all about looks - i need my health:) muahaaaaaaaaaa stay fit hon even if it kills you:)
hosts and undergarments
When in video, a lot of hosts always show their breasts just by pulling their bra down instead of taking it off. I always hate this. I like to see them swing freely and tell them to completely to remove their bra. Same thing for panties. When they just pull them to the side, I ask for them to take them off completely. I like to see them completely naked.
Are hosts doing this because they are lazy, and in the case of the bra, are they trying to have their breasts look bigger by pushing them up and also to hiide breasts which may be too limp?
Are hosts doing this because they are lazy, and in the case of the bra, are they trying to have their breasts look bigger by pushing them up and also to hiide breasts which may be too limp?
RE: hosts and undergarments
Oh, I am sorry. I thought that I was the customer and that reasonable requests were okay. You act like I wanted hosts to put a television set inside of her.
RE: hosts and undergarments
some members like to see panties moved aside, some members want to see a chathost in stockings, some want to see a chathost naked completely, some want something else... It's better if a member can give hints - what he likes, and what he does not ;) Believe me, chathosts will do their best to show you what you want and how you want))))
RE: hosts and undergarments
Yes teenbabe you are right. I tell the hosts what I like to see and I get to see it. It's simple really.
RE: hosts and undergarments
I rather feel it's the original poster's inability to talk & successfully interact with girls that he is here, and he finds it easier to bitch in the forums than just follow your advice and ask for what he wants, either before or during his videos.
RE: hosts and undergarments
Obviously, when they don't take off their clothes completely, I simply ask them to do it. I am just wondering if there is a strategic reason for their not taking them off completely or is it just they don't feel like it. Perhaps the answer is simply that most members like it that way, but that is the point of the question.
And just as obviously, if there is anyone who does not know how to speak to people, your post makes it clear that that person is you. Even INYF didn't attack me lilke you did. That's how far out-of-bounds your insult is, lol.
And just as obviously, if there is anyone who does not know how to speak to people, your post makes it clear that that person is you. Even INYF didn't attack me lilke you did. That's how far out-of-bounds your insult is, lol.
RE: hosts and undergarments
Lmao. Now chathosts are criticizing other chathosts! You always seem to back me up here when others attack me... Too bad I'm not a slave, lol.
Anyway, I doubt that is the reason. It would make more sense to do a slow strip rather than just quickly pulling the bra down and panties to the side.
Anyway, I doubt that is the reason. It would make more sense to do a slow strip rather than just quickly pulling the bra down and panties to the side.
RE: hosts and undergarments
Well,it would make more sense if u asked questions and needed answers.Coz all u do now is just prove ur own point,dont u?So y do u ask then if u know better what and y hosts do?If u think that would be better to do nice slow strip is ur opinion,and it has a right to be.And I have no idea about what "always" ur talking about.Seems to me and I am pretty sure,I am here not that often.
The Golf Game
Towards the end of the gold course, Jim hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just
about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ......POOF!
In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took
me to make those buttercups???
Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for
your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your life ..... As a matter of fact,
you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!
Then POOF! .... she was gone!
After Jim recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the Pussy Willows."
Jim shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
DON'T SWING!!!!
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just
about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ......POOF!
In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took
me to make those buttercups???
Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for
your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your life ..... As a matter of fact,
you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!
Then POOF! .... she was gone!
After Jim recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the Pussy Willows."
Jim shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
DON'T SWING!!!!
RE: The Golf Game
Not bad, but the problem with jokes like that is that you can anticipate the punchline too easily. I didn't know that "pussy willow" would be the key, but I knew something like that was going to happen.
RE: The Golf Game
It can be interesting, why we think something is funny.
For example I used to milk cows and make butter.
I still laugh when I read this joke.
The crazy connection of butter and buttercups! :)
For example I used to milk cows and make butter.
I still laugh when I read this joke.
The crazy connection of butter and buttercups! :)
curious
is like 80% of the girls here from romania? i met so many hosts here and most of them from romania. is the only job in romania for girls is a chat host? im not complaining im just wondering if it really is the chat host capital of the world?
RE: curious
Hosts here are from all over the world. The main countries are Brazil, Colombia, Philippines, Romania, and Russia. There are also a some from Moldova, Ukraine, USA, and some other countries.
In terms of percentages, Romania and Russia are probably at the top of the list, cloesly followed by Colombia and the Philippines. I cannot give numbers since I have never bothered to count.
There used to be more Russians than Romanians here, but because CC had blocked Romanians from opening new acconts. Romanians can now open accounts and may have taken the lead.
If you do decide to count, remember that some hosts have two accounts.
In terms of percentages, Romania and Russia are probably at the top of the list, cloesly followed by Colombia and the Philippines. I cannot give numbers since I have never bothered to count.
There used to be more Russians than Romanians here, but because CC had blocked Romanians from opening new acconts. Romanians can now open accounts and may have taken the lead.
If you do decide to count, remember that some hosts have two accounts.
RE: curious
im not from Romania:) heheeheh or Russia, even though most come and say "private" - when first happened i thought member is not speaking English good and he asks for private show - lol
Escort and Massage Hosts in USA
Are there any hosts in the USA where "escort and massage" is truly the correct category? A few years back, I saw one here but did not meet her, and now, all of them seem to be in Europe.
RE: Escort and Massage Hosts in USA
I must be missing something. Nobody in that category that states they are from USA has been on CC for over a month. Forgive my stupdity and be more specific. Thanks.
RE: Turkey Tongue Twister
I think that's a bit cruel making him tow all those turtles if he only has two toes :(
RE: Turkey Tongue Twister
Well it seems he towed twelve times ten (12x10) talking turtles, or he towed ten talking turtles twelve times...either way, it both works out to be the same.
RE: Turkey Tongue Twister
i am not a chicken plucker i am a chicken pluckers son i am only plucking chickens till the chicken plucker comes.......touche....or she sells sea shells on thew sea shore
RE: Any one plays hi lo any more?
I noticed the few times that I played it, the hosts get easy cards to choose from. They will either get very high or very low cards, while I get 7, 8, and 9's a lot of times. So IMO, it's a scam trying to drag the game out and cost more money. Never again
RE: Any one plays hi lo any more?
I played a few times and liked it but I was always afraid that if I won, host wouldn't show. I wrote to CC about this and they assured me that host must show or member gets credit. However since I dont trust hosts very well I was always afraid that host would close video before end of game and I don't like the hassle of writing for credit. Some hosts have as many as 6 pieces of clothing to be removed which is crazy, not to mention expensive. CC should limit the number of pieces of clothing to not more than 4 and then I would reconsider playing. Also I agree hosts get easy cards to select and we get lots of more difficult cards. I read 2 that some hosts stall picking cards although that was not my experience.
RE: Any one plays hi lo any more?
I have played a few times and I think it is a fair game. Sometimes I have won 3,4 or 5 rounds in succession. Other times it has taken longer
RE: Any one plays hi lo any more?
If you give it a moments thought you would realise hilo has to be 121. How can a host give a second member who entered an open session any attention if she is playing hilo?
Real Blondes
I will start by saying I like all women: shapes, sizes, hair, etc. But, I have noticed I can fine no "blonde...blondes". Are there any hosts who have blonde hair, blonde eyebrows and blonde pussy hair? I have only known one lady in my life whos pussy was blonde like her head. My point: Red is a more rare color, but the pussy often match. I quote Sean Connery in Diamonds are forever "The cuff should match the color!" (LOL)
RE: Real Blondes
Wow blond pussy!! I believe you mean blond pubic hair! head hair and body hair are not the same types of hair, so a REAL blond haired girl will not necessarily have blond pubic hair. With all due respect to the hostesses here, blond hair, red hair and blue eyes are Nordic, Scandinavian features and the majority of the hostesses here are Slavic or mitteleuropean types. All are beautiful all are delicious it's just a question of taste!
RE: Real Blondes
Right......I understand and agree...It is blonde pubic hair that is of my current quest. But...I know nothing about hair......why is it so often a red head hove all three of same.....but blondes not you much?
RE: Real Blondes
But as the Vikings spread throughout western Russia (Rus is a Valenginian Viking word) many Russians have Scandinavian blood (that's why so many blue and green eyes plus blonde hair). Viking artifacts have been found along many rivers, i can think of one at about 840 AD. The were also the people of Finland who traveled as far as the Urals. Then of course, later was the Golden Horde that led to the exotic eyes. All make for an interesting mix.
RE: Real Blondes
Thanks..great information. I agree. But, I have met several real Red's from Russia. If fun quest, thanks again. Rojo
RE: Real Blondes
But of course, the Scandavians (vis a vi Vikings) raided and settled throughout europe as well. Many true blondes (from those i've seen) have hair that gets darker, brownish as they get older.(mousy and you say)
RE: off topic - kid in StPete
You will have to forgive my skepticism, but after all of the bogus chain-letter emails that I get that sound just like that story, I have doubts as to the truthfulness of your post. Nevertheless, true of not, that definitely is a moviing and sad tale, and if true, I hope that you can find that girl and give her a good life.
RE: off topic - kid in StPete
Well, the older you are, the more cynical you will become.
In any event, I will bite. First, you could track this girl down with a private detective. You seem to have enough info. Second, you could talk to a lawyer in that country and ask what the best way to proceed would be. Maybe the lawyer could even find a way to approach the family and allow you to adopt the girl or at least get her out of those people's custody and into some type of foster carre (although that might be just as bad unless you could become the foster parents. Maybe a relatvie would take the girl.).
One thing not to do is give those parents' money for the girl since you know exactly where that money will go. But you could maybe suggest that you would help pay for a drug treatment progrram for them or at least do the background work and how to get into one.
The problem of course is that druggies or not, the parents are going to get very angry and defensive. I defintiely would not just approach them alone. Meeting in a public place would be a much better idea.
Hope this helps.
In any event, I will bite. First, you could track this girl down with a private detective. You seem to have enough info. Second, you could talk to a lawyer in that country and ask what the best way to proceed would be. Maybe the lawyer could even find a way to approach the family and allow you to adopt the girl or at least get her out of those people's custody and into some type of foster carre (although that might be just as bad unless you could become the foster parents. Maybe a relatvie would take the girl.).
One thing not to do is give those parents' money for the girl since you know exactly where that money will go. But you could maybe suggest that you would help pay for a drug treatment progrram for them or at least do the background work and how to get into one.
The problem of course is that druggies or not, the parents are going to get very angry and defensive. I defintiely would not just approach them alone. Meeting in a public place would be a much better idea.
Hope this helps.
RE: off topic - kid in StPete
very heartfelt story and I wish you luck in finding this little girl...do all you can to achieve this goal...I believe in dreams...and your dream was very important.
Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
We had a debate about the rules in Glamour in the member forum. I took the time to write to CC and what follows are the emails back and forth between us. I think that this is an important enough issue that it is worth posting here in the General Forum instead of allowing the topic to get lost in a giant thread that dealt with another topic....
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My initial email to CC:
Could you please send me any documentation about the distinction between all the categories, especially an explanation of Glamour and A Little Shy? I would be very interested in knowing the rules and distinction for each, especially about how much nudity is allowed and also the effect of a sesson being "restricted". Thank you.
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CC's initial response:
Dear Sir,
Thank you for contacting us.
Please be informed that our Chathosts perform not only on CamContacts, but we have other services as well where the rules are very strict ( so called restricted sessions). So in case the session is on CamContacts,' Glamour' is considered to be an adult category and even full nudity can be reached here with mutual agreement.
Hope this explains.
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My email asking for further information:
Thanks for your answer. But I needed some further clarification.
In terms of CC with an unrestricted session, what is the difference between Glamour and LIttle Shy?
I always had thought that Glarmour was topless only at most and at the host's discretion. No full nudity. No toys. No sexual positions. Just looking pretty and sexy like a swimsuit model with the host having the option of going topless.
In terms of A Little Shy, I thought that the host had the option of getting fully naked, but that nudity was not mandatory. I also thought that as with glamour, the host could not assume any sexual positions or use toys and would need to make sure that she didn't spread her legs while bottomless.
Now I have been told by you that Glamour is Adult on CC even though it is not listed as Adult Softcore or Adult Hardcore. Further, I have no idea what the difference between Glamour and A Little Shy is in terms of CC. In fact, since Glamour came well after A Little Shy, I don't even know why it exists. I had thought that it was created to keep nonadult sessions purely non-adult and leave the sexy poses with clothes to Glamour, but now I have no idea.
Please expalin, again in terms of a host working on CC in a non-restricted session. And by the way, was I ever correct in my belief in terms of what a host could do with Glamour versus A Little Shy and the rules simply changed?
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CC's response:
Dear Sir,
Generally your assumptions regarding Glamour and Little Shy are correct, only that the strict rules that exist for these categories in restricted sessions should serve only as guidelines for the Chathosts, in case the session takes place on CamContacts. This means that the Chathosts from these categories can get naked and pose in a sexual manner if they feel like it.
The main difference between Glamour and Little Shy is that Glamour is the link between Non-Adult and Adult. It is for Chathosts who feel like chatting and maybe stripping, but not doing a full show. Little Shy is more adult and you can expect a show, if both you and the Chathost agree on it. Provided that it is both the Viewer's and the Chathost's wish, they can go further than that, however no hardcore stuff is allowed as there are categories like Fetish or Dungeon for that.
We recall that when Glamour was first introduced the rules might have been a little stricter, but not now. Some Chathosts though get confused and decide to stick strictly to the rules regardless of the session, restricted or non-restricted, which is why you might hear about the rules from them.
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So there you go.
I am not sure of the technical definition of "hardcore" or a "show". Something tells me, however, that the hosts that use toys or masterbate in Glamour are taking it too far (not that I will be complaining any time soon, lol), and that toys and masterbation would be the most A Little Shy host can do. I guess that means that not so shy and instant action are guaranteed "shows" with not so shy giving the host some time to warm up.
Members shpuldn't be too hard on Glamour hosts in light of what CC told me here. Many hosts are legitimately concerned about what they can and cannot do in that category. Not all of them are trying to rip you off members or deceive them.
And if it gets to the point of a member arguing with a host about whether she is allowed to get naked, the member should just move on since the host is not going to do it anyway. Members should not just jump into video with a glamour or little shy host; rather, they should simply check in text chat first. If the host is vague in her answers or the member does not like what he hears, then he should see somebody else.
Hope this helps.
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My initial email to CC:
Could you please send me any documentation about the distinction between all the categories, especially an explanation of Glamour and A Little Shy? I would be very interested in knowing the rules and distinction for each, especially about how much nudity is allowed and also the effect of a sesson being "restricted". Thank you.
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CC's initial response:
Dear Sir,
Thank you for contacting us.
Please be informed that our Chathosts perform not only on CamContacts, but we have other services as well where the rules are very strict ( so called restricted sessions). So in case the session is on CamContacts,' Glamour' is considered to be an adult category and even full nudity can be reached here with mutual agreement.
Hope this explains.
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My email asking for further information:
Thanks for your answer. But I needed some further clarification.
In terms of CC with an unrestricted session, what is the difference between Glamour and LIttle Shy?
I always had thought that Glarmour was topless only at most and at the host's discretion. No full nudity. No toys. No sexual positions. Just looking pretty and sexy like a swimsuit model with the host having the option of going topless.
In terms of A Little Shy, I thought that the host had the option of getting fully naked, but that nudity was not mandatory. I also thought that as with glamour, the host could not assume any sexual positions or use toys and would need to make sure that she didn't spread her legs while bottomless.
Now I have been told by you that Glamour is Adult on CC even though it is not listed as Adult Softcore or Adult Hardcore. Further, I have no idea what the difference between Glamour and A Little Shy is in terms of CC. In fact, since Glamour came well after A Little Shy, I don't even know why it exists. I had thought that it was created to keep nonadult sessions purely non-adult and leave the sexy poses with clothes to Glamour, but now I have no idea.
Please expalin, again in terms of a host working on CC in a non-restricted session. And by the way, was I ever correct in my belief in terms of what a host could do with Glamour versus A Little Shy and the rules simply changed?
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CC's response:
Dear Sir,
Generally your assumptions regarding Glamour and Little Shy are correct, only that the strict rules that exist for these categories in restricted sessions should serve only as guidelines for the Chathosts, in case the session takes place on CamContacts. This means that the Chathosts from these categories can get naked and pose in a sexual manner if they feel like it.
The main difference between Glamour and Little Shy is that Glamour is the link between Non-Adult and Adult. It is for Chathosts who feel like chatting and maybe stripping, but not doing a full show. Little Shy is more adult and you can expect a show, if both you and the Chathost agree on it. Provided that it is both the Viewer's and the Chathost's wish, they can go further than that, however no hardcore stuff is allowed as there are categories like Fetish or Dungeon for that.
We recall that when Glamour was first introduced the rules might have been a little stricter, but not now. Some Chathosts though get confused and decide to stick strictly to the rules regardless of the session, restricted or non-restricted, which is why you might hear about the rules from them.
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So there you go.
I am not sure of the technical definition of "hardcore" or a "show". Something tells me, however, that the hosts that use toys or masterbate in Glamour are taking it too far (not that I will be complaining any time soon, lol), and that toys and masterbation would be the most A Little Shy host can do. I guess that means that not so shy and instant action are guaranteed "shows" with not so shy giving the host some time to warm up.
Members shpuldn't be too hard on Glamour hosts in light of what CC told me here. Many hosts are legitimately concerned about what they can and cannot do in that category. Not all of them are trying to rip you off members or deceive them.
And if it gets to the point of a member arguing with a host about whether she is allowed to get naked, the member should just move on since the host is not going to do it anyway. Members should not just jump into video with a glamour or little shy host; rather, they should simply check in text chat first. If the host is vague in her answers or the member does not like what he hears, then he should see somebody else.
Hope this helps.
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
Thanks that was very helpful. The only thing I'm slight;y confused about is the sentence that begins "Provided that it is both the Viewer's and the Chathost's wish". I had assumed that it was referring to the Little Shy hosts and therefore no masturbation or toys would be allowed. Although, once again, that is assuming that these acts are considered "hardcore"
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
Wow..... INYF liked my post. It must be a good one, maybe the best post ever that was not written by INYF. I take great pride in getting the INYF official seal of approval, as I am sure you feel that I should.
I too was a bit confused as you can tell by what I wrote at the end so we certainly shouldn't be too hard on hosts about their understanding of the rules. The only thing that makes sense to me is that maybe hardcore means some of the more bizarre stuff that might occur in Fetish and Dungeon and maybe also the use of certain toys. Maybe masterbation is not allowed in Glamour since that would be a "show" but masterbation is allowed in Little Shy if no toys are used.. Or maybe basic toys like dildos are allowed in Little Shy but not things like fruits, vegetables, and bottles.
Anyway, I guess that I could send another email, but all this thinking is really making it difficult to have fun here. I only have so much blood in me, and I can only allocate it to one head at a time.
I too was a bit confused as you can tell by what I wrote at the end so we certainly shouldn't be too hard on hosts about their understanding of the rules. The only thing that makes sense to me is that maybe hardcore means some of the more bizarre stuff that might occur in Fetish and Dungeon and maybe also the use of certain toys. Maybe masterbation is not allowed in Glamour since that would be a "show" but masterbation is allowed in Little Shy if no toys are used.. Or maybe basic toys like dildos are allowed in Little Shy but not things like fruits, vegetables, and bottles.
Anyway, I guess that I could send another email, but all this thinking is really making it difficult to have fun here. I only have so much blood in me, and I can only allocate it to one head at a time.
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
I had a chathost read the rules to me over the phone. Here's the bottom line:
Session are either restricted or non-restricted as to what a host may do. Sessions become restricted based upon factors such as a members location and how he connects to the host (CC, an affiliate, mobile phone).
Non-adult sessions (friends & family, make new friends, long-term/marriage) are always restricted. Every other category may be either restricted or non-restricted depending upon the situation.
Technically, a host can do whatever she wants in a non-restricted session except for things like child porn and certain fetish type activity which CC prohibits (cutting yourself to bleed for example). It doesn't matter what her category is as long as she is in a non-restricted session. (Remember, nonadult is always restricted.)
What this means is that technically speaking, a host in glamour or littleshy can in fact do the same things as a host in instant action, fetish, or dungeon if she is an non-restricted session. However, for non-restricted sessions, there are suggested guidelines for each category. If a host goes beyond these suggestions too often, she will be told to change categories. The suggested guidelines become mandatory for restricted sessions.
The suggested guidelines, by the way, are essentially the same as my first post in the viewer forum on this issue where I talk about things like a swimsuit model that is topless and stuff. For glamour, one suggested guideline, for example, is no full nudity. That means whiie a host can be nude in glamour if the session is non-restricted, the site suggest she not do it. If she does it too often, the site will tell her to change to a more liberal category. (I don't know how closely this is actually monitored.)
In terms of what a host must do, my friend did not read me anything regarding this, but I believe my basic understanding on this is correct: glamour and littleshy.... host and member must agree, not so shy and instant action.... host must get naked but can take more time doing it in not so shy. (I guess if a not so shy or instant action host is told by a member not to get naked, then this is okay unless another member enters the video and wants nudity. The first come, first served idea regarding open chat would probably not apply regardless of how many hosts and members like to preach such a philosophy.)
I am not sure why CC did not email me the rules as I stated them here, but perhaps their emails are a more practical statment of the rules whereas this summary is a technical, legal type analaysis.
Session are either restricted or non-restricted as to what a host may do. Sessions become restricted based upon factors such as a members location and how he connects to the host (CC, an affiliate, mobile phone).
Non-adult sessions (friends & family, make new friends, long-term/marriage) are always restricted. Every other category may be either restricted or non-restricted depending upon the situation.
Technically, a host can do whatever she wants in a non-restricted session except for things like child porn and certain fetish type activity which CC prohibits (cutting yourself to bleed for example). It doesn't matter what her category is as long as she is in a non-restricted session. (Remember, nonadult is always restricted.)
What this means is that technically speaking, a host in glamour or littleshy can in fact do the same things as a host in instant action, fetish, or dungeon if she is an non-restricted session. However, for non-restricted sessions, there are suggested guidelines for each category. If a host goes beyond these suggestions too often, she will be told to change categories. The suggested guidelines become mandatory for restricted sessions.
The suggested guidelines, by the way, are essentially the same as my first post in the viewer forum on this issue where I talk about things like a swimsuit model that is topless and stuff. For glamour, one suggested guideline, for example, is no full nudity. That means whiie a host can be nude in glamour if the session is non-restricted, the site suggest she not do it. If she does it too often, the site will tell her to change to a more liberal category. (I don't know how closely this is actually monitored.)
In terms of what a host must do, my friend did not read me anything regarding this, but I believe my basic understanding on this is correct: glamour and littleshy.... host and member must agree, not so shy and instant action.... host must get naked but can take more time doing it in not so shy. (I guess if a not so shy or instant action host is told by a member not to get naked, then this is okay unless another member enters the video and wants nudity. The first come, first served idea regarding open chat would probably not apply regardless of how many hosts and members like to preach such a philosophy.)
I am not sure why CC did not email me the rules as I stated them here, but perhaps their emails are a more practical statment of the rules whereas this summary is a technical, legal type analaysis.
or you could
have looked deeper into CCz page and found this..
http://www.camcontacts.com/chathost/html/adultratings.html
http://www.camcontacts.com/chathost/html/adultratings.html
RE: or you could
I didn't realize that I could access chathost pages like that. I checked the site map but couldn't find anything. I guess that I could have asked my friend for the link and tried it.
By the way, how did you know where to look?
By the way, how did you know where to look?
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
Excellent work, bravo! However..rules and regulations are fine for administrations not for the Adult entertainment business! In my philandering days before settling down with one extra special lady, I always chatted in "free" or in "text" hello blah blah, "what do you do?" I WANT/WISH /LIKE to do this/that" we agree and or not! and if agreement a pvt. or 121 session followed! if within a few minutes i discovered it was not that or she was stalling i cut my loses and left, if the site had a notation system, she received bad notes! and I never returned! To be honest I was here to screw, but sometimes was screwed!!!!!!
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
I find this whole string very interesting.. I will have to look at it in more detail, because it has me really thinking.. Thank you for your valuable legwork in checking.
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
You're totally right of course but crying "one star one star" makes them happy. At least for a short while.
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
Well, I never cry "one star, one star", lol, but I do get angry if the host is lying or scamming me in some way. First, I tell her what I think of her behavior and then I go vote one star, lol.
And if bad enough, I will obviously post a comment about her in the viewer forum to alert others. I know that some hosts think that there is no such thing as bad publicity, but that depends on how the post is crafted.
Plus, many, many hosts worry about their ratings. I am constantly asked to enter video for a minute and vote 5 stars by some hosts that I know. (Nobody, by the way, has sent me to go vote against another host, but I am sure that this happens.)
And the ratings are a factor for members. If I see a host with hot pics, has just 3 stars, I definitely will think twice before visiting her.
And if bad enough, I will obviously post a comment about her in the viewer forum to alert others. I know that some hosts think that there is no such thing as bad publicity, but that depends on how the post is crafted.
Plus, many, many hosts worry about their ratings. I am constantly asked to enter video for a minute and vote 5 stars by some hosts that I know. (Nobody, by the way, has sent me to go vote against another host, but I am sure that this happens.)
And the ratings are a factor for members. If I see a host with hot pics, has just 3 stars, I definitely will think twice before visiting her.
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
Some hosts know the rules and lie about it if they are not in the mood to strip or do some other requested activity. Instead of just being honest, for some reason, they think that it is beter to lie and use the rules as their excuse. Maybe it is that they are afraid that the member will leave, but lying is not fair to the member.
Personally, I think that lying always deserves one star. In fact it deserves negative 10.000.000 stars! I have never given a host one star for not stripping in little shy or glamour, but lying? Absolutely!
But no, if a glamour or littleshy host honestly does not know the rules or simply says "well, i am not sure of the rules, but in any case, I do not strip and that's why I chose this category", then I am okay with that. Sometimes I stay anyway if already in video, and sometimes I leave without voting, but I would never give her one star if she is being honest and just expressing her preferences.
The key issue is do I think she is lying to me not if she gets naked or is making an honest mistake or even if she strips for some, but not others.
Personally, I think that lying always deserves one star. In fact it deserves negative 10.000.000 stars! I have never given a host one star for not stripping in little shy or glamour, but lying? Absolutely!
But no, if a glamour or littleshy host honestly does not know the rules or simply says "well, i am not sure of the rules, but in any case, I do not strip and that's why I chose this category", then I am okay with that. Sometimes I stay anyway if already in video, and sometimes I leave without voting, but I would never give her one star if she is being honest and just expressing her preferences.
The key issue is do I think she is lying to me not if she gets naked or is making an honest mistake or even if she strips for some, but not others.
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
Well, obviously I have to use my instincts to determine if I think that she is lying. And of course, the issue is what is she lying about.
I lie about my name, locaton, and age too, lol, to stay anonymous so I get that hosts do that. I am not worrying about those types of "white lies". I worry about lies that affect the quality of the show, not a host giving me personal information to me.
And by the way, I don't think that I ever had a "I cannot strip under the rules" discussion with a host. I just ask "what can I expect from your show?", and if she doesn't get specific, then I will ask if she strips, for example. As long as she is honest and strips if she promises that she will, then all is okay.
So in my case, at least, I never need to judge her truthfulness on this issue. I ask her directly up front and don't discuss the rules. But if a host misquoted the rules, and I thought she did it intentionally to keep me as a customer and get away without stripping, then I would give her one star. But this has never happend since I almost always go to text chat first and simply ask what she does. I would not then jump into video and give her one star if she lied about the rules if I am not already there, lol.
By the way, the lies that I really upset me are things where the host is deceiving me about feeling some type of personal connection, even just a friendship, to get me into video. That type of manipulation is not a host just being a good host and making a member feel good in my view. That is a host using a member's feelings as a weapon against him to make more money and is inexcusable and cruel. Being nice is one thing, but don't act like I am important to you if I am just a wallet in your mind.
Things like that, or a rude or stalling host are what usually will get my one star, not an isolated lie. I rarely give one star just for a bad show, for example.
Bottom line: the second I think a host is trying to rip me off or manipulate me, she's got one star.
I lie about my name, locaton, and age too, lol, to stay anonymous so I get that hosts do that. I am not worrying about those types of "white lies". I worry about lies that affect the quality of the show, not a host giving me personal information to me.
And by the way, I don't think that I ever had a "I cannot strip under the rules" discussion with a host. I just ask "what can I expect from your show?", and if she doesn't get specific, then I will ask if she strips, for example. As long as she is honest and strips if she promises that she will, then all is okay.
So in my case, at least, I never need to judge her truthfulness on this issue. I ask her directly up front and don't discuss the rules. But if a host misquoted the rules, and I thought she did it intentionally to keep me as a customer and get away without stripping, then I would give her one star. But this has never happend since I almost always go to text chat first and simply ask what she does. I would not then jump into video and give her one star if she lied about the rules if I am not already there, lol.
By the way, the lies that I really upset me are things where the host is deceiving me about feeling some type of personal connection, even just a friendship, to get me into video. That type of manipulation is not a host just being a good host and making a member feel good in my view. That is a host using a member's feelings as a weapon against him to make more money and is inexcusable and cruel. Being nice is one thing, but don't act like I am important to you if I am just a wallet in your mind.
Things like that, or a rude or stalling host are what usually will get my one star, not an isolated lie. I rarely give one star just for a bad show, for example.
Bottom line: the second I think a host is trying to rip me off or manipulate me, she's got one star.
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
You should also consider that some studio owners/admin have their own rules, especially for new hosts. Rather than go into long explanations about restricted and unrestricted sessions they simply tell the host what she can and can't do in each category. Studios are often more nervous than hosts about rules being broken.and getting penalty points as if it happens to too many hosts the studio may be closed.
RE: Glamour and A Little Shy Defined
the best solution is for hosts to just say "i do not strip" instead of hiding behind any rules of studio or whatever. doing this prevents a lot of distrust.
RE: for members!
It is very, very bad!!! But I know how to fix the problem. May I demonstrate?
Seriously, it isn't a bad thing in terms of real life. In terms of being a chathost, I would hate to think that the first thing a woman put into her was a dildo so I think that she should stay in non-adult, glamour, or little shy. Anything beyond simply stripping and maybe masterbating without insertion would probably make me think that I was corrupting an innocent young woman, and I probably wouldn't want more than a strip in this case.
Seriously, it isn't a bad thing in terms of real life. In terms of being a chathost, I would hate to think that the first thing a woman put into her was a dildo so I think that she should stay in non-adult, glamour, or little shy. Anything beyond simply stripping and maybe masterbating without insertion would probably make me think that I was corrupting an innocent young woman, and I probably wouldn't want more than a strip in this case.
RE: for members!
Unusual might be a better word than strange. It certainly isn't a bad thing unless, of course, you don't want to be a virgin :P
But if you are happy then you keep a hold of it until your Prince Charming turns up.
Although if he hasn't turned up by the time you are 25 I think it's time to send for me :P
But if you are happy then you keep a hold of it until your Prince Charming turns up.
Although if he hasn't turned up by the time you are 25 I think it's time to send for me :P
RE: for members!
I know one who was a virgin at 19, but may not be now. it is not a bad thing, but personal choice, based upon background and upbringing. Also. opportunity has a lot to do with it. Again, it is freedom of choice, and it may be the choice of some girls to remain a virgin until they marry.
RE: for members!
A couple of generations ago if a young woman in her early twenties had given up her virginity people would whisper, "What's wrong with her?" Now if a girl in her early twenties IS a virgin people ask, "What's wrong with her?"
RE: Which hosts do you think have rates that are too high? from VOF
What 's your screen name? The only host with your name has not been online for 5 years. In any event, I wold not pay $5/minute for anyone whether for open or one to one. If you were very attractive and put on a good show, I might pay $2,50/min.
RE: Which hosts do you think have rates that are too high? from VOF
I usually charge the hosts $1.50 in open and $2.00 for 121 to let me watch them. I think that's pretty reasonable.
RE: Which hosts do you think have rates that are too high? from VOF
First off, I've stated in my thread that you are referencing, that if a chathost charges DOUBLE for one2one that is a red flag NOT to bother entering her open session unless I am willing to pay the one2one rate, because your open session will without fail suck horribly. If you have a doubled rate it is usually a trap. Not saying it's always the case. But if you have things you will only do in one2one then the rate shouldn't be double. because there is basically no need for you to run an open session. Now if it's something extreme, sure I understand. But for a simple strip it's ridiculous to expect to pay double. I'll move on and find another host.
And for all of you that feel like your high rates work out great for you, more power to you. You do what you do. But the rest of us are starting to notice, that we can get just as much at a far better rate elsewhere and you'll feel that in your wallet eventually. I have no problem pointing out hosts like AnitaBella or Av0ra who are GORGEOUS and very popular yet still maintain reasonable rates. Why would anyone pay 2 to 3 times that amount when they can see a girl like that? I just don't see the logic in it.
But, like I said, I'm not saying it's not fair, I'm not saying it's not right. I'm saying that WE the viewers, should simply demand more for the hard earned money we spend. And judging from the response here, I'd say that is starting to happen.
Have a great day!
And for all of you that feel like your high rates work out great for you, more power to you. You do what you do. But the rest of us are starting to notice, that we can get just as much at a far better rate elsewhere and you'll feel that in your wallet eventually. I have no problem pointing out hosts like AnitaBella or Av0ra who are GORGEOUS and very popular yet still maintain reasonable rates. Why would anyone pay 2 to 3 times that amount when they can see a girl like that? I just don't see the logic in it.
But, like I said, I'm not saying it's not fair, I'm not saying it's not right. I'm saying that WE the viewers, should simply demand more for the hard earned money we spend. And judging from the response here, I'd say that is starting to happen.
Have a great day!
RE: Which hosts do you think have rates that are too high? from VOF
if"...the rest of us are starting to notice that we can get just as much at a far better rate elsewhere...",why is there so much bellyaching going on? :--)
RE: Which hosts do you think have rates that are too high? from VOF
Because a good thing doesn't necessarily have to end, usually people can talk out differences. I mean that is the hope anyway right? I mean I'm sure i'm not the only person that came here because other sites got out of control with their prices. Well now it's pretty much equal so theres not nearly as much incentive to stay here. I mean I'm just saying, if you guys don't give a shit then it's not a big deal. We all just part ways i guess. I was just trying to present an argument to see if there is any incentive on the chathost end to try to understand. Maybe that is not correct.
RE: Which hosts do you think have rates that are too high? from VOF
if you're finding you can get just as much at a better rate elsewhere,it's logical to assume that is better than the good thing.so why the bellyaxhing :--)
RE: Forgot to mention that real paying members dont brag about prices in the forums !
Not even understanding what you are trying to say here hon. You may want to rephrase it. If you are saying i'm not a real paying member then you are very far off.
RE: Which hosts do you think have rates that are too high? from VOF
I know of at least three hosts set a 121 rate at double their open rate because they do not really like 121. They give good shows in open vid and if more than one guy wants to join this is fine with them.
meeting host
I have been chatting to a host for some time . We really clicked and get on well . I want to meet her and will be travelling to Russia . Any who have done this is this a good idea? Or am i naive to think online and real are the same
RE: meeting host
well, depends on what you want i guess..i met few hosts in romania, and was great...but was only get them in a hotel and have sex
"happily ever after"
I wish you good luck ! To make it work out both of you should be romantic and believe in "happily ever after"... ;)
RE: meeting host
You are not naive. But be prepared for the possibility that the host doesn't really care about you. Make sure that you have a guidebook, a travel dictionary, et cetera in case things do not work.
And if you have some other host friends in the same city, it is good to have a backup plan. That doesn't mean if you cannot have sex with the first host, then have sex with your other friends, lol. It just means to have some other people that you can hang out with if things don't work out.
You could also contact a few of the escort and massage hosts here on CC and see if they are from the same city and look online for some female companionship if you are into that sort of thing.
And if you have some other host friends in the same city, it is good to have a backup plan. That doesn't mean if you cannot have sex with the first host, then have sex with your other friends, lol. It just means to have some other people that you can hang out with if things don't work out.
You could also contact a few of the escort and massage hosts here on CC and see if they are from the same city and look online for some female companionship if you are into that sort of thing.
this is a terrible suggestion -Little Red Corvettte...
Your suggestion is so pragmatic and cold... One should have his heart open for a true love! One should believe his feelings and nobody is a fool... The true interest and the true feelings are so obvious ;)
RE: this is a terrible suggestion -Little Red Corvettte...
Ah my beautiful, naive, romanitc little flower.... Members only wish that they could be sure that all will be okay when they visit a host, but until they meet, who knows? And even if the host is being honest, maybe there will be a big fight or something and things just won't work out. If that happens after one or two days and he is going for 2 weeks, that could be a problem. I know that hosts take precautions when they meet members, by the way, so why shouldn't the member?
But I will make you a deal... You agree to meet me and spend a week or two with me, then I will not have any backup plan. :)
But I will make you a deal... You agree to meet me and spend a week or two with me, then I will not have any backup plan. :)
RE: this is a terrible suggestion -Little Red Corvettte...
Good thing that I didn't use my real name here. I would have had to cancel my plane reservations.
See you next week like we had planned. :p :))
See you next week like we had planned. :p :))
RE: this is a terrible suggestion -Little Red Corvettte...
It's just a song baby. I am big where it counts. :p
By the way, that little joke shows how easy it is to be deceitful here; hence, my original post.
Kisssssss. :)
By the way, that little joke shows how easy it is to be deceitful here; hence, my original post.
Kisssssss. :)
RE: meeting host
Sounds to me like this guy is just looking for a lark. He says he will be traveling to Russia as though he'd already set everything up and then asks for advice after the fact. Not that I think this doesn't happen, I just don't think it's gonna happen to him.
RE: meeting host
My short answer is… the only way you will know is if you go meet her. Having said that, one of my friends is in Russia as I write this to see a Russian girl he met on CC and things appear to be serious with them. As for me personally, I visited Romania once to see friends who worked on another porn site, as for Russia I met two girls, I went several times now. I had no trouble at all, while I guess I could have made backup plans, I really never needed them. The first girl was waiting for me at the airport in Moscow as she promised. The second girl I met in Moscow for the fist time and then again in Perm 6 months later, she gave me instructions how to get from the airport to her flat in Perm by taxi, it was pretty easy. It worked out nicely because she worked that night and I could pickup roses on the way to her flat. Sex is optional as in any relationship, I would not go thinking it was a given for a first meeting, but chances are if you really have formed a bond together, sex will happen, just as real life, things happen, if she is really into you, why not? Anyways, If it will not break your bank account, you are in for a treat, JUST DO IT! Oh, I am thinking about my next visit to Russia! Careful with these woman, as their mentality and yours will require some understanding on both sides, but it can be exciting for both.
RE: meeting host
I have a question to ask to: HaveVISA2russia.
The girl that you say that you meet first in Moscow and then in Perm was that by any chance the girl with the screen name SanyaX, beacause she has ask me to come and visit her but I am not sure that she is serious or not. Would be grateful for a reply.
The girl that you say that you meet first in Moscow and then in Perm was that by any chance the girl with the screen name SanyaX, beacause she has ask me to come and visit her but I am not sure that she is serious or not. Would be grateful for a reply.
RE: meeting host
No... I dont have a clue who your girl might be. With any luck my Perm girl will be with me again soon! Good Luck.. and GO SEE HER, whats the problem? YOU Will have FUN! My friend got back today and he is ALL smiles and sad (missing her)...
RE: meeting host
It can be great - but yes, remember that online and real are not necessarily the same.
RE: meeting host
And hence the reason, I have always kept the online me as real as the real me, if both do that, the suprises are less likely to happen...
RE: meeting host
she may be your soul mate
meeting in real is great
and yeah there are some genuine people left
meeting in real is great
and yeah there are some genuine people left
RE: meeting host
i think i am making a big mistake but i am in now she was online she did not want me to know
RE: meeting host
Real is better >)) She met me at airport and i think she is the best i really had a great time . and will go back soon .
this should make life easier for both sexes
1. 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss's car.
d. When she is using her teeth.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.
At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7. In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9. You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax.
If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15. Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
19. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
20. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
21. Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, yellow, orange or sky blue.
22. The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 or a Playstation- End of story.
23. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
24. Never wear a man bag to work.
25. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
a. ¡GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
b. 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say,
'You're next fatty!'
I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Man Laws :--)
2. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss's car.
d. When she is using her teeth.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.
At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7. In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9. You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax.
If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15. Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
19. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
20. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
21. Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime, green, yellow, orange or sky blue.
22. The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 or a Playstation- End of story.
23. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
24. Never wear a man bag to work.
25. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
a. ¡GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
b. 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say,
'You're next fatty!'
I hope this clears up any confusion,
The International Council of Man Laws :--)
RE: this should make life easier for both sexes
Nice job.
I would add a few:
A man may never drink white wine except at the dinner table. He cannot, for example, go up to the bar at a party or reception of some type and ask for a glass of white wine.
A man can never speak during a sporting even except during lulls or breaks in the action. Women (or men) who do not understand the game and a prone to ask a lot of questions during the action are banned from the area.
A man cannot be a metrosexual.
I would add a few:
A man may never drink white wine except at the dinner table. He cannot, for example, go up to the bar at a party or reception of some type and ask for a glass of white wine.
A man can never speak during a sporting even except during lulls or breaks in the action. Women (or men) who do not understand the game and a prone to ask a lot of questions during the action are banned from the area.
A man cannot be a metrosexual.
RE: A Computer...!!!!
I enjoyed this because I thought both groups came up with very good reasons. lol
RE: A Computer...!!!!
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had
waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model
Soooooooo true !! LOOOL
waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model
Soooooooo true !! LOOOL
RE: A Computer....p.s. Just curious..
Good one Cybill!...Just curious, is the spanish word for computer in fact masculine? I know it is in French (l'ordinateur).
Interestingly the gender of a noun is quite the opposite of what one might expect. For example, in French the word for vagina is masculine: le vagin, and the slang word for dick is feminine: la bite. Go figure! Que sais-je? :)
Interestingly the gender of a noun is quite the opposite of what one might expect. For example, in French the word for vagina is masculine: le vagin, and the slang word for dick is feminine: la bite. Go figure! Que sais-je? :)
RE: A Computer....p.s. Just curious..
le vagin: logical reserved for male usage
la bite: same logic applies feminine usage
la bite: same logic applies feminine usage
Encore: Gender & Language...with question for Russian speakers
I appreciate your humourous explanation, but by this logic since the word "penis" in French is masculine would a penis be "reserved for male usage?" :)
Another curious language item is of interest. I believe the word for moon is feminine in most---if not all---Romance languages (e.g. la lune in French), while the sun is masculine (le soleil). However, in German the word for moon (Der Mond) is masculine, while the sun (Die Sonne) is feminine. Is this true for all Germanic tongues?
What gender are moon and sun in Russian? And is this true for all Slavic tongues?
Another curious language item is of interest. I believe the word for moon is feminine in most---if not all---Romance languages (e.g. la lune in French), while the sun is masculine (le soleil). However, in German the word for moon (Der Mond) is masculine, while the sun (Die Sonne) is feminine. Is this true for all Germanic tongues?
What gender are moon and sun in Russian? And is this true for all Slavic tongues?
RE: Encore: Gender & Language...with question for Russian speakers
Good point, "le penis" member flaccid can only be for manly activities as weeing standing up so masculine!
AH but you will say "le phallus" what could be more manly than a phallus thus masculine!
As for the German language, is it a reference? even "Ich liebe dich" sounds like an order!
Russian, isn't that someone in an hurry? (rush in)
AH but you will say "le phallus" what could be more manly than a phallus thus masculine!
As for the German language, is it a reference? even "Ich liebe dich" sounds like an order!
Russian, isn't that someone in an hurry? (rush in)
RE: Encore: Gender & Language...with question for Russian speakers
Thanks LoveRuShka. It seems that in most cultures the sun symbolizes the masculine (the rational element) and the moon the feminine (the irrational element). That's why I'm perplexed by it being opposite in German and further wonder if it is also true for other Germanic languages (e.g. Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, etc.)
Do you know if all Slavic tongues follow the Russian pattern?
Do you know if all Slavic tongues follow the Russian pattern?
RE: Encore: Gender & Language...with question for Russian speakers
Does this mean they are Gender Benders?
RE: Encore: Gender & Language...with question for Russian speakers
i thought the russian word for sun was neuter.
RE: Encore: Gender & Language...with question for Russian speakers
In Polish sun is neuter, and moon is masculine.
Had
It's possible to write in English (with the help of appropriate punctuation) a perfectly grammatical sentence which includes the same word 11 times in a row. Anybody want to take up the challenge? :p
RE: Had
I'm assuming it has the word had in it 11 times but my effort is.
Every time the boy shouted "up" the balloon went higher. So he shouted "up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up". :P
Every time the boy shouted "up" the balloon went higher. So he shouted "up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up". :P
RE: Had
It's possible to write in English,with the help of appropriate punctuation,a perfectly grammatical sentence which includes;"the same word eleven times in a row". :--)
RE: Had
John, whereas Paul had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had the teacher's approval. Ok, it's not very profound I know:)
^-^
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is stupid cat.
This is dork cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on;-)
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is stupid cat.
This is dork cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on;-)
RE: ^-^
Cybill, You might want to consider the distinct possibility that you may be the only one who finds it amusing. (Your post above about the computer was "amusing"; this was not---not even for a "dork.")
RE: ^-^
Not at all dude and no ill will intended. Just couldn't find anything particularly humorous or amusing in “keep[ing] a stupid dork busy.” (Though I admit a middle school student might find it funny). On the other hand Cybill’s story above about what gender the word computer ought to be in Spanish was both humorous and thought provoking at the same time.
When is the next puzzle?
Hey CamContacts why don't you have one every weekend. And instead of cover girls have some with your logos and give more prizes with less amount of money like 300, 200 and 100 dollars so more people can get a share :)
RE: When is the next puzzle?
a very bad idea IMO. these puzzle contests turn cc into a very different place and benefits hosts more than members. small monetary prizes are not incentive either.
RE: When is the next puzzle?
Noooo to "give more prizes with less amount of money". Who cares about winning 100-200 bucks - thats just pocketmoney for many of us. Do the opposite and let us try win at least 10 000 - then it starts getting interesting
RE: When is the next puzzle?
another site does great giving smaller amounts and doing it more often, so what if 100-200 bucks are pocket money. Pocket or not pocket .. I just liked a bag for 50 quid :)
RE: When is the next puzzle?
I think the next puzzle should have just one prize of 100,000$. That would make for an interesting competition :)
RE: When is the next puzzle?
no-its will be not interesting..no many peoples will believe in luck then....and its not fair -1 winer..
RE: When is the next puzzle?
I wouldnt walk across the street for $100. Nor would I compete for a single big prize. CC needs to have more creative rewards IMO.
RE: When is the next puzzle?
do you suffer from some kind of handicap that keeps you from crossing streets?:(
RE: When is the next puzzle?
lol 200 is alot for me ,maybe i need to leave this site fo u gamblers
RE: When is the next puzzle?
if same people didnt win each time it would be more fun. seems more about who can spend most money than luck. change it so you can only win one contest every 6 months then maybe would be ok
RE: hm
LOL! That's a great one johnzhon. Reminds me of the late Rodney Dangerfield's line: "I got into a cab the other night and told the driver to take me where I could get a little action and he took me to MY house!"
RE: for members only...
an overpriced chathost that promises everything in open, stalls in video, then finally says Only in one2one.
RE: for members only...
A girls pics shouldnt be manipulated so she look different than for real cause then ill get out fast and never return - also if shes pregnant with a big belly she should have told me before I entered her video :-)
RE: for members only...
1. a chathost that was not with anyone on CC, but is already in a show when I enter if she did not warn me first especially if I enter one to one (hope she likes one star) 2. a chathost that is a ts and I find out a few minutes into video (I never go in that category, lol) 3. a chathost that says "I only get naked in one to one" if she is not in glamour or litteshy (again, hope she likes one star) 4. a chathost that is nowhere near as pretty as her pics 5. fisting (simply too much room for me :p) 6. ass to mouth with toy or fingers (ewwwwwww.... caca) 6. same toy for front hole and rear hole (again, ewwwww...caca) 7. "disconnected" because I maxed out my credit card 8. a host that laughs at my private area 9. a man with horns, a red face, and a pitchfork popping up while I'm in video saying "You're going straight to hell" (this has happened a few times, but I always get over it and move on to the next host)
RE: for members only...
it would appear that apart from johnzhon every other poster has difficulties with what "scare" means. Whilst all the grouses which have been expressed are no doubt real, the reaction to them i am sure is not one of being "scared". Time to start again :-)
Agreed...
Fowler, I was thinking the same thing. People's reactions to what they find here are many: amusement, anger, disbelief, stimulation, frustration, surrogate satisfaction, disillusionment, etc. But I think few are "scared." Taken aback perhaps, but not scared.
RE: for members only...
Naughty girls getting naked and showing me their rude bits after I have been nice enough to visit their video. :(
RE: for members only...
There's nothing that "scares" me as such, but I am somewhat taken aback by the extent to which people---hosts & members alike---will engage in acts of self and mutual degradation and then convince themselves otherwise. What is "scary" is human beings capacity for self deception.
RE: for members only...
the only thing that can ever scare me is an Irish woman....hell has no fury as an angrey irish lady
RE: NaughtyBunny
Thank you very much :))) I'm so flattered.
BIG hugs and sweet kisses for u !
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