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How far can you shoot?

I was watching some porn on tv while laying on my back and hit myself in the eye. This is a distance of over 2 feet (61 cm). I have done this many times. (I guess masterbation can make you blind. :p)

When sitting in a chair, gravity limits my explosions to over 1.5 feel (46 cm).
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RE: How far can you shoot?

im amazed by your worries...

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RE: How far can you shoot?

If you are laying on your back, that means your tv is in the ceiling.

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RE: How far can you shoot?

Excellent question....hmmm....the angle of the dangle plus the heat of the meat equals the sum of the cum squared with a normal exit velocity and assuming the host was hot I would guess....straight vertical......maybe 12 inches...the first squirt...that is followed by less lofty squirts....now standing I guess it could shoot out a foot or so. I know there are some hosts here who could help me set a new world record and drown a fly from across the room.

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my god this is a gay question to ask

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I'm so envious of you - I can only manage a dribble these days, and that 's mostly from the corner of my mouth

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I need better aim, if I can get it to go 3 foot further from the bed I can finish painting the ceiling!

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RE: How far can you shoot?

shoot yourself in the eye? are you enjoying this for some strange reason

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RE: anyone from Dublin???

Yes,Google :)

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RE: anyone from Dublin???

im from ireland :) its easy get in here now . where u from ?

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RE: anyone from Dublin???

Dublin

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RE: anyone from Dublin???

Now that was funny.

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RE: anyone from Dublin???

Unlike these guys i am a 100% irishguy, U will love Dublin, its wild and damned wacky at times. What kinda info r u looking for?

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Question for members about prices

price is ultimately eet by members - if you cant afford you dont go there - get real only you press the button not the host

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RE: Question for members about prices

Lets look at the question a different way. How much does a member want to spend overall for a video? In my case my upper limit is $15.00 or so. So price only determines the number of minutes I get in my video. At .50 cents a minute I am good for 30 minutes...good deal. At 2.00 a minute I am in video for less than 8 minutes. As a result I tend to seek out hosts who are 1.00 a minute or slightly less. There are many who fit that profile so I'm good. I rarely visit a super expensive host because I prefer longer videos. The question sometimes comes up...quality or quantity. I do a lot of videos so unless I want to sell my house I need to find lower priced hosts. Besides sometimes the higher priced spreads are not as good as some of the lower priced gems.

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well said it cant be explained better than u did.....i never go to videoes with high price because its good to make long video and if they have high price u will always have to think about the time.....if video hasnt so high price i can forget about time and have fun

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upper limit is $15...you're right he couldn't of explained it better.omg!!

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Yep...per video and I can do up to 10 videos a week sometimes more sometimes less.

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i'm betting more less than more.lmao.

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If that were true I would be driving in a new car.

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price is not a consideration for me but i can see how many would avoid seeing a host for the first time who has a high price. it be better if she had some free teaser vid to see her before entry. since this idea is dead here, life will go on at status quo.

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Price for one vid is not my criterion, I'd rather fix price for a period of time, and if a host deserves the full "credit" because she is great, let it be!
This being said, reasonable prices remove time stress, that's true, and by then for me it means less than 1.50$ or so (and I'm not a frequent flyer in hardcore categories!)

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At least on my case, no matter how good looking a host is, 10 (god forbid 5) minute shows just DO NOT do it for me. It doesn't matter the category or the host.
It's not unusual for me to go to vid for an hour or more.

Conditions being similar, if i have girl a) at $1 and girl b) at $1.5, i will go for for a) - because i will be able to spend 50% more time with this girl.
Budget is a limitant, time also is, but to a much minor extent.

Some girls just forget (or just have never heard of it) about basic game theory - The lower your price, more people CAN pay to see you (wether they want to or not). The higher your price, less people CAN pay to see you (wheter they want to or not).

A lot of the girls put higher prices expecting to avoid the "insta-wankers". In my book, high-priced girls are usually the ones from whom you expect them to deliver the goods as soon as possible - because their high price makes it somewhat prohibitive to spend more time with them (wheter you WANT it or NOT).
And, the girls with the low prices are the ones from which you can expect them to go slow and it doesn't matter that much, because the price per minute is not going to murder you.

The price of the WHOLE video session matters more than the rate per minute. If it takes you a minute, you're a winner (lol, not really). This whole thing makes Glamour and Little Shy categories a big NO for me. The sessions as a whole end up being two or three times more expensive than the ones i can have in Not so Shy. It seems that the "milder" categories are the most expensive ones in the long run, as opposed as to what i used to think.

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For me it's all about quality not quantity. If I find a host amazingly attractive I don't mind spending a few more dollars to see her. If I don't find her as attractive and her price is high I will opt to wait for someone I find more attractive. Of course I set limitations on how much I'll pay a girl just to talk. I talk to pretty women all the time for nothing so to have the added benefit of talking to someone I'll never actually meet puts a price limit for what it's worth to me.

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RE: Video Playback (question to members)

Maybe create an ID for video playback only and refer to your live persona in the video playback profile. I always thought that if video playback was cheaper...say 50 cents a minute...it would be a good way for a member to see a host for a minute or two...determine if she was for him...and add her to his fav list for the next time she is online. Instead they tend to be very overpriced and scammy as the action often drags on. Maybe a new category....host samples would be better....

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RE: Video Playback (question to members)

maybe guests leave the vid because they don't see on screen the action they hope to see, or they think it will take too long for you to show them what they have as fantasy... They may also be just curious to see you in a sample of few minutes in order to keep you as a favorite in case they like what they see :-)
At least you managed to let me check your profile ;-)

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RE: Video Playback (question to members)

Yes, that is along the lines of what I was thinking. Personally, I would go to a playback session because I wanted a cheap, quick fix. If I didn't see anything after maybe 2 minutes, I would probably leave too, especially at Allegras's price. $1.50 for a playback show is a bit much if the strip is taking too long. Why would I pay $1.50 for a playback show when I can go see someone live in one 2 one for less?

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RE: Video Playback (question to members)

Some viewers surely also feel like dropping you an off line message to tell you how they liked your video, it's still allowed :-)

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Not true...I am fairly new to cc and I have been puzzled over this. It might seem "obvious" that the host is not present, but at the same time it seems like the light's on at home. So I for one appreciate your bringing this up Allegra, and your profile message would be helpful to me.

Of course, maybe I'm being a dunce. Wouldn't be the first time, but I bet I'm not the only one.

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RE: Video Playback (question to members)

I'm afraid that I do not think that it will make any difference. The sort of member who doesn't realise that when you are in video playback there is a very good chance you are not at your pc is also the sort of member who probably can't read (your profile) anyway :)

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RE: Video Playback (question to members)

Maybe a way to remove any ambiguity or confusion would be to suppress the one to one option in this category.
Are there any guests paying the higher fee to see a video? ;-)

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Are you driving less?

Are you driving less on account of gas prices?
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RE: Are you driving less?

I'm driving as little as possible now and with the weather getting nicer, I may start walking to work. It's only about a 20-25 minute walk.

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RE: Are you driving less?

No but I am combining trips more often. Instead of going out 3-4 times on a weekend I try and write a list of things to do and do it all in one trip. But warm weather is coming and I have a convertible so....I love driving in the warm sunny weather topless....not host kind of topless...car topless. Though...if any hosts wants to ride topless in my topless car...let me know.

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1995 Jeep Wrangler. No shocks. Stereo comes on and off when we hit a bump. No exactly a luxury car but it does great off road and with the top off and the sun in your face it is heaven. It also goes great in the sand. I know a spot along a deserted beach if you are interested.

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RE: Are you driving less?

No. Realistically, neither is anyone else in North America. Nor Europe. Nor are the additional millions drivers in the developing world that bought their first car last year.

Plus, the US Government, Wall Street and many Americans are rolling in debt. To accommodate, the Fed & the Treasury have shown that they will debase the Dollar as much as possible. Oil is still denominated in US Dollars, for now.

Further, no one knows how much easily recoverable oil is left. Tar Sands, Bakken, Carioca, Solar, Deuterium, and so on are years away from giving us a fraction of energy that Ghawar gives us (or Cantarell gave us). The developing world is already experiencing bio-fuel initiated food riots.

We live in interesting times...

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hosts that return after an absence

Girls, we all know that hosts come and go and for both sides most people don't remember a month later. In some cases, though, you are truly missed.

If you happen to change names or come back after a time please send a message to all th guys that you think might like you.

I just now re-discovered a VERY special girl to me returned in January and didn't bother to give me a shout. grrr...
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RE: hosts that return after an absence

who?

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RE: hosts that return after an absence

the hard truth is that she was obviously more special to you than you were to her

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RE: hosts that return after an absence

Goes to show no matter how friendly and personal you think your relationship is...in reality...it is strictly commercial. Most hosts CC lives have no bearing or meaning to their real lives. Just a job. for her. You are just a customer.

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RE: hosts that return after an absence

not even a commercial relationship to her really - if she was bothered about his money she would have contacted him ;)

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The problem is when a host returns with a new nick, she loose her previous notes (archive) so she cannot tell by emails..she can post in forum but how many read the forum indeed.. and how many replies she will receive accusing her.

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if you truly miss a girl you've only known virtually for months after she's gone, maybe it's for the better that you don't know that she's returned.

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anyone remember bionca and te rest of the old band

wonder wot happened with people
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RE: anyone remember bionca and te rest of the old band

bionca is living with a guy from USA

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RE: anyone remember bionca and te rest of the old band

from what i remember, shes happy married there, cool girl:) i miss her alot

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Concerning the video playback section

Anyone else notice a few, rather famous porn stars popping up there for a per minute charge?
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Kitchen Bitch


A mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living
room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this
is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room and you are to stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom
and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say..
."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you
and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,
remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see
the bitch in the kitchen..."

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RE: Kitchen Bitch

taff?))

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RE: Kitchen Bitch

Yes? can I help you?

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Do you have a car?

I wonder how many chat hosts have a car... Do all members have?
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RE: Do you have a car?

no us members do not have a car-why do you think we stay home all day on computer --cant get out to meet women-so meet here

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RE: Do you have a car?

just got a gps for my volvo .very usefull and fun to use.now if i could only get cc on it.

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RE: Do you have a car?

BMW 650i (manual transmission). Silver.

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RE: Do you have a car?

Yum. I love to key BMWs.

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RE: Do you have a car?

of course i have a car..i didn't work here 2 years for nothing..lolll
even the traffic is awful in bucharest i still prefer to drive than using the bus:P

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2 cars 1 truck 1 motorcycle

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RE: Do you have a car?

I think most host have matchbox cars, they're cheaper to run..

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u don't know what a matchbox car is?

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Of course i have a car and a driver as well :ppP

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site conection

has anyone observ that the site got a lil slow this day ??
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I hope.. only one reason can make a site slow.. many attempts to log on it. It is not the case of the site, maybe yr connection! Check well yr connection.. Good luck

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RE: hello sexy x

thx for the hi :)

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RE: hello sexy x

I immediately thought it was to you too shy.

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RE: hello sexy x

ur smart ihate...tho i did think it may have been to u....but then i came to my senses

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RE: KittyX2

welcome back kitty cat :P

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RE: A question to members

I'm sure its not the case in your instance (as you would already have the answer to your own question), but sometimes it is immediately obvious that the camera quality so poor it would be like watching a show in a snowstorm. And some people would be minded just to leave straight away rather than spend money stopping to explain why they will be going

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RE: A question to members

you saying I m ugly?? LOL

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RE: A question to members

There may be a number of reasons. Connection or computer problems. My computer often seems to lock up when i try to send cam. Some hosts have few archive pics which maybe do not show her face and when i get to vid i decide she is not what I am in the mood to see. It does not mean she is ugly. This is a fantasy site and members fantasies may vary with time.

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really?

i didnt think we would need to cover this question on the test

but i would say the host and her archives are not the same

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RE: A question to members

Lots of reasons I suspect. A last minute change of mind. Shyness. Perhaps another host the member was watching ended a video or logged on. Sometimes I enter a chat and then check out the profile pics or price and say....whoops...not for me. For members selecting the right host can be a long and tedious process. The girl has to be online, Priced right. Look right. Respond to video, etc. That is another reason...if you dont respond immediately many members feel you are away from the computer or asleep or chatting with someone else. Lots of reasons. Don't take it personally. Do you really miss chatting with this people who come and go without so much as a word...or do you miss the opportunity to coax them into a video and make money? Sex and money. The tango continues.

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RE: A question to members

u remind me of the guy that talks just to hear his own voice

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RE: A question to members

And you remind of a guy who's only original thought died of loneliness.

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RE: A question to members

come on mr well...ur senior bs'r around here...and maybe he want u to take your well (no pun intended) advice and apply it to yourself.

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RE: A question to members

Hmmmm.......

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RE: A question to members

at least i had an original thought :-D

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strange how the new kinder wtf always manages to slide a snide comment in at the end of the post and claims to be kinder and gentler..not by much

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no, what's strange is the obsessive hate-boner you got for the guy.
sheesh....you don't like the guy, we get it already.....

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yes wondering myself why all the hate.

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RE: A question to members

something about liars and frauds comes to mind

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RE: A question to members

I have done this for a few reasons:

1. The host is already in video chat on another site or in another session on CC.

2, Her pics in her archives, even if really her, do not truly reflect how she looks.

3. The host immediately gives me the impression that I would be better off elsewhere be it by her looks, her attitude, or something else, although I usually will say "oops, gotta go, bye" or something like that.

4. Connection problems

5. My phone rings or someone knocks at door. (Hard to run with pants down, lol.)

6, Wife/GF comes home unexpectedly (well, not in my case, but I am sure this happens to members, lol).

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Usually beacause the host kicks me before I get a chance to speak :P

Sometimes No. 5 on member's list (or at least I pretend that is the reason). That's if the host doesn't look like she does in her pics.

Sometimes because it's the cyber equivalent of knocking on someones front door and then running away before they answer.

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RE: A question to members

As much as your offer of no strings sex sounds appealing I must decline as it is not for me. I have far to much respect for all the girls who work on this site for that to happen.

I have never met a more loving, kind, humorous and totally charming bunch of young women in my life. In fact the more I video with the girls on here the more charming they become and the thought of having sex with one of young ladies without first having videod with you for at leat 1000 hours, bought you numerous gifts and bankrupted myself with all the money I have sent you through WU fills me with dread :P

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RE: A question to members

Oh it's you.

Well I supppose after your friend took me for every penny I had and after what you did at our wedding giving me some hot naughty sex is the least you can do :P

As for having sex with you there are no words to describe how much I want it. Just one night with you and I can die a happy man :)

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RE: A question to members

Just promise me you won't run too fast :P

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RE: A question to members

You won't be disappointed as I'm getting better and better at making love. When I was 18 it used to take me hours but now I can manage it in a couple of minutes :)

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love

I have been asked by a model to come visit. We are real close but not sure if she think we are real. Serious advice only please. Should I go alone or bring someone for security just in case.
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Sorry to sound negative, but if you are harbouring such doubts and already mistrust her possible motives, I question whether you should even remain 'friends', let alone contemplate visiting her. In the run-up to my earlier visits to hosts there have been no feelings except excited anticipation, and that is how it *should* be. Good luck:)

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RE: love

She has asked you to go visit her. I dont really see why you worry. Go as a friend and if something good happens then all the better.

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RE: love

being a friend is not good enough?

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RE: love

I think you need to be a big boy and go yourself! Geez. I understand the stigma of going to another country for the first time that exists for some people from the USA. Let me give you some advice, The larger cities of Eastern Europe will have all the comforts of home and you will have no more trouble than you would in a large USA city and possibly less trouble! I would suggest working with a travel person in the major city where your airplane will arrive; may I assume Moscow or Bucharest? I have a great contact in Moscow. Good Luck!

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RE: love

do you really mean stigma?

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RE: love

Yes, stigma as used above means...
"an identifying mark or characteristic"
"a mark" of discredit, a stain, such as "the stigma of cowardice"

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RE: love

I you like her, go ahead and visit her, but you should have a back-up plan if something go's wrong. You might simply wont click, so don't be depending on her for your accommodations, food and traveling around.

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RE: love

The fantasy fades in the light of reality. Everything is perfect when everything is made up. If you have the will, the strength and the unlimted financial resources to truly follow this to its conclusion then why not? It could be an adventure. The one truth I learned from CC is that no host ever tells the complete truth here. So many times I was fooled. So be prepared for surprises...not all of them good. Meeting and forming a relationship with a foreign national takes a lot of work, money and time. You need something outside of CC to bind you. My advice. Communicate with her for 6 months totally outside of CC. Yahoo, emails, phone calls, etc. If you are still interested visit her after that interlude.

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RE: love

good shake-down advice.

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RE: love

This is a repeat topic, but the bottom line is when I went to eastern
Europe ( and I am planning to go again), I tried to do the following:

1. Make sure that I knew other people in the city or cities I would be visiting in case things do not work out with the host in question.

2. Use common sense and limit visits to areas where other people are. In other words, don't go into back alleys or get into taxis unless I knew where I was going and that everything will be okay. No guarantees of course, but I tried to do the best I could.

3. Have an email account and a printout where I had a list of credit card numbers (encoded, not actual number, so maybe increase fourth number by 2 numbers or something so from a 5 to a 7, and things like that with several numbers... and did not put expiration date or CVV2 in email or on printout) along with the bank's phone number (and don't forget to let bank know you will be traveling, when and where). Did the same with travelers checks although take plenty of cash. Prepaid debit cards and regular ATM cards also are good ideas. I had cash, travelers checks, credit cards that could be used in ATMs, my bank ATM card, and a prepaid debit card. I also had a money belt and two wallets, one in each front pocket where I split everything up.

4. Made copies of passport, driver's license, et cetera. I have been fingerprinted for work so even if I lost everything, I could go to my embassy and get replacement id and then use it to get emergency funds from my credit card companies and replacement traverlers checks (both work at big banks in Moscow and Bucharest).

5. Get emergency medical insurance/evacuation insurance.

6. Bring condoms (also known as emergency ejaculation insurance) and KY jelly for that first night before you can go to store. (Very happy that I did this. :p)

7. I had the address of hospitals that took my emergency insurance and that were good hospitals (but be prepared to pay up front if necessary) as well as places like my embassy and American Express affiliates or other credit card companies local offices if I lost my card. Also let any companions know that I have emergency insurance.

8. Use my instincts both online and in person to make sure that I could trust the people with whom I was visiting.

I am sure some will laugh at some of the things on my list, but I wanted to make sure I had everything covered, including my c.....

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RE: love

Ok, i guess you exagerated a bit, its no like going to India, but its always good to prevent. In comparison with you, and i'm a woman, i just trusted my intuition n instinct, took care of money and my bag, told to several people where i am going, with whom i meet, where i'll stay etc.got a list of ambassy n hospitals, a dictionary,my own head and some courage lol.

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RE: love

"its no like going to India" What's wrong with India? I went there once also.... hehehe... I think some of this advice is good for ANY travling anywhere... I scanned passports and made them available on a website, oh yes, I did not go to India alone ;)

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RE: love

all of that is good advice, been there. the most important thing, i think, is to have a back-up plan. i've been to bucharest, st. pete, budapest and prague a couple times each and met hosts each time. once, however, we just didn't click well so i had another host that i could "surprise" with a visit and that worked out well. i think having two potential girls to meet is a good plan in case one doesn't work out.

the other stuff is very good advice as well.

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RE: love

Good advice to agree about the price for taxi!
Once I was offered to be transported for "200" from an airport and I agreed. The driver stopped before we reached the hotel, in a rather dark corner - it was very early morning - and asked for money. I handed him 200 roubles - yeah, it was in Russia. He refused and said: dollars!
Guess the "interesting" "dialog" we then had for a long while. I hate bargaining with a thief but no choice! I didn't manage to cut it down lower than 100$ then he drove me to hotel, took out my luggage from the boot and offered a handshake. Maybe I have no class, but I declined!

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Pest Control

Pest Control

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

"Quick," said the woman to the lover, "into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards!"

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Brothel Trip


Brothel Trip

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

"I'm 90 years old," he says.

"90!" replies the woman, "old man you've had it" ?"

"Oh, sorry," he says . "How much do I owe ?"
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Looks of Disappointment

Looks of Disappointment

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute."


The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was now "cute."

She asked, "What happened to beautiful?"

The man replied, "The drugs are wearing off."

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Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into An Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish Manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
'Top o' the mornin to ya'.

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees
Fall out of his pocket.

'So what are those things, laddie?'
Asks the attendant.

They're called tees,' replies Tiger.

'And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?'
Inquires the Irishman.

'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,' replies Tiger.

'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!' exclaims
The Irish attendant. 'Those fellas at
Mercedes think of everything.
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I Once was a Singer in a "Rock n Roll" band

now i just like singing with my guitar......by myself.....but for about the last week ive been visiting with many beautiful women here and playing and singing for them....i love their faces when i do.....it really seems to make them so happy....except for the one russian girl that told me to sell the guitar and go out and find a real job....otherwise....i love singing for them.....
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RE: I Once was a Singer in a

i guess i should clarify...my point was misunderstood(that happens a lot..hmm)..when i visit a video chat and see the womans face smile when i sing...i dont think it has much to do with hi- fidelity or good speakers...or hell even a good voice for that matter..lol....it may be just a nice break from "show me your tits"....i dont know....i still like the smiles i see though.......

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You are wonderful, Charlie...Please keep singing and enjoying smiles...and don't pay attention to those who cannot understand such things, just some people are romantic and some are not at all.

Good luck :)

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RE: I Once was a Singer in a

i read your first post again Vera and yes ....i can see i misunderstood.i apologize.it think you were refering to the fact that my mic goes bad....in which some girls might not like the music because maybe they cant "hear" it..lol..i wish i knew how to fix this microphone problem...but thats beside the point..lol....i apologize Vera next time i visit ill bring my accordian and sing a polka dance song for ya...uh...hmm..."beer barrell polka" always gets the crowd jumping...lol joke.....later pretty miss

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Why is it of men to do it?

I was talking with a friend about the begining of a love relationship and had a question.
Why is it always the man who need to do the first step?
What do you think about it? Or if you know an other culture, an other country where it's different, let us know.
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RE: Why is it of men to do it?

As a useless bastard who never makes the first move I think more girls should make the first move. Probably wouldn't make any difference to my love life though :(

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RE: Why is it of men to do it?

its so women can blame men when it all goes wrong :))

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RE: Why is it of men to do it?

It doesn't matter who makes the first step as long as there is already enough communication and you both feel there is alot more than just a friendship in between. I am not making any first step anymore, I used to make the first step, but would always get a big "NO." LOL.

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RE: Why is it of men to do it?

never made the first move in any of my relationships...maybe thats why i never get fuc*ed...that or they come to their senses b4 anything can happen

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RE: Why is it of men to do it?

Dont you think its often the lady who makes the first move ?

give that look...

make sure u see them,,

dance near you..

so many subtle signs they give if they are interested..

its just up to us to accept ...

take the dance floor, respond , just show u r interested,, even a smile is enough..

its the best fun in the world , that dance a man and woman make when the chemistry is right,

I love it so.....

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RE: Why is it of men to do it?

nice posting...but we have to recognise them (the signs) before we can accept them ....women are too subtle :(((

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RE: Why is it of men to do it?

men are too stupid to pick up on it...or if they do...the opposite side to consider is they would face rejection if they were wrong and/or the chic is an angry control freak and enjoys playing with you.

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RE: Why is it of men to do it?

its a power trip...feel the sense of empowerment when she makes the first move...they (women) love to guard that sense of control...trust that is true.

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Archive photos

Occasionally I will go into a host's photo archives to do some checking. However, few times I see a host that has a link for pictures from certain days, and when i hit the links, no pictures appear. Anybody else experiencing this? What is it signifying?
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The host probably has a variable set of pictures depending on the category she is working is (no nude pictures for Glamour or non adult; no daring pictures in Softcore, etc.) Probably if the link you have is for a face picture, it will be always working :-)

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RE: Archive photos

sometimes weird things happen in the photo archives after a host hides a photo. If you wait 10 minutes or so, then it usually comes good.

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Smoking fetish

i woud like to know if anybody else has a smoking fetish and what chat host accually smoke?
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She's no longer here anymore (and how I wish she still was) ...so know it won't help you...but the finest host who used to smoke (though that had nothing to do with my attraction to her) was chantelle4u. I hope she is thriving whatever she is doing now (sigh)

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RE: Smoking fetish

ORIGAMI, IS ONE HOT SMOKING WOMAN

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I want a rich husband :( please

????any guys available ??with some cash ???
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Rich is not always about money! It is about soul! Money can be gone in a matter of moments. If your soul if rich with love it will remain always. A person who is rich in soul will find a way to be rich in money.

If you are so serious, where is your screen name? As I see it you are just a prank. Why don't you define your idea of rich?

While I dont see CC as a date site, I see it as a good way to meet people we would not otherwise meet in life, for several reasons.

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

Does £250 ($500) savings get me in with a chance ?

I'll not mention my credit card bills :P

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

Very nice to see you back :)

Just for you I'll spend it all on a host so I have nothing :P

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

Sorry I didn't read all of your post. I got stuck at the "I love sex" bit :P

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

You don't iron?? Forget it!!

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

no prob shybabe INYF probably won't bother with a shirt anyway

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

well u missed the part where you have to iron

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

Now if only Algeria had a "MaryBell" I could be happy :(

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

caring? INYF?

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RE: I want a rich wife :( please

Who can buy me a Bugatti veyron and a palace to live in. I am little fat, in my 50´s, with almost no hair, sometimes depressed and a porn adict. Anyone interested?:)

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Sure ...but your future husband is looking for beauty and sex and once that fades so will you. If you both are looking for material things..money and beauty...it will never last. Trust me he will have you sign a pre-nup. You will be back on the steppes broke and old. Best call up your old bf Boris and make up. He may smell of vodka but he will love you for what you are.

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RE: I want a rich husband :( please

For you only Dear I will read two books a day and one of these interesting stories I will be told to you...

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i need help...

i wanna buy some stuff from gap.com 4 my kiddies but they won t deliver in the uk.:(:(:(
who can help me?
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and no,i don t want freebies
thx:p

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i live in a dump shite of town unfortunately:(:(:(:(
and of course there r not any nice shops around
was lookin at the site and there r so nice stuffs at same prices as next are but d prefer gap.:/

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RE: i need help...

Can I ask where abouts u live in UK? There are GAP shops that sell childrens clothes, I know of one in Slough, Buckinghamshire.
The problem you will get if u try to buy anyting from USA is the 'hidden' costs for the import tax. I bought stuff from Victoria Secret some while ago and the tax almost doubled the total cost i had to pay.
May I suggets you try to locate a GAP shop near to where u live.
I hope this helps. :)

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A host paying a member....this could be a first in CC history. Shipping to UK is what? 40-60 dollars via FedEx or other reliable shipper. Plus the cost of buying and shipping the clothes to a US address. Don't you have the names of your old regulars? Certainly one of them still loves you...... if you are who I think you are...I surely do....

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