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Dear Signor Direttore
Now i am tella you the story how i was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as an engineer to Atyrau and stay as a younger man at your hotella, When i come in my room i see no shit on my bed. How can i sleep with no shit on my bed?
I call down to recepione and tella: "I wanna shit" They tell me "Go to toilet" I say "No, no I wanna shit on my bed" They say "you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch" What is sonnawabitch?
I go down for ristorante for breakfast, i order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast, i only get one pisse of toast, i tella waitress and point to toast, I wanna piss" She tella me "got to the toilet" I say No, no I wanna piss on my plate" She then say to me, "You bloody fella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!! What is a sonnawabitch??
Later i go to dinner into ristorante, spoon and knife laid out but no fock, i tella waitress, "I wanna fock" and she tella me "Sure everybody wanna fock" I tella her No, no, you dont understand me, "I wanna fock on the table" She then tella me, "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table"? Get your ass out of here"
So I go to the recepcione and ask for billa, I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I pay the billa, the porter say to me, "Thank you, and peace on you" I say piss on you too, you sonnawabitch"
I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
Signed Enrico Morelli
I call down to recepione and tella: "I wanna shit" They tell me "Go to toilet" I say "No, no I wanna shit on my bed" They say "you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch" What is sonnawabitch?
I go down for ristorante for breakfast, i order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast, i only get one pisse of toast, i tella waitress and point to toast, I wanna piss" She tella me "got to the toilet" I say No, no I wanna piss on my plate" She then say to me, "You bloody fella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!! What is a sonnawabitch??
Later i go to dinner into ristorante, spoon and knife laid out but no fock, i tella waitress, "I wanna fock" and she tella me "Sure everybody wanna fock" I tella her No, no, you dont understand me, "I wanna fock on the table" She then tella me, "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table"? Get your ass out of here"
So I go to the recepcione and ask for billa, I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I pay the billa, the porter say to me, "Thank you, and peace on you" I say piss on you too, you sonnawabitch"
I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
Signed Enrico Morelli
this IS who i am
I'm a jerk because I don't let you push me around,
I'm a liar because I won't tell you everything,
I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong,
I'm annoying because I'm not chill enough,
I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group,
I'm fake because most of the time I'm happy,
I'm weird because I'm not like you,
I'm controlling because I get mad sometimes,
I'm clingy because I like to be around people,
I'm greedy because I like to be satisfied,
I'm naive because I'm younger than you,
I'm conceited because I'm proud of who I am,
I'm rude because my manners aren't perfect,
I'm unappreciative because I don't praise you.
Don't try to tell me who I am because I already know.
I'm a liar because I won't tell you everything,
I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong,
I'm annoying because I'm not chill enough,
I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group,
I'm fake because most of the time I'm happy,
I'm weird because I'm not like you,
I'm controlling because I get mad sometimes,
I'm clingy because I like to be around people,
I'm greedy because I like to be satisfied,
I'm naive because I'm younger than you,
I'm conceited because I'm proud of who I am,
I'm rude because my manners aren't perfect,
I'm unappreciative because I don't praise you.
Don't try to tell me who I am because I already know.
RE: this IS who i am
That's who I was :)
Life is better when you're a nice guy.
Karma comes around less to bite you in the ass :)
Life is better when you're a nice guy.
Karma comes around less to bite you in the ass :)
RE: this IS who i am
Shy, I couldn't agree with you more! This is exactly how I am, and why these traits make me so popular in my country! Wish we had more like your kind in the states!
if ur bored read it..if not..dont..simple!!
jim- Hey Bob
bob- What up Jim
jim- Oh not much u
bob- not much here either
jim- hey u know what?
bob-what?
jim- i think i see virginia from here
bob- what? we're in kansas; how can u see virginia?
jim- she's right over there.
bob- what?!? where?!?
jim- right there!
bob- Where?!?
jim- come on, i knew u were stupid, but this is ridiculous!
bob- what did u call me?!?
jim- u heard me! RIDICULOUS!!!
bob- Well u freakin jackin son of a fu**in b***h
jim- Excuse me!!! pie hole eatin jack a**!!!!
bob-Come on, virginia is like on the other side of the world
jim- So not, she's right over there getting out of that taxi!
virginia can't fit in a taxi!
jim- u shouldn't call ure sister fat!
bob- What?!? My sister?!? i thought we were talking about virginia?!?
jim- ya, virginia, ure sister
bob- Oh
jim- And people think ure the smart one with a good temper
bob- Shut up!!!!
bob- What up Jim
jim- Oh not much u
bob- not much here either
jim- hey u know what?
bob-what?
jim- i think i see virginia from here
bob- what? we're in kansas; how can u see virginia?
jim- she's right over there.
bob- what?!? where?!?
jim- right there!
bob- Where?!?
jim- come on, i knew u were stupid, but this is ridiculous!
bob- what did u call me?!?
jim- u heard me! RIDICULOUS!!!
bob- Well u freakin jackin son of a fu**in b***h
jim- Excuse me!!! pie hole eatin jack a**!!!!
bob-Come on, virginia is like on the other side of the world
jim- So not, she's right over there getting out of that taxi!
virginia can't fit in a taxi!
jim- u shouldn't call ure sister fat!
bob- What?!? My sister?!? i thought we were talking about virginia?!?
jim- ya, virginia, ure sister
bob- Oh
jim- And people think ure the smart one with a good temper
bob- Shut up!!!!
RE: if ur bored read it..if not..dont..simple!!
Oh Wandaaaaaa...............Nevermindddddd.....................I:
Video Request
Any host interested in doing a foot fetish video please post. Sexy feet and Pretty Face required
RE: Video Request
I got a set of hammer toes with toemail fungus and ingrown nails along with toe jam, corns and bunions...let the foot worshiping begin.
RE: Video Request
Mr Sulu, you've been relieved of the helm. Report to Dr McCoy at sick bay immediately!
RE: good luck
hope nobody piss you off there DK--if they did i kick their butt, okie dokie, if they are bigger then me--i put wayne on them-wait that weasel counldnt fight is way out of a paper bag,,, i pump up some more and come back to kick their ass-
RE: good luck
your always welcome my dear friend and god bless you too and thanks for being a good friend here to me, i will miss you--okie dokie,,, by the way thats a sad song above,,, did you write that
RE: hey guys who has imaginative brain....
I'm a half wit so count me out :(
But welcome to cc :D
But welcome to cc :D
RE: hey guys who has imaginative brain....
hey..im a half wit too...if we go together she could get the full wit...what you think?
RE: hey guys who has imaginative brain....
"It will grow to 2.50" I'm hoping that's my cock in cm and not the price :D
RE: hey guys who has imaginative brain....
Welcome aboard baby(K)(K)
Good luck and have fun))
Love ya)
Good luck and have fun))
Love ya)
RE: Why is 6 scared of 7?
speaking of 69, do you know what a 71 is?
it's like 69 but with 2 fingers inside....lol
it's like 69 but with 2 fingers inside....lol
New room :)
my 1st day online Let's meet, share emotions...i am here so close - just push the buttom :)
RE: New room :)
Pictures are good but you still need some that show a clear show of you. Clever is cool but people still want to see what you look like. Good luck. Remember the customer is always right.
RE: New room :)
customer isn't always right.that's a marketing slogan thought up by some whiz kid advertising guru.
RE: New room :)
being in customer service i found the customer is not always right and is stealing from my company by making up false problems...so the customer is not always honest(right)
why?
just wondered how many ppl thought i was actually annoying enough to ask the same question again? :P
RE: why?
Yeah Yeah....but why do people ask the same annoying question again and again? Can you answer that? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Thanks
I am writing a new post cause I appearently forgot how many people are here posting and reading :).
I read the replies to my post and like the topic says I wanted to say thank you for the kinds words.
It's an undescribale feeling to have peace with myself but I am glad I have found it. I just hate the cost of my lesson. One post said I always was honest and gave my opinion even if it wasn't wanted along with an old friend of mine who said I analize everything so this is what I have come up with.
Since I am happy inside now and able to think straight I want to remain happy and even though my dad is dying I do have some time left with him and I will make sure the time is spent worthwhile.
Over the years I hurt a lot of people and I am lucky enough to make ammends for those things but not with my father and I would hate to think he is going to his grave ashamed of me.
I am a pretty smart person, I just have a learning disabilty and the social skills of an 18 year old and I am 28 next month. So I will take the time to upgrade my math and engligh skills so I can get into a college course.
After I complete it in 3-4 year I will be starting my own business with my mom. It's a realistic obtainable goal which will just take a little bit of time but I have lots of it.
Another thing I love to do if you have not noticed is write. Looking forward to sharpening those skills.
Anyways, I should get going but AssMan, how is Psy doing and give me 5 years and we will throw a party (no alcohol for me though) and I will bring you the famous kitkat.
As for someone who knows me.....You sure do....even got my name right and I hope I made you a little more proud of me then what I use to be is I hurt you but I have no idea who you are.
This was nice and you all brought a smile to my face today so I hope you get a smile from this :-}.
How can you tell the blind man at the nude beach?
It's not hard.....
I read the replies to my post and like the topic says I wanted to say thank you for the kinds words.
It's an undescribale feeling to have peace with myself but I am glad I have found it. I just hate the cost of my lesson. One post said I always was honest and gave my opinion even if it wasn't wanted along with an old friend of mine who said I analize everything so this is what I have come up with.
Since I am happy inside now and able to think straight I want to remain happy and even though my dad is dying I do have some time left with him and I will make sure the time is spent worthwhile.
Over the years I hurt a lot of people and I am lucky enough to make ammends for those things but not with my father and I would hate to think he is going to his grave ashamed of me.
I am a pretty smart person, I just have a learning disabilty and the social skills of an 18 year old and I am 28 next month. So I will take the time to upgrade my math and engligh skills so I can get into a college course.
After I complete it in 3-4 year I will be starting my own business with my mom. It's a realistic obtainable goal which will just take a little bit of time but I have lots of it.
Another thing I love to do if you have not noticed is write. Looking forward to sharpening those skills.
Anyways, I should get going but AssMan, how is Psy doing and give me 5 years and we will throw a party (no alcohol for me though) and I will bring you the famous kitkat.
As for someone who knows me.....You sure do....even got my name right and I hope I made you a little more proud of me then what I use to be is I hurt you but I have no idea who you are.
This was nice and you all brought a smile to my face today so I hope you get a smile from this :-}.
How can you tell the blind man at the nude beach?
It's not hard.....
RE: Thanks
Another beach joke:
Two older guys are walking alongside the ocean on a nudist beach. All of a sudden, just in front of them, a gorgeous young woman walks out of the water, stark naked. She crosses their path, and walks up towards land, her sexy body glistening with water. When they've passed her, one guy says to the other: "Did you see that? Wow.....I sure wish I could have seen HER in a swimsuit!!!"
By the way, I don't think you're writing like someone with the social skills of a 18 year old. The fact that you are reflecting on your past and showing remorse shows that you have matured quite a bit. Admitting where you are in life, even if you hate what you see at first...all this takes alot of courage. However, it is a necessary step in order to wake up to reality and truth. It doesn't happen overnight. Just don't judge yourself too hard. I think it is good that you want to make amends, but also remember that nobody is perfect. All of us have a "door" inside of us that we can open anytime and let the light shine through to brighten our lives, and it seems like you've stumbled upon that door. Keep being receptive to that light,and all will be well! And, please remember, you becoming a better person is much more important than any material things in life, such as a college degree.
Sorry to hear about your dad...but like you said...you still have some time together. So make the most of that time; you will never regret it if you do. I also think that if you are honest with your dad like you've been here; he will not be ashamed of you, but proud!
I wish you all the best in your new life!
Two older guys are walking alongside the ocean on a nudist beach. All of a sudden, just in front of them, a gorgeous young woman walks out of the water, stark naked. She crosses their path, and walks up towards land, her sexy body glistening with water. When they've passed her, one guy says to the other: "Did you see that? Wow.....I sure wish I could have seen HER in a swimsuit!!!"
By the way, I don't think you're writing like someone with the social skills of a 18 year old. The fact that you are reflecting on your past and showing remorse shows that you have matured quite a bit. Admitting where you are in life, even if you hate what you see at first...all this takes alot of courage. However, it is a necessary step in order to wake up to reality and truth. It doesn't happen overnight. Just don't judge yourself too hard. I think it is good that you want to make amends, but also remember that nobody is perfect. All of us have a "door" inside of us that we can open anytime and let the light shine through to brighten our lives, and it seems like you've stumbled upon that door. Keep being receptive to that light,and all will be well! And, please remember, you becoming a better person is much more important than any material things in life, such as a college degree.
Sorry to hear about your dad...but like you said...you still have some time together. So make the most of that time; you will never regret it if you do. I also think that if you are honest with your dad like you've been here; he will not be ashamed of you, but proud!
I wish you all the best in your new life!
RE: Thanks
Wow Azterix...
I am kind of speechless after reading your words. They are wise and kind....
I am kind of speechless after reading your words. They are wise and kind....
RE: Thanks
Republican, not Democrat...that's why it came from Dubia (as in, George W (dubya) Bush)
Best of luck to you. Your on the right track!!
Best of luck to you. Your on the right track!!
RE: Thanks
as a vet, i approve of everything we are doing over there!
..................................V>>>>>>>>>>>>>!
..................................V>>>>>>>>>>>>>!
RE: Thanks
My dad is also a vet but I am Canadian. Sadly to say I have never had the pleasure of visiting the USA.
RE: Thanks
well if you haven't seen the good ole US of A, then ur missing everything in the world, cause we are the best country in the world! Yea I heard about the canadian navy, u guys are getting a new squadron of canoes.........COOL!!..........Support the War!!!!
RE: Thanks
Ouch, sounded like a dis to the Canadian army but at least we don't think you live in igloos....
RE: Thanks
Yes you're right anon4u.Apparantly a large number of USA citizens think parts of the UK don't have electricity or the internet yet.
RE: Thanks
That wasn't the point that was being made Screech. Try reading between the lines sometime.
RE: Thanks
Look 4u, my point is WE the USA, have been pulling the weight in ALL military conflicts around the world. I didn't mean to sound insultive, but it would be NICE to have more than just some occasional help from our allies in the current hot spots of the world. Sure, we can handle it, we always have, it's just we no longer get the help from our allies we use to get. That was my main point! Allies (Friends) are supose to do their share of the weight, and throughout our own history, we the USA, always do much more than can ever be expected of us. Case in point however, we still DO IT, and if need be, WE ALWAYS WILL!
RE: Thanks
Not sure how long this post is gonna be around much longer but you have a point. I respect it but how could you honestly expect Canada to pull wieght around the world with our brand new.....what was it? Canoes?
Canada is not a war country by any means and could be taken over I am sure by anyone in the world but we are a fun loving people, hell we do enough keeping Quebec apart of us....worse then any way :P
Canada is not a war country by any means and could be taken over I am sure by anyone in the world but we are a fun loving people, hell we do enough keeping Quebec apart of us....worse then any way :P
RE: Thanks
I hear what you're saying Anonymous 4u. It's just that besides being "a fun loving country," I would hope that Canada will increase it's military, and not have to soley rely on the US for it's defense. Surely there are some Canadians who resent that fact, at least I would hope so! The partnership of NORAD shared by both the US and Canada is unique indeed, but speaking as an American, I would hope that if for some unforseen reason, if America was ever attacked, then Canadian forces would come to our aid. I really don't want to see this issue become a long thread. All I am simply saying is the US wants to see a strong Canadian military, for Canada's own protection and self interest, as well as it's commitments to NATO abroad. In Afghanistan you have but just a token presence, and I wish your country could help us out more in that region. I won't get into the Iraq issue as it's too politically charged. Anyway, as I'm sure you know, or hope you know, that the US will always come to Canada's aid, should she ever require it.......... :))
RE: Thanks
what ever happened to that 'psy' person? oh wtf, it dont matter anyway! she always a jerk.
RE: Thanks
Well when it comes to spotting a jerk I suppose, being the biggest one on here, you will have an advantage.
RE: Anja
hey, get real dude, she's always been lovely for as long back as I can properly remember.
RE: Anja
I said for as long back as i can properly remember. I never said anything about present tense.
RE: Anja
Yeah ur right huh, its a long long time since she was lovely, it was when she was in a different category, but that dungeon scene seems to have taken its toll on her now along with other things.
RE: Anja
Its so damn funny this thread, just cos i agreed with huh i get attacked just cos i knew Anja long time ago, and cos i just said she used to be lovely but now she`s not, dungeon changed her is all i said, and the snoring remark was a joke. But anyway you will never get a hold of my balls to cut them Anja, you never did :P and never will, so it`s no big loss from ur part or mine.
I suppose what i should have said in my first post was this "I miss the Anja i used to know" thats all i meant, nothing more. So enjoy your weekend Anja and take care of yourself, and i hope your life is a happy one.
I thought also that u were going to be going on a holiday to Turkey at the end of this month?
I suppose what i should have said in my first post was this "I miss the Anja i used to know" thats all i meant, nothing more. So enjoy your weekend Anja and take care of yourself, and i hope your life is a happy one.
I thought also that u were going to be going on a holiday to Turkey at the end of this month?
RE: Anja
Yeah i know you didn`t blame me Anja i was talking about thingy :P with his comment about boring :D and the balls thing was a joke on my part to with my tongue sticking out at u :P
As for my real id, i`d rather not, your happy without knowing and i`m happy you are happy that you don`t know :P:))
Just take care of yourself is all. :)
As for my real id, i`d rather not, your happy without knowing and i`m happy you are happy that you don`t know :P:))
Just take care of yourself is all. :)
RE: Anja
damn origano..ur detective work sux..aint nuthin like my style or writing..keep trying girl :D
RE: Anja
what about me, im the one who started this thread, cause i have always liked ania. :(( i am not wayne.
RE: the life...
hey come to my town where life's very interesting! All u need do is spin the wheel, make a deal. Life is cheap!
RE: the life...
I disagree. I only get self satisfaction when I take from others and ridicule them. So there! You self rightous characters have no place on cc!
RE: the life...
We have a saying in my country, 'Life is a toilet so just remember to pull the chain before you leave!'
happy bd xblondyxx
HAPPY BD, my best friend !!!!!!!i wish you all the best !!! be a good girl tonight ;) kissesssssssssssssssssssss
RE: happy bd xblondyxx
Happy Birthday.
YOURDIAMOND surely on her birthday she can be a bad girl tonight :P
YOURDIAMOND surely on her birthday she can be a bad girl tonight :P
RE: happy bd xblondyxx
INYF, may all blessings be upon you, you camels remain continent and ur women always virgins, but for you, and see you as a god amongst men
RE: happy bd xblondyxx
If you really want to show your gratitude how about some of those girls from your harem ?
I buy enough of your black sticky stuff.
I buy enough of your black sticky stuff.
RE: happy bd xblondyxx
you been saving that brilliant comeback for just such an occassion,child.
IM
I was chatting witha nice girl today and asked for her yahoo a she said she is not allowed to use that by her studio i have never had this before - do you think she just does not want to or would some studio not allow yahoo Im ?
RE: IM
IT can be true.I had the same situation in my studio,this rule changed only when there were some troubles with the cam to cam option so in order to see our viewers we were allowed to use yahoo.Each studio has its own rules...rules that can be fair or just stupid.
RE: IM
The old adage why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. I can see where a studio boss would not like chats external to CC. I would guess the odds of a member doing a video is higher plus it focuses the host on the job at hand. Or they are just being pricks.
RE: IM
Was the same in my studio. My boss just didn't want to pay for extra traffic, so the whole internet except for CC was under a password for us. Nothing surprising, just some ppl don't have a perspective view which is always good for business.
RE: IM
JK don't worry about it. I get told all the time by girls in here that they are not allowed to give out their yahoo ID's and that's from the girls who work at home :P
RE: May be yes, may be no
hey tingy, im gona use mi influence with cc to have u found out! alot of people kno me here
you has ben warned u jercola!
you has ben warned u jercola!
RE: May be yes, may be no
ohhh i'm quaking in my boots worrier but i don't think your effluent will change much.i'm used to your pong.
RE: I said my opinon
read her post below...she thought he was being sarcastic...hehe...
as she does with everybody
as she does with everybody
RE: I said my opinon
That was Nasty ?????
Roger your parents must have wrapped you up in big soft ball of cotton wool when you were growing up.
Have you ever been allowed outside without them ?
Roger your parents must have wrapped you up in big soft ball of cotton wool when you were growing up.
Have you ever been allowed outside without them ?
RE: I said my opinon
well vera, i was paying you a compliment, and also having fun with you in an innocent but playful way. I'm sorry you don't understand this. I don't think you have ever understood such things, and that's too bad. :((
well done
well done the scots !!!
will Ireland follow them ?
shame about Wales , just not good enough today..
Big games now..!!! soo glad the pubs stay open all day now hickkkkklol
will Ireland follow them ?
shame about Wales , just not good enough today..
Big games now..!!! soo glad the pubs stay open all day now hickkkkklol
I need a host right now who ....
has a fantastic labia and a great sense of humour for some fun...
why?
Why do so many people ask the same stupid questions over and over and over again???
RE: why?
I don't know but it makes me want to know why do people ask the same stupid questions over and over again?
RE: why?
They don't know any better but to ask the same stupid questions over and over again. It's like being stuck in a "time warp," they can't THINK outside 'the box.' This might sound prejudice, which is not intentional, but many who ask those questions are just plain stupid in the first place. They simply don't know any better. Expect that behavior to continue, and don't think they'll wise up either.
RE: to
"seems we like to imagine them as - um virginal, good business tho ,
my admiration for there marketing strategy . :p
If i was a host - i would do the same as them..
keep it up girls , U help to make this a fun forum.."
Well, i think he didn't mean it was girls posting it. I guess he just meant that acting in different ways, we make guys post about us, and that keeps the forum fun.
And one more thing to the starter of that thread: now that you posted this, i think you reduced your chances to get what you want, esp for that price :):P Good luck anyway :D
my admiration for there marketing strategy . :p
If i was a host - i would do the same as them..
keep it up girls , U help to make this a fun forum.."
Well, i think he didn't mean it was girls posting it. I guess he just meant that acting in different ways, we make guys post about us, and that keeps the forum fun.
And one more thing to the starter of that thread: now that you posted this, i think you reduced your chances to get what you want, esp for that price :):P Good luck anyway :D
RE: to chi :-))))))))))))))))))))
Nope- I was not meaning you or any
girls posted anything..
as triksy says ..
I was admiring the marketing technique of what is hard to get is more desirable..
rare is more valuable , that kinda stuff..
nothin sinister..
just fun.. -I said If i was a host , then i would use that..
I admire that ..
works same in reaL LIFE TOO OF COURSE..
as im sure you girls all know..
its natural , and works so well,,
.. and those who comment and say they like u , and wonder ,,,,,,,, add to the fun and mystery here..
Good 4 U ..
:-)))))))))))))
girls posted anything..
as triksy says ..
I was admiring the marketing technique of what is hard to get is more desirable..
rare is more valuable , that kinda stuff..
nothin sinister..
just fun.. -I said If i was a host , then i would use that..
I admire that ..
works same in reaL LIFE TOO OF COURSE..
as im sure you girls all know..
its natural , and works so well,,
.. and those who comment and say they like u , and wonder ,,,,,,,, add to the fun and mystery here..
Good 4 U ..
:-)))))))))))))