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Milly

Where r u? ? ?
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RE: Milly

haha
She is here.. But she is with me. Stop looking for her

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RE: Milly

:D But are you talking about melagry?
She worked at my studio. She went to England. Now she is there. But shell be back soon.
Good luck!

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RE: Milly

my wife is with me!

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RE: Milly

Ok, I am glad :D

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RE: Milly

why she lived name Milagry???

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RE: Milly

Cause she left another studio

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RE: Milly

yes she left ! and took my boots with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Milly

:D And gave them to me :D
I think you are not greedy :D

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RE: Milly

Lara you owe host some new boots.

Host they were horrible boots anyway.

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RE: Milly

it was my boots! and its sad to come one day and notice that she took them!she worked 5 days..looked like she came to took my boots only!

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RE: Milly

Don\'t cry! Boots have gone New will come!!! :)
But you can be sure, it was not she who took them!
You are absolutely wrong, host

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RE: Milly

what the hell are you all talking about?

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RE: Milly

So host scam other host too? Cool :D

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RE: Milly

It s my business

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RE: Milly

hey! stop talking about my woman.... Mily is with me practicing how to make babies, ok? so dont disturb!

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The Pirate

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg?" the bartender asks. "You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." says the pirate.
"Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender.
"We were in another battle." replied the pirate. "I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
So the bartender asks, "What about that eye patch?"
The pirate replies, "Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them let go right in my eye."
"You're kidding, " said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird dodo."

The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook."
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I love you hun, really I do. Le't get married and start a family together. But can you lower your price per min 1st hun?

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RE: its better:)

LOL

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is that you Well?LOL!!

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Very cool!
I agree with you. This is great advice for both hosts and members!! I wish you a lot of success in your life, seems like your heart is in the right place. Good luck and take care!
May love shine in your life!

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Not sure how u got making your rate cheaper then $1 from what I typed. I also did not say I loved you. I only wished love in your life, not from me though :D I just thought you made a good post.

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RE: its better:)

that post was meant for nice girl not me

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cool,cool then :D thought maybe you misunderstood
so your still a nice girl then :D

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I love you hun, really I do. Let's get married and start a family together. You are the special one for me, nevermind the fact I have about 25 girls in my favorite folder :D

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RE: its better:)

i think you are as your post name says :--))

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Short Fish Jokes



Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A: To the prawn broker!
Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
A: The Codfather!

Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A: He prawned everything!

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!

Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
A: He got lockjaw!

Q: Where do fish wash?
A: In a river basin!

Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: Where do little fishes go every morning?
A: To plaice school!

Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A: A motor pike!

Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible!

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Q: What fishes do you call fo wharn your Steinway sounds bad?
A: Piranah Tuna

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lol

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haha nice nice:)

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Wasn't going to check out the fish jokes, Gete, but thought I'd do so just for the halibut. :)

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RE: private sessions and post in viewer forum

her being honest ruined her business? wow i am stunned to hear this! actually i give her a lot of credit for doing this! i wish her all the best and lots of luck in her love!

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Make love to him? roflmfao

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RE: private sessions and post in viewer forum

love is 80% emotion,20%physical.sex is 100%physical.that's why sex is like chinese food.satisfied but not sated.

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RE: private sessions and post in viewer forum

Eat more rice with your Chinese ... that'll keep you full

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RE: private sessions and post in viewer forum

lol some ppl are funny here really,u start with a subject and end with smth else...

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RE: private sessions and post in viewer forum

is that not how life is? you always start talking about that amazing football game, but some how you end up discussing the inner workings of a atomic power plant! :D
here we start with private sessions and end up with rice :D

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LOL

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question but also for all the hosts who do this. if it is not a tru life style thing, why do it? girls put down the arm size toys, stop the pain! free the emoticons!! :D

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RE: to secretrevery

pardon?

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wal-mart

what is your favorite Walmart blue light special saying on the P.A. system at Wal-Mart-mine is:
attention wal-mart shoppers dream girl special in aisle 4 (cool)
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attention wal-mart shoppers--blue light special in aisle 24,, buy one box of tampons and get 2 boxes free,, and than watch all the women run to aisle 24

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LOL

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RE: wal-mart

Ummm... it's K-Mart that has the Blue-Light Special.

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It was K-Mart , I would never be caught dead (or alive) in a wal-mart...

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oh yes one is so much classier then the other :D

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well K-Mart went out of business , I don't go to either of them. Just know blue light special is kmart trademark...

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"Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers, the only thing you can't buy here is dignity"

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we dont have a K-mart here---its Wal-mart

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Okay. I thought maybe you were joking. I've been in many a WM, and have never seen or heard a Blue-Light Special there. I was sure it was strickly a K-Mart promotion.

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what is a wal mart and k mart

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it's where you go to work when you only have an 8th grade education

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I believe it is the largest retailer in the world. I've never been to one; don't plan to either. Must confess I once went to the now defunct K-Mart. Positively demoralizing; enough alienation for a lifetime.

France is in hot pursuit of this American style retailing. I believe it's equally alienating Carrefour chain is the #2 retailer in the world. Mon Dieu!

Places like these are positive proof that there is indeed hell on earth. So try to live a virtuous life or you might be condemned to spending eternity in a Wal Mart! Miserere nobis.

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P.S.

Just a few hours after I posted this I heard on the radio that Wal Mart is opening in China. It has apparently bought out a Chinese chain---the name of which I can't recall. So, little by little the West moves to Asian markets. Ruppert Murdoch is already there with cable television. This gives "yellow journalism" a whole new meaning!

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Mine is the announcement after the guys have rushed to the dream girl: "We need a mop in aisle 4 please, a mop in aisle 4."

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I love walmart. where you can get the cheapest things in the world and if you can find it cheaper somewhere else they will beat it. Go Wal-Mart.

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It ain't all about the price! If you scratch just a little below the surface, you will see that while Wal Mart has brought lower prices, Wal Mart---and big box retailers in general---has contributed significantly to a lower standard of living for the average wage earner.

Be careful who you cheerlead for. You may be unwittingly cheering for those who indirectly diminish your own standard of living---just as West Virginians did when they elected George W. in the last election, the first time the State went Republican since the 1940's !!! (But, hey, W. showed up in a pickup truck, dressed in jeans and a big belt buckle. That day he was a good old boy.)

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RE: real lovers:D

Just like doing time in prison :D

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really...i do not think so...just keep your imagination on top ;)

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RE: real lovers:D

There is an old song from the 30's called "Prisoner of Love." :)

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I think you are right. There are ups and downs, but if it's real the embers never die. They trust in their commitment to one another, knowing that the momentary lack of passion will run its course like the seasons, making its return all the more delightful! :)

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girls!

where is Maria(sweetdorothy)? help me to find her!
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RE: girls!

do you wish to stalk her?

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RE: girls!

hm!really!what happend with Mary

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RE: girls!

she go on University

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RE: girls!

good for her!

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RE: girls!

so will never see her again?

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RE: girls!

ask Impy

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who is Impy? why impy doesnt answer to us then?

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RE: girls!

she is on holiday in the south of france right now. enjoying the weather :D

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RE: BACK

Welcome back :)

I hope you are feeling refreshed and are ready to get naughty with all your pervy members :D

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RE: BACK

welcome back lana my love.hope you had a great time and it's glad to have you back.

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RE: BACK

Yes my prayers have been answered.

Now booking my ticket for the first show in girl girl :P

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RE: BACK

welcome back emma!!!!!!!!! missed you!! spankkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeee :-P

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welcome home(with apologies to Mez)emma :--))

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wb Lana!
Hope you had a relaxing and fun time! :)

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welcome back Lanchik :) ..kiss u

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RE: BACK

only a crazy night dreamer?slowing down or wising up with age? oh welcome back :--))

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isn't it...

Isn't it grand when you pop straight into a host's video and she is on her back, legs spread wide apart, working a dildo deep into her posterior?

Rest assured, though, I did not try to distract her from her primary viewer so hopefully he was not disturbed.
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Why not? You are paying as much as the next guy. If he wanted privacy he should have went in 1-2-1. I'm not advoacating taking over the scession, but I wouldn't just sit quitely by on the sideline...that's waht pron dvds are for. Nor would I wait or go hunting for a host already in a scession, if I stumble across it, fine.
Now let's here from the far right on how bad and cheap this practice is. They love to rant and rave on what a terrible person others are.

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are you people going to start on this crap again

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what people?

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Since when has criticising someone for being ill bred and rude been the preserve of the far right. Can't a card carrying member of the liberal left call you a cheap, rude ass also?

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The good ol' piggy back video. Timing is critical. Of course on rare occasions the host will neglect to tell the member to type in private so you can follow the action and enter the video at precisely the right time. In the absence of that it becomes a question of estimating the right time to enter. It is a skill. Most hosts are happy to see double the money coming in so they dont care. The only issue is if she gets contrary instructions. That can be a problem. Dont stick it there...stick it...well you get the idea.

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sure they can, I just took a page from the Grand Ole Party's playbook and try to stick it to them whenever I can. Subtle, overtly, subconsciously, whaterver it takes.

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"pron dvds"??

What is that? And sorry, pal, my mom raised me to be polite. The first guy in a video always gets to take the lead. If I am a second/third viewer I will make suggestions in <private>. But if the host can't accomodate my desires without going off-script for him I always either shut up and enjoy the show or thank her and leave. I NEVER type so as to disturb the other viewer.

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well, you win a gold star for politness miss manners :D

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*pr0n

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Actually I do that all the time; why pay for foreplay???
Its the same at bars; I don't go there until much later when the other guy has given them their daily drinks :)

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Survey

whats the lamest song you would admit that you like?

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"relax"
a few Duran Duran songs
several more that i try not to remember

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ah come on--relax a cool song
Oh oh
wee-ell-now
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention--ooh yeah
Love those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit it
Hit me with those laser beams

I'm coming
I'm coming--yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it
Relax, relax, relax, Higher, higher relax

(your right after singing this song it does bother me now,, it makes me wanna cum to fast, I mean come, heck, see its not a cool song)

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RE: Survey

I don't own it, but when/if it plays on the radio or club I will sing along..."I'm too sexy for my shirt" by Right Said Fred. I'm a big 80's music fan :D somebody shoot me.

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that u kris???

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Que Sera Sera haha

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Y M C A

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All the songs said above...yeap I am a huge fan of totally gay songs lmao. Ahh also "I will survive" the Gloria version:D

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I kind of like the Partrige Family's "I Think I Love You" but I was 12 when it came out -- if that's any excuse.

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"MARDY BUM"
haha love the lyrics

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The group is the Bay City Rollers
The song I think is Saturday Night
Today I can't believe the song was once #1
and even more that it still gets played!
And why, oh why is it still in my head???
Help!!!! ;)

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MY song of course,"shad uppa ya face"

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

someone who is smooth has a good line in chat and can talk most people into doing anything but if he's slippery he an talk his way out of difficult situations and never do what you want.

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

they are spelt differently

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

really?

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

But the truly amazing part is both words are pronounced "aardvark"

OK more seriously. Jiveman was correct in his description of what the words mean describing people. Describing objects it's more a textural difference. Imagine a granite floor, it's usually rough. Polish it and it becomes smooth, but may not yet be slippery. Pour some soapy water on it and it becomes slippery -- you'll have difficulty walking on it and maybe even just standing on it.

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

That would depend on the degree of polishing. For flooring it's usually not polished to a mirror finish (for the very reason you mention)

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

It could be slippery itself, but that would depend on your shoe type. If wearing rubber soles, wouldn't be slippery, just smooth. But with the soap and water, even rubber sole would slip. So it's more the combination. The dry granite would be better classified as smooth, but when wet, slippery.

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

smooth as a baby's butt & slippery as an eel :--))

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

smooth as my favorite's host butt, slippery as her lubed up toy

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

As smooth as ME, as slippery as YOU. :p

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

Their meanings have already been described in previous posts. What was not mentioned so far is that a slippery thing does not necessarily have to be smooth. An example is that ice/snow stuff we have on our lawns here. It is not smooth ... there are many bumps and ridges in it ... but it is slippery as hell! A smooth thing does not necessarily have to be slippery, either, as was already described in the granite floor example.

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

Some sad people exist in this place.

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

What's really sad is that some people are having some intelligent conversation, and you've nothing to add.

Perhaps it's a "weird" subject for a forum subject on a cam site, but thinking and using your head is stimulating. IMO, this thread is a hell of a lot more interesting than the typical "Has anyone seen this host? Does she get naked?"

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

If I recall correctly, you are no longer a member here.

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posting requirements

I am not sure you have to be a member to make a post here.

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good posts and ur right they can always skip if they dont like. to many complainn here about peoples posts. but then again i forget sometimes about the (uzi) they have here. must force people to read the posts :D

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

does it matter if they are member or not? i dont think that had anything to do with if it was smooth or slippery

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

Should a person complain about pussy/tits postings when they dont ever go to video when its a videochat site?

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

Has anyone seen Asiandoll? What toys does she use? lol

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RE: What do the words have in common?What's the difference between them?

and are her toys smooth, slippery, or both?

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looking at her pics and profile I would say not but you won't know unless you part with some money will you

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pie

bye pie-cool-peace
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why where is she going?

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she's been on forever, maybe she's taking a time -out

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RE: pie

pie? me brain is slow today sory

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RE: pie

welcome pie--

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Quickest time in vid

We've all heard about members spending hours in vid, just curious what's the shorest amout of time spent in vid. I know I did one minute and left after going into a playback and all she was doing was sitting there.
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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday IMPYdaLITTLE....... have a wonderful day b'day girl :p (muah)
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happy birthday Valery and many more best wishes thru-out your life and always remember the stars always shine down upon you-okie dokie

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all the best for you on this special day of yours & may this year bring your dreams closer to reality

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happy bday limpy :)

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RE: Happy Birthday

well said DM. You deserve everything you ask for Valery

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RE: Happy Birthday IMPYdagettingBIGGER

Happy birthday(k)(k)(k)

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Valery is PREGNANT? I'm shocked!!

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RE: Happy Birthday IMPYdagettingBIGGER

really took that friends and family category to heart. Who's the father?

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and dont be lier Valerie too!

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RE: Happy Birthday IMPYdagettingBIGGER

misleading phrase or silly minds not able to understand? :D

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RE: Happy Birthday IMPYdagettingBIGGER

I guess with girls I know "getting bigger" means getting fat with kg or getting a bigger tummy from a baby. I don't expect girls to call each other fat here so... But getting pregnant is cool. It some somebody was having real lfe fun.

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RE: Hello Everybody!

Checked you out. Not over impressed. Sorry.

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RE: Hello Everybody!

hey what a surprise a rude member :D wow call the media! first of a kind has been found right here :D woppie

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RE: Hello Everybody!

Hey! I am here too ! Please don't ignore me... it's a rude thing to do! LOL!

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RE: Hello Everybody!

she's not the one who has to pay people so that they have a sex life.

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RE: Hello Everybody!

i like ur reply :D so true

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RE: Hello Everybody!

i think u look fantastic, very 'movie star'

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RE: Hello Everybody!

nice haircut--looks great on you

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RE: Hello Everybody!

Oi vey, my life already. Everyone's a critic. read what the lady said in her post. Good, bad or indifferent. And my post was not rude. Concise and factual, pertaining to the situation as I viewed it. A personal critique.

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RE: Hello Everybody!

I guess your momma never told you, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it."

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RE: Hello Everybody!

You look great and have a lot of life in your eyes. Don't worry, you'll get many viewers. However, you lost me with the cigarette photo. :(

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RE: Hello Everybody!

Want to add that I LOVE the hair -- the color and the style

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RE: Hello Everybody!

LOL and that is the foto i love best ;-pp different people like different things. i'm sure prettytess would not smoke if u asked her in video

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RE: Hello Everybody!

all these posts made me curious and even i went to see ur hair-style. I would just say it's nothing I personally like and thought it's an idea to make some different pics with a hair band on and ur forehead seen. Think this way u will also be very pretty.

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RE: Hello Everybody!

hair band? well........ i guess its cool if u like it Milena. but its not a look i care for. some wise man said different people like different things. c'est la vive, viva la difference!

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Romanian "Valentine's" day

24th february, Dragobete, the romanian version of Valentine's and perhaps older, yet, forgotten by many.
To all the girls, wish you to be loved and find the one :)
And same goes for the guys.

I don't care about Valentine's ( it has become a trend to reject occidental hollidays).. as for Dragobete, well, I don't really need a special day to show my man how much I love him.. I only wanted to remind all about this...

And soon.. Martisor :)
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Dragobetele

It is celebrated on February 24 (in certain areas on 28), considered "the day when the birds are getting engaged". A few years ago, when we first heard about this holiday, an old lady told me, that in her youth, somewhere, in the north side of the country, the housekeepers were feeding the domestic and the wild birds with millet, barley, wheat or rye seeds. The domestic birds were not sacrificed and the wild ones were not hunted. Also, they were not even weaving, patching up and they did not work the field; instead, there was made a general cleaning of the houses, in order to bring about abundance. There was considered that those who were working on Dragobete day forgot their "language" and started to "chirp", as the birds, all their life long. The tradition says that the birds that are not accompanied on Dragobete day remain alone and they will not have any baby birds until the next year Dragobete. This faith is still among the people: the one that do not find his partner for the Dragobete day, he will either find one for the whole year.

The Dragobete is, in fact, the name of the master of love and of the good mood in our country. In the gallery of the Romanian mythical characters - unfortunately, many of them, neglected and forgotten along the time- is also included the handsome Dragobete, a creature with heroic -mythic valences. The people fantasy has imagined him as being a lad, handsome and kind-hearted young man, who inspired trust and pure love to the young fellows.

The girls and the boys "were celebrating it" piously, because it was signifying the love and the joy of youth, it was helping them to find their partner for life (the fated ones). Dressed up in holiday outfit, the boys and the girls went to the forests or on the hills, they were gathering in groups, boys and girls, according to their ages, and they were throwing parties together. The girls were picking up the flowers that have just appeared, the boys, on the other hand, were picking up fire wood in order to light the fire, gathering around it after that, talking and telling jokes with erotic real reason. About noon, the gamboling was starting: they were getting down in full speed to the village, every boy chasing his chosen one. Meaning, in fact, the public declaration of the "engagement" for the two, at least for one year. On this occasion the parents were also aware of the "choice" and, either they were satisfied or not, the public declaration of the love was respected, because it represented a sacred ritual. Quite often, such "engagements" were forwarding the real ones.

There was considered that if the Dragobete was not celebrated, the young ones could not fall in love the whole next year; moreover, it was considered a pretty bad sign if a girl or a boy did not meet at least a representative of the opposite sex.

Still the ritual brotherhood was performed, according to the sexes - the friendship pledges on life between the girls (called sisterhood) and between the boys (brotherhood). Pursuant to certain rituals, the young ones become cross brothers, (respectively, sisters). There was made a holly pledge that could not be dissolved until their death.

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did you do your thesoris on this subject?

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RE: Dragobetele

No, I cut-n-pasted it from the CFR website. I lost the magnificent translation that DevilXAngel made for me. It was priceless.

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RE: Dragobetele (version)

The Myth

In Romanian mythology, Baba Dochia, or The Old Dokia, is a name originating from the Byzantine calendar which celebrates the Martyr Evdokia on 1 March. The Romanian Dokia personifies mankind's impatience in waiting for the return of spring.

Baba Dochia has a son, called Dragomir or Dragobete, who is married. Dochia ill-treats her daughter-in-law by sending her to pick up berries in the forest at the end of February. God appears to the girl as an old man and helps her in her task. When Dochia sees the berries, she thinks that spring has come back and leaves for the mountains with her son and her goats. She is dressed with twelve lambskins, but it rains on the mountain and the skins get soaked and heavy. Dochia has to get rid of the skins and when frost comes she perishes from the cold with her goats. Her son freezes to death with a piece of ice in his mouth as he was playing the flute.

Dochia is sometimes depicted as a proud woman who teases the month of March, who in return gets its revenge by taking some days from February.

In other sources, Dochia was the daughter of Decebalus, King of the Dacians. When the Roman Emperor Trajan was conquering part of the Dacian territory, Dochia seeks refuge in the Carpathian Mountains in order to avoid marrying him. She disguises herself as a shepherd but she takes off her lambskin garments and freezes to death with her herd. She is transformed into a stream and her animals into flowers.

Festivities

Dragobete is known as "the day when the birds are getting engaged". This day is supposed to protect one from fever which produces shivers and illness. If the weather allows it, girls and boys are supposed to pick snowdrops or other early spring plants for someone they are courting. Dragobete is also known as being the day of lovers for Romanians.

Dragobete also meant a day of brotherhood and sisterhood; many young people in rural communities chose this day to become sworn brothers or sisters. Around this day, the birds begin to arrange their nests and mate. During the day, considered locally the first day of spring, the boys and girls pick up spring flowers and sing together. The unmelted snow still present in many villages used to be collected and the water obtained used as a magic potion by young girls during the year.

If a girl did not meet with any boy or man that day, she felt miserable as she was convinced that she would not find a boyfriend or lover along the year. This is why young people preferred to arrange small parties and to create a warm, loving atmosphere during the day.

Teenage girls in rural communities had "love contests" that day. Those who were courted by many boys were suspected to have cast a spell onto them, in order to deprive their mates of the joy of finding a lover.

Days that are set aside for Baba Dochia are March 1 (for snow), March 2 (for summer), and March 3 (for harvest).

The tradition is well kept especially in the villages of Oltenia. However, a good place to witness it is the Village Museum of Bucharest, where bands of villagers from various regions celebrate Dragobete by playing instruments, dancing and singing.

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RE: Romanian

Happy "Dragobete" to all Romanian girls... !!!! :)
I hope you will all meet the nice man you deserve... :)
Bună Ziua !!!!

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RE: Romanian

Thanks for the info Psy :) and also "the watcher" as well (Please note the quotation marks. I am not calling him a watcher just referring back to his posting name :P)

You have a lucky man Psy :D

Plenty of fucking in Romania tonight then (and maybe some in France) :P

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RE: Romanian

wo--happy valentines day in romanian to all your women and especially to my friends--okie dokie

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i'm a crazy fool

a man driving home after drinking at his local started to feel horny (who hasn't been there) & being single & short of money didn't know how he was going to satisfy his urge.just then he drove past a big pumpkin farm with big ripe juicy pumpkins as far as he could see.an idea crossed his mind & being night he thought he would chance it.so he stopped the car,got out & climbed the fence into the farm.he looked & felt around til he found a pumpkin that he thought was his type(lol).he cut a hole out of the centre of it just big enough so he could...well i think most of you have the idea.anyway he starts humping away into the pumkin thinking how soft & moist it felt when suddenly a torch is shining on him.he stopped & looked around to see a policewoman looking at him with a bemused & disgusted look on her face.
"Sir,"the policewoman said"Do you realise you are screwing a pumpkin?"
Quick as a flash the man replies"Wow,it's after midnight already?'
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RE: i'm a crazy fool

Nice joke although I did think initially, that the title of the post was just a statement :D

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RE: i'm a crazy fool

it was

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.45

Did you watch the movie with Mila Jovovich?I liked this slavic girl's play very much.
Did you understand who killed Big Al?
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RE: .45

never seen this one, but she is HOT!

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Sexxxygirly

I rate her 7/10

Tiiight fit body! And smart and fun like the common performer.

What's your ratings?
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RE: Sexxxygirly

You take a host as a whole and rate her on a numerical scale as if she were nothing more than a piece of meat which I find both disgusting and distasteful.

It is much more respectful to rate her individual body parts such as face, tits, ass, pussy and figure :P

Having said that I don't want to be accused of changing the direction of this thread so 9.5/10.

Although 4.5 of those points can be attributed to the fact that I am old and ugly and anything female looks pretty much attractive to me :D

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Quickies


1. Walking through the bush Gary and Griff came across a dingo licking its privates. After watching for a few minutes Griff said to Gary, "Just between you and me, I've wanted to do that all my life." A bemused Gary looked at him and said, "Go ahead mate, but I'd pat him first. He looks pretty vicious to me."

2. Newsflash! John Howard's library burned down on the weekend and two books, amongst other personal belongings, were destroyed! The real tragedy was that he hadn't finished colouring in one of them.

3. There's an old swaggy walking down a dusty outback road. A cocky pulls up in an old beat-up Ute and says, "Would you like a lift mate?" The swaggy thinks for a minute and replies, "No way mate, you can open and close your own bloody gates."

4. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a lamb?
A woolly jumper.

5. There's a Japanese firm that has developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually catch an Aussie with his mouth shut.

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RE: Quickies

Very good apart from I didn't know who John howard was so I just substituted him with someone else.

I also didn't know what a cocky was but it sounded like a rude word so I was happy :)

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RE: Quickies

a cocky is a person beyond that friend i'm silent.

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Is the Australian Prime minister.. A cocky is either PAROTT or in this case, AN OLD FARMER

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A song for the ladies

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

THe FRAY
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RE: A song for the ladies

thanks dave, your songs make me moist and hard at the same time

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RE: A song for the ladies

hahahaha funny guy:P

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RE: Hey people)

1. Move to adult.
2. Lose the stupid haircut
3. More light in your pics
4. More pics with imagination (assuming you have some)
5. A little more exposure in forums, community chat

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RE: Hey people)

and you didn't even bother to try to give her any useful advice - at least some of bebe's was constructive

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RE: Hey people)

"How can i improve and get better?"

He answered her question with his blunt opinion. If she is so thin-skinned she better not be a chathost.

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RE: Hey people)

Yes, he did it rather sharply, even rudely, but he is the one person who offered advice. If you are a host you know this chat world is full of rude guys who don't even try to help. He at least offered some suggestions. I hope the ones I gave below are also something for her to think about.

It would be nice if someone wrote a Chathost Reference Manual, but it is not to be. Why doesn't someone start a monitored wikipedia page for chathosts? I wish I knew how.

I would think that even staff meetings in studios with all the hosts sharing experiences and ideas for better service would be helpful for business. But I guess jealousies would come and ruin such things.

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RE: Hey people)

I agree entirely with you N.C.O. He/she could have given the same advice in a much more pleasant way.

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RE: Hey people)

Bebe is right that haircut is yuck! Many russian girls with this stupid haircut. Whats with it? Cleopatra? LOL. It looks so dumb!

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RE: Hey people)

it is not your style. get a grip man. Bebe was to rude about it
if you dont like the style then go talk to someone else
its not 100% my style either but looks cute on her

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RE: Hey people)

Nothing wrong with your profile, Elvira, and your pics are great.

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RE: Hey people)

Firstly, I think a lot of members don't even bother to look in non-adult sections so possibly try to chat in community chat for a while so that some more people see your profile.
Secondly, personally I am not sure your hair/fringe looks that great when you pull/hide your longer hair away - which you seem to do in a lot of photos.
Thirdly, if you are advertising in forums like this - it would be better to do it when you are actually online so that people could chat with you or at least see your price
But good luck here anyway

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RE: Hey people)

The jet-black hair is not a turn-on for many guys. It's a bit goth. Maybe you should go goth all the way and try Fetish. Fetish is not a nude section, it is simply for guys that like particular things.

I see you smoke. Sexy smoking turns some guys on for some reason. Some guys are into shoes/feet. I heard of one guy who paid to watch a girl put on fresh nail polish.

Your pics have a Fetish aura to me. Maybe you should try it.

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RE: Hey people)

your right old guy some guys have the strangest fetish's. hope i can find many people to pay me 5$ a min to put nail polish on :P oh i forgot i am not a host :(

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RE: Hey people)

the fact that you ask for opinions is a positive.i don't think that you necessarily need to get better,maybe just known more.be patient & never forget who you are.it's fine trying to act out a members fantasy but you must always keep your personality.remember in this world not everyone is suited to everyone.just be yourself & you will find your place here.just my opinion & not sure if it's worthwhile but good luck to you.

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RE: Hey people)

Got to agree with Bebe that hairdoo is awful. I think there is a pretty girl hiding in there but that hairstyle is very unflattering. More light in the pics is a good idea. Keep your prices reasonable when starting out and try adult if you want to draw more men consistently.

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RE: Hey people)

again with price!! sad,sad,sad.

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RE: Hey people)

Here's some advice for a newbie...stay away frrm guys like bebe, they need to mature a little more

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RE: Hey people)

Honesty speaks volumes. Try it some time and stop kissing ass FFS.

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RE: Hey people)

stay far away from bebe and the other children. let them grow up a bit first :D

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RE: Hey people)

Never said you wern't honest nor was I kissing ass.
Just going by your two post in this thread I'd say you are angry about something. Have a beer and relax, life is good and so are some of the host.

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RE: Hey people)

Bebe, "Honesty" can also be a vehicle for venting hostility. Those who pride themselves on being "brutally honest" apparently think that the honestly of their appraisal excuses them from having to have any regard for the feelings of the other person. But this is not a referendum on your manners, but a place to offer advice to a new host.

That said, you offered her some very good advice. Your observations were insightful. There was nothing at all wrong with what you said and how you said it re: #1,3 and 5. And think just how much better all 5 suggestions would have been received had you simply said in #2, "You might consider changing your hairstyle," and eliminate the parenthetical insult in # 4. That, Bebe, was a hostile, unwarranted cheap shot and you know it.

Yes, "honesty speaks volumes," but delivering an honest answer with good will is of greater importance.

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RE: Hey people)

It is a stupid haircut. I hate when girls create this look thinking they will look 'beautiful' when indeed they look hideous. Different strokes for different folks, those who like it I suggest a reality check.

Comment 4 was a cheap shot, then again, if you have the immagination to style your hair in this way, you really are in trouble.

I gave good advice, albeit with a little brutal honesty but I know as well as you do, she will receive far worse in video, than a few 'over the head' comments.

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RE: Hey people)

even replying to Melomane you could not resist hurling another insult at her."brutal honesty"is not sugar-coating the truth but that doesn't mean you cover it with shit like you did.just because you make the assumption that she will hear worse in video doesn't justify your woman-hating vitriol.

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RE: Hey people)

"woman-hating vitriol" - I gather this defeats the purpose of a) being on a porn site with 100's of ladies b) giving my opinion on ONE woman, not ALL

I still gave her more help than you even cared to offer, even if it was a little too blunt.

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RE: Hey people)

you think you did but you have not chatted to the lady.yes woman-haters are found here because a)its hard for them to have real relations B0 because here they can try to live out their superiority complex

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RE: Hey people)

superiority complex, you say?

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RE: Hey people)

being honest doesn't mean you have to be rude,impolite or insulting.be constructive not destructive.

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RE: Hey people)

Prettytess, I'd offer one simple observation. Looking over your many photos, I think there are many that would better serve your purpose as the main photo. Your present photo obscures your face someone and the lighting and pose do not show you at your best. And since many guys first check out a girl's profile based on that first impression you want to choose the best one.

For my part, I think the best photos are those that show the host as friendly (without being "cute" in a saccharine way) and at the same time sexually alluring. In no particular order, I think any of the following 4 photos would serve you better: 1) 9Feb,12:47; 2)13Feb,22:02; 3) 17Feb,16:16; 4) 21Feb,19:05. Good Luck!

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RE: Hey people)

Photos of people with dark hair and dark backgrounds are difficult to see well in these types of photos. In addition to more light I suggest a slighty lighter background (not white).

Also fashions (and hairstyles) of European girls are QUITE different from those in the US.

I got in a lot of trouble when I made a comment to the manager of an online Russian marriage agency. I sent him a message and asked him why all the girls seemed to dress like hookers. I later realized they were merely being fashionable and trying to look nice in the photos.

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RE: Hey people)

that's because american girls usually have faces as fat as a fullmoon

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The Umbrella:))

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an

18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about

that?"


The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an

elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he

was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead

of his gun.


When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the

stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell

dead. What do you think of that?"


The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."


The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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RE: The Umbrella:))

very funny (and true ) lol
wb alex

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RE: The Umbrella:))

lol poor man.

I'm looking forward to seeing my pregnant gf again as we have been apart for over a year.

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RE: The Umbrella:))

think you missed the joke "me" :P

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Yes you are right hmmmm lol

No "me" she is still pregnant and not an elephant (although she does never forget when I have done something wrong).

My best friend has been looking after her while I have been away these last 14 months even staying over at our place some nights just to make sure she is ok.

Now that's real friendship.

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RE: The Umbrella:))

uummm, can I be your friend? I'll look after your girl while you are away :D

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RE: The Umbrella:))

Very good Alex

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RE: The Umbrella:))

Gala you can share my umbrella anytime ;)

Oh by the way your part of the umbrella has a big hole in it :P

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RE: The Umbrella:))

friend you been getting intimate with umbrellas now?can i have a lend after you have finished please?

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RE: The Umbrella:))

Well as I don't do hot kisses or romantic nights it is just as well you don't miss me :P

I believe Stratford-upon-Avon is very nice though :D

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