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MEN VS WOMAN at ATM's

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash
without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their account s."

"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to all ow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary; with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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RE: Check your Dirty IQ!

Kate you ask too many questions

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RE: Check your Dirty IQ!

Who dares to check my freeda's Dirty IQ! at her vid???

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RE: Check your Dirty IQ!

It is a good think I am not the jealous kind of guy. ;-)

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if mondo is Ray does that mean he is Raymondo666? :--))

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You such observant ,tisme.....lol ,kisses

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can i observe you fluffy? :--))

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we can observe her together buddy ;))

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i need supervision or at least x-ray eyes :--))

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to find my way out of this black hole,of course!!! :--))

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RE: Answer

he meant out of this never ending thread :P

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i think

cool post :--))

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RE: Answer

no fluffy cc is the rainbow at the end of the tunnel :--))

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RE: Check your Dirty IQ!

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? The dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? No clue

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? An elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? Birthday candles?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? The paper boy?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? Gloves?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? No clue

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I? No clue

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RE: Check your Dirty IQ!

is number 4 chewing gum??

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RE: Check your Dirty IQ!

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? bubble gum

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? nose

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? mail man

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? gloves

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? wrecking ball

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I? can of shaving cream

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my baby

anyone know what happened with Luxurybaby?
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RE: my baby

you mean the one that was here a while a go?

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RE: my baby

girl at pictures

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RE: my baby

was here a few days ago.... maybe she is just on a short holiday... time off for studies, exams... that kind of thing :)

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RE: my baby

unaceptable! These woman need to be here 24 hours a day. Any hint of a social life and I fly off into a jelous rage.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

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RE: my baby

LMAO

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Where did the prettytess post go?

She posted she was new here also... I went to welcome her and her post vanished! Someone complain that she said hello???
Well welcome prettytess to the interesting world of cc :))
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RE: Where did the prettytess post go?

Yes it has disappeared. Strange Strange Strange.

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RE: Where did the prettytess post go?

someone was jealous of her already and had it deleted :P

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RE: Im new here:)

Hello and welcome to cc.

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RE: Im new here:)

Welcome to the interesting world of cc :) Hope that you will have a lot of fun... and make a lot of money :))

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RE: Im new here:)

Best of luck and enjoy it on the cc merry-go-round

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RE: Im new here:)

welcome to cc and I hope you have lot's of fun

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RE: Im new here:)

Beautiful smile, great body. (Heavy Breathing)

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RE: Valantine`s Day is comming

i have a martisor for you

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RE: Valantine`s Day is comming

a bubble bath for two? :) could be like a valentine present for you too :P

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RE: Valantine`s Day is comming

guess it really depends on your bf
picnic is always nice... even if it is an indoor one :) soft music, candles... blah blah blah :))
massage??
or a simple dinner for two?

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Dinner for 2, Chinese style

The suggestion of a simple romantic dinner reminds me of a joke:

A chinese couple own a restaurant. They are open 7 days a week and rarely take a day off. So, they decide to take a day off , enjoy dinner out and an evening relaxing and love making. They have a wonderful dinner and return home. They go to the bedroom, light some candles and turn on some soft music. As they enjoy their mutual embrace, the wife whispers in her husband's ear, "Honey, what would you like?" He replies, "I would like a 69." Alarmed, she pulls away from him and exclaims, "Why do you want beef & brocolli now?!!"

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RE: Valantine`s Day is comming

How about a romantic dinner followed with a nice walk and some colonge?

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RE: Valantine`s Day is comming

i am sorry to hear you dont have a love :(( i will give you friendly hugs and kisses for your valentines

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A blond joke

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward
the swamps, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the
creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper
stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out .

"SHIT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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RE: A blond joke

A good one Gregore!

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Amish Joke

An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her.

" I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. " I just wanted to warn
you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could
be dangerous."


" I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. " I shall have my husband repair
it as soon as I return home."


" Also," said the officer, " I noticed one of your reins to your horse is
wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty
to animals, so you should have your husband check that too."


" Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get
home."


True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband
about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it
immediately.


" Also," said the Amish woman, " The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."
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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

its all cool with me.i think it's just a minority of members who are not happy unless they are complaining about something or someone.

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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

Its fine for me. Just know when I see a host with that message I move on. As justified as it is it sends a signal to me that the host is interested in one thing. Money.

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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

or study,or sleep,or not you! LMAO

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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

I think this is ok..

But textchat fist so we know you are intressting are sometimes a good start, and then video-chat for a houer of so.

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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

Of course it would be nice if all chathosts would chat a bit for free and not use the message at all; I don't disagree with that. What I find ridiculous is the indignation of members who don't like it. If a chathost chooses to use it, IMO it's silly to get upset about it. Only a small percentage of hosts are using it at any one time, so there is no need for the stamping of feet like a child. All a member has to do is leave that chathost and go to another.

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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

Tech... they act like children. There are SO many hosts here... if it is a problem for them... then they need to just head off to someone else. Why have a tantrum about it.... thought you had to be of age to get in here

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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

PLEASE MAKE THIS SUBJECT STOP!!!
IT IS SOOOOO STUPID!!! YES SOME HOST DO IT, SOME MEMBERS HATE IT.... BIG DEAL!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS HERE... YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ONE, OR WITH THIS MESSAGE.... JUST MOVE ON!!!!

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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

Beat me some more!!

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RE: to viewers(about I AM AVAILABLE FOR VIDEO CHAT ONLY)

get my whip... brb :P

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RE: Happy Birthday Pats!!!

Happyyyy Birthday Pats!!!! Smileeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Happy Birthday Pats!!!

Keep up the gooood work Pats !!! ;)

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RE: Happy Birthday Pats!!!

don't listen to them pats,they r just some jealous guys! nice girls of cc send you their thoughts!

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RE: Happy Birthday Pats!!!

the ones who really know him dont :P

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RE: Happy Birthday Pats!!!

It seems even more replies have disappeared.

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RE: Happy Birthday Pats!!!

just keep sending them money

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RE: guess.....

pee standing up?

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RE: guess.....

hmmm i may have misunderstood it but if they were dancing together,lead.

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RE: guess.....

men can answer questions,, women it seems takes several days

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RE: guess.....

you daisy... you are a real hottie :)

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U.S. 2 - Mexico 0

Mmmm guacamole.
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RE: U.S. 2 - Mexico 0

YAWN

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RE: U.S. 2 - Mexico 0

Is that the answer to the question,
"What is the number of people wanting to live in Mexico?"

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RE: U.S. 2 - Mexico 0

Bobbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bobbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bobbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Conveyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

US&A .........US&A.............US&A

uRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

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RE: U.S. 2 - Mexico 0

soccer is cool--i got to watch some kids playing that game once-

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RE: U.S. 2 - Mexico 0

Its called FOOTBALL ! But the way you play it, we can call that soccer

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Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

But when Brazil, Argentina, Sweden, England, Italy and Spain plays its realy intressting..

But what have this with cam-contacts to do?

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between Usa and Mexico is boring

cant we call this FOOTBALL - .... thats what it is .!!!

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RE: between Usa and Mexico is boring

Thats correct..
But the yenkees call it soccer.

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RE: between Usa and Mexico is boring

because they call the game they play 99% of the time with their hands football silly :P

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RE: Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

Yeah, watching Brazil play is awesome. Watching anyone else though is just kinda boring.
They should add shift changes like in hockey to keep the play fresh and fast. And add enforcers like in hockey too so that when some player gives another a cheap shot he'll know that he's likely to get pummeled for it. Wouldda been cool to see that Mexican goalie get his face punched - the prick.

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RE: Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

See Brazil - Italy in footboll / soccer or Russia - Canada in hockey?

I saw its a drem (bouth of them)..

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RE: Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

any time US tries to play soccer it is boring :P Go Romania :))

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RE: Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

Remeber when Sweden beat them in the Quarter-final in world championship 94 (what a great game)..

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RE: Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

Just wait, I'm gonna do to USA scoccer what the USFL is to the NFL.
BTW, There are more mexicians in LA than natives.

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RE: Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

us soccer is boring coz in US the best athletes play football or basketball coz there is more money in it.

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RE: Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

Guess how much I'm getting paid to play in the US?

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RE: Soccer between Usa and Mexico is boring

not as much the stars as the basketball,NFL or major league baseballers.

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Can a person really be "too nice" or "too caring"?

I have been told a few times, mainly from my female friends, that I am too nice and too caring when it comes to women/dating etc...

It got me wondering a while back but I'd like to hear the thoughts and opinions of people in cc ;)

Can a person really be "too nice" or "too caring"? Discuss.
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RE: Can a person really be

Are you male or female?
To me, an overly nice or caring guy does better as the friend of a girl and not as a boyfriend.
Nice guys finish last in the romance department.

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RE: Can a person really be

Nice guys finish last until the girl is so used and abused by the "bad boys" that she is merely a shell and not good for much

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RE: Can a person really be

You haven't heard it before? It's an old question, and the answer has always been "yes."

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RE: Can a person really be

Yes you can. I have been like this every time i have been dating to . Specially Russia women , they use you for it , fool and lies you because you are to nice and caring. Been that for me 3 times laste years . So learn from Russia men be not so caring, be ruff and you maybe get what you hope you was going to get . Offcourse what i say here is wrong way to be , but seems like the women likes it. This is women offcourse that not understand what the real love is about , Close you pocket, dont pay a cent for love . Be youself , be kind, caring and if she really loves you then she marry you . if not then its her loos, not your.

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RE: Can a person really be

More often then not people here will tell you what you want to hear.

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RE: Can a person really be

Typical a russia women answer . Are he kind and caring , lie and scam him , No a caring person is not a door mat . All people have heart and soul , we are who we are , a caring person can also be wery strong.

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RE: Can a person really be

But if you are to nice… then people will just use you and walk over you like a doormat. You need to find a good balance in life.
I did like your post though… sounds like you have a good soul :)

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RE: Can a person really be

You'd prefer to be with a guy who acts like a CHEF !

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RE: Can a person really be

would that guy not make good food at least??? :)

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RE: Can a person really be

Maybe they are saying that you let woman walk over you? Take advantage of your good nature? That is one way that you can be too nice/caring for sure. No woman or man should be a door mat to another person.
I have found sometimes… you need to balance the nice with a little naughtier… I am not saying to turn into a pig… and it will depend on the individual you are with for sure.
Did your friends give you any examples? I would dismiss the guy ones right off the bat… just listen to your female friends… Guys can be pretty stupid when it comes to girls :P

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RE: Can a person really be

Yes.
Niceness in a guy translates to a big ol' boring load of yawns to the chickies.
Sure, dependability, predictability, and a heap o' unconditional/unwarranted caring seem only logically what any woman should be look for in a guy, but it ain't.
Honestly, if you met a woman who treated you in such a way, what would you think of her? That's right, you'd think she was creepy. And no one would blame you for feeling that way either.

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RE: Can a person really be

hmm--i have to agree with what sexy siren said--except change the guy to a woman--cool

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RE: Can a person really be

not me chrissy.i want a soft,feeling woman under me & a strong,dominant woman on top of me,preferably at the same time :--))

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RE: Can a person really be

Amen Crissy! Right on the money!

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RE: Can a person really be

Hey, chaser, it works both ways, right dude? Bottom line is no one respects someone who does not respect himself or herself.

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RE: Can a person really be

It goes nice,nicer,nicest.sorry i'm stuffed with caring.its like asking is chaser too cool.cool,cooler,coolest :--))

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RE: Can a person really be

think u should see this from a different angle . the problem isnt that ure too caring or too nice . the REAL PROBLEM IS THAT U ARE NOT enough passional , strong and determined qualities women love just as much as the others u have .
being passionate , strong etc doesnt make a man less caring or less nice. this is very important cause if u loose these qualities in favour of the other is bad.
what u need to do is to develop in ur being a harmony of qualities
if ure too caring /too nice than become too passionate and too strong also (attention i said also not only ) then u 'll become very girl's dream man.
good luck

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RE: Can a person really be

I to am too nice and overly caring...I cry when I see a butterfly die or see the sun set. If I see a homless person I take him home and bath him and make him a warm meal. If I see a stray dog or cat I make it my mission to find them a home. I wonder why women don't find me "manly"

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RE: Can a person really be

feck the girls Percy,think i'm in love with you!! :--))

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RE: Can a person really be

No..
I think it´s nice if a preformer is that (ok im that as paying coustemer too)..

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RE: Can a person really be

I think only stupig girls can find a man too nice or too caring. There are many girls who prefer the asshole, and later wonder why her bf treats them bad.

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RE: :-P

if you rub it often enough it's yours

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RE: :-P

My money is my money
Your money is my money
Our money is my money

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RE: :-P

know freeda was getting married to another girl!!!! WOW! you learn something new everyday about this cute girl :))

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RE: :-P

might be your money.... but it looks like we will be seeing you at your wedding with the crazy lady :P

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RE: huh?!

not a girl freeda :P i am the one you would not hug in your forum :P

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RE: huh?!

love the song--are there copyrights on it yet--cool

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RE: :-P

Very true, it is all yours!

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RE: :-P

Oh Mondo, I want a divorce! And I'm taking it ALL!

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RE: :-P

it is all Freeda's.... so you can have NOTHING! :P

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RE: chikory

Try spelling her name right and you might find her.......sheeesh

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RE: chikory

yeah.....sheezzz, the nerve of some people

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RE: chikory

names you used to have???

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RE: chikory

Sung to Music* by John Miles. *Music is the name of the song.

ChickoryBlue was my first love and she will be my last.
ChickoryBlue of the future and ChickoryBlue of the past
To live without ChickoryBlue would be impossible to do
Cos in my times of trouble ChickoryBlue pulls me through

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RE: chikory

right above you... look up... there she is... see her now??? :))

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RE: chikory

oh honey and they call me a blonde

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RE: chikory

i still think you are real hot Daisy... ever since i first saw you driving your jeep :))

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RE: i am so happy

back dear friend... hope you had a great time off... good to see you back :))

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RE: say good bye

Can I let go now?

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I remember

Ok i remember that..

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RE: 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

and so very true :)))

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RE: 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

freeda, my love, do you not blush when you read such things???

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RE: 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

Hey, Kate, you been talking to freeda???

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RE: 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

Make it one more...
61. Does that Come in Adult size?

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Q: What did the elephant say to the Naked Guy?

A: How do you breathe out of that thing?

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new video:)

I did new video playback! welcome!
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curious

Just wanted to say I was ashamed of this post when I read it today. 33 posts about Russia vs. Romania … sick enough about that…. But what really got me was the fact a host made a serious post about rape… and about 8 folks responded to that.
So 33 replies to a stupid ass post and 8 to a very serious one… how lovely!
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RE: curious

I hope the person who posted about being raped has someone to talk to where ever she is. I hope anyone reading her post is not cold enough not to care.

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RE: curious

you mean because this is a porn site no one cares about others? Hosts and members alike??

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RE: curious

ok...knew i liked the way you think... but was not sure on that one :P

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I hope the bullshit never chokes you

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I do not see any thing negative in this post “to ashamed”… I am sure your post below was not to attract pity and I know for sure that Marilou’s was not either. As for one, I choose to reply to her post but did send her an e-mail of support. I do hope her, you and anyone else who has had the same problem will find peace. I am sad to hear that you said you do not have a social life anymore. I know that it is a very difficult thing for some, but I hope one day you will find some peace in the world away from your computer. There really are a lot of people in this world who care about others, who have no desire to hurt anyone… it is a matter of separating them from the rest of the world.
You made some GREAT comments by the way. The one about friends taking care of friends… not leaving them in need… very good!
You are also right cc is a community, we have good and bad here just like the outside world. I do have a few people here that I call friend, that I worry about, that I care about… when I do not see them online or speak with them like normal… I worry about them. I have not met them in real life, but I think of them the same as I would my friend from down the street. I have always been careful with who I call friend. I can count them on one hand… my true dear friends.
I think that a few showed genuine concern for her… Anne, Wife, the OP, and a few others. Since this is a community like you said… I hope that the majority of us will help our friends here in need… comfort them, talk with them… what ever support they need. The ones who would choose to attach the person…. Well they should just be ashamed of themselves! Good luck to you all, keep safe, keep your eyes open and choose your friends wisely!

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RE: curious

well i didnt respond to her post because i thought it would be a waste of time for me to say..''no'' to a question as has a friend raped me. but because your curious, i read it this time and responded

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RE: BACK

welcome back night dance--missed you

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RE: BACK

Might checking in..

Whats the cost (private) a min?

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take a walk over to her room... you will find out there... and she is a great girl... so the price really should not matter :))

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a dork ....oh sorry... i know who you are... you are a troll ... that explains why you have to bring that crap up again! got it... mindless little troll

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Isn't "little troll" an oxymoron?

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little as in small and troll as in living under a bridge ugly creature... and yes i know most trolls are little... but this one is even smaller then normal.... must have been cut wrong when he was a wee little baby :P

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RE: BACK

was it doug then?

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RE: BACK

Doug? and where was anyone talking about him?

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Russians vs Uzbekistanis?

lol :-)
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No. Russians vs. Chechnyans!

Lol! You jest Dr. Kissinger. We here at CC were hoping you could bring your legendary diplomatic skills to settle the conflict in Chechnya. And while you're at it, you might ask Putin (and/or the Russian Mafia) how his government's investigation ( wink, wink) of Anna Politkovskya's murder is coming along.

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RE: No. Russians vs. Chechnyans!

Ok, I'll work on it once the murder by polonium poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko has been resloved.

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RE: No. Russians vs. Chechnyans!

cheddar or swiss?:p

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RE: No. Russians vs. Chechnyans!

Good, and from what I read, they may not be unrelated. Word is, Litvenenko was meeting with an Italian who is apparently an expert on the former KGB. The Italian supposedly had some information to give to Litivinenko re: Politkovskya's murder.

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RE: No. Russians vs. Chechnyans!

for"Word is"read gossip!!

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RE: No. Russians vs. Chechnyans!

Figjam,

Perhaps my use of the expression "word is.." led you to believe I read this in some tabloid (read Murdoch) rag. I did not. My sources are three: The New York Times, a radio broadcast on National Public Radio (NPR) and the French daily, Le Monde. Does that make it demonstrably true? Of course not! But cynical and skeptical though I am, I would not characterize these reports as mere gossip. What is not in dispute is the fact that Litvinenko was having dinner in a sushi restaurant in London with the Italian---who was identified in the reports---who is an acknowledged authority on the KGB. It was further reported that Litvinenko is a former member of the KGB and a published author of a book that was critical of the Russian government's handling of some matter (I seem to recall it was some real estate deal) in the recent past and that he was currently investigating Politkovskaya's murder with view to publishing a piece about same. His interest in the matter hardly seems surprising given that his fellow Russian was also critical of the Putin government (in her case, about the war in Chechnya) and was murdered.

I grant there is a great deal of conjecture at work here and the comments made by the victims' friends, colleagues and other knowledgeable observers have not resulted in the arrest of the party or parties responsible for these crimes. However, these matters have been responsibly reported on by credible news agencies throughout the world, including the press in Russia, most notably Politkovskaya’s newspaper, Novaya Gazetta. Therefore, weighing your smug dismissal of the reports as mere gossip, against the reports of the press from around the world, I trust you will not take offense if I prefer their opinion to your own.

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Dear Employees

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training.
1. Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?

2. Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter
2. Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch

3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
3. Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?

4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
4. Instead Of: F*** off a*se-wipe

5. Try Saying: Really?
5. Instead Of: Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole

6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
6. Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.

7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project
7. Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem, mate

8. Try Saying: That's interesting.
8. Instead Of: What the f***?

9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
9. Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate

10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
10. Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?

11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
11. Instead Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.

12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
12. Instead Of: Oi, f*** face.

13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
13. Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
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RE: Dear Employees

Thanks DM I tried them once at work, my boss wanted to know if I was all right,it was sooo much not like me

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RE: Dear Employees

Oii!!, F*** face........ lmao!!!!

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malishka1986 have a new name

hi all friends
i am back again with a new screenname : lovejekpot
i hope to c u soon
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RE: malishka1986 have a new name

Wow. I never saw you, but you look damm great in the pics. Nice girl!

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RE: malishka1986 have a new name

C U Next Tuesday

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