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How fascinating..

http://www.theregister.com/2007/01/13/the_odd_body_gigantomastia/

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Happy Old-New Year everybody! Good luck and all the best!

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You know you're addicted to CC when...

You spend more time checking your CC mail, than your gmail/hotmail/yahoo account.

You spend more monthly on CC than you spend on food in that same month.

You've learnt russian, romanian, portuguese, etc. in here.

You know exactly where Ivanovo, Pinay, Iasi, and Yekaterinburg are.

p.s. This is both for members and hosts, so post yours :D

does these girls work in same studio?

why starblondy changed her names?

I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true, a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy Don, how he met his fate you can save, but for him it's too late. Dan was big, burly and strong, his pipes were gigantic, and so was his hands. One night at the bar a girl caught his eye, stacked to the hilt spicy Don soon noticed a bulge in his kilt, the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself, this lady is all mine. As the night came he took off his shirt and lifted her skirt, then pulled out his unit and she stared and asked for love, he gave her a shove, and had baby Don nine months to-the-day. Now three packs a day, he'll smoke til he dies, Spicy Don, one hell of a guy

in your opinion:
1. Who do you think gives good blow jobs, russian women or asian womens.
2. Who fuck better, russians women or asian women
3. Who talks the most, russian women or asian women
4. Who do you think waste more time chatting in video than showing a show , russian women or asian women.
5. Who forgets your name quicker if you only have one video with them, russian women or asian women.

where is mezmeriseu

There's a difference between cyber on cc and real life. But today I noticed a girl at the grocery store who looks like a cc girl "type" and I realized that in real life she is so young I wouldn't imagine even chatting her up, much less getting into her bed. Whereas on cc I've got her face-down with her arms and legs tied to the bedposts and stuffing her rear-end. Isn't life interesting?

baby yuo are GREAT, you are THE BEST.i like hou you are.you r nice.i like how yuo talk to me.yuo aer my BABY.i want you very,very,very much. many times befoar u said to me only nice tings and i said nice tings to you.please come to chat of your baby blue eye blond.i love you my bela70 plaease cum 2 me bb.

We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

WHAT KIND OF MAN MAKES THE BEST LOVER?
Unfortunately, many men who seem attractive on the surface are actually strongly homosexual, often without even knowing it. Men with lean waists, over developed chests, arms and clean skin are actually unconsciously obsessed bymale bodies. You should stay far away from men who are athletes or rock stars, and men who feel compelled to dress in fancy suits with clean shirts and polished shoes. These "men" often have a compulsion to spend money on sumptuous meals, taxicabs, and expensive trinkets to compensate for their affliction. Experienced, self-confident lovers, the kind you want, don't need to alter the natural contours of their bodies. They are content with slender arms,relaxed chests, and waists with a comfortable amount of flesh, which are useful during moments of intimacy (why do you think they call them "lovehandles"?)
One other tip: Married men can be depended on not to cause embarrassing rumors about you at home or school. Men on short business trips are discreet, grateful, and particularly driven by passion. Look for them!

HOW..."BIG"...SHOULD A MAN BE?
Don't by shy. It's an important question, and one surrounded by confusion. The average man's penis is 2 1/2 to 3 inches long. Men substantially larger than this must often undergo painful surgery to cure their condition. In thickness, the average man is somewhat larger than a ball-point pen.

HOW..."LONG"...SHOULD A MAN LAST?
Some men can prolong the sex act beyond the once-imponderable thirty-secondbarrier; intercourse with an experienced man can go for up to forty-five seconds.
Once in a long while, you'll find a man who can "last" as long as a minute. Whatever you do, don't let your girlfriends know you've landed one of these desirable "sixty second wonders."

HOW DO I KNOW IF I'M HAVING AN ORGASM?
The female orgasm is a sensation that's very hard to put into words, but most fulfilled, experienced women agrees that it "feels like something inside of you." When a man's penis is inside your vagina, or mouth or ass, thatis an orgasm. You'll find a really skilled lover applies the same techniquesto love as a gourmet does to a meal; he "leaves a little something on your plate." When, after ntercourse, you feel a vague sensation that there could
be "more to come," that "vaguely unsatisfied" feeling," then you can be sure you've experienced a sexually memorable adventure.

WHAT IS A MULTIPLE ORGASM?
There is no such thing.

WHAT ABOUT ORAL SEX?
This is one of the most significant differences between the sexes. If you look at pictures of a man and a woman, you'll see the a man's penis fits naturally into a woman's mouth. On the other hand, a man's mouth does not naturally fit into a woman's vagina. Thus, a woman orally stimulating a man is performing a natural act. But a man seeking to put his mouth on or near your vagina is committing an unnatural act (why do you think they call the vagina your "private parts"?)

WHAT IS AFTERPLAY?
Men have ways of expressing their satisfaction. His satisfied sigh, followedby a deep, consuming sleep, is a sure sign that he, and you are OK. Another example of male "afterplay" is his turning on a football or basketball game immediately after climax. Many women find a particularly satisfying postcoital experience in going into the kitchen and bringing a nice, cold beer for the man, along with a light snack, sandwich, potato chips and dip, to help her love put back depleted calories.

WHAT IS IMPOTENCE?
Impotence is what happens when a girl fails to stimulate her man properly. This can happen when her figure is not perfect, or when she tries to talk with him for too long before getting into bed with him. If this happens, you can help by turning on a sports event on TV or getting your man a sandwich. Anther really good "foreplay" technique is to invite a really good-looking girl friend over, and do whatever he asks, to him or to each other, while he watches.

HOW CAN I KEEP THE MYSTERY ALIVE?
One good way to keep things from becoming routine is to vary your dress. Garter belts, black mesh stocking, leather or rubber suits will all help get your man's attention. Also, don't keep playing "one on one." Invite your moreattractive and energetic girl friends over to take part. Another technique.and we think the best, is to use anonymous names. Have your lover call himself "Mr. Smith." Don't let him tell you where he lives, or his home telephonenumber. You'll find it lends an air of real "mystery" to the affair.

HOW CAN I MEET REAL MEN?
When looking for the ideal man, about twenty-five to fifty, married, on a business trip, with enough flab to assure you of his masculinity, go to a 'local' about 8:30 at night. Look around the bar, then, when you've found your man, unbutton the top three or four buttons on your blouse, wink at him, walk
over and whisper in his ear, "You're cute, can I buy you a drink?" This is areal conversation ice breaker and things will naturally progress from here.

SOME OTHER IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:
"If I get pregnant, how do I know who the father is?"
There is absolutely no way to tell.

"What's the best way to keep my teeth and skin looking healthy and shiny?"
One of the best and most frequently neglected substances is semen. The more
you can somehow get on your teeth and skin, the better you'll look.

"What are some "loving nicknames" we can use?"
You should always call him, "Mr. Smith." You can also call him, "King Kong,""Master," or "stud." Men often call their favorite lovers, "Hey you" or "Uh,Miss?"

"Where should a man take me?"
Because so many homosexual men like to take their "dates" out for fancy meals, look for the man who will send you out to KFC or McDonalds for a snack. That means his mind is not on food, so you know what he's thinking about.

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déjà vu

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Facts of life:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Any guys in here have faked orgasms?
I have, more than a few times...
Why? Well, i think it's for the same reason that a girl does... To get things over with, or to make her feel happy after she's already done... Sometimes it takes me a while to reach an orgasm and they just have that "Hurry up!" face, which is very uncomfortable!
But for some reason i feel guilty after faking it :((((
Any thoughts? Have you girls ever noticed a guy faking an orgasm? Any tips on faking orgasms? :D

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