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I am leaving

I'm not really but it seems to be fashionable at the moment lol
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RE: I am leaving

Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Well, not for real, but as it's nice to say that..

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RE: I am leaving

when should I book my leaving? ;) :D

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to Anonymous 77%

don't book your leaving,leave your booking :-)))

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RE: I am leaving

wow everyone is leaving:((
1st it was johnzhon and now Max
oh welcum bak Ma ;)

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RE: I am leaving

Happy news for who? :P:P:P

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to anon

happy news for those of us who enjoy her comments,humor,wit,wisdom et al & those lucky enough to count her as a friend on this site.

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RE: to anon

it's obviouis by now that NOT all would agree with you tis. but hell, posting will obviously continue when it involves such a controversial host. did u ever hear the old saying "there are two sides to every story?" and sometimes even more than two. did u ever consider the fact that "member" has his side of a story also. eventually the truth will surface about this host, even though it may not be in this thread.

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RE: I am leaving

For some ppl this is happy news.For other "happy news".For some this is indifferent news.

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RE: I am leaving

god gort, i had hoped you would be the next to leave :P

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to not a fan

why do you lot continue with your puerile juvenile tasteless & classless insults?

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RE: to not a fan

and why are you so idiot?

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to member

the depths of your tirade has left me emotionally scarred for..oh about 1 second.the more you post the more people know you are a self absorbed little non-decript with only juvenile insults to use. why don't you try being constructive not destructive because its also destroying you

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to tisme

That's why I gave up. His / her replies were no fun :( Just the same insults over and over again.

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RE: to tisme

I needed to repeat, because you were so weak headed, but finally you have studied the lesson. Care about...

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RE: to tisme

lol You had to post the same rubbish yet again just to prove my point.

As for you saying I can never win against you I did that with my very first post and the reason I gave up was because of your inane posts like the reply above.

Look please if your going to reply to this at least have something new and sensible to say rather than your puerile and unimaginative insults.

So far you have not made one attempt to say anything constructive in any of your replies.

Anyway time for bed - I should sleep well tonight as I am already comatose from reading all your replies member.

Tell you what to save you time I will construct your reply for you below and you can just cut and paste it.

You are an idiot. You are empty headed. You are an old fart.

Don't say I'm not good to you member.

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RE: to tisme

Bye bye old bas*ard. (Just for develop your poor english knowledge.)

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RE: to member

how does someone get scarred on an adult internet chatsite.........LOL..........oh sure, it's likes everybody knows each other in person; we're all here together sipping tea and actually, verbally chatting with one another Face to Face!!! come on get real, this is fantasy site tisme, and nothing else...Period......

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RE: to member

I think you'll find it was tongue in cheek.

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to to tis

wow!now you have me astounded.its not an act.you really can read words but not comprehend sentences.

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To Gortenz

Now that really is upsetting. What have we got to do before you go Vera???

Just kidding. ;-)

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RE: I am leaving

Of course you will not leave this site as long as you can cheat members. You are not so stupid.

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to member

stating as fact that she"cheats members"is a very general & tenuous statement.if she was"cheating members"cc would take action..

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RE: to member

i cant say she cheats myself. I just dont like her. :P

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to not a fan

ahhh good to see you have reasons for your comments."she has not cheated me.i just don't like her" so you say you have no knowledge of her cheating,just a personal dislike. so you spread unfounded things about her because of your dislike for her.sad!!

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RE: to not a fan

You are more idiot, than i thought, but no wonder, only idiots follow her. When i say she is a cheater, it means she is a cheater. Not your business what did she do with several members. Go and look after your problems. And of course i reported her (like many others) and CC refunded us. I dont care if she got penalty points or not, but if she will continue behaving this way CC will ban her for sure and telling the truth, i will not cry.

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RE: to not a fan

Of course Miss Cheater. I have already spent on more honest hosts.

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RE: to not a fan

Yes, God is far away from you Miss you know who.

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RE: to not a fan

jesus christ will you just let it go and give the poor girl a little peace?or are you not man enough to let it go?and have the balls to say who you are so gort at least knows who is badmouthing her.and if all you can come up with for insults is "idiot",then surely you must be one.i'm so sick of you giving gort a hrd time.let it go and move on already.be a man,suck it up,move on.if you even are a man that is.find something better to do with your time and leave the poor girl alone.enough said!

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RE: to not a fan

I'm 100% with paco on this. If you are gonna badmouth someone have the charachter to say who you are so she can reply in kind

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RE: to not a fan

She is never kind. You just think she is, but she is a sly girl. Wake up guys.

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RE: to not a fan

wow it's amazing how many come to the aid of a chathost just because she's a woman. what if the chathost in question was a male? yea, thought so, you all had to at least think a little on that one. lol. Ah, the power of the female!

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RE: to not a fan

I didn't have to think about that at all anonymous. It would be the same. Don't judge everyone by your own standards.

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RE: to not a fan

Ok fair enough, lets forget all about the male to female chathost comparison analogy.............as long as a female is posting in here, whether she be right or wrong, it's only normal human behavior that "most males" will come to her aid anyway. As i said most will, simply because it's in the male's inherent psychology to come to the aid of "the damsel in distress theory." Foregone conclusion as this is a "westernized way of life."

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to member

"...telling the truth i will not cry"everyone of your posts is verbal tears. a cry for acceptance,tears of self pity.you are a very very strange person who instead of wasting so much energy trying to rewrite history should be spending his time trying to get better

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RE: to member

And you are just the same empty, argumentative nobody, like your gf is.

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RE: to member

do u know every anonymous who posts as an anonymous tis me? of course you don't. but you seem to know an awfully lot about just about everything, or so it would seem.........LOL...........it's certainly no secret how much you like gortensia; so when is the engagement?

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to to tis

"...when is the engagement."you sound like a 7 year old in the schoolyard. grow up!! i don't profess or proclaim to know everything about anything.for all i know there could be 1 or 10 different anonymous's but that is irrelevant.i am replying to a post not a poster so if its the same or a different poster does not change anything.you may think in your deluded mind that i think i'm replying to the same anonymous but thats not my problem.as they say"you can't educate idiots"

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RE: Reality

whats a matter tisme, can't stand a little sacrcasm?...lol.....hey, it goes with the territory! The truth of the matter is: You support gortensia no matter what, you always have, and you always will. it makes no difference what she says, and that is the Bottom Line!

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to reality

you have the point in front of you,but you don't comprehend it. i am NOT defending what gorty says,i'm defending her right to say it. "i may not agree with what you say but i will defend your right to say it" in regards to your attempt at sarcasm i found it neither bitter or wounding just more of your childish pre-pubescent superficial comments that is your imprimatuer.

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RE: about reality

again your play on words is deafening. oh the comprehension was the easy part. Your self righteousness and your need for recognition, not to mention your popularity plus immaturity, is just absolutely incredible! and you call me and other's "a child!" surly there is a mirror close by, and all you need do is to look at it, to see that 7 yr old. as for the childish comments, your always the one to start with that, so get your facts straight for once! i for one don't believe you, i think you would defend this chathost regardless of whatever she said or did; just as I don't believe you would stand up for me, or the "member" in question here. Let me congratulate you on your ability to turn ice into water, and turn night into day, on the spin of a whim. I use to know an excellent spinmeister who wrote just like you do. He turned out to be an excellent ambulance chaser. The 'bottom line' remains the same.

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to to the tis

wow!you do read but don't understand.i said i was not defending what she said(passing no judgement)but her right to say it.so of course i will defend her no matter what she says because whether i agree or disagree makes her opinion no less valid. this is not about a wrong or right opinion but about an attempt at bullying.the bottom line is that is what all these posts to her are.bullies trying to intimidate.

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RE: TISME

TROLL ALERT, TROLL ALERT! PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLL!

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RE: to not a fan

Old farts ran away and asked their mum delete that thread. You are a big joke.

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RE: to not a fan

ive heard many complaints about this particular chathost. this is not the first post about her, nor will it be the last, one can be sure of that. and one might continue to ask, why is this? the chathost in question is the only one who truely knows that answer!

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RE: to not a fan

I don't suppose it has occured to you anonymous that she may just not like you. I have never been in her chatroom but have read many of her posts on here and can't say i have ever seen anything that made me think bad about her. I am sure the old saying "one mans meat is another mans poison" could be applied here. The only problem I have with your posts is that you remain anonymous so even if she did do you wrong the poor girl has no idea who you are or what if anything she did. Don't put general disparaging comments about her here. Try and sort out your differences with her. What you are doing is purile and nonsensical

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RE: to not a fan

in defense of this member, the member has already taken up the issue with CC, and the issue has been resolved at least for the moment. Publicly posting his chatname will not do any good, as most here are going to take the side of gortensia anyway, due to her popularity on this site with just what you have alluded to; her posts in the forum, her behavior in community chat, etc. she can be a very likable person in those area's of course. Her behavior in private, inside her own chatroom is an entirely different matter. Personally I think it should remain private, hence the posting of anonymous names. Since the member who "has a beef with her" has made it public, at least to some extent, such as in this thread, then that is his own business and prerogative. If he wants to come forward and post his story, thats up to him. as it is no different if gortensia were to come forward and post her story. there should be "equal justice for all" so to speak." CC will always have the final say, and if they do delete certain posts, then they deem it in this site's better interest. In reiteration, getting back to your "general disparaging comments," as nonsensical as they may appear to you, or to anyone else for that matter, both parties may continue to act in this way, if they so prefer. I am in agreement with you that both the "member" and "gortensia" try to sort their differences out together. Unfortunately, sometimes life isn't always that easy.........

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RE: to not a fan

You talk a lot of sense there but i still feel this does neither parties any good in a forum like this.

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RE: to not a fan

ok, this makes how many complains against this hostess?
you've devoted how much space to her again???

give it a rest. after a while, we know the troublesome, and
problematic hosts. we know after a while with the amount
of wordage they overwhelm us with.

if you've a prblem with them, let CC know.
after a while, with all the emails to them, they'll decide
one of two things: they'll take the host aside, and give
them the warning. if the host keeps doing this, then CC
should let them go. good riddance.

or, they'll just keep an eye on things, and make sure
it doesnt get out of hand.

certain hosts have a tendency to get heated over
certain little things. its a character flaw in how they think.
denial is another word as well.

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this thread

We go from a simple comment about someone leaving, to
what this thread is now. HOW did it hijacked/sidetracked into
what it has become now???

Take your medicine you guys, chill pills, whatever.

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RE: Diving Into Vid

OK, read the profile, checked out the pics (VERY nice), seen the price, AND?????????????

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RE: Diving Into Vid

and avoid her.

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RE: Diving Into Vid

Yeah, but can you get your legs behind your head ??? :D

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Thanks, hun, maube we can have a mutual toe-sucking. I can't suck mine either. Then again, haven't seen mine for a few years :D

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RE: Diving Into Vid

That wasn't Google. It was Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
Plagiarism. Much better than toe sucking. :D

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RE: Diving Into Vid

what.....................?

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RE: Diving Into Vid

i do i pay whats ur prob

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A Banana

please, someone tell me that it is just my imagination that she is back posting again!?! I thought we had seen the last of this creepy chick!
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RE: A Banana

I think sumone is suffering from a bit of a potassium deficiency.

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RE: A Banana

"she"? " creepy chick" ? What the.. ?

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RE: A Banana

lol :)

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RE: A Banana

That she is a he.

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RE: A Banana

Oh, ok, thank you for claryfying, thought I was turning bi :D

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RE: A Banana

You taking the piss Psy :(

Oh by the way did you read my posting of last week and did you have sex with your hubby (I hate that word grrrrrrrr) all weekend as I suggested ?

Sleep with me Psy and you won't turn bi but you will turn lesbian as I put every girl I sleep with off of men for life :(

Anyway have a nice weekend and when your out tomorrow if you see an ugly smelly old tramp who is swearing at you and looking at you so creepily that it sends a shiver up your spine just give him a smile and a wave because you never know it may be me :)

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RE: A Banana

Dang, didn't see the post in time.. oh well, guess several times a night should be enough ?

I generally don't go out, as people make funny faces when I cross them, and it's not my hair.. don't know.. But I'll keep that in mind when crossing some hot guys :D

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RE: A Banana

that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me Psy ... I am very pleased to know that if I were a chick, I could turn you bi :)

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RE: A Banana

I've been told I would look quite good as a chick ... I have a pretty decent rack supposedly ... which makes me wonder whether I should cut back on the deep-fried snickers and peanut butter sandwiches

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RE: A Banana

oops, my bad - dunno what made me think the banana was a she. I'm sure I read it somewhere in the forums and as we all know things written here in the forums and ALWAYS true! lol But either way, the fucker is back!

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Shave The Beard:-))

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.

"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I like all of these and dont forget the see through lingeries:PP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

The see-thru are no fun :P you should be able to imagine more than the eyes can see :D

What turns me on? It's more like a matter of speech, but I love white lingerie, on tanned skin, it looks absolutely delicious, perfect!
Not a big fan of colours, so black and white are the best :)

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I am lazy to imagine more...do you have any see through lingerie Psy?:PP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Oh yes :D
But I won't show you, of course, I'm a good girl :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

just look at vanillagirl9 . now thats sexy

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

naked naked naked

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I like good girls ... would you show me Psy??

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

For light skinned girls, basic black. For dark skinned girls, white.

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I prefer eating bananas rather than showing them something.. anything :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

eating bananas ... now THAT'S what I call a good girl!!

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Good girls are no fun :(

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

That's not what hubby is saying :D

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

What good girls can show me then Psy?:PP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

number 77 should say it all :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Hahaha...wondering when will we reach that number:PPPP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

77??? huh? what? :D :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Shush it's not that kind of 77, otherwise things would be too easy for Alex :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Ahhh, yes life is hard:-))

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Better hard than soft :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Hmmmm, i love when you are naughty Psy:PPPP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

And you don't know half of what I can do >:)

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

Please whisper in to my ears:PPPP

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

I woke up when I heard 77 ;)
I was dreaming of womens lingerie :)
Imagine! ;) :P

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RE: What color of lingerie does really turn you on?

blue, black, red

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Paris Hilton, Part 2

A couple of weeks ago, there was a thread titled "Paris Hilton's stupity shows again," arguing that Ms. Hilton is an idiot for not know who Tony Blair is. Well, she is not alone: according to a poll of 1,213 people across the United States, only half know who he is.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/8/14/180502.shtml?s=ic
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"I love the idea of a school in which people come to get educated and stay in the state in which they're educated." -- George W. Bush

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RE: Paris Hilton, Part 2

I found that very hard to believe.

Not that half didn't know but that half did :D

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RE: Paris Hilton, Part 2

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2929773288922236708

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RE: Paris Hilton, Part 2

Master: had to test that at work. I asked 18 of my drivers if they knew who Tony Blair from GB was, only 2 answer correctly...
DAMN, I need better help!

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RE: Virus

Only thing i got from here was chlamydia

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Cant see her profile lol

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RE: Virus

Are u talking about me? :P...actually im harmless :))

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to Trojan

And who to kill u?:O

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oops How* to kill u?

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RE: Virus

I use a Mac, not a PC. I have never run across a virus.

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RE: Virus

LIke MasterTech I use a Mac...viruses don't affect us often :-))

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RE: Virus

speaking of Macs, I have a big one every day and I hardly ever catch a virus ..:-))

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RE: Virus

speaking of macs,weren't you sitting up the back of the movie theatre dressed only in a mac?as that song goes"munchy munchy twisties you open up your fly,john wayne pulls his gun out & you wish he'd some to spare...."

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RE: Virus

Computer viruses are a myth... It's all fear tactics and a huge scam perpetrated by the anti-virus software companies to get impressionable little old ladies to shell out money to buy the latest, and "safest" protection available.
Don't buy into the hype, people... dump your anti-virus programs, reclaim the precious resources they consume, and surf the net by the seat of your pants. Give the finger to the fear... It's liberating.

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RE: Virus

Try to avoid pornsites..., then you'll get less viruses:PPPP

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Mowing the Lawn and Drinking a Beer

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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Ha Ha Ha......I'll drink to that!!!

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RE: Mowing the Lawn and Drinking a Beer

Me too..., but the only difference is, that i need compensate liquid, what i have lost, while i was cutting the grass:PPPP

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RE: Mowing the Lawn and Drinking a Beer

I like it! damn funny!!

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RE: New girls in town!:)

Thank u very much Galaxy!:)I'm sure I will have and give more fun and will enjoy of every minute which I'll spend here!:))

Have fun of all!

XXX

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RE: New girls in town!:)

Welcome here:-))

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Freudian Joke

Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. The first to unscrew the bulb, and the second to hold my penis....er, I mean hold the chair.

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Freud was a real perv....if he could know for what mankind using the internet the most...:PP

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RE: for members

That's the sweetest thing I ever heard on a porn site..............

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RE: for members

i always say thanks before bye

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RE: for members

Maybe cause members dont want their sticky fingers all over the keyboard.

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RE: for members

Very rude guys to "cum and go" i know what it feels like to be spent, it's 2 am and u gotta get up for work in 4 hours but just spend 5 more minutes with your host and be sure to say thanks. the girls appreciate it and you'll be remembered more fondly the next time you sign on.

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RE: for members

in that case..................................

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RE: for members

say bye?
geez, i call her a cab AND let her use my umbrella while she stands outside waiting for it to arrive .

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RE: for members

I don't always say good bye...however, I ALWAYS wave good by to the sweet girl...I just don't usually wave with my hand...
Chuck Out....

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RE: for members

Not unless the guest is an ignorant slob. Some of these girls put on a show that makes a 'Thankyou' worth every five seconds of typing time. The girls who couldn't give a toss (pun intended) don't deserve the time of day, let alone a thankyou.
If I have seen a good show I don't cum and go. I will have a chat as well afterwards, when I get my breath back.

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I have members who after thair cumming go to the bathroom in my open session and come back to talk for a hour or so but i'm on a very low price so we are respecting each other a lot :)!

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Viagra Secrets

My gf takes it when she has PMS and she swears by it to make her feel good again; she also gets horny as hell as a side benefit...............
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Well she takes it orally after I take one first ....................

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Best Viagra is the eye drops. It does nothing for your dick but makes you look hard :)))

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well done Max, where do I buy it haha

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apparently they are also giving Viagra to the old men in hospitals now...It has nothing to do with the sexual performance it just stops them rolling out of the bed :))

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Now! Now! no more questions like that or you'll get a stiff talking to. Ok i'm off for a stiff drink too :DD

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Thankfully so far i never needed viagra...:P
i got your drink but you didn't show up so i drank it for you ..cheers. Maybe now i'll need the Viagra...better not swallow it too slowly i might get a stiff neck

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JonBenet Ramsey

After 10 years they have the killer of little JonBenet Ramsey. What hell it was for the parents who were always suspects. Glad there was an answer finally.
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Yes it shows you how the police and district attorney who were under tremendous pressure to charge someone went after the parents who were as model a citizen as you could get. Think of what they do to the poor people in the USA and how many are in prison who did not do what they said.

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dont count your eggs yet, somethign sounds very fishy about the "confession"..including his ex wife saying he was in alabama at the time of the murder.

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If he is guilty I do agree, "FRY HIM"

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RE: JonBenet Ramsey

Anyone else think all the media coverage is a little outta wack, a little creepy and morbid, maybe?
Since yesterday, I turn on the news and it's nearly the only story I hear being spoken of.

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RE: JonBenet Ramsey

follow the money...................they stir shit up to sell stuff........................

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RE: JonBenet Ramsey

yes, it is but thats the press for you.

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amazing how one is convicted before all the facts are in...
the guys exwife stated the couple were in Alabama at the time of the murder.
dont get me wrong, from what i heard the guy was in bangkok because he fled the usa on childrape charges, so hang the scumbag anyways. but do not close the ramsey case just yet.

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RE: JonBenet Ramsey

yeah, i agree there are a lot of holes in this case. But he has confessed to killing her. Why is he doing that if he is not guilty? Mind you i dont know the whole story.

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RE: JonBenet Ramsey

The parents are that innocent. What kind of freak dresses up a little girl like that in the first place? They are far from model citizens. There are certainly still lots of questions. I think its a long shot that that guy is guilty. I'd yell for extradiction to the US if facing life in a Thai prison too. I am guessing it's the only unsolved case he could think of. For starters, she wasn't drugged, so they say..and he says he drugged her.

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Safe:-))

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer. Is that bull safe?
Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!
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RE: how to gain a bit weight?

most forms of nuts tend to contain quite high amounts of fats - as well as protein (and various minerals) so they can be reasonably heatlhy if not eaten in ridiculous quantities

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RE: how to gain a bit weight?

I'd suggest a high protien diet and doing some weights. Ladies, if you want to appear curvy but not chubby, be sure to do some squats to build a nice firm butt and work on your pectorals (the chest muscles behind the boobs) and keep those abs flat and voila, a sexy but slender shape with enough muscle to make you more capable in lots of situations.

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RE: how to gain a bit weight?

Wieder Crash Weight Gain powder add milk strawberry chocolate flavour

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RE: how to gain a bit weight?

Dunno about diets to gain weight. Maybe you could just get married. My ex gained heaps almost overnight when we got married, lol.

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Looking for Fun

I just got out of prison and would like to share my good spirits with one of you hosts. I have been able to save a lot of money in my job in the dish cleaning section so we can really make up for lost time.
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RE: Looking for Fun

Only ten for assaulting my former gf

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RE: Looking for Fun

I am sure she was asking for it - do you do other housework, or just dishes??

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RE: Looking for Fun

LOL... you have missed your calling...thats funny

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RE: Looking for Fun

I'll do you sweety

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RE: Looking for Fun

I got her good with a spatula on the ass; she always loved a good spanking but not this hard

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RE: Looking for Fun

lol it is crazy

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RE: Looking for Fun

Now this is funny

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nursery rhyme

The Ants go marching

The ants go marching one by one.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one;
The little one stops to suck his thumb,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching two by two.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching two by two.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching two by two;
The little one stops to tie his shoe,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching three by three.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching three by three.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching three by three;
The little one stops to ride a bee,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching four by four.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching four by four.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching four by four;
The little one stops to ask for more,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching five by five.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching five by five.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching five by five;
The little one stops to jump and dive,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching six by six.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching six by six.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching six by six;
The little one stops to pick up sticks,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching seven by seven.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching seven by seven.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching seven by seven;
The little one stops to write with a pen,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching eight by eight.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching eight by eight.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching eight by eight;
The little one stops to rollerskate,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching nine by nine.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching nine by nine.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching nine by nine;
The little one stops to drink and dine,
And they all go marching
down
into the ground
to get out
of the rain.
Boom, boom, boom!

The ants go marching ten by ten.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching ten by ten.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching ten by ten;
The little one stops to shout
"THE END!!"
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AAWWW. I got right to the end and it was a bit of an antsy climax...lol

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hello everyone

hello everyone
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Hello, Anonymous!!!!
How is your life there? Hope you are doing well. :)

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RE: hello everyone

hello:)))
how is ur mood;)

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RE: hello everyone

want see me now???

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RE: see u there:)

all 2 of us will be there ;) unless u argue with one of us before 5am

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RE: see u there:)

with your writing manners and spelling habits I think you are really AmazingAnne herself.

as for the offers, thanks, but no thanks, I'd rather watch a horror movie. did I say thanks?

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RE: see u there:)

Thank you for the lovely thought, Anne, But 05:00 Romania is nowhere near real time. Most of us are just finishing our final vid session and are going to bed. ;-)

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I was lurking about outside your room Anne and I tried to peep through the windows but they were pretty well shut. I was too shy to knock on the door so I just pleasured myself on the street outside :)

Hope you don't mind :D

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RE: for members

think about this also though, what members know in their minds, and what they feel in their hearts are not always the same...why do u think some of us come here? because we are lonely and have nobody in our real lives....in our minds of course we know this is ur job...we also know in our minds that if it wasnt' for the money, most of u would not talk with us, let alone give a show. But, what the mind knows, and what the heart feels, are not always the same.

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RE: for members

I understand, but for some , with little or no experience with real relationships...its hard to distinguish between playin around or flirtin, and really carin about them.

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If you get U$S 2000 monthly you need to get U$S 8000 in charges , imagining one dollar minute , it means 8000 minutes , almos 150 hours monthly of videos , means 5 hours video daily average..........only in CC ? Congratulations , you are titled the number one !! . Maybe you are a real "pro" here and maybe many sites . Wowwwwww

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$2000 a month? thats like an american in a standard 40 hour work week makin about $13 an hour....(if I caculated correctly) they stop bein jealous of you because now they are jealous of ur paycheck...you probably make more than many of them...and its thanks to them that u make it!!!

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hey host & wheelyking both of you make a lot of sense & talk with feeling & understanding on this subject.its a pleasant change to some posts which are hijacked by ... anyway i think this is a subject worth exploring more.you have both given me something to think about.thanks

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well, readin all ur responses to my me, I certainly do not feel you are here to intentionally try to hurt anyone, and i do understand what are sayin. thank you. I hope my words have not offended you or any other chathost here. I was simply explainin things from the other side, as a viewer. I"m not sayin only you are right, or only i am. Just pointin out to you how someone like this person you were commentin about might feel. i certainly meant no disrespect. I know you are here to work, and i have no problem with that, or I would not be at a site like this. As "imlost" said, was just tryin to give u and others somethin to think about from the other persons side. :-)) Thank you for a friendly, open and honest discussion.

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DAMN! A serious thread & I almost missed it.
Don't care that the host make what they do & wish I was rich enough to visit for hours at a time, but like most, I cannot.
Thankful for the hosts who rescue me with thier friendship & talent when trapped in front of the computer working.
I never get jealous when a host is trying to up her pvt's or vid time...
but don't misunderstand when we are just being quiet to let you do what you are here to do, some us understand that you must pay the bills!
And BIG thanks to the hosts that gear their shows so that we can tag along for the ride

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Hmm.If you're interested

Pls, someone help me.In my head a song is playing.The chorus starts from:You're unreal....It's slow and woman is singing it.Very sensitive and romantic.
Pls if you know or find this one pls connect me through ccmail. I would like to reward your attempts with the prize of free 1 hour show not chat.If you prefer some other ways of rewarding we may to come ot agreement also.
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RE: Hmm.If you're interested

2 words only - does not give a lot to go on

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Maybe I can help you ?
How should you feel
When you've felt everything you can feel
And you still feel unreal ?
How should you feel
When you've felt everything you can feel
And you still feel unreal ?
You're unreal
How do you feel

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You're trapped inside my cyber world
Consumed up as my web unfurls
No secrets left for your mankind.

My virus lurks throughout your veins
I'm spreading there inside your brain
A trojan horse that eats your mind.

Chorus:
Cyber world
Cyber world
I've got your power.

Cyber world
Cyber world
I will devour, yeah...

At speed of lies i will connect
I search and surf as i infect
Computerized catastrophe.

Your information's what i steal
I scan you till you are unreal
Transmit your power into me.

Chorus:
Cyber world
Cyber world
I'll steal your mind.

Cyber world
Cyber world
For all mankind, yeah...

You're dying in my cyber world
You're lying in my cyber world

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RE: Hmm.If you're interested

What can i do - i know they've gotten to you when you say that your whites
Have an aerial blue
What's happened to you - since i last say you i thought i knew your name - but it's not you but it's not you

You're talking in a balloon
In this tidy room
Sounding like a commercial
For a serial
I wish you could feel the way that i feel i wish you could feel but your so unreal your so unreal
What can i say - what can i say
All the traits you had have all gone away get up and wash at the right time of day and greet the world with the right thing to say

You're so ideal - you're never down at heel you're so ideal - but you're so unreal
I wish you could feel - the way that i feel i wish you could feel - but you're so unreal you're so unreal

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Many Romanians will be gone for a while

The MISA yoga-camp in Costinesti started, so a lot of the chathosts that are in MISA will be gone for a while.

Just for your information :D
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I `ll be here... i am not a MISA girl ;))

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YOGA? what?

What a joke. Chat hosts pretending to be yoginnis...what a lot bull. Yoga there is an delusion.

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RE: YOGA? what?

better that than a chathost trying to be Yogi Bear ...

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RE: YOGA? what?

come back Yogi, all is forgiven. I will even let you do that weird thing to my bottom.

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While we're at it......

maybe we can list cute and interesting nicknames for women's privates. I'm sure everybody knows some and maybe I'll get the chance to learn some new ones. Here's a few to get ya started...

Beaver, Hair Pie, Hoo Hoo, Cooter, Pink Taco, Camel Toe....

LOL. Come on, let's hear some more!
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussy

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RE: While we're at it......

kinda takes the fun out of it, doesn't it? the point, in case you missed it, was for people here to have fun posting slang terms they knew and have a laugh reading ones others knew... not post links to other sites. seems kinda lazy and boring to just post with a link... or is that what passes as conversation nowadays? is that what human interaction is degrading to... just an exchange of links, instead of actually talking? imagine if every reply to posts in these forums was just links pointing to other sites, how boring would that be?

besides i had a look at that site and some of the slang terms they list are completely idiotic... for instance dick and cock are listed as slang terms for pussy. huh? since when? what brainiac came up with that one?

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RE: While we're at it......

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/305708/2/istockphoto_305708_granny_scold.jpg

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RE: While we're at it......

"the box a dick comes in"
funny...thx:)

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RE: While we're at it......

box

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RE: While we're at it......

in australia its called"the map of tassie"after the island state at the bottom of australia.also known as"muff","furpie","snatch""rusty axe wound","front bum" & more.

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Interesting names

Just for fun, what are some of the funniest and most creative names you have heard for the male genitalia? I have heard many, but who knows there may be a few I never heard before. I'll list a few to get us started....

Tallywacker.... Wedding Tackle.... Meat Bayonette... Schlong... Dong...
Wang... Purpleheaded Warrior... Johnson... Little Elvis...

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PorkSword,one-eyed worm, snake, one-eyed snake, wee-wee, meat, willy, Capt. Midnight,long strong dong ( lsd for short), babymaker, baby batter wand, magic wand, caretaker.....

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Sometimes call it Big&Tasty ...yummm

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hairy clam

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RE: 5 important lessons....

Very Nice :)- you can be Psy's assistant :P

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RE: 5 important lessons....

Nahhh if venus is Psy's Assistant she is at the top. As I am right at the bottom there are a lot of bosses I have to go through before I reach Venus.

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LOL

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