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"page cannot be displayed"

in the course of the DNS Change from dot NEt to dot COM there is a problem where members and hosts can't view host profiles from the chat window
The issue is that the links haven't been changed to the new extension so the links still point to the dot net address.

SOLUTION: once the page error displays .. select the NET in the address line and change it to COM ... then hit the enter button this will correct the confusion in the browser untill the web design department can correct the linking in the java scripts for community chat

I hope this solves the irritations that people have been having
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RE: "page cannot be displayed"

and of course hosts blame the members when they couldnt load their profiles.

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The Gremlens are alway playing around with CC.. LOL

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Thank You Kerry
not everybody is easy to satisfy.
I didn't know there was a connection problem with the web cam software.
If I knew I would have opened up my host account and tryed to come up with a solution to that also.

Love Rob

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CC WebCam cant be downloaded.

I had several girls already who entered my chat and asked how I managed to start session.

Seems they have such a trouble.They click the label CCWebCam then the software asks them for upgrading.They click it for upgrading but it writes them "Upgrading failed".I couldnt catch whats up as I'm no there.

But if someone managed to solve the trouble could you pls write how you had managed to do this.

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RE: CC WebCam cant be downloaded.

Some DNS servers update faster and some update slower. It should be available to update CC WebCam Software for everyone eventually - all you can do is wait till it resolves the IP address for updates.

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RE: CC WebCam cant be downloaded.

I haven't opened my host account in a long time.. but I will log on with the web cam software and see what you guys are dealing with.

maybe I can find a work around until the Domain Name Services up date the changes CC made to their domain.
The CC rep that replyed to you is right it may take a little bit of time before all the DNS Servers update. Hopefully not too much longer.

Rob

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Help

Help.
I am a bastard. Like many guests I met a girl and lied. ( I am a man).
This girl would not go pvt (One2One) with me and hated to be naked with guests. We would chat for hours. She fell in love with me and left chat site. I told her truth and broke her heart, for I am unavailable for love. Like most guests, I lied about age and marital status. I loved girl in my own way, but to find she was in real love with me and is now hearet-broken, is really painful for me. A warning for guests, do not get involved with girls unless always truthful, and a warning for hosts, all (or most) guests are liars.
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hey! Why are you trying to justify what you have done?
Take responsibility for YOUR OWN actions and stop making excuses!

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Are youi reading the same posting I made?? I am not making excuses and I have taken responsibility for my actions. It took a lot of doing, but we are still friends (just).
And thanks to the understanding of other postees.

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RE: Help

Wow, that really sucks.... The only way to make ammends, I would say, is to stay truthful and tell her how badly you feel for having led her to believe that there was a possibility of something real between the two of you... Offer her your friendship, virtual and online if that's all you're able to offer, and just hope she's able to quickly get over her feelings for what she thought she had with you.

I'm guessing that this sort of thing isn't too uncommon, actually... Chatting with a few hosts, I've heard a few pretty sad stories of guys doing such things before... Enough to make me think that there are quite a few members here who seem to get some kind of thrill out of making pretty young women a world away pine for them with hopes and expectations of real love and real futures that those members play-up but have no real intention of ever satisfying.
It's messed-up... and damn sad.

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RE: Help

Hey! don't be so hard on yourself, just don't do it again. Only good came out of it. She learned a lesson in love, a lesson not by a teacher, and not from parents or friends but from experience which is the best kind. But that's not the good news, the good news is that I think she's going to live.
And don't worry about her either, soon she be walking down the street with a new man 1 month or a year from now and looking back on today and thinking what jerk you was.
It's much easier for a woman to recover than a man.

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RE: Help

since i have been here i have read many silly inane imbecilic posts(probably made a few myself) but you my friend have just won the gold medal in the olympics of stupid posts!"women find it easier to recover than men"what a load of...i can't believe...you have left me speechless!

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to the guy above

wow I made a friend and won a medal. Nicccce. lol

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except that"the guy above"who you now have as a friend...is not a guy ;-))))

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"She learned a lesson in love"

You're not serious! Please tell me you're mocking someone.
Because if that's the way you want a person to learn, I could suggest you to do that with your kids. Find them some guy that plays with them, and tell them smiling " my dear; you had your first life lesson" .
If the kid is still alive, because many have this weird habit to suicide if tricked like this.

Well, let's hope CC will let me post this.

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RE: Help

Yes, she is still alive and talking to me (just)

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Update to yesterday, she has forgiven me and will still be my friend. I am one lucky bastard.

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I know one girl who was sucked in by such a guy. He went to the lengths of visiting her country several times and claiming he files her Fiancee Visa form. He strung her along so long until she got a phone call from his wife demanding to know who she was.

After that rocky bit she accepted being the mistress. After a couple years he finally kicked her out like a used rag.

On the other hand I know one host who sucks guys' wallets dry right and left without a second thought.

And then there are those totally innocent circumstances. I know one host being actively pursued by 2 guys. She made the choise of the more generous (and guilt-inducing one) and actually now wishes she chose the boring one.

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RE: AVGOOSTA

Good to have you back, honey. (K)

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RE: AVGOOSTA

OH SWEETHEART!!!!!!!

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Horny Parrot:-))

A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, and the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.

The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."

The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for?"

Finally, the guy says "All right" and hands over the fifteen dollars.

The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain.

Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" The cage starts shaking and feathers come flying out.

The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain.

The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage with one claw. With the other claw he's pulling out all her feathers. He's saying, "For fifteen bucks, I want you naked, bitch. Naked!"
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That really is one of the funniest jokes i will ever hear:)...ty hun.

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I wonder if that would work with the hosts on here?

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Hm i dont think its possible to settle 15$ per a minute:-s

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RE: Horny Parrot:-))

just cook the bird

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Horny me :D

I would pull out all feathers of some slave for 15$ :P

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when the children cry

Little child dry your crying eyes
How can I explain the fear you feel inside
Cause you were born into this evil world
Where man is killing man and no one knows just why
What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again

CHORUS
When the children cry let them know we tried
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins
Little child you must show the way
To a better day for all the young
Cause you were born for all the world to see
That we all can live with love and peace
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God

CHORUS

What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God

When the children cry let them know we tried
When the children fight let them know it ain't right
When the children pray let them know the way
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins
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nice johnz :)

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white lion

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Winger

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thank you all who like my posts :) Kisses and hugs
to others: i dont care what you think about me (look at my name - im bitch in my soul and i was born as bitch:) i love this site and i post jokes here for my friends :) if you see my name - dont read this :)
Good luck :)
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NEW CC Chat babes Line up... new category needed?

http://www.geocities.com/greybeerded/Exercisepage.html
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mmmmmmmmmmm, my kinda of girls, big and bad. Yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

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The Right Answer..........

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his Company's Annual Office Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He doesn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the bedside table and, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringing when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go and get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Michelle"

Jack stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean? Why do I have a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me???!!"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken coffee table: $39.99
Hot breakfast: $4.20
Two aspirins: $0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time..! .Priceless
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To Director-Matt

hey babe, dont ever think i forgot about u... my baby.... Im waiting.... ya know where i am.... the best man here, u r the best my dear matt, ur midnight love... hehehe
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matty boyy where are u lover ?

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Cudn't you just write a cc mail to him?

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shut up jealous rabbit!

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I didn't post that!

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wow
thx for nice words hehe :-)

I feel lucky to have so many nice messages ..
hope i find out who some of you are :-)

thx for sms and emails and e-cards - and nice messages..

Im very pleased so many remembered.
I have taken on a new business - opertunity , so not about so much.
will try and keep in touch , and yahoo . msn and sms those that know me ..

Thanks Again


for the few who said something not so good ,,
best wishes to you as well ..
I am much too old to hold grudges..

we are non perfect and we all make mistakes , but forgiveness is by far the best thing to have and to learn from life,,
I forgive those any cruel words or thoughtless comments - or unkind deeds or actions ..

I hope in time anyone I upset will forgive me too :-)

Matt

hope you like my latest pics too , been traveling a lot and had many nice visitors in the last few weeks.. and kitchen is looking cool :-)

so many nice comments from all who saw my designs for lounge bathroom and kitchen...- i worked very hard to make these , 99% finished now ..

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Matt is Director, maybe the same Director as some time ago; if so, he's a nice guy ;)

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Hey ,, :-) thx .. long memory .. maybeu would say hi to me on yahoo or msn ? links are at my profile = host = director

( for recors > i never have or plan to have any web site or do anything with anyone elses pics , all you see at my 360 or profile are my pics , my camera , :-) )

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Belate Happy Birthday, Sir! I doubt that you remember me, there are soon 5 years since weve talked last.
If you are travelling such a lot, can you please, rent me the room with that red sofa?..I need a bit more place for work! Thanks

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thx mistress

im thinking :p

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wow

hahaha thanks

i will search again for U ..;)

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Long Time Host is totally right. TheDirector has done what she stated and probably still is, because CC allows him to stay on here. Too bad. He also accuses innocent people of doing what he himself is actually doing. He should be banned from CC and the Universe. Now, CC probably wont post this message either.

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if only u knew ...

maybe your not so smart .. and maybe ,, you dont know the whole truth
he helped many here , cant say more..i owe him a lot.

thx
again.

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you can owe him all u want,..doesnt change the truth that he is a coniving user of people. not my fault your not smart enough to see that. :-)

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not my fault u r missinformed either ;)

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he confessed sweety with his own lips and fingers. ud better wake up

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Mating rituals...

Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. He called into the cave "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then
tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Native American replied "No, It is our custom that during the mating season when Indian men see a cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. ! If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer: "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. So, he also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those that the Indians found. There must be some really big fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Just like the others, he heard an answering call,"WOOOOOOOOO,
WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN.
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Sexual Narcissism
Sexual narcissism is the erotic preoccupation with oneself as a sexual being: a desire to merge sexually with a mirror image of oneself. This may be considered to be one aspect of the erotic element of homosexuality.

Sexual narcissism can also be an egocentric pattern of sexual behavior, defined by David Farley Hurlbert and Carol Apt [1] as an inability to experience intimacy combined with a fixation on the sexual act, using high sexual esteem to compensate for low general self esteem. This is believed to be more common in men than in women and is suggested to be the basis of sex addiction.
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Why Fishing is Better Than Sex

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent night crawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
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why always the same girl on top of the list

I visit this site everyday ...
i like to choose the girls before i start to chat with then , but
i notice that is always the same girls on the top of list ...
i think it should change a bit .... i went to a girl on Instant action , and the girls was too busy for talk to me ....
i got a bit disappointed,
i thought cc put the best models in the top lol but the best ones are always in the end , so guys look around and choose , no just pick the first trash you see lol
I know what i am talking about lol
BestSopie , look good , but went to her show and , waste of money , i think she was too tired and fed up , she is online more than 15 hours everyday how come , ???? no days off lol
so girls if you are not in the right mood , just dont go online ...
or u loose nice custumers like me x
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RE: why always the same girl on top of the list

If the "who's online now?" is generated the same way as my favorites list is, the hosts at the top of the list were the latest to sign onto CC. Maybe it's completely random though... I don't know.

I have been on CC for a few years. I don't look at who's online much; I look at my favorites list. If you don't have one, you should build one. Then you will know who is online of hosts you have had good experiences with.

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Yep, it seems to be who's been on the most that day is at the top of the list.

But i've also noticed when "HotBabeXXX" is on she always appears twice in the same catergory (with the exact same ID).

Now thats a neat marketing trick.

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yes , she is always so busy and dont care about new visiters , i think the girls who are here too often get bored easily ,

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yep - just been and seen 1 girl - OMG i cannot understand why they are here when (tut tut tut.).is just so boring for them

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Hmm it's their job, they take the money they should be professional about it.

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<<it's their job, they take the money they should be professional about it.>>

All those things are true. However, these girls are for the most part young, and they receive virtually no training. How many young people do you know who act in a professional manner on the job, especially when they are unsupervised? Just as in most places, only a few will work hard on their own accord. Add into the mix a bunch of horny viewers who are for the most part boring to listen to, is it any wonder some are disinterested in doing their job well?

Don't misunderstand me... I am not excusing it, just that you should expect to run into it from time-to-time.

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yes ,often the same girls on top of list

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Considered interesting response MT. Good points you make.

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i know bestshopia act a bit odd .....and fake

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Rabbits for Sale:-))

A cute little girl goes into a pet store and asks the Manager "Do you sell little rabbits?"

The Store Manager kneels down, to be at her level and replies, "Yes, Darlin'. I have a very cute black bunny, a friendly brown bunny with long ears, and a very lovable white bunny. Which would you prefer?"

The little girls puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, "I really don't think my Python much cares what color it is, Mister!"
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damn funny!!

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Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet

1.You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
2.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
4.You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
5.You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
6.You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
7.You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
8.All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
9.And even your night dreams are in HTML.

10.You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.
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#11 you post make three postings in a row

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Oh yes! One of those busy host must be AmazingAnne

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i dont work here :)

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I like you rposts at least some difference here.do you think the Anons are able to post here some much.WIth you the forum doesnt look so boring.Go on pls dear bitch

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and you have so much time to read those posts poor girl

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1st. Repeat: i do not work here and i do not work anywhere else :)
2nd. I am not that poor, i can say more im kinda rich :P:P:P
Good Luck :)

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I believe Big Pig's post wasn't for you, bitch. ;)
Anyway... Nevermind the snotties.. Just keep posting the funnies. :)

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My reply was to host not you bitch :P

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Paris??? is that u??

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Anne, your posting is so touching almost made me cry. Stay strong and dont get the world get to you! It's so cruel out there, not the right place fo such an angel like youself

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thx for your concern... it is my heart... it is tearing on my heart to see all those people trying to hurt Anne. she's so innocent and even stays away from forums and yet those cruel people try pinch her when she done nothing wrong, so she must go and post apologetic message again and she does so true. you go girl!

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Gets nasty here sometimes. Keyboard warriors?

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no, I cannot afford waisting pills, gotta save those for Anne. if things go on the same way she might need them soon... though, i hope she won't. Anne, I remember you in my prayers every day, be strong.

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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.

Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy

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TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."


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Barbie

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

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Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having an On-Line Affair

10. Lately she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".

4. Lipstick on the mouse.

3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.

1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

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extreme :)))

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/?action=view&current=-.flv
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RE: extreme :)))

So many cats and kittens...which one were you Nadeen?:PP

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RE: extreme :)))

im not that extreme :P

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RE: extreme :)))

Yes...and guess you are not that hairy either:PP

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RE: extreme :)))

Very funny Nadeen lol. And i will resist making comments about pussies (oh damn i just did! ) hehe

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RE: extreme :)))

i love ur pussy nadine :p

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RE: extreme :)))

my pussy will be ready for u in some mins, Dave :)))
eat it pls :D
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Nadeen_01/306.jpg

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RE: extreme :)))

where do you find them from :-))

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RE: extreme :)))

They live in my PC Max :-)

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RE: extreme :)))

Now my imagination is running wild !!!

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RE: HOW DO U THINK???

I think women should date older man, everything else is just a toy.

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RE: HOW DO U THINK???

a woman should date anybody she wants & wants to date her.younger,older,prettier,uglier,fatter,skinnier,hairier,balder,male,female.as long as there is an attraction,compatability,friendsip.a date is not a commitment,its a chance to know a person better & more importantly learn more about yourself.life is like a fruit bowl.so many different varieties.try before you buy! :-))))

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RE: HOW DO U THINK???

Hmmmm I was sure I answered.. So, here I go again

Age, social situation, job.. etc don't matter, the person behind all these matters. As simple as that :)

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The only problem is his age?

If I understood all in him except his age is ok for you.I mean you like his appeality, his sense of humor,his mind.You feel not boring with him, and so on...
The only problem is his age?
Is it a problem personally for you?
Is it a problem personally for him?If he is going to date you I think this doesnt matter for him

I dont think so.Perhaps you feel a bit confused thinking about the reaction of ppl who surround you.But I think its you not them who will probably have relationships with the guy.So its not their business.Smart ppl will not pay attention.Only if someone not so smart he may notice this.But some ppl just need to spread some rumors no matter about what.This may be maximum 2 weeks.Then they will find something else to talk about.
I think for ppl who are close to you the main thing is you to be happy.And its just you who can undestand yourself and decide if you need this person or not.Its you who may build your happiness others prefer to build their own happiness.There allways will be ppl surrounding you but if you loose your happiness you may not find it again. Life is not so long.

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A Banana A Day

( I started laughing ever since I saw the title of the email.. I was just hoping it won't be some stupid email.. )

After reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same
way again!

Bananas contain three natural sugars: sucrose, fructose and
glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant,
sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven
that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-
minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit
with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only
way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or
prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making
it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND, amongst people
suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a
banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of
protein that the body converts into serotonin, which is known to
make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel
happier.

PMS:
Eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood
glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin
in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet
low in salt, making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure.
So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed
the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's
ability to reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped
through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast,
break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research
has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by
making pupils more alert.

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore
normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the
stomach; and with the help of the honey, builds up depleted
blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your
system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body so if you
suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar
levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the
affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people
find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and
irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous
system.

Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure
at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and
chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found
that the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs.
The report concluded that to avoid panic-induced food cravings,
we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high
carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the
only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-
chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces
irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can
lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant
mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas
to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural
mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6
and B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium
found in them, help the body recover from the effects of
nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the
heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's
water balance. When we are stressed our metabolic rate rises,
thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced
with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine,"
eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of
death by strokes by as much as 40%!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you
compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the
carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the
vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals.
It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods
around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so
that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
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RE: A Banana A Day

will it also make my hair grow back? :D

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dude, I can make anything grow!

Great post Psy ... I knew I was useful for many things but even I am impressed by how wonderful I am!

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:D Now you know what to put on your CV hehe
Think I'll go buy some bananas...

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RE: A Banana A Day

Damn Psy I was tempted to post with my member name :P

But then that A Banana guy will accuse me of trying to cash in on his fame :D

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RE: A Banana A Day

I can handle both :P

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good to know ... :)

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Banana Pudding


2 cups of sugar.

3 Tabelspoons cornstarch.

3 egg yokes separated.

2 cans evaporated milk.

1 teaspoon vanilla .

1 bag Vanilla Wafers.

4 ripe bananas, sliced


Mix sugar, cornstarch. Blend in 3 egg yolks slowly add milk. Cook, uncovered stirring constantly for 10 to 12 minutes or until thickened. Remove from heat; stir in vanilla. Let it rest.

Line the bottom and sides of a flat bottom dish with wafers and top each with thin slices of banana. Then pour pudding over it. Add more slices of banana and top each with a wafer. set in icebox to cool. When completly cool add cool whip and serve. Enjoy! :))))

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RE: Angel or devil?

Problem is you only look angelic :)
You have a picture or two where you remind me of Nicole Kidman :)

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RE: Angel or devil?

BE YOURSELF!! you don't need an"image:"you have a sweet cheeky personality so let it free & just be

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RE: Angel or devil?

I would dress you up in a red PVC outfit with a pitchfork.... horns... and a tail.
Wondergirly on the other hand I'd give her a halo and a pair of wings.
And the girl that comes up with the best idea for fun, that is who I would pick.

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RE: Angel or devil?

do you have a leather topless outfit, whips and rope & cuffs?
if yes...hurt me :D

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RE: Angel or devil?

I think I would like to see you sly, cunning and demonic. just for a change.

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www.earomania.com

Don't try anything with Gabi, she'll bust your balls, but if you need some really hot escorts' phone numbers leave your ID here.
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RE: www.earomania.com

Ear fetishism?

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RE: www.earomania.com

leave my ID here in the forums?....... or there at her site?

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RE: www.earomania.com

here - i have nothing to do with her, but i have received some numbers

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happy birthday matt

happy happy day !!!!

sorry i am miss you

muaaaaaaaaah
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RE: happy birthday matt

Thank u
will be in touch .

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RE: happy birthday matt

thank u Irina

will chat soon ,sorry been away ,,

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