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Where has she gone

Filipinos nailed to cross.
At least 11 Filipino devotees have been nailed to crosses in two Philippine villages during annual Good Friday re-enactments of Jesus Christ's final hours
An estimated 15,000 people turned out on Friday. Tourism, well what next?

Who said ?

1- '' i hate you Butler''

2- '' nanoo nanoo ''

3- '' alright Dave ''

4- '' Power to the people''

5- '' nice to see you to see you nice ''

6- '' luvly jubbly ''

7- '' its good but its not right ''

8- '' bite my shiny metal ass ''

9- D'OH

10- '' Boinngggg''

There was a member who posted in the forums regularly. SirWanksALot. He said he was leaving because of cancer...pancreatic. Don't buy green bananas if you have that. Any host know if he is gone gone. I know he have not come back to CC. I was wondering since he spent a fortune on you hosts I am sure you kept in touch even when he stopped doing videos...I mean you are friends with all of us for real and all that....

Jurij Alekszejevics Gagarin have flown to space 45 years ago.
"Only" 45 years gone, but world changed a lot, today isn't news, when someone is "out there", but at that time it was a sensation.
Well done Mr Gagarin!

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I think I can stand over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, 'Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!

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could any host from yaraslavi who knows or knew velary/miledi tanya
please let me let me know i would rearly like to be able to get in touce with her again . if only to know that is all is ok .with her
may be she has a new bf that may have stoped her from working on cc.
hope someone can help me
no crap replys please on this occasion.
thank you

I love all of myself.:)

I see people post questions like "Can people find love on CC?" a lot. And I do think you CAN find love here just like anywhere else. Whether or not the love lasts - Odds are against it just like everywhere else.

Anyways -- that question leads me to post one of the reasons why I am still at CC after about a year. I love what CC has taught me about people. I have learned that times are tough all over. We are all suffering in one way or another, and we rise above it. Some of the nicest people I have met here are from the poorest or most oppressive nations. USA people are no slouches either - I have met some great people here from the greatest nation. (OK I may be biased there)

I just want to say that I love you all - each and every one of you - and I wish you all the happiness that life has to offer. I may not know you, but from my interactions with people here I know that you, like everyone else, have your good days and your bad, happy and sad. You do great things that go unnoticed, and you have been embarrased by a bad decision or two. You are struggling to become a better person, and to get a better life for you and those you love.

You fight back against the raging winds of day-to-day life and I am honored to know of you.

Oh - and I like the naked tits and pussies too :)

A Soldier's Salute:
A woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
responded by saying " no, all I saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffel bags"

A Golfer's Tale:
Paul works hard at the office and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Paul! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
Oh no," says Paul." He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Paul if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Paul, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Paul baby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Paul's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Paul follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Deaf Dog:
My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it
to the veterinarian. He found out that the problem was hair in its
ears so he cleaned both of its ears out and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring,
she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub
it in its ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says,
"Oh.Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."

just wanted to take a moment to send out props to all the beauties(!) and all the beautiful artwork(!) featured on cc's ezine... xoxo cs

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Happy Birthday miss Sly .

dont be sad ..

You survived another year !!!!

and me too - HoooRaaayyyy !!!!

xxxxxxx

M

Happy Birthday lovely Lisa ( ven ) have lot of love and happiness :) Keep being as you are, nice kind honest and sexy :P
Luv ya and wish to see you soon :)

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A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.
A few days later the undertaker calles her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall i do with it?"
The wife replies, "cut it off and shove it up his asre!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"

Hi Kat

Andrada is a host who did not like a sexist joke I posted yesterday and she also has a brain at least 10 times bigger than mine :P

Now me being such a wonderful, kind, charming, nice all round good guy I thought I would post some jokes about men's stupidity to balance things out.

Don't worry you are still the host I would like the best if only I didn't hate women and wasn't a gay slave :P

she is the wrong lady in the wrong category. I warn all to trust her "wild russian girl " humbug, she even in a one2one refuses to take off pants... claims she is shy...so avoid her and get to anybody else then here...

Happy Easter to all the girls off CC and the mems of course, and congrats to all u girls on the emagazine, u all look gr8 painted and dressed up, happy easter

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls
have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,
"It's okay, we can play that game again!"

Just for you to even the score Andrada :)

Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces??

Because they ARE stupid....!

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus the clowns don't talk.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

to me :))) LOL
26 bleeeeh I like 25 better

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