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Holy poor sportsmanship!
Youth minister charged after 'dodgeball rage' incident

Friday, March 31, 2006; Posted: 6:20 p.m. EST (23:20 GMT)

LIBERTY, Missouri (AP) -- A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking down a 16-year-old boy and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next.

The boy apologized, authorities said, but Boudreaux pushed him backward, and when the teen got up again Boudreaux kicked him in the groin and left.

The teen suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome and had blood in his urine after being kicked, according to court records.

Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.

Jeanne D. Hewitt, administrator of Crescent Lake Christian Academy, said Boudreaux had been placed on administrative leave.

I have gone into the rooms of three girls now with that "warning", and guess what? NONE have been in there. Just stare at the couch!!! No one home! Each time i had to go through the long process of e-mailing CC and telling them not to charge me for my session with the couch. Well, I have learned my lesson....NEVER go into a room with the "Sorry, only available for video" warning, it means she ain't there.

Please be careful and heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Sports Authority.

This happened to me at Sports Authority on Route 10 in East
Hanover and it could happen to you anywhere.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car as you're putting stuff in your car.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.

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Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a caf, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that fucking fence wasn't electrified."

Question to hosts: Would you be terribly offended if public masterbation were legal?

It always makes me "a little bit" sad, when a host I enjoyed but have not seen in a very long time reappears in my "favorites", only to find that it is a new girl using the old screen name (not that the new girls are bad, but it forces you to resign yourself to the fact that the former host is probably gone forever.

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Happy, Happy Day Ladies:
Gribbles gave me off of work yesterday so I bought a really hot new "skin tight" shirt and I cut all of my hair off (so that I look kind of like a giant penis for you :).
I will keep taking your suggestions so that my shows will always stay hot and fresh for you. Have a super-duper, duper day,
charles

First, i'm sorry i left with no good-bye :)
I didn't think i wouldn't come back for that long. I was taking my exams and i passed them all successfully (applause :D)
Second, i'm so damn glad to be back to this place !!!
Missed ya all, mates !!!
kisses (K)(K)(K)

Somebody owes me an apology. At least an explanation. Why should I have to pay more to see a host undress if the host is the one that wants privacy?? This is not a good reason to go one2one. I did not ask for privacy, the host did. I proposed she set up a private session, with password, at the same price as open. "I dont understand" is the response I was given. If the host wants privacy, that seems reasonable. Opinions, explanations, "go to hell", are all welcome.

Thanks,
Roger

as i founded in yahoo.search... i work also in few sites f.e. RussianWomanCam.com .... is that affiliated site of CC?? and how many CC also have sites where we can find reference at CC?

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John receives a phone call. "Hello he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3
months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"

Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the
way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"

Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."

John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."

11 Husbands

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was............
God, I miss him!".........

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government........This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."

dont waste your money guys

Cast cold that's what I need
These bill colectors they ring my phone
They bother me when I'm not at home
Ain't go no time to be fooling round
Feel touch the floors and I get on down, you see
Chorus:
I want money lots and lots of money
I want the pie in the sky
I want money lots and lots of money
So don't be asking me why
I wanna be rich oh
I wanna be rich
I wanna be rich oh
I wanna be rich
I want my cake wanna eat it too
I want the stars and the silver moon
I spend my money of lottery
My favourite number is 1 2 3, you see
Everyway rich
Love peace and happiness
I want all the things that lovers do
A pocketfull of dreams come true
Everything you can not find
Want you by my side?
That keep you satisfied and rich
Here is what you gonna do
Say oh I say uh uh
Got to be baby
I just wanna be rich
I just wanna be, just wanna be
Cause baby
Chorus
Be rich I wanna be rich
I know what I mean baby
Everyday and everyway
Play baby there is lots for everyone

For fun...

~ Why Older Chicks Rule ~

by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their50's... AND 60's.. and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!

Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

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A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-oldwaitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

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those darn CC forum censors?

Is it the people that run the Help system that edit the forum? That would be my bet. I wonder if they ever go home and think, "hmmm, i wonder whats happening in that one thread......cant wait to see tomorrow?" maybe they "catch up" what they missed after the weekend??

maybe some have thier favorite personalities here. hell, maybe some of us are little stars and we just dont know!

strange how one post you think they might delete appears and one you think pretty harmless never gets posted.

curious how sometimes entire threads suddenly vanish.

at times i think the politics of the cc censor shows through a little, dont you think?

sometimes they get too busy and posts take forever to arrive. Sure puts a damper on lively disscusions. Oh well, money talks.

a few times i even had discussions with cc about disppearing threads and I urged them to be reposted. sometimes they did, sometimes not.

ya gotta love this place (forum search option welcome anytime cc guys! keep up the good work!).

huh!

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

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The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

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Hello how r u all??How is life 4 u??I am verry happy i just had a great night and i will u all the same.
kisses r u

you know when you read stories in books (i mean big boy books, the kind with no pictures) and you have to leave it all to your brain to paint trees and mountains and what characters look like and all that kind of stuff?
are you ever not careful or just lazy and let your brain willy-nilly pick it's own idea of what specific characters should look like as you read and then end up wondering why you ever thought to make lady macbeth look like oprah way up in your weird head?
yeah, me too.
anyway, when i read that guy named huh! who writes here i always can't help but think he's eminem. and that guy named wtf, i always can't help but think of him as don rickles.
is that crazy?