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I read viwers forum..and found many bad words about girls who ask men to go to one2one for special show. What is one2 one? If Im in adult category I will feel myself more comfortable when I will do special show(almost nude or so on) in one2one.Its annoying when I speak with one man (nude) and another people disturb us.

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whats new here?

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We were all new here once...I remember the days, scouring for hours, then carefully selecting your beauty...etc etc
My 2 years here has been a revelation.
So come on, lets help out the new guys with our experience.

My top tips for lasting as a VIEWER are:

1. If married, dont use the joint credit card for payment. you wont last longer than the first statement.

2. If in instant Action for longer than 25 minutes, and the girl is still fully clothed. GIVE IT UP. Dont think of it as a challenge. ( Personal experience of this one in wk2!)

3. If you see your chathost is typing at 60 wpm and you get one `hmmmmm` every 2 or 3 minutes...she may be distracted by another viewer there is clearly not a delay in the feed! Again....give it up!

So any other gems to help with longevity of the viewer?

The gynecologist took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He then asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes, which is why I'm here."

after today, I wont be here.
this place has changed, its gotten cold, people
have changed, the mood has changed.
people are growing bitter, and lashing out at
people that are getting caught up in the line
of fire.
best to leave before I get caught up in the whirlwind.

With all of you spanks finally leaving we wont keep running out of toilet paper!!

Don't under estimate someone because they are not like you
because they can be a blessing to you.

While checking the church storeroom, the Pastor discovered
several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and
distributed.

So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the
congregation who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-
door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the
church.

Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the
task. The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living
as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some Bibles. But
he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who
had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his
speech impediment.

Poor Louie stuttered badly. But, not wanting to discourage
Louie, the minister decided to let him try anyway.

He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars
stacked with Bibles.

He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their
door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.

Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister
immediately asked Jack, "Well, Jack, how did you make out
selling our Bibles last week?"

Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack replied, "Using
my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 Bibles, and here's the
$200 I collected on behalf of the church."

"Fine job, Jack!" The minister said, vigorously shaking his
hand. "You are indeed a fine salesman and the Church is
indebted to you."

Turning to Paul, "And Paul, how many Bibles did you sell for the
church last week?"

Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied,
"I am a professional salesman. I sold 28 Bibles on behalf of the
church, and here's $280 I collected."

The minister responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You
are truly a professional salesman and the church is also
indebted to you."

Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, "And
Louie, did you manage to sell any Bibles last week?" Louie
silently offered the minister a large envelope.

The minister opened it and counted the contents. "What is this?"
the minister exclaimed. "Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you
suggesting that you sold 320 Bibles for the church, door to
door, in just one week?"

Louie just nodded. That's impossible!" both Jack and Paul said
in unison. "We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have
sold 10 times as many Bibles as we could."

"Yes, this does seem unlikely," the minister agreed. "I think
you'd better explain how you managed to accomplish this, Louie."
Louie shrugged. "I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-
f-for sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered.

Impatiently, Peter interrupted. "For crying out loud, Louie,
just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!"

"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," louie replied, "W-w-w-w-
would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this
b-b-b-b-bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-
would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-
here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??"

He is like a drug. Once you start it is very hard to stop. You crave him all of the time. He makes you so hot for free that you become addicted. My fear is that he is going to start charging for his shows and all of us girls will fall into debt because we need our daily fix.

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nuff said
you got a beer waiting when you return

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I`m leaving...
BYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"

And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"

And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth."

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Realiyt or Fantasy? From both sides it can be difficult.

I have known of hosts who planned and built hopes based on textchats with members in this space. And I have known members that did the same.

A problem here is that there are 10,000 reasons for people to be here. Some consider this a virtual whorehouse and some think it's a lonely hearts club. Both sides are right. It is both things and more.

I am travelling to western Russia for a few weeks soon and started to make plans to visit two different girls as a side part of the pre-arranged trip. Both girls enthusiastically made plans and itineraries for some days together separate of each other. One girl promised a wild sex-romp and the other was as 'just friends.'

The days approached closer and closer. I started buying little gifts to present them. Suddenly the reality of the fact that I was not merely engaging in fantasy talk sank into each of them and both started back-peddling from a meeting.

That's ok, I have other things to do and if I merely wanted a sex-meeting those can be easily arranged in the hotels I'll be staying in. I had actually thought of these girls as friends and 'maybe more,' but with nothing expected.

I merely mention this so that neither side gets too carried away with online promises that are made without real-life meetings.

i meant a quick (time) video... :o gahsp what ever did you think? :P catch me if you can :D