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Soy Toy:-))
While going through his wifes dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:
Over the years, I havent been completely faithful to you.
When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion, she explained.
The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.
Im curious though, he said, Where did the thirty dollars come from?
Oh that, his wife replied, Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!
Over the years, I havent been completely faithful to you.
When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion, she explained.
The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget her few moments of weakness.
Im curious though, he said, Where did the thirty dollars come from?
Oh that, his wife replied, Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!
to country girl
I thought you were interested in some real cock. and wanted to meet me. I havent heard from you .where have you been. Im looking for some real action with a c c star too Let me know when and where ill be there .. horny
RE: to country girl
i may be pathetic but i think your jealous because i may get something and you wont.
RE: to country girl
well dude, i have a bueatiful horny gf half my age living with me, i go on trips to eastern europe and get some hot ones there sometimes, and theres always video here and i have my fave hand so....i think im pretty fullfilled.
RE: to country girl
congradualations , so what makes me pathetic to want a girl from cc to have sex with. and to enjoy as you enjoy your g/f. that is all she is looking for too. so if i am pathetic you must be too
RE: to country girl
the pathetic part is you chasing this slut in a public forum. you cant see that she was justing teasing you all along? and you fall all over yourself trying to get her. its laughable and women cant find it interesting. a little mystery goes along way.
RE: to country girl
im nothing special. you can get girls from here but....its gonna cost you some time, money, and bs. its costs ALOT of money to be gods gift to women around here ya know. nothing is for free.
RE: to country girl
well funky dory crazy silly dude, i still see u know where to stick ur pinecone! :p
RE: to country girl
I can almost see you salivating horny....poor misguided boy. I think she was trying to find out if anyone was a dickhead enough to take the bait. Congratulations.
RE: to country girl
HI COUNTRY GIRL...MY CC EMAIL IS h0rny4u2 the second letter is a zero not an o..Hope to hear from you
RE: Extreme!
i have only dreamed of making love in those places and not actually donr it. I have shared these fantasies with some host and they would love to do it too.most of them love the iidea of a river, beach or oceanfront on a summer monlit night Any volunteers for real action lets talk
RE: Extreme!
once i did my girlfriend in an army tank with all of the soldiers and officers walking all around outside. my head was sticking out the top of the tank and my other head was sticking in her.......
RE: Extreme!
what about having sex at someone's presense ? i have such experience, me and my bf. his sis with her husband stayed at his place and we all slept in one room, half a meter between our beds ! we had sex for several times, that was incredible ! btw, that was not when they were sleeping, no, we were watching movies all night long, so we even tried to discuss the films during making sex remembering which i still get wet !
RE: Extreme!
how about in the lounge with ur gf parents sitting in other lounge
she was wearing a nightie but; long enough to finger her
omg she get so wet
then when the movie sound get lower i had too stop bc u could hear i was fingering her
i will never forget that, i was only 19
those were the days;)
she was wearing a nightie but; long enough to finger her
omg she get so wet
then when the movie sound get lower i had too stop bc u could hear i was fingering her
i will never forget that, i was only 19
those were the days;)
RE: Extreme!
As an older american male, many girls lost thier viginity in the back seat of a car at the drive in theatre. Ahh those were the days, take a girl to a double feature movie and jump in the back seat to make out and have sex. Didnt care what the movies were , you werent there to watch movies anyhow. Too bad drive in movie theatres dont exist anymore. At least not where i am from
HAMAS??????
what do u think about new power in Palestina? sure...the folk of Palestina is very weary from the war and want change this situation. only... which method, which line of policy will HAMAS choose? There is the trend: if the public is instability this public goes to terrorist organisations. but... almost never this organisations did not provide to harmony in internal and extarnal policy. if this public choose this way..... what speacks it? about the power this public or the improvidence?...
(even if they protect theirs nation, but proceed against other nation...)
(even if they protect theirs nation, but proceed against other nation...)
RE: HAMAS??????
its called democracy the peoples voted and chose hamas . theyre fed up of the corruption of nepotism of fatah . you have to understand the misery the ordinary palestinian is living his / her daily life . the remaining areas that palestinians are living in are absolutely appaling . i suggest you look at some independant charity sites like the unhcr ,http://www.palestinecampaign.org . . while all this continues " settlers " continue to flood into areas cleared by israeli army making sure the state of palestine can never be viable . if you wanted to import say olives from palestine the olives would pass 14 checkpoints to get to egypt . yet egypt has a peace treaty with israel since 1979 .
the american government is estimated to have given isreal over $94 billion since 1948 . http://www.wrmea.com/html/us_aid_to_israel.htm
the american government is estimated to have given isreal over $94 billion since 1948 . http://www.wrmea.com/html/us_aid_to_israel.htm
RE: HAMAS??????
Freiesherz I can see you are an intelligent chathost who is interested in world affairs. That is great, however there were/are still people on this site who don't like seeing politics/history discussed, because they felt/feel that this subject ruined the Forum, therefore ruining CC as a whole. This is why you won't see these subjects talked about much anymore. Sad but true, I suppose the member-majority rules even in here?! That would mean certain members who make up the status-quo so to speak, or think they do. Some of them actually live on this site! There were/are certain 'cry-babies,' who just had to have things their own way. Now they are content in their play pens! :((
RE: HAMAS??????
It's a general discussion forum so if cc are happy to allow the post then I am happy for it to be here - ignore the people who complain about it. Simple rule if you don't like it don't read it.
RE: HAMAS??????
i think it was more the fact that many such discussions had in the past eventually dissolved into nothing much more than lengthy exchanges of replies along the lines of: "i'm right/you're a moron and a tool for thinking otherwise"
many of the things that were once discussed here were interesting, and the passion that people had when discussing them made them more all the more so.
i agree, it's kind of sad that the subjects of politics and world affairs don't seem to come up as often anymore.
many of the things that were once discussed here were interesting, and the passion that people had when discussing them made them more all the more so.
i agree, it's kind of sad that the subjects of politics and world affairs don't seem to come up as often anymore.
age of consent
In Russia it seems to be 16.
In Ukraine, 16
In Romania, 15
In Philippines, 18
Are these ages correct?
In Ukraine, 16
In Romania, 15
In Philippines, 18
Are these ages correct?
RE: age of consent means
The age of consent is when someone (here we think of girls) can have sex legally. For instance if the age of consent is 17 then some old guy can sleep with a 17 year-old girl and it is ok. Or if it is 16 or 18 and so on.
RE: age of consent
in australia 16 but 18 for male to male.there is talk of lowering male to male to 16 to
hmmm
I actually watched your replay. not bad babe. too bad for you that you didnt behave like that the times you had me in your live video. i'd probably be a regular. major stallers and one2one queens lose great customers forever.
RE: hmmm
IcePrincess, there is no need on your part to apologize to these jerks, these 'particular' kind of jerks are always looking for something to complain about! They never will be satisfied, end of story!
KiarraJanell
Guys, how do U like KiaraJanell?
I think she is the girl with the deepest soul and best personality and with the most beautifull eyes!
Tell me, what u think about here!
I think she is the girl with the deepest soul and best personality and with the most beautifull eyes!
Tell me, what u think about here!
RE: KiarraJanell
perhaps this is just LongJohn's way of having fun Alpha? Are we all not here to have some kind of occasional fun?
Anyone else think Raingirl is the greatest?
Just wondered cause I know I do. Hi hon :) kissssss
RE: Anyone else think Raingirl is the greatest?
this not a problem to me ... I have something large to fill those holes with
RE: Anyone else think Raingirl is the greatest?
thats a rude statement... she's all mine though ;)
no limits in feelings
I met wonderfal man here. he was in my video once. Then I went to him and met him. He visited my country too. I love him ..I sent half of earning which I have here at CC to him.he said he need to get an appartmrnt to us . What you can do for ur lover?
RE: no limits in feelings
i dont think so, bf/gf gets nothing, i think it should be ''what is my half of the bill''
but mates are different , it isnt yours and mine, its ours, can ''we'' afford it. as soon as you say or hear, one makes/contributes more so they get more say what is spent, then the marridge is over.
but mates are different , it isnt yours and mine, its ours, can ''we'' afford it. as soon as you say or hear, one makes/contributes more so they get more say what is spent, then the marridge is over.
Is it just only me?
I 'm wonderrring has someone had bad mood if he had a quarrel in community chat?I know all it's not real and all ppl are separated by thousands of kilometers.
But for example today one host called me badly without any reason and this made my mood worse.Whats going on with Community Chat?All are gossiping around and talking badly about each other when the person they talk about isn't in Community Chat.
I think I shouldn't spoil my mood anymore. I think I need to make break for some time for Community Chat .GooD Bye all :D
But for example today one host called me badly without any reason and this made my mood worse.Whats going on with Community Chat?All are gossiping around and talking badly about each other when the person they talk about isn't in Community Chat.
I think I shouldn't spoil my mood anymore. I think I need to make break for some time for Community Chat .GooD Bye all :D
RE: Is it just only me?
good idea1 i went there once and vowed i wouldnt go back for that reason. no one should be talked about if they arent there to defend themselves.
RE: Is it just only me?
Yes can make my mood bad too...for about 1 min. long:PP..., but who the f. care, what gossiping someone about me, who never met with me, never talked to me and so on...
Don't care with idiots, use iggy button or come to forum and read my (and another's) jokes and forget your bad mood:-))
Kisses,
Alex
Don't care with idiots, use iggy button or come to forum and read my (and another's) jokes and forget your bad mood:-))
Kisses,
Alex
To alex
Hmm I know that I shouldn't care but I'm human and sometimes I may feel.I try not to pay any attention but nevertheless I got upset.I dont like this cos I have only one me and I don't like that some ppl whom I even dont know make me upset.
RE: To alex
thts just tough.....too bad for u whoever u are? the chatroom stands for jokes, rudeness, harshness, uglyness and sometimes the very worst in people! feelings?........ give me a break, do u really think anyone truly cares?! hahahahahaha
RE: To alex
nope alex, the reality is what BB has stated. it's a cold hard fact, but it is the Truth! I agree it's sad :((
RE: To alex
Oh and by the way Alex, all anyone has to do is to read your own post for Feb1. If that isn't an obnoxious, self centered, non-caring comment, then I don't know what is!!! :((
RE: To alex
By the way....the main topic was bad mood - gossips - commchat...not my comment....so just read above....by the way...
RE: Is it just only me?
Yes, but SweetDetka, as you know everyone is different with different personalities and feelings.....Some people's feelings are more sensitive than other's, and in that respect.....respect should be shown by members to chathosts....I realize that may be asking for the impossible, but since Gortensia has been hurt, what is wrong in respecting her feelings as a human being??
RE: Is it just only me?
Community Chat went downhill ever since they let that ImNotYourFRiend in there :P
RE: Is it just only me?
yea thts true, and anyone with a name like "ImNotYourFriend" spells bad news anyway! Oh and don't worry we know you don't care!
RE: Is it just only me?
either they are just joking or they suck
isnt that what the iggy button for, besides
i get stupid comments also, more so lately and i just read past it.
think of it as a car alarm going off on your street, my car doesnt have an alarm, so i dont bother with it.
isnt that what the iggy button for, besides
i get stupid comments also, more so lately and i just read past it.
think of it as a car alarm going off on your street, my car doesnt have an alarm, so i dont bother with it.
RE: Is it just only me?
Nasty! u call that Nasty, when you yourself call a very nice and very sweet Russian chathost a "smartass!" Man have You got some problems, even though we all know you don't give a damn! Don't seek any help now about your problem on our account!
Your Answer: Of course I won't! :D
Your Answer: Of course I won't! :D
RE: Is it just only me?
hey quit your whinning, im tired of all this complaining. lets get to the nakedness
RE: Is it just only me?
I dont like to get naked if I dont have a mood for.I didn't complain I was just wonderring see "Is it just only me?"I was wonderrring if it's just only me such a person and how do ppl manage not to pay any attention to some rude ppl.If you knew me better you should know I do prefer to look way out of trouble.
RE: Is it just only me?
hey, 'is it just only me', I didn't ask for your opinion, get it? good, now get lost and quit ur whimpering, i dont like it!
RE: Is it just only me?
LOL.I I couldn't catch your idea.I asked not your idea personally but I asked in generally.I f you dont want to reply dont reply.
Hmmm
As I see everyone has noticed only what he saw.Actually I was just wonderring do ppl feel something about their unpleasant talks in CC if they have had such ones or not.But through all messages this case lost.
The Geography of Men and Women:-))
The Geography of a Woman
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.
RE: The Geography of Men and Women:-))
great one alex. i needed a laugh today.
this is so true though especially the geography of a man
thx again
this is so true though especially the geography of a man
thx again
To alex
According to your system of measurements I'm between Africa or Australia and to America or Japan.So?
RE: To alex
You always make me blush with your measurements Gorty:PPP
But back to the joke...guess you are somewhere between Africa and Japan:PPP
But back to the joke...guess you are somewhere between Africa and Japan:PPP
how much $ u spend on cc
i'm curious how much money u spend every month on this site.
and the money u spend is it a small or big part from ur earnings?
and the money u spend is it a small or big part from ur earnings?
RE: how much $ u spend on cc
i cant bring myself to tell ME how much per month I spend here so I certainly wont be telling YOU!.
RE: how much $ u spend on cc
I earn between 200 - 500 $ per month and it is absolutelly not enough for me :( but i can't allow to rise the price /0.50per min/
RE: how much $ u spend on cc
maybe i can help u host;)
and yes too much but also too few
its an addiction
regards
and yes too much but also too few
its an addiction
regards
Jesus, i have a problem...
hmm... looking through my e-mails....
I've realised that since November 20 I have racked up approx 110 notifications of payment.... usually $20-30 per notification.... holy crap
even with the exhange rate that is a **** load of money.... 4 figures... omg.
I could have bought a car, a new better computer, a few two week holidays, paid one third of my rent, gone out clubbing a staggering 50 times if i spent 30 each time...... i'm soooooooooooooo going to hell
I've realised that since November 20 I have racked up approx 110 notifications of payment.... usually $20-30 per notification.... holy crap
even with the exhange rate that is a **** load of money.... 4 figures... omg.
I could have bought a car, a new better computer, a few two week holidays, paid one third of my rent, gone out clubbing a staggering 50 times if i spent 30 each time...... i'm soooooooooooooo going to hell
RE: Jesus, i have a problem...
welcome to the big spenders club. i doubt mr jesus had much to do with it.
RE: Is this the biggest C*ck contest?
I'll never win that but mine is very beautiful. The co-efficent of linear expansion is noteworthy too. Is there a contest for quality as well as quantity?
This is a first ...
Every host on my favorites list who's on-line is currently in a video. Guess I need to find more favorites!
RE: Brokeback Mountain
It's not really a movie, really it's a 2-hour promotional commercial for the homosexual agenda.
RE: Brokeback Mountain
the homosexual agenda?
so what, the whole movie's just a glorified commercial for some frilly, pink, 'day runner' kinda thing?
so what, the whole movie's just a glorified commercial for some frilly, pink, 'day runner' kinda thing?
RE: Brokeback Mountain
Don't be so fucking naive. It was written to undermine the accepted norm of one man and one woman being a married couple. Where the contempt for that beautiful tradition comes from, I'm not sure, but I for one don't support it in the least. To hell with "Brokeback Mountain" and everybody involved with it.
Two big "middle fingers" up to this movie!
Two big "middle fingers" up to this movie!
RE: Brokeback Mountain
i dont like gay cowboy movies.
i havent and wont see it.
what i have heard is,
it is about two married guys who go off doing cowboy things,
but also have homosexual affair.
reasons why i wont see it....
well shit, its homosexaul!!
but also they cheat on thier wives, and lie!!
i am kind of amazed it is winning all the awards.
but then hollywood isnt much for morals or honor.
what saddens me is ,
or rather,
i wish they made..
brokeback mountain the gay film
and
some other
same type movie with lesbians
just to see the public viewings
we all know brokeback made 30 million 1st weekend ( i think)
the girl on girl film would do 10x that.
i havent and wont see it.
what i have heard is,
it is about two married guys who go off doing cowboy things,
but also have homosexual affair.
reasons why i wont see it....
well shit, its homosexaul!!
but also they cheat on thier wives, and lie!!
i am kind of amazed it is winning all the awards.
but then hollywood isnt much for morals or honor.
what saddens me is ,
or rather,
i wish they made..
brokeback mountain the gay film
and
some other
same type movie with lesbians
just to see the public viewings
we all know brokeback made 30 million 1st weekend ( i think)
the girl on girl film would do 10x that.
RE: Brokeback Mountain
Well I saw it::). It was a beautiful movie and my opinion is that it is wrong perceived as the "gay cowboy movie". First of all the landscapes and the overall movie image are absolutelly amazing and it blowed my mind away. I am not a big fun of cowboy movies in general but this one made me change my mind. I think this is a movie about the apparently so well known cowboy life scene of America...the real cowboys not the macho style Holywood fairytale ones. Yes it is based on a love story between two gay men and certain scenes might be out of ur comfort level ( I thought that too before seeing the movie but i didnt feel at unconfortable watching those scenes, it all came natural). Over all this movie fullfilled my expectations on every level and I recommend it to everyone including to the ohh so many homosexual haters...it is the movie that might make u change ur mind.
To John: i take it that u only watch Disney movies? How is this movie imorral? Is Reservoir Dogs imorral because its full of violance? Or better yet Matrix...I bet u enjoyed Matrix...is it imorral because people beat the crap out of each other? What is more moral in a movie...cheating the wife or killing her?
To John: i take it that u only watch Disney movies? How is this movie imorral? Is Reservoir Dogs imorral because its full of violance? Or better yet Matrix...I bet u enjoyed Matrix...is it imorral because people beat the crap out of each other? What is more moral in a movie...cheating the wife or killing her?
RE: Brokeback Mountain
the cheating is the immoral part.
res dogs sucked , too foolish i think
matrix was ok for the FX. what wife was killed?
res dogs sucked , too foolish i think
matrix was ok for the FX. what wife was killed?
RE: Brokeback Mountain
"First of all the landscapes and the overall movie image are absolutelly amazing and it blowed my mind away."
OK, then i am going to watch only scenes with landscape in this movie, because im not curious at all about 2 gay men's "emotional suffering".
OK, then i am going to watch only scenes with landscape in this movie, because im not curious at all about 2 gay men's "emotional suffering".
RE: Brokeback Mountain
dude, you'd go to watch a movie just for its mind-blowing landscapes? ...that's kinda gay.
RE: Brokeback Mountain
ahh.. how presumptuous of me to think otherwise:P
that's cool then;)
..so long as you're a lipstick lesbian and not one of those scarey, butch kind, that is... a woman with a mullet, a plaid flannel wardrobe, and combat boots.. talk about something that makes ME uncomfortable:P
that's cool then;)
..so long as you're a lipstick lesbian and not one of those scarey, butch kind, that is... a woman with a mullet, a plaid flannel wardrobe, and combat boots.. talk about something that makes ME uncomfortable:P
RE: Brokeback Mountain
Yes, that's really cool...I am happy, that you're pleased...with yourself:PPP
RE: Brokeback Mountain
Again I wasnt reffering to ur little "play" with lesbian alex here:)). Just a general thought.
RE: Brokeback Mountain
ahh, ok then:)
well, sure... here or anywhere, i think people by and large tend to be prideful, spiteful, judgemental, hypocritical, selfish, self-serving and pretty pettily narrowly minded in general.. it takes effort not to be.. a buddha nature, a divorce of spirit from the illusion of self and an all-important ego.. umm, or some such nonsense:P ..fuck if i know now, but if i ever reach enlightenment, i'll be sure to come back and try my best to enlighten you too;) ..until then, i freely admit that i can't help but sometimes be closeminded about certain things too.. there's lots of things about how other people think and behave that i don't want to even begin to think about myself, let alone understand in an accepting, "i'm cool with that" kind of way:P
well, sure... here or anywhere, i think people by and large tend to be prideful, spiteful, judgemental, hypocritical, selfish, self-serving and pretty pettily narrowly minded in general.. it takes effort not to be.. a buddha nature, a divorce of spirit from the illusion of self and an all-important ego.. umm, or some such nonsense:P ..fuck if i know now, but if i ever reach enlightenment, i'll be sure to come back and try my best to enlighten you too;) ..until then, i freely admit that i can't help but sometimes be closeminded about certain things too.. there's lots of things about how other people think and behave that i don't want to even begin to think about myself, let alone understand in an accepting, "i'm cool with that" kind of way:P
RE: for INYF 29 jan 2006
Do you have any little plastic submarines than go up and down in the bath?
RE: WARNING!!!!
Thanks for the warning :)
But as I have no friends I never open any yahoo messages cos they are never from anyone I know :(
But as I have no friends I never open any yahoo messages cos they are never from anyone I know :(
RE: WARNING!!!!
If you downloaded the File from that webpage and you ran it, something certainly did happen, you just didnt know it. Its how its supposed to happen. You probably infected your system with the virus and it may be spreading from your pc without your knowledge.
RE: WARNING!!!!
*nneylla (11/5/2005 6:20:36 PM): http://www.program.as.ro/ click on web , it`s a good soft*
Neylla seems to be the culprit, or someone using her computer she is also spamming for other porn sites where she appears.
Neylla seems to be the culprit, or someone using her computer she is also spamming for other porn sites where she appears.
RE: WARNING!!!!
listen, if someones YH is sending you this message, and that person doesnt realize it, it means that THEY HAVE THE VIRUS. the virus is sending the messgae without the YH account owners knowledge. Its made to spread itself.
RE: WARNING!!!!
I had received that stupid message in yahoo "try it, its good soft..." several times from someone in my yahoo. When I finally messaged her asking why she kept sending me that message, she said she didnt. I told her to check her message archive. Wow, seems she did send it and she didnt know it! I advised her to have her studio admin check her PC for this virus because she obviously has it and had no idea about it..