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10 facts that you thought were true

1. Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Wrong, it's about every other hour.
2. We only use 10% of our brains. Wrong, we use 100% of our brains
3. Chewing Gum (not cum, get your mind out of the gutter for a moment)-takes seven years to digest. Wrong, chewing gum passes through the digestive system normally.
4. Albert Einstein flunked math. Wrong, Einstein master differential and integral calculus by the age of 15
5. Coffee sobers you up. Wrong, time is the only cure for drunkeness
6. Columbus proved that the world is round. Wrong, the greeks discovered that the world was round in 600 BCE
7. Reading in dim light damages your eyesight. Wrong,
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11. You thought there were 10 facts. Wrong, there were 7.

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opps-sorry-continue
wrong, it strains your eyes but that's it.
7. Darwin was the first to conceive of the theory of evolution. Wrong, the greek philosopher Anaximander proposed a theory akin to evolution more than 2,000 years before Darwin.
8. Prehistoric man had a short lifespan. Wrong, infant mortaility rates skew the average lifespan some lived their 70's
9. Eating junk food gives you acne. Wrong, acne is caused by a variety of genetic and hormonal factors
10-Alien cyborgs live among us, this one is actually true, and Elvis is still alive
...and to throw in a bonus fact: A condom is the best protection during sex for all kinds of reason. Wrong, and I will let you figure that one out

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PP are you ok, I counting 11 facts now without the bonus, anyway the bonus one I have figure it out, thanks bud and have a great time and good luck.

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I always enjoying reading your messages AustinPP and made the good one be with you

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Napoleon Bonaparte was not especially short. After his death in 1821 the French emperor's height was recorded as 5 feet 2 inches in French feet. This corresponds to 5 feet 6.5 inches in Imperial British feet, or 1.686 metres making him slightly taller than an average Frenchman of the 19th century.

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12-Wanking makes you go blind: that's why I don't go on vid. Uuuuummmpffff

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before CC

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coffee does sober you up if you're not usually a coffee drinker. Ofc it has no effect on you if you drink 3-4 coffees a day. but seriosly, who drinks just to find ways to sober up??

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RE: Viewers - What constitutes a good video session

Any of the above, depending on the day. My ideal host is flexible -- and I don't just mean physically -- and is able to get naked in a hurry when I have a meeting in 20 minutes, or can discuss politics until dawn when I have the time (and money, lol). I also like some kind of real relationship to form; not romantic necessarily, but it's just no fun to jerk off to dolls without personality, nor is it interesting to see who can create the most credible lies to obscure any resemblance to real life.

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Well said, I agree

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For myself I'm looking for a good conversation that has some meaning to it with a little extra spice to it that can heat up the mind and body.

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star rating

Can any of the chat hosts tell me please..... what is the purpose and the benefit of the number of stars a chat host is rated?
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you'd be wrong if u think the girls don't check their ratings or even care if it's a one or five. They know it's a reflection on them which does influence the number of members who go into vid. Then for those who work at studios it means whether they stay or go. Studio admin isn't going to keep a girl with low ratings. It's a biz and money rules in this case.

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A host should always remain a five star rating anything less is unacceptable by most members that go in video. If your just a chatter and come on here to just chat and not video than the rating is not going to matter just attention, only thing is I agree with truthbtold above the studio is not going to keep you around long.

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I guess that's why your have 5 stars

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5 stars - top of list, 1 star- bottom. I think men dont care about stars too much, but they just rarely check the bottom of the list:)

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Where has colombianart gone

I used to see a host named Monica who went by colombianart. I really liked her. But she has not been online in 2 months and I am worried she has left. Does anyone know how to contact her.
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when they gone they gone. often seen some guy searching for their favourite after they left. Girls go for a reason, new job regular partner. finish college etc. Unless they have made some contact outside of CC the last thing they wish for is to be chased after by their past viewers. This is in the main a job, when they leave most wish to leave it behind. There are exceptions, I have known some admit they find hosting addictive and return other than for financial reasons. There was an amazing Korean girl who left about 5 times' for ever' and returned who admitted she got addicted to being watched. But I think its rare

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Bidding in public?

Hi All, First I tried to search for similar question in 640 pages (!!!!), but I quit after page 5, because no search function here. Question is: is it done or not done to ask in CommChat for a best price for a videochat (HiLo for example)? The host could answer in pm, end the requester could keep it secret. This could save waisted time to look in each profile. I realize hell can break loose due to hard competition between hosts. Ofc, I would prefer to stick to my favourites (hehe), but what if they are not on-line? Curious about a broad opinion. Greetz
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if you do it, it is done. don't worry what others think. if hosts don't want to answer they won't answer. if some answer then at least you have some idea of what you want to know

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Thanks for bothering answering me ...as only one up until now ;-)

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Thanks for your reply, dear: I'll keep it in mind. Don't get the SH abbreviation though. Hugs

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Indeed, I meant HiLo card games, dear. I was confused you using another abbreviation SH. Looks promising when I am easily confused to play strip cards, LOL

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Nice try, fil :) Strip HiLo is set at the same price as 121, and, although you might be very very lucky to find a host willing to negotiate, prices are set at host login when starting a session and most prices are set by the studio owners, the girls having no say in the priced charged. saying that, it has been reported in the national press, that due to the recession, "working" girls in some red-light areas have reduced their prices for a standard "service". Unfortunately, this does not appear to have had any reflection on prices charged by studios/hosts on this site. Best of luck with the haggling :)

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Prices can easily be negotiated and changed... some times i have seen that after i have talked about show in text chat, and made a deal about it with host, host say she have to get ready for the show and she will brb... and after she have logged off and logged back in her price is mysteriously raised up, and when i ask about this, she say it was a mistake, she just dont remember what her price was before she logged off LOL

But then it works other way also, i have had some hosts who usually ask me to wait a moment so she can set up lower price for me, because she know i usually like to stay longer than 20 minutes.

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Also tnx, for answer . And yes, I forgot the most important: it is my intention to have a lower price, but to stay longer. Strong argument, i thought so

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Tnx answering here, Ray, much appreciated. I will try some day, without starting a war, hehe

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RE: Historical CC

I have some old favorites from that era, and am glad their profiles are still available for me to peruse. (Speaking of old hosts, if anybody has any memories to share about Ninele, please inbox me!)

Also, there's more marketing value for CC in saying "We have XXXX hosts in our database" than there would be in saying "We have XXX active hosts."

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Some profiles are not kept, I cant find old profile of a lady who still work here - from the time when she was new at site

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help for heroes

i don't want to get political or anything, but after the attack in woolwich, london, i want to offer my support for all my boys in the army. Whatever u feel about the conflicts around the world, its not their choice, but they do it for our freedoms. Thanks boys, keep up the good work.
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Well said eggers. Thank you to all the men and women who put their lives on the line. Prayers to family, friends and all affected by the attack, to those who put their lives on the line for us, to those in Oklahoma and to all who are going thru pain, suffering and turmoil because of those who feel the need to do harm to others and because of the affects of damaging uncontrolable weather...huggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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and I'd like to thank the last hot girl who gave me a boner.
you went above and beyond the call of duty and you are a true hero.
Never Forget.

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Pretty disrespectful of you to those that wrote in this post, and to compare your sexual pleasure's to that of those that have perished, and that have gone beyond there call of duty and sacrificed their lives for there homeland, and tragedies that have happened to them. They are the true heroe's.

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Radio Baby

Radio baby is going to be my Princess and Owner down the line and i am ready to devote myself to her and making her my first priority. wish me luck :)
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Luck is not what will be required, dear boy.

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Go get her ;)

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Oh good God!

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Go Fish>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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and your comment means what?

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RE: hi help pls

upload them to www.imgur.com

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RE: Tattoo as a way of self-expression

Tattoos look about as un-classy and trashy as you can get. If you have a little one in a private place fine, but big ones, and ones where everyone can see them look horrid.
This is a copy/paste but I agree with it. You don't have to though :) Good luck with your choice!

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I have seen some tattoos that look nice, but for me personally I wouldn't get one. The fact that they are not easily removed keeps me from getting one since I can change my mind about things, and if I did I would still be stuck with something permanent as a tattoo. Also you have to consider, if you get a tattoo when you are young, what will it look like when you are older?

A tattoo on the breast, will it look good if they become larger(as when pregnant) or when they sag when older. On the tummy, if you gain weight what will it look like? If you are injured or have surgery will a scar ruin it?

Tattoos here in the US are becoming very popular but it is also very evident that most people do not think about things like this when they get them. One guy I met has a large tattoo on his arm of the Devil sitting on a toilet giving someone the finger lol. Interesting when you are in university maybe, but what if you want to become a teacher, or doctor, or lawyer, how would clients feel to see such if you don't cover it up?

Nothing wrong with getting a tattoo, just think carefully and plan ahead before committing to the final decision )))

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I agree. Teaching prospects in USA would not even be considered for hiring with that tattoo that you described

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yup, my girl got a cute little dolphin on her perky little boob. Then she got pregnant. Now "Flipper" is "Shamu the Killer Whale" :D

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The nicest tattoos I've seen were in Hawaii. The native Hawaiian culture freely accepts tattoos as a form of artistic expression, and many of the designs are quite beautiful, incorporating the natural form of your body as part of the form/design of the tattoo.

So I do think they can be done well, but you want to find an artist. They don't have to be "horrid" lol. Good luck with whatever you decide.

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Thinking to get one. Thinking about it for years and years now haha! And i will get it, on a hidden spot ofc, just for me, not for everyone to see :) And no, its NOT where u think!:)

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You should get one of those very attractive full chest tattoos like every cool american girl seems to have now.

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No, ill get one like u! :P

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A portrait of Gandhi on your penis?
That would be hot!!

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i tried that , didnt fit :(

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Self expression and personal style are great. But of course how we present ourselves impacts how other people perceive us. That may not be right....but it is the truth.
Anyway....one option you may wish to consider is a temporary or semi-permanent tattoo. For example there is one technique that creates a tattoo that slowly fades away. That may be an option. I know a woman who put a tattoo of her boyfriend's name on her hand. And eventually she broke up with the guy and was stuck with "Bob" on her body. Lots to consider and I wish you luck.

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Being tattooed with a lovers name seems pretty dumb for obvious reasons!!, whether you consider it unreasonable or not they do alter your job prospects - depends on what they are. Small discreet private ones are ok. but I personally find them trashy. Certainly puts me off, kind of wrong kind of signal. never dated a publically visible tattooed girl. kind of naff, and they look truly awful on older people of both sexes

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RE: Breaking down barriers Part 2

I would have to say of the top of my head,
- poor cam feed
- girl is not typing (someone else)
- not having up to date photos, not saying massive expensive photo shoots but keeps (me) interested in looking at your profile.

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Girls using fake pictures, super hot model like, then you enter to find it looks nothing like that. very fast exit follows

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Phone Call

Has anyone used the phone option to Russian/Ukrainian girls. I am based in the UK. Would be grateful for any help on the best way.
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well I have a o2 tariff with allows 90 minutes of free overseas calls as long as I top up £15 a month.

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yes, but very expensive

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calling cards is the cheapest way

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Thanks for the information.

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DAMMMMMMNNNNNN!

SonofaBeach! A clap of thunder and I jumped out of my chair, knocked my laptop onto the floor, and almost turned my pants brown! Damn that was loud!
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Once I had lightening strike the ground about a meter from my window while I was sleeping. I think I levitated above the bed when that happened!!!

Found the hole in the ground there the next morning where it hit lol.

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realled missed

has anyone seen afrocentric 1 about she was such a gud host
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RE: Eurovision

Rather stick rusty nails in my eyes than have to sit through that shite

One of the additional benefits of the "lifting of the iron curtain" years ago was that all the countries now vote for each other, means Ireland don't have to host it anymore, was costing them a fortune in the 90's, just because the all love thecraic in Dublin on a freebie...

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Some songs are really nice! Congrates to Denmark!!!
I loved Ukrainian Zlata Ognevich ("Gravity"), who won third place:) congratulations!

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ohhh they were great with their song "alchol is free" :) Sounded like proposition to visit Greece:)))

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RE: Question to Hosts

There are are variants... Some hosts are too lazy to set the information about themselfs, or their imagination is poor and they cant come up with something interesting, instead simple smiles...
Others think that most members dont read profiles, so what' the point of puting the information ?
I think it's the answer;)
Any way you can enter the free chat and ask what u are interested in;) good luck:)

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I think Passion nailed it pretty well; The main reason is the misconception that the majority of members don't read profiles.
It's true that some don't, they are usually the "GET NAKED NOW SHOW BOOBS AND SQUIRT FOR ME" type of guys that many hosts complain about.
I have also seen exceptions, such as very successful hosts with short, to the point profiles, but they manage to sound witty and interesting in a 4 word sentence written with proper punctuation.

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It's your "shopwindow" if you will, why would not make it as attractive to the punter as you can. As a "customer" here, if a host can't be tht bothered on the presentation, and pictures, then why should the customer bother????

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Your profile is not remarkable for what you say. I do think it's honest, but I think that because I've gotten to know you outside of your profile (here mostly, thru your posts, and also thru cc mail).

On the other hand, your photos are terrific: imaginative and sexy and lovely. So for me in your case the photos are the main draw... for others it may be their words, or a combination of both.

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I think what seemsreal is saying (SR forgive me if I am wrong) is that your profile really says nothing about who you are, or what you will or will not do -- the reason I told you that your profile was so vague as to be meaningless (in helping a member understand what to expect). I agree with SR that your pictures are quite fantastic and creative, and you yourself are most beautiful -- but members could be given a bit more "guidance" on what to expect. I also agree that probably most members do not bother reading profiles for whatever reasons. And I fully agree with Piaggio11 that there is so much inconsistency in the categories, particularly the softcore and non-adult categories -- this in my opinion only serves to create confusion and hard-feelings among members. Some softcore do quite explicit or immediate -- while others show nothing or stall to extremes before showing. I think the softcore categories need to be more closely defined as to what is and what is not allowed, and hosts held accountable for it.

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I'm sorry I wasn't very clear. I don't think there's a formula. I just want a better sense of you as a unique person. Not your astrology sign.

And maybe for you the profile doesn't matter so much? Your photos are great, really. But in your profile you could encourage a member to talk to you in free chat. That way you indicate that you are willing to spend a little time to figure out how to proceed. Not every host is willing to do that, so it's worth mentioning. And I bet I learn a lot about you just by interacting with you in free chat.

These are just suggestions, not hard and fast rules by any stretch.

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I think u guys should get married. Really.

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LMAO.

Damn. You are sharp.

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I think many profiles are filled out by studios, particularly Asian girls. They areh mostly almost identical so I tend to go by the pics. You realise wen you chat with the girls they are not even aware what is on them

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What if a host prefers to stay a mystery?

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True, but some people misuse their profile fields.... I would rather make friends with a person who has nothing in his/her turn offs a small essay... :)

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Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

what is one of your favorite sayings here on a host profile
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NOt sure these are really sayings but:
"i will make your dreams come true...u will be back to me. Again and again..." - she does
"Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I`m yours forever"

And my personal motto: "Long live Tits"

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another good one I found on a profile "Dont forget... The real beauty comes from inside :)

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yes, agree----

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"I like to be in a center of men's attention!"

and from one I used to spend time with often who is very sweet

"Of course I am here to work and make money"

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Two days of the week I'm in the mood for love, One day of the week I'm in the mood for some wild sex, One day of the week I just like to chat, Two days of the week I do anything you ask me to do and one day of the week I performed a free private, so come in and try your luck with the right day.

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RE: What is your fave food to have a bite?

Kangaroo stew with onions and mashed potato with a side of greens. yummy..oh yeah , and a beer to wash it down with. scummy.

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Crocodile has the better flavour.. it has real bite to it, snapping good tucker.

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grilled rock lobster tails seasoned with lemon and garlic, good eating before sex

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better then sex tosh , really?

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RE: What is your fave food to have a bite?

Ok I will be over Friday with black tea with milk and a whole case of French cookies , wear something sexy , please .

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Scrambled Egg and smoked salmon on toast, goes down a treat

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MAybe not, certainly wouldn't want it DURING sex.
After sex, probably best be a bowl of pasta, using endurance athletes as a example as you would need to recover after burning thousands of calories after going on for hours and hours..

Me, best stick with a cup of black tea tea and a custard cream...

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RE: What is your fave food to have a bite?

mmm tea with milk, can drink it all day long even without any food.

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RE: What is your fave food to have a bite?

Throw a flour tortilla in the iron skillet, put on a little shredded cheese, salsa and a few little pieces of chicken or beef or whatever is handy. Let it brown slightly, fold over and it is ready to eat. Great for a little snack!

(add some jalapenos if you like it hot)

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RE: Dear members ...

So... you're back...

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Haha))

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your words will fall on deaf ears im afraid

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RE: Dear members ...

"the definitions of the categories dont really work, there are dommes in Glamour, Fetish, Dungeon....and every other category. "

Spot on

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RE: Dear members ...

Many hosts will not answer in text chat, then what? For me, I just move on.....

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RE: Dear members ...

Good advice and I agree, but I don't think many viewers read category descriptions or host profiles and even less read or are even aware these forums exist.

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RE: Dear members ...

" those who are surprised if girl from softcore refuse to show anal fisting are possably do not read category descriptions "

I think they are mainly surprised when they don't see nudity in softcore. I've gone to hundreds of cam sites since 1998 and only seen anal fisting once and it wasn't on this site.

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"Surprise! in softcore hosts not required to show anything, it is up to them what they show he he"

It's no surprise and I said just that. And I know I can go to instant action and see a nude show if I want to. It's my choice.

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RE: Dear members ...

Its ok, some members just don't know how to handle or treat a woman right. ;)
You will always have the Shy One by your side.

p.s. Learn fast you clueless members:P:P:P

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RE: Dear members ...

Quite right dear, manners cost nothing

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View by price?

Hiya all, no idea how to compare prices in the Search chat hosts compartment? Not that I am very avaricious, but I'd like to know who gives the est price for HiLo for instance. And I suppose: start a bidding in public is not done? Greetz
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Hello) U can play HiLo in 121 only;) so watch the one2one price;)

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Tnx , for answer, sweetie. But that means I have to look one by one profile, what the price is. A summary of the prices would be easier

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It is an old story... that would be really great option for viewers, but cc have been build for hosts, and hosts tell the rules here... and because hosts dont like to be arranged by prices, that will never happen here.

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RE: View by price?

that's why best girls are here:D
;););)

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RE: View by price?

I doubt that's the reason. They don't make changes readily here, without some compelling reason. How would they recover the cost of programming? I don't see how CC benefits.

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CC should have added a search by price many years ago , im sure many members would like to see it .

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I think you need to bear in mind that price isn't everything. cheapest is not always the best and the same with most expensive it doesn't guarantee a great experience.

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yup, the only thing a high price guarantees you is a high price.

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New discovery

Only now discovering this forum: found some familiar names also!!
Greetz here!!! But how to find the lowest prices for card games HiLo preferentialy with my favourites ofc. Hugs Fil
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RE: New discovery

i am ur favorite?hehe

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RE: New discovery

Welcome to the forums Fil :P

Dont get lost in them my friend

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Mother's Day

Happy mothers day to the mothers on here. And may we call ours and wish them a happy day, and to those who's mother's have passed on, may your hearts be filled with the memories that you cherish. Happy mothers day.
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yes happy mothers day to all and to one special one

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In appreciation of older women

I read this in an essay by the late Andy Rooney and couldn't help passing this along...

For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
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RE: In appreciation of older women

hahaha I love your nickname! thanks for your comment...

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RE: In appreciation of older women

all the pigs are paying the milk here to get off a little sausage:o.is this place a dream world or i'm thinking too much at this hour?:O.am i not a cow and i was milking the pigs and i didn't know the milk was white instead of green$$$???:o....damn i'm not married either:))) or i'm not that old??:o...so many questions:o u little devil:D-seemsreal-u made me laugh out so loud plus u made some light into my head-but i'm still not sure why i'm not married-God!it is hard to live with me even for myself:)
kisses to all my wounded pigs;)-we belong to the same yard even if from time to time some are trying to jump the walls;)

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RE: In appreciation of older women

hmmm-sounds like someone needs a hug

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only a hug Austin:o

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Love, I wouldn't mind being in the barnyard with you :)))) might get a bit muddy though...

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a free day spa??:)).mud is very healthy;)...now if i get a nice massage and perfect cleanning after i might join u;)

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RE: In appreciation of older women

what about some time in the loft, laying in the hay

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