General Forum
Hosts have choices
All hosts can choose their own category or categories. Hosts in the softcore categories can choose get naked in open or 121, for all viewers, for certain viewers, only on some days or not get naked for anyone at anytime in open or 121.
In the hardcore categories hosts give up their right to refuse nudity to any or all viewers or at least that's the way it's supposed to work. Sadly it doesn't work that way all the time, as I've seen more and more hosts acting like softcore hosts in hardcore categories.
Rule breaking by a minority of hosts hurts the majority of hosts that do follow the rules and do a great job for all viewers.
In the hardcore categories hosts give up their right to refuse nudity to any or all viewers or at least that's the way it's supposed to work. Sadly it doesn't work that way all the time, as I've seen more and more hosts acting like softcore hosts in hardcore categories.
Rule breaking by a minority of hosts hurts the majority of hosts that do follow the rules and do a great job for all viewers.
RE: Hosts have choices
True we buy and pay the camgirls so it is our right to get what we want from them! And you should not worry because Camcontacts has a great system here because the woman can be banned for breaking the rules she signed with a penalty point system. She signed up for it so no tears from the camgirl or wrong sympathy from us! Be strict and follow the rulez too. So my conclusion to keep Camcontacts great is that if you are not pleased and satisfied by the woman you report and punish her to CC immediately!
RE: Hosts have choices
Thank you mamba. I do great with real LADIES. But read my post I was not talking about them.
But how is your personal reply intended to be helpful to us viewers?
But how is your personal reply intended to be helpful to us viewers?
RE: Hosts have choices
Regardless of where he is, and with whom. A rude dude with a predisposition for misogyny will act lit out with a street hooker as well as with a "true lady". Only difference is, you will be more subtle when it comes to the "real lady", because she intimidates you more than the street hooker.
RE: Hosts have choices
Thank you! I like your opinion!
Yes as I am real gentleman I think we agree. +1
But sorry I also disagree with you a little cuz there are parallells but you should never compare buying street hookers to buying and playing the "ladies" in here on CC!
Yes as I am real gentleman I think we agree. +1
But sorry I also disagree with you a little cuz there are parallells but you should never compare buying street hookers to buying and playing the "ladies" in here on CC!
RE: Hosts have choices
Yes you can get a lot from hosts when the pay is sufficient. When it's worth it we show everything.
Recently I discovered a great way to deal with men who comes to the free chat to ask if I will show nudity. Just tell them at this price I will be nude after 10-15 min of chatting in pvt!
It's really sad but I find number of rude wankers increasing :(
Recently I discovered a great way to deal with men who comes to the free chat to ask if I will show nudity. Just tell them at this price I will be nude after 10-15 min of chatting in pvt!
It's really sad but I find number of rude wankers increasing :(
RE: Hosts have choices
If you are in IA and you expect to chat for 10 - 15 minutes, you need to move to softcore.
RE: Hosts have choices
WHy do you think she might be in IA. From her post it seems clear that she is in one of the softcore categories.
RE: Hosts have choices
My post referred to hosts in hardcore categories acting like softcore hosts. I acknowledged sottcore hosts are not obligated to ever do a show for anyone. I have no issue with softcore hosts as long as they aren't in a hardcore category.
RE: Hosts have choices
.... just going to give it a rest and stop continually posting about categories and profiles ?
Questions about men
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy.
Q: Why are men like commercials? A: You can't believe a word they say.
Q: Why are men like popcorn? A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex.
Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? A: When the power goes off.
Q: What do men and women have in common? A: They both distrust men.
Q: How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? A: Guilt gifts are nicer.
Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A: His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q: How is a man like the weather? A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Q: What is the difference between a man and childbirth? A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is giving birth.
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Q: Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? A: Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? A: Slow.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A: They're married.
Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? A: An insurance company.
Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings? A: Because they don't have any.
Q: How are men like noodles? A: They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Q: Why are men and spray paint alike? A: One squeeze and they're all over you.
Q: Why is food better than men? A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Q: Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars? A: At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 5000 miles, whichever came first.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So oxygen can get to their brains.
Q: What do ceramic tile and men have in common? A: If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!
Q: How do you grow your own dope? A: Plant a man.
Q: Why are men like commercials? A: You can't believe a word they say.
Q: Why are men like popcorn? A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? A: Sex.
Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? A: When the power goes off.
Q: What do men and women have in common? A: They both distrust men.
Q: How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? A: Guilt gifts are nicer.
Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A: His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q: How is a man like the weather? A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Q: What is the difference between a man and childbirth? A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is giving birth.
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Q: Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? A: Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? A: Slow.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A: They're married.
Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? A: An insurance company.
Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings? A: Because they don't have any.
Q: How are men like noodles? A: They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Q: Why are men and spray paint alike? A: One squeeze and they're all over you.
Q: Why is food better than men? A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Q: Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars? A: At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 5000 miles, whichever came first.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So oxygen can get to their brains.
Q: What do ceramic tile and men have in common? A: If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!
Q: How do you grow your own dope? A: Plant a man.
RE: GIANTS
maybe walker and brady need to go back to brady bathroom again and play with it some---
super bowl
i offer my congratulations to fans of new york giants!
(and sympathy for fans of new england patriots :(( ).
(and sympathy for fans of new england patriots :(( ).
RE: super bowl
you guys are 3 and 3 in Super Bowls. It cracks me up when they talk about the Patriots in the same breath as the 49ers, Steelers, Packers, and Cowboy. The Patriots won their 3 Super Bowls by a total of 9 points....lol some dynasty
RE: super bowl
Niners buddy. If it weren't for one player's ( Williams) ' five mistakes in the NFC title game, the Niners would have had Brady for lunch in the Super Bowl. Brady went to my high school but have just never been a fan. He NEVER has any pressure on him. I could be Hall of Fame with his offensive line.
RE: super bowl
is there a more boring sport than american football ?? i watched synchrinized swimming the other evening far more exciting
If you here for love
forget it--just think about how many times you have heard the word here and got fool or should I say made a fool of you, just put a little bait out and see what happens. Happy Valentines Day All
RE: If you here for love
If you come here looking for love remember the hosts' job is to get you into video. Some will say and promise anything to get and keep you there. That's why to be careful.
And, in fact, some members will say anything in pursuit of their fantasies, so the host has to beware, as well.
That said, another host friend of mine is contemplating marriage with a member she met here.
And, in fact, some members will say anything in pursuit of their fantasies, so the host has to beware, as well.
That said, another host friend of mine is contemplating marriage with a member she met here.
RE: If you here for love
I did marry one too.
But still keep fooling guys around. That's the name of the game :)
But still keep fooling guys around. That's the name of the game :)
RE: If you here for love
Hosts win, members lose, right? And who cares, right? After all, it is only a game, right? And who won that game again..? And who lost?
And when all losers are gone..wow, suddenly no more business? That's what we would call sawing off the branch you are sitting on...
And when all losers are gone..wow, suddenly no more business? That's what we would call sawing off the branch you are sitting on...
RE: If you here for love
hm, DONT TALK FOR EVERYONE ! :) i know many hosts who meet here their husbands :)ofc some hosts lie that will meet u in real etc. but frm other hand ,why should she meet you? she probably get 100 suggestions like that everyday. you need to treat her realy in a spesial way and make her fall in love with you if u want to meet. and do not be just another client.and btw.. members lie also..that single bla bla..many hosts realy meet men and trying to have relations.and then even move to their countries. and i know examples..
RE: If you here for love
i would think that yes it could work. but it is a strange beginning for a relationship at best. built on the idea that to visit the woman you need to pay her money by the minute. i wonder how this idea carries over once they begin to 'date' in some way or fashion. perhaps it just continues and they are both happy with it?
RE: If you here for love
My fear is that we won't know what to say unless we pull out our laptops, log in, and videochat each other :D
RE: If you here for love
"i would think that yes it could work. but it is a strange beginning for a relationship at best. built on the idea that to visit the woman you need to pay her money by the minute"
As opposed to by the hour or night when out on a date lol. Maybe you don't pay cash, but now days dinner and a movie can cost more than what you might pay here, with a better chance of going home lonely.
As opposed to by the hour or night when out on a date lol. Maybe you don't pay cash, but now days dinner and a movie can cost more than what you might pay here, with a better chance of going home lonely.
RE: If you here for love
ok, but in real you need to pay also. if you invite her in cafe,bowling,hollidays,cinima etc. so why here should be the difference? you need to get her attention somehow. and in virtual case its seems just the only way to do it...sorry to say.
RE: If you here for love
sorry but that is bullshit argument. It is NOT the same thing as paying $/minute
RE: If you here for love
for example im very busy host on cc. i like many guys.many are very important peoples with me. but im working all the time. i have non stop privates. and i need money i need to pay everything ....im working and working. guys in love with me. and they want to see me and talk with me. and they know i will finish work in 5 hours. but they want to see me now. they are impatient.so its easier for them to see me now then wait when im free and avaliable for yahoo. Sometimes i feel weird and bad that guys need to pay me for chat. espesialy if they are not just members for me.. i mean real friends.but i cant make happy everyone.if they dont mind to pay. then im dont mind also.
Politically Correct Descriptions For Men
He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.
He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.
He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
Time 8:00 p.m.
Instead of Jokes and Complaints, I thought I add a little flavor to the forum here. Title Experience and Sex: Has anyone ever experience having sex in an elevator. Instead of going to the 10th floor as my girlfriend and I where heading to, the elevator took a the wrong direction it with down 2 floors (the basement and the storm cellar. The door all the sudden open and there it was seen, a orgy going on. My girlfriend look at me and said to me, you think we should join this or try going up. Before I continue this story--have you ever experience this
RE: Time 8:00 p.m.
I think maybe you are telling a joke! None of the orgies I've ever been to were in the basement. Please finish yr joke!
RE: Time 8:00 p.m.
party is over--so let me tell you the rest of the story,, my gf and me got into this and all I can say -was awesome, it has change my category here, cc needs couples category for us
RE: Time 8:00 p.m.
Yeah that was the Herpes convention.
Just remember - what happens in Vegas . . . . . lasts a life time! (the infection)
Just remember - what happens in Vegas . . . . . lasts a life time! (the infection)
RE: Time 8:00 p.m.
Isn't it traditional for stories like this to start with, "Dear Penthouse Forum?"
RE: Time 8:00 p.m.
Does Penthouse still have a forum? Is there still a Penthouse magazine? Why would anyone bother buying porn magazine (hard or soft) when it is so abundantly available on the internet, with action? Gosh, i haven't bought hardcopy for years! Nor dvd for nearly as long. Internet so much better!
RE: Time 8:00 p.m.
I have no clue if it still publishes. I never cared for that particular mag, but the ex-wife had a subscription about 30 years ago.
RE: Time 8:00 p.m.
I agree with you, however, the orgy story originator sure does sound like it belongs in Penthouse forum, along with all the wannabe porn-story writers LOL
good to see so many jokes
much better than the whining & complaing that sometimes seems to overrun the forum.means to me that most have happy good moods.might be the new year.long may it continue.
now my addition to(attempted)forum humour.
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir." :--)
now my addition to(attempted)forum humour.
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"
"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"
"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir." :--)
What's the deal with the plus 1 on hosts' profiles?
Is it the default setting on all profiles? When you like a host, can the host she who liked her profile? Can anyone else see? Any information is appreciated.
RE: What's the deal with the plus 1 on hosts' profiles?
Its a Google thing. Google Plus 1 and it will be explained. Not something most guys here would be interested in.
RE: What's the deal with the plus 1 on hosts' profiles?
Who on earth would broadcast their membership with this option or become a fan on facebook, for that matter? Can anyone explain the pluses?
RE: What's the deal with the plus 1 on hosts' profiles?
we dont like the +1 that interferes with the photo
girls i cant see your face so good with the +1 in the way. Male hosts i dont care lol
girls i cant see your face so good with the +1 in the way. Male hosts i dont care lol
RE: What's the deal with the plus 1 on hosts' profiles?
No good telling us hosts that you don't like it. we did not vote nor ask for it to be put there....just like anything else on this site. we as hosts are not given the option as to whether it is added to the site or not.
RE: What's the deal with the plus 1 on hosts' profiles?
Use Firefox with NoScript and disable Google scripts and it goes away ;)
RE: What's the deal with the plus 1 on hosts' profiles?
You're seriously recommending NoScript?
My friend, I do believe you severely underestimate the general level of stupidity of most people.
My friend, I do believe you severely underestimate the general level of stupidity of most people.
RE: What's the deal with the plus 1 on hosts' profiles?
put your face as far to the left in pics, as possible. .
HOW MEN AND WOMEN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY . . .
How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
RE: HOW MEN AND WOMEN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY . . .
that is soo funny, thank you The Joker for a good Laugh to start the weekend off with...have a great weekend everyone....:)
The Big Flood (Joke)
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.
As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
Man hating jokes
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won’t stop for directions.
Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows, it hasn’t happened yet.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What men know about women.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
A: He’s breathing
Q: What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Government bonds mature.
Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.
Q: What do men an beer bottle have in common?
A: They are both empty from the head up.
Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don’t know. It’s never happened.
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
Q: What is a man’s idea of helping out with housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won’t stop for directions.
Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It’s sex with someone they love.
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows, it hasn’t happened yet.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What men know about women.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
A: He’s breathing
Q: What’s the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Government bonds mature.
Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.
Q: What do men an beer bottle have in common?
A: They are both empty from the head up.
Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don’t know. It’s never happened.
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
Q: What is a man’s idea of helping out with housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
RE: Man hating jokes
I had never heard the thing about putting down a toilet seat until I was with my finance about 10 years ago. She was the first woman I knew that complained about it so to get her back I always closed the lid as well as putting the seat down. When she asked why I told her if I had to lift it so did she lol.
Of course I never understood the reason being that if I didnt put the seat down she would sit in the water, I figure if she wasn't going to look before she sits, then if the lid was down she was going to sit on that and pee on herself.
Of course I never understood the reason being that if I didnt put the seat down she would sit in the water, I figure if she wasn't going to look before she sits, then if the lid was down she was going to sit on that and pee on herself.
Age Doesn't Matter
George Clooney 50 years old, famously embarked on a new romance with WWE star Stacy Keibler; he and the 33-year-old are still going strong. I guess age doesn't matter when sex is involve. Thanks George, I have something to look forward to down the road.
RE: Age Doesn't Matter
" I have something to look forward to down the road."
Only if you are rich and good looking, which I doubt is he case.
Only if you are rich and good looking, which I doubt is he case.
the /2+7 rule (RE: Age Doesn't Matter)
There's a simple rule to calculate the minimum age of the people you can date: take your own age, divide it by 2 and add 7. So, for Clooney, that would be 32.
P.S. before we start super-serious debates about the "right" age, this was meant as a joke ;)
P.S. before we start super-serious debates about the "right" age, this was meant as a joke ;)
RE: the /2+7 rule (RE: Age Doesn't Matter)
hmm, whos says that their relation is based on sex??? or, how much sex some get in a relation with that age difference? but, i`d take George Clooney at any age;)....ofc, only if jason statham isnt available!!!!!:D
RE: the /2+7 rule (RE: Age Doesn't Matter)
even if you have to change his diaper and remind him who he is twelve times a day?
RE: the /2+7 rule (RE: Age Doesn't Matter)
"So the youngest guy for me is 19 and the oldest is 34. Oh why cant it be a rule for my CC room!"
Why not write that in your profile?
Why not write that in your profile?
RE: the /2+7 rule (RE: Age Doesn't Matter)
then I will direct all members that are between 19 and 26 to you BC as I do not feel comfortable with that age range, no disrespect to this age range as they are nice people, but I am just not into teaching a kid how to be with a female.
RE: the /2+7 rule (RE: Age Doesn't Matter)
I have changed my mind, you really are mean, you call me grandma because I say I will send you members who are 19 to 26, I said nothing about 36 and top of it I did not even say my age, yet you assume I am a grandma.
Try to be nice to someone and they insult you. wow.
Try to be nice to someone and they insult you. wow.
RE: Age Doesn't Matter
I know George Clooney doesn't care and i'm sure the host here would care if he came here and pvt them.....clock running
Temptation (Joke)
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
RE: rating
I don't know your actual situation, but the ratings system on this site very much favors all hosts having a higher rating than on many other sites. I think it would be fairer to all if the ratings were based on the total number of votes a host got from the day she started here rather than the last 10 votes. I would also see a place where viewers could comment on a host after a show. But I'd expect to see pigs fly before there is any change to the ratings system on this site.
RE: rating
haha, so how many new viewers who just have bad luck and problems with connection, end up to be blocked by a host when host think that this a..hole gave them bad ratings in purpose? LOL
RE: rating
this rating sistem is realy annoying. if 9 rate me 5 and 1 rate me 1 coz hate me. then its not 5 anymore. it is weird...would better if stars could be counted after 10 minuts of videochat..
RE: rating
yes it would be better, if viewer need to stay 10 minute before he can rate, and then he can get all the money back if after 10 minute he still didnt like the show.. yes that is a good idea! )))
RE: rating
nope, i'd be more than happy with the cumulative ratings instead of abusing their right to vote when they like ( the 1st second or after 4 years lol ). this idea with the "last 10 votes count" is really silly in my opinion.
RE: rating
I agree if the member has a technical problem he should not rate the host poorly. But...some members may be uncertain if the problem is on their end, on CC's end or with the host. Hence the bad rating.
Rating can reflect the member's feeling how CC..fair or unfair as that may be.
For me a rating is based on a few simple things. Does the host substantially perform as agreed in chat. Does she look close to her photos. Is she into the show with a decent personality. I realize for many hosts it can be the middle of the night for them...but you chose this work. If a host does a good job 5 stars....Average 3....and if it was a complete waste of time or for stalling or scamming...1 or 2. Easy.
Rating can reflect the member's feeling how CC..fair or unfair as that may be.
For me a rating is based on a few simple things. Does the host substantially perform as agreed in chat. Does she look close to her photos. Is she into the show with a decent personality. I realize for many hosts it can be the middle of the night for them...but you chose this work. If a host does a good job 5 stars....Average 3....and if it was a complete waste of time or for stalling or scamming...1 or 2. Easy.
RE: rating
That is why we need a system where the viewer can make comments as to why and how he rated a show.
RE: rating
Agree! one member put me 1 star! coz i didn't want take clothes at video! and asked him come to 121!
RE: rating
If you are an honest host and perform to what you are indicating on your profile or host page then there shouldn't be a problem...if not then maybe you deserve those low stars. There are two sides to all stories my dear....not just yours.
RE: rating
I like this rating system, it gives really good advice about the models. Every time i tried a model rated lower than 3 stars it wasnt any good.
RE: rating
That is right. Hosts may complain about the ratings, but at the end of the day the really low ratings belong to terrible hosts, and that's enough to justify the system.
ccMail Notifications
Is it working now? Last several ccMails I've received have shown up in the notifications before I clicked on the link. if fixed: THANK YOU, CC!
RE: ccMail Notifications
I care because I have missed important communications because it wasn't flagging me that I had a ccMail. If you don't care, that's OK.
brb
Why would anybody say brb in chat room and only be gone for a minute or two. Why would would anybody in chat room say bring me some to, knowing miles away that is impossible. Why would anyone want to really date a host or member here, knowing..... well I will leave that one for you to think about.
RE: brb
I would date a host. Then she would be my date. In the middle east men sit under palm trees and eat their dates...count me in.
Viewers should not be critical of non nude softcore hosts
Nudity is allowed in softcore but only if the hosts chooses. Going 121 does not change the category, it only restricts other cc viewers from entering. Yes many hosts do nude shows and some even do shows in open vid but it is their choice. I've seen viewers post many times they prefer non nude hosts. And there are non nude hosts that are not clear about what they will or will not do in paid video, but that is just the culture of things and I've seen girls do the same thing on other sites. All viewers should be smart shoppers and ask direct questions up front or if they go blindly into paid video, they do so at their own risk.
Viewers should be polite at all times in all categories. But at the same time, do not be a patsy. Do not allow a host in the hardcore categories to spin you around. They are required to do an explicit nude show if a viewer asks for one.
Personally I avoid Strip Hi Lo because to me the rules are murky and unclear at best. Additionally the screen is the size of a postage stamp and any action is very slow.
The more viewers know about the rules and culture of this site, the better their overall experience will be in my opinion. Knowledge is power.
Viewers should be polite at all times in all categories. But at the same time, do not be a patsy. Do not allow a host in the hardcore categories to spin you around. They are required to do an explicit nude show if a viewer asks for one.
Personally I avoid Strip Hi Lo because to me the rules are murky and unclear at best. Additionally the screen is the size of a postage stamp and any action is very slow.
The more viewers know about the rules and culture of this site, the better their overall experience will be in my opinion. Knowledge is power.
RE: Viewers should not be critical of non nude softcore hosts
May the force be with u!!!!
RE: Viewers should not be critical of non nude softcore hosts
but when was the last time you visited a strip hilo host? The video size is adjustable just like any other video session...
RE: Viewers should not be critical of non nude softcore hosts
Yes you are correct, the screen size has increased from before. But the rules are still unclear and very confusing to me as a viewer.
RE: Viewers should not be critical of non nude softcore hosts
"The more viewers know about the rules and culture of this site, the better their overall experience will be in my opinion."
i agree!
i agree!
RE: Viewers should not be critical of non nude softcore hosts
There's a post in the Viewer Form right now where a few viewers are talking about being happy with a girl that shows a hand bra. To be honest I prefer full nude, but if I ask a host if she does full nude and she says no, I thank her and move on. But if the non nude hosts did not have viewers coming into their paid videos they wouldn't be here. So there are all kinds of viewers with different opinions.
? of hosts of russian womens
This is a question for to the Russian girls of who work here as the host---if you work in a studio---, do you have to you a boss and have to pay to him/her money to work here as the host? -----, and if you work in to your own house or apartments here as the host--- do you, again have to you a boss and have to pay to him/ her money to work here as the host?
RE: ? of hosts of russian womens
If yo really want to work for yourself just do a little work. Choose a new name that is very sinilar to the name you have had for years, maybe just add an extra letter. Make a note of the names your regs and CC Mail them from the new name. I am sure most of them will be pleased to learn that you are keeping a bit more of what they spend on CC and be happy to see you under the new name.
RE: ? of hosts of russian womens
If the host is good and hot enough...her regulars will find her. Telling them before hand, of course, is preferable. Plus you will still get the same number of new members stopping depending on your hotness quotient.
RE: ? of hosts of russian womens
a studio boss might help with computer issues and process payments to save the girls opening bank accounts. etc.
Impossible to Please (Joke)
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Hosts...Update your Pics
Hosts...please add some new pics to your profiles....many have less than 5-6 pics...many taken long ago. Members want to see many pics of your taken regularly. Some from the studio...some from home...at the beach. Also..look at the camera not the monitor. Want to see those eyes....I know it is a pain but look at the super successful hosts...for the most part they have tons of pics. Pics=videos=more money. Some hosts update every day. They are smart businesswomen.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
I agree. It is up to each host to manage her business the way she sees fit.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
You absolutely have the right to run your business the way you want to. My only observation is hosts with many pics generally have something pretty good to show. And they do very well financially here. Those with fewer pictures...not so much. It is advertising and, in general, the more you advertise your product the better you do. But clearly you are making a lot of money without a lot of pics...so good luck for you. For others...members have no way of judging how you look, what you do, and in many cases your personality unless you have some good, recent and abundant pics. The more the better...alwasy.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
So, here's a viewer offering some feedback. He is (at least partially) representing our customer base. He is making his point in a polite way, not insulting anyone. And what do you do? You reply in an arrogant tone (and, may I add, very broken English). Let me guess, you're also one of the hosts constantly complaining on the hosts' forum about low earnings? But, keep it up, this means more business for the quality hosts...
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
As you are so "smart", you should appreciate that English is not the first language of most hosts here. To criticise your colleague, therefore, for her broken English is both rude and unfair.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
I understand that English is not the first language for most hosts. Guess what, it's not mine either. Nor is it my second. I normally wouldn't even mention broken English, but when it's coupled with rudeness it just serves to complete the picture of that person. That's just my opinion, though, others may disagree.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
actually, i think it serves to complete the picture about you. you complain about arrogant and rude, yet were you any different toward that host?
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
About the rudeness of the host and guess what the first language globally is english so girls I think if you do your homework then you will do better by keeping up with the times. Rudeness from a host is unacceptable....period. This is a business and if you are not intelligent enough to learn from potential customers then you shouldn't be here.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
I agreed with you until you got to the point where you criticized her for her broken English and jumped to the judgmental conclusion that she was not a high-earner and a complainer. You should have stopped with your observation that she was replying arrogantly/rudely to a member offering his opinion.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
I imagine he cares because he is a member, and as a member I agree with most of what he said. As a member I like to see fresh pics, not some that are years old. Show me you are active and I'm more likely to visit. Not updating implies you don't care and that lack of caring will probably translate into the kind of show you give. Of course there are always exceptions, but generally this is what old, outdated pics and poorly done pics says to me as a member.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
The other point is that, unlike a lot of advice posted here there is no downside to this. I have never heard of a member saying "I didn't visit a host because she had too many pics".
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
Actually, I have seen a complaint here in the forums for that very reason. Viewer was complaining a host had too many pics and he could not view all of them, it was too cumbersome a process. Strange, the things people will complain about. As far as I'm concerned you are 100% correct, there is no downside to having more and recent pics. I suppose, however, that it is time consuming and tedious to make a lot of pics
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
Some members complained about too many hosts pics in archieve, like " all there are the same anyway so why to keep so many pics if they are not very differ." Keep in mind hosts here are just regular girls, not professional photograghers.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
Now you are talking about content. I would agree that 20 pics that are almost identical is not very interesting. I realise taking pics requires some time but surely it is better to spend 20-30 mins every couple of days to take a few pics than sit in video for hours with little traffic.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
I take new pics only if I get a new outfit, hate a lot the same photos.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
True...it is your business and the customers are the members. What good business person wouldn't want to hear what their customers want to buy? If that is you then maybe you could use some advice from them smarty pants...lol
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
Talking about updating pics ... has anyone seen thenicenana updated photos lately? 'A little shy'...............i don't think so! ;)
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
It was a chat only session with my pvt with her a few days ago. I did ask for nude show and she told me she was too shy to do one.
RE: Hosts...Update your Pics
mmmm love to take pics, can take everyday again and again :))
Sensusveris ?
Im looking for the stunning girl called Sensusveris. Her profile is still on CC but she didnt come here from dec 2010 !... Is she here, with an other nickname ? Or is she gone for ever (or towards an other live cam site) ?
RE: Sensusveris ?
By CC standards that is not a lot of time. Hosts can often take a bunch of time off around the holidays and during the summer. She seems a bit older than her stated age and she may have moved on. Keep trying back and yes...search other nicks. She could have had a beef with her studio if she was using one. Otherwise..her life moved on, new bf, marriage, a child, other opportunities....or...she will pop up in another month or two with the same or different Nick. Send her a CC mail with your contact info so she can tell you she is back if she uses her old nick...
Is cybersex replacing real world sex?
With all the new hi tech do dads becoming available almost daily there may have been a big shift towards hi tech taking over many human functions. We have had test tube babies for years now, surrogate mothers and sperm donors. Who needs real sex when we can log on here and watch a pretty young girl get naked and we can sit on our dead ass and wank out 2 inch dicks under rolls of fat. We can just sit back drinking beer, farting not showering for weeks and still get our jollies.
Man ain't hi tech great! Yabba dabba do. Git R Done!
Man ain't hi tech great! Yabba dabba do. Git R Done!
Shake your Balls Like a Rhino
Any girl hosts who can watch me Shake m Balls Like a Rhino?
RE: Shake your Balls Like a Rhino
In the same way that taco is the abbreviation for tacoceros?