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This Is Our Life
This Is Our Life"
Baby this is our life
And I still believe that love is the answer
This is our life
I sit alone on the balcony
In the middle of the night
And everything is calm
And everything is right
Thinking back on the time
I was depending on somebody
Tellin' me what to do
I know what to do
Because we're born with freedom
We can live our lives
The way we want
And just the way we feel
And if we follow our heart
We will discover the truth
For me, it's love
My love is true
Baby this is our life
I still believe that love is the answer
This is our life I still believe our love will last forever
This is our life
Baby this is our life
This is our life
We're heading into the future
But we're running out of time
And we're running out of gas
We forget why we're here
If we stop for a moment
Give it all up for care
I'm taking care of you
Take good care of me
Because we're born with freedom
We can live our lives
The way we want
And just the way we feel
And if we follow our heart
We will discover the truth
For me, it's love
My love is true
Take care of yourself
Be nice to your friends
And visit your relatives once in a while
Give love to your family
Take care of your baby
Don't be afraid to open your heart
Bosson
Baby this is our life
And I still believe that love is the answer
This is our life
I sit alone on the balcony
In the middle of the night
And everything is calm
And everything is right
Thinking back on the time
I was depending on somebody
Tellin' me what to do
I know what to do
Because we're born with freedom
We can live our lives
The way we want
And just the way we feel
And if we follow our heart
We will discover the truth
For me, it's love
My love is true
Baby this is our life
I still believe that love is the answer
This is our life I still believe our love will last forever
This is our life
Baby this is our life
This is our life
We're heading into the future
But we're running out of time
And we're running out of gas
We forget why we're here
If we stop for a moment
Give it all up for care
I'm taking care of you
Take good care of me
Because we're born with freedom
We can live our lives
The way we want
And just the way we feel
And if we follow our heart
We will discover the truth
For me, it's love
My love is true
Take care of yourself
Be nice to your friends
And visit your relatives once in a while
Give love to your family
Take care of your baby
Don't be afraid to open your heart
Bosson
merry xmas
as its the time of year where i get to b nice just once...so here it is...
merry christmas....happy new year :)..Craciun Fericit.... La multi ani ----- Un An Nou Fericit.....gelukkige Kerstmis... gelukkig nieuw jaar...Joyeux Noël...bonne année... glückliches Weihnachten...schastlivoye Rozhdestvo...s novym godom...Navidad feliz... feliz año nuevo
HAVE FUN GET PISSED AND HAVE A FUCK OR 2...in my case i will just wank...peace all
merry christmas....happy new year :)..Craciun Fericit.... La multi ani ----- Un An Nou Fericit.....gelukkige Kerstmis... gelukkig nieuw jaar...Joyeux Noël...bonne année... glückliches Weihnachten...schastlivoye Rozhdestvo...s novym godom...Navidad feliz... feliz año nuevo
HAVE FUN GET PISSED AND HAVE A FUCK OR 2...in my case i will just wank...peace all
Merry Christmas
Well I hate this time of year, but I hope all you people can enjoy it. So...
Merry Christmas Wankers, Fingerers and the Non-Adult Eskimo's.
Merry Christmas Wankers, Fingerers and the Non-Adult Eskimo's.
Merry Christmas From the Family
hmm--since the community room was a sleep at the time I was there came back to share a song with you-
written by Feliz Navidad
song by Chase
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk---At our Christmas party--
We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog--
Little sister brought her new boyfriend---He was a Mexican---
We didn't know what to think of him----Til he sang Feliz Navi dad, Feliz Navi dad----Brother Ken brought his kids with him---The three from his first wife Lynn---And the two identical twins from his second wife MaryNell---Of course all about AA----Chain smokin' while the stereo plays---Noel, Noel, The First Noel
(chorus-all together now)
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on----Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone---Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store---
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite--A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights-----Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
(OK stop chorus singing--I take it from here)
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen---I can't remember how I'm kin to them----But when they tried to plug their motorhome in-
They blew our Christmas lights---Cousin David knew just what went wrong----So we all waited on our front lawn--
He threw the breaker and the lights came on--And we sang Silent Night---Oh Holy Night
(chorus again: all together now)
Carve a turkey the ballgame on----Make Bloddy Mary's cause we all want one---Send somebody to the Stop'n Go-
We need some celery and a can of fake snow--A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite--A box of tampons and some Salem Lights-
Hallelujah everybody say cheese--
Merry Christmas from the family
written by Feliz Navidad
song by Chase
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk---At our Christmas party--
We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog--
Little sister brought her new boyfriend---He was a Mexican---
We didn't know what to think of him----Til he sang Feliz Navi dad, Feliz Navi dad----Brother Ken brought his kids with him---The three from his first wife Lynn---And the two identical twins from his second wife MaryNell---Of course all about AA----Chain smokin' while the stereo plays---Noel, Noel, The First Noel
(chorus-all together now)
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on----Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone---Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store---
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite--A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights-----Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
(OK stop chorus singing--I take it from here)
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen---I can't remember how I'm kin to them----But when they tried to plug their motorhome in-
They blew our Christmas lights---Cousin David knew just what went wrong----So we all waited on our front lawn--
He threw the breaker and the lights came on--And we sang Silent Night---Oh Holy Night
(chorus again: all together now)
Carve a turkey the ballgame on----Make Bloddy Mary's cause we all want one---Send somebody to the Stop'n Go-
We need some celery and a can of fake snow--A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite--A box of tampons and some Salem Lights-
Hallelujah everybody say cheese--
Merry Christmas from the family
RE: Merry Christmas From the Family
and merry christmas to you from our family---we are heading to Sam's to pick up some pepsi and box of Winston Lights
RE: Merry Christmas From the Family
master-please help this family with all the uproar it seems they have and provide more tampons to them-so they wont have to go out so much-amen
stay out of bars-oh by the way 3 days to xmas
verse and saying from John Lennon: Imagine (wrote in 1971)
You may say I'm a dreamer----But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us---And the world will be as one
[cool]
Ok my story today: 7 beers with the wrong woman
Today, I played hookie from work and went down to the club to get me a glass of beer. I sat down at a table and a woman came up and said 'Dear, come over and sit at my table and I'll buy you a beer by the can. This woman was tall, sexy and beautiful. You could hang out your clothes on her line. She said she has been all over the world and has never seen blue eyes like mine. I fell for it, hook, line and sinker or should I say sucker. And than all the troubles began, from now on I think-I never will drink 7 beers with the wrong woman. She asked me if I had a wife. And of course I said no. Than she leaned cross the table, she squeezed me and gave me a kiss. I couldn't resist her advances. The room seemed to spin round and round and than all the sudden she said "There's my husband"-better run for your life or you'll not see daylight again. Now I'm in the house of correction (hmm another name for state prison), her husband told the judge I stole his woman. It's all on account of my drinkin' 7 beers with the wrong woman. Now men stop and think--before you drink 7 beers with the wrong woman. Merry Christmas and Love You All-Stay Cool.
You may say I'm a dreamer----But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us---And the world will be as one
[cool]
Ok my story today: 7 beers with the wrong woman
Today, I played hookie from work and went down to the club to get me a glass of beer. I sat down at a table and a woman came up and said 'Dear, come over and sit at my table and I'll buy you a beer by the can. This woman was tall, sexy and beautiful. You could hang out your clothes on her line. She said she has been all over the world and has never seen blue eyes like mine. I fell for it, hook, line and sinker or should I say sucker. And than all the troubles began, from now on I think-I never will drink 7 beers with the wrong woman. She asked me if I had a wife. And of course I said no. Than she leaned cross the table, she squeezed me and gave me a kiss. I couldn't resist her advances. The room seemed to spin round and round and than all the sudden she said "There's my husband"-better run for your life or you'll not see daylight again. Now I'm in the house of correction (hmm another name for state prison), her husband told the judge I stole his woman. It's all on account of my drinkin' 7 beers with the wrong woman. Now men stop and think--before you drink 7 beers with the wrong woman. Merry Christmas and Love You All-Stay Cool.
Rev White
Master- shut this guy up!! He thinks he is funny but he is annoying as shit. Amen
RE: Rev White
master-please forgive this person for whom does not know what saying, but at least thank him for giving their opinion, and by the way thank you master for another wing and another one here calls you master-amen
RE: Rev White
hahaha and some of u still think this forum is fine and nothing has changed??? wake up people! .....or better not, sleep well, there is nothing to read here really.
RE: Rev White
Nothing to read on this forum? :( Tthat makes my weiner sad, cuz I came here looking for the meaning of life and deep thoughts concerning all mankind. Not cheap jokes, snide comments, attention seeking drama queens/fags and useful and useless information about the girls I stroke-off to.
RE: Rev White
"God is dead".....Nietzche "Nietzche is dead" .....God
Oh Rev. White it is so fortuitous that you arrive to save us sinners in this time of seasonal bliss and lead us from these doubters of your wisdom...............peace be with you bro :) or is this a reincarnation of our former bro wtf, bannana, tnt, etc...................????????????????.
Oh Rev. White it is so fortuitous that you arrive to save us sinners in this time of seasonal bliss and lead us from these doubters of your wisdom...............peace be with you bro :) or is this a reincarnation of our former bro wtf, bannana, tnt, etc...................????????????????.
RE: Rev White
If he's a reincarnation of anybody, it is probably Pushkin. He too was also a one-trick pony. But certainly the rev isn't a new moniker for wtf etc., they had more originality....and sense.
RE: Rev White
Oh my sweet Lord, you did nothing wrong! You allowed me to come here and bring great joy into people's hearts and provided me with a reaonably cheap way of wanking on cam in front of young girls.
RE: Rev White
oh how nice to see my anti-twin here... children out playing pretending to be someone they are not. :))
RE: Rev White
Sad and psychotic, you really should be seeking medical help. Truthfully....I think you are probably ill.
RE: Rev White
Yeah me too, but at least he uses same nick so easy to avoid his missed attempts at humour. Pushkin was equally lame, pleased only those with a low IQ.
RE: Rev White
Well then bring on the high IQ jokes Einstein. I'm curious as to what your idea of a high-brow joke/resonse/post is.
RE: Rev White
Pretty much anything that requires a little more thought than just saying master and then posting a lame reply to the original poster.
Or a little more thought than continually posting "I have visited this host many times and can confirm that she likes 'something' on her 'something else' "
But at least as easy solution said they always post with their names and so it is easy to avoid their posts.
rev.white is the first poster to have ever achieved that from me.
I just hope that rev white does not now get all the sad individuals who used to imitate pushkin (not a particularly difficult task) trying to imitate him.
That's the people with the low IQ's I presume.
Or a little more thought than continually posting "I have visited this host many times and can confirm that she likes 'something' on her 'something else' "
But at least as easy solution said they always post with their names and so it is easy to avoid their posts.
rev.white is the first poster to have ever achieved that from me.
I just hope that rev white does not now get all the sad individuals who used to imitate pushkin (not a particularly difficult task) trying to imitate him.
That's the people with the low IQ's I presume.
RE: Rev White
Hurt my feelings? Do you really think I am so thin skinned as to have my feelings hurt by the previous post? Come on man, it takes a whole lot more than this to even begin to get me mildly upset.
P.S. Still waiting for the high brow humor.
P.S. Still waiting for the high brow humor.
RE: Rev White
Man 1 "My dog doesn't have a nose"
Man 2 " Oh then how does he smell ?"
Man 1 "Terrible"
Man 2 " Oh then how does he smell ?"
Man 1 "Terrible"
RE: Rev White
Just a little word to the wise. Using an alias that is the name of a scientist doesn't bestow on you the same intellectual gifts. It takes a bit more than that to become high brow. Lol.
RE: Rev White
Hell, if that was the case I would pick a name of a huge dick porno star. Only a mental midget would even think others pick a famous name in hopes of being like them. But nice try, keep em coming flash :D
RE: Rev White
Ok, is you mom still in instant action or did she make the cross over into transgender? Cuz she can kiss the rings around Uranus :D
Still any latvian hosts here?
Some years ago there was 75 percent latvian girls here... now ther eis not so many. I miss some of the nice talks I had to many of the latvian girls. Still any Riga gals out there?
RE: Still any latvian hosts here?
I have noticed the same thing. On another site where I started this habit (lol) 2 years ago I would say that 95%+ of the girls were from Latvia, now you can't find any, and the 95%+ girls are Russian...believe me, I'm not complaining, Russian girls are beautiful, I'm just curious about the change in demographics.
RE: Still any latvian hosts here?
master-help this person find more latin girls, and the rest of us thank you for all the girls here-amen
RE: Still any latvian hosts here?
yeah as soon as they became part of Nato and the EU all the Latvian hotties disappeared..............shows you its not all bad to be a commie
RE: Still any latvian hosts here?
:-)) the rev needs a lesson in the countries of the world. :-))
RE: Still any latvian hosts here?
Curious indeed. To what do you attribute the change? My estimate of the current demographics is the following: Approx. 70% Russian/Ukranian; 10% former Soviet Bloc countries (principally Romania); 10% Asian (principally Phillipino; a few Thais) and 10% Latina (almost entirely Columbian). What's your take?
i know it's early...
i know it's early but i just wanted to say merry christmas and happy holidays to everyone here.may this special time of year be filled with much joy and happiness,may you be with loved ones,friends and family and may you receive the most precious gift of all.the gift of love. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!!!
RE: i know it's early...
master--yes bless this paco with a joyful holiday season and to all out there too, we should never forget the celebration of you master on this day-amen
waste of time and money
all talk and no action .......talks to other people when in pvt too!!
RE: waste of time and money
master--it seems we have another discouraged member here, so we ask to be with him in is next pvt session that he has a double good time with plenty of action-amen
where r u bb???
where is loveelixir ? didn't see her long time:( the best girl i have seen here
RE: where r u bb???
master---help this person find their baby, it seems someone has run off with this baby, but we all know you know where this baby is at, so please return this baby to this person-amen
RE: where r u bb???
http://lolfun.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=4098&scid=10159
To all the lost favorite chat hosts.. we miss You :(
To all the lost favorite chat hosts.. we miss You :(
RE: Do you know where to get SHL-tests?
master-she host has asked for help on finding information about SHL test, well open her eyes and whisper in her ears that the test are in the mail and coming soon-amen
RE: Do you know where to get SHL-tests?
She host, per rev white's request I'll be cumming in your ear soon.
xnightolivex was LazyAss, maybe she under new name
shes in archives there, lots of pics Eric, long time host here so probally in somewhere......................let me know if u find her buddy
RE: new pics;)
master---wow this Delight Baby has beautiful pictures, give her all the success she needs while here being an host-amen
RE: new pics;)
thank you guys!! glad 2 hear u like my pics;)
not sure about Nashville;)) lolol
not sure about Nashville;)) lolol
Best wishes to everyone
Dear God
help me to have Christmas
in my heart every day
so that I may give gifts
of summer dandelions
or winter pine boughs
and know joy.
Help me to see
a snowflake
or a grain of sand,
a blade of grass
or a turning leaf
that I may know beauty.
Help me to hear
silence and church bells,
laughter and music
that I may know
the sound of Your voice.
Help me to feel
someone else's smile or tear
that I might know
understanding.
Help me to learn
about different people
and religions,
different customs
and lands
that I may know
the width
of Your kingdom.
Help me to receive
Your gift of love.
wish u all a very merry christmas and a prosperous new year. please play safe and drive safe. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. take care of yur loved ones and cherish them.
help me to have Christmas
in my heart every day
so that I may give gifts
of summer dandelions
or winter pine boughs
and know joy.
Help me to see
a snowflake
or a grain of sand,
a blade of grass
or a turning leaf
that I may know beauty.
Help me to hear
silence and church bells,
laughter and music
that I may know
the sound of Your voice.
Help me to feel
someone else's smile or tear
that I might know
understanding.
Help me to learn
about different people
and religions,
different customs
and lands
that I may know
the width
of Your kingdom.
Help me to receive
Your gift of love.
wish u all a very merry christmas and a prosperous new year. please play safe and drive safe. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. take care of yur loved ones and cherish them.
RE: Best wishes to everyone
cumhot, thanks a lot - very nice :)
just checked ur pics - wow -when will u be online again?
just checked ur pics - wow -when will u be online again?
RE: Best wishes to everyone
master-this person has given us all good advice and has set a good example of what we all should be thinking, continue this person fortune and good will-amen
Spanish Christmas
http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20061220/4588c350_3ca6_15526200612201741630655
Anyone here from Spain? Is this particular tradition common? It's umm...different. lol.
Anyone here from Spain? Is this particular tradition common? It's umm...different. lol.
For Members A Christmas Prayer
Guys. When you are sitting around your living room, or family room, or dining room this Christmas. Surrounded by your loved ones. Your beautiful wife, your loving children, your adoring grandchildren. When the words...Oh Dad...and Oh Grandpa ring merrily in your ears. Take a moment and think of that 19 year old Russian girl you have been jerking off to while your wife has been out Christmas shopping and whisper a little prayer. Not for the host....but in hopes your wife will spend the whole day at the after Christmas sales so you can perhaps get two pops in. Merry Christmas everyone.
RE: For Members A Christmas Prayer
Sounds funny, Getto :)
Hope you won't suspect anything when you wife comes with one single kettle after day long shopping :P
Merry xmas to you too !
Hope you won't suspect anything when you wife comes with one single kettle after day long shopping :P
Merry xmas to you too !
RE: For Members A Christmas Prayer
You give new meanings to the holiday season my man..............may the great bird of paradise land on your head with another load
RE: For Members A Christmas Prayer
master-it seems we have another married man here complaing about other married men on this site, oh please be with this person so he can chill out and tell his own story to his own wife and than he will be equal to the rest of married people on here-amen
taxi in moscow
how much does it cost to take taxi from sheremetyevo 2 to sheremetyevo 1. whats the max amount i need to pay
RE: taxi in moscow
Just come up and say "Sheremetyevo 1, 20 bucks". If they see you know they prices, they won't higher them too much.
RE: taxi in moscow
There is a shuttle service connecting both Sheremetyevo airports, departing every hour from Arrivals exit of Sheremetyevo 2 airport (ground floor, left wing facing the airport). Also, some minibuses stopping at the bus stop outside of the airport also go to Sheremetyevo 1, but be careful and ask the driver before boarding. You can also take a taxi, but usually it’s quite expensive ($10-$30), even though the way takes not more than 15 minutes.
I've used all modes of transport to get to Sheremetyevo 1 and I have never paid more than $25. Now I use a driver that I found through Uncle Pasha's site and he charges $20 an hour. So now I'm met by someone everytime I arrive in Moscow. Learning a few words in Russian and this gets you a long way.
I've used all modes of transport to get to Sheremetyevo 1 and I have never paid more than $25. Now I use a driver that I found through Uncle Pasha's site and he charges $20 an hour. So now I'm met by someone everytime I arrive in Moscow. Learning a few words in Russian and this gets you a long way.
RE: taxi in moscow
master-it seems this person needs a taxi ride--provide this person with a free ride so can get to the place needed to get too-amen
RE: taxi in moscow
I was wandering in the rain
Mask of life, feelin' insane
Swift and sudden fall from grace
Sunny days seem far away
Kremlin's shadow belittlin' me
Stalin's tomb won't let me be
On and on and on it came
Wish the rain would just let me be
How does it feel (How does it feel)
How does it feel
How does it feel
When you're alone
And you're cold inside
Here abandoned in my fame
Armageddon of the brain
KGB was doggin' me
Take my name and just let me be
Then a begger boy called my name
Happy days will drown the pain
On and on and on it came
And again, and again, and again...
Take my name and just let me be
How does it feel
When you're alone
And you're cold inside
Like stranger in Moscow
Like stranger in Moscow
We're talkin' danger
We're talkin' danger, baby
Like stranger in Moscow
We're talkin' danger
We're talkin' danger, baby
Like stranger in Moscow
I'm live in lonely
I'm live in lonely, baby
Stranger in Moscow
(KGB interrogator - Russian to English translation)
"Why have you come from the West?
Confess! To steal our Russian women, the great achievment of
the mothers and fathers, the accomplishments of their work..."
Mask of life, feelin' insane
Swift and sudden fall from grace
Sunny days seem far away
Kremlin's shadow belittlin' me
Stalin's tomb won't let me be
On and on and on it came
Wish the rain would just let me be
How does it feel (How does it feel)
How does it feel
How does it feel
When you're alone
And you're cold inside
Here abandoned in my fame
Armageddon of the brain
KGB was doggin' me
Take my name and just let me be
Then a begger boy called my name
Happy days will drown the pain
On and on and on it came
And again, and again, and again...
Take my name and just let me be
How does it feel
When you're alone
And you're cold inside
Like stranger in Moscow
Like stranger in Moscow
We're talkin' danger
We're talkin' danger, baby
Like stranger in Moscow
We're talkin' danger
We're talkin' danger, baby
Like stranger in Moscow
I'm live in lonely
I'm live in lonely, baby
Stranger in Moscow
(KGB interrogator - Russian to English translation)
"Why have you come from the West?
Confess! To steal our Russian women, the great achievment of
the mothers and fathers, the accomplishments of their work..."
Mental Health Christmas Carols:-))
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy
- can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy
- can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells
Hurricane Gussy:-))
One day a man walks into a whore house. He goes to the pimp and says, "I want something different."
The pimp says "Well, we have one girl that loves to take it up the ass."
"No, that's too common. I want something different."
"Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?"
"I'll be damned, that is different. I'll try that."
The man goes up to the room and takes off his clothes. A minute later a huge Amazon type women comes in. She starts jumping up and down, blowing as hard as she can. The man says, "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm Hurricane Gussy and that is the wind coming from the Hurricane."
"OK, I'll buy that."
Then she starts beating him over the head with her breasts.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Those are the coconuts nuts falling off the tree hittin' you on the head."
The man says alright. Then she stands over top of him and starts pissing all over him. "What the hell are you doing?!!"
"Those are the warm rains coming from the hurricane."
The man gets up and starts to put on his clothes. Gussy says, "Where are you going?"
"I'm leaving! Who can fu*ck in this weather?!"
The pimp says "Well, we have one girl that loves to take it up the ass."
"No, that's too common. I want something different."
"Well, have you ever tried a Hurricane Gussy?"
"I'll be damned, that is different. I'll try that."
The man goes up to the room and takes off his clothes. A minute later a huge Amazon type women comes in. She starts jumping up and down, blowing as hard as she can. The man says, "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm Hurricane Gussy and that is the wind coming from the Hurricane."
"OK, I'll buy that."
Then she starts beating him over the head with her breasts.
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Those are the coconuts nuts falling off the tree hittin' you on the head."
The man says alright. Then she stands over top of him and starts pissing all over him. "What the hell are you doing?!!"
"Those are the warm rains coming from the hurricane."
The man gets up and starts to put on his clothes. Gussy says, "Where are you going?"
"I'm leaving! Who can fu*ck in this weather?!"
Pushkin Returned :O
The artist formerly known as Pushkin looks to have turned to the church and now renounces himself as ---- rev.white
RE: Pushkin Returned :O
Well, I have read Rev White's post and can confirm the only kind of meat he eats on fridays is Nun :P
RE: Pushkin Returned :O
master-wo, this seems like a double request i should make on this one. First, its a shame that someone thinks i am someone else, but I can lived with that as long this person doesnt use my credit card. Second it seems someone else here wants to eat dinner with me at the Nun House, if ok with you master, can I invite this person-and by the way you all out there are invited for a Christmas Dinner at the Nun's House-amen
RE: Pushkin Returned :O
geeez that word brings back so many memories of being an altar boy too.............yeah everytime I bent over in the rectory having to shield my young and sweet ass from you know who.................