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Bridges,Knickers,Pants,Capris

How do you call the things which are shorter than trousers and longer than shorts?
I told bridges before till I was corrected "pants" then I called them pants and I was misunderstood.Then I was told the word "knickers".I asked one friend and he told "capris".How to call them so anyone could understand what I'm talking about?
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RE: Bridges,Knickers,Pants,Capris

Britches, Vera

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cargo pants

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I call those capris. I thought knickers were British underwear?

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Capris, also berumuda shorts

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What length are your "shorts"?
You could have Bermuda shorts coming to your knees, long/medium shorts just above the knees.
If you are thinking hafway down the calf, try 3/4 length pants.

PS Capris are cars as used by The Professionals :D

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ok the ones which are about 3 inches down my knees

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Knickers are the same as panties for girls. Britches are bigger knickers. Pants are mens underwear unless you are in the USA and then they are trousers. Bermudas tend to be long shorts so I would go with those Gort.

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RE: Bridges,Knickers,Pants,Capris

They go by many names...Capris, gaucho pants, kulats.
Take your pick, but I still prefer my girl in crotchless chaps.

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pants aren't mens underwear where i come from jive.underwear here is usually budgie smugglers or sack suckers.strides or dacks is equivalent to trousers.

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RE: Bridges,Knickers,Pants,Capris

always have been mens underwear.!!

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why Bridges or Capris?

I prefer skirts :P

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lol gort you should have known that already by your age. or maybe you've been wearing skirts and dresses only :)
bridges end just under your knees, capris end in the middle between your knees and ancles. knickers = bridges. pants is a general name for anything you wear on your bottoms except a skirt.

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RE: Bridges,Knickers,Pants,Capris

Bridges cross over things :)

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RE: Bridges,Knickers,Pants,Capris

Not all here as smart as you're.Many russians dont know how to tell some words in english.

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RE: Bridges,Knickers,Pants,Capris

Thx to all:)
And even more lol tricker.I have known that already by my age. And yes I prefer wearing skirts and trousers
Well I know how it's in russian.But if you have read all the post of mine you would have understood what I asked.I asked how they are called in english speaking countries.Cos all the words:capris, pants,knickers etc were told to me by members who saw my bridges.
Do you consider its shameful to ask how to translate some words in english?

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Theme Tunes :))

I saw these 2 singers in MTV earlier today and thought, HOLY FECK they would make the perfect theme tunes for CC...

The theme tunes for the guys would be
Pink - U and Ur Hand

And the theme tune for the girls would be
Beyonce - Naughty Girl..

Hows that for the theme tunes... Any more suggestions are welcome.. :P
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Hot & Wet ........ 112 feat. Ludacris

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dream lover

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RE: Theme Tunes :))

what about this ones
nasty naughty boy-christina aguilera
touching my body-danity kane
this body -janet jackson
showtime-nelly furtado
damn girl-justin timberlake
i have more:P:P

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RE: Theme Tunes :))

The beatles....Money...the CC anthem

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RE: Money

something about that tinny piano and the euro-accented female lead singing "just give me Money! (that's what I want)"

ivymike

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The difference between potentially and realistically?

A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned."

So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"

The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"

The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.

His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with a couple of slappers."

The father replied, "That's my boy."
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LOL........ a good one

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what is "slapper"?

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Quid is a pound (money not weight)

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RE: The difference between potentially and realistically?

my question...what is a "quid"

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Isn't a "quid" a sort of mollusk with tentacles? Kind of a cousin to the octopus?

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No - your'e thinking of a squid! Unless of course it's a sick squid in which case its worth 20% more than a fiver

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Vanessa I love you.

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RE: The difference between potentially and realistically?

well that went off at a different angle

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True Love:-))

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money,
and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place,
you either married it or gave birth to it!
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RE: True Love:-))

Many a true word spoken in Forum, Alex :-))

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3 Guys and 100 Women:-))

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."

The Sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.

"I'm a cop", says the first man.

"Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the Sheik.

He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.

"I'm a firemen", said the second man.

"Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.

Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"

And the third man answered, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
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RE: 3 Guys and 100 Women:-))

But how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? <crunch> the world may never know.

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Poem:-))

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been
Hey Masturbata!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!

Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her
Hey, Masturbata!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makin'.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin'.
Hey, Masturbata!
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RE: Explane me!

First of all, it's "explain" ( first I read "explore" )
Second. We're all a lil bit crazy..
So, third, yeah, it's crazy looking for a wife here, but while it's interesting to find a gf.. it's stupid to come here waving a banner " I want a wife" because those ones will get fucked, badly... and it will be through their wallets, then through their heart.

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RE: Explane me!

"Second. We're all a lil bit crazy..."
"All" including me also?:PP

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Especially you!

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Damn...i shouldnt had to ask it:PPPP

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I believe that the correct form would be lil' rather than your chosen lil , as you are contracting the word little.

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Thank you. I'll keep that in mind for next time.

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Why wouldn't it be li'l' as if it is a contraction and not just slang you are missing the tt and the e ?

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As any educated person knows, one does not show the missing letters as you believe, but one just indicates that a contracted word has been utilised (s not z) as in lil', guv', etc.

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pardon may you tell me detailly whats the difference between s and z?

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Depends on whether english or American spelling of certain words. Both can be used without mistake.

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RE: Explane me!

I bet your a fun guy on a night out.

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*you're

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Yes I did that deliberately so that you could feel intellectually superior.

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*Yes, I did that deliberately so that you could feel intellectually superior.

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Jist; too, macke yu, fe'eel reel'y grate, yu, can, corect, thiss ?

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*Who the hell pinched off a dookie in the urinal?

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the correct way would be li'l to denote where the word is contracted

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isn't,t'was,m'lady,wasn't,they're,weren't & on & on.guv is a shortening of the original guv'n.my original is still the way i think it is li'l as in li'l abner

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RE: Explane me!

I think most seek big sex, and use love and marriage as a means of getting what they want.

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And where and when you loose it:(

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I'd like to meet with my future wife, not with my destiny:DDDD

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open heart,open mind,trust,belief & honesty. if 2 people have these it can happen. then it takes determination,desire,commitment,patience & the courage to take the chance

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RE: Explane me!

There are some good girls who work on sex sites and marriage may be possible. Some of us are honest why we are here, but there is no reason why a person cannot, or should not, find a life partner here.

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it has happened here on more than one occasion

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not just here

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You say CC is a "sex-site" and yet you work on a non-adult category.... mmmm.... this makes me wonder if you get naughty in your shows :PPP

But dang.... you're cute ;-)

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RE: Explane me!

Not a hope in hell. Even Pushkin would have problems with this sweet, chat-only host.

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ohhh well.... cant blame me for trying right? :P

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I think you are confusing the illusion of such because most men here are into role playing and I am one of them. Its part of the game here and it helps in real life for sure. With my CC training I think I could get married in one day now and fly to Vegas :)

Im holding out a little longer however since why fix something that aint broke :)

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Dude, i so totally get where you're coming from - when a guy is able to hone his skills enough to really start clicking and vibing with the super hot women here, the help and confidence it gives in the ability to score points with actual, real live hotties is awesome. :)

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You got that right...............CC is many things to all types of people but this particular benefit is rarely discussed but its definitely real. My "line of shit" has so improved from my first days here and the forums help too with all types of seldom discussed gender subjects.

I think that if you stay on CC for a year and sample many hotties you have a post grad degree in the art of seducing or manipulating women which in itself if almost priceless for most of us pig men LOL.

The ability to jump from woman to woman and try new strategies cannot be duplicated in real life...........porn site my ass...........CC is a great learning site and better than real life in learning the ways of women.....................

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Pushkin

have had him many many times, and I can confirm that he definitely likes extra text chat only

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loooooool
way to go gort!

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RE: Pushkin

hahahahaha gort :-)))

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RE: Explane me!

is that a sex site here? =:-) LOL
so for me it's a nice place to chat and to meet nice ppl.........at least the girls are nice here..(most of them).........and i guess i can understand when a guy could fall in love with someone here.
If i only weren't much too old for it ;-)

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RE: Explane me!

I found a great girl here, married her and live with her in her country, have never been happier - but I didnt come here looking for love or marriage, I cam here like most guys to spend time with beautiful girls and have some sexy fun. Now I only come here to read the forums - I have my own personal show every night :p

Also at no point did I pressure her to stop working online, she made that decision herself and I would fully support her whatever she wanted to do. But we are both happy now :))

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what was her screen name?

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depends what you mean by GOOD, if your looking for a shy, god fearing religiuos and innocent girl then maybe not, but i doubt anyone here would want that.
I think what i find is that beneath the hard work exterior even the hardest instant avtion girl , is still a woman. and still have the same desires to be loved and wanted and be with someone who makes her feel good.whatever they say. just getting behind that " hard work exterior is the problem. some never let it down, some dont want to , maybe scared.. who knows. but some . and i met a few.. will let you in.. then u can start to find out what she is really like .. but maybe once u have sms , phone , yahoo , cam,, and then of course meet.
and then u start again..
I met now 8 girls from here.
2 lovers
2 long relationships over 6 months in real. and 2 still best friends, not here but get real letters , have met, see for a meal and chat sometimes, and get tel calls and sms.
i was not looking for that.. but it found us.
will happen again im sure, just so happy with those i met.

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so you agree it's a sex site?

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yes but not only.like life its what u make of it. the more open your heart & mind the more you get from it

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Tom


Tom
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My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control on our
cars.

We were used to hearing my father proclaim, "Take it, Max," as
he flipped on the cruise control during long trips in our
station wagon.

Recently, I was traveling with my parents in their new car when
we hit a wide-open expanse of highway.

My dad leaned back and said, "I think I'll let Tom drive for a
while."

"Tom who?" I asked.

My mother translated for me:

"Tom Cruise, of course."
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Groooaaannn...All natural story my dear :))

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Answers

As, it would appear, my attempts to alleviate boredom are not appreciated, this will be my last post.

The answers to Monday's post, for thse who took part. And 'Thankyou' Psy, for your support.
1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman is a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed
it, and hung it up to dry.

3. Charcoal.

4. Sure you can: yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

5. The letter "e" - the most common letter in the English language - is
missing from the entire paragraph
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It looks he decided already.. Pity, I enjoyed the jokes.. smiling doesn't hurt ( most of the times )

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yes

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RE: hello

Of course I have missed you. I have lost so much weight through worry. I am SOOOOO glad to see you back

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Hothooter18

Is there someone out there who can tell me what has happened to Hothooter18.
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desireey

very yummy asian host anyone know where she has gone? the best always leave:(
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she is still here. never left. she has just been using her other screenname more lately instead. in fact she is online right now... ShowGirl69

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Scarltet4u

Does anyone here know scarltet4u? She seems an extremely nice, sexy, giving and warm host to me! Tell me, if U like here smile and her show just as much as i do!
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I completely agree, she is great personality, sexy and wonderful show. Very nice person to have as friend too :)

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RE: Can you imagine

imagine that ;-)

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RE: Can you imagine

do what?

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Who wants to smell my chuck hole?

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Are they the birtch words?

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I will :)

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come over here and I'll bend over for you ...

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Today is:

Today is a special day!
Take your buds out to the local pub,
and buy them all a drink!


brought to you by your local establishment.
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er............why is it special?

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RE: Today is:

Today is a cracking day.... Accumulator landed and a profit of 590 quid. ... :D:D:D

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drinks all round then?

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Help

Help , Looking for a host who can dress like secretary ... Skirt , Button shirt , glasses , heels, stockings Any host help me out leave ur screen name , thanks
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yes I can see you as a secretary polina

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RE: Help

Try LustfulHelen if you can track her down. Very accomodating, but also very elusive for the past few weeks!

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xextasyx

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Words of Wisdom - 3a

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
at the same kids - Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids - Lori, age 8
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sheeezzz, when is this shit going to end?
someone remind me to stop reading his posts, worse than a friggin tele-marketer

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RE: Words of Wisdom - 3a

Stop reading
Nobody asked you to damn it!

It takes me few seconds to click on a post and several others to read.. what's the big deal? Either I'm too fast, either you're too slow.
Either way, nobody made you to read .

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Words of Wisdom - 2a

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
by then - Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

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LMAO .. good kid! lol

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Words of Wisdom - 3

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
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Uhhhh 1,2,3 are the same...
funny, nonetheless

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RE: Words of Wisdom - 3

Just checking if anyone is awake out there :D

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Words of Wisdom - 2

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
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RE: Words of Wisdom - 2

Whoops, forgot to sign, again

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Words of Widom - 1

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
keep the chips and dip coming - Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
who you're stuck with - Kristen, age 10
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Translation, Please

And finally......
Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has
just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahin his back, with
his rear end aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm
heatin'.
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RE: Translation, Please

this shit's funny ... if you say it in a Scottish accent ...

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Tuesday - Bored

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked
up to him and said, " Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit
puzzled. When he was about done shopping a man came up to him and said,
"Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout counter he intentionally got in the line where the lady was
that told him about his " barracks door". He was planning to have a little
fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my
barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady ( naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "
No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old
duffle bags."
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1BlondVika

Today is Vika's birthday.
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RE: 1BlondVika

Happy birthday, vika

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RE: 1BlondVika

happy birthday vika may all your hopes & dreams be nearer reality

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it shows how young u are ........in some year u wont tell anybody LOL
i wish u all the best Vika.....Happy birthday...and have a nice party!

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RE: 1BlondVika

Happy Birthday Vika :)

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