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RE: NEW HOST!!

Acute Denise? ;)

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RE: to topazsky

gotcha! :D

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RE: to topazsky

Welcome!

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RE: to topazsky

Welcome, just becareful, there are alot of peverted guys here.
Now, do you do double anal penetration?

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RE: NEW HOST!!

I don't know, man. I prefer girls born with a pussy.

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RE: is that the same??????

No, a slut and slave are not the same thing. I slut is someone who will fuck anybody, a slave is someone u "own" and is urs to use as u wish

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RE: is that the same??????

Slut fucks anything that walks... (well almost anythg! lol)

Slaves are forced to do things... (slap the bitch!!)

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Slut or Slave??????

If a woman gets me hot enough, I sometimes discover that I am becoming her slut. When that happens, she takes control and tells me how to put on a show for her. I love to see her relaxing and watching me as I follow her instructions. As I become more excited, I become more eager to obey her commands. If she seems to be sincerely enjoying being the boss, that makes it even more exciting for me.

Once or twice a host got me very excited and then made me let her gf's watch me obey her commands. This made me feel like a real slut, but it was very hot!

In my excitement might tell her I am her slave at some point and at that moment it seems true. However, if she tells me to do something I don't want to do, I just refuse so I do not think I am a really a slave.

I do not enjoy the dungeon hosts very much, because I think that most of the men who visit them need real abuse and pain and so that is the way the hosts behave. If a host starts to insult me I just laugh at her. I prefer to find a host in another category that is bored with giving shows and who has never experienced being in control. It is exciting for me to let them enjoy the feeling of having the power.

After I cum, the slut disappears and I return to normal.

So hosts, do you think I am a slave or a slut? Do any hosts really enjoy being in control? Does it happen often? Want to try it? ;)

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RE: Slut or Slave??????

i agree with u.mmmm yr words make my heart melt. the greatest thing in this world feel the warm care and let yrself be just a woman, and its possible when u belong to yr men, yr master. ..
and, dear viewers, ull never find real slut in dungeon. pity , not all can understand that...

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RE: Slut or Slave??????

Slut, slave, Bitch...they all work on CC
TWAK

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RE: is that the same??????

How about muffin?
mmmm warm muffins make butter melt :P
or is that my stomache talking? :D

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vacation on southwest florida island

i got a couple of responses from earlier post but nothing definite yet so if your interested let me know, available starting 14 october a private room and bath for a week $525, will share kitchen and living area, i just had married couple friends tell me they can not go because of last minute problems and i need someone or a couple to use the room because financial it will be hard on me otherwise, please cc mail or post if interested
Also the entire unit is available the week starting 21oct, at $125 a night, king size bed in private room and bath, two single beds with private bath, view of the gulf and the pool
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Scotland 1 France 0

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss :D

Sorry Psy :P
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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

No need to be sorry, I'm happy,that way french will shut up :D
I was in the kitchen earlier and my idiot neighbour was watching tv alone, he had the window opened so I could hear him making comments, all alone "that wasn't fair" :))

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

atleast the Scots actually won somewthing for a change

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

Scotland, fabulous result! England v Macedonia 0-0, pathetic! :( We should have played the England Women's XI - they are wonderful! :)

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

yes but do they swop shirts?

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

feck swapping shirts... I wanna be a fly on the wall when they are jumping in the big bath tub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|:|:|:|:|:|

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RE: Scotland 1 France 0

<------- Imaging the carnage of that bath tub!

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I don't want to go to school!:-))

Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."

"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me,"

"Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school,"

"Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?"

"One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
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Halloween

Halloweens coming and my ass is getting fat, please put a penny in the old mans hat, if u haven`t got a penny a sock will do, if u haven`t got a sock, i`ll strip for u.... :D:P
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RE: Halloween

I'll give you a pound if you keep your clothes on, deal?

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RE: Halloween

I'm getting in shape.....round is a shape right?

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Where ohh where?

Where are the horny girls hiding..?? Do they exist?? Is it all a myth?? Will i ever see one?? Will she jump me if she finds me?? Are they a dying species??

All these questions, and no answers to any of them.. :((
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RE: Where ohh where?

Wrong site Kosh.... u turned right when u were meant to go left ;-)

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To INYF

So is that better now INYF, you have something to read now, might not be very interesting but might relieve the boredom for a while at least... 2moro i`ll get up real early and do some posting for ya ohh and i`ll have a vup of tea ready for ya too.... :D hahaha and ur slippers, and if i can i`ll get the maid round to bend over in front of u from time to time... HOWS THAT.... Early Bday present from me.. The cup of tea i mean.. :P
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RE: To INYF

Thanks Koshed very much appreciated :D

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RE: To INYF

I gotta spare room for you two.... up to you what you do it it!!! lol (spare me the details)

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Another one for the girls..... :)

Ok girls which would u rather have on a guy... Big feet or big hands with long piano fingers...?? :P:))
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RE: Another one for the girls..... :)

Which head Asstarta, cos u know us men only think with the little head.. :P:))

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RE: Another one for the girls..... :)

Big groomed hands, sexy eyes and a "bad boy" smile))

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RE: Another one for the girls..... :)

I`m always satisfied with my feet and hands galaxy... My feet help me walk and run away from horny girls who want to jump me... Hold on why am i running away from then, feck i better turn round and run back.. :D As for my hands they are helping me a hell of a lot right now... Wanna see galaxy how they are helping me..? :P Your reading it right now, they helping me type this reply.. haha:P

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RE: Another one for the girls..... :)

if`opposites attract then you certainly will find a man with a "smart head" AsStartA!!!!

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RE: Another one for the girls..... :)

(sits in the corner sobbing looking at his tiny hands & feet)

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What is better?

Whats better in a woman, Sugar, Spice or all things nice..:D

I`d like them all, Sugar cos its sweet when licked, Spice cos it can be hot and naughty, and All Things Nice cos when all is added together you have an amazing little horny devil.... :D haha

Damn thats only me then not the girl, damn i forgot girls don`t get horny... :((
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RE: What is better?

The best thing in a woman is my ..................

No I'd better not or I will upset AsStarta :P

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RE: What is better?

no INYF..its me that upsets AsStarta...jeezzz...first u take kosh's spot now u want mine too...next u will want DM's place as the funniest ugly tnuc on CC

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RE: What is better?

Damn proud of that honour!!!!!!!! :D

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What would tempt u..!??

Here`s one for u all.. :)

What would tempt you to get naked in puplic..??

For me all u have to do is dare me to do it and thats it..
Many years ago i was dared by a few firends, girl-friends to walk down the street in my city naked.. haha which i did, only thing i wore was a mask.. :D That was fun, but i made sure there were no kids about when i did the walk ohh yeah and old ladies, didn`t want any old ppl fainting on me..:P:D
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RE: What would tempt u..!??

Old ladies fainting is one thing it's when they have a stroke you have to worry koshed :P

When I was younger I also did it as part of a dare very late at night.

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RE: What would tempt u..!??

I been on a bus naked too BTW.. :D:P

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RE: What would tempt u..!??

we have a"naked club"where when a certain word is heard you must get naked wherever you are.membership of this club is granted to anybody who walks naked home from our local pub with their clothes neatly folded under their arms.btw the word is not likely to be heard where there are young children..hehe

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RE: What would tempt u..!??

Are u a member of this club, tisme?)

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RE: What would tempt u..!??

So just a womans nose would tempt u galaxy... Damn, so i couldn`t tempt u in any way then.. :(

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RE: What would tempt u..!??

I wouldnt do it !

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RE: What would tempt u..!??

You are all insane

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RE: What would tempt u..!??

If you change your mind Alex, please let me know!

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Formula One anyone..!!??

Ok seeing INYF started it off this morning i better start it off properly then...

Any Formual One fans out there...??!!
If so who do u think is gonna win the Japanese GP and the Championship..?

As for me i`m hoping Fernando will win the next 2 races and the Championship..
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fernando,isn't she a chathost here?vroom vroom she gets my motor running!

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

Schummi fan here, so i'm fairly confident he'll win it and get a proper farewell championship.

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

Nooooooooo hate it! well, hate watching any sport.. but still.. last week had to wake up at 7 coz hubby wanted to watch it.. and next week or dunno when.. it will be at 6 :(( feck

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

Psy I also hate watching just about every sport :D

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

Hmmmm Psy i thin ku better get to bed early tonight as its 2moro its on at 6am....:D

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

FUCK ! not fair :((
and my souffre-douleur won't be here :(
life's not fair

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

Not next week..... THIS week (tomorrow)..... LOL

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

Alonso... Mmmmmmmm))

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

psy... why you have to get up because your hubby wants to watch it??... i mean doesn't he know how to turn on the tv-set??

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

I can't sleep alone :) and the tv is in the same room as the bed...

But anyway, he recorded it :D

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

Would be better if Alonso could,... but Schumi'll win tomorrow easily, am sure...and we'll see what'll happen last round in Brazil...:PPPP

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

I have no time for Shuey but I would like to see him win it as his finale then next year it's everyman for himself unless he's called Alonso.

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RE: Formula One anyone..!!??

Schumi has it in the bag....

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The Marines Father

Even if I believe all that I said earlier on the "for hosts" thread.. I liked this story :)

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A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
"Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat
the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.

Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he
dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen
tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his
toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a
message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside
the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in
the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering
him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse
suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.

He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine
was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital -
the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff
members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other
patients.

Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying
man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the
night.

Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the
now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the
nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy,
but the Marine interrupted her.

"Who was that man?" he asked.

The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.

"No, he wasn't," the Marine replied.
"I never saw him before in my life."

"Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"

"I knew right away there had been a mistake, but I also knew he
needed his son, and his son just wasn't here. When I realized
that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son,
knowing how much he needed me, I stayed."


The next time someone needs you just be there. Stay.

We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual
experience.

We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human
experience.

~Author Unknown~
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RE: The Marines Father

A very nice story thanks Psy :)

Oh sorry I forgot I am a big strong macho man so please Psy stop posting this girlie rubbish :P

Am I the guy who gives you the creeps ???????????

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RE: The Marines Father

:) at least I know you read this girlish silly story..

Nope, it's not you, that one is american :P

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RE: The Marines Father

Very nice one Psy:-)

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RE: if you are....

I`ll have fun Asst... i love fun, wanna play with me!?..:P
i have medium sized feet and big hands with piano fingers if thats any good.. :D

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RE: if you are....

Always come back to CC. It is addictive, like a drug, and not just the vids. Commchat can be a great place to lift the mood, or depress you even more, depends who is in. :-)

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RE: i hate it

hmmmm Asstarta pity i have plenty of dirty ones.. Maybe i should dig them out of the backyard and clean them off, maybe that will make them more clean... :D But i doubt it. :P

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RE: i hate it

AsStarta say it isn't so :(

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English

Are all the English textbooks in Russia 400 years old?

I've been called 'thee' several times in the last few weeks. This pronoun hasn't been used in conversation for a few hundred years....
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"Thee" is still part of everyday language.

Almost like saying "one" must leave CC :p

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RE: English

thee is to differentiate from the,thickhead!!

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RE: English

I have also had the same experience Anonymous. Don't believe it has anything to do with going back to the 'middle ages' lol, but I think it's a sign or meaning of respect and being courteous. This is rare in itself, as very few of the Russian hosts use this terminology if you will......But I just see it as being polite, and sometimes being polite means using a 'formality.' :))

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Perhaps it is the books that one city's schools use. I laugh when I see it, but it is a bit charming, as well. You can imagine them dressed as Quaker girls. LOL

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yes perfesser, I know what you mean. I can imagine that alright! It is indeed charming..... ;):)

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or imagine nailing Hester Prine in the ass

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RE: English

Why don't you try explaining to the young ladies the proper usage when they do something like that rather than talking down about someone whose first language is not English. Seems to me that would serv your purpose better.

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Caught the Koshed Bug

Okay I'm still bored (but don't worry I have to go out soon) and have decided to ask a question like Koshed does.

What are your favourite lyrics from a song ?

They can be about anything.

Please remember I am old though so try to pick songs or groups I may have heard of :P

A couple of mine are

"We're only making plans for Nigel we only want whats best for him"

As it was how I felt my parents were treating me when I first left school.

"If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting time after time"

Damn I've been here too long. You girls are turning me into a wuss instead of the macho ignorant rude bastard I was when I first arrived :(

I'll need to start hanging out with Imshy more :P
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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

An old song that I like?
Guess the oldest I can remember is Like a prayer - Madonna..

"Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
And it feels like home"

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

"...you know the nearer your destination the more you're slip slidin' away...."

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

A song and singer I have heard of Psy thanks :D

Oh by the way I know I didn't say ex-hosts in my post below but feel free to accept the offer if you wish ha ha ha.

Oh and if you reply could you somehow work in a blah blah blah - I like that as it reminds me of a girl I know.

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

"day after day,alone on a hill,the man with a foolish grin is keeping perfectly still,
but nobody wants to know him,they can see that he's just a fool and he never gives an answer
but the fool on the hill sees the sun going down & the eyes in his head see the world spinning round.
well on the way head in the cloud,the man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud
but nobody ever hears him,or the sound he appears to make and he never seems to notice
but the fool on the hill sees the sun going down & the eyes in his head see the world spinning round....."

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

wow INYF i thought yours would be"you will always find me in the kitchen at parties"or"its my party & i'll cry if i want to" :-)))))

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lol Well tisme I do actually like both those songs a lot.

But they don't really apply to me as know one invites me to the party in the first place :(

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

'standing alone in the kitchen at parties'

Takes me back many years to hear that lyric again. I was with John Lewis in the kitchen at a party and philosophing about it - he used our conversation as the basis for the lyrics and had a no.1 hit in UK with it. He earned a fortune and became famous, but I got nothing - difference between a creative artist and me! :(

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

there are places i remember, all my life, though some have changed

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

Excuse me for not reading first INYF.
But I thought I should let you know right away.
That the local building center
has a great special on posts ;)

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

lol thanks for the info topazsky I'll pop straight down :D

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

The other night, me and my Gal went ballin'
The other night, me and my Gal went ballin'
Went to a place called Joe's,
That's where everybody goes.

If anybody else knows this one, we're in the wrong Forum :D:D:D

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

"its only words but words are all i have to take your heart away...."

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"Let me fuck u dirty"... hahaha gr8 song and lyrics.. Thanks to Dom Dom sending me that song... :D

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

DAMN IT INYF you stealing my ideas, i`m gonna have to ban u and send u to ur room now without any tea...

Ohhh and the song that i like and that suits me a lot is
Madonna - Like A Virgin..

"Like a virgin, touched for the very first time."

Hold on till i get my bubble wrap, i have to protect myself b4 i go out in2 the real world, i better watch out for anyone with a pin or nail, they might burst my bubbles..:P:D

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

" I've just called to say I love u
I've just called to say how much i care"

Gr8 song by Stevie Wonder )) Always cheers me up))

Oh and one more-the hymn of my school

"I see trees of green, red roses too.I see them bloom for me and u. And i think to myself-what a wonderfull world"

Good old Armstrong))

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RE: Caught the Koshed Bug

Just thought of another gr8 song that goes well woth me..
Robbie Williams - Let me entertain u...... :D haha

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No new posts

I went to bed last night and when I got up this morning there were no new posts :(

This meant my brain had to start thinking about things and I was wondering if any girls on here would like to move category to girl-boy couples with me.

We wouldn't need to have any contact outside of cc or talk while we are here and our relationship would be one of a purely sexual nature (although I would expect you to make me a cup of tea if you were making one for yourself and I will do the same).

I know I would absolutely hate it when a guy comes into the room and asks you to perform oral sex on me and I watch that beautiful face and those full lipswrap around my cock or if I have to have full sex with you or perform oral sex on you. But this isn't about me it is purely to help you out as I am such a nice kind man.

As I am feeling really generous this morning even non adult girls can apply.

Failing that is there any host that can give me a free show this week and I will pay you next week .......... honestly !!!!!!!!! :D
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You of course mean by non adult the category and not a girl who has yet to grow up! Just thought I'd make that clear for you to avoid any possible unpleasantness from the thought police. :)

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Thank you Ally thet was exactly what I meant.

I must be more careful as I said something similar in comm chat to a non adult category host and she replied that she was an adult and was nearly 20 lol

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RE: No new posts

That's so sweet of you!
Unfortunately I cannot apply as my imagination kinda sucks.. so an online relation, be it only sexual, would be a big problem..

And now I'm out of ideas about what I could say, I'm sleepy.
But I'll make you a cup of tea anytime.

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RE: someone knows?

yes i have cc mail me for information

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RE: someone knows?

No, no information about that; however Chicagoman and 2ndREP have resurfaced recently..........What Fun! :))

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RE: someone knows?

im glad thm boys ar gonee!

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Love Rus Women but......................

I love rus women but they do have rather large noses........
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Congradulations! You are an idiot.

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RE: Love Rus Women but......................

If I have a bit nose this mean this is my distingueshing feature.So I don't want to change it.:D

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slaveman, I just can't believe you would belittle our Russian chathosts with that lewd remark! Whats worse is I've heard it before. Anyway, it's a "generalized comment," because you're talking about a population of several million people. All people are different as individuals regardless of the country they come from, both physically and emotionally. So, I find your remark insultive and prejudicial............Unfortunately, it is a typical remark made by so many, who are basically ignorant!

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RE: Love Rus Women but......................

I think all of you are overreacting to an innocent comment. I said I love them........................Im just making an honest observation like I would of any other person................I think big noses can be very cute :)

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RE: Love Rus Women but......................

Russian women have developed bigger noses through evolution. It was nature's way of helping them protect themselves by giving them the ability to smell when bullshit is being emitted from a man's mouth. LOL

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RE: Love Rus Women but......................

No, no. Did you ever heard of pinnochio? Well, its the pinnochio syndrome. They tell a lie, nose grows a bit. By the time russian women reach the teenage years they have developed big noses..

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Why is everyong picking Russian women's noses?
The title sounds like the original poster loves Russian women's butt...da dalink?

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BC, the clue as to why the original poster is picking Russian womens noses is in his nic.......slaveman, that is one of his tasks along with licking between their toes. personally i have noticed on cc at least - a high % of Russian women with "strong" noses, but i don't like little "barbie" noses so i think it's a good thing.

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RE: Love Rus Women but......................

i think here is other topic: americans have very short noses like monkey lol i am no rude but what the hell about russian woomans!

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RE: Love Rus Women but......................

Not just the noses most Americans also have the intelligence to match.

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RE: Find me any russian host with big nose

im more interested in big breasts than noses but whatever floats ur boat

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RE: Find me any russian host with big nose

I wonder if there is a correlation between the size of a russian woman's nose and her breasts like there is supposed to be between a mans feet and his todger.

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RE: Find me any russian host with big nose

My shoe size is 11 W.....not a record...but not too bad either....

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RE: Find me any russian host with big nose

I like ur breasts too Gorty.... Can i see them again, i`m doing a survey on if the nose is bigger than the breasts... Shhhhh don`t tell everyone, i`m only looking a quick peek.. :P

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RE: Find me any russian host with big nose

There is no Russian woman I have met here,
that I would not like to touch noses with :D :P
I don't see any difference in Russain womans noses.
You are very beautiful !
And as the saying goes,
Thats as plain as the ........
Oh, I better not finish that ;) :D

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Vera, most of these posters are teasing you and other Russian girls with this "nose syndrome." I don't believe they are intentionally trying to insult you or anyone else in Russia for that matter. What has happened here is that this post has gotton 'out of hand.' The problem with teasing too much is that yes, it will eventually hurt someone's feelings, and a war of words will then pursue. Personally, after having seen this same kind of post before, I would hope it would stop soon. People get a little crazy sometimes when they see a post in which they can exploit, or make it more crazier than it was originally intended. But I would agree for the sake of arguement, that it now needs to stop.

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RE: Love Rus Women but

Ah yes, the famed Russian Nose Syndrome.
Personally, I believe it has everything to do with natural selection - survival of the fittest, and all that.
You see, when you live in a land of perpetual winter, a longish nose helps to more effectively heat the air taken in during respiration. When a person has to wait hours on end in the cold just to pick up a roll of government toilet paper, that extra bit of warmth added to air breathed in helps to keep the brain from freezing up and turning that person into nothing much more than a scrumptious, mindless meat popsicle for a hungry bear. It's the Russians with the long noses who retain their mental faculties and the where-with-all to know to dive into the nearest snow bank for cover when such bears roam near. Thus, they survive, while the bulldogish and persian kitten-like nosed Russians among them all get gobbled up. Hence the rarity of button-nosed Russian hotties here.
It's science.

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Btw i have just remembered that one friend of mine keeps telling me that coz of such noses like mine wars started in ancient Greece. Does it mean that my nose is large?))

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RE: Love Rus Women but

No.
They were defending your honor!
;)

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you see vera, this post by Anonymous is exactly what I was talking about. It's kind of like the post about Bears running around Metro Moscow........It's now gotton 'completely out of hand.' Best advice would be just try your best to ignore it...... ;)

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RE: for hosts

Only one option, tell heim to slit the wrists-cool

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RE: for hosts

ro-host, your post made me sad :(

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Heh that's sad and I think I had several members like that... What to do? No idea.. wasn't a host long enough to bear with them for too long, or they were dissapearing..
Some people like to vant about how great they are.. and there are the ones that want to hear they have good reasons to live, they are worthy to be loved.. so they are using reverse psychology.. " oh, I'm such a sucker, I'm no good, I'm not funny" and the one they're talking to does what? Will tell them " indeed, you suck" ? No, because we want them to stop their whining and say " no, come on, you're a great person, I love being with you" bla bla bla.

And they are in constant need of attention.. But in real life, they look normal.. confident and all..
So, you have no choice.. you could try to change the subject, talk about something else than about his pathetic life. ( yeah, I'm mean, but there's this guy that I have in my mind and he gives me the creeps.. )

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RE: for hosts

Psy I'm the opposite. On here I pretend I am normal, confident and nice (well niceish).

It is in real life that I am not funny, I am no good and I suck :P

Oh by the way compliments gratefully accepted :D

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RE: for hosts

Compliments, here, or live? :P

I like to listen to people, I like to talk ( even if lately I pretty much hate people) and stuff.. but, hearing someone complain, on and on.. it's no fun, I can simply listen to myself.. No need for another. Really.

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RE: What girl wants

Fuck knows-cool

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RE: What girl wants

it is difficult question for men :) i can say that here some girl want meet interesting people and some girls want realize to fantasies and some girls just want money . one member say to me that eyes can say all about person just should read it :)

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RE: What girl wants

a damn good fucking every day I suspect

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RE: What girl wants

poor BooBoo counts you out then!!

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RE: What girl wants

you'd be surprised - anyway, there's always sheep.

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time in vid i suppose

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RE: What girl wants

Unconditional love...respect....humor....and yes a stiff one

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Given the unstable and highly volatile nature of female desires, I have developed a very complex equation that will answer your question Gentlerosy, for specific time frame, but I need 4 pieces of information first before i can begin, otherwise the results will be innaccurate. So tell me...

1)what day of the week is it?
2) what time is it?
3) which way is the wind blowing?
4) is there a full moon?

as soon as you have provided this information i will enter it into my equation and tell you what a woman wants during the time frame you have specified.

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entering information you provided into the equation....... waiting for the machine to compute and print out the results.... *ding*... removes slip of paper from the machine... and the answer is...

girl wants two slices of french toast lightly dusted with confectionary sugar and maple syrup, a handful of fresh strawberries and a cup of coffee with 2 sugar and cream.

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dude, if you really do have a equation that we can use to calculate what it is that a woman wants, this will be more important to humankind than the discovery of the Unified Field Theory ... you will be more important than Einstein but with better hair!

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RE: What girl wants

I DO have really great hair.

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einstein had great hair

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yeah, but this guy's is better!

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It's true. The trick is to always rinse and repeat. Leaves my luxurious locks so soft and manageable.

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I thought
Girls just want to have fun ! :D
Damn!
Now I got that song in my head
and I won't be able to get it out ;)

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Leaves me out Buddy. Hair is no longer one of my better features...used to be but no a clean scalp is about all I can offer.

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girls want a man who take care about them ,they want man who love them, they want man who say sweet words to them, who (try) understand them, man who is interesting to talk with ,..

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Ok isaac, if that is true, then explain why men who behave like jerks and assholes get laid so often by women. Doesn't that go against your theory?

Here is what i know... women know very little about what makes them feel attracted to a man in real life, because most of the triggers or stimuli that cause them to feel that attraction happen on a completely unconscious level and are unknown to even them. So if you ask a woman what kind of guy she's attracted to or what she wants in a man she is likely to repeat things she has heard all her life growing up about the kind of guy she "should" be attracted to. But that doesn't mean the kind of guy she "should" be attracted to and the kind of guy she "actually" feels attraction for are even remotely the same kind of guy. That is why, atleast in the case of attraction, it is better to pay attention to what a particular woman responds to, rather than what she says she wants.

Look around an see for yourself. I am sure you know at least one woman in your life who is always complaining to her friends about how the guys she dates are jerks and she just wants to meet a good man who will treat her good. But when she meets a good man or goes on a date with one, she doesn't feel anything for him, says there was no spark between them, and soon you see her with a new bf that is just another jerk. It might not be the fact that the guy is jerk that makes her feel attraction per se, but a trait they possess, which unfortunately may be more common in men that are apt to behave as jerks, that unconsciously acts as a trigger in her mind and makes her feel attraction. And if you were to list all the traits of her previous bf's you would probably start to notice a few similarities in the traits they possessed and thus begin to narrow down which of those traits are causing her to feel a sense of attraction to a man. In that way she could become more conscious of what it is that makes her feel attraction and therefore make wiser choices when selecting a bf in the future and begin to move towards more long term happiness with someone special.

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not my birthday

hey everyone today is not my birthday so let's have a party
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RE: not my birthday

As they say in Alice in Wonderland A Happy Unbirthday to you :)

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RE: not my birthday

And many happy returns as well on this your unbirthday.

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RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ

lol they were very funny Gortensia :)

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RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ

:-))

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RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ

want to see mine loooooooooool :P

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RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ

my pc that is :Dloooooooooooool:P

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RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ

Gort you can have mine anytime you need him.

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funny replies :D

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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RE: funny replies :D

Nadeen!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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lol I especially liked the first one :)

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Nadeen: Alex, what do u want for ur birthday?
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP

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i want pussy wrapped in nadeen

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Don't worry. If Alex won't claim it within three days, you can keep it :P

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Alex'll claim it in 3 mins:PP

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Nadeen: Alex, what do u want for ur birthday?
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP
Nadeen: Oh...really not much...i thought u will ask a lil storky with a big bed around it :D

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Nadeen: Alex, what do u want for ur birthday?
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP
Nadeen: Oh...really not much...i thought u will ask a lil storky with a big bed around it :D
Alex: Really? But did i mention, that i'd like a naked storky in that cake?:PP

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i didnt mention that either Alex :P

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Thats why i did:PP

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