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Love Rus Women but......................
I love rus women but they do have rather large noses........
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
If I have a bit nose this mean this is my distingueshing feature.So I don't want to change it.:D
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
slaveman, I just can't believe you would belittle our Russian chathosts with that lewd remark! Whats worse is I've heard it before. Anyway, it's a "generalized comment," because you're talking about a population of several million people. All people are different as individuals regardless of the country they come from, both physically and emotionally. So, I find your remark insultive and prejudicial............Unfortunately, it is a typical remark made by so many, who are basically ignorant!
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
I think all of you are overreacting to an innocent comment. I said I love them........................Im just making an honest observation like I would of any other person................I think big noses can be very cute :)
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
Russian women have developed bigger noses through evolution. It was nature's way of helping them protect themselves by giving them the ability to smell when bullshit is being emitted from a man's mouth. LOL
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
No, no. Did you ever heard of pinnochio? Well, its the pinnochio syndrome. They tell a lie, nose grows a bit. By the time russian women reach the teenage years they have developed big noses..
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
Why is everyong picking Russian women's noses?
The title sounds like the original poster loves Russian women's butt...da dalink?
The title sounds like the original poster loves Russian women's butt...da dalink?
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
BC, the clue as to why the original poster is picking Russian womens noses is in his nic.......slaveman, that is one of his tasks along with licking between their toes. personally i have noticed on cc at least - a high % of Russian women with "strong" noses, but i don't like little "barbie" noses so i think it's a good thing.
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
i think here is other topic: americans have very short noses like monkey lol i am no rude but what the hell about russian woomans!
RE: Love Rus Women but......................
Not just the noses most Americans also have the intelligence to match.
RE: Find me any russian host with big nose
im more interested in big breasts than noses but whatever floats ur boat
RE: Find me any russian host with big nose
I wonder if there is a correlation between the size of a russian woman's nose and her breasts like there is supposed to be between a mans feet and his todger.
RE: Find me any russian host with big nose
My shoe size is 11 W.....not a record...but not too bad either....
RE: Find me any russian host with big nose
I like ur breasts too Gorty.... Can i see them again, i`m doing a survey on if the nose is bigger than the breasts... Shhhhh don`t tell everyone, i`m only looking a quick peek.. :P
RE: Find me any russian host with big nose
There is no Russian woman I have met here,
that I would not like to touch noses with :D :P
I don't see any difference in Russain womans noses.
You are very beautiful !
And as the saying goes,
Thats as plain as the ........
Oh, I better not finish that ;) :D
that I would not like to touch noses with :D :P
I don't see any difference in Russain womans noses.
You are very beautiful !
And as the saying goes,
Thats as plain as the ........
Oh, I better not finish that ;) :D
RE: Love Rus Women but
Vera, most of these posters are teasing you and other Russian girls with this "nose syndrome." I don't believe they are intentionally trying to insult you or anyone else in Russia for that matter. What has happened here is that this post has gotton 'out of hand.' The problem with teasing too much is that yes, it will eventually hurt someone's feelings, and a war of words will then pursue. Personally, after having seen this same kind of post before, I would hope it would stop soon. People get a little crazy sometimes when they see a post in which they can exploit, or make it more crazier than it was originally intended. But I would agree for the sake of arguement, that it now needs to stop.
RE: Love Rus Women but
Ah yes, the famed Russian Nose Syndrome.
Personally, I believe it has everything to do with natural selection - survival of the fittest, and all that.
You see, when you live in a land of perpetual winter, a longish nose helps to more effectively heat the air taken in during respiration. When a person has to wait hours on end in the cold just to pick up a roll of government toilet paper, that extra bit of warmth added to air breathed in helps to keep the brain from freezing up and turning that person into nothing much more than a scrumptious, mindless meat popsicle for a hungry bear. It's the Russians with the long noses who retain their mental faculties and the where-with-all to know to dive into the nearest snow bank for cover when such bears roam near. Thus, they survive, while the bulldogish and persian kitten-like nosed Russians among them all get gobbled up. Hence the rarity of button-nosed Russian hotties here.
It's science.
Personally, I believe it has everything to do with natural selection - survival of the fittest, and all that.
You see, when you live in a land of perpetual winter, a longish nose helps to more effectively heat the air taken in during respiration. When a person has to wait hours on end in the cold just to pick up a roll of government toilet paper, that extra bit of warmth added to air breathed in helps to keep the brain from freezing up and turning that person into nothing much more than a scrumptious, mindless meat popsicle for a hungry bear. It's the Russians with the long noses who retain their mental faculties and the where-with-all to know to dive into the nearest snow bank for cover when such bears roam near. Thus, they survive, while the bulldogish and persian kitten-like nosed Russians among them all get gobbled up. Hence the rarity of button-nosed Russian hotties here.
It's science.
RE: Love Rus Women but
Btw i have just remembered that one friend of mine keeps telling me that coz of such noses like mine wars started in ancient Greece. Does it mean that my nose is large?))
RE: Love Rus Women but
you see vera, this post by Anonymous is exactly what I was talking about. It's kind of like the post about Bears running around Metro Moscow........It's now gotton 'completely out of hand.' Best advice would be just try your best to ignore it...... ;)
RE: for hosts
Heh that's sad and I think I had several members like that... What to do? No idea.. wasn't a host long enough to bear with them for too long, or they were dissapearing..
Some people like to vant about how great they are.. and there are the ones that want to hear they have good reasons to live, they are worthy to be loved.. so they are using reverse psychology.. " oh, I'm such a sucker, I'm no good, I'm not funny" and the one they're talking to does what? Will tell them " indeed, you suck" ? No, because we want them to stop their whining and say " no, come on, you're a great person, I love being with you" bla bla bla.
And they are in constant need of attention.. But in real life, they look normal.. confident and all..
So, you have no choice.. you could try to change the subject, talk about something else than about his pathetic life. ( yeah, I'm mean, but there's this guy that I have in my mind and he gives me the creeps.. )
Some people like to vant about how great they are.. and there are the ones that want to hear they have good reasons to live, they are worthy to be loved.. so they are using reverse psychology.. " oh, I'm such a sucker, I'm no good, I'm not funny" and the one they're talking to does what? Will tell them " indeed, you suck" ? No, because we want them to stop their whining and say " no, come on, you're a great person, I love being with you" bla bla bla.
And they are in constant need of attention.. But in real life, they look normal.. confident and all..
So, you have no choice.. you could try to change the subject, talk about something else than about his pathetic life. ( yeah, I'm mean, but there's this guy that I have in my mind and he gives me the creeps.. )
RE: for hosts
Psy I'm the opposite. On here I pretend I am normal, confident and nice (well niceish).
It is in real life that I am not funny, I am no good and I suck :P
Oh by the way compliments gratefully accepted :D
It is in real life that I am not funny, I am no good and I suck :P
Oh by the way compliments gratefully accepted :D
RE: for hosts
Compliments, here, or live? :P
I like to listen to people, I like to talk ( even if lately I pretty much hate people) and stuff.. but, hearing someone complain, on and on.. it's no fun, I can simply listen to myself.. No need for another. Really.
I like to listen to people, I like to talk ( even if lately I pretty much hate people) and stuff.. but, hearing someone complain, on and on.. it's no fun, I can simply listen to myself.. No need for another. Really.
RE: What girl wants
it is difficult question for men :) i can say that here some girl want meet interesting people and some girls want realize to fantasies and some girls just want money . one member say to me that eyes can say all about person just should read it :)
RE: What girl wants
Given the unstable and highly volatile nature of female desires, I have developed a very complex equation that will answer your question Gentlerosy, for specific time frame, but I need 4 pieces of information first before i can begin, otherwise the results will be innaccurate. So tell me...
1)what day of the week is it?
2) what time is it?
3) which way is the wind blowing?
4) is there a full moon?
as soon as you have provided this information i will enter it into my equation and tell you what a woman wants during the time frame you have specified.
1)what day of the week is it?
2) what time is it?
3) which way is the wind blowing?
4) is there a full moon?
as soon as you have provided this information i will enter it into my equation and tell you what a woman wants during the time frame you have specified.
RE: What girl wants
entering information you provided into the equation....... waiting for the machine to compute and print out the results.... *ding*... removes slip of paper from the machine... and the answer is...
girl wants two slices of french toast lightly dusted with confectionary sugar and maple syrup, a handful of fresh strawberries and a cup of coffee with 2 sugar and cream.
girl wants two slices of french toast lightly dusted with confectionary sugar and maple syrup, a handful of fresh strawberries and a cup of coffee with 2 sugar and cream.
RE: What girl wants
dude, if you really do have a equation that we can use to calculate what it is that a woman wants, this will be more important to humankind than the discovery of the Unified Field Theory ... you will be more important than Einstein but with better hair!
RE: What girl wants
It's true. The trick is to always rinse and repeat. Leaves my luxurious locks so soft and manageable.
RE: What girl wants
I thought
Girls just want to have fun ! :D
Damn!
Now I got that song in my head
and I won't be able to get it out ;)
Girls just want to have fun ! :D
Damn!
Now I got that song in my head
and I won't be able to get it out ;)
RE: What girl wants
Leaves me out Buddy. Hair is no longer one of my better features...used to be but no a clean scalp is about all I can offer.
RE: What girl wants
girls want a man who take care about them ,they want man who love them, they want man who say sweet words to them, who (try) understand them, man who is interesting to talk with ,..
RE: What girl wants
Ok isaac, if that is true, then explain why men who behave like jerks and assholes get laid so often by women. Doesn't that go against your theory?
Here is what i know... women know very little about what makes them feel attracted to a man in real life, because most of the triggers or stimuli that cause them to feel that attraction happen on a completely unconscious level and are unknown to even them. So if you ask a woman what kind of guy she's attracted to or what she wants in a man she is likely to repeat things she has heard all her life growing up about the kind of guy she "should" be attracted to. But that doesn't mean the kind of guy she "should" be attracted to and the kind of guy she "actually" feels attraction for are even remotely the same kind of guy. That is why, atleast in the case of attraction, it is better to pay attention to what a particular woman responds to, rather than what she says she wants.
Look around an see for yourself. I am sure you know at least one woman in your life who is always complaining to her friends about how the guys she dates are jerks and she just wants to meet a good man who will treat her good. But when she meets a good man or goes on a date with one, she doesn't feel anything for him, says there was no spark between them, and soon you see her with a new bf that is just another jerk. It might not be the fact that the guy is jerk that makes her feel attraction per se, but a trait they possess, which unfortunately may be more common in men that are apt to behave as jerks, that unconsciously acts as a trigger in her mind and makes her feel attraction. And if you were to list all the traits of her previous bf's you would probably start to notice a few similarities in the traits they possessed and thus begin to narrow down which of those traits are causing her to feel a sense of attraction to a man. In that way she could become more conscious of what it is that makes her feel attraction and therefore make wiser choices when selecting a bf in the future and begin to move towards more long term happiness with someone special.
Here is what i know... women know very little about what makes them feel attracted to a man in real life, because most of the triggers or stimuli that cause them to feel that attraction happen on a completely unconscious level and are unknown to even them. So if you ask a woman what kind of guy she's attracted to or what she wants in a man she is likely to repeat things she has heard all her life growing up about the kind of guy she "should" be attracted to. But that doesn't mean the kind of guy she "should" be attracted to and the kind of guy she "actually" feels attraction for are even remotely the same kind of guy. That is why, atleast in the case of attraction, it is better to pay attention to what a particular woman responds to, rather than what she says she wants.
Look around an see for yourself. I am sure you know at least one woman in your life who is always complaining to her friends about how the guys she dates are jerks and she just wants to meet a good man who will treat her good. But when she meets a good man or goes on a date with one, she doesn't feel anything for him, says there was no spark between them, and soon you see her with a new bf that is just another jerk. It might not be the fact that the guy is jerk that makes her feel attraction per se, but a trait they possess, which unfortunately may be more common in men that are apt to behave as jerks, that unconsciously acts as a trigger in her mind and makes her feel attraction. And if you were to list all the traits of her previous bf's you would probably start to notice a few similarities in the traits they possessed and thus begin to narrow down which of those traits are causing her to feel a sense of attraction to a man. In that way she could become more conscious of what it is that makes her feel attraction and therefore make wiser choices when selecting a bf in the future and begin to move towards more long term happiness with someone special.
RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ
lol they were very funny Gortensia :)
RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ
want to see mine loooooooooool :P
RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ
my pc that is :Dloooooooooooool:P
RE: Female point of view.What is common between internet and male sexual organ
Gort you can have mine anytime you need him.
funny replies :D
Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
RE: funny replies :D
Nadeen: Alex, what do u want for ur birthday?
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP
RE: funny replies :D
Don't worry. If Alex won't claim it within three days, you can keep it :P
RE: funny replies :D
Nadeen: Alex, what do u want for ur birthday?
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP
Nadeen: Oh...really not much...i thought u will ask a lil storky with a big bed around it :D
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP
Nadeen: Oh...really not much...i thought u will ask a lil storky with a big bed around it :D
RE: funny replies :D
Nadeen: Alex, what do u want for ur birthday?
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP
Nadeen: Oh...really not much...i thought u will ask a lil storky with a big bed around it :D
Alex: Really? But did i mention, that i'd like a naked storky in that cake?:PP
Alex: Not much Nadeen, just a lil storky with a big birthday cake around it:PP
Nadeen: Oh...really not much...i thought u will ask a lil storky with a big bed around it :D
Alex: Really? But did i mention, that i'd like a naked storky in that cake?:PP
I go to the gym....or I sit looking at the ocean and have a drink, I smoke a cigar....or sometimes I just sit quietly in a chair....thinking.
Cry.. as simple as that
but maybe I'm just a crybaby, so you shouldn't listen to me :)
but maybe I'm just a crybaby, so you shouldn't listen to me :)
Crybaby? Nope...you're Psybaby:PPPP
Lol Alex
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A title
I'm not sure I can't think of any time when I have felt that bad.
Maybe that's is one of the advantages of being an emotional vacuum who is incapable of forming any sort of relationship with other people :)
But just in case you are posting because you are feeling bad Lena have a big virtual hug from me :)
Maybe that's is one of the advantages of being an emotional vacuum who is incapable of forming any sort of relationship with other people :)
But just in case you are posting because you are feeling bad Lena have a big virtual hug from me :)
if you are going to see this funny film alone can sit behind you or a few aisle across from you? pleaseeeeeeeee!!! :-))))
back rows sure but not back row,then i can't sit behind you :-)))
How about a nice relaxing breast massage Monika? I can sit in the seat behind you and use the butter from your popcorn as a delightful massage oil. Mmmmmmmm.
God's Creation:-))
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God made you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me, too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered.
For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me, too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered.
For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.
"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."
RE: God's Creation:-))
lol...i think God forgot to iron Grandpa :)))
It happened in real...a mother told her little daughter that all people came from monkeys and daughter asks: "yeah?...do u have a pic of u when u was a baby-monkey?" :D
It happened in real...a mother told her little daughter that all people came from monkeys and daughter asks: "yeah?...do u have a pic of u when u was a baby-monkey?" :D
to BC
Sorry that was nice of you to point out my mistake
AIDS(acquired immune deficiency syndrome)
well in russian it sounds as SPID so i made a mistake while I translated.I thought it was acquired syndrome of immune deficiency.
Are there any other mistakes?
AIDS(acquired immune deficiency syndrome)
well in russian it sounds as SPID so i made a mistake while I translated.I thought it was acquired syndrome of immune deficiency.
Are there any other mistakes?
RE: to BC
just one mistake - the fact that I read that joke and now cannot get those 10 wasted seconds back.
RE: to BC
yes Gortensia u made one more small mistake. The "I" in AIDS stands for "immuno" not "immune" and it is combined with the word deficiency to form one word. So it is written like this... Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome. AIDS is caused by HIV (human immunodeficiency virus).
3rd wish
A man awakes to find himself lying by the side of a desolate country road. As he regains his bearings, he discovers that he has no memory of who he is or how he came to be there. As he stumbles about unsure of himself, a genie appears beside him and says "What is your third wish, master?"
Confused, the man asks "Who are you and why can't I remember anything?"
"I am your genie," the genie replies. "You are here because your second wish was to forget who you are and to be taken far away from everything you once knew. Now, my master, what is your third wish?"
"My third wish," answers the man, "Is to remember everything about who I am."
The genie laughs.
"What's so funny?", asks the man.
The genie replies, "That was your first wish."
Confused, the man asks "Who are you and why can't I remember anything?"
"I am your genie," the genie replies. "You are here because your second wish was to forget who you are and to be taken far away from everything you once knew. Now, my master, what is your third wish?"
"My third wish," answers the man, "Is to remember everything about who I am."
The genie laughs.
"What's so funny?", asks the man.
The genie replies, "That was your first wish."
Have you ever... Survey
A survey for the members of the site; something I have never seen discussed here... I think hosts might be interested in the answers:
Have you ever employed the services of a prostitute? A simple yes or no answer is okay, but stories would be so much more interesting and appreciated.
I have had only one encounter. Many years ago I was on business in Atlantic City, New Jersey. In later years, hookers were gone from the streets there, but at the time they were very evident. I was curious, since I had never seen hookers, except for when I was a very little kid. So I drove down Pacific Avenue that runs along the back of all the casino hotels there, "shopping" for the girl with just the right look. I eventually settled on a latina gal. I don't remember how much it cost, but we went back to my hotel room and I asked for and got a blowjob. No other sex was involved. She was very pretty, but the sex wasn't anything like how it is in a porn movie... it was definitely just a job for her!
Have you ever employed the services of a prostitute? A simple yes or no answer is okay, but stories would be so much more interesting and appreciated.
I have had only one encounter. Many years ago I was on business in Atlantic City, New Jersey. In later years, hookers were gone from the streets there, but at the time they were very evident. I was curious, since I had never seen hookers, except for when I was a very little kid. So I drove down Pacific Avenue that runs along the back of all the casino hotels there, "shopping" for the girl with just the right look. I eventually settled on a latina gal. I don't remember how much it cost, but we went back to my hotel room and I asked for and got a blowjob. No other sex was involved. She was very pretty, but the sex wasn't anything like how it is in a porn movie... it was definitely just a job for her!
RE: Have you ever... Survey
What a shock to hear you Mastertech had a whore. Wow.
For you info. I have had a couple (only) (escots and whores) over the years.
For you info. I have had a couple (only) (escots and whores) over the years.
RE: Have you ever... Survey
No, I have not employed a serivce of a prostitute. But anyway, I still have a story. I was with one of my brothers a few years back. Maybe 6 years ago, but I can't remember exactly the time frame. I live in Chicago. So we are going into the City of Chicago, and we were sober. It was early in the night. Not even 12 am. My friend always drove us into the City. He was much bigger than us weigh wise. My brother is so much different than I am mentally, and he had not gotten laid in 2 months. Once my friend got in the City, he needed to refuel. So he wanted to get what? My brother found a prostiitue at the gas station. He paid for himself, his friend and me to get laid by the prostitute's other partner.
Well his friend, which was my friend also, just went along with it verbally and so did I. Obviously him and I didn't feel the need to get laid by a prostitute. My brother did, and that was his choice. I can't tell you more details than that though.
Hope this answers your survey from my experience, MasterTech!
Well his friend, which was my friend also, just went along with it verbally and so did I. Obviously him and I didn't feel the need to get laid by a prostitute. My brother did, and that was his choice. I can't tell you more details than that though.
Hope this answers your survey from my experience, MasterTech!
RE: Have you ever... Survey
Yes. A few times. All over the US they have lots of asian massage parlors. All follow the same pattern. You enter through a sturday steel door. The mama san greets you. You pick a generally quite pretty, quite young asian girl. 18 and up. She gives you a table shower and actually some form of massage. They you tip her from 30 to 100 dollars and she performs sex. All takes an hour. With the house fee the total is around 120 for everything. Very clean. Condoms. Hot girls. Beats bad football or beating your meat to cc on a saturday afternoon. There is nothing like the real thing.
RE: Have you ever... Survey
4 times in my life and only one was emotionally satisfying; she was the oldest - maybe some 10-15 years older than me. She was kind, affectionate and I had nothing but very good feelings for her, but never went back. Looked for a special gf instead.
RE: Have you ever... Survey
True story. When I was in the military a bus load of about 30 of us were sent to the Nevada bombing range to work for a few months. One day our bus overheated and we were in the middle of nowwhere, we told the driver to stop at the next house we came across for water. Well the next house was a whore house, you should have seen the look on the madam's eyes when she opened the door to see a bus load of 30 sweaty, dusty military men, she thought we were there for some action, talk about priceless.
RE: Have you ever... Survey
There were some hookers (with their homie boyz) outside the McD in Piata Romana as I waited an hour for my date to show up. A couple were skanks, but a couple were rather cute. If they weren't all ganged-up like they were I MIGHT have dealt with one.
Who do you think about?
Do you only think about your partner when having sex or do you think about other people?
I sometimes think about my girlfriend's friend because she's sexy and slutty.
I sometimes think about my girlfriend's friend because she's sexy and slutty.
RE: Who do you think about?
I only think about my partner during sex. Sex is very special to me, no matter what. I realize sex is very unique between partners, but no matter what, I only think about who I am having sex with during the moment. I cherish her, good or bad during sex.
RE: Who do you think about?
I have recently thought about someone on CC during real sex which is not too cool for the real girl other than the fact she gets great inspired sex. Of course then she thinks I adore her. CC is getting to me big time.
To Monika22
Now if only you had swapped your answers to this post and the one two below I would have been even happier :P
RE: Who do you think about?
I have to say that sometimes when I'm having sex with my partner, my mind does wander to encounters I've had with other people. I usually tell my partner what I'm thinking about.... and since he shared most of those encounters with, he usually starts thinking about them too ;) Most of the time I don't think anything while I'm having sex. I just get lost in what I am doing....
RE: Who do you think about?
Unfortunately, the sex is usually over before I get a chance to think of anything. :(
well...
been nice joking with everyone , keep on laughing ..time for me to ride into the sunset... Happy Trails ;) bye
RE: well...
Why does it appear....anyway....that a lot of people are leaving? Has everyone's credit card maxed out at the same time, did you guys get carpal tunnel in both hands, did your wife catch you polishing the pole, or god forbid ...did you outgrow CC emotionally and spiritually?
RE: top:D
I think there are lots of hosts here with great senses of humor. The problem is knowing that generally requires the host has a good mastery of english and that you take time to know the host. Foreign humor can be clever, subtle and sometimes wry. That takes knowing a person to appreciate. I am not talking a series of LOLs on a screen....I mean really funny banter, sharing funny stories and being able to talk to each other in a humorous give and take.... In truth doing that gets me off almost as much as some action...almost I said.
RE: top:D
I totally agree with WTF. i have got to know only a few hosts here but those I have, I enjoy sharing a good laugh with.
RE: top:D
i would say my top, but i'm afraid imshy and paco will go to their corners again then :D
RE: top:D
the most fun is harry.she's always in great mood & lifts those of most in chat"all you need is love...." :-))))
Nagging Wife
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
RE: Jealousy...
not only love it can ruin lives.it can be like a cancer growing inside until it becomes all consuming.doubting,suspecting,unable to trust even the most innocent of actions can be a catalyst for one consumed with jealousy.at least that's what i think :-))
RE: Jealousy...
Of course it can. Especially when one of them uses it to play with the emotoions of the other. If you know your mate has a tendency to jealousy it is your responsibility to check your behavior and together address the root causes. If they can't come to terms that respect the feeelings of both they should separate.
RE: Jealousy...
jealousy comes from lack of trust...if there isnt trust, then there is no relationship
RE: Jealousy...
jelously can not ruin a relationship it can only make it beter. Now let me go out a flirt with some big titty babes in the bar and I'll promise I'll come back to you only darling. muahh
RE: Jealousy...
Yes jealousy can ruin a love! I am not like that, but I have seen where jealousy crosses the line for a guy with a girlfriend,and ends the relationship. My experience is objective, but I have seen it.
IM HERE FOU )))) COME IN AND I LL MAKE U HAPPY . ALL WHAT U WANT )))) I LL BE GLAD TO SEE U IN MY ROOM )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) WELCOME )))
whatever
You'll be glad to make some money of us you mean! And you should really learn how to spell your own hostname correctly.
must be hard going through life being perfect.lonely on that planet"upurself"is it?
to the aptly named pleb
No it's not hard at all, it is very enjoyable being the ultimate in maleness and being so intelligent at the same time. And it is not really lonely on our planet because there are several billion of us who are very much alike and we get along famously. And FYI, the planet is called "Upyourself" ... we don't use juvenile abbreviations.
RE: to the aptly named pleb
Hmmm if you don't use juvenile abbreviations why do you lower your perfect maleness & make juvenile humorless posts? if there are so many of you on this planet then being perfect upyourself maleness is nothing extraordinary .you don't stand out from the crowd,you are just run of the mill.think i would rather be like me,less than perfect but unique
again to the aptly named pleb
Buddy, you miss the whole point - on my planet I am one of many other perfect specimens of the male gender and no one rises above anyone else. But here on your world, I am the best of the best and I am far superior than any human male will ever be. However, I have found that in order to fit properly into your society where the male specimen is vastly inferior to myself, I must lower myself to your level and write juvenile humorless posts - although once again I fear my earlier point regarding the use of juvenile abbreviations has sailed over your head since the non-use of said abbreviations and the writing of humorless posts are completely unrelated.
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
no juvenile posts,juvenile abbreviations are not unrelated.you can not pick & choose which or what juvenile actions are accepted.if its juvenile its juvenile.its not the words posts or abbreviations which carry the emphasis its the word juvenile that is of importance.i was talking juvenile behavior.seems that being 1 of billions of perfect specimens has not given you an ability for clear thinking.maybe its our atmosphere that affects your otherwise perfect thinking.
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
hmmm, you may well be right, I may have fucked up ... perhaps you are also a refugee from my planet? Maybe we should get together and perform the Hysydhysji ritual and then have some semi-naked anal monkey sex?
RE: again to the aptly named pleb
doesn't that involve a banana(shuddering & breaking out in a cold sweat)
Paying a host
I was going to pay her with the money I made from being a sperm donnor, then visiting the hosts on CC would pay for itself. How much can I get? BTW my IQ is 76.
RE: Paying a host
dude, with an IQ of 76 you're only 7 points above being officially labeled a moron and I would think that the sperm bank would actually pay you to go wank off elsewhere rather than on their premises. But you never know, there could be chicks out there who want kids who are borderline mentally deficient, so I say go for it.
RE: Paying a host
Run Forest Runnnnn! Huhuhuhuhhhuuhuhu, Boy, your momma sure does care about you getting an education!
RE: Paying a host
So you're saying I'm an above average moron?
Cool! Above average is good right?
(now where did I put my protective helmet?)
Cool! Above average is good right?
(now where did I put my protective helmet?)
thx and cheers then
Hi all,
To all of u i have known , thx it was fun and interesting, it is time to move on. In the words of a really great host here wtf!
Also from, papasmurf, summerpixie & elvischippy. Best wishes to all
To all of u i have known , thx it was fun and interesting, it is time to move on. In the words of a really great host here wtf!
Also from, papasmurf, summerpixie & elvischippy. Best wishes to all
RE: thx and cheers then
CC is like a train with a party going on. People get on. People get off. The party goes on. The train goes nowhere. It costs people a lot of money to ride and in the end...where are you?
RE: I m 33 today! :)
Polinaaaaaa! :))) Happy Birthday!!!!... chmok chmok chmok and a big hug :)
have a GREAT PARTY!!! .....dont drink too much tho :D... many pa$$ionate fans to u :))))
have a GREAT PARTY!!! .....dont drink too much tho :D... many pa$$ionate fans to u :))))
RE: I m 33 today! :)
Happy Birthday, do you want to bend over for your b-day spanking now or later?
Pregnancy Class:-))
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,
along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this
stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,
along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this
stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is
especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the
time to go walking with your partner!"
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
RE: Pregnancy Class:-))
let me give you a hint Alex--whomever you think you are -your joke wasnt funny--but you are--and dont give up this cc job-thats all i got to say
vacation in southwest florida
available starting 14 october a private room and bath for a week $500, will share kitchen and living area, i just had married couple friends tell me they can not go because of last minute problems and i need someone or a couple to use the room because financial it will be hard on me otherwise, please cc mail or post if interested
RE: vacation in southwest florida
forgot to mention that the entire unit is available the week starting 21oct, at $125 a night, king size bed in private room and bath, two single beds with private bath, partial view of the gulf
RE: to pushkin
and i should confess..."Dantes" was me :D ...unbelievable, how many people want to get Pushkin! :)))))...poor guy :P
RE: to pushkin
Vera, I thought you wanted to chat with me? Weren't you interested in how Socialism finally prevailed over Capitalism?
RE: what to do?
Enjoy the falling bit AsStarta. That will be fun. But remember, the sudden stop at the end will be a doozy!
RE: what to do?
NOOOOO
just because your bored now does not meen you should jump from 8th floor, if you do that, you will die!!
jump from the 3rd floor, that way you will live AND get many painkiller pills. That will keep you from being bored for a few weeks :p
just because your bored now does not meen you should jump from 8th floor, if you do that, you will die!!
jump from the 3rd floor, that way you will live AND get many painkiller pills. That will keep you from being bored for a few weeks :p
RE: what to do?
Sad part is, if u really did jump....next week in viewer forum, they would be asking, if anyone seen or heard from u.....hehe
RE: what to do?
want to have some fun? go the mall with the sexiest skirt you have and see how many guys try to look at your butt without you noticing. PS, tell me which mall and what time ;)
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
happy birthday sofia..havent talked to u for about a year..hope u have a great day and say hello to Jud :p
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
its amazing the happiness that a birthday brings.the love from family,friends et al.i don't know you but i hope this day is all you hope for & the beginning of a wondorous year.many happy returns
RE: today is my birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear sofia.....Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!
Cheers,
M-Man
Happy Birthday dear sofia.....Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!
Cheers,
M-Man