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football fan
A man walks into a bar with a dog on a lead. The dog is wearing an England shirt. The barman nods and asks what he wants. 'A pint, please,' the man replies. He sets the dog down and starts watching the game on TV. When the local team score a goal, the dog goes jerking and dancing round the bar and doing back flips.
'Wow,' the barman says, clearly impressed. 'What does he do when we win?'
'I don't know, I've only had him for five years,' the man repli
stateforms
OK here are a few business/government terms made easy,I hope it increases your understanding of todays, technical and complex society.
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and then you all share the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
NIGERIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots you and sends the cows to Zurich.
MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate". The cow sues you for breach of contract.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government does nothing.
EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that, it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the right to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because of bad feng shui.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
COUNTERCULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like .... these two cows, man. You have got to have some of this milk.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
brain transplant
The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.
A few actually smirked.
But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
personal hygiene for rednecks
Personal Hygiene for Rednecks..........................
Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours.
Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.
Going without underwear is NOT an option.
Dab a little perfume here and there.
Once every month take the kids out to the back yard so pa can hose them down.
Both of your socks should always be the same color, or they should at least both be fairly dark.
Remeber, the cleanest kid goes in the tub first.
Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours.
Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.
Going without underwear is NOT an option.
Dab a little perfume here and there.
Once every month take the kids out to the back yard so pa can hose them down.
Both of your socks should always be the same color, or they should at least both be fairly dark.
Remeber, the cleanest kid goes in the tub first.
Guilt
Why do hosts try to make you feel guilty? "If you like (or love) me you would come to video" ........ if you say MAYBE later ....... then they say "You promised" .............................. understand this girls .............. I for one HATE it when you TRY to make me feel guilty. If we want to see you in vid.... we will .............. if we don't want to see you ...... all the whining in the world won't change that.
RE: Guilt
If you know you are going to get hassled by certain girls do you go back? and why if it bothers you so much? Just curious.
RE: Guilt
1. Because hosts can be so annoying and persistent that promising to come to video is the only way to shut them up.
2. I have never told a girl on here I love her and probably never will.
3. Are you sure you want us to be totally honest :P
2. I have never told a girl on here I love her and probably never will.
3. Are you sure you want us to be totally honest :P
RE: Guilt
i absolutely agree with u puzzled. I hate that too when a girl pulls the guilt trip thing. Totally pisses me of. A few girls did that to me, but they don`t now :)
RE: Guilt
Thank you totally..................honest host: maybe does not mean YES LATER............ so if someone says that ...... he probably means NO. Sometimes NO means NO.
to be fair...
the vast majority of guys do not love hosts... its not really possible to LOVE a host unless it becomes personal in here. Cam although it isnt faceless... is ust a form of personalized interactive porn. Yes some guys come in to chat and socialise.... which personally when I have time.. I love. But most are here to get off. If they dont come into video dont hassle them. It gives some of us a bad name and puts them off coming in. If they wanted to be nagged for attention and someone taking their money they'd listen to their wives damnit! lol.
RE: to be fair...
"Nice love and great friendship in text chat ,LOL:))"
You have weird thoughts about love and friendship, if you think members should pay for those things.
Friendship&love starts, when you continue your relationship outside CC and you do because you like the other person, not for money.
Here members can buy sex and fake feelings, nothing more.
You have weird thoughts about love and friendship, if you think members should pay for those things.
Friendship&love starts, when you continue your relationship outside CC and you do because you like the other person, not for money.
Here members can buy sex and fake feelings, nothing more.
RE: to be fair...
So, only money equals love or friendship honest host? Some of us are NOT rich Americans and we help when we CAN, but want to chat and be friends also, but cannot afford to go to video just to chat.
RE: to be fair...
I thought you meant in their personal room as you didnt say in com chat. But I would agree with you. Its inpolite to do that in com chat and bad manners are a discgrace. xx
RE: oops that was me...
Talking about Comm Chat........sometimes I think hosts are totally rude to members in there......yet we are the ones who provide them with opportunities to earn money
RE: oops that was me...
I read in CommChat recently hosts saying they don't like old guys. Their business would collapse without us! Any fanciable young guy should be able to get girls for real not pay for it! If they come here, then maybe they have problems relating to women. ;)
RE: to thankyou
Anne, the point is that sometimes we CANNOT afford it or just want to chat as friends. You all put things in your profiles about wantin to make friends...friends does not equal money!!!!
RE: to thankyou
..then be honest and DON'T say you are looking for friendship when you really mean you are looking for money!
RE: so easy
Honest host you girls can't have it both ways.
I know that every girl is here to make a living and that if they could earn the same amount of money elsewhere then they would.
But if all you see the members as, is a walking wallet or ATM then you can't really complain when all they see you as is nothing more than a sexual object that they have purchased to satisfy their sexual desires.
I know that every girl is here to make a living and that if they could earn the same amount of money elsewhere then they would.
But if all you see the members as, is a walking wallet or ATM then you can't really complain when all they see you as is nothing more than a sexual object that they have purchased to satisfy their sexual desires.
RE: Guilt V/V (vice versa) to ro-host
You should stop opening other people eyes. Only care about yourself. It is really disgusting listening these words from a dishonest host.
You are one of them, who i have mentioned above. Who are lieing a lot to take members in to paid videosession (and of course keep on lieing during the session too). So would have been better if you had closed your mouth on this thread.
You are one of them, who i have mentioned above. Who are lieing a lot to take members in to paid videosession (and of course keep on lieing during the session too). So would have been better if you had closed your mouth on this thread.
RE: Guilt V/V (vice versa) to ro-host
Dont worry, like i have said before - some weeks ago -, i'll always do my job, when i can see you start lieing again and try to be seem a "clever, honest girl". It is really purposeless, because you cant make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
RE: Guilt V/V (vice versa) to ro-host
1st: We are talking here about you, not about me.
2nd: You always want to know my name, but it is purposeless.
3d: You aint funny at all.
4th: You are the most dishonest person with whom i have ever met on CC in past 4 years. (Unfortunatelly some other people could met you too, as i have read on forums in past months.)
5th: Like i have said before: I'll always do my job. (You should be more intelligent and realize, that i start comment your posts only, when i see you want to be seem an other person as you are. So you can always try, but i'll be here and let to know with others "this was a post by fake gortenzia".)
2nd: You always want to know my name, but it is purposeless.
3d: You aint funny at all.
4th: You are the most dishonest person with whom i have ever met on CC in past 4 years. (Unfortunatelly some other people could met you too, as i have read on forums in past months.)
5th: Like i have said before: I'll always do my job. (You should be more intelligent and realize, that i start comment your posts only, when i see you want to be seem an other person as you are. So you can always try, but i'll be here and let to know with others "this was a post by fake gortenzia".)
RE: Guilt V/V (vice versa) to ro-host
1st: I dont mind to talk about me cos I have no intention to talk about you
2nd: I dont want to know your name.I asked you how I lied to you
3d: I didn't pretend to be funny.But I find the posts of your ridiculous.
4th: I understood your point of view aboutme long ago, you have fixed idea
5th: I don't mind you to answer me.You may talk about me as much as you wish.Sorry to dissapoint you but I really don't feel this influence on my revenue on CC
2nd: I dont want to know your name.I asked you how I lied to you
3d: I didn't pretend to be funny.But I find the posts of your ridiculous.
4th: I understood your point of view aboutme long ago, you have fixed idea
5th: I don't mind you to answer me.You may talk about me as much as you wish.Sorry to dissapoint you but I really don't feel this influence on my revenue on CC
RE: Guilt V/V (vice versa) to ro-host
6th, the most important: You are lieing again, but i am not surprised at all. Like i have said before you cant make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Wondering if you have ever been honest with anyone.
Dont worry i'll be here always to controll your lies.
Dont worry i'll be here always to controll your lies.
RE: Guilt V/V (vice versa) to ro-host
and here i thought the mighty member's job was watching me
too bad he doesn't get paid for it has to spend in iordinate amount of time staring at a blank screen since i am not around much , he isn't any good at it, most likely never spends a dime, cannot control his own life or mouth and just makes me quiver with fear.
Oh right forget that last part
too bad he doesn't get paid for it has to spend in iordinate amount of time staring at a blank screen since i am not around much , he isn't any good at it, most likely never spends a dime, cannot control his own life or mouth and just makes me quiver with fear.
Oh right forget that last part
RE: Guilt V/V (vice versa) to ro-host
i think is the cadre of anymous oes and the likes of member who need to grow up instead fo running with the lies ad innuendoes about the girls because you just aren't man enough
but you are god for a chuckle on occasion and oh so predictable
now try getting over yourselves
but you are god for a chuckle on occasion and oh so predictable
now try getting over yourselves
RE: Guilt V/V (vice versa) to ro-host
he cant, he is stuck in perpetual motion
this is his life
this is his life
to member...again
wow!!you are delusional as well.what makes you think you control anything to do with anybody?you are not even in control of yourself.you are like a stone roling down a hill making a little dust as you go & a little splash when you hit the water but then you sink without trace to lie on the bottom with all the other inconsequential debris of the world.
to member
you have come back out into the sunlight.thanks i was wondering what happened to you.how is life under the rock?glad to see you still have your"job".you must be the only person i know who has a job that involves no thought or effort because making an ass of yourself seems like a second nature for you.it seems you like to make statements about gorty as though you are god & your word is gospel yet when she enquires about you,you snivel & cower & say"i'm talking about you not me".maybe that's because you are even boring to yourself. you have nothing new to say just the same old tired garbage about something that supposedly happened back in the dark ages.everybody has grown & changed as people but as long as you carry this moronic infantile obsession inside you your growth will be retarded.while you have part of your heart closed it will only fester & poison your soul.open your heart let go of your anger & be free to grow & enjoy life.
RE: to member
"making an ass of yourself"
I never liked when someone talking about itself. No comment.
I never liked when someone talking about itself. No comment.
RE: to member
awwwwwwwwww tisme i think he wounded you with his best shot
do be sure and soak your little toe
do be sure and soak your little toe
RE: to member
Insane chant0000 always try to care about others business. Nothing changed. Go back to your meds idiot.
RE: Guilt
I found CC from a host on another site who suggested I visit her here for reasons because she knew me well. Being "guilt-ed" into a vid is the same "guilt-ed" into a drink at the corner bar. All the posts are most valid above and shows how much CC is its own community. Wish I had a magic wand to make all happy, but face it... will not happen. The hosts points are valid... they have bills to pay and this is "THAT" kind of site. The members points are valid... they are here because its "THAT" kind of site. Everybody take a deep breath and lets move on... if you find somebody you click with guys help them get through the work day with a smile and for those girls who make me smile without asking for the keys to my car...thx, I have enjoyed it.
RE: Guilt
Really? Then dont call it friendship and love. I have a better word for you: business.
RE: Guilt
I think everyone needs to
cut each other some slack.
If we come here with a good attitude,
we might be surprised at how much
fun we can have!
Its up to each one of us.
cut each other some slack.
If we come here with a good attitude,
we might be surprised at how much
fun we can have!
Its up to each one of us.
RE: Guilt
well .... i only read a few of the following posts but i understand but disagre. as on guy how cant vid (finnace reasons) i feel giulty for not being able to view.... but i understand there's to. be haunist with them on why you dont wish to view them and they'll tend to keep away . most don't even both to talk with me now . but the few who do i consider friends , just for the time they can sometime take just to chat .
3 dollars per min
A while ago somebody posted a message in the viewer forum about me charging 3 bucks per min in a little shy so i thought id defend myself. Im from the uk so the cost of living is very high here, and remember cc take half of what we charge so i only actually get $1.50 now convert the into pounds and its only about 78p!!!!! So i only get paid 78p per min, u would pay more than that ringing a chat line per min and u dont even get 2 c the person u r talking to so if u ask me thats not bad. And just bcuz im in little shy doesnt mean i dont strip i will happily wear sexy out fits 4 u like stockings and suspenders and i will get naked down to my thong u dont get to c that on a chat line.
RE: 3 dollars per min
yes but what do you do for that 7 an hour? do you do something personal and show your body and share your private thoughts? Dont get me wrong I am sure you work bloody hard for your 7 an hour and I dont mean to belittle what you do, not at all. But 78p is sod all for some of the things we girls do. I charge what you do minx... and I dont like having to refuse to drop my rate for people but I will as I beleive that 78p isnt much for the things I do. .. and thankfully my clients agree. .. good luck to you chick. Noseybird xxx
RE: 3 dollars per min
If i thought i could get 78p a minute on here I'd hand in my notice tomorrow lol.
In fact I'd hand in my notice if I could make the same as i do know :D
In fact I'd hand in my notice if I could make the same as i do know :D
RE: 3 dollars per min
I do that for free 'noseybird' lmao
and to ' ;) ' you can only dream of renting me! roflmao
and to ' ;) ' you can only dream of renting me! roflmao
RE: 3 dollars per min
Apparantly the pound sign does not appear here..... I wouldn't life a finger for 7 pence.
dear "sexyminx"
You must understand that your competition will strip for as low as $0.50 per minute, though typically for $1.00 or so. Not only that, they are every bit as lovely and charming as you.
RE: dear aNONYMOUS
I know there r chathost on ere that charge you alot less to view them all i was trying to do was justify why i charge what i charge cuz if u look at the big picture i make very little, and altho i wud love to i aint got the time to work on ere all day so i have little time to reach the $100 target to even get paid!!! I have plenty of ppl who pay my price so it cant b that much of a rip off.
RE: 3 dollars per min
Good points Noseybird!
I think viewers need to try and see
what it is like, on the other side of the computer screen.
Chathosts know their business
and can charge whatever they like.
Don't let any member try to
get you to lower what you charge.
In that members business, they would resist
if someone tried to get them to lower their charge
or rate of pay !
I think viewers need to try and see
what it is like, on the other side of the computer screen.
Chathosts know their business
and can charge whatever they like.
Don't let any member try to
get you to lower what you charge.
In that members business, they would resist
if someone tried to get them to lower their charge
or rate of pay !
RE: 3 dollars per min
What also sucks is that some of us members spend a lot of money (relative to whatever country we come from) on the site & have no clue how much actually gets to the host or how much value it has to them (relative to whatever country they come from) .
Always thought the girls deserve more for what has to be a wacky type of job.
Charge what you need to make it work and what you need... If I can afford it, we may meet... if we dont... shit happens. Doesn't mean either one of us are bad ppl.
Always thought the girls deserve more for what has to be a wacky type of job.
Charge what you need to make it work and what you need... If I can afford it, we may meet... if we dont... shit happens. Doesn't mean either one of us are bad ppl.
RE: for coach :)
for .13p a minute a minute I drive a bus for almost 10 hours. I have to chat to the punters and share my thoughts but no one has yet asked my to take my clothes off. Probably just as well!
jiverman
So whats your point.......?? R u saying that bcuz you choose to earn 13p that us chathost should settle 4 less to? I dont get to work on here for 40 hours a week but if i did id happily charge 13p a min cuz id b taking home 312 a week !!!! I would b happy with that.
dear "thecoach"
Those of you who feel sorry for the underpaid host should as them for their addresses and send each of your favorites a $50 bill. Or at least go one2one and watch an empty chair for an hour or so as the clean the apartment and do the laundry.
HURRAH! to thecoach
LOL yes !!I Agree!!! lol... I need to clean my bathroom.. if I do it topless will you all come in and pay $6 a minute.. promise it will only take me half hour and the money goes to feed my near death budgie lol
damnit I mean member2001
I have smacked myself upside the head and told myself Im an idiot.. I meant hurrah to you member :) **scuttles in the dunce corner and sits there**
RE: damnit I mean member2001
I didn't mean that the host has to do anything. If "thecoach" feels so sorry for the hosts he should be content to just pay for the empty chair.
RE: dear the member2001
lol... read my post again and missed where I felt sorry for anyone... just pointing out the economics of a market... you must be one of my drivers, I wish you would get back at work so I can start sending out those $50 bills
RE: HURRAH! to thecoach
lol DB, if it was my bathroom... we could make a deal... would I get a % of the vid fee? We may create a new category here! We may fill a niche market! xx
RE: 3 dollars per min
I am viewer rather than host so don't know what it is like to work here, but is it possible that you may get more viewers at a lower price and therefore earn more money in the long run?
Tips for members in open chat...
thanks for your tips... although they don't work for all members.. I have some that like to come and see a face to chat with... although noone complains when I am naked lol.. some just want to take it slow. And no I am not in the little shy category.
1. READ the hosts profile.. ALL of it... saves alot of time coming into the chat room and being dissappointed when in there.
2. If a host says she does not offer something.. i.e. phone/toys... she doesnt offer it.. give it up and move on and dont try to persuade her. It wastes her time and gets on her nerves.
3. Dont just come straight into video if shes asked you not to on her profile... she may want to get to know you a little first. And if you do go straight into video don't expect her to just do as you tell her.
4. Treat her as a human being... not just a peice of meat in front of a cam. This has happend to me and I have politely told that member I will no longer talk with him. Hosts are more likely to go that little bit extra for someone they like.
5. Prices are displayed openly for you to see. If you have no intention of paying that price to see someone why waste your time and theirs? Go see another girl, show some respect and don't ask her to lower her rate. Why should she? Shes set that rate for a reason.
6. Dont be afraid to ask for what you would like to see. I personally prefer it to be said in chat.. I don't like to take members money from them coming into cam and then me saying no to something they have asked.
7. Text chat can get really busy... I do my very best to keep up but sometimes its just impossible. remember that if a host is long time getting back to you... most wont be being rude so be patient or come back when its less busy.
8. When you have been in cam.. a little goodbye and thankyou wouldnt go amiss. Might cost you an extra 5c.. is that really too much to ask. I always say thankyou at the end... manners dont really cost anything.
All these little things would make things go much more smoothly... might also save you a few $$$ in the long run!!!
Any chat host got anything else to add?
Noseybird xxxxxx
1. READ the hosts profile.. ALL of it... saves alot of time coming into the chat room and being dissappointed when in there.
2. If a host says she does not offer something.. i.e. phone/toys... she doesnt offer it.. give it up and move on and dont try to persuade her. It wastes her time and gets on her nerves.
3. Dont just come straight into video if shes asked you not to on her profile... she may want to get to know you a little first. And if you do go straight into video don't expect her to just do as you tell her.
4. Treat her as a human being... not just a peice of meat in front of a cam. This has happend to me and I have politely told that member I will no longer talk with him. Hosts are more likely to go that little bit extra for someone they like.
5. Prices are displayed openly for you to see. If you have no intention of paying that price to see someone why waste your time and theirs? Go see another girl, show some respect and don't ask her to lower her rate. Why should she? Shes set that rate for a reason.
6. Dont be afraid to ask for what you would like to see. I personally prefer it to be said in chat.. I don't like to take members money from them coming into cam and then me saying no to something they have asked.
7. Text chat can get really busy... I do my very best to keep up but sometimes its just impossible. remember that if a host is long time getting back to you... most wont be being rude so be patient or come back when its less busy.
8. When you have been in cam.. a little goodbye and thankyou wouldnt go amiss. Might cost you an extra 5c.. is that really too much to ask. I always say thankyou at the end... manners dont really cost anything.
All these little things would make things go much more smoothly... might also save you a few $$$ in the long run!!!
Any chat host got anything else to add?
Noseybird xxxxxx
RE: Tips for members in open chat...
The only thing to add is that so few hosts actually put much though into their profile pages that most members brush right past it.
to member 2001...
I didnt really think of that.. not cruising the profiles myself! lol but I know a few do and I do.. it feels like such a waste of time sometimes. Thankyou for your point of veiw :) xx
to "noseybird"
Unfortunately, there is no Profile Page for "noseybird" so I can't judge yours.
to member 2001... part
I know that.. but thankyou for looking. I tend to be a little outspoken and dont really want my 'business' to suffer for my views and in ability to shut up when maybe I should! but I do appreciate that you took the time. Thankyou xxx
RE: Tips for members in open chat...
It is really nice nosey, but not all the hosts are behaving like that. Some of them dont chat on text, so you dont have any possibility to make clear what you can expect; some of them dont care with profiles and dont put any information there and some of them simply lie on text chat, just to take members on video, etc.
So these are good rules, what you have written, but unfortunatelly there are lot of hosts, who are breaking rules too.
So these are good rules, what you have written, but unfortunatelly there are lot of hosts, who are breaking rules too.
RE: Tips for members in open chat...
Got it!
As guys we can break
every other rule.
We should follow these tips
completely!
I'm learning something in CC Members 101 :D :P
Or have I had too much to drink? ;)
As guys we can break
every other rule.
We should follow these tips
completely!
I'm learning something in CC Members 101 :D :P
Or have I had too much to drink? ;)
rule breaking
just because you CAN does not mean you SHOULD. you are letting everyone else's attitude determine your own. dont be a sheep - be your own man.
RE: Tips for members in open chat...
hmmm. for .13p a minute I drive a bus all day. I also have to share my personal thoughts and be on show all day. However, no one has yet asked me to take my clothes off.
RE: Dream on..
If I could ever figure out the dungeon thing this exchange would make more sense... CB looks pretty hot to me... I know smb else in the dungeon who is very hot & dont see her in vid because I havent figured out the whole dungeon thing...
RE: Dream on..
CruelBitch... if he WAS your slave, as you say... would he come on here and say such things?....
is this how you let your slaves treat you?? LOL
You are a powerless mistress! LOL
is this how you let your slaves treat you?? LOL
You are a powerless mistress! LOL
RE: Dream on..
If you are so brave mistress, why dont you have any picture with your face? And now let down on your knees Bitch!LOL
RE: CruelBitch is my MISTRESS
I wrote the initial post hoping CruelBitch would see it.
I wrote it as her slave, to anger her... so she would punish me horribly.
OMG did she punish, worse than I ever imagined!
SHE IS MY GODDESS!!
Never before has there been a mistress here like her!
I wrote it as her slave, to anger her... so she would punish me horribly.
OMG did she punish, worse than I ever imagined!
SHE IS MY GODDESS!!
Never before has there been a mistress here like her!
RE: CruelBitch is my LOVE
I BEG FORGIVENESS FROM MY MISTRESS FOR MY INSULT HERE!
MISTRESS, YOU HAVE PUNISHED ME GREATLY FOR THIS OFFENSE.
NOW, PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE A PATHETIC SOUL LIKE ME.
YOU ARE M Y GODDESS AND MY LOVE!
MISTRESS, YOU HAVE PUNISHED ME GREATLY FOR THIS OFFENSE.
NOW, PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE A PATHETIC SOUL LIKE ME.
YOU ARE M Y GODDESS AND MY LOVE!
Who Will Get The Raffle:-))
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME:)
Happy Birthday Fav, and many more. Hope u will have a gr8 day and many presents and friends to have fun with on ur special day....
Have fun:)
Have fun:)
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME:)
Happy birthday :)
Here's a cake :D
http://www.tickelopes.com/products/bday-cake-choco.gif
Here's a cake :D
http://www.tickelopes.com/products/bday-cake-choco.gif
Tips for private chat
A guide for hosts fishing for business in private chat:
1.Avoid starting with - hru? where u from? how old r u? cos it's boring for members when they have to answer maybe 20 or more hosts with the same questions in the same chat session!
2. Make it clear you want him to come to vid from the start - don't pretend to be intersted in him when you are not.
3. Be clear what you offer and what you don't or he may come to vid once but never again.
Not a definitive list by any means but meant to provoke other suggestions to help hosts and members have a better time here.
1.Avoid starting with - hru? where u from? how old r u? cos it's boring for members when they have to answer maybe 20 or more hosts with the same questions in the same chat session!
2. Make it clear you want him to come to vid from the start - don't pretend to be intersted in him when you are not.
3. Be clear what you offer and what you don't or he may come to vid once but never again.
Not a definitive list by any means but meant to provoke other suggestions to help hosts and members have a better time here.
RE: Tips for private chat
May not be definitive, or, as we say in Government parlence, 'This list is not exhaustable', but it'll do for me.
RE: Tips for private chat
AGREED... and plz dont call me "BB" or "hun"... places you on "ignore"
RE: Tips for private chat
Sorry about your allergy to honey, Gort ;)
I love honey on toast :P
We'll get you something else
to put on your toast :D
I love honey on toast :P
We'll get you something else
to put on your toast :D
RE: Nasty advices for private chat (especcially to non-adult hosts)
Ahhhh..... if only Monika listened to Gortenzia's advice.... :PPPP
PS: Hey, a guy can dream right? lol
PS: Hey, a guy can dream right? lol
RE: Nasty advices for private chat (especcially to non-adult hosts)
bb = baby (Drives me fecking nutz too!!)
RE: Tips for private chat
Your exactly right !
But could we have a nice cup of coffee
if we have to wait? ;) :D :P
But could we have a nice cup of coffee
if we have to wait? ;) :D :P
RE: Tips for private chat
oh!
Maybe we have to stop in at your textchat,
to politely ask directions :D
I better stop now,
you will be taking after me with the broom !!! ;) :P
Maybe we have to stop in at your textchat,
to politely ask directions :D
I better stop now,
you will be taking after me with the broom !!! ;) :P
RE: Tips for private chat
Agree except #1. The basic questions are intersting to me to get a feel for who I am talking with. Is it a tender 18 year old who knows little of life or a 30 year old who has seen it all? Also the small talk gives me an idea of her language skill level, which can be important, depending what you want from her.
Pluto may be back
It seems some astromers aren't too happy with the demotion of Pluto and are refusing to use the new guidelines on what is and isn't a planet.
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/01/0412215
In a nutshell, 300 astronomers have signed a petition saying they refuse to recognize the new guidelines. Incidently the guidelines were voted on by 424 astronomers.
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/09/01/0412215
In a nutshell, 300 astronomers have signed a petition saying they refuse to recognize the new guidelines. Incidently the guidelines were voted on by 424 astronomers.
RE: Pluto may be back
I have missed Pluto since its manufactured demise and have concern for all refugee Plutonians... saw them at the bar last night... so sad & so out there...
RE: Pluto may be back
Plu-to (ploot 'o) 1. Gr. & Rom. Myth. the god ruling the lower world.
There you go!
Hell did freeze over ;)
There you go!
Hell did freeze over ;)
RE: Pluto may be back
Did they mention why Pluto ws demoted? I heard they have a hundred or so sky bodies that are essentially the same as Pluto and they decided that if they keep Pluto all the others might have to be named and memorized by students.
RE: Pluto may be back
and there is a problem with that? Students these day have it SO easy in my opinion ... I say make the cry-babies memorize the names of the planets AND the names of the major asteroids AND the names of the 137 closest stars to earth AND the names of the 20+ different types of beer made by Samuel Adams ...
RE: Life...
Very true wild one.... maybe we should hire someone to make are lifes easier, to tell us what to do each day.... I wonder if that would work, or would we rebel against that saying it was to easy....
Sorry to hear ur sad Wildone but maybe you can rely on ur friends to pick ur spirits up.... maybe thay can help put a smile back on that beautiful face again....:) hugs and kisses wildone...
Sorry to hear ur sad Wildone but maybe you can rely on ur friends to pick ur spirits up.... maybe thay can help put a smile back on that beautiful face again....:) hugs and kisses wildone...
RE: Life...
how sad :( life can be beautiful, adventurous, passionate, quiet and ridiculous.... if someone has hurt you.. no matter howbad it is.. deal with it and move forward.. or they win. And yes, fate will have her way. But we have the power to make choices.. so make them and smile :) xxx
RE: Impressing Guys in the Sauna
"This is a private video. If you have been sent this video, please make sure you accept the sender's friend request. "
Join Us Now Before Its Too Late
http://www.r7net.net/site/
Even fruits are welcome i.e. Bananas
Even fruits are welcome i.e. Bananas
RE: Join Us Now Before Its Too Late
only 3 of 18 so far voted so..................you are not permitted to enter the site.................go back to earth and clean house and wash the dishes
RE: Join Us Now Before Its Too Late
we have a one day special today for Jupitorians...............if you show us your fish scale skin we give you a free transhuman conversion kit.........
RE: Join Us Now Before Its Too Late
Frog legs are one of fav imports here on alphacentori; I will pass you request to main node of our decision computer network complex for review. Our earth scans indicate you are a dancer; we have need for many ballet dancers here......send CV with pix pls.
RE: Join Us Now Before Its Too Late
bouncers for ballet dancers????? I think our scanners need a software update.........goodnight from space :)
RE: Join Us Now Before Its Too Late
Thank you for your kind match maker intervention with anon however when I look at your images on cc and yahoo 360 I think of hardware more than software..............:)
Wives Are Having Affair:-))
A guy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'
His second friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'
The guy says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.
His second friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.'
The guy says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.
I had a revelation!
We bad boys,
have given alot of woman a hard life.
So its Camgirls and strippers for me ! :D :P
No woman can accuse me of ruining their life ;)
have given alot of woman a hard life.
So its Camgirls and strippers for me ! :D :P
No woman can accuse me of ruining their life ;)
Request to any girl here :P
Thinking of the post below about Sexy Clothes etc, was thinking was there any girl willing to have some fun tonight with me... (Yeah i know not so good idea to be alone with me and having fun haha)
This is just for a bit of fun between me and a girl, to laugh, chat, whatever but also to be able to see a girl in jeans, thong and a top... Willing to slowly slide her jeans down over her backside to reveal a beautiful pair of cheeks and a sexy thong.. :):):P
i know its bad idea and many won`t even reply but just an idea for some fun... Ohhhh and btw i`ll do requests also... :P
The first request i bet is leave CC, well i have already but my account is still open, just to say hello to a few girls i got to know.... :))
Well have a gr8 weekend ppl whatever you get up to.....
This is just for a bit of fun between me and a girl, to laugh, chat, whatever but also to be able to see a girl in jeans, thong and a top... Willing to slowly slide her jeans down over her backside to reveal a beautiful pair of cheeks and a sexy thong.. :):):P
i know its bad idea and many won`t even reply but just an idea for some fun... Ohhhh and btw i`ll do requests also... :P
The first request i bet is leave CC, well i have already but my account is still open, just to say hello to a few girls i got to know.... :))
Well have a gr8 weekend ppl whatever you get up to.....
RE: Request to any girl here :P
Hi, my naughty :P
Hope you got my message :) and btw, forgot to say, i'm wearing those white jeans (that you like the most) tonight :P
kisses and say hi to Pinky :P
Hope you got my message :) and btw, forgot to say, i'm wearing those white jeans (that you like the most) tonight :P
kisses and say hi to Pinky :P
RE: Request to any girl here :P
MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm white jeans... I wonder who wears them ;):P
Yes i got ur message, i hope you got my reply...
Pinky Winky says hi back.... haha:D
Big wet kiss and hug to my T... :))
Yes i got ur message, i hope you got my reply...
Pinky Winky says hi back.... haha:D
Big wet kiss and hug to my T... :))
RE: Request to any girl here :P
I`ll never lose those socks About, well i`ll try not to anyway if most of the girls would give me back my socks after they take them off me:P hehe
RE: Request to any girl here :P (UPDATE)
OHHH yeah i forgot to say this in my 1st post.....
Someone close to me told me this so i trust her so much i`ll put it here........
If any girl is interested in the above request (I`m not sure if there are many) don`t be afraid to drop me an email even, and don`t be afraid that maybe it won`t be fun or anything like that, i will be the fun believe me, by the time a few minutes have gone by we will both be relaxed and laughing, chatting and having fun and anyway i can never be disappointed by any girl, all she has to say is "Hi Koshed" and it puts a smile on my face, and at least someone took a few seconds to say that to me.... So don`t be afraid of me girls i`m a real sweet puppy dog, (That poops and wee`s all over the carpet)....
Yes i`m crazy and i adore fun of any kind... But i`m not scary, well unless u look at my face that is :P.....
But seriously girls just say hi and we can take it off from there:P haha
Have a gr8 weekend everyone... :)
Someone close to me told me this so i trust her so much i`ll put it here........
If any girl is interested in the above request (I`m not sure if there are many) don`t be afraid to drop me an email even, and don`t be afraid that maybe it won`t be fun or anything like that, i will be the fun believe me, by the time a few minutes have gone by we will both be relaxed and laughing, chatting and having fun and anyway i can never be disappointed by any girl, all she has to say is "Hi Koshed" and it puts a smile on my face, and at least someone took a few seconds to say that to me.... So don`t be afraid of me girls i`m a real sweet puppy dog, (That poops and wee`s all over the carpet)....
Yes i`m crazy and i adore fun of any kind... But i`m not scary, well unless u look at my face that is :P.....
But seriously girls just say hi and we can take it off from there:P haha
Have a gr8 weekend everyone... :)
RE: Request to any girl here :P (UPDATE)
FREE shows.. me.... I`ve never had a free show on CC in all the time i`ve been here, and i have never asked either.... I don`t know where you heard that from... But any show i have seen or any chat i have had with a girl on here has been in paid video... :):P
RE: to :P
jeez, fellow, cool down, what are those insults for ?
ur judging him by the only fact you saw him in a host's room, so what ? did she talk to him more than to you or what ? do you know their story ? do you know the reasons he came to her or the reasons he doesn't come any more (as you say)? you make me think you doesn't know him at all, or, on the opposite, you know him well enough to be jealous you'll never be that funny, smart and witty as he is. and beleive me, he is the last man to be called a free video lover here. and if ur even not that brave to post ur own name, will you please shut up.
thx
ur judging him by the only fact you saw him in a host's room, so what ? did she talk to him more than to you or what ? do you know their story ? do you know the reasons he came to her or the reasons he doesn't come any more (as you say)? you make me think you doesn't know him at all, or, on the opposite, you know him well enough to be jealous you'll never be that funny, smart and witty as he is. and beleive me, he is the last man to be called a free video lover here. and if ur even not that brave to post ur own name, will you please shut up.
thx
RE: to :P
HUH.. always opened a free room for me... WHAT....???
Come on tell me who it is and then i can tell you the truth about me and this host.. Cos i seriously don`t know any host i have chatted to on her that has opened a free room for me.. ???
SERIOUSLY why won`t you tell me the hosts name....
Come on tell me who it is and then i can tell you the truth about me and this host.. Cos i seriously don`t know any host i have chatted to on her that has opened a free room for me.. ???
SERIOUSLY why won`t you tell me the hosts name....
RE: to :P
Thank you for respecting me, hope i really deserved that.
But i just didnt' like that you accused koshed and never explained your reasons for that. and your tone... jeez sounded as if he's pissing you off :P
hope you two will clear all up :)
good luck
But i just didnt' like that you accused koshed and never explained your reasons for that. and your tone... jeez sounded as if he's pissing you off :P
hope you two will clear all up :)
good luck
RE: to :P
My beautiful Triksy. BIG GIANT HUGS and KISSES.......... :))
Don`t be mad at him or her, they may be right i have gone to a few FREE vids.. But there might be some instance that happened between me and that host, that i don`t go to see her anymore, i don`t know cos i don`t know her name, but maybe they will tell me in my ccmail...
But its ok Triksy and thank you for being my Knightress in shining armour.. :P I hope you have ur white horse ready so we can gallop of to the beach...
Seems ur the only one left who cares about me, and i adore you for that Triksy, and i always will..... I`m not perfect anyway, no1 is.. Only you Triksy.. :):)
But i`ll see you later tonight Triksy.. Have fun..
HUGS and KISSES to my sweet Triksy.. :):P
Don`t be mad at him or her, they may be right i have gone to a few FREE vids.. But there might be some instance that happened between me and that host, that i don`t go to see her anymore, i don`t know cos i don`t know her name, but maybe they will tell me in my ccmail...
But its ok Triksy and thank you for being my Knightress in shining armour.. :P I hope you have ur white horse ready so we can gallop of to the beach...
Seems ur the only one left who cares about me, and i adore you for that Triksy, and i always will..... I`m not perfect anyway, no1 is.. Only you Triksy.. :):)
But i`ll see you later tonight Triksy.. Have fun..
HUGS and KISSES to my sweet Triksy.. :):P
RE: to kosh
ahhhhhh kosh, ur as sweet as always... you keep putting a smile on my face... :P thank you for being you :)
and don't forget me as forgot that poor girl :P:) ok ?
good luck and have fun :P
and don't forget me as forgot that poor girl :P:) ok ?
good luck and have fun :P
RE: Request to any girl here :P (UPDATE)
Well :P i have tried to think of who it is but i`m SORRY i can`t remember, cos it wasn`t this year it happened by the look of it cos i went into my account under the session part to see what free vids i had done seeing CC keeps a track of all my vids Free or paid.... there was 3 from the start of this year.. So what ur talking about must be from last year..
but why won`t u tell me who it is, cos i`d like to know, i seriously can`t remember who it was, and how many times did i see her.. maybe it was under Koshed35 or 36... I have deleted those accounts now so i can`t look them up... Seriously who ever you are tell me who it was.. I`m not going to attack her or anything...
But it seems u were in her free vids as well as me, but i`m sure ur not a lover of FREE vids either, i bet you pay for vids to, as i do...
But i would like to know who this host is... CC mail me i PROMISE you i will not say or do anything towards her, i would just like to know who it is is all, and then i can say maybe why we don`t talk anymore...
But anyway SORRY to that host who ever you are.. i hope i didn`t say or do anything to you that upset you, if i did i APOLOGISE to you and any other hosts i might have offended...
Well thats all i can say, as i don`t know anything more cos i don`t know the name, so i`ll leave it here and hope everyone has a gr8 weekend and has lots of fun.... Take care all even u :P..
but why won`t u tell me who it is, cos i`d like to know, i seriously can`t remember who it was, and how many times did i see her.. maybe it was under Koshed35 or 36... I have deleted those accounts now so i can`t look them up... Seriously who ever you are tell me who it was.. I`m not going to attack her or anything...
But it seems u were in her free vids as well as me, but i`m sure ur not a lover of FREE vids either, i bet you pay for vids to, as i do...
But i would like to know who this host is... CC mail me i PROMISE you i will not say or do anything towards her, i would just like to know who it is is all, and then i can say maybe why we don`t talk anymore...
But anyway SORRY to that host who ever you are.. i hope i didn`t say or do anything to you that upset you, if i did i APOLOGISE to you and any other hosts i might have offended...
Well thats all i can say, as i don`t know anything more cos i don`t know the name, so i`ll leave it here and hope everyone has a gr8 weekend and has lots of fun.... Take care all even u :P..
RE: Request to any girl here :P (UPDATE)
Who is it... cos i`d love to know also who has done a free show for me on CC....
Anne did a free show that i saw once and i wasn`t the only member there that time....
Geetha (Cashmirlive) was same as Anne many members there too..
TinyAsian was same also as Anne and Geetha, many members there too..
PretttyWoman was another girl i went to chat in Free with....
So PLEASE tell me who else i have went to FREE vid with.... Specially one that has opened her free vid for me on CC and did a show, cos if i was given a free show on CC vid i think i would have remembered it.. So come on and tell me i`m not gonna go back to the girl and give her grieve over it.. All i`d like to know is who it was thats all.... But it seems your not gonna tell me, so take care and i wish you well... :)
Anne did a free show that i saw once and i wasn`t the only member there that time....
Geetha (Cashmirlive) was same as Anne many members there too..
TinyAsian was same also as Anne and Geetha, many members there too..
PretttyWoman was another girl i went to chat in Free with....
So PLEASE tell me who else i have went to FREE vid with.... Specially one that has opened her free vid for me on CC and did a show, cos if i was given a free show on CC vid i think i would have remembered it.. So come on and tell me i`m not gonna go back to the girl and give her grieve over it.. All i`d like to know is who it was thats all.... But it seems your not gonna tell me, so take care and i wish you well... :)
RE: Request to any girl here :P
Koshed you have style and are a truely lucky guy .
have a great weekend and enjoy.
wish i had your luck
have a great weekend and enjoy.
wish i had your luck
RE: I'M RICH!!
Is that all you got?
I received 8 offers to 40% of $400,000,000 in different African bank accounts from 8 different guys who died in plane crashes without family.
I received 8 offers to 40% of $400,000,000 in different African bank accounts from 8 different guys who died in plane crashes without family.
Sermon for Today
Despite my recent problems I just wanted to remind everyone of something I have brought up before and feel like reiterating it: For everything holy there is something unholy, and such is the essence of temptation.........
RE: Sermon for Today
And for everything funny, there is something un-funny.
This is one of those things.
This is one of those things.
RE: Sermon for Today
Wacko cults and self-proclaimed prophets are inherently funny. They're gifts from God, sent to make us all giggle.
cuppy cake song
ok, this is soooo unlike me, but I love this song! it's just too cute :)) really!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekidhs4UVuk
And the lyrics
"You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear "
:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekidhs4UVuk
And the lyrics
"You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear "
:D
RE: cuppy cake song
Psy I read the post below about cc pulling posts from this site and I was just about to agree with everyone that as long as the posts were not being rude about an individual they should all be allowed.
However I have now changed my mind :P
However I have now changed my mind :P
RE: cuppy cake song
Ssssssh AsStarta. That was a secret. I'm not sure how long I have been a memeber but if cc find out I am only 18 I may be in trouble if it's been longer than a year :P
Oh by the way you forgot charming :(
I also told you I was charming when i was telling you all those true things about me :D
Oh by the way you forgot charming :(
I also told you I was charming when i was telling you all those true things about me :D
RE: cuppy cake song
You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie lalala :D
That's all I can say today..
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie lalala :D
That's all I can say today..
RE: Psy ...
Psy is the most beautiful ex-host there has ever been in the entire history of cc.
and if she wasn't already married she would be my HoneyBunch SugarPlum :P
and if she wasn't already married she would be my HoneyBunch SugarPlum :P
RE: Psy ...
Thank you, but I'm sure you're mistaking me for someone else ;)
Tata was gorgeous, I still look like a kid :)) well, fatty one :P
Tata was gorgeous, I still look like a kid :)) well, fatty one :P
RE: Psy ...
Tata was attractive but definetely not the prettiest girl on here by a long way or at least, in my opinion.
RE: Psy ...
Well, except one member here, nobody knows who I used to be and I don't think it would help you much.. maybe tell you the town I'm from, but that's as far as it goes, I wasn't here for long, wasn't famous or anything :)
Food for thought. LOL
You may remember that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has been profusely covered up by the Air Force and the US government.
However, what you may NOT know, is that on March 31, 1948, nine months after that historic day, Al Gore was born. Just food for thought :D
However, what you may NOT know, is that on March 31, 1948, nine months after that historic day, Al Gore was born. Just food for thought :D
RE: Food for thought. LOL
Having read both sides of the incident at Roswell I've concluded there was no UFO........It was indeed an Air Force weather balloon instead. What does anyone else think?
RE: Food for thought. LOL
Cool... Now tell me when and where the flying saucer landed to drop off the egg that Karl Rove squirmed out of... There's no way that that pasty, bulbous head of his is human.