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RE: Video Playback Sessions...Do you Like Them?
i enjoy, gives a cheap preview of what host looks like,at a cheap price
RE: Video Playback Sessions...Do you Like Them?
well i like to just talk to girls and see her boobs as we chat.
so that show being in prerecorded would be talking to a pretty lady and having her not respond to anything i say. if i wanted that, i would talk to my wife.
so that show being in prerecorded would be talking to a pretty lady and having her not respond to anything i say. if i wanted that, i would talk to my wife.
RE: Video Playback Sessions...Do you Like Them?
hahahaha yes you are right Johnz. it's not always that cheap either
RE: Video Playback Sessions...Do you Like Them?
she usually responds with something like "go fuck yourself"
to blueyes4u
hey some of these"anonymouses"have such miserable existences that posting biluous,spiteful,infantile comments is one of their few joys in life!they hide behind"anonymous"because they are bullies but still to cowardly to post a known name or nickname on here.
RE: First night:)
it would be going a lot better if you'd make some coffee and bring it back to bed for me, blueyes
End The World:-))
God finally had enough and decided to end the world. However He wanted to warn the people.
He decided to call the three most influentialpeople of the world. He therefore summoned Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Bill Gates into one room and told them of His plan and to go out and inform the world.
President Clinton immediately appeared on CNN and told the U.S. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there IS a God. The bad news is He is going to end the world.
Fidel Castro went to the Communist network and told them. "I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, despite what we have taught all these years, there IS a God. The worse news is, He is upset. He is about to end the world"
Bill Gates turned to the internet and informed the world. I have good news and better news... The good news is, God thinks I am one of the three most influential people on earth... the better news is this that..... I won't have to upgrade Windows 98........
He decided to call the three most influentialpeople of the world. He therefore summoned Bill Clinton, Fidel Castro and Bill Gates into one room and told them of His plan and to go out and inform the world.
President Clinton immediately appeared on CNN and told the U.S. "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, there IS a God. The bad news is He is going to end the world.
Fidel Castro went to the Communist network and told them. "I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is, despite what we have taught all these years, there IS a God. The worse news is, He is upset. He is about to end the world"
Bill Gates turned to the internet and informed the world. I have good news and better news... The good news is, God thinks I am one of the three most influential people on earth... the better news is this that..... I won't have to upgrade Windows 98........
RE: End The World:-))
when you are cutting and pasting these jokes, could you possibly update them to the 21st century?
but generally i do like them
but generally i do like them
RE: End The World:-))
Those wild 90-es, when we were far away from Windows Vista:PP
Btw. Happy 25th Birthday of PC-s:-))
Btw. Happy 25th Birthday of PC-s:-))
Guess who's online tonight ?
everybody's dancing lam-ba-daaaaa !!!!
hello, friends !!!! it's soo great to be back to this nasty place ! :P:D
hope to see as many of you all as i can tonight :)))
missed you so much !
kissses
hello, friends !!!! it's soo great to be back to this nasty place ! :P:D
hope to see as many of you all as i can tonight :)))
missed you so much !
kissses
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
sex in the sea in daylight when i was on vacation
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
while driving in my truck in the center of town in the middle of the day.
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
i think she meant with someone elce present
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
i was with a woman when this happened.LOL.she climbed on while i was driving.got lots of curious looks from people.
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
she climbed on you on motorcycle..............wow you are a good driver
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
Huh?? How did you get from truck to motorcycle???
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
Truck?... would that be a fork-lift truck or a lorry?
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
a submarine, 200 feet underwater, was a cruise where friends, and family was invited, also in a plane, but sub was better
RE: What was the most extrem place you had a sex at?
on a bench in the middle of a church yard... and no, the highly erect belfry didn't give me erection probs..lol
Yet Again
Well seems its that time again for someone to post about leaving CC.. So here goes, its my time to say it now.. :P
I`m LEAVING on a jet plane, train, bus, car, horse, donkey, skateboard, ski`s, elevator, van, walking away from it all. :)
I`m not around much anyway so maybe no-one will notice, who knows, who cares, but anyway just wanted to post for the fun of it and get on the Anonymous posters nerves at least b4 i leave:D:P
Some gr8 ppl here and some bad, but u get that in everything, so its no surprise. Its just a pity that this place has lost some gr8 ppl and become boring, specially in com chat, but i haven`t been there in so long, maybe its not boring any more.. :D but i doubt it very much, all its good for now is fights and a lot of girls prv`s to get u in2 their video.. Thats fine by me with the girls doing that but bloody hell do you have to attack a guy once he comes in2 com chat, last time i was there i got 9 prv`s straight away, and i hadn`t even said hello to anyone yet.... :D but anyway enough complaining now..
Have fun ppl if thats possible here anymore and take care of yourselfs... Maybe i`ll see some of you on Yahoo, who knows, but yet again its doubtful as the ones i used to video with no longer chat with me, now that i don`t visit them any longer, it will go double now i`m leaving CC completely..:P
Well thats me folks.. BYE and take care..
I`m LEAVING on a jet plane, train, bus, car, horse, donkey, skateboard, ski`s, elevator, van, walking away from it all. :)
I`m not around much anyway so maybe no-one will notice, who knows, who cares, but anyway just wanted to post for the fun of it and get on the Anonymous posters nerves at least b4 i leave:D:P
Some gr8 ppl here and some bad, but u get that in everything, so its no surprise. Its just a pity that this place has lost some gr8 ppl and become boring, specially in com chat, but i haven`t been there in so long, maybe its not boring any more.. :D but i doubt it very much, all its good for now is fights and a lot of girls prv`s to get u in2 their video.. Thats fine by me with the girls doing that but bloody hell do you have to attack a guy once he comes in2 com chat, last time i was there i got 9 prv`s straight away, and i hadn`t even said hello to anyone yet.... :D but anyway enough complaining now..
Have fun ppl if thats possible here anymore and take care of yourselfs... Maybe i`ll see some of you on Yahoo, who knows, but yet again its doubtful as the ones i used to video with no longer chat with me, now that i don`t visit them any longer, it will go double now i`m leaving CC completely..:P
Well thats me folks.. BYE and take care..
Gortensia
Wow, I thought, two days without a post from Gorty. Then I saw I was in Viewer only Forum. DOH!!!!!
another
a grasshopper walks into a bar & the barman says to him"hey you know i have a drink named after you?".the grasshopper looks surprised & says"you have a drink named dave!"
RE: just interested
yep, especially the ones where I have been impersonating AnGelEmmy - except in the Viewers Forum where I have been able to put up quite a few posts as the boss's daughter ;)
RE: just interested
Yes... its very interesting when something I write will not make it to the forum...
I don't insult anyone, am always polite... but surprised when someone decides that my post should not be here.
I don't insult anyone, am always polite... but surprised when someone decides that my post should not be here.
RE: just interested
Dont think it is stated antwhere what you must do... and just because it is a member's request mean you have to do anything you dont want.
Have fun, do what you want & either you will have people or no people... always is up to you.
Have fun, do what you want & either you will have people or no people... always is up to you.
Bit of a quandry
I've been on this site for some time now and I am having a problem. I've visited most of the hosts, in all of the categories, from $0.60 to $6.00. The problem is, I see their show two or three times, and it does nothing for me. I can't get it up. They say 'familiarity breeds contempt', but they never told me that seeing too much of the same host gives erectile disfunction. Please, what am I going to do? I can't beat floppy meat, and no erection = no satisfaction.
RE: Bit of a quandry to honest host
Why do you think I use this site hun? I have a wife and i can't find a gf.
RE: Bit of a quandry
Welcome to the club......I posted a similiar observation months ago. After you see so much pussy, ass, and tits the novelity of any of it let alone real women is diminished. I suggest you read about acient Rome and how the emperors got into kinky sex.................we on CC are seeing as much if not more pussy than the emporers of old did
RE: Bit of a quandry to a host
I am old and cannot get real sex without paying for it and have the same problem there. Erectile disfunction. All to do with age, blood pressure, smoking and taking ibuprofen (pain killer)
RE: Bit of a quandry
I had the same problem until I tried the Boys Home Alone and now I am fully happy. You should try a video session with one of those hunks ;-)
RE: Bit of a quandry
take a little time off and then come back....the host won't be as familiar anymore....
RE: Bit of a quandry
This is not at all unusual. In fact there is a term for it, but i can't think of it right now...lol...It can be like a drug. Once you have done so much of it, u need somethin stronger to get the same affect.
RE: Bit of a quandry
Damn, wish I could afford to go through the site with almost everyone 2-3 times each!
Maybe it is like meeting a girl in a bar... the beginning is all OK with the small talk & then there is nothing else to say?
Have a few I can afford to see regular & a lot I would like to meet to find out, but dont want to waste their time in text side...
Havent had your problem...
Maybe it is like meeting a girl in a bar... the beginning is all OK with the small talk & then there is nothing else to say?
Have a few I can afford to see regular & a lot I would like to meet to find out, but dont want to waste their time in text side...
Havent had your problem...
RE: Bit of a quandry
go to gender benders.. ull find sexy hot women with something extra;););)
RE: question again to Anon E Nouse from honest host
Do you know how expensive it is to divorce with a mortgage on a $411250.00 property and two cars and buying a half decent replacement property??? Also, at our age, the company is there, but not lovemaking. But, if you are offering, let me know who you are ;-)
RE: to honest host
Honesty is the best policy, as I have posted before. Maybe we have had vid together, maybe not. I welcome honesty, and have answered honestly to all your questions. No evasions, no hidden agendas. If you think you can help, declare yourself.
RE: to honest host
Thanks for your input. Whether you strip or not is immaterial. I love to chat only with some hosts. If you are unwilling to post ID, how will we ever meet???
RE: to honest host
Hi honest host. Cousin's taking some time off and left me to clear up his mess - AGAIN. If he leaves his ID, then everyone will know who the sad-sap is. Think of the disgrace!!!!! If you want, try his email - Albacore16@hotmail.com, but don't tell him where you got it from :D
RE: Where is WTF??
been wondering that myself ... I figure he has morphed into someone else and is still posting here somewhere ...
A Nasty Divorce:-))
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "Really? What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "Really? What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
RE: George Carlin
Somehow it doesn't surprise me at all that George Carlin could right such a beautiful piece. Many of his comedic observations have an air of philosphy to them. After all doesn't comedy and philosphy both require looking at the usual world in an unsual way?
8 planets
...and finally not a joke:-))
From now on we have only 8 planets in our Solar System again. Pluto not a planet anymore.
From now on we have only 8 planets in our Solar System again. Pluto not a planet anymore.
RE: 8 planets
Geeezzzzzzzzzz, And all these years I thought Pluto was Mickey's dog.. oh crap .. now I'M REALLY PISSED OFF..
RE: 8 planets
Basicly the problem was if Pluto was remained classified as a planet (Or as some like to refer to it as a dual planet with it's nearly the same size moon Charon) then several other new discoveries would also be eligible to be "planets." There currently are 3 other known pluto like objects (they haven't decided yet what the should be called beside Kuipner Belt objects) would alos be planets. One of which the founder jokingly refers to as Xena (yes, after the warrior princess) though it's official name is a typical letter and number designation. Since it's apparent that none of these 3 objects and in all likelihood Pluto also did not form with the solar system the scientists felt they needed to nail down the definition of a planet to exclude them.
RE: 8 planets
seems like not only were things better"in the good ol' days"but seems they were smarter.just back to the way it was originally before it was"upgraded"to a planet.
God Will Give Me:-))
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar." he replies. "A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar." he replies. "A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?" "I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father. "I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?" "Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance.
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?" The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."
RE: God Will Give Me:-))
Just have visited Pluto, the last time before it had degraded to a plutonian style object:-))
Who is the Greatest?:-))
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."
Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
for hosts who r fishing in commchat
when i join the commchat i feel like a fish :D ...i know, girls, it's your work to involve members to your video, but u do it so ridiculous there..haha :D
hi, honey, come to see me...come to my video, honey.. come come come <---so boring!!!:P
i rather come to video to those girls who talk in public... at least i can see in a little while who is interesting to talk, to play with. Have u ever thought about that, eh? Common, stop treating to members like a brainless purses.. jeez!
Learn how to attract and win members attention from other hosts who really have fun in commchat, who come there not for fishing like u...maybe then the commchat will never be a boring place as it is sometimes without some great hosts and members there!
hi, honey, come to see me...come to my video, honey.. come come come <---so boring!!!:P
i rather come to video to those girls who talk in public... at least i can see in a little while who is interesting to talk, to play with. Have u ever thought about that, eh? Common, stop treating to members like a brainless purses.. jeez!
Learn how to attract and win members attention from other hosts who really have fun in commchat, who come there not for fishing like u...maybe then the commchat will never be a boring place as it is sometimes without some great hosts and members there!
RE: for hosts who r fishing in commchat
Absolutely agree! I know its ur job, and u r here to make money, but as i've said in other posts, we are not ATM's Some of us are here for more than just a a hot sexy show. Some of us want to chat and really get to know you...you all say thats the kind of guy u like, but the way u act, says different
RE: for hosts who r fishing in commchat
lol! when is your book being released"how to catch fish & attract members" if you were such a bastion of knowledge would you still be a little guppy in this ocean?maybe the hosts are throwing burley in the water.getting lots of nibbles but waiting for the big bite.haha...
RE: for hosts who r fishing in commchat
We complain because we have the right to...we are the ones who pay the money :-))
to member
her right is to be quiet or speak depending on her thoughts & feelings.its a forum & gorty is part of cc.once again an anonymous poster does not comment on the thread just goes after gorty.hijacking!!!
RE: to member TO TIS ME STOP
What the F*** you got against us Mouses?????
Me and Cous are the good guys
Me and Cous are the good guys
RE: for hosts who r fishing in commchat
Of course, thats true; but if nobody is happy, then nobody pays...and btw, its not u, I have a problem with, its others.
to wheelyking
we complain because we are males.we say that girls bitch but we whinge so much if 1 thing is not how we want it so everybody else suffers as we do.we really are powder puffs.lol
RE: for hosts who r fishing in commchat
And we r here not only to talk with u either. Be interesting persons first to make us visit u.
RE: for hosts who r fishing in commchat
Hmm I don't remember I have ever asked any of member to visit my paid video.And if you dont want to talk to me just tell you're busy or you don't want to chat to me.Here are enough ppl who want to chat to me anytime
RE: for hosts who r fishing in commchat
That might explain why I always though of going to comm chat as "visiting the shark pool" always got the feeling I was the fresh meat in the water. Needless to say I don't visit it often.
RE: for hosts who r fishing in commchat
I go in to commchat for a rest, a laugh and, sometimes, refreshing intelligent conversation. If all you get is fishing in pvt messages, you have the option of hitting the ignore button, or, see who is in, and, if it is only known fishers, leave and go for a vid session with a friend.
hello all :)
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."