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Whale lessons
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah in the Bible was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to Heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah in the Bible was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to Heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
What a jerk
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?"
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?"
School girl job
Mr. Brown the old history teacher had a dirty mouth. He was always saying something off color or suggestive.
One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal."
Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed him.
The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown is reading the news paper. The bell rings, but he continues to read.
Finally, he look up and says, "Oh girls. You should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and screw the servicemen over there for $100 a day."
All at once the girls get up and head for the door.
"Wait a minute!" shouted Mr. Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"
One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal."
Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed him.
The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown is reading the news paper. The bell rings, but he continues to read.
Finally, he look up and says, "Oh girls. You should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and screw the servicemen over there for $100 a day."
All at once the girls get up and head for the door.
"Wait a minute!" shouted Mr. Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"
BUTTHEAD
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RE: BUTTHEAD
By any chance, did one of those kicks happen to knock you in the head, Marco?
It was a nice gesture and all, but you really shouldn't have sent Zizou your jersey... How now are you going to check whether you've correctly spelled your own name?
It was a nice gesture and all, but you really shouldn't have sent Zizou your jersey... How now are you going to check whether you've correctly spelled your own name?
RE: loool so true
Wondering why we have already 5 referees in every match, if they are so blind? Zidane headed Materazzi at least ten times during the game already, when Elizondo sent out him from the field:PPPP
I Just wanted to say hello again to Francoise. She is so nice and beautiful! Go see her! She is awesome! I have had good videos with her all the time! Love those nails of her too! Have care on you my friend! HUGs
Soldier stands guard:-))
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
Woman's prayer v.s. Man's prayer
WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who
thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray
he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls
out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs Who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who
thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray
he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls
out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
"how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs Who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
WHY CONDOMS ARE PACKED THIS WAY
A man visits a local pharmacy with his 6-year old son Bryan, a very inquisitive boy. As they were paying for their purchases at the counter, the boy saw some packs of condoms and asked, Daddy, what are condoms used for?'
Daddy replied, Bryan, condoms are used by men to have safe sex. Dont worry about them, youre too young to think about such things.
Okay! But Daddy, why are they packed in 3s? asked Bryan.
Daddy was stumped by the question. He thought for a while, and replied, Those are for young men with high sex drive. They have sex 3 times each weekend, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Each packet can last them a week.
Wow, that is so interesting! But Daddy, why are some of them packed in 12s? asked Bryan again.
Without hesitation, Daddy let out a sigh and replied, Those are for married men whose wives dont like sex. They have sex only once a month. Each packet can last them a year.
Daddy replied, Bryan, condoms are used by men to have safe sex. Dont worry about them, youre too young to think about such things.
Okay! But Daddy, why are they packed in 3s? asked Bryan.
Daddy was stumped by the question. He thought for a while, and replied, Those are for young men with high sex drive. They have sex 3 times each weekend, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Each packet can last them a week.
Wow, that is so interesting! But Daddy, why are some of them packed in 12s? asked Bryan again.
Without hesitation, Daddy let out a sigh and replied, Those are for married men whose wives dont like sex. They have sex only once a month. Each packet can last them a year.
RE: WHY CONDOMS ARE PACKED THIS WAY - the real reason
They are in 3-packs for nightly use with HYPNOSIS
RE: WHY CONDOMS ARE PACKED THIS WAY
I need a million packets because I am always having sex with hot babes, practically every day. I am always paying for condoms!!!!
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Headache
Headache:
I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor, said Murari to Lalwani. Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it? replied Lalwani.
Murari said: Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over.
I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor, said Murari to Lalwani. Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it? replied Lalwani.
Murari said: Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over.
Rolls vs. Yugo
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-
Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts
to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You
got a phone in your Rolls?
I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a
phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in
there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a
refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a
TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my
Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of
course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury
car in the world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed
in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce
sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly
ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls. The
next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the
bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It
was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Yugo, and he
drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Yugo
parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The
driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Yugo. When there
wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the
owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of
the Rolls stated arrogantly.
The driver of the Yugo looked at him and said,
"You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS!"
"Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
Do you think CamContacts simply forgot to renew their domain name? I did that and lost my name to some harvester. The guy bought both the com and org versions of it and has been just sitting on them both.for 2 years. The wierd thing in my case is that the guy never answered my e-mails asking for his terms for their return.
RE: "Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
Not everybody is as negligent and neglectful as you Amazed whoever you are. You make conjectures without knowing the whole story. Just because it happened to you, does not mean it happens to everybody else.
RE: "Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
Network Solution is notorious for screwing things up. A friend has a commercial website and they put him out of business for days. They have lousy product support and amazingly treat big customers the same as small ones...awful people to do business with.
RE: "Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
Perhaps so but was anybody else surprised at CC's response? Badmouthing the service provider over the web seems unprofessional to me. If the 2 organizations are having difficulties in their business relationship they should keep it between themselves and no involve the customer bt airing the dirty laundry. CC should have taken the high road here and said "There are technical difficulties and they are working closely with Network Solutions to remedy ASAP"
RE: "Once again Network Solutions have decided to mess things up... "
why take the sycophantic mealy-mouthed way."if good men say nothing...."you can't spend your whole life without taking a stand against mistreatment!
to my love
"Pussy-Pussy-Cat"
"Oh me girl friend has a pussy
A lovely pussy now
An everytime I rubs it
She goes miaow
She has a lovely pussy
I seen it in her house
I did I seen her pussy cat
A gobble up a mouse!
Oh ya thought it was so naughty
But it's not a naughty song
Ya thought it was so naughty
I was coddin all along
Pussy Pussy Pussy
Pussy Pussy Cat
Pussy Pussy Pussy
So fluffy and so fat
First time I saw her pussy
Twas on a summers day
Her lovely fluffy pussy
A lying in the hay
A di ya like me pussy
Its' the only one I got
Begore I do, I surly do
I like it quite a lot!
Twas late that night when I got home
Twas early in the morning
Me Mammy says get in to bed
Me boy you should be snoring
What kept ya out me Mammy says
Ya know shes awful fussy
Says I, sure I was only playing
With me girlfriends pussy!
Well me Mammy nearly done her nut
Come here you little brat
A chap like you at 32
Them things should not be at
But Mammy you should see it
Such a lovely pussy cat
A rubbing up against me"
Copyright Reserved Richie Kavanagh
"Oh me girl friend has a pussy
A lovely pussy now
An everytime I rubs it
She goes miaow
She has a lovely pussy
I seen it in her house
I did I seen her pussy cat
A gobble up a mouse!
Oh ya thought it was so naughty
But it's not a naughty song
Ya thought it was so naughty
I was coddin all along
Pussy Pussy Pussy
Pussy Pussy Cat
Pussy Pussy Pussy
So fluffy and so fat
First time I saw her pussy
Twas on a summers day
Her lovely fluffy pussy
A lying in the hay
A di ya like me pussy
Its' the only one I got
Begore I do, I surly do
I like it quite a lot!
Twas late that night when I got home
Twas early in the morning
Me Mammy says get in to bed
Me boy you should be snoring
What kept ya out me Mammy says
Ya know shes awful fussy
Says I, sure I was only playing
With me girlfriends pussy!
Well me Mammy nearly done her nut
Come here you little brat
A chap like you at 32
Them things should not be at
But Mammy you should see it
Such a lovely pussy cat
A rubbing up against me"
Copyright Reserved Richie Kavanagh
Love her all I can
I remember the times I was lonely without her
Now she's mine and I spend my times dreamin' about her
Love her all I can and try to understand
The things that make her glad
The things that make her sad
I'm a lucky guy, I hardly ever cry
And when the world looks bad
She's never ever sad
She's so easy to please and it doesn't take money, no, no
We can have a good time when the skies aren't sunny
Ah, I love her all I can and try to understand
The things that make her glad
The things that make her sad
I'm a lucky guy, I hardly ever cry
And when the world looks bad
She's never ever sad
Whoo
I remember the times I was lonely without her
Now she's mine and I spend my time dreamin' about her
I love her all I can and try to understand
The things that make her glad
The things that make her sad
I'm a lucky guy, I hardly ever cry
And when the world looks bad
She's never ever sad
Fulfilling their requests:-))
For girls only:-))
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter.
The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter.
The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made him a woman !!
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter.
The second guy said "I want to be better than that guy, make me 1000 times smarter. So God made him 1000 times smarter.
The last guy decided he would be the best. So he said "God, make me better than both of them, make me 1,000,000 times smarter.
So God made him a woman !!
RE: Fulfilling their requests:-))
Of course smart ass.. Sheesh
You can't make a general statement, about which is smarter, as you can't make about which is more beautiful. It always depends on the person and so many other things.
Btw, nice joke, Alex; I guess it was at origins, a misogin joke..
You can't make a general statement, about which is smarter, as you can't make about which is more beautiful. It always depends on the person and so many other things.
Btw, nice joke, Alex; I guess it was at origins, a misogin joke..
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
ZIDANE don't deserve the title Player of the tournament !!!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
All that has been revealed is what lip readers could make of it. 7pm BST you will here from Zidane, and the exact words which were said.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Whatever the italian said doesn't justify Zidane's physical asault. He could had waited until the game was over to kick the italian's butt. It was very dumb on his part to hit the italian in front of millions of witnesses where he knew he could get a sactioned. I guess he never thought of it.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
you are absolutely right oldman
big time players don't get thrown out of big games and it doesn't matter what the italian said, it was the biggest nd most important game of his career and he got thrown out of it
big time players don't get thrown out of big games and it doesn't matter what the italian said, it was the biggest nd most important game of his career and he got thrown out of it
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
no one ever said these guys were intellectual giants ...
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
So you justify physical abuse after a game? Very contradicting.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
If physical agression is what makes Zidane happy what can we do? Just find a suitable time and space for it, but not in front of millions of kids that think of you as an idol!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
ohh poor Z, im sure he has been the only athlete called names
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
No, Italy didnt deserve the Cup, but at least Psy could sleep well sunday night:PP
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
No team in the competition deserved the World Cup. The real winners were the likes of Ghana, Trinidad & Tobago aswell as Togo
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
slightly unusual game of football where the real winners are a team like Trinidad and Tobago who didn't even score a goal
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
The real achievement of T&T was reaching the World Cup. They were the smallest nation to compete, and thats a real accomplishment.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Right on, Alex :D
You get a kiss for that, on your cheek, even if you didn't help my wish come true :P
You get a kiss for that, on your cheek, even if you didn't help my wish come true :P
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Just tell me your next wish Psy and i'll make it come true doubly:PP
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
I want Zidane in my bed...I looove shaved heads!I suppose the Italian made him very angry....A friend of mine being teacher is going every summer in Italy, she said they easy offend people, I mean they do not care too much about being polite.
Poor Zidane!!...he lost control!Who is perfect?
Poor Zidane!!...he lost control!Who is perfect?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
R u crasy? U wanna muslim in yr bed? Disgusting! But it's ok if u don't like Materaci well i'll take him ;)!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Wow, I'm surprised the censor let that posting through.....
Now that it's here though, I'm curious: Why do you think Muslims disgusting?
Now that it's here though, I'm curious: Why do you think Muslims disgusting?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
she said coz she is stupid racist. and duh say duh coz he is stupid too.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
It's football - Zidane is a great player - superb - Italy won fair and square so thats life
Next Topic ???
Next Topic ???
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Incredible. When i read u i wonder if u have a mother or a sister...
If u understand Italian , well easy to read on lips...
About Zidane? the next time he'll meet his mother or his sister, he could look at them in eyes... and without shame...
If u understand Italian , well easy to read on lips...
About Zidane? the next time he'll meet his mother or his sister, he could look at them in eyes... and without shame...
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
I have a mother and sister. If I was Zidane and someone call them bad words I would fix him right after I am finish my job. Personal matters should be resolved in personal time ;-)
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Bla bla.... and u're not Zidane, fortunatly for his family.
And if u're taking a coffee while somebody injures ur family, u wait to finish it to answer? really interesting behaviour.
But always some people to give some lessons and the others....
And if u're taking a coffee while somebody injures ur family, u wait to finish it to answer? really interesting behaviour.
But always some people to give some lessons and the others....
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
I have been insulted while at work or while at School and had fixed them in the appropiate time and in the appropiate manner. Thats what separates kids from adults. Remember, you can lose all the moment you lose your cool. And you are right, I am not Zidane... Thanks God!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Thanks God?
Tss tss again a jealous... Incredible
Continue to try driving ur own life and let some people like Zidane driving a generation.
Tss tss again a jealous... Incredible
Continue to try driving ur own life and let some people like Zidane driving a generation.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Babe, if every player in this world would behave like Zidane then we'd have wrestling matches instead of different sports. Zidane behaved like an arse, at the end it was him who got f*cked and not Matterazzi. You don't anything about professional sports. Boxers, Basketball, and Hockey Players use the insults strategy all the time. Bottom line is that Zidane behaved like a rookie. Who cares about what a low life like Matterazzi says? Come on! If you have enough dignity and self respect you wouldn't act lower. Babe, you dont go hitting people in this life like little kids or beasts. The world have come a long way to still cherish animal instincts.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
nah, zidane knew that if he waited for later the italian could kick his ass, he knows the italian is younger and stronger but the italian was tired at that moment when he headbutted him, so he did it at the right moment and time. he didnt have a chance with the italian later.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
ok - so if it is well easy to read his lips to see what he said in Italian please let us know - (and the english translation) rather than just using the same sort of rumour and leaking that the French have done since sunday night
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
That last header from Zidane, if Buffon hadn't gotten his fingertips on it and that had been the winning goal, I can't help but think how magical an ending to the World Cup and Zizou's career it would have been... Now it's all just endless talk of an ugly incident.. It's a pity.
I don't fault Zidane for the pronciples behind his actions.. Defending the honor of his family, of an ailing mother especailly, seems noble to me... It was a thoughtless act, yes, but in the heat of the moment and after what I have a feeling was an escalation of many attempts to get under his skin, it's understandable to me how Zidane could have faltered.. He's human.
It's the Italian side that bothers me.. How they play the game, and how they play the officials, especially... Flopping, flailing around in fake agony to get calls, the whinning and protesting, the conspicuous shows of sportsmanship only when they feel a call against them looming or only AFTER their theatrics has earned them a call against an opponent..... It's disgusting.
I don't fault Zidane for the pronciples behind his actions.. Defending the honor of his family, of an ailing mother especailly, seems noble to me... It was a thoughtless act, yes, but in the heat of the moment and after what I have a feeling was an escalation of many attempts to get under his skin, it's understandable to me how Zidane could have faltered.. He's human.
It's the Italian side that bothers me.. How they play the game, and how they play the officials, especially... Flopping, flailing around in fake agony to get calls, the whinning and protesting, the conspicuous shows of sportsmanship only when they feel a call against them looming or only AFTER their theatrics has earned them a call against an opponent..... It's disgusting.
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
In my opinion, the Italian team plays with no respect for the game or their opponents... The way they play is underhanded, dirty, and dishonorable.... It's a disgrace that they won... It's a disgrace what's going on with Serie A... It's a disgrace the way racist sentiment has a way of raining down out of Italian football stadiums more pronounced than most anywhere else... Italian football, generally, makes me want to vomit...
Tell me, stud, if you had been out there with Zidane, what sweet nothings would have you whispered into his ear and then had the Italian machismo not to owe up to?
Tell me, stud, if you had been out there with Zidane, what sweet nothings would have you whispered into his ear and then had the Italian machismo not to owe up to?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Real italians never lack of the surprise element and Zidane just acted on hot blooded and he not only lost respect as a gentleman, but lost the game. The French were always whinning throughout the whole game. Don't judge the book for its cover and take it easy. Some soccer players are not the good example of a whole country and its people... ;-)
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
yes you can falut zz. it was the big game
ever see derek jeter get thrown out of a world series game, joe montana out of a super bowl, michael jordan out os an NBA champioship game, pele out of a world cup, NO doesn;t matter what the italian said to him
it was the big game and he got throwon out of it because he didn;'t like the trash talk
oh poor boy
ever see derek jeter get thrown out of a world series game, joe montana out of a super bowl, michael jordan out os an NBA champioship game, pele out of a world cup, NO doesn;t matter what the italian said to him
it was the big game and he got throwon out of it because he didn;'t like the trash talk
oh poor boy
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
you have 4 years to wait for another world cup. cry till then. but the Italians won this one. bravo!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
I read that if Zidane was playing in the NBA he would have to headbutt ten players a game to protect the "honour" of his family!...grow up, the Italian got into his head, its part of the game (in any sport...M. Ali was a master so was Larry Bird)and Z lost his cool..and possibly the World Cup game for France. For me the World Cup and futbol is more telenovela than sport..every game the fans whine and bitch about refreees and conspiracies, flopping and acting....sorry I'd rather follow a real fake sport like pro wrestling!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Come on, Monika, u r not that good in football if u like bloody french team! It's getting darker year after year lol! Italian team plays inteligent footbal, baby! Italians allways deserve thair victory!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
They play intelligent football? Half the time they are flat on their faces!!!
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
it's getting darker every year? what kind of statement is that kathy?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
it's getting darker every year? what kind of statement is that kathy?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
"50% of the ppl all over the world say it was a dirty game and that Italians don't deserve the golden ball?" Could you provide a link to the poll?
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Dear, you also look =) you do not know me as well.. what i like and what i know about =) So think first before you say you are better in something than other one... never be sure till the end about yourself.. here always is someone in your life who if much much better. =) And next, when something happen what you do not want, learn to agree with it.. you can sorry and to suporrt next time, but not when it happened and all was opened to see to complain few days about by proving something =) If you so much love footfall and wanna complain about it till the end.. here are footfall team sites, football fan cluds sites and ect. But you choose cc for that... eh =))))
Oki... stay with french, I stay with italiannnnnnnn ==))))))
Kiss
Oki... stay with french, I stay with italiannnnnnnn ==))))))
Kiss
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
It's football - Zidane is a great player - superb - Italy won fair and square so thats life
Next Topic ???
Next Topic ???
RE: Italy...Do they deserve the award?
Ah.. I bet you could behave as Zidane made.. =) Mind with limit... of words.. so here should be actions =P Result: France loss, Italy won. But 2d place is not that bad too =) Why? Go to zidane and ask him why he made this silly actions.. on tv he will say what is needed to say.. you ask him personally if you wanna dig to the truth.. or really go to more professional site about =) And on this site i see even football in different quilities =) And do not complain ===))) I am soo sorry about france and of couse about you =) la vita... C'est la vie..
Yes, I am out of this.. I am in peace with myself... And you can write during month about it here and everywhere, all teams need such fans =P Good luck.
Ciaooooooooooooooo
Yes, I am out of this.. I am in peace with myself... And you can write during month about it here and everywhere, all teams need such fans =P Good luck.
Ciaooooooooooooooo
condoms
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: what in the devil is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Maude: what in the devil is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
RE: :)
i thought camels are some kind of anonymous here who like to spit on everything and everyone :D
RE: :)
larry the wonder llama has a tendency
to spit on people.
careful of him, he chews tobacco as well
to spit on people.
careful of him, he chews tobacco as well