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LustryRose LEAVING

In one week from now i will leave cc for good...I want to thank all the members that have been my viwers for so long..and also to camcontacts that gaved me the oportunity of meeting new nice people...I hope you all have a great life...and...be sure that many of you i will keep in my mind .Thank you all.
Kisses...and...Good Bye!! :(
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RE: LustryRose LEAVING

Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.

Happy trails to you,
Until we meet again.
Happy trails to you,
Keep smilin' until then.

Who cares about the clouds when we're together?
Just sing a song, and bring the sunny weather.

Happy trails to you,
Til we meet again.

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Not a bad booty; would not mind being the new receipient of it. They come they go..........like living in a train station

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RE: LustryRose LEAVING

Curious..why are you leaving? Most host just bail one day and never say boo. Nice of you to say goodbye. I wish you luck. I love host with character..well....I mean...I love hosts with good manners...wait...I love hosts who are considerate ...wait...fuck it...bye.

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RE: LustryRose LEAVING

WTF..i think u mean u love hosts who have a pretty face...nice ass and great boobs...or maybe u was drunk and just trying to b kind..whatever it was..dont do it again...u almost scared me

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RE: LustryRose LEAVING

Had you in my favorites in case I ever catch you online, but never did!
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Best wishes to you!

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RE: LustryRose LEAVING

you have a week to go see her dude ... your life has come down to this make or break moment and you must seize the opportunity with both hands and run with it ... Rome was not built in a day and a bird in the hand is worth at least twice that number in the bush, nothwithstanding the fact that the one that is in your hand is probably gonna shit in it so that's always a bonus, said the actress to the bishop ... holy fucking hell, I am somehow channeling the cliche-ridden mind of my neighbors mothers third cousins dog-walker! ... oh my good God, is there no rest for the wicked!

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the meek shall inherit the earth my boy

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RE: LustryRose LEAVING

blessed are the cheese-makers!

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Taking Down Archive Pics

You know you have seen them... hosts who you know have been on cc under the same name since 2003 (or whenever, but a long time), and there earliest archive pic is January 2006. What do people think of this? Do you prefer to see her earliest pics, how her look has changed over time? Or do you only want to see the lates pics with her current look, best lighting, best hair and makeup and such?

Just speaking for myself, I like to see the old ones too.
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RE:Not Taking Down Archive Pics - Flowerpower

For a host who has a long and extensive "back catalogue" of pics go and see Flowerpower. Her archive dates back to 2003. In video you definitely get what you see in the pics, plus a bit more, and she is responsive to viewers requests, although she does not use toys. All in all one of the top hosts here.

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RE:Not Taking Down Archive Pics - Flowerpower

It is not what viewers want to see, it is what hosts r willing to show!

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RE:Not Taking Down Archive Pics - Flowerpower

ok, you may well be such a famous host here that you can post something under the name "Joy" and people will instantly know who you are but I have one question ... who are you??

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RE:Not Taking Down Archive Pics - Flowerpower

joyspirit yellow boy.............

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RE:Not Taking Down Archive Pics - Flowerpower

ok, thank you :)

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RE:Not Taking Down Archive Pics - Flowerpower

why didn't she post with her real name?
is she a coward?

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RE:Not Taking Down Archive Pics - Flowerpower

Like a fine wine joy, improving with age


though be careful, could turn to vinegar soon :P

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RE: Taking Down Archive Pics

"Do you prefer to see her earliest pics, how her look has changed over time? Or do you only want to see the lates pics with her current look, best lighting, best hair and makeup and such?"

Rhetorical questions. The first one is what viewers want, the second one is what hosts want.

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RE: Taking Down Archive Pics

I think your nickmane should actually be "The one who knows...nothing about figures of speech". A rhetorical question is one that is merely intended to make a statement and not to elicit a response. Since the original poster was clearly seeking people to answer his questions, they cannot have been rhetorical.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viWF5Ej6lYI&search=fowler%20celebrations

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Okay, ya got me. Still, his questions have obvious answers.

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They were not rhetorical questions, I really was curious. Fowler, you can be my "Minister of Abuse" any day. One who knows, I don't think it's so obvious. Some hosts leave them up, some don't. I think your view is most common among viewers, but not universal.

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RE: Taking Down Archive Pics

2 questions.if it was rhetorical,why did you answer?how can you speak for all hosts & all members when you are,even by your own nick,but one?tisme

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Very good points, "just an opinion" I don't know if there is some limit to the size of the archive. Since you mentioned it, i will complain about something I don't like. Why do hosts posts 3-4-5 pics that are all the same? I understand there is only a limited number of things a host can do in a photo, but why post 30 pics that are really only 3 or 4 different shots?

I don't think hosts have to only leave up pics that show what they do now. We understand that people change over time. I would feel cheated if she's gained 20kg since her last photo...or had dark hair (my fav) in the photo and now is blonde... but hosts are allowed to change their look. Usually the trend is for the better. Maybe when she started she didn't know how to light for photography... didn't know how to do closeups.... didn't have interesting hair, makeup, nails or whatever. But now she does. But watching the evolution can be interesting (at least to me)

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i also like the old ones, even if just one or two when they first started, so i can see how they have matured. i hate seeing archives that havent been updated in months !

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Sorry forgot to post my screenname indeed: its joyspirit.

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I agree. i'd like to see older pics too

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Did you ever search on a name and see all the old hosts who appear and look at some of those pics...wow...there were some really really hot hosts in the past....most..it seems...worked for a little while and left....you pigs scared them away. I wish some of them would come back....I wish my mind would come back...but then again...wait..doorbell.

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yeah its a trip down memory lane when we were all young and pretty

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RE: Taking Down Archive Pics

I wish CC would finally make it possible for a host to delete the pics in her archive that she did not like, instead of only allowing the host to hide them. How many software revisions have they made to the chathost console in the past 5 years + that they have been in business and they still haven't done that? Why not? Doesn't seem like it would be awfully complicated thing for an IT tech or programmer to come up with. It would be great for those hosts that do take 20-30 pics every day to save the 5 or 10 pics that really came out great and get rid of the rest...... and it would be great for those hosts that have been here for years that didn't want to have insanely huge archives and only wanted to keep the best of the best.

Furthermore, along the lines of hosts gone by..... why does CC insist on keeping profiles and archives of hosts that have not been online for years instead of getting rid of them, say after 6 months of inactivity? They do it for members that are not active for an extended period of time.... why not hosts and their profiles as well? Does it really benefit me or any other member to do a search and come up with a hundred or more host profiles that haven't been active since 2001 or 2002? They're gone and they obviously aren't coming back. We're never going to get the chance to see them again and CC is never going to earn anything from video sessions with them anymore, so why slow down the system with poor search results and pay more and more for additional server space that they wouldn't need if they did a little housekeeping and cleaned out the dead profiles? I just don't get it.

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RE: Taking Down Archive Pics

The copyright to the hosts photos belongs to cc not the hosts. That is why the host cannot delete them.

I have known hosts who have taken a "sabbatical" of over a year and then come back on line. I would say 6 months of inactivity is too short. However after say 1 year it would be helpful if CC logged a hosts account as "inactive" so that the host had to reactivate it by emailng CC.
It is easy to eliminate hosts that have not been on line for a while from any search. Just complete the "Last on line from" field.

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RE: Taking Down Archive Pics

I do not believe that CC does own the copyrights for host photos. I believe they belong to the host. However, just for the sake of argument, even if the copyrights did belong to CC, why would CC have an issue with hosts deleting photos in their archives? Especially photos that violated site rules for appropriate photos? And yet give hosts the ability to hide them? Allowing hosts to delete photos benefits CC as well as the hostsand members, and in no way that I can see, does the site any harm.

Now for the point you made about hosts taking a "sabbatical" for a year. I still don't believe that CC should be responsible for a host losing her profile after 6 months of inactivity. If CC made it their policy to do that and hosts were informed of that policy, then the responsibility would lie on the shoulders of the hosts to log in at least once every 6 months to keep their profiles active if they were planning to return. Most free email programs, like MSN and Yahoo, (which almost every host here uses for email and messenger ID's) requires users to log in at least once every 30 days to keep their accounts from being closed. So a host that was on sabbatical would have to go online once a month anyway if she wanted to keep those accounts open. And even if she didn't, any host that can afford to take a year off of work can surely afford to spend the little money it costs to go to an internet cafe for a few minutes twice a year and log into CC to keep their profiles active. No, I do believe 6 months is long enough for CC to keep them without any activity.

And finally about filling in the last online portion in the search. I have done that on numerous occassions and still gotten search results going all the way back to 2001 and even many are listed as "Never". I believe it has to do with the last online bug that exists in CC's software.... which I have pointed out to them before several times in forum posts and in emails to their help department as well in the past 6 months, but they have yet to fix it. On many hosts profiles the last online dates are incorrect. The last online date for each host is posted in 3 places... twice on their profiles ( one under their profile pic and the other to the right of it in the details list) then one more time next to the hosts pic in member's favorite pages. Most times the 2 shown on the hosts profile are different sometimes both are completely wrong. The only one that seems to be accurate is the one displayed on the members favorites page. Only problem with that is that it seems the search results work off one of the dates on the hosts profile page, resulting in poor search results when a member enters a date in the last online portion. I wish they would fix the problem.

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RE: Taking Down Archive Pics

Possibly the issue with deleting them is many hosts work from studios. Imagine the possiblity for host "A" who is mad at host "B" to gain access to Host A's login while she steps away to use the facilitys and trashing her archive. Host A remains blissfully unaware her archive is empty and wonders why she's getting so few viewers.

Now it would most likely be possible to restore the missing pics from a backup, but with the cost of storage being so much less then the cost of wages (for the person restoring the files, the time spent responding to the help calls etc.) I'd bet their bean counters pointed out it's simply cheaper to store them indefinately.

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Ok so perhaps some girls in studios could use it to cause problems for other hosts in their studio. However is that a reason to not allow hosts more control over their photo management and give them the ability to delete unwanted or excessive photos rather than hide them? I think not. Studios are responsible for managing their employees just like in any other business and if one of their employees steps out of line, especially in the way you gave as an example, then it would be their responsibility to fire the host. And believe me that they would be quick to do it to rather than have CC get involved and take action against the offending host and banning her from the site, in which the studio could possibly lose one of their screennames and higher profits. Especially since, as far as I know, some countries are still not allowed to create new screennames at CC.

Hosts understand that this is a job and with every job there are rules that must be followed and acceptable behavior in the workplace. Many of these girls are young (perhaps for some hosting is their first job) but they have bills to pay like everyone else and if they don't understand or learn quickly that they cannot just do or behave however they feel like because they are in a bad mood and how to deal with conflicts or misunderstandings with other employees, then they will never hold a job or succeed in any career field they choose. And they will soon find themselves in the poorhouse. That is the cold harsh reality... everybody has bills to pay and nobody is irreplacable... step out of line and there 10 more people waiting in line to take your job... so ya better toe the line. Especially since in some areas of the world it is exceedingly difficult to find a job that offers high earning potential and the ability improve the standard of living for you and your family. Only a fool of a host would risk that over some petty argument with another host, and if that is the case, who would want her here anyway?

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wickedbaby

Seeing as some members are kind enough to give us updates on hostess, here is my contribution...

wickedbaby is now off line.
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You're generosity is only exceeded by your timeliness :)

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yep

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More Complete Answer for O O shocked

My apologies if this was already posted but it didn't seem to go through before. I'll also add this other point. Rh factor does not influence the chances of getting pregnant. Instead it simply influences the possible outcome of the pregnancy.

Ok seems that people are still confused so let me see if I can clear this up for you "Shocked"

First and foremost, the Rh factor is simply a marker or signal (More specifically glycoprotein) on RBC (Red Blood Cells). In addition to the common way most people are aware of incompatability between the ABO blood types there is also this method. Why you ask would we even have this, simple it's our bodies method of knowing what is "self". Therefore if you put something foreign including foreign tissue (yes blood is a foreign tissue) your body will respond and attack. There are a great deal of other markers known as HLA (In other animals it's called MHC) but that's an entire other question altogether.

Ok so here's the thing you want to know. If a mother that is Rh- concieves with an Rh+ man there is a probability of having an Rh+ child. An antibody (Specifically only IgG a subtype of the superfamily of immunoglobilins AKA antibodies; can cross the placenta) from this Rh- mother will cross the placenta and realize hey this is not self, these are not my RBCs, and she will beging the necessary steps to mount an immune response. However, as a general rule, this child is not at risk of Hemolytic Anemia Disease (Erythroblastosis Fetalis). Yet, if the mother gets pregnant once again with an Rh+ male and again has a Rh+ child she already has the preformed antibodies to this Rh+ antigen and will cause severe hemolytic anemia leading to kernicterus which is basically high levels of the breakdown of RBC (bilirubin being the major constituent) which enters the brain causing massive edema of the brain leading to possible herniation if not basic brain damage. Basically the antibodies will attach to the blood causing hemolysis (aka bursting) using a long cascade of steps which you probably could care less about.

Good news is there is an easy method of preventing this. Typically, after each pregnancy (regardless if she has actually delivered the child, in other words abortions, ectopic pregnancy etc)especially if the father is Rh+ she is given a shot within 72 hours of a Rh sub 0(D) or better known as RhIG. This is safe, causing no problems and best of all there is no fear of the mother producing a proper immune response to Rh+ D antigen. Hope that helps.

Sincerely,

The MD
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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

Mother and father both +, no problem
Mother and father both -, no problem
Mother +, father -, no problem
Mother -, father +, potential problem

So to answer the original posters question if both are negative there is no potential danger to the baby from the Rh factor of the blood.

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

The question is, what does all this have to do with CC, naked chicks and wanking? Isn't that what we are here for afterall?

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

That's an easy answer banana;
member is - and host is -, then the wanking will be good
member is + and host is +, then the wanking will be good
member is - and host is +, then the wanking will be good
member is + andhost is -, then the wanking will be good

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

the answer was before my eyes all the time and I didn't see it ... thanks D&D&D

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

dick + condom = no prob

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

Yes Doctor, you certainly cleared that up! Glad to see we have a resident MD in CC. This place could certainly use some Higher Education for a change of pace! :))

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

One question :
It doesn't depend on the blood type, does it? I mean, I'm AB - ( very rare, I know ) and he's O+ . The fact he's O counts or not?

A Banana , some might care :P Now, it's only my curiosity..

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

To answer your question Psy in a simple form no the blood type has nothing to do with the Rh factor. In other words your child could have a problem depending on which Rh factor the child inherits from the parents. Blood type is a co-dominant inherited trait, I'll let you read that on your own. Therefore if you were AB- and had a child with your O+ husband and conceived a child that was AO+ or BO+ a problem could exist. By the way very correct about your blood type, rather rare although there now exist blood substitutes.

Here is the thing, the ABO type has nothing to do with the Rh factor. Although the ABO blood typing system is based on what kind of sugar molecule you have surrounding your blood to your body the Rh factor is a different entity entirely and would recognize it as a seperate antigen altogether. Therefore to your body it recognizes two completely different sets of antigens. I hope that helped you Psy. For those that are curious, O blood types have no signalling molecule on the surface of their RBCs.

By the way JR I wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic or not, either way thanks.

The MD

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

No, absolutely not being sarcastic, and that's why I posted a smiley face. I can see how I may have come across as such, so my apologies for any confusion. I absolutely meant what i said; we have so many members/hosts posting nothing in here but jokes, riddles, and just plain BS, that your post was a refreshing change. I don't mind a few jokes and having fun every so often, but I believe in a realistic balance. So, yes, it's refreshing every now and then to see a serious and educational post for a change! You have my support Doc! :))

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RE: More Complete Answer for O O shocked

Thank you Doc, I can yell hapilly " I was right nanananaa!"

Seriously.. I thought that it was only about the Rhesus, but a certain someone didn't want to believe me.

I knew I was rare.. AB is rare, yet having negative Rhesus makes me even more rare.

Not connected to what you said.. I was teased when I had to make my ID card, because my classmates knew my blood type, and it seems, dunno how, that most of the mentally disturbed people have it.. So, they were so sure I would get a red ID card ( as those people used to have) . It's just something sort of funny I thought to share ( of course, it makes more sense in romanian :D )

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Well thank you JR, just so many negative posts sometimes it makes it difficult to tell and thank you for the compliment, all that debt has finally paid off lol.

Very welcome Psy and glad to see you were right. You know we were never told of any relationship between blood type and mental status, of course what do hemopathologist know right? So if you are nuts you get a red ID card I think that's great, could certainly use that while in the hospital some freaky people out there. Actually as an FYI, did you know a long time ago, it was thought that skull size was inversely proportionally related with intelligence and agressiveness in that large skull meant dumb and aggressive. A large number of people had their skulls measured and thrown into either prison or psychiatric wards. Oddly enough if one looks in prisons/psychiatric wards there seems to be a relationship yet it's not true.

By the way "Shortest form" your reply wasn't very bright. She had asked about a complication with a pregnancy and nothing to do of how to prevent that :p

So again thank you JR and Psy for defending my post. Take care everyone.

The MD

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Has this ever happened to you?

Like many of you here I am a loser, I can't seem to have a normal discussion with a woman. A waitress complemented my shirt the other day and instead of saying thanks or something normal I blurted out "How much per minute in instant action? She looked at me like I was crazy; I followed up with "Do you have toys? She proceeded to have me thrown out of the restaurant, talk about instant action... yeah she wants me...: D
I would like to hear stories from all the other losers here, like have you ever kissed a girl? How many dungeon & dragons groups do you belong to? Do you share a one bedroom apartment with your mom too? Don't you hate it when she puts your ear medicine in while you are at the mall?
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its not ad&d

think of it as:
strategic wargaming

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RE: Has this ever happened to you?

Got it Vile Overloard, so how many strategic wargaming clubs to you belong to? And more importantly what's it like to be a 40 year old virgin?

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RE: Has this ever happened to you?

I'm not sure.

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RE: Has this ever happened to you?

The line about the "ear medicine at the mall" was priceless. I don't laugh out loud so easy, but I did at that one.

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RE: Has this ever happened to you?

A genuinely funny post at last and a very poignant one. Boy, are we ever all sad losers on this site!

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RE: Has this ever happened to you?

LMAO D&D:)) I still live with my mom but I seem to have no problems talking to girls:D

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RE: Has this ever happened to you?

sorry i didn't understand part of your post - what is this "kissed a girl" thing and how much do you have to pay for that?

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"...what is this "kissed a girl" thing and how much do you have to pay for that?"

At the time, very little - 5 years later half of all you have plus your house!!!

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ouch! hope it was a good kiss then!

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Who saw the season finale of Lost?

Am I the only one who watches this show in here? I just saw the season finale and I gotta say...how would I be able to wait 4 months for the next season?:((( Last night episode was absolutelly terrific!
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RE: Who saw the season finale of Lost?

I don't watch it

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RE: Who saw the season finale of Lost?

i watched it and i gotta say................wtf???i got LOST at the end.i didn't get it.now i have to wait to find out what the hell is going on.wait............maybe that's why it's called LOST.LOL.i was really confused at the end.

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RE: Who saw the season finale of Lost?

That show stinks!

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RE: Who saw the season finale of Lost?

It was so good. I'm glad some of the questions have finally been answered; especially why the plane crashed. I am so hooked on Lost.

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To WTF...

I posted this in regard to what u said in the threead "Nude or no" below. Just wanted to make sure u see it and, maybe, give an opinion. Here it goes:

"WTF... thats ur flaw man...u always generalise things. You always assume everybody has the same pattern of behavour as yours...and the ones who do different things then you, in ur eyes they are always losers. Even thou I personally find ur posts and replies very funny(coz i dont usually take things to heart) I must say...you are nothing but a close minded individual and a hypocrit. You are exactly the type of guy that attracts *ss kissers who want to be as "cool" as u are. And you so looove having ur ass kissed...admit it, you looove it!
BTW, what exactly makes u think that nowone would pay 1.40 to have a non nude videochat? Do u know all members from CC? I would say that about 20-25% of my members dont want me to strip and they specifically ask me not to, even thou i'm more then happy to do it ( now u're probably gonna say "slow down on those burgers and after u lose 100 pounds or so, they might ask u:D). They might have their heads screwed, they might be pathetic loosers...but not more then you are!"
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RE: To WTF...

why you so mean to our mentor and role model?

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RE: To WTF...

I think virtually everyone loves having their ass kissed Joy ... I am sure our hero and man of the hour WTF is no different in that regard.

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RE: To WTF...

I think WTF has a very wry sense of humor that may offend some. But I've read some of his posts that were laugh out loud funny. And of course some were not so funny and occasionally in poor taste. But WTF is what he is and make no apoligies for himself. And in my opinion he gives alot of life to this board.

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RE: To WTF...

You like him Joy, don't you?!!!
C'mon admit it ;)

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RE: To WTF...

patience, sweetie....i know it's every chat host's dream to one day garner the personal attention of THE man, but trying so hard to get it comes off as a little desperate....it's unseemingly, is what it is.
btw, geralizing about the things a person "always" does based only on those little quirks about him you happen to find most endearing isn't really fair....and to call him a hypocrite while doing it....well, that's just hypocritical.
sure, wtf comes across as cool as hell, but as he's said in the past to those such as yourself who get their panties all in a twist over the jocular, good-natured quips he has such a knack for posting, it's just fun and games...it's just a little gift from his coolness to all us chowder-heads to keep us amused and bemused...if you ask me, he's a saint.....a saint who deserves a smidge more respect due than having his supposed "flaw" pointed out by some nosey, miss know-it-all who thinks she's the shit because she gets guys to pay her to actually keep her clothes on.
shame on you.

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"a saint who deserves a smidge more respect due than having his supposed "flaw" pointed out by some nosey, miss know-it-all who thinks she's the shit because she gets guys to pay her to actually keep her clothes on."
shame on you."

Well I would rather consider myself "the shit" because I get guys to pay me to actually keep my clothes on or off then to consider myself the shit because I like to kiss ass.

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RE: To WTF...

You don't have to make any changes at all to your body Joy. It is entirely feminine...desirable...beautiful, as it is:)

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RE: To WTF...

WTF is the smartest and coolest person that post messages here. Granted that some do not like his post but they are fair and as he sees them. If you do not like his messages then do not read them. I find them very enjoyable and very worth the reading. WTF is a great and well worth the humor in reading. I have enjoyed every single post that he has put out. Get over it girls and face the music or putting yourself out there.

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yeah judge, WTF is cool. if anyone don't agree with you they can sit on it.....aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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RE: To WTF...

Actually in this case the nick "joy" is WTF himself.............that egocentric devil :)

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RE: To WTF...

Actually lets make it interesting. Who is best poster here?

My vote is WTF over Banana since WTF has better and more consistent content over coolness from our yellow friend.............................no host even comes close so girls keep doing what we can't :)

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RE: To WTF...

I fail to see why A Banana would even be in the running, he is merely ubiquitous...nothing more.

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RE: To WTF...

Ok nowone understood my point lol. I wasnt saying WTF... 's posts arent cool or funny (like i said, i do find him funny and sometime ago i even reposted something he wrote in viewers forum because i thougt the post was hilarious). I'm just saying that he is very inconsistent and if someone doesnt agree with him he can't give back logical arguements without saying something like "oh just shove it, if u dont like, dont read". And he frequantly sais things like non adult is for losers when we know for sure that he visits girls in that area and some of them are well known for their non-stripping policy.There for his hypocrisy...or better said his forum hypocrisy (because like someone said, i dont know him in real life). Not to mention that he has a strong tendancy to not see outside the box and he thinks he knows it all (he said something like "if u dont strip, nowone would ever come to ur video just for chat" wich is sooo not true...thats the post that bothered me in fact).
And to answer those curious dirty minds: nope I dont really want him coz frankly...he's too old, i dont think he would be able to go on for more then a couple of minutes:PPP

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To joy

Hmm i think you told ur own opinion, some ppl didnt agree with it so they told their own opinions too.Personally, I think WTF as any other human being has his advantages and disadvantages.Take care:)

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RE: To joy

Go go Joy...... I'm with u 110%

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This so funny...

http://www.callme.nm.ru/schild.swf?namee=imshy
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i thought there was one posted with ur name on it?

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LMFAO....nice one DM..Made my day :p

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pathetic!

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A bit of creative self-advertising shy? You tart you. lol.

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yea it's so funny i forgot to laugh

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This is outright discrimination against the Gay community, and will not be tolerated! The UGC will be filing law suits against such instigators which have perpetrated such crimes!

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RE: This so funny...

No such thing exists as the 'United Gay Coalition'

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geeeezzzz man, can't you take a friggin joke? :O!

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RE: This so funny...

So now you are discriminating against your own sexual preferences?

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RE: This so funny...

wow, how many times do you want to play word games today....lol....what else can you turn around? it was intended as a joke, probably not a good one (agreed on that). No discrimination was targeted at anyone or any preference. I know very well however how such things can be taken out of their complete context, believe me I know! Happens all the time in here...... :)

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RE: This so funny...

Relax man, I am just pulling your plonker. ;-)

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RE: This so funny...

yea and your pretty darn good at pulling it.....lol ;)

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RE: This so funny...

yea dm way to go funky dude, nice one, made my fucking day! :p! time for a doobie now dude!

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Hell no i didnt lose weight...dont start nasty rumours cara..jeeezzz....**looks for his beer cigs and burgers**

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People with forum nicks gather around:)

Well yeap its me joy... I bet next under be will be Psy!:D
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Let's see :D

Nighty night !

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Diane,
I didn't see the show dear so I will take your word on that. Visiting porn sites?!? Who would do such a thing.....
Hugggg

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A mans gotta do what he gotta do.

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wickedbaby in free session

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Oh MercMan1

Oh MercMan1 you really funny polite smart generous e.t.c. you very interesting and made me absolute amazing.... hope to see you again
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Thank You, Lord:-))

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Thanksgiving dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking the Lord for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked the Lord for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.

Then he began to thank the Lord for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip. Then he paused, and everyone waited -- and waited.

After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank the Lord for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"
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what touched me was that in trueth, the child WAS thankful for everything else

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happy birthday

Happy Birthday Mr Paul Weller .........................

No need to say more .......
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if that ain't entertainment, I don't know what is

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RE: Drama Queens of cc

Gortensia

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oh yea war, he's one of the biggest :D!

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hahhhahahahahhahhhhhahahh

wouldn't that be anonymous

you are all so cute and soooooo dramatic

hahhahahhaahahha

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yea right anne, more lies, but ur an expert at that
so nothing new here, keep up the good work....lol

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anne if you had just left the post alone instead of taking the bait you'd be much better off. problem is you got sucked in again :O?
when will u learn?

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WTF coz always complain about prices :) - just greedy guy (i guess enough ugly) who think he is God and Judge, never say "goodbye" not coz he is rude, coz he afraid lose one else spare dollar for 1 min (dont forget only 0.50$).
Its already funny when he reply to almost posts here.
WTF what are you doing in your life also? (not dreams pls)

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RE: Drama Queens of cc

be sure to include dm and imshy on that list

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RE: Drama Queens of cc

You're all fucking drama queens.

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Yourlady definitely, she can really cry if u didnt visit her for a few weeks, she thinks that is disrespectfull. Basically she only cares about money.

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yep, agree ... silly tart

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not me, the only life I know is right here on CC.

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thats the whole crux of the original question, drama queens don't have a life, except in here.

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i think no chathost have to be jealous of u dear, maybe of ur money, but certainly not ur pitty life

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RE: Drama Queens of cc

but not all drama queens fuck........suck=yes they do!

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All are, who are talking here or in commchat about real (or fake) private problems . There are many..., but thanks heaven the rest of cc dont care with these clowns.

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when the winner is determined, when will the crowning and coronation take place?

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We simply don't know if a coronation is to take place? Certainly the Crowning of a "drama queen" is and of itself, quite bizarre to say the least! Therefore, under such consideration, Her Majesty's Government politely declines such an event, and will leave such rubbish to the scum in which concocted such an !@#$%^&*()_+ in the first place! Stated: Our Will.........EIIR

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DOM, you are the biggest drama queen around whether you are having your period or not!

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RE: Drama Queens of cc

that's one hell of a generalized statement member.

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on my planet, the results of such a contest
result in the people being locked in a room,
flaming marshmallows dropped on them,
chocolate syrup next, gasoline and finally
feathers.

next, we give them nerf bats so they can beat the
sh!t from them. (it also tenderizes them)

finally, after all that, whoever walks from the
locked closet wins.

of course, they have to dodge the rain of
bullets that hits them as soon as they exit
that room.

good thing Drama Queens are not bullet proof

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storm angel use to be one of the biggest drama queens. she done bit the dust long ago! :((

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wow, 5 suckers...I mean guys paid for you to come to the US? what happened? why didn't you go? did you just want the money then not go? come on tell us

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she can't tell, she's lost

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RE: Drama Queens of cc

As in Lost in Space?
hehehehehehehehe!

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WARNING....WARNING.......WARNING WILL ROBINSON!
ANNE ALERT......ANNE ALERT......ALIEN ALERT!!!

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ROBOT, time for a sensor change in your memory banks.......You Forgot------>GORTENSIA ALERT.........GORTENSIA ALERT!!!!!

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Ah Major, don't forget the word DANGER before WARNING in re-programing the robot...... :d!

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What's all this talk about Drama Queens? Isn't it enough we have drama and queens anyway? I mean just look at all the drama we put up with in our daily lives, not to mention the drag queens out there, and Queen Latifa!.................................................................................Oh, you mean the subject was on "drama queens of cc?"..........well then, NEVERMIND!

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RE: Drama Queens of cc

that wasn't very funny

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oh well Anonymous, sorry, I'll try better next time ;)

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would appear you are the one holding a grudge that would make you post such a vicious attack. i would bet you hate your mother too.

i think we should crown you the drama queen and call it a day

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RE: to 2anne

I wholeheartedly agree.

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"VICIOUS?"............oh yea that was really vicious........LMAO!!!

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"bithch"??? i think U have won the contest for Queen (or King) of Spelling!!! LOOOOL

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Talk about drama queens. It's obvious. You are the clear winner, 2anne! I think the contest is over.

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agreed (2anne) if she cakes anymore make up on her face she will look like death warmed over......lol........Oh wait a minute, she already does.....damn!!!

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What about Drama Kings?

I think I have won the contest.:)

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RE: What about Drama Kings?

Congratulations Fraulein Gorty, as der newly crowned "Drama Queen of CC," I sink ve can find a 'chamber' just for you.... ;)))

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RE: What about Drama Kings?

ok, i'm new here. who's this 2anne chick? can't find her profile anywhere.

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Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!

Well, thank u anon i tried fallow yr advice and guess what ? Nobody from that category has bothered to talk me and answer me if shemale or no. Only two of the girls online answered me..one said she was santa claus and one asked me to come in vid and see :) Would u ppl imagine this? I now understand all the complains i read here from viewers pissed off by this kind of girls.I am sorry but i could have never guessed that there could be such ignorance from one who wants to work and get business.
And now for all of u girls who i tried talk to in this category and u didnt bother to answer...u just lost perhaps a good business ;)

Anyone who knows direct me to a good-decent shemale host ?
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RE: Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!

itsvenus4u

the sweetest I know

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RE: Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!

You was given an advice:GO to transgenders.For example the first host I found in the list of transgenders:http://www.camcontacts.net/viewarchives.html?ci=88726&cti=4&cn=xYummmyCumx
Cant you see urself is it shemale or not?Why do you need to ask the hosts if they're TG or not.Put ur glasses on and look more attentive.
In the URL:http://www.camcontacts.net/othercams.html find the line "Category".In the field enter:Adult / Gender Benders (TV, TS, CD).And push Search buttom in the bottom of the page.And CC will reveal you it'sTGs.
Is it clear now?If not read the text one more time.Good luck

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RE: Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!

www.seekhelp.com

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RE: Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!

holy fucking hell ... remind me never to take your advice in the future WS ... I went and checked out those pics and was temporarily blinded ... I'm ok now though you will be glad to hear.

But thanks to you, I think I have found my new calling in life ... I could easily pass for one of those (well, compared to this YummmyCum person anyway) ... I have a bigger rack for a start (I knew these saggy man boobs would come in handy one day!) and if I shave off all my body hair and slap on a dodgy wig, with a little makeup (and a LOT of intervention from God), I could pass as a chick with a dick ... and I know a lot of you out there will be rather excited by the thought of that :)

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RE: Any shemale hosts ?-So annoying!!!

man, calm down ;)
beleive me, it's not that hard to see if she's a true TS or not, just look at the pics, and u will know. DON'T ask, they will never answer that!!! just look more into it........

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RE: O_O

As far as I understood, they can't have a kid that's Rhesus + but they can have kids.

The Rhesus factor can be modified.. I didn't read much, but it seems it is like that :) Anyway, a doctor is able to tell you more ;)

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Babies are generated by eggs and sperm not blood!! Rest easy:)

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhesus_factor

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ank you should better have said nothing......you only confuse people
if parents are both R- then there is no problem

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Ok seems that people are still confused so let me see if I can clear this up for you "Shocked"

First and foremost, the Rh factor is simply a marker or signal (More specifically glycoprotein) on RBC (Red Blood Cells). In addition to the common way most people are aware of incompatability between the ABO blood types there is also this method. Why you ask would we even have this, simple it's our bodies method of knowing what is "self". Therefore if you put something foreign including foreign tissue (yes blood is a foreign tissue) your body will respond and attack. There are a great deal of other markers known as HLA (In other animals it's called MHC) but that's an entire other question altogether.

Ok so here's the thing you want to know. If a mother that is Rh- concieves with an Rh+ man there is a probability of having an Rh+ child. An antibody (Specifically only IgG a subtype of the superfamily of immunoglobilins AKA antibodies; can cross the placenta) from this Rh- mother will cross the placenta and realize hey this is not self, these are not my RBCs, and she will beging the necessary steps to mount an immune response. However, as a general rule, this child is not at risk of Hemolytic Anemia Disease (Erythroblastosis Fetalis). Yet, if the mother gets pregnant once again with an Rh+ male and again has a Rh+ child she already has the preformed antibodies to this Rh+ antigen and will cause severe hemolytic anemia leading to kernicterus which is basically high levels of the breakdown of RBC (bilirubin being the major constituent) which enters the brain causing massive edema of the brain leading to possible herniation if not basic brain damage. Basically the antibodies will attach to the blood causing hemolysis (aka bursting) using a long cascade of steps which you probably could care less about.

Good news is there is an easy method of preventing this. Typically, after each pregnancy (regardless if she has actually delivered the child, in other words abortions, ectopic pregnancy etc)especially if the father is Rh+ she is given a shot within 72 hours of a Rh sub 0(D) or better known as RhIG. This is safe, causing no problems and best of all there is no fear of the mother producing a proper immune response to Rh+ D antigen. Hope that helps.

Sincerely,

The MD

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were we supposed to read all that? cuz I just glazed over it

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RE: Maugham

I think you know my grandma. In fact I'm sure you do. The other day I took her purse to get a 5$, and right there I could have sworn your pic was in it.

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you must be young :P

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RE: Apples and wine:)))

Problem is that because the best apples are so high, they tend to look down their noses at all but the tallest of men:(

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RE: Apples and wine:)))

Maybe even the best apples could make the effort and look for the best grapes/men themselves rather than waiting around to see who is confident/brave/arrogant enough to think they have a chance of succeeding with one of the best apples. Women are equal to men and so in the 21st century surely you can approach the ones you like without waiting for them to take a chance and maybe missing out on the one you like best.
This is just a thought and not a personal criticism - and I must say I do like the apples/wine analogy

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RE: Apples and wine:)))

I like great tasting apples, but at $1.99 a minute...oppss I mean $1.99 a pound, I think I'll stick to the ones that don't cost so much.
Happy eating :)

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RE: Apples and wine:)))

There are many of us about , some very brave ..
But not willing to be judged by the size of what we will spend per minute ,,
When you realise thats not the most important thing , then maybe you will find someone who will will be happy to reach ..

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RE: Apples and wine:)))

That's the problem in itself. Most think, especially the apples at the top, that they are "above" and "superior" to the ones on the bottom of the tree. Many men have climbed to the top and plucked a beautiful perfect looking apple only to find that the inside is filled with vinegar. I prefer to grab an ax and chop the tree down.

Men that put women up on pedestals usually quickly find that their "princess on the pedestal" is much sweeter in their fantasy than who she really is in reality. And those men, are more often then not, insecure and unconfident men that feel unloved and empty inside. Those "princesses on the pedestal" will continue to look down on those men, taking all they can from those men as they give and give and give........ until another man comes along and knocks over her pedestal. That's the man she'll fall in love with and follow to the ends of the earth. Because he is the man that does not treat her as some unobtainable object on a pedestal to be adored and worshipped from afar..... he treats and respects her as woman, at his side, looking eye to eye to her... and he will not tolerate any attempts she makes to use him or walk all over him....he knows his own worth and knows she is not better than him... and thus she will respect him, feel attracted to him and give her love to him freely.

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The Barry factor

Little Barry came into the kitchen where his mother was making his dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted:
Mom, I want a bike for my birthday

Little Barry was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Barry's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Barry, of course, thought he did. Barry's mother, being a good Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behaviour over the last year, and write a letter to Jesus, and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Barry stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write Jesus a letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Barry

Barry knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up he letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear Jesus, this is your friend Barry. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday
Thank you, Barry.

Barry knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:
Dear Jesus,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Your friend, Barry.

Barry knew he could not send this letter to Jesus either. Barry was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Barry's mother thought her plan had worked because Barry looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said.

Barry walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Barry began to write his letter to Jesus.

LETTER 4:
JESUS,
I HAVE GOT YOUR MUM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE F***ING BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
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I am interested to hear if r there any shemale hosts in here and if there r i would appreciate to hear their host names.xox
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Not that I have, but look under Gender Benders catagory

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catch comchat, they are there constantly

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nude or no

dear members !!
tell me please :someone interested here if girl don't strip. whant to know our opinions!
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me if just get see on cam i am happy if she does not even show off her bra and panties its ok me as long as get to see a smiling face on cam makes me happy if she strips it is ok but not nessary for me to see her on cam

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There is absolutely nobody here who is interested in you if you don't strip...at 1.49 per minute you better be showing up the promised land. Time to try and get your job back at the borscht factory.

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So is wtf going soft and paying for non inexpensive clothed chats now???????

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Sorry, I said non inexpensive - I had a quick look at your profile before posting. I must say though you do look like one of the good apples :)

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WTF... thats ur flaw man...u always generalise things. You always assume everybody has the same pattern of behavour as yours...and the ones who do different things then you, in ur eyes they are always losers. Even thou I personally find ur posts and replies very funny(coz i dont usually take things to heart) I must say...you are nothing but a close minded individual and a hypocrit. You are exactly the type of guy that attracts *ss kissers who want to be as "cool" as u are. And you so looove having ur ass kissed...admit it, you looove it!
BTW, what exactly makes u think that nowone would pay 1.40 to have a non nude videochat? Do u know all members from CC? I would say that about 20-25% of my members dont want me to strip and they specifically ask me not to, even thou i'm more then happy to do it ( now u're probably gonna say "slow down on those burgers and after u lose 100 pounds or so, they might ask u:D). They might have their heads screwed, they might be pathetic loosers...but not more then you are!

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you sooooooooooooo wanna do him....admit it.

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I wouldn't unless its below .90 but there is this one guy who would, I believe is name is chuck112156

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let me just check with the banker

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at the end of the chat-- we want to see u in your natural beauty--thats naked -thats why we call u- yes we like to chat when u have clothes on- but most of us canot afford to stay chatting all night and pay for it

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thank you... but i didn' tell that i don't nude.It is only subject....
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Dogs

THINGS DOGS MUST TRY TO REMEMBER PART I

**The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't
gotten the chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it.

**I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under
the coffee table.

**I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

**I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

**I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

**I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet
in the house when I am about to throw up or have an accident.

**I will not throw up in the car.

**I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

**I will not lick my human's face after eating animal dung.

**"Kitty box crunchies" are not food!

**I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the
backyard or house depending on which end processes it first.

**The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

**I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's
on the toilet.

**I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell him.
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I love dogs. I have a pug. Her name is Snots. People ask me why I call her snots..I say..pick her up and blow in her face. True story..I really have the dog...

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RE: Dogs

ok that's the 3rd on, someone must have found the joke site today

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High Stress Days

Useful Expressions for those HIGH STRESS days

1. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
4. Do I look like a fucking people person?
5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
7. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
8. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
9. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
11. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
12. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
13. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
14. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
15. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
16. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
17. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
18. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen
asleep yet.
19. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
20. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
21. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
22. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
23. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
24. Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."
25. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
26. Is it time for your medication or mine?
27. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
28. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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THE 10 TOP THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.
3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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dont forget this one...take this job and shove it!

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