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can we quit the crying and have some fun already?!? CC is a predominantly adult site. it's not personality contacts... hosts post their pics to lure viewers in. no one posts a sign in their profile photo that says "i have a great personality". they are full body/pretty face/anatomicly suggestive and so on... hosts are selling looks and actions to satisfy. even if they become friends, they initially are here for that reason. my job as a host when you visit me in paid video, is to try to satisfy your need... be it social, sexual, or some other special circumstance. hosts are needs providers... what ever the viewer thinks they need from you is what they are paying for. or else they'd take the advices of many and go to yahoo or an actual dating site. hosts need to quit whining about not enough viewers wanting to ge to know them, their feelings or consideration for their feelings... get over it! the viewers pay for what they want, if it satisfies my viewer in some way to call me a slut, then damn it i'm their slut! if they get ,in my opinoin abusive, then that's what ignore is for... why dwell? you sell your flesh in video, including non adult, they just have to put more mental/flirty effort than physical... otherwise there would be no reason for the video, people would just pay for text... and that ain't happenin'...

viewers, stop crying about getting solicited... agian that's what ignore is for, if the stubborn gal doesn't get it. who cares if she gets pissed? you're not visiting her right? even in yahoo, you will get solicited. it's part of the online way... spam, pop ups, bots, pms, of "come see me"... it'll never quit if you don't like it you have to learn to block it out, or never go online... but don't not expect it to happen... especially here. and don't expect a host to give you her undivided attention if you do not reciprocate in video. here, for a host, time is money. and even if she is not in video she can be doing other productive things besides paying you all her attentions for hours on end. if she quits talking to you after so long, maybe you're not the only one talking to her... don't assume if she doesn't respond in 2 seconds she's only a money grubbing cam girl. but do remember, this is her business as well, and here time is money too. you should be equally as considerate of her as you expect others to be considerate of you, in your time and money and choices of handling them...

have i struck any nerves? :P bring it on baby :P xoxo squirts

has anyone seen my brain?
I seem to have misplaced it.
last I saw it, it was heading towards
the nearest pub.

can anyone tell me what has happened to velary/miledi or if she has left cc i see that her pics have dissapeard from her profile apart from 1 if she has left it will be a great shame to me and i hope other members alike as she is/was one of the best host,s i have known, while i have been a member having a lot of fun times not just for her shows but for all chats and everthing a real pleasure to have known her and i hope she will return soon
simply one of the best.
hope someone can give me any sensible information please.

xYrdesire & TinyAsian (aka asiandoll19)

Have a lovely day feckers...............................

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A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?

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The birth control pill.

A farmer wanted his pigs to mate so he would place the males and females together and each morning asked his wife if they did. He always got the same response that they didn't have sex. Upset he went to a vet and ask what he was doing wrong. The vet said that they didn't know how to do it and that he should have sex with them to show them how.
The first day he loaded all the pigs in his truck and drove off into the woods and did every pig one time. When he got home he was tired and went to bed. In the morning he asked his wife and she said that they didn't have sex so he loaded them into the truck again. This time he did every pig 2 times, came home and went to bed. He was so upset when he found out that they didn't mate so he loaded them up to take them to the woods. This time he did every pig 3 times, he was so tired he would barely stand and went straight to bed. In the morning he asked his wife if the pigs did anything. She said, "No but they all climbed into the truck and are honking the horn"

where oksana? i wait her

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Hey i did not understood the answers i got the last time i posted...Why u all are so mean with a new girl???????
If i did something against the rules i will get punished so....
Why u so mean?? ;-(((

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Here is one of my favorite lines I always come across reading forums...literally at least once a week I will see someone start out their post with the words : "I hate to admit that I'm in agreement with WTF on this one..." or something along these lines.
C'mon, you puds, there is nothing to be ashamed of, we all have moments where we sound like thoughless assholes, we are men for christs sake...it's what we do...So go ahead don't be shy, It time to pick up the pieces of your lives...tell your boss he's an ass, tell your wife she is a fat nag who has driven you to internet porn, shake your big ass at the cute girl working in the mall. Let out your inner WTF...don't worry the few slaps you recieve will hel, an you'll soon discover that having friends was over-rated anyway. Good Luck!!!

Mmmmmm makes my day!

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Old man sitting on his front porch in Louisiana watching the sunrise sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.

He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."

The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"

The boy says, "Catch some chickens."

The old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man's surprise, he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.

At the same time the next morning, the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

The old man yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy yells back, "Roll of duck tape."

The old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"

The boy says back, "Catch me some ducks."

The old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't catch ducks with duck tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night, around sunset, the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's amazement, he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

At the same time the next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

The old man says, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

The boy says, "It's a pussy willow."

The old man says "Hold on, I'll get my hat."

what would you do with wishes 3?
I'd give mine away.
why you ask? are you daft? mad?
no, and I'll tell you why.
I'd give them to 3 random women in the world.
why?
because, then the girl you shafted, messed with, hit, or worse,
might be the one with a wish.

I' would not want to be that guy.

so, that means this world might be a nicer place.
you'd have all the guys paranoid, never knowing the girl
they are with, might be the one with a wish.

payback is a bitch

Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer crissakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"

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"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't"

"Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive"

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me"

"God must love stupid people, He made so many"

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it"

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them"

"Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!"