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RE: A Silly Joke

huh?

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Workd better if you think of him as an Australian tourist.

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RE: A Silly Joke

It's a good joke but needs to be stressed the tourist is Australian to get the right accent

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RE: A Silly Joke

You are more than welcome to repeat it 0001Janetta. It's only fair that other people should have to suffer it too :P



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Now this is when we need gete! He'd know how to get this one straight!

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RE: A Silly Joke

noooooooooooo lol not that joke again :)

A girl (was it you ??????) told that joke in comm chat the other day.

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RE: A Silly Joke

Ain't that rascist?

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i wonder if there is a 'Kiwi' interpretation of this joke? ;)

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i think it's racist against people who own cars... somebody should arrest her:(

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RE: A Silly Joke

To die I go to work , Tomorrow I have the die off.. geez Do we Aussies really sound like that? .. holly crap.. :-D

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RE: A Silly Joke

It's not rascist, DM.. It's Strine= Australian English.. :-D
G'day , I've saved you a spot on the beach, So where the bloody hell are you?.. lol

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RE: lies

Yes... all people lie. We are human and that is a part of our nature, unfortunately. I have yet to meet ANYONE who hasn't lied. Even do-gooders lie, but they usually feel bad afterwards.

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All people lie, yes, specially men when they have a lover or they are hiding something from her partner, sometimes is better to say the truth because when the lies are discovered, it's an earthquake in the woman's heart, and in the relationship for ever, when you don't trust in your partner is the hell.

Sometimes a woman forgives, but she never will forget... remember it for ever

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RE: lies

By it's very nature I think lying goes with a site like this.

I never lie though. I just tell all hosts and members I dislike them :P

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RE: lies

I lie, even when I'm telling the truth.....

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RE: lies

i don't believe you:p

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RE: lies

lot of romanians on this site :)

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RE: lies

i.e........... there was a Martian called Paddy?

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RE: lies

most people lie.
no it isnt nesesary, just easier and less hurtful

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RE: lies

fruit never lie, although you can't trust vegetables ... believe me when I say that ...

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RE: lies (the way to tell a good lie from bad)

Good lie is told to save the feelings in someone else
example soldier dying on battle ground LIe = you will be ok everything will be better just hold on

Bad lie is told in the interest of yourself bad lie=
50 mmmmmm nice age
my mother is sick lol had to say it sorry guys
yes i am single
all of these told to get your interest up and get you video

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RE: lies (the way to tell a good lie from bad)

does this make my ass look too large?
how do you like my new hairdo?
do you like the new dress?

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question to men

My friend worked here as chathost. Then she met with man who was in her video(when she went to England)
When she back from tarvel she said that she cant be at CC again. But didnt explained it. may be u know why?
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Perhaps he's a jealous, possessive man who's pinned this friend of yours "romantically" under his thumb - Maybe he's supporting her financially so that she need not go back to hosting and he need not be worried that some other guy here will sweep her away from him.
Or maybe her experience in England with this viewer was enough to make her fed-up with hosting completely - Maybe he freaked her out so much that she can't get passed the unpleasant idea of others like him lurking here.
If you're a true friend and you sensed something odd or unsettling and pressed her for an explanation but she was still hesitant in giving you one, I don't know what to say except hope for her the best and assure her that you'll be there for her if she needs you.

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wow Sasha! Does this mean that she should move to Sparta?...lol....Nothing wrong in a little pampering now and then one would think?

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I would feel the same if I found a woman (here at CC or in real life). There would be no point in going to ANY of the sites I go to if I had someone in my life.

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I met with members many times..they gave me some money fpr sex..gifts..but Im still here !

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RE: question to men

how much money? in which city?

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RE: question to men

a roll of nickels. fargo.

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RE: question to men

You're right, but why are the men looking for pornography and partners in this kind of websites? why if they're married or have lovers?

I'ts the same, if a woman meets a man and they fall in love or a relationship, why does she need to be in this kind of job? When a persons loves to another person the respect must exist between each other.

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RE: question to men

are you an english man vikinglord?

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RE: question to men

maybe he promise to bring her to him forever
but if she will not talk to you, her friend about the trip or the reasons for quiting CC, then she is not a real / true friend of yours.
friendship here is as true as the love here.
just hope for her happiness and safety, and move on.

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I met lovely men from Usa and europe. Im in not big city in Russia..Rostov.

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I also met a man long time ago, he sponsrize me enough to not work here anymore and i still do it till we get married cause is a good job.Why not do it as long as i can make extra money and i have nothing else to do?We love each other and this job doesnt interfere in our realtion, its only a job...x

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I would think it is difficult for any man to come to grips with her girlfriend working here. Not that he fears he will lose her to any of the CC losers but it is frankly demeaning, soul sapping and I would think it hardens a woman and skews her sexuality a bit. I have long argued that I don't buy the argument that this is the only work available to these hosts. So maybe he is saying...look...go home and get a real job. Do you guys really think it is an unreasonable request?

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I know a man who was living in England and he met a woman from west Europe, she got a lot of money from him, because he wanted she didn't work in pornography, but she was doing it no matter he loved her and he was interested in her, with time, he lost a lot of money and she lost him, because she was looking for different men in the cams and getting a lot of money from them,he realised it was a big mistake to be with this woman, afterwards she was writing to him for he backs with her, but he didn't. can you guess where was she from? Why men are so fool ?

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Party, Now

C'mon you wonderful, smart, charming, sensual bitches...I am ready to award you for your sweetness..party, party, party chuck-style NOW!!
See you in my video hot pants!!
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RE: Party, Now

i think we should call you Lucky Chuck?!

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RE: Party, Now

what's a gamburger?

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To: Analmous

Hey, Yeah, I've got lots of gamburgers,( and other neat stuff)
in my hot free shows. Wow..I think I smell some gamburgers now, better hurry before they get cold, ladies!

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celebrate

to all the mums out there....happy mothers day (if u celebrate that is)
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MOTHERS DAY IS THE SECOND SUNDAY IN MAY IN THE USA.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ANYHOW TO ALL THAT CELEBRATE

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RE: celebrate

in fairness to imshy, please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he's refering to 'Mothers Day' in the UK? "MUM" is frequently used over there when refering to one's Mother or Grandmother.

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RE: celebrate

Your right MrHyde...but...it also goes out to every mother everywhere...u only get one mum so u should care about here all the time..not just on the one day a year(even if she did drop me on my head many times as a baby...still didnt knock any sense into me tho) :p

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Np imshy, point well taken! You are not alone, I got dropped on my head also, but you guys are much better with the jokes! I'm sure Dark Mystery will be most enlightened about this..... ;):)

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lol MrHyde.........for once I never forgot the date!!!!!!! Happy Mothers Day Mamica, Mamuska, MILF and my real mom........ :D

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curious..

generally speaking, is alcoholism or drug abuse an issue of any significance among chat hosts?
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This is something which crosses my mind too often, as I see chathosts automatically do that thing where they check out their nose, rubbing away any residue powder. Thre is one in particular lets call her anonST, [I have been clean and sober for 13 yrs] or whatever. There is a moral dillema here, if I think a person is killing themselves should i not do something to help, or just pretend it is not happenning. We have all worked or met with ppl who have the problem, in all walks of life it is a problem, look the other way or stick ur neck out?

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RE: curious..

interesting subject matter from 'a curious guy,' but also a very complex subject matter to say the least........I would think that this kind of thing might be kept at a more private level?

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RE: curious..

I guess inevitably there are some hosts with drug or alcohol problems but I have not seen any evidence of this among the hosts I visit. What does worry me is the amount almost all of them smoke. I have only come across two non-smoking hosts.

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RE: lol

Well if you pay me about $100 000 may be i'll agree to have sex with you for weekends.

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RE: lol

Do you really think you're worth that much?

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I don't know I have never tried to work as an escort woman but I'm interested if someone offer me more

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RE: somebody from ivanovo in russia know good provider ? my ususal provider say go awey....

check with host called " living soul" she is from Ivanovo

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clocks going forward

is it only uk thats put the clocks forward one hour or does ever country do it??
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We do it but not until next saturday in the usa. I hear Europe does it this weekend

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Aussies do it next weekend too, which is bizarre for them. ;-)

Microsoft clock will automatically update, when you next login.

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in australia when northern hemisphere puts its clocks forward they put it back 1 hour.different seasons you know.australia is changing its clocks next weekend,only for this year, because melbourne has been hostung the commonwealth games.would throw out tv scheduling if they did not..go figure,matt

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But the games finished this weekend? So what would be the point now?

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RE: clocks going forward

New Zealand also has daylight saving. We put clocks foreward 1 hr in October and back 1 hr in March

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my clock broke when it hit the wall....so i dont put it forward,,,, i put it in trash

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RE: clocks going forward

i think i'll put my clock ahead 18 hours tomorrow and maybe set it back 17 hours on tuesday and see what happens then,,,,,

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where is missweb

did anyone know where she is,didn't see her online long time. anyone know if everything is ok with her? thx
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public apology to galaxxy

About two months ago i insulted and said mean things about a very sweet and sexy host. It was a very bad sitution about something silly and i called her a liar and cheater and trully besmurched her good name. I AM TRULLY SORRY GALAXXY..PLEASE FORGIVE ME OF MY JEALOUSIES AND INSECURITIES. I trully am your number one fan and want to continue our most precious friendship....
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RE: public apology to galaxxy

Yes please don't insult xGalaxxxy. Thats what I'm here for :P

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RE: public apology to galaxxy

awww, that was sweet. :)

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to sasha

What makes you think i am a man? Women can be jealous of other women too.

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possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

One evening, a gentleman checked into a hotel. He had been travelling for days, and was tired. After filling out the registration forms, he was handed the key to a room on the 21st floor, which happened to be the only availble room.
As the gentleman (let's call him Fred), as Fred was about to retire to his room, the desk clerk said "Sir, I feel I must mention something about your room. Inside, you will find a teddy bear. Please, I beg you don't touch this teddy bear." Fred turns away, and heads toward the elevator. "Oh, nd the elevator isn't working," he hears the clerk say. The clerk then turns back to his work.
Fred, resigned to his fate, heads towards the stairwell. With his
suitcase, he begins to climb - up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, and then suddenly at the seventh floor the stairs stop. In front of him is a forest, with lush, thick undergrowth that he can't walk through.
Confused, Fred turns around and begins to walk down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs,and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, and back to the reception desk.
To the desk clerk, Fred says "I was walking up to my room, but at the
seventh floor I can't walk any further. Is there another way to my room?"
"No, sir," says the desk clerk, "All you have to do is press the green
button on the right. And don't touch the teddy bear." He then goes back to his work.
So once again, Fred begins the long walk up to his room. Up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, and then at the seventh floor, Fred presses the green button on the right.
Out of nowhere, a set of monkey bars appear for him to cross the forest,with a hook for his suitcase. And so Fred begins to clamber his way across the forest. At the other side the stairs begin again.
Up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the
corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs,and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,up the stairs, and around the corner, and then, at the fourteenth floor,there is a giant lake. Fred, not willing to walk down the stairs, looks for a green button on the right. There isn't one.
So with a sigh, Fred turns around and begins to walk down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and
around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the
stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner back to the forest, where he presses the green button on the right, swings across the forest and then once again heads down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner,
down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner, down the stairs, and around the corner to the reception desk.
"Excuse me, again," says Fred to the desk clerk. "I've made it past the
forest, but on the fourteenth floor there is a lake. I looked for the
green button on the right, but it wasn't there. What do I do?"
The desk clerk looks up, and gives Fred a smile reserved for those
customers who are beginning to try his patience, and says "Press the blue button on the left sir. And don't touch the teddy bear." and goes back to work.
Once again, with suitcase in hand, Fred goes up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,
up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the
corner, and then at the seventh floor, Fred presses the green button on the right, swings across the forest and then up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner,
up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner to the fourteenth floor.
Fred presses the blue button on the left, and a row boat appears. So Fred rows across the lake, with Row, Row your boat playing on music. On the other side the stairs continue, so Fred walks up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up
the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs, and around the corner and then he is at the twenty-first floor, and his room.
Tired to the point of exhaustion, he drops his suitcase and lies down on the bed. After a brief nap, Fred wakes up and decided to watch some TV.Looking around he spies the remote sitting under a big, brown, fluffy teddy bear. Not remembering the clerk's warnings, Fred picks up the bear,takes the remote control and starts to flick through the channels.
Just settling in, Fred notices some movement in the corner of the room where the teddy bear is. He wasn't too concerned at first, figuri
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RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

Btw shy............ your it :p

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RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

i'm it or i'm sh*t??

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RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

um, if i wasnt afraid of teddybears then I am now
oh, and im not it!

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RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

is there any short version too long to read "D

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RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

He kept the shorter version in his pants...........roflmfao

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RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

Yeah, cut the "up the stairs, and around the corner, up the stairs"
Took me about 5 mins :P

Good one imshy :D

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RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

I think that is the point Psy. It is called a irony tale. The irony being that after all the effort of reading it the joke is so lame that you end up being the joke instead ;) Very nice ImShy. Suprised the buffer took it all :P Love to know what the word limit is for a post.

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RE: possibly the greatest joke of all time (long..but u will thank me for it)

I know D, I know some other jokes like that :P Used to tell them when i was a kid :)

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I am sure you did Psy. Btw what happened to your shrine? How am I supposed to worship at your feet now if you don't have anywhere to do so hmm? Think about it. We all need someone to worship :P Hehe..

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the icky

Today things are quiet for me and I was bored so I went to talk to male host. He seem nice, slow, but we talked friendly, it pass the time and was no charge to me. Then he says "hey babe check it out" and gets up and dances very fast. I think it is rude not to warn someone so they can close their eyes for the dancing. :(
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you just got Chuck11'd

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today

today i'm not wearing panties
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Me either, I never do -- they chafe my ears!

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To Sasha

Thanks...fecalsack...Kiss to You,
Charles

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It's Play Time

Happy Day for you Ladies -
Today instead of going to the mall to stare at the girls, I'm going to spend my afternoon right here making you all happy...I'm online right now...so swing on over and say Hi!!!
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RE: It's Play Time

Sorry I missed you Chuckles

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RE: a CC song

very nice song!

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RE: a CC song

Replace Russia with Romania :)

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RE: a CC song

Ok, now lets do here the song from Romania?

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RE: a CC song

I couldn't have sung it better :-)

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I think I understand now

I have read many post from members about hosts and this being a business for them. I guess i was niave to think that the host i have visited were true friends. I have come to the conclusion that I was their friend as long as I could visit them in video chat. I have come upon some hard times and am not able to go to video chat as often as b4. When i am asked to visit these friends in video and i tell them i cant, it seems like they have no use to chat anymore. When i would visit them in video they would chat for a long time with me knowing i would come to them in video.... In conclusion i am beginning to believe that there are not true friends made here on c.c......i guess only money makes true friends here. I think i neeed to leave this site and all the fun and people i met here...........John
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Rather stupid statement. I have many friends who wil chat with me from here, and I haven't videod one of them.

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RE: I think I understand now

then you are pretty lucky.... i guess i havent founf the right ones then

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RE: I think I understand now

here or anywhere, it's always when you come upon hard times that you really learn who are your truest friends.
don't be bitter, it's a host's job to make you feel special. it's just best not to take anything here too personally.
good luck, john, i hope you make some real, genuinely caring friends soon. save yourself the headaches though, and don't ever let money enter into the equation when you think you've found one:)

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hey john,
dont leave us now
now that you have learned the rules to this game.
i was the same as you b4, i think
just enjoy the babes when you can, and chat in community with the rest of us poor guys. just remember , they are all happy if you visit them and some like to chat with us, knowing we're poor and/or we will not see them.
keep in mind, your favorite will forget you in a week , so next month when you want to see her, you can be Bill from buffalo and she wouldnt know the difference

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RE: I think I understand now

Fucking hell, ain't it a bitch when reality comes up and bites you on the ass?? Yep, get yourself out from behind your computer, open up the door to the outside world and go off a-searchin' for some real friends. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky and meet a real girl ... maybe you'll get extra lucky and get to see what a real human female breast looks like ... and if you get extra EXTRA lucky, you may not even have to pay to see it! Now if that ain't a reason for leaving the confines of your room, I can't think of better one! The real world can be fun after all.

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thx anon,johnz and banana

thx for your words of encouragement. You all have good points which I appreciate. I think i have found 3 friends in you...John

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Hi Diane actually I have talked to you a long time ago, but then I didnt see you online for a while. Thx for your offer i would be honored to come and chat again as you were very sweet me to last time and we had some great chat and one very special prvt. I will see you soon honey

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Hope I blocked you

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RE: I think I understand now

Wish I knew who you were so I could avoid ever meeting you.

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RE: I think I understand now

Maybe if you werent anonymous i could tell you if i was ever with you.
But of course with your attitudes it is better i dont know

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RE: I think I understand now

My apologies, wiser. My reply was meant soley for Hosterrr and her attitude, it was meant not at all for you.
Best of luck to you in finding friends with attitudes far more open and far more caring.

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RE: I think I understand now

apology accepted, i am sorry for the confusion. thx for your support

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well John, I just hope you don't have the unfortunate oppertunity of running into "some people" out there, who, will just come right out and say to you: "Oh yes I'm very well off!" Usually and Normally, you want to stay away from those types! And unfortunately they do exist! You see, they are the one's who buy friends with their money, but I'm surprised at the number of people I've seen throughout my lifetime, who have no problem with that, just because they want "acknowledgement, and it also makes them feel important!" :((

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thx hyde ole buddy, it is so true i have ran across many people who like to flaunt their wealth also. i jUSt hope if i ever win the lotterry for a great sum of money i dont become like them. you know what they say about money though.
A FOOL AND HIS MONEY IS SOON PARTED. or
MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS

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RE: I think I understand now to a little wiser now

hey i would like to have a chat if that is possible sometime
may if you will let me know who you are may be i could get in touch with you

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Improved the system???

An old Indian chief sat in his hogan on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him."Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances .You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."The Chief nodded in agreement.The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled ..... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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RE: Improved the system???

Well said Night45...you were spoken...uff:DD

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A Doctor, a Lawyer and a Mathematician:-))

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.

The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health.

The mathematician says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife, you can do some mathematics.
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RE: Top Picking Lines contest

One can only hope that you know what you are talking about because I sure as fuck don't ...

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my fatbob is way romantist:P

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My FatBob reads Shakespeare and Yeats and Byron! He likes to play Snooker and Wack-A-Mole and go Snorkling too! My FatBob is very well-rounded and Tons-O-Fun! :D

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That makes 2 of us ! :)) Rudra,could you be so kind and share it with us ? Yet I`m not sure I wanna know,you might get more confusing than already.

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Time to Party

Hey Chick-a-roos - I'm online, maybe it's time for you to check out a hot new groove that is out of this world. I'm a lot of fun and now I wear pants sometimes in Friends and Family. It's time for us to start my party see you all there!!!
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Another feeble attempt at laughter, lol (A joke btw)

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she
married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first
morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of
bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's
clothes and accidentally let out a big fart.

She looked up and said:
"Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."
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Will Luke be able to help Leia?

In a little known chapter of the Star Wars epic, Princess Leia got pregnant and was having some difficulty delivering her baby.

She began to wish that her gynecologist was still alive, but had to accept her own brother's assistance during the difficult delivery.

As she was suffering through her most painful final contractions, she shouted her late doctor's name and asked for help, "Help me OB/GYN Kenobi!"

Suddenly a disembodied voice came from beyond the delivery room... (scroll down)




















"Use the forceps, Luke."
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RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?

LOL

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RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?

That has to be the most lame joke ever posted here.

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Q. Why did the fish blush?

A. Because the sea weed.

;) be careful of making absolute statments.

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RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?

haha! "weed":))

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RE: Will Luke be able to help Leia?

Is "weed" a euphamism for urinate? I'm not sure I get that joke, actually.

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weed = pot, some people hold in the smoke as long as they can to take the full effect so they turn red. or blush.

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Yes, weed is the word children use for urinated

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beer

ok, lets hope this works
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RE: naked lady didn't work.. try this *winx*

NICE TITS!

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dang, it looked good when i posted it

dang, so much for beer pix

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RE: beer

you people are loopy.

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RE: beer

anne is always taking things too serious

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