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RE: back from the wilderness

Welcome back

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Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

I have a question for you guys who are into non-adult. Now I am not talking about the non-adult hosts who are .50 in open video and 2 to 3 times that price in One to One. We all know they are not really non-adult hosts and there are a bunch of them and I say...God Bless you girls...give up the good work.

I am talking about the real non-adult hosts. The pretty girls with semi-sexy pics but who never strip. The ones with good english skills and shit eating grins.

FInally the question....why do you guys visit them? What is it you are looking for and more importantly paying for? Friendship? Companionship? Psychological counseling? Someone to listen to you? I am honestly curious. There has to be some common reasons that draw you guys to these leeches.sorry...hosts. I would love to know why? I promise I will not bust your chops if you answer honestly......at least I will really really try.
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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

Dont know the answer, because never visited any nonadult host here, but maybe some of members who visit them rely on get them strip. lol

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

An excellent analysis of the whole adult vs non-adult thing Gabi. And I suspect that there are more guys than you think in your latter category ... maybe not so much the "rich control freak" though but probably just ordinary guys who have taken a fancy to a particular pretty face and enjoy the chatting and are eventually going to start thinking "hmm, if I can get her trust, maybe she will start to show me some stuff in 1-2-1" ... I myself admit to being in this type of situation once or twice - worked once too :)

So WTF, in answer to your question, I concur with Gabi ... if a guy wants some hot pussy, he'll head naturally for an "instant action" chick but if he wants to see if he can work some magic and entice a pretty young thing into taking off a few of her clothes even though she says she "doesn't do that kind of thing", then I can see the thrill in that too.

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

i hear tell that the whole "i'm rich.. i'm not a horn dog... i respect you as a person" thing works in helping a few members here to procure a nice selection of willing playmates for the ol' next "business trip" too:P

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

Oh come on WTF. You have made it clear many times that on the subject of non-adult hosts you have a closed mind and will never understand why members pay to see them.
You know you will hold any responses members make up to ridicule. You just cannot help yourself.

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

just looking for a tutor to help with my romanian lessons, i swear:P

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

same reason why u visit Tricksy the one who never strips here ;)

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

Here r yr words ...From: WTF.... Reply New Message
RE: nonadult 18/Feb/2006 16:04 (GMT)

Triksy has to be the most honest. No adult. Excellent english. Intelligent. Nice personality. That is not to say she is not clever or a business woman. But I would say her kindness and warmth are more genuine that most other nonadult hosts who generally creep me out as they prey on the lonely, sad and socially and emotionally retarded. Plus just imaging being with Triksy is enough to get me going....sigh.....if she could read my mind she would never speak to me again....peace

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

does he actually pay to speak with her though? ...from that quote alone, it's not quite clear, is it?:P

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

Triksy at $1.49 in non-adult... she must be doing something right for him! :p

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sorry i forgot From: WTF... Reply New Message
RE: to triksy 17/Feb/2006 03:25 (GMT)

Triksy never would fall off a chair...but I am sure she made many members fall of the edge of their world.....love you dear.
add one of yr other comments about an "nonadult" girl.... :P:P:P Shall we understand that since u wont pay for a truly non adult host but u do pay for tricksy is she one of the fake nonadult girls?

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

Again, as anonymous said above, nowhere in that quote does WTF say that he has actually visited Triksy

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

If you read WTF's many previous posts on Triksy you will find that he says he chats with her in text but doesn't go to video.

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

Well I have tried non adult and it is not for me :(

I have returned to my old manta which is "The only good host is a naked host" :)

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

Triksy in non adult.So if WTF like her so much its means that she is at dark ide and do adult shows for him..or not only for him.

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

No it doesn't

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RE: When other categories will be discussed?

Give me the instant actions any day :P

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly

Big LOL

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly: to WTF la!

Yo bud

well I guess the reson would be similar to the reasons why men keep going back to their fave adult hosts... except for the sexual nature (of course not true if the 'non adult' host strips etc in 121)

we've all met some host in adult who says the right things, is nice to us and caters to our ego... making us feel good about ourselves even if we know we aint shit in life.

Have you ever tried really having an in depth conversation with an attractive woman without wanting her to strip and play with a dildo?

that's kinda what it's like... that feeling of not wanting to see flesh. to be really connected to the girl in conversation for one brief moment without you worrying about how quick you can cum so you can save those few extra $. Knowing that there really is a special person with a unique personality inside the host that a lot of guys brand as 'whores' (sorry).

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RE: Question for you non-adult fans....honestly: to WTF la!

I knew you are neat, from the first email! I wish you all the best, Angel!
You make an old soul to keep believing...Kiss

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to WTF

I am curious why dont u reply at yr post but u do reply at other lately posts?

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RE: to WTF

probably bcs he just posts to see his name in forums all the time, not coz he really has any questions or anything to say

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RE: to WTF

lol good one :)

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i support . . .

DENMARK!!!!!
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RE: i support . . .

why would anyone in their right mind admit to that?

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RE: i support . . .

i thought someone would say it, but maybe cc is blocking it it.so i will say..
i heard all over radio about this stupid cartoon, and how offense it was . first it is only a cartoon, like it is said all the time here...if you dont like it , ignore it. sad thing is cnn and ALLusa media willnot show them. but everyother minute they were talking about the pics they wont show , out of respect and fear. but some time ago a holy cross in a glass of piss and a statue with the likeness mary made of cow shit was front page for days.free speach but dot offend the head hunting freaks. so shut up and buy thier oil :D

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RE: i support . . .

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8410111/

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RE: i support . . .

Woah. Now this I find to be more shocking than the Danish cartoons. The reason is that these stamps were put out by a government agency. Governments should show more tact.

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RE: i support . . .

It seems as though Denmark has made a lot of people angry. Maybe they crossed a line that people really shouldn't cross. Free speech? Yes. But please use good judgement.

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RE: i support . . .

i do too :D
i am boycotting all the products of the protesting ppl
but then, i have no need for an exploding vest anyways.
im not blowing my ass up for any stupid man who says alah/god will think its good.

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Something to keep you amused...

http://www.dotfart.com/
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RE: Something to keep you amused...

LOL

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RE: Something to keep you amused...

:-D That made me laugh!

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Non-adult (contd)

To continue the post below (saves me scrolling down later) ....

ThePassion - great laugh, good English, sweet girl and hot to boot
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RE: Non-adult (contd)

try DivineSpark. julia is a gr8 girl, but always non-adult. gorgeous. fun. ask ab her dreams.

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RE: Non-adult (contd)

What's nonadult? :P

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RE: Non-adult (contd)

nonadult is anyone who's under 18. :P

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RE: Non-adult (contd)

He means she doesn't strip. But she told me to try again in 3 weeks So, maybe change is near?

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RE: Non-adult (contd)

Maybe I'll get to meet her after all then :)

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RE: Non-adult (contd)

she wont strip. u can go back 3 weeks l8er, but answer will still b same. trust me. im her fav regular.

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RE: Non-adult (contd)

Is scrolling half a page down really such a chore?

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RE: Non-adult (contd)

Yes. It wastes 2 seconds of time and burns away 2 calories.

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wahoo!

the swiss men's hockey team just beat team canada 2-0... goalie martin gerber stopped all of 49 shots for the shut out...
first the czechs, now the canadians... holy shit!:D
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RE: wahoo!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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please

Please pass the pipe over here if you are done with it.
thank you,
bert
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RE: please

WTF?

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I'm waiting for you?

Please baby come quick to see my wet stew.
My love is not forever, it falls away like arms and legs do sometimes.
kiss
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RE: I'm waiting for you?

I think I just threw up a little ...

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RE: I'm waiting for you?

holy crap

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RE: the T_O_Y_---_L_A_N_D

I must say, I am curious about your "long anal beard?, sounds strange, but still sort of sexy, maybe.

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RE: the T_O_Y_---_L_A_N_D

Mmmmmm... I love women with long Beards... Ooops! I mean long Beads! ahahaha

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RE: the T_O_Y_---_L_A_N_D

I also have a very full anal beard that covers most of my ass. Recently, I have been thinking more and more about going to a local salon and having one of the ladies remove it with wax. Stuff is always getting caught in it, and it is impossible to shave without cutting my tender region

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RE: the T_O_Y_---_L_A_N_D

I could come by and pluck it out with my teeth like I did for you the last time ...

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Finally

Finally after 6 years of daily practice, The people have spoken and anointed me, Jerry Spankolio, the new "Master of the Pan Flute".

I have replaced Zamfir, who held the undisputed title for the last decade. So please remember, from this day forward, anything "Pan Flute" related goes through me, Jerry.
Thank You, I hope to serve you well in my new position.
Yours,
J-Spank
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RE: Finally

Congratulations, J-Spank.
It seems that the more recent pan flute music in my collection has been average at best. I am looking forward to seeing what direction you take this often breathtaking instrument.

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Wedding Night Pranks:-))

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!
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RE: Wedding Night Pranks:-))

Down right hilarious, bravo my friend!!!

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RE: Wedding Night Pranks:-))

Take away the sensation inside
Bitter sweet migraine in my head
Its like a throbbing tooth ache of the mind
I can't take this feeling anymore

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight
and everything will be alright
Tell me that I won't feel a thing
So give me Novacaine

Out of body and out of mind
Kiss the demons out of my dreams
I get the funny feeling, thats alright
Jimmy says it's better than here,
Ill tell you why

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight
and everything will be alright
Tell me that I won't feel a thing,
So give me Novacaine

Oh Novacaine

Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming
Give me a long kiss goodnight
and everything will be alright
Tell me Jimmy I won't feel a thing,
So give me Novacaine

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THE PERFECT DAY

THE PERFECT DAY

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, tobascco, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en-route to airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine - 2 under

11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine - 4 under

2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle

5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over, naturally).

6:45 Shit, Shower, and Shave

7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated

7:30 Dinner: crabmeat appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies..some bending over)

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty hot-pepper pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 A night-cap blow job

11:45 To bed ALONE

11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

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RE: THE PERFECT DAY

Way too much sport not nearly enough sex :)

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RE: THE PERFECT DAY

lmao... Great one Director

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lol

make sure this time you have enough money to get back home lol
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gone

Ok...time for me to say goodbye to u all....hope u all have fun and try not to miss me (i mean miss me :p )
And dont worry...im not going forever...just having a well deserved holiday.....have fun all.....byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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meh

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Don't come back you ylgu dratsab regnim tnuc.... :p

Have fun......

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Hb imshik:)

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RE: hmm

That sounds about right, the last trade of 59.75 for a Mar '06 futures contract today, the high today was $60. Beyond that it rises even more, 61.29 for Apr '06, 62.35 for May '06 hitting prices in the $66+ for the summer months.

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hoties

i want to have live cam sex
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RE: hoties

Click on videochat in Instant Action

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RE: hoties

Buy one of those virtual reality suits. I think they are going for someething like 2k a piece.

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RE: About prices

You are the boss. If you want to raise your prices, it is up to you. :))

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RE: About prices

good idea , but dont raise it just a little.
raise alot, that way all those viewers that are keeping you at your pc. and think of you as thier favorite and dont mind spending .55 or .70 to enjoy your company. will learn you really just think it sucks listening to them. and then you will wont have spend so much time.
i know im not wasting your time. my favorite host is one .. more than.55 and her name isnt Anonymous :D :p

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RE: About prices

Like in every business there is a balance that you have to find. If you do 30 minutes of video an hour for .50 an hour the gross sale is 15.00 dollars. If you can do 15 minutes of video an hour at 1.00 a minute you make 15.00 dollars. The question is..when you raise your rate do you make less money, the same, or more? More than likely it will be the same or less. The other side of this coin is those girls who are very expensive....have you tried lowering your price for a couple of days and comparing your income? Make sure it is on the same day of the week and other factors are not present to ruin the comparison. It is all business guys....dollars and sense...common sense.

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RE: About prices

Yes some ppl seem to be boring for me and I spend time with them only cos they are on my video .But here some ppl with whom I really have pleasure to talk and to be with.How may you judge this way John?And if some host will tell me she is allways getting her pleasure and enjoing with every viewer who enters her video chat.I'll consider her a lier.

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RE: About prices

maybe a sensed an additude with original post, but either way.. thats how i fell. how can i judge? at least i didnt pre-judge. althou, i am very prejudgice. i hate everyone :P
why? because i can and do:D

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RE: nonadult

ask her who else is visitng her alot

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puzzlegirl :)

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I don't need to ask, i can see in her personal forum that many guys visit her and adore her, but i can understand why, she leaves me breathless every time i visit her.
Just take a look if you dont believe me, i vote for xextasyx, ex ecxtasy

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Celebrate

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RE: nonadult

agreed with A Banana Celebrate is wonderfull host

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My fav moved from non adult to the nudie area recently. So now I have to find a new non adult fav.

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RE: nonadult

nothing wrong with a move to the nudie category :)

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RE: nonadult

Nothing wrong except for that fact that before, we used to chat about how beautiful her eyes were, world geography, sports, and how her life was going. Now, it's like "Get your breasts out baby... mmmmmmm." Hahaha

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RE: nonadult

why do you need to change what you say to her because the category changed??? that makes no sense at all!!

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RE: nonadult

I think you'll find he was kidding ...

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RE: nonadult

Champaign such a sweet lady to talk with and look at

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Triksy has to be the most honest. No adult. Excellent english. Intelligent. Nice personality. That is not to say she is not clever or a business woman. But I would say her kindness and warmth are more genuine that most other nonadult hosts who generally creep me out as they prey on the lonely, sad and socially and emotionally retarded. Plus just imaging being with Triksy is enough to get me going....sigh.....if she could read my mind she would never speak to me again....peace

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You might want to try devil karina, she is new here but she is very good in the non adult catagory. great conversationalist and very pretty too. i ve had three sessions with her so far since she started. i plan to go back for more. Be nice to her when you see her.she is worth it

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RE: nonadult

i agree with him i was just with one one of them and she was fantastic. i will see her again real soon

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suchardine

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RE: nonadult

but which one

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RE: nonadult

No doubts : XextasyX

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RE: nonadult

It has to be Mishels

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XEXTASYX !!! the sweetest by far, as another fan said it is enough to take a look at her forum to see others have the same opinion.
Cheers !

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xextasyx and emanuelle20

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Sweetness has one name - XextasyX
A heart of a child, a look of a real woman, and a mind of a business woman, she has the most sweet smiles i have seen, she can melt you with these teddy bear eyes.

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RE: nonadult

WildOrhidea is a wonderful lady .

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RE: nonadult

well, i vote for wildorhidea :-)

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RE: nonadult

One name...
one lady
one wild
one flower


...Wildorhidea is my favorite
Gorgeous.Stunning.Sweet.

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RE: nonadult

my favourite also .

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mmmmmm.....puzzlegirl

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Best Winter Olympic Sport...

so far......

Snowboard Cross - 4 competitors racing down same track at same time. A few spills and hairy moments. Hope I can see more during the year.

Toboggan/Luge/Skeleton - crazy sport

Downhill - another crazy sport
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RE: Best Winter Olympic Sport...

Ice skating is the best for me but I dont think many men are watching (they should thou)

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That Sasha Cohen is kind of hot.

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RE: Best Winter Olympic Sport...

Sasha Cohen's mother is Ukrainian. Very hot, but I think Tanith Belbin is the most beautiful I've ever seen in the Olympics. I saw her yesterday, and wow. Her skating partner is a very lucky guy. He gets to put his hands all over her body for many hours a day while on the ice.... And they never call the police! ahahaha... I want his job!

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RE: Best Winter Olympic Sport...

Figure skating??

As crap as synchronised swimming in the Summer Olympics!

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RE: yahoooooo

Me loves Plushenko ...he diserved to win. There was no Yagudin to beat him unfortunatelly:(

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RE: yahoooooo

Evgeniy has installed record :-D

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RE: yahoooooo

Hmmmmmmmmmm, who cares???

World Cup in 112 days..........Now thats SPORT!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

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RE: yahoooooo

how come so many people like to pretend that soccer isn't boring?:P

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RE: yahoooooo

When you watch it live every week, it certainly isn't boring....

Come on URzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

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RE: yahoooooo

ok, so maybe soccer can sometimes be a little bit entertaining.. exciting, even.. it's just that those exciting moments are too few and wayyyyyyyyy too far in between for my tastes... zzzzzzzzzzzzz:P

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RE: yahoooooo

ops...5:0 Russia / Sweden

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Results always biased anyway.... just like in the Gymnastics in the Olympics..... :p

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Yagudin was better then Plushi...just my opinion. But now since he retired, Plushi is the best. I love Klimkin too but unfortunatelly he blew it:(.
BTW DM soccer is still rules:D Even thou Romania didnt qualifiy(damn Holland lol) I'll be watching the World Cup too.

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RE: yahoooooo

Opps meant "soccer still rules"

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RE: yahoooooo

You mean 'Football still rules' :p

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Finland - Italy 6-0 (0-0, 4-0, 2-0)
Switzerland - Czech Republic 3-2 (1-0, 1-1, 1-1) :-((
Canada - Germany 5-1 (3-0, 1-1, 1-0)
Russia - Sweden 5-0 (0-0, 3-0, 2-0)
Slovakia (just for you anon) - Latvia 6-3 (4-1, 1-2, 1-0)
USA - Kazakhstan 4-1 (3-0, 0-0, 1-1)

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Switzerland - Czech Republic 3-2 (1-0, 1-1, 1-1) :D
...it's not the medal round yet, no reason to be too sad ;)

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RE: yahoooooo

Bring on the Ashes, DM.. Now that's sport.. :-D

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RE: yahoooooo

Agreed too Gete... Ashes next year :D:D

Aussies going down!!!!!!!!! So too speak :-s

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msnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn:PPPP

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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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Torvill & Dean!! Torvill & Dean!! Torvill & Dean!! Torvill & Dean!! Torvill & Dean!! Torvill & Dean!!

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Philippine Mud slide

I saw new about a mudslide in eastern Philippines that devistated several villages on Leyte.

I hope the families of all of our Philippina host are well and am sending heart felt prayres to all involved.

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Amin

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Amen too

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RE: Philippine Mud slide

I don't think there should be mud-slides.

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I had like 2-3 mudslides in Newport last summer. They are just like milkshakes....with whipped cream ontop. I was with this girl who could really suck them down....anyway...I switched to beer and on the way back to the hotel...I hurled...it was really gross....thought I would share.

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...i like you WTF. And i'm not a filipina.

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RE: Philippine Mud slide

Nice comment!!

Last count I heard was 1300 dead!

What an insensitive ass hole!

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Pharmacist Phun:-))

Old one, but very good:PPPP

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
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He must have felt very self-conscious at that moment!

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looking for

looking for elya on cc. any one seen her
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And here I thought she had left to explore the tropical Amazon jungle to look for new species of spiders.

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RE: Recommended naked girls in A little shy

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He has posted in the past and I have found his information accurate and very helpful for the most part.

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oh don't worry viewer9 .. 'huh' does not have a chip on his shoulder, he has the whole potato. As you say 'AEuroFriend' is a long time contributor which even 'huh' should know.

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