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Well as no host answered my lonely heart advert I am going to get blow-up Betty back out the cupboard :(
Now where did I put that puncture reapir kit :D
Now where did I put that puncture reapir kit :D
3 Please
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
RE: 3 Please
good one, thanks...we Irishmen aren't the smartest drinkers!
(got a pint of guinness in front of me now-it's just for my brother who's away...i don't drink anymore myself!)
(got a pint of guinness in front of me now-it's just for my brother who's away...i don't drink anymore myself!)
RE: 3 Please
I had a blow up betty...
.. Bit her neck then she farted and flew out the window!
.. Bit her neck then she farted and flew out the window!
RE: 3 Please
well...I am Irish..and do have a guinness in front of me...
obviously, the part where i don't drink any more is a joke...I AM Irish!!
obviously, the part where i don't drink any more is a joke...I AM Irish!!
Thank You for Poem
My dear:
Yes, I always say I love you, this is true,
When you are away my heart turns blue,
Understand that to me, he is just a friend,
When I'm with you I never want it to end,
I hope you understand that you are my only honey,
but to be honest with you all i really want is your money,
Kisses babe.
Yes, I always say I love you, this is true,
When you are away my heart turns blue,
Understand that to me, he is just a friend,
When I'm with you I never want it to end,
I hope you understand that you are my only honey,
but to be honest with you all i really want is your money,
Kisses babe.
TheVixen
S dnem rozhdeniya dorogaya...celuyu
I have just been in contact with Ekatarina...she asked me to say hi to u all and thx for the birthday wishes...no doubt im gonna get a roasting from some ppl but im just doing what i was asked
I have just been in contact with Ekatarina...she asked me to say hi to u all and thx for the birthday wishes...no doubt im gonna get a roasting from some ppl but im just doing what i was asked
RE: magicjasmine
well, I am quite sure .... if not, she would already have stopped working here!
RE: magicjasmine
but dear, i have seen MANY great shows given from a chair! good luck at home now and dont let mama catch you!
RE: Romanian joke :D
I heard it 6-7 month ago,at Carcotasii!Verry good one!!!!!:))))),And for ip:hey!its a joke.People tell jokes with Napoleon and he is dead...U dont understand jokes?
RE: Romanian joke :D
lollllllllll the seconed best thing i have read here brilliant:D:)))):)))):))))
RE: Romanian joke :D
Missed u too,Friend:)I post more rare:D,I graduate this year,and im a bit busy with my licence.Ok..Just wanted to shout this out:P,im happy because of it:)!
ADSL
Well, I'll be stuffed..
you ladies really can move with my new ADSL connection..
makes CC very interesting and almost worth my money...
you ladies really can move with my new ADSL connection..
makes CC very interesting and almost worth my money...
RE: Fantasyes
Tell us what you have and I'lll say if it's the same.
Clue - bath of custard and Britney could be involved:P
Clue - bath of custard and Britney could be involved:P
RE: Fantasyes
ok i guess i will be the one to go first here... so here goes. my hottest fantasy is to have wild, passionate, animalistic sex with my gf on the side of a deserted road during a heavy thunderstorm on a warm summers night. we just left a fancy party, i am in a tuxedo and she is wearing her long black dress that is slit high up the side exposing a great deal of her long sexy leg. we had been dancing and flirting with each other all night and by now we have become so crazy with desire for each other to that we can't wait until we get home... we need to stop and fulfill our hunger for each other now. Pulling over, getting out of the car.... meeting again in front of the car. Our bodies illuminated in the headlights... drenched by the heavy rain...kissing passionately as we tear each other's clothes off...the warm rain drops caressing our naked bodies like thousands of tiny fingertips as we surrender to our passion on the hood of my car.
wooooo.... now if you'll excuse me, i need a cigarette....
wooooo.... now if you'll excuse me, i need a cigarette....
Just for laughs
Here's a good one:
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. So the new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "ok, old fart, time to retire."
The old rooster replies, "come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens, look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over."
The old rooster thinks, "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start."
So, they get a chicken to cluck "Go!", and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him.
They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head, "Damn it, ....third gay rooster
I bought this month."
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. So the new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "ok, old fart, time to retire."
The old rooster replies, "come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens, look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over."
The old rooster thinks, "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start."
So, they get a chicken to cluck "Go!", and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him.
They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head, "Damn it, ....third gay rooster
I bought this month."
Where to go in St. Petersburg????
Hi all. I am planning to visit Russia from the UK this year with a few friends. We are looking to going to St. Petersburg. Where are the places to go for nights out, and where should we avoid. It is a mates 30th. So it is going a kind of celebration type visit. We fancied somewhere different to the usual euro hotspots.
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
yeah, i read about the soccer hooligans invading piter on the cheap flights
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
LOL... I don't think the Hermitage fits the definition of a nightspot.
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
If you only speak english you are stuck with the euro hotspot places.
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
I think when he said "We fancied somewhere different to the usual euro hotspots." he meant they decided to go go to St Petersburg instead of Amsterdam, Prague etc.
I think any plces in St P that people can recommend will be welcome.
I think any plces in St P that people can recommend will be welcome.
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
Thx Whoever, at least somebody understands what I'm asking :)
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
Maybe if you had written more clearly in the first place, the rest of us wouldn't be as confused. :P
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
Just to pick a nit, I read it and assumed he wanted to know what nightclubs and such would be good for a party, places that would be different than a typical euro club. Someone answered the Hermitage Museum, to which I pointed out was not what he was asking for... was I somehow wrong on this point?
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
What's wrong with the Hermitage? I wonder if St. Petersburgites are offended because you hate the Hermitage so much.
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
There is nothing wrong with the Hermitage... I am sure it's a fine museum. But is it a nightspot?! Geez.
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
<<Maybe it's a nightspot.>>
Are you stupid??? The Hermitage is an art museum! It doesn't matter that it is one of the greatest art museums in the world... it's only open until 6:00pm!
Are you stupid??? The Hermitage is an art museum! It doesn't matter that it is one of the greatest art museums in the world... it's only open until 6:00pm!
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
Maybe they keep it open one night per week. Or when the daylight last a long time there.
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
Even if the Hermitage had late evening hours (which it does not), what nimrod would call it a night spot? A normal person interprets "night spot" to mean clubs, bars, and restaurants, NOT an art museum.
Oh, I forgot... you're not normal. Idiot
Oh, I forgot... you're not normal. Idiot
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
I knew it! Everybody go to the Hermitage for a good time! Will you take me there Amanda?
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
Thx for the info Amanda ,, what is your screen name ? pls ..
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
i like to add 'www.inyourpocket.com' also. found it always very friendly to read. at least for romania :>
dear mandy
I love you, sweety. Of course you know all those places, you are a most hot and popular girl. But if I am in Piter there is only one place for me... Next to you!
RE: Where to go in St. Petersburg????
I want to go to the Hermitage! Will you take me there host girl?
:-D
:-D
STD risks for girls working in studios
What, if anything, do studios to do prevent and reduce the risk of STD transmission?
If studios do nothing, I believe it is a fairly serious concern that chathosts should be aware of. Perhaps this is a topic that is difficult to discuss. I certainly hope chathosts are well-informed of these risks, and take the best precautions they can.
If studios do nothing, I believe it is a fairly serious concern that chathosts should be aware of. Perhaps this is a topic that is difficult to discuss. I certainly hope chathosts are well-informed of these risks, and take the best precautions they can.
dear anon idiot
They have the best protection. They are between 2000 and 6000 km between them and their sex partners.
RE: dear anon idiot
Would you categorically say these girls have NO risk from such infection while being at work?
Clearly, when there are multiple chathosts working with the same equipment--keyboards, props, cameras, etc. if one were to "catch a cold" it is very possible that such an illness could be spread throughout the studio.
You're a damn fool for not cosidering there is some risk for these girls.
Clearly, when there are multiple chathosts working with the same equipment--keyboards, props, cameras, etc. if one were to "catch a cold" it is very possible that such an illness could be spread throughout the studio.
You're a damn fool for not cosidering there is some risk for these girls.
dear "to LOL" idiot
better adjust the aluminum foil hat you're wearing and lock your windows... the saucers are coming...
to: to LOL
thank u for ur wonderful input. i now know that a "cold" is a STD (SEXUALLY transmitted disease) LOOOOOL damn, i have had more sex than i thought i had had if that is the case. LOL
RE: dear anon idiot
Sure there is a risk for studio girls. I know for a fact some girls share toys. Most put condoms on them,however Im sure there are a few that dont and herein lies the risk of STDs.
RE: dear anon idiot
they share toys?! ... I have a feeling that if I think about that too much I may throw up a little ...
RE: dear anon idiot
Don't forget they lie on the same couches, chairs, beds with the same sheets & blankets, etc. day after day. Good environment for spreading scabies.
RE: dear anon idiot
Scabies ... and Lice, and Crabs, and Herpes. Especially playing with those shared toys. And someone joked about sharing keyboards, but serious, they type on the keyboard and then they place those fingers in those special areas. And then go back to typing on the keyboard. Then the next girl starts her shift and does the same thing.
Which are you? :p (Part. 2)
Need to describe your breasts or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about some "breasticons"? Here goes: (<-----taken from ass posting, just for you Cutie)
(o)(o) Perfect Breasts
( + )( + ) Fake Silicone Breasts
(*)(*) High Nipple Breasts
(@)(@) Big Nipple Breasts
(.)(.) Tiny Nipple Breasts o o "A" Cups
{ O }{ O } "D" Cups
(oYo) Wonder Bra Breasts
( ^)( ^) Cold Breasts
(o)(O) Lopsided Breasts
(Q)(Q) Pierced Breasts
(p)(p) Hanging Tassle Breasts
o/o/ Grandma's Breasts
( - )( - ) Flat Against the Shower Door Breasts
< o >< o > Electric Shock Breasts
(8)(o) Extra Nipple Breasts
( o Y o ) Poses for Playboy Breasts
( / )( / ) Madonna's Breasts
(o)(o) Perfect Breasts
( + )( + ) Fake Silicone Breasts
(*)(*) High Nipple Breasts
(@)(@) Big Nipple Breasts
(.)(.) Tiny Nipple Breasts o o "A" Cups
{ O }{ O } "D" Cups
(oYo) Wonder Bra Breasts
( ^)( ^) Cold Breasts
(o)(O) Lopsided Breasts
(Q)(Q) Pierced Breasts
(p)(p) Hanging Tassle Breasts
o/o/ Grandma's Breasts
( - )( - ) Flat Against the Shower Door Breasts
< o >< o > Electric Shock Breasts
(8)(o) Extra Nipple Breasts
( o Y o ) Poses for Playboy Breasts
( / )( / ) Madonna's Breasts
RE: Which are you? :p (Part. 2)
how does she stand up straight? i'll take SwallowCUM/IamYourSlut anytime
RE: Which are you? :p (Part. 2)
good one DM, I'm laughing in my own ....!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
A man and woman are driving...
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, PIG!
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen...
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, PIG!
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen...
Simple Question
I have searched the 'internet' for information on boosting weight and building up. However, everything is directed towards losing weight, etc.
So, does anyone know a way to boost weight and physique? I know the obvious, join a gym!
So, does anyone know a way to boost weight and physique? I know the obvious, join a gym!
RE: Simple Question
The only other thing you can do besides working out is to eat properly. People who weight-train typically eat a very high protein diet, to feed the muscles so they can grow. Beyond that, there isn't anything you can do to gain weight... unless you want that weight to be fat instead of muscle.
RE: Simple Question from a Simpleton Anonymous
A simple google search immediately showed this:
http://www.naturalstrength.com/nutrition/detail.asp?ArticleID=217
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-28,GGLG:en&q=gaining+weight+and+bulk&spell=1
http://www.naturalstrength.com/nutrition/detail.asp?ArticleID=217
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-28,GGLG:en&q=gaining+weight+and+bulk&spell=1
RE: Simple Question
I get supplements and workout regimens from here, www.bodybuilding.com I also recommend an NO2 supplement. If you have any other questions feel free to email me at slamhawg@netscape.net
TheVixen Birthday
Happy Birthday to Vixen.
The Vixen is celebrating another birthday this MOnday 9th and many of her admirers and fans do not know this.
SHe is very cautious.
Will you like to send her a note?
Go to TheVixen and do not tell her you read this here.
Sik
The Vixen is celebrating another birthday this MOnday 9th and many of her admirers and fans do not know this.
SHe is very cautious.
Will you like to send her a note?
Go to TheVixen and do not tell her you read this here.
Sik
RE: TheVixen Birthday
I'm sure she can read no need to tell her we read here, she reads and understands english. Mr Stalker
Stalker
Some of you try to get on me for congratulating her.
She is a wonderful girl, she will enjoy your friendship
She is a wonderful girl, she will enjoy your friendship
happy bday davedavetherave
I hope i type ur screen name right lolol, but u know its for u davey
HAPPY BDAY HON, lots of naked girls and $ for ya, lol, kisses
http://www.care2.com/ecards/build/1/3763
Katty x
HAPPY BDAY HON, lots of naked girls and $ for ya, lol, kisses
http://www.care2.com/ecards/build/1/3763
Katty x
1st Blowjob!!!!
Guy walks into a bar
"I am celebrating my first blow job I want 11 shots of whisky straight up."
The bartender says, "Thats great I will give you one on the house and make it an even Dozen."
Guy says "NO IF 11 DON'T TAKE THE TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH THE HELL WITH IT!!!!!" :))
"I am celebrating my first blow job I want 11 shots of whisky straight up."
The bartender says, "Thats great I will give you one on the house and make it an even Dozen."
Guy says "NO IF 11 DON'T TAKE THE TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH THE HELL WITH IT!!!!!" :))
RE: Smallville
Of coarse he will...did you not watch the show just waiting for him to sleep with Launa??
RE: Smallville
He's already flown and not just when he was under the influence of the red cryptonite. Remember the episode when some guy sent a missile to blow up Smallville and Clark flew up to it?
RE: gete,Where is he?
Probably his new 'Ute?' brokedown in the middle of nowhere and he's walking his way back home as we speak :)
RE: gete,Where is he?
A "Ute" is what the yanks refer to as a "pickup"..
and no it didn't breakdown.. I went bush for a few days..
catch up with ya later ol' chap.. :-))
and no it didn't breakdown.. I went bush for a few days..
catch up with ya later ol' chap.. :-))