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Idiots.....
IDIOTS AT WORK...
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS...
An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD...
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE...
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce. "He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
IDIOTS IN THE NEWS...
Buffalo Channel 4 News on October 20th,1999 informed its captivated audience that when selling their computer, the best way to erase the files on your computers hard drive is by drilling a hole in the drive its self! "By drilling a hole in the drive its self, you make it impossible for the new owner to get your files." No fucking kidding, idiot!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS...
Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? "He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
Sighting #4: I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.
Sighting #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open." Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."
Sighting #6: I work in a hospital and one day the doctor and I were asking a pregnant lady some questions upon admission to the maternity ward. When we asked her who we should call in case of an emergency, she stated "911".
Sighting #7: My daughter was going over to the neighbors house to visit but didn't want to miss a call from her boyfriend so she took the cordless phone with her. While at the neighbors she wanted to check back at home to see if her younger brother was okay. My daughter then picked up the neighbors phone and dialed our number. While waiting for someone to answer the phone at home, the phone she brought over with her began to ring. She immediately hung up the neighbors phone and answered our phone. There was no one there. She wanted to know who it was who called so she used our phone to call our house. The line was busy. Getting very frustrated she left the neighbors to go home and see who was on the phone. No one was on the phone. My daughter could not figure out what was going on until someone explained it to her.
Sighting #8: As systems manager of an answering service a few years back I had the pleasure of working with an especially ignorant doctor. Our system was trying to fax her messages to her place of business when a message came back informing us her fax was out of paper. When I called her office and told her about this she replied, "Oh, I'm all out of bond paper. Could you fax me some?" I'm right fuckin' on it, Babe.
Sighting #9: I was in McDonalds one time when the lady in front of me ordered a cheeseburger and requested no cheese. Now I don't know about you but that sounds like a fucking hamburger to me.
Sighting #10: Many years ago I worked in a delicatessen. The assistant manager had burnt something in the oven and smoke was pouring from the kitchen area. When the store manager came by and asked why she hadn't opened the emergency fire exit door to allow the smoke to go outside she said, "I thought about it but I couldn't find the key!"
Sighting #11: I was sitting at my University bar with some friends the other day when we overheard a man talking on his mobile phone. He was saying that he wanted to "buy, buy, buy" some shares and "sell, sell, sell" some shares. Unfortunately for him, his mobile phone actually began to ring!!! The laughter in the bar was heard for miles!! Now that's what I call an IDIOT!
Sighting #12: A friend of mine and I were on a little road trip with his wife driving. Everything was pretty quiet when she turned to us and asked, "If you are driving 70mph, about how far would you go in an hour?" Oh yeah, she's a smart one.
Sighting #13: Calling the telecommunication company to inform them my phone didn't work and that when I picked up the receiver its completely dead, the technician said from the other end "Are you calling from the number of the phone that does not work
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS...
An actual tip from page 16 of the HP "Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD...
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE...
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce. "He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
IDIOTS IN THE NEWS...
Buffalo Channel 4 News on October 20th,1999 informed its captivated audience that when selling their computer, the best way to erase the files on your computers hard drive is by drilling a hole in the drive its self! "By drilling a hole in the drive its self, you make it impossible for the new owner to get your files." No fucking kidding, idiot!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS...
Sighting #1: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? "He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask."
Sighting #2: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
Sighting #3: At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.
Sighting #4: I worked with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her could not understand why her system would not turn on.
Sighting #5: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open." Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I know," answered the young man.- "I already got that side."
Sighting #6: I work in a hospital and one day the doctor and I were asking a pregnant lady some questions upon admission to the maternity ward. When we asked her who we should call in case of an emergency, she stated "911".
Sighting #7: My daughter was going over to the neighbors house to visit but didn't want to miss a call from her boyfriend so she took the cordless phone with her. While at the neighbors she wanted to check back at home to see if her younger brother was okay. My daughter then picked up the neighbors phone and dialed our number. While waiting for someone to answer the phone at home, the phone she brought over with her began to ring. She immediately hung up the neighbors phone and answered our phone. There was no one there. She wanted to know who it was who called so she used our phone to call our house. The line was busy. Getting very frustrated she left the neighbors to go home and see who was on the phone. No one was on the phone. My daughter could not figure out what was going on until someone explained it to her.
Sighting #8: As systems manager of an answering service a few years back I had the pleasure of working with an especially ignorant doctor. Our system was trying to fax her messages to her place of business when a message came back informing us her fax was out of paper. When I called her office and told her about this she replied, "Oh, I'm all out of bond paper. Could you fax me some?" I'm right fuckin' on it, Babe.
Sighting #9: I was in McDonalds one time when the lady in front of me ordered a cheeseburger and requested no cheese. Now I don't know about you but that sounds like a fucking hamburger to me.
Sighting #10: Many years ago I worked in a delicatessen. The assistant manager had burnt something in the oven and smoke was pouring from the kitchen area. When the store manager came by and asked why she hadn't opened the emergency fire exit door to allow the smoke to go outside she said, "I thought about it but I couldn't find the key!"
Sighting #11: I was sitting at my University bar with some friends the other day when we overheard a man talking on his mobile phone. He was saying that he wanted to "buy, buy, buy" some shares and "sell, sell, sell" some shares. Unfortunately for him, his mobile phone actually began to ring!!! The laughter in the bar was heard for miles!! Now that's what I call an IDIOT!
Sighting #12: A friend of mine and I were on a little road trip with his wife driving. Everything was pretty quiet when she turned to us and asked, "If you are driving 70mph, about how far would you go in an hour?" Oh yeah, she's a smart one.
Sighting #13: Calling the telecommunication company to inform them my phone didn't work and that when I picked up the receiver its completely dead, the technician said from the other end "Are you calling from the number of the phone that does not work
RE: Idiots.....
Had to tell the cashier I'd asked for the light cigaretts and not the full strength one's she'd handed me the other day. Told her the light one's had fewer callories and she said "really"?
joke-blondes
i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the pound store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said
"concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the pound store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
RE: True friends?
the same as anywhere,i think.a person you will"go out of your way"to help,no questions asked because you trust them.
RE: True friends?
the ability to fire three rounds a minute in any weather? ... oh wait, that's something else ...
RE: True friends?
Hmm The ones who send u messages , just to see how you are , the ones who ask about real issues in your life , and do things that would have no benefit to themselves.
If they stop saying Hi when u stop being here , then they are just $$$ girls , and it was not friendship at all .. even if u met them in "make New Friends " lol...
If they stop saying Hi when u stop being here , then they are just $$$ girls , and it was not friendship at all .. even if u met them in "make New Friends " lol...
RE: prying
no ... I would certainly never go delving into someone's business! Who are you anyway ? And why have you asked that question? Did something happen in your childhood to make you ask a question like that? Or was it a more recent event? Something that happened here on CC maybe? How long have you been a member? Who are your favorite hosts?
A very jealous wife:-))
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
RE: Community Club?
i wish everyone to be welcome in that "Club" but i want a Golden Club card :))))))))))))))))))) (LOL)
RE: Community Club?
if you want entry into that club it will cost you your Decadence, Defiance, and actually being quite Repulsive! :(
RE: Community Club?
Soap and Opera spring to mind....where can I read what will happen next week? :p
RE: Community Club?
kris you can always get an advance update from the provoker and his secret lover hahhahhahahhahha
RE: About porn addiction
They describe porn as if it was something bad. I think they have forgotten one of the basic truths of the intarweb:
http://forporn.ytmnsfw.com
http://forporn.ytmnsfw.com
RE: About porn addiction
sex is a lust what else can u say... no matter what religion u r Christian or not, every one thinks about it
RE: About porn addiction
we Catholic priests certainly don't think about it!.....................:ppp!
RE: About porn addiction
they say a man has some kind of sexual thout every 5 mins....i think they lie....is to long....lol
RE: About porn addiction
salut.
related to the posted site link, i can agree in many points, or i can recognize myself often in the things, that has been stated out there. About addictions. About how the whole imaginery is working or stepping on my mind. indeed, i found it very interesting to read.
nonetheless it is not my way to step out , talking to god, asking for forgiveness, and everything is fine.
i dont know.
i guess, life is not easy, huh?
related to the posted site link, i can agree in many points, or i can recognize myself often in the things, that has been stated out there. About addictions. About how the whole imaginery is working or stepping on my mind. indeed, i found it very interesting to read.
nonetheless it is not my way to step out , talking to god, asking for forgiveness, and everything is fine.
i dont know.
i guess, life is not easy, huh?
RE: again ABOUT IT
This topic has been beaten like a red-headed stepchild. Has a week passed since the last one yet?
RE: again ABOUT IT
ALL topics have been covered since 5 years ago. You'll learn to skip over the messages that bore you.
Hi I AM BACK WITH NEW SCREEN NAME
so now i can tell to all my friends-members and hosts i back!!!!!!!!i Am happy to it
My new screen name is VIPseXXX hope cya all soon
My new screen name is VIPseXXX hope cya all soon
Let Me Sleep!!
I think that you're the one
When everytime you call me lady
I don't know what it is
That makes me feel like this just lately yeah
Those heavenly calls
You knew I was on my own
Those heavenly calls
We stepped into the unknown
Let me sleep
So I can dream of you
Let me sleep
So I can be with you
What's a girl to do when she's alone
With you just tell me
And here we are again yeah acting
Like we're friends just help me
Hold me close, let me be with you
Let me sleep
Oh let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can be with you
When everytime you call me lady
I don't know what it is
That makes me feel like this just lately yeah
Those heavenly calls
You knew I was on my own
Those heavenly calls
We stepped into the unknown
Let me sleep
So I can dream of you
Let me sleep
So I can be with you
What's a girl to do when she's alone
With you just tell me
And here we are again yeah acting
Like we're friends just help me
Hold me close, let me be with you
Let me sleep
Oh let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep so I can dream of you
Let me sleep so I can be with you
Let me sleep
Let me sleep so I can be with you
RE: Let Me Sleep!!
She wasn't perfect
She had some trips of her own
He wasn't worried
At least he wasn't alone
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
She was a teen queen
She saw the dark side of life
She made things happen
But when he did it that night
She ran up phone bills
She moved around
from town to town
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
He sleeps with angels
She had some trips of her own
He wasn't worried
At least he wasn't alone
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
She was a teen queen
She saw the dark side of life
She made things happen
But when he did it that night
She ran up phone bills
She moved around
from town to town
Too late
He sleeps with angels
Too soon
He's always on someone's mind
He sleeps with angels
He sleeps with angels
RE: Let Me Sleep!!
Seven days of Saturday
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
Don't need no Mondays
Or the rest of the week
I spend a lot of time in bed
But baby I don't like to sleep no
I won't lie to you
I'm never gonna cry to you
I'll probably drive you wild 8 days a week
Until I'm 6 feet under
Baby I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
So you're looking for some action
I got got everything you need
Better keep your motor running
'cause I was built for speed
This ain't no slumber party
Got no time for catching z's
If they say that that ain't healthy
Well then living's a disease
We're never going to die baby
Come on let me drive you crazy
We'll make every night another New Year's Eve
Till I'm six feet under
I won't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive,
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Seven days of Saturday
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
I was born to live
You know I wasn't born to die
But if they party down in heaven
I'll be sure to be on time
Until I'm six feet under
I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
I feel like I'm exploding
Going out of my head
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till I'm six feet under
And they lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive, sleep when I'm dead
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
Don't need no Mondays
Or the rest of the week
I spend a lot of time in bed
But baby I don't like to sleep no
I won't lie to you
I'm never gonna cry to you
I'll probably drive you wild 8 days a week
Until I'm 6 feet under
Baby I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
So you're looking for some action
I got got everything you need
Better keep your motor running
'cause I was built for speed
This ain't no slumber party
Got no time for catching z's
If they say that that ain't healthy
Well then living's a disease
We're never going to die baby
Come on let me drive you crazy
We'll make every night another New Year's Eve
Till I'm six feet under
I won't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive,
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Seven days of Saturday
Is all that I need
Got no use for Sunday
'Cause I don't rest in peace
I was born to live
You know I wasn't born to die
But if they party down in heaven
I'll be sure to be on time
Until I'm six feet under
I don't need a bed
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till they roll me over
And lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
I feel like I'm exploding
Going out of my head
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Till I'm six feet under
And they lay my bones to rest
Gonna live while I'm alive
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Sleep when I'm dead, sleep when I'm dead
Gonna live while I'm alive, sleep when I'm dead
RE: Let Me Sleep!!
Bought it already, just sharing the lyrics so you will go and buy it too :)
or download free ;)
or download free ;)
humour?
what is"no go zones"as far as humour here is concerned?what is bad taste?is there anything i should not tell jokes about?race,religion....
RE: humour?
post what you like. If it is that bad, CC will just delete your post so.....go for it.
RE: humour?
Light humor is appreciated, anythg discriminative against race or religion will cause very mixed opinions.
Keep it clean, but i do love men or women jokes! We all appreciate those.
Keep it clean, but i do love men or women jokes! We all appreciate those.
RE: humour?
mixed opinions are a GOOD thing. It is a basic premise of a democratic society. Dont worry if you upset someone, they can just grow up.
RE: humour?
cuss words are always allowed and always welcomed as long as you make sure they are the worst possible! It helps to be Really Ugly to Others! Just think, they can be Ugly in Return! :)))
RE: humour?
there is no zone here with anything post what you want. if anyone cares they are a child or they are just whinnying.
RE: humour?
skys the limit, i want to hear the most nastiest obscene jokes u can come up with! just don't joke about poets :D
RE: humour?
Who died and left you in charge?
So, Shakespeare, Byron and Poe walk into a bar...
So, Shakespeare, Byron and Poe walk into a bar...
RE: humour?
Weren't they looking where they were going? Funny that they walked right into a bar. I hope they broke their teeth, lol!
RE: dear "handful"
humour is only spelt humor by americans.the correct english spelling is H U M O U R yanks spell phonetically not correctly as in check not the correct cheque.there are many more.so you prententious half-wit do not presume just because you have been taught something its correct.JACKASS!
RE: dear "handful"
uh oh, another sensitive and obviously offended brit! you blokes really did to chill out! ;d
It called=RELAX!
It called=RELAX!
8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organised.
In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Or in other words...
Naughy, Obnoxious, Throbbing, Hunter, Asshole, Prick, Prat, Evasive, Narky, Idiotic, Nasty, Grouchy
N.O.T.H.A.P.P.E.N.I.N.G
Naughy, Obnoxious, Throbbing, Hunter, Asshole, Prick, Prat, Evasive, Narky, Idiotic, Nasty, Grouchy
N.O.T.H.A.P.P.E.N.I.N.G
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Beautiful; Impish, Gorgeous; Bare; Rescuer; Extreme, Amazing; Sassy; Tremendous; Safe
B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S.
B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S.
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
Beautiful, Amorous, Lovely, Delightful Cute,Uncomplicated
mmm perhaps I'd better stop there :)
mmm perhaps I'd better stop there :)
RE: 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend...
my last boyfriend had B.I.G.B.R.E.A.S.T.S. and it wasn't until later I realized that he was a she ...
RE: HAPPY NEW OLD YEAR all russian and not only ppl
Happy Old New Year for everyone, who celebrate it!!!
RE: HAPPY NEW OLD YEAR all russian and not only ppl
Drink some cold beer....the best medicine for hangovered-seething stomach:-))
Psychiatrist phone:-))
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don't press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold.
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
Hahahaha
Nope, im not possesive, but i start being paranoid, because "me" is hunting me...and the worst is,... he doesnt like my jokes:P
So which number should i press?:P
Nope, im not possesive, but i start being paranoid, because "me" is hunting me...and the worst is,... he doesnt like my jokes:P
So which number should i press?:P
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
I'll call this number, if you'll be, who'll pick up the phone:-)))))))
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
Alex, the chief's gonna want to know the number for 'anal-retentive,' any ideas? He gonna need a number as in Real Quick!!!!
RE: Psychiatrist phone:-))
The number, which your chief would like to know is sixhundredandsixstysix...(Album: Iron Maiden-The Number Of The Beast...released March 29th, 1982.)...Have fun!:-))))
SING WITH ME....this jan 14th
happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me..happy bday happy bday...happy bday to me..:)
Best Pick Up Lines
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/pickup/Intropickup.html
From a great list.................
http://www.digits.com/top/both_100.html