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RE: my cc fantasy....

lol I bet it is.I just wish they'd stop waking me up when I fall asleep at work.

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RE: my cc fantasy....

I did that for a host once - CC needs more idiots like me then :P

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RE: my cc fantasy....

what will you be wearing because i share your fantasy :P

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RE: my cc fantasy....

Err....I have done some one to ones with you and it appears you are asleep half the time. Happy Valentine's Day my love. You are the light of my life. Kiss.

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shot by cupid

why still giving bits of heart when all prizes allready won??
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wish it was over so things get normal again.

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RE: shot by cupid

Maybe it's still fun to get matched (chathost-chatter) even without winning a price? :-)

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RE: None from Philippines..:))

nightofakina my fav host

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American Idol

Anyone watch this program on TV? It has the largest audience of any regular TV broadcast in the usa. I think there is a similar program in the UK.
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Nope, sorry. I'm boycotting Fox until they bring back Arrested Development.

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prison break was on this week on Fox.

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I originated the program in the UK

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welll it runs sucsessfully om the 6th or 7th year in Norwy under the name of The Idol. It was a worldvide compatition hosted in London say 4-5 years ago with the result that the norwegion idol washed the floor with his US competitor to be the only (international ) Idol. Hence the US sponsor money was withdrawn from the international competition and u got ur US Idol as normal is. I recall the first or scond Idol in UK had some good hits, Clearyfying ,hehe but for the language?

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RE: American Idol

Why can't Norwegians play hockey? And is it a source of national shame knowing that your neighbors in Sweden play the game so awesomely?

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maybe they can't play hockey coz it's an arctic country.not enough green fields.much better at skiing,skating & other sports of the same kind.sweden are ok at it but not up with the big guns,the netherlands, australia, germany, spain, great britain,india & pakistan.now they can play hockey.

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RE: American Idol

what's hockey gotta do with a pop contest?

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RE: American Idol

Why would a person assume that the term "hockey", in regards to an arctic country, was used to refer to the women's variant of the game -- the type played on a field of grass?

If you ask me, it was quite obvious that the first Curious was talking not about field hockey, but about unicycle hockey.

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RE: American Idol

What ARE you talking about?????

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RE: congrats for all winners!

hi sweet aria..this is funny I tried posting here 5 times in the last week and none of my post got posted. my last one was to congradulate all the winners, similar to your post. all of mine were about the contest but yet none got posted i wonder if they will post this one..congradates again....john

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RE: Happy Valentains Day!!!

thanks dear xxx :):) hace a nice holliday too!!!!! xxx

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RE: Happy Valentains Day!!!

and some day you wake-up and wonder yourself : "What the hell have I done? Who's this guy/girl I married? Not even close to the one I felt inlove....."
Better wake-up before it's2late...lol

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RE: Happy Valentains Day!!!

you make me feel 35 years younger......happy valentine...

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RE: Happy Valentains Day!!!

wow jassy your commining out strongly. Happy Valentine to U. But please don't forget that this today is mainly a US commercial exportation, well taken care of on CC, and very little celebrated outside UK and US-influenced parts of the world, Klem my sweet.

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All Matches Made!

I see all 20 couples who matched are now published. Bad luck to all members who were stuck on 1 piece of heart needed, like me! But particularly bad luck to all hosts who completed their hearts but could not find a match, like my favourite - really sorry darling! But our love will last far longer than a $1000!
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RE: All Matches Made!

She knows, I know, and Nothing Else Matters!

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Why do I only count 17 completed?

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Anti-Valentine's Day

The commercial hype is palpable. Yes, big cash cow on the receiving end. This valentine's day my heart goes out to members who would not have ordinarily spent in excess. This does not apply to deep pocket members. Oh, btw...I have a g/f and she feels likewise. I'm somewhat of a pragmatist committed to sharing some truths in this make-believe-world.
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RE: Anti-Valentine's Day

ahem hmm

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RE: Anti-Valentine's Day

yes that really sums it up. Interesting how the post didn't get much response. Goes to show you the level of intelligence and sense of irony on this forum. Oh well, what do you expect from a pornsite.

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kindhearted happy valentine

Happy Valentine Frauline prettiest feet on CC. Look gr8 in Hi heels too Muah look forward to seeing you again! kisses
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happy valentine sexyinnocent

Happy Valentine Mistress Kate how I adore you! Kiss to your pretty feet ( best Asian Mistress on CC!)
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Favorite Movie?

Let\'s start new fun thread? Fav movie of all time, and why?

I\'ll start. Mine is Maltese Falcon old Black-n- White from the 1940's...starring Humphrey Bogart, Mary Astor, Peter Lorre, and the Gutman...Mr. Sydney Greenstreet. Why? Perfect dialog, flawless acting, and timeless motives,,,greed, sex, revenge!

"...he was the kind of man that would have followed you down a dark alley, with his overcoat buttoned up."

- Bogart to Astor
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RE: Favorite Movie?

Star Wars - The action and excitement is great. I like science fiction

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lawerence of arabia- not particularly factual but was a sweeping epic in its time

also zulu with michael kane, same thing and somewhat closer to the facts

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Erm...There are soooo many..Well some of them are:

1)Pulp fiction (and as well as 4 rooms and all Quentin's early movies)

2) All Guy Richie movies

3)Breakfast at Tiffany's

4)Zoolander=))=))

5)How to lose a guy in 10 days

6)Ahhh all Ben Stiller vs Own Willson movies))) Best duo ever)

7)The Grudge (the scariest movie ive seen so far) I pee my pants every time i watch it

8)Click-funny but at the same time has a deep idea

9)Taxi (french one, the first part)

10)Asterix (Mission Claopatra)) Monica Bellucci is sooooo gorgeous in it)))

11) Seven with Brad Pitt

12) Goal 2 (can anyone help me to find the first part?))

And many many many many more)))

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RE: Favorite Movie?

what a jerk...i know...i've worked with the guy before.

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RE: Favorite Movie?

interesting choices...moni...all dudes...all macho...all attitude...or complete buffoons...what's your take on men in general??

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Not u obviously;)

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This thread isnt about men. Its about movies.

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was the question name your favorite movie or name every movie ever made? i cant remember 12 movies iv'e seen. lol

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Ewwww))

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Duck Soup because I'm in it

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RE: Favorite Movie?

congrats...but you're way too old to be here...make sure you take your heart medicine when necessary ;)

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RE: Favorite Movie?

If you are referring to me...I'm 52 years old. I lift weights, practice martial arts, train with firearms, and have personal trainer... in 2007 rode my bike 3,000 miles +...you? :-)

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I think he meant me and was funny :-)

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yes, and thx for your understanding and no offense intended :) sure it was great to work along side such talents.

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Thx Groucho...love your work. Loved all your byplay with Margaret Dumont!

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RE: Favorite Movie?

"300" King Leonidas kicks ass!

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RE: Favorite Movie?

I enjoyed 300. Have you seen Spartacus with Kirk Douglas, or Ben-Hur with Charlton Heston? Oldies...but goodies.

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RE: Favorite Movie?

Bogie made some great movies, but I prefered African Queen.

Though my favorite movie is Amadeus.

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RE: Favorite Movie?

Here's looking at you kid....

Casablanca All the way, Just a perfect film

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RE: Favorite Movie?

To Have & Have Not..has to be my fav Bogie movie, though wouldn't be my fav of all

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Wow...lot's of Bogie fans. Casablanca great movie, To Have and Have Not, Lauren Bacll was 19 years old. Bogie and Bacall fell in love while making movie. Had to be one of the best debuts by a teenage actress.

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RE: Favorite Movie?

So? Your fav movie is?

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Ahhh..yes! Mr. Allnut. Bogie said he hated the heat and flies, but wonderful movie resulted!

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RE: Favorite Movie?

Since the 3 were made all at once, I would have to say "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.

Also rans : The Godfather
Braveheart
Troy
A Hard Day's Night
Gladiator
Animal House

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Agreed. The time, energy and effort that went into that trilogy was amazing. Peter Jackson joined the ranks of great directors with that contribution.

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Like your other choices too. All quality movies, Godfather is also in my Top 10. Hard Day's Night...makes me laugh out loud, what a funny, zany movie...like Bananas by Woody Allan.

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A walk in the Clouds...a little movie, but very romantic. The scene in the vineyards with the sheets covering the grapes, and blowing in the wind...was magical and memorable.

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RE: Favorite Movie?

The Bourne trilogy. The Kingdom, Casablanca, Match Point (Woody Allen film with Scarlet Johansson), and my all time favorite, The Committments (story about soul band in UK).

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Bourne Trilogy great. One of the few series where each movie was better than the previous one. Will check out the Commitments.

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Movie fan

My favourite is Mulholland Drive, but I agree with you about The Maltese Falcon. A perfect film in every aspect.

" I will not take the fall for you "

Bogart to Astor.

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Like Muholland Drive as well.

"...it's the stuff dreams are made of."

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I forgot about "A Few Good Men". I can't stand that arrogant Cruise guy, but loved Jack's performance.

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How about Jack Nicholson in Chinatown, mouthing off to Roman Polanski who has a switchblade inside his nostril?

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chinatown a very under appreciated movie when it first came out. saw it becuase the movie i went to see at the time was sold out. theater was empty, but it was a VERY entertaining movie

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roman polanski is a dirty despicable criminal

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still a good movie

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Well as many have more than one favourite film, then i have to say the same.It`s hard just to name just one favourite film, cos then u think of another film that was gr8 and then u think of another one etc etc. So here is a few of my favs.

Ronin - gr8 thriller with plenty of action and some cool car chases and DeNiro.
15 Minutes is also a gr8 film with DeNiro and Edward Burns.

Lord Of The Rings Trilogy - for the pure scale of the films and the get lost in the pure fantasy of it all.

There are a few comedies but none that have made me laugh the whole way through a film, but 2 that have come close are -
Fun with Dick And Jane and Barnyard.

Just for pure out right shooting it has to be Shoot `em Up and Crank.

The most moving, thought provoking and shocking film about war and its effects on people would have to be Saving Private Ryan.

Failure to Launch and The Lake House for the romantic in me.

There are loads more that i have to watch, and my views could change after watching them but i`ll stick with these for now.
As for the old black and white films, any western with John Wayne.
Humphrey Bogart in the African Queen.
Yul Brynner in the King And I.
Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby and any other film he was in.
They don`t make films like they used to. :P


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Scarface....a great film and performance by Al Pacino

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"... so say goodnight to the bad guy..it's the last time you gonna see a bad guy like me."

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Thanks to all for responding, and those yet to respond, Some great movies named. I just wanted to post a cool thread without hatred, or anger that we can all enjoy. There are so many thoughtful intelligent members here on CC.

I post under many names (except my "real one") and I read the Forums regularly, and with great interest. Ty...friends!

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was a good thread movie fan and you right, made a refreshing change - my fav movie, Carmen by Carlos Saura - about love and passion of an older man for a younger woman, just like life here really.

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Though I am familiar with the story of Carmen, haven't seen that film. Yes, you are right kinda like here in some ways...like Lolita?

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Lolita, more like a typical CC romance - old man, young woman. :P

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Great list. Most I have seen, the rest I will see.

DeNiro in Ronin - "...draw it again..."

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goodfellas, taxi driver, raging bull. all classic deniro and cant be beat. martin scorsese is the greatest ever director.

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some of mine that I did not see listed (I might have missed them)...

Recent - "V for Vendetta", "Borat", "The Aristocrats", "Eurotrip", "Enemy at the Gates" , "Boiler Room" ,"Office Space"...

All time: "American History X", "Trainspotting", "Dazed and Confused", "GlenGarry, GlenRoss", "T2: Judgement Day" , "Bull Durham", "Wall Street", "Bachelor Party", "Trading Places", "History of the World , Part 1", "Animal House", "Slapshot", "Caddyshack", "The Hollywood Nights", "The Pink Panther Strikes Again", "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Blazing Saddles" God, I am only back to 1974? lol....

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Great list, eclectic and interesting. Wall St. and Glengarry similar but both very powerful. V for Vendetta I know what you mean, but the last 30 min. were disappointing. Still, interesting if not whooly factual, and visually mesmerizing.

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I stand corrected, "Animal House" was mentioned. (Ivymike assumes the position of obedience and says "Thank you, Sir! May I have another?"....)

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I noticed tow things about most movies listed bt CC members, BTW the selections just keep getting better. I have written down so many movies to rent...when am I gonna sleep?

Anway, as to my observations, no Sci- Fi movies except Star Wars, and no children's movies unless you count Tolkien & Spielberg in both categories.

Soo.. let me add a couple, Wizard of Oz (1939 same year as Gone with The Wind, if you look it up, one of the greatest years in film history) and 2001 A Space Odyssey. Someone mentioned Martin Scorsese (whom I had the pleasure to meet) as the greatest director...Stanley Kubrick also a great filmmaker...mmm...perhaps I should start another thread, soon? Suggestions welcome...or just start your own!

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Im the "Mulholland Drive" guy !! Thanks for starting a thread on such an interesting subject. It's been a pleasure to read all the replies. I'm not sure there would be enough interest, but how about a thread on film noir ? All the great b & w movies and stars from the 1940s & 50s

Cheers and a big hello to all movie fans wherever you are.

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ditto alan - I'm the Carmen fan. Sci-fi sure mv, how about 'Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind' ? la ti do la do ray la so

Horror movies? - Near Dark my fav - quite sexy too in the cinema but doesn't work so well on the small screen

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Loved Close Encounters...mostly. I just loved the intensity of Richard Dreyfuss as he tries to figure out what's going on. The scene where he destroys his kitchen to build the model of the plateau, fantastic!

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oops. do ray me attempt not right - back to the keyboard....

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no shrek?

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bored me stupid, the Shrek movies :(

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RE: Favorite Movie?

How about Toy Story?

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Shrek 1 only IMHO.

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Like the film noir idea...perhaps you can start a thread?
Find interesting way to pose the question?

But to answer your question, 1947 Kiss of Death with Richard Widmark. Throwing a woman in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs (and laughing), had to be one of the "darkest" moments in American film history.

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RE: Favorite Movie?

I like:

Casablanca. (modern version: "we will always have cc")
citizen kane

Strange days

and

before sunrise
before sunset (many people would bore with the 15 min cafe chat scene)

and of course, you got mail. ;)

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clueless

ok, I've just come back to the forums after a much needed R&R break (plus I was having a good old root with a real live chick so I didn't see the point in hanging out with a bunch virtual ones) ... can someone please explain to me how this Valentine heart thing works??
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RE: clueless

For every $5 you spend you get given a number between 1 and 20 and so does the host. When you have collected all 20 of your numbers you have completed your half of your heart . You can then match with ANY host who has also completed her (his) half of a heart.

I must admit that at the beginning I thought you had to search for the host that had a match to your half of your heart and so didn't participate.

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morality

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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RE: morality

furthermore, how long is a piece of string

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Things that make you go "hmmmmmm....."

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RE: morality

same reason why dog is singular and sheep is plural

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noooo - sheep are english but pants are universal ,as they grew out of ur stockings

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Polina(Pretty Witch)

hoping this special day is the beginning of a wonderful time in your life.filled with joy,laughter,health & happiness.may each day see your hopes & dreams closer to reality xxx
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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Polina(Pretty Witch)

Happy Birthday, Bestest Friend (K)(K)(K)

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Best Headline I've read lately

An actual headline posted on foxnewsdc February 1 (first sentence of story follows):

Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.
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RE: Best Headline I've read lately

Well you should read the dutch newspapers, it had a story today that they caught a woman at Amsterdam Airport that had 60.000 in her vagina. One can only wonder....
I'd say

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RE: Best Headline I've read lately

you didn't quite get the point there Dutch ...

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RE: Best Headline I've read lately

best will always be the one in they NY Post years ago

HEADLESS BODY FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR

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RE: Best Headline I've read lately

Best ever will always be when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic when it read " Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious"
Total genius

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RE: LOOKING FOR MY VALENTINE!!!

I already spent more than the prize worth and not yet completed my heart's first half... Jeez! Gave up already, LOL. Any member here completed their first half?

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RE: LOOKING FOR MY VALENTINE!!!

Not me !!! I've wanted just No 1 for the past 3 days. Somehow I don't think it's going to turn up tonight.... ! Good luck pal :)

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RE: LOOKING FOR MY VALENTINE!!!

I cant gave up ..im a performer lol ....since the contest end up soon i think alots of members will get the last piece from the heart . Im waiting someone to join me .

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Killing Time

What do you do to pass the time, here when you are waiting?
I've read all the forums, answerd half a dozen posts, sat in chat for a couple of hours?
How do you girls fill the empty space between the vid's

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I study, write ads on gumtree, play online games, watch tv, read, clean the house, talk to mom and friends on skype .. there is soooo much to do and viewers interrupt regularly LOL

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what empty spacebetween vids?:D:D:D lol , ( would be a bless to have some free time but i dont:(:P) kiss

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RE: Killing Time

No probs Dana , chat to me in Yahoo :-)

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RE: Killing Time

I log on with other hosts and we masturbate together so we are all nice and warmed up when members arrive.

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wanted

someone please start posting interesting messages, nothing good to read in here anymore,, and if your thinking that I am going to write one, get over it, not my style, im just a reader not a writer, getting bored, so please people write something that sounds sexy, not about advertisement, jokes, personal things, oh you know what I mean.
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RE: wanted

Good idea, so do they get paid for your entertainment or do you just sit their criticising what you can't do yourself?

Incidentally, GingerBaby is great! :-)))

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RE: wanted

Oh, so you are just a reader that politely demands of others to write for your own amusement? Ha, now that\'s funny! :-)
If something is not how you like it, why don\'t you try and change it yourself, instead of asking other people to change it for you? Perhaps you could change your style and you could stop being a reader and become a writer, never know, the outcome might be just the one you want.
I do have to admit though, it has become a bit boring but that\'s probably because at the moment everyone is busy with the contest.

The other thing that might help minimising your frustration could be taking a break from reading the forums for a while and I am sure you will find something interesting to read when u return. Just a suggestion so don\'t take my head off :-P Other than that, have fun and try and enjoy everything you do :-)

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RE: wanted - Here's one

Here is one.
Do women like to have their ass fucked?

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RE: wanted - Here's one

well some do and some don't, some say they do but they don't, and some say they don't but they do...but with a comment like that u obviously like to get yours kicked

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RE: wanted - Here's one

My 1st wife did, the other 2 didn't

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Bridget :P

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RE: wanted

yes i see what you mean now, tosser, I think some people although not to mention any names, due to reading the above comments, get a kick out of their own entertainment my posting their thoughts that still not interesting to read, im with you all the way on this one, please people lets read something that is worth reading, not what you think that is your own amusement, a good idea to read the newspaper more, this place is not what it use to be,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Never Say To the Police


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney? (Americans will get this one)
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10 Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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RE: Never Say To the Police

The two names come from an old American TV show about a small town. Andy is the sheriff and Barney is the deputy sheriff who is always making humorous mistakes.

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RE: Never Say To the Police

Is that a bit like Rosco (P Coltraine) and Cletus..or was in Enis? Can't recall. From the Dukes Of Hazzard. Ahhh showing my age now.. ;)

TNTSUTFDM

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RE: Never Say To the Police

They are from The Andy Griffith Show which aired back in the 60's

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RE: Never Say To the Police

Awwww looks who's posting:):):*:*:*

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RE: Never Say To the Police

nice 1 dave, and if they find your stash in the boot say "Thats the 1st time Ive ever seen that"

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RE: Never Say To the Police

good luck with your lessons..

how hard is the test over there ?

I helped 2 girls from here to pass test, both learned fast ,,

anyway , im sure u will do well , good luck :-)

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RE: Never Say To the Police

Good ones dave. I was stopped by the cops whilst driving back from a party. I asked, "Are you looking for a bomb officer?" He replied, "Yeah, and if I find one, I'll stuff it down your f*g throat!" I should have let it go ofc but I said, "Do you still need to take an intelligence test to get into the police force these days?" Not a good idea - "I'll remember you Nick!", and he did - another story...

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"i'll take a burger, fries and coke"

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the light was only red for a minute officer

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