General Forum
Seeking a raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour
I work at great depths
I work head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from People & Quality:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the order of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't wait till pension age before retiring
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your position before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags
I do physical labour
I work at great depths
I work head first
I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from People & Quality:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the order of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't wait till pension age before retiring
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your position before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags
chat and inteligence and fun..
I wonder if anyone has the same experience as me ..
after 3 years here and many 100's of chats..
I have still not found any non adult hosts , that can chat , have intelligent conversations , humour and have fun. as much as adult hosts. I have tried all sections ..
and continue to find the best chats in adult..
more honesty , and less attitude, more relaxed, and often far more appreciative.. and often a genuine interest , and often much smarter..
many non adult , certainly any that think they are pretty, seem to feel they are doing you a favour just letting you chat..
I am guessing this is a reflection of their -" real " personality... as it seems natural to them..
and some are so touchy if u even start to flirt , however innocently...
What do you find ?
is this how you find it too ?
after 3 years here and many 100's of chats..
I have still not found any non adult hosts , that can chat , have intelligent conversations , humour and have fun. as much as adult hosts. I have tried all sections ..
and continue to find the best chats in adult..
more honesty , and less attitude, more relaxed, and often far more appreciative.. and often a genuine interest , and often much smarter..
many non adult , certainly any that think they are pretty, seem to feel they are doing you a favour just letting you chat..
I am guessing this is a reflection of their -" real " personality... as it seems natural to them..
and some are so touchy if u even start to flirt , however innocently...
What do you find ?
is this how you find it too ?
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
<<is this how you find it too ?>>
No. I too have been here for years and have had a lot of experience. IMO, you are seeing something that isn't there. You have made a mental distinction between non-adult and adult hosts, and have proven your theory by introducing your preconceptions to the mix. It's no different than in "the real world." You can find sexy intelligent women anywhere.
No. I too have been here for years and have had a lot of experience. IMO, you are seeing something that isn't there. You have made a mental distinction between non-adult and adult hosts, and have proven your theory by introducing your preconceptions to the mix. It's no different than in "the real world." You can find sexy intelligent women anywhere.
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
I dont think anyone is more intelligent, funny, genuine and engaging than Monikababe, Juliane, Triksy, Chickory Blue and many others. Adult hosts are business women. Non adult hosts are women.
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
I have chatted to all those, seen in cam too, and yes chick can be ok, the others , often seem bored ,, in my opinion..
and far to expensive for just a chat...
and usually not that interested to chat without cam. hard to chat for any time as they seem to have a few fav that they leave u waiting for replies / or forget where the conversation was .. or even do the one word replies .., then you look and they are often also chatting in com chat ...( yes even while u wait for a reply in their room , try it sometime ;) ) we know some of them do adult .. but at a price well beyond their performance , 4 sure..
in my opinion.!!!
and far to expensive for just a chat...
and usually not that interested to chat without cam. hard to chat for any time as they seem to have a few fav that they leave u waiting for replies / or forget where the conversation was .. or even do the one word replies .., then you look and they are often also chatting in com chat ...( yes even while u wait for a reply in their room , try it sometime ;) ) we know some of them do adult .. but at a price well beyond their performance , 4 sure..
in my opinion.!!!
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
Non-adult are also business women as they are here to make money too (a generalisation)
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
lol
is there a way to make a distinction thats not mental ?
I am saying as i find it...
I still have not found what I assumed was suposed to be interesting girls looking for nice chats " non adult " ao if non adult what else can they be here for ??? must be their sole purpose ..
only reason to be here is = make new friends .. yes ?
so you would thing they would be expert at this...
But I find the opposite ...
more wanting to be friendly , and chat , in adult ...
less asking for vid in adult..
more patience.. and less attitude ..
thats my experience..
I am certain u can find nice people in all sections..
( and a lot here work both, or have changed names and moved both ways - eg abovex , charlotte4u, emanuelle69 / 20 )
But still I find it easier and nicer with adult , for a non adult time ..
thats my experience..
here and also on IM
a few more NOn adult refuse to use IM also, lol. so who is really after making a friend ?
is there a way to make a distinction thats not mental ?
I am saying as i find it...
I still have not found what I assumed was suposed to be interesting girls looking for nice chats " non adult " ao if non adult what else can they be here for ??? must be their sole purpose ..
only reason to be here is = make new friends .. yes ?
so you would thing they would be expert at this...
But I find the opposite ...
more wanting to be friendly , and chat , in adult ...
less asking for vid in adult..
more patience.. and less attitude ..
thats my experience..
I am certain u can find nice people in all sections..
( and a lot here work both, or have changed names and moved both ways - eg abovex , charlotte4u, emanuelle69 / 20 )
But still I find it easier and nicer with adult , for a non adult time ..
thats my experience..
here and also on IM
a few more NOn adult refuse to use IM also, lol. so who is really after making a friend ?
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
Did you try chatting with RedPassion? Very friendly, good fun and definitely very intelligent. You should also remember that a non-adult host who is truly interested in making friends may decide she does not want to chat with those she feels have nothing in common with her. I have chatted with hosts like this some of whom became good friends. Others we realised that friendship was never going to happen.
to wonder
Have you ever thought that your level of intelligence may not be sufficient for some girls?
Seems you think you're too intelligent for the girls.But maybe you didn't show yourself as an intelligent person so they decided not to have an intelligent discussion. So they decided you 're here not for intelligent chat and just for fun.
To this situation you can apply the words of "A Viewer" : "You should also remember that a non-adult host who is truly interested in making friends may decide she does not want to chat with those she feels have nothing in common with her."
I'd like to add that you can't always judge a persons intelligence, humor, etc. in a 5 minute chat. Everyone is different.Some people may be too inhibited with strangers.
They can not show you their sense humour as they don't know you and can't be sure about your reaction to some specific jokes.They can not start an intelligent chat with you as they don't know your level of intellegence and what you're interested in, why you entered their chat, ...
I have chatted with many hosts from non-adult and adult categories.I haven't noticed that the level of intelligence does not correspond with the category that the host is in.
Seems you think you're too intelligent for the girls.But maybe you didn't show yourself as an intelligent person so they decided not to have an intelligent discussion. So they decided you 're here not for intelligent chat and just for fun.
To this situation you can apply the words of "A Viewer" : "You should also remember that a non-adult host who is truly interested in making friends may decide she does not want to chat with those she feels have nothing in common with her."
I'd like to add that you can't always judge a persons intelligence, humor, etc. in a 5 minute chat. Everyone is different.Some people may be too inhibited with strangers.
They can not show you their sense humour as they don't know you and can't be sure about your reaction to some specific jokes.They can not start an intelligent chat with you as they don't know your level of intellegence and what you're interested in, why you entered their chat, ...
I have chatted with many hosts from non-adult and adult categories.I haven't noticed that the level of intelligence does not correspond with the category that the host is in.
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
I forget 1 host,,, one you know well too .. tata ,,one of the sexiest dressed or undressed ... smart too...and made u feel very welcome... a real woman..
she was exception... but also could be adult,,
she was exception... but also could be adult,,
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
I agree. One host in non-adult even says in her profile she expects viewers to entertain her. Adult hosts are at least honest , many non-adult consider themselves superior to the rest.
RE: chat and inteligence and fun..
I've always enjoyed my chats with Gortensia and Triksy. And also StormAngel when she was here.
RE: HiLo
lol Charlotte why the sad face. You can always move to adult permanently :P I was too late to give you my number :(
Great answer to the Not in the mood question below :D
Monikababe I hope you are paying attention :)
Great answer to the Not in the mood question below :D
Monikababe I hope you are paying attention :)
RE: HiLo
does this mean when you go back 2 non adult you'll only be stripping in 121 there ??? if so wot is your 121 price in non adult 4 the strip show, and whats the price in IA when you make a guest appearance?
RE: HiLo
presumably not allowed by cc as that would be an admission that non-adult is not really what it says - though at least it would make it clearer which girls are prepared to strip.
personally i am slightly to surprised to see an "adult" host who i understand does not strip fully in video (unless maybe it is just me she doesn't like! :) ) who is playing the card game with 3 cards.
though i am not going to bother entering video to find out the 3 items are hat, scarf and jumper or something like that
personally i am slightly to surprised to see an "adult" host who i understand does not strip fully in video (unless maybe it is just me she doesn't like! :) ) who is playing the card game with 3 cards.
though i am not going to bother entering video to find out the 3 items are hat, scarf and jumper or something like that
RE: HiLo
I would assume everyone knows this is a means of extending video time? I mean there may be a few who think it is just great fun but I would guess it will add a lot of time.
RE: HiLo
Not if u r smart u won't waste time. Its a different way to spend time, I agree, but its fun when u love games, hehehe
if...
if you were kidnapped and had to choose between ur gf/wife/bf/husbands life or ur childs life...what would u do??
RE: if...
i would always think that would have to be your child's life (though i haven't got any).
and that is not just because of the hassle you would get from your wife over letting your child die!
and that is not just because of the hassle you would get from your wife over letting your child die!
RE: if...
errrr '' if you were kidnapped'' hmm if i was kidnapped they wouldnt be holding my wife or child ......
RE: Hmmm
Evil.... me and one of my friends talk about this all the time lol... Good vs Evil
Dark Side vs Light Side
Evil is winning at the moment because lets face it the majority of the world has gone to shit lol!
Dark Side vs Light Side
Evil is winning at the moment because lets face it the majority of the world has gone to shit lol!
Not in the Mood
whats the best way to tell ur significant other that you're not in the mood to have sex?
if u ever feel that way :P
if u ever feel that way :P
RE: Not in the Mood
Well I generally start making out with my other girlfriend then either my significant other gets the message or she gets bored and goes shopping.
RE: Not in the Mood
I turn on CC, start chatting with my favorite hosts, drop my pants and get at it. No muss. No fuss.
RE: Not in the Mood
Simply tell him/her. What's the biggie? If he/she's really the significant one, he/she will understand.
RE: Not in the Mood
Plsssssssss baby, im really not in the mood now..Wait till tomorrow and ill make it up to u, i promise:P
RE: Not in the Mood
as you asked so nicely,i will wait til you're ready.anticipation & expectation increase stimulation....
False Impressions
There is something wrong with the categories of friends and family and long term and marriage to my way of thinking.
We all know that this is a misnomer and that its really for hosts who don't want to strip not for what it explicily says it is for.
In a sense it adds to the mistrust and deception that goes on here in many cases between hosts and viewers.
It should be what it really is non adult chat period.....................................
And it seems that lately many hosts in that category are showing more skin to make it even more confusing and misleading.
We all know that this is a misnomer and that its really for hosts who don't want to strip not for what it explicily says it is for.
In a sense it adds to the mistrust and deception that goes on here in many cases between hosts and viewers.
It should be what it really is non adult chat period.....................................
And it seems that lately many hosts in that category are showing more skin to make it even more confusing and misleading.
RE: False Impressions
What it was intended to be and what it has become are two different things. Nominally non-adult is non-adult. Realistically it has become largely adult though only in one to one and generally only at a premium price. I suspect CC is considering how to deal with the problem. Short of monitoring one to one videos I can't see how they will be able to enforce non-adultness. But then again is non-adult ever truly nonadult? I mean isnt their always a sexual overtone in every conversaton on CC?
RE: False Impressions
Really, the only thing wrong with non-adult is what the viewer brings to the table, so to speak. In my experience at least, if you go in with conversation in mind, that's what you'll get. But if you're one of those viewers here to play games, and think you're going to see something special that other don't, the host will, in many cases, indulge you in your fantasy. Some apparently actively promote this fantasy, encouraging viewers to use 121 for that purpose, but I don't know that for fact; I have never experienced it. But I still think it's primarily the viewer's fault; too many go there to see naked women.
RE: False Impressions
I think some rely on this !! its there living
i find that generally those that have a small difference between open chat and 1 2 1 ,, say 10 - 20 % are genuine,, and really like to chat and make friends. and would like 1 2 1 just so they can have better and nicer private chat ,, without interuptions.
A genuine non adult host - who really want nice guys to chat on cam would do this,,!1
But if they play games / maybe / or like to ask ,, lets find out ? depends on my mood ? and all these suggestive lines , and then ask maybe 30 - 100 % more for 1 2 1 ..
well they are using it to use suggestive " possibilities" and maybe to make $$ or even do 1 2 1 just for sexy time..
certainly not just to chat.!!
and certainly not to encourage any close friends to use regularly..
thats my impression,,
and certainly seems to be true from 3 years eaxperience..
and i find at least 60% do some kind of adult..
but
90% are not as good at that as adult hosts ..
so usually disappointed .. and also costs more ..
i find that generally those that have a small difference between open chat and 1 2 1 ,, say 10 - 20 % are genuine,, and really like to chat and make friends. and would like 1 2 1 just so they can have better and nicer private chat ,, without interuptions.
A genuine non adult host - who really want nice guys to chat on cam would do this,,!1
But if they play games / maybe / or like to ask ,, lets find out ? depends on my mood ? and all these suggestive lines , and then ask maybe 30 - 100 % more for 1 2 1 ..
well they are using it to use suggestive " possibilities" and maybe to make $$ or even do 1 2 1 just for sexy time..
certainly not just to chat.!!
and certainly not to encourage any close friends to use regularly..
thats my impression,,
and certainly seems to be true from 3 years eaxperience..
and i find at least 60% do some kind of adult..
but
90% are not as good at that as adult hosts ..
so usually disappointed .. and also costs more ..
RE: False Impressions
<<But if they play games / maybe / or like to ask ,, lets find out ? depends on my mood ? and all these suggestive lines , and then ask maybe 30 - 100 % more for 1 2 1 ..
well they are using it to use suggestive " possibilities" and maybe to make $$ or even do 1 2 1 just for sexy time..>>
But they wouldn't be playing the game if the potential viewer wasn't starting it. IF viewers treated non-adult as non-adult, all the hosts "hiding" in non-adult who do shows for a high 121 price would go away, because it wouldn't be profitable for them. But as long as the viewers continue to see if a non-adult host will strip, then nothing will change.
well they are using it to use suggestive " possibilities" and maybe to make $$ or even do 1 2 1 just for sexy time..>>
But they wouldn't be playing the game if the potential viewer wasn't starting it. IF viewers treated non-adult as non-adult, all the hosts "hiding" in non-adult who do shows for a high 121 price would go away, because it wouldn't be profitable for them. But as long as the viewers continue to see if a non-adult host will strip, then nothing will change.
one2one...
One2One session with strip HiLo (6 clothes).
What does it mean. HiLo? 6 clothes?
What does it mean. HiLo? 6 clothes?
RE: one2one...
you play cards with the host,hi/lo card.if you lose that's how many articles of clothes you must buy her.she decides before what articles she wants & registers them.if you win you get to keep your clothes.LOL! seriously read viewer F A Q's
RE: one2one...
i think 6 clothes probably means that the nudity is going to take a while - unless you are lucky.
just looked at the first 4 girls in instant action whos online list (2 were $6 for 121 with 3 clothes and 1 was $3.74 for 6 clothes).
i imagine this game is only likely to catch on in little/not so shy !!
just looked at the first 4 girls in instant action whos online list (2 were $6 for 121 with 3 clothes and 1 was $3.74 for 6 clothes).
i imagine this game is only likely to catch on in little/not so shy !!
RE: one2one...
:) good to hear. I hope you enjoyed it enough to venture into adult a bit more often :)
SexyUnona
Great girl with great personality!!! :-) Can only recommend! Give her a try and leave feedback!
RE: i wanna have babbys
why u say u slut?
why dream imposible for u?
family and children nice dream hope it come tru for u
why dream imposible for u?
family and children nice dream hope it come tru for u
RE: i wanna have babbys
If it's your dream... you will have it.
But don't search for family and children here... or they will be only "virtual" ... :) Good luck... :)
But don't search for family and children here... or they will be only "virtual" ... :) Good luck... :)
RE: i wanna have babbys
It's not such an achievement, almost all women can get pregant. What's the big deal?
thinking
what is this world coming too--with all this:
1. Love
2. Hate
3. Sex
4. Drugs (not counting weed)
1. Love
2. Hate
3. Sex
4. Drugs (not counting weed)
I guess I should go from host to host offering the idea? are there any tech savvy hosts out there?
Many hosts say there are no videos, but then complain when someone suggests they have extra clothes around to give fantasy play to some guys.
They say they have no videos, but then don't make web pages or do other advertising to build referals.
I have some ideas that are rather unique, I think, that will help to build traffic for any host who thinks this is a job and is willing to do a little extra work. I will not be involved at all. I simply don't want to give it away publicly.
They say they have no videos, but then don't make web pages or do other advertising to build referals.
I have some ideas that are rather unique, I think, that will help to build traffic for any host who thinks this is a job and is willing to do a little extra work. I will not be involved at all. I simply don't want to give it away publicly.
RE: I guess I should go from host to host offering the idea? are there any tech savvy hosts out there?
in exchange for what on your behalf? free videos? discounted prices? LOL
RE: I guess I should go from host to host offering the idea? are there any tech savvy hosts out there?
Just the satisfaction the ideas are tried and worked or failed.
RE: I guess I should go from host to host offering the idea? are there any tech savvy hosts out there?
I did.
RE: I guess I should go from host to host offering the idea? are there any tech savvy hosts out there?
Are you still trying to "sell" your new and improved ideas to get more viewers? Just make it public Mr Marketing Man, I bet the idea isn't that new or improved.
RE: I guess I should go from host to host offering the idea? are there any tech savvy hosts out there?
Well then professor, don't give it free to the studio girls or any other girls with friends working in the cam business, it sill spread faster than a host's legs in instant action.
If your scheme is just another way to help the girls stall your marketing idea will fizzle out like smelly fart.
If your scheme is just another way to help the girls stall your marketing idea will fizzle out like smelly fart.
RE: I guess I should go from host to host offering the idea? are there any tech savvy hosts out there?
email me the details then, and il consider ..................
2day please
2day please
RE: I guess I should go from host to host offering the idea? are there any tech savvy hosts out there?
Dear MARILOU, you can be on my list ANYTIME.
RE: Who already had strip HiLo?
From http://www.camcontacts.com/chathost/faq.html
1. CamContacts Games: What is this all about?
At CamContacts, we are always looking for new ways for our Viewers and Chathosts to have fun and engage in Live Video Chat. So we.re bringing you CamContacts Games, a paid service where Viewers get to play with and against you.
To give you a taste of the fun to come, we introduce Strip HiLo.
2. Do I need additional software to play ?
To view the CamContacts game interface, you will need Flash Player 7 (or newer) installed. Download Flash Player here.
3. What is Strip HiLo ?
Strip HiLo is a card game you play with a Viewer, who is playing for the removal of your clothes ;-)
The game uses a standard deck of 52 playing cards (Jokers not included!), and consists of several rounds. Every round, you and the Viewer start with one open card each, you will then be alternately dealt more cards and will need to guess if the next card will be higher or lower than the previous one.
You will see your cards at the top of the playing screen, and your opponent.s right below them. At the bottom you will see whether the Viewer's last guess was correct or not.
The order of the cards is Ace (lowest), 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King (highest).
When you lose a round, you will need to remove an item of clothing, until you have no clothes left to remove ;-) If the Viewer loses, the round is restarted.
Once your opponent has successfully removed all of your clothing, you may continue your Video Chat, or play again.
Strip HiLo is an adult card game, so you can only play if you perform in the CamContacts adult categories.
4. How do I make myself available for Strip HiLo ?
Setting up a game of Strip HiLo is very easy. Navigate to the `Start Session'. page, and select the box labeled: `I'm available for CamContacts Games'.
From the clothes selection list you will need to specify the clothes the Viewer will be playing for and these should accurately represent what you are actually wearing. You can select a minimum of 3 items of clothing, and a maximum of 6.
Each time you start a session and wish to be available for Games, you must specify which clothes you are wearing. Once you are done choosing, click `Start Session'.
1. CamContacts Games: What is this all about?
At CamContacts, we are always looking for new ways for our Viewers and Chathosts to have fun and engage in Live Video Chat. So we.re bringing you CamContacts Games, a paid service where Viewers get to play with and against you.
To give you a taste of the fun to come, we introduce Strip HiLo.
2. Do I need additional software to play ?
To view the CamContacts game interface, you will need Flash Player 7 (or newer) installed. Download Flash Player here.
3. What is Strip HiLo ?
Strip HiLo is a card game you play with a Viewer, who is playing for the removal of your clothes ;-)
The game uses a standard deck of 52 playing cards (Jokers not included!), and consists of several rounds. Every round, you and the Viewer start with one open card each, you will then be alternately dealt more cards and will need to guess if the next card will be higher or lower than the previous one.
You will see your cards at the top of the playing screen, and your opponent.s right below them. At the bottom you will see whether the Viewer's last guess was correct or not.
The order of the cards is Ace (lowest), 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King (highest).
When you lose a round, you will need to remove an item of clothing, until you have no clothes left to remove ;-) If the Viewer loses, the round is restarted.
Once your opponent has successfully removed all of your clothing, you may continue your Video Chat, or play again.
Strip HiLo is an adult card game, so you can only play if you perform in the CamContacts adult categories.
4. How do I make myself available for Strip HiLo ?
Setting up a game of Strip HiLo is very easy. Navigate to the `Start Session'. page, and select the box labeled: `I'm available for CamContacts Games'.
From the clothes selection list you will need to specify the clothes the Viewer will be playing for and these should accurately represent what you are actually wearing. You can select a minimum of 3 items of clothing, and a maximum of 6.
Each time you start a session and wish to be available for Games, you must specify which clothes you are wearing. Once you are done choosing, click `Start Session'.
Girls Gone Wild
daddy seen her little girl in the video Girls Gone Wild--so how many other men here have seen this video.
.......(?)
for you love birds-stay cool- and just like the song said "where i am get where i'm going, I will share my feeling and I will leave my heart wide open"-
The Man and The Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,"What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be £9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact! change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact! change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
RE: The Man and The Ostrich
"downsizing," "creating efficiencies,"...In fact, the last time I rubbed a magic lantern I got a recorded message saying, "All genies are helping other customers now. Your call is very important to us. A genie will be with you shortly. Your wishes will be granted in the order in which they were received. Due to heavy call volume you may experience a long wait time and you may want to rub your lantern again later, or you can visit our web site at :www.genie.com "
Welcome to our 'brave new world.' Anyone up for "going postal?" Or could you at least lend me a gun?
Welcome to our 'brave new world.' Anyone up for "going postal?" Or could you at least lend me a gun?
RE: choice
The only reason would be the wife was jealous because I had sex with both of them in the past. In that case I would bond to my wife and leave the friend to maybe if I ran into her in the market or something and then I would only talk for a few minutes before going home. I would not have married the one girl unless she was my best of best friend and that is a sacred thing.
RE: choice
I am a guy. If the two you mention are one guy and one girl and I *HAD* to choose one to be with for life I would choose the girl if we were truly in love. Better to be warm together at night in bed than drunk in the club with the guy.
RE: choice
that's an easy one for me.i've never had any friends and never had a lover so i don't need to choose.LOL.(kidding) in all seriousness,love may come and go but true friends are forever so even if you choose love over friendship,if they were truly your friends,then they would understand and remain your friends no matter what.so choose i choose love first and hope my friends understand that.
What was your wildest Spring Break
yes kids, we had spring break back in my days, so tell me, what was the craziest thing you did on your spring break. Mine was:
I was at............with this........and we........................and the next thing that happen was....................................................................before the law show up and told us..........................................................so we........................So now i became a............................ and started to.............................(end of 1st spring break)
So now come on spill your guts out and let the party begin-cool
I was at............with this........and we........................and the next thing that happen was....................................................................before the law show up and told us..........................................................so we........................So now i became a............................ and started to.............................(end of 1st spring break)
So now come on spill your guts out and let the party begin-cool
RE: What was your wildest Spring Break
dude, on my spring break, I fucked your girlfriend while you were away on your spring break :)
RE: What was your wildest Spring Break
thats cool booboo-hope you enjoy it--by the way, while you where doing her, i think that was your wife i seen in the other bar doing.........
RE: What was your wildest Spring Break
i got so drunk and was going into a bar to find me a chick,, and all the sudden,, i look up and it was all guys-damn
RE: to booboo
ohh i forgot,, no problem thats cool-funny, I kinda feel like this was going to happen anyway, seeing how violent my girl was, but usually if a guy cheats, its pretty much over before he makes the decision to cheat, so really there is little loss, except for maybe ego. All in all he gets new stuff and she gets to blow off steam. By the way did you ever married her later after your first wife. If so tell her i do missed her.-cool
RE: to booboo
chaser hun dont believe booboo it wasnt him i was cheating on you with during that spring break, it was George, oh by the way he wasnt that good and my wildest spring break was entering the wet-tee shirt contest and got so high that i took my top off and somehow I won and later that night one of the judges took me to a party where I seen things that I wouldnt have known about -like what women can do when they are horny with whips. Oh by the way this was my last spring break and wish you where there.
RE: to booboo
im to ashamed of mine to tell, but I tell anyway...I got into trouble running with the wrong crowd down there and the next thing I knew my picture was on the wall at the post office around many cities.
RE: to booboo
let me see-the wildest was having sex on the beach--the craziest was I got caught and it wasnt pretty
RE: What was your wildest Spring Break
Craziest was having sex with one of my patients :)
Ah I miss my days as a vet :(
Ah I miss my days as a vet :(