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Can you...

...get your legs behind ur head?
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only one but i am an amputee.

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RE: Can you...

stop drinking all that beer :P

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RE: Can you...

Hey, bestest friend, even me???

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RE: Can you...

and can youn light your own farts?

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RE: Can you...

fleas are back.

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RE: Can you...

and so is fullmoon.....what a coincidence.

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RE: Can you...

maybe he is the flea hunter

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RE: Can you...

no but i can get my head between my legs.

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RE: Can you...

You don't have time for beer. Get texting. :p

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RE: Can you...

Look in the photo olgaomgolga ;-)

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RE: Can you...

i cant even get her legs behind my head :(

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RE: Can you...

no, but my blow up doll that looks like prettywitch can.

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RE: Can you...

Come and find out =P

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DOG JOKE

Q: What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a Shih Tzu ?
A: a bullshihT ..
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mmmmmmmm Australian humour, don't you just love it!

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:-((((((((((((((((

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Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

Lessons of The Heart
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Love is not the latest ballad on the radio
It is the song of a lifetime

Love is not the rock on the finger of the girl you plan to marry
It is the size of the boulder you move to repair the marriage

Love is not the fairy tale that ends with happy ever after
It is the hand that wipes away the tears

Love is not in the spotlight
It is waiting in the shadows

Love is not winning the argument
It is listening with an open heart

Love is not flowers or candy
It is truth and honesty

Love is not the ease of the quest
It is the commitment to the relationship

Love is not expensive restaurants
It is the sacrifice made to feed a child

Love is not the dream come true
It is chasing nightmares away

Love is not the success of money
It is the failure to find fault

Love is not sweet nothings whispered in the ear
It is accepting the thoughts of others

Love is not the perfect picture
It is the flaw that makes us who we are.
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RE: Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

nice Psy :)...i like this one...cand iubesti intotdeauna poti fi ranit

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RE: Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

Ohh, u can change "you can" (poti fi) with "you always are" (intotdeauna esti) hurt (ranit)...

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RE: Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

Heh, that's a nice one too :)
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RE: Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

copy/paste all you like Psy they were very nice.

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RE: Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

Thank you, glad you liked them..

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RE: Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

Lovely ones Psy, keep copying and pasteing them here :)

Have a nice Sunday dear :)

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RE: Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

Thanks sweetie :* I'm getting them through mail, so I don't decide..

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RE: Lessons of The Heart (yeah, copy/paste)

:-))))))))))))))))))))))

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FYI

There's a little thing called 'punctuation marks'. Use them!

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RE: FYI

I understood every word, 'punctuation marks' OR NOT!....

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RE: FYI

When you can write Russian 1/20th as well as the host wrote her English, then you can feel free to criticise her. Until then, you would be recommended to keep quite as you just look petty, silly and boorish.

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Who says I dont know Russian.

HA!

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RE: FYI

witty, incisive, rapier-like riposte my horsey friend....one of Wilde's?....one of Shaw's?

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RE: FYI

matt, why do you always have to start trouble?

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forgot to change your cc nick.

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RE: why viewers say?

i want that black site.
as for girls begging,.. it has nothing to do with you. you talk about rules, your a host ? right. read the line about viewers forum, i think it says something like Viewers ONLY forum . stay out of it becuase what we say to eachother is our business NOT yours.
personally i love russian hosts. regarding money grubbing...arent we ALL.!!? im bored of writing this as much as you are of reading it.

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wow john, u sound as mean and petty as Redrum. i like when chat hosts post here.

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RE: why viewers say?

maybe i misunderstood the original post, but i thought she siad she read from the viewers forum not here it the general forum.
all can read general , viewer only forum, an host only forum.
the titles say it in the ''only'' so maybe CC should open the host forum to all so members can comment about those.
ill re-restarting one again

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so?

its okay to read things that you shouldnt. granted it isnt a major crime to read viewers only forum. it just shows the lack of respect for rules.
id say more but whats the point, maybe i will continue in the Viewers Only forum, that way all the hosts can read it.

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RE: why viewers say?

you are right about the way people stereotype. Russians are no different to Americans or the English. All of us have wants and some girls see this as an easy way to make money.However most are content to earn their money fairly and earn it they do. How many men work here for the pleasure of women? And would they be able to keep it up for 8 hours? I dont think so.

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RE: why viewers say?

its not all that say it just the vocal minority & they would find a reason to boo santa claus.generalisations usually mean a closed mind.

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RE: why viewers say?

yep, ur right.... seems people with little minds love to post messages here. i've met some lovely girls here form all countries and a few less nice. it is life, i would never judge a country's girls from one or two.

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i left cc several months ago but still reading forums and i found it boring to smack one and the same topic-greedy hosts struggling with unsatisfired viewers.LOTS of decent hosts here!LOTS of polite and really cool members!Just stop complaining..its like in life-one should find what he/she wants and dont judge others(especially facing one or two people only) and if you want to find..just open your eyes not mouthes:)

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RE: why viewers say?

No idea why girls do it but obviously it's true after so many complaints.
I really don't get why they would ask for money when they can easily make it on here. Plus the money u can make on here is pretty decent to live in russia or romania.

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of course it is cheap
and 1500 dollars u make doing this only part time.
I bet ur rent or mortgage is less than 1200 dollars a month, ur bills are another 800 dollars, decent cheap shoes r about 100 dollars, my last not designer suit is 140dollars, a beer in the pub is 5-6 in dollars. I come from a cheap country originally that is even a bit more expensive than Russia and was doing perfect and could afford much more with the money earnt on here, and now i live in one mof the richest countries in the world, have well-paid job and everybody is ripping me off with bills, fees, taxes.
Bottom line don't try to sell me this crap :))))

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RE: why viewers say?

very badly structured post im sorry i was busy with somebody in video lol
so I meant it is much easier to live in eastern europe with 1500 dollars a month than in england with ... let me think ... 4000 dollars.

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women who fuck married men?

CC is about money

so why is it women here have such problems fucking married men ?
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oxxxxx

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What does one thing have to do with the other?

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RE: women who fuck married men?

What problems? Please explain.

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RE: women who fuck married men?

aren't married men already fucked for life?

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RE: women who fuck married men?

could you please not generalise?
thanks.

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RE: women who fuck married men?

no great achievement but you outsmarted yourself.he didn't generalise,he asked a question.

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duh

of course you can generalise with a question. think think before u type or mabey u like to look foolish? (generalised question)

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duhzilla

that was not a generalised question but a direct question.just like the post by novids4me was a direct question.

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RE: duhzilla

"aren't married men already fucked for life?" is a generalised question... re the "married men" implys all married men, this is a generalization, i. e. a proposition asserting something to be true either of all members of a certain class or of an indefinite part of that class.

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RE: women who fuck married men?

never met a woman here that had a problem 'fucking' a married man. hmmmmm that's not entirely true, but i wonder if it is a few married men with The Problem and not the host.

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but i dont really think so

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new drive thru

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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RE: new drive thru

Sexist.... but really funny !!!!!

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RE: new drive thru

lovely one imsh :)))) brilliant :)))

Go Wales :P

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ahaha redial the person on the self phone and.....

u'll get 60 quid fine and 3 points on ur driving license ahahaha

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RE: new drive thru

loved it, classic... best part...the only thing that Milena found objectionable is shy spelled a word wrong lol

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wasnt me that spelt it wrong jonny..check again...sorry milena ;)

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sorry my bad:$

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Road rage alert!

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RE: new drive thru

nooooooooooooooooooooo please dont drive

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"Baby you can drive my car....."

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I'm still trying to figure out why those Drive-Through ATM's have Braille on the keys. Do many blind people drive up to them?

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Hahaa, good one JustCruising :))

As well as all those messages on all oficial papers: "If u want this in Brail call this number"... Like the blind person could see the number written there :)))

Of course in both cases there can be someone else driving the blind person there/ reading to the blind person what they say on papers... but still, I find it amuzing...

Anyway, can't wait to get my driving licence :D

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whats better???

to lie to get sex ?

or to pay to get sex?
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RE: whats better???

neither is better or worse as they both result in sex

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RE: whats better???

tell the truth and no reason you cant get it free, silly, your mixing with the wrong company,,,bless u all..........

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RE: whats better???

both...say u will pay after then do a runner :p

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got one...whats ur excuse??

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lol - good answer

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I think all guys lie and pay..

and with real GFs..

eg .... no u look beautiful in that !!! - no of course your bum does not look big in that ..

No of course you look more beautiful that u did before ...


- part2

of course you can have that dress / shoes/ bag / etc etc..
noo of course i will buy you that meal ..

Has anyopne ever had a GF that did not cost money ?

has anyone not had a GF ,, who did not ever ask you a question .. to which - if u answered - exact truth .. you would never be able to stay with her ....

and certainly not get sex lol ..

cumon ......

and dont lie to yourself ..pls lol..

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In my experience of telling the truth about i am married, happy, and want another partner who will respect this and not harm me or my family. - understandably puts many women off.

I guess i have spent $tupid amounts on CC trying to make this happen. I am naive for sure !!!

in my quest I have learnt that 95% here are obviously for the money first - which is fine i understand their reasons

4% are genuinely here to find a future husband (even though its a porn site) !! so i sure dont want to lie to them.

And the remainder 1% are here to make money, meet in real. and escort too

So the dilema is to lie or to pay ?? I am not one for lying or for paying but seems to be one or the other.

just observations i have made over the past 3years on CC

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that makes no sense...if you were married and happy, why the heck would you need another partner? keep dreaming...

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its what men do - lol

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RE: to guy

then why get married in the first place? no smarts or common sense I take it?

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This might sound strange to you - but i got lucky and i found my soulmate before i got all this sex out of my system (if ever) - she loves me i love her.. We lived together for years before we got married.

We have had 3somes with CC women from here in russia and ukraine.. apartments/ hotels... etc I guess we see sex as not being sacred like many do !!

Main reason we got married is because in UK you have piss poor rights as an unmarried couple -

For example, no medical rights or rights to estate. Even worse for a kid is born outside wedlock. Really it is shocking.

We always saw marriage as a religious event. and neither of us are religious ! So i guess it was for legal rights as a couple/family. Not put ownership on each other.

Marriage is what you agree on

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RE: to guy

I guess my point was if you were happy you wouldn't have to go behind her back, but I'm glad that you both agree on where things are and there are no lies or deceit.

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RE: to guy

guy, I can understand if you and your wife are not religious, but even so do you not think your bond is sacred? You describe her as your "soulmate." That being the case, doesn't that distinguish your marriage from an altogether utilitarian arrangement?

To answer your initial question, I don't see either alternative especially inviting. There is nothing free in life. We pay one way or another and my sense is the best way to gain sexual favors is by an honest, personal investment of your time and care for the other person. This is not to say a short-lived fling--or even one night stand-- among single people is a bad thing. But you are asking, in effect, what is the lesser of two evils. Both are in some measure injurious, but I don't think one is necessarily always the lesser of the two. That would be a function of the circumstances surrounding each.

P.S. re: health care, try living in the States. Here no one is guaranteed health insurance, married or otherwise. It's a national disgrace.

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RE: whats better???

I guess she's not a very good one.

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RE: whats better???

she is wonderful....but thats my prvt life...if u cant understand a joke..try gettin out more..or watching some comedy films...or gettin a freaking brain cell...jeezzz...some ppl eh? *rolls eyes*

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RE: whats better???

If it is pvt life, keep it pvt. You will be back here dragging up your shitty problems when they happen, and they will.

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RE: whats better???

probably..but..do i care..u obviously do

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RE: whats better???

you guys leave shy alone--he thinks he is young by saying he is 28-and doesnt care, actually he does he needs attention, because some day he will be your age and still on this site

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actually i say im 26...maybe coz i am..and er..really i dont care...but yeah ur right..i love the attention..and i get it..aint life great :D

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RE: whats better???

I agree :) :* takes the guilty feeling of betraying someone:)

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RE: whats better???

To have sex with someone you love.

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RE: whats better???

i say lieing about it, i always have to tell her that she did it right.
paying for it? do you meen bye the hour or buy the house. either way your paying.

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RE: whats better???

being celibate

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RE: want to discuss

If your husband didn't like you stripping the answer was easy - get a job himself.Dont feel guilty.Stripping is just a job like any other.

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RE: want to discuss

got no wise words to say (im a dumb fucker) but ur better off without him

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stripping is a great job if your sexy and dance well. good for you.
as for your useless Xhusband, tell your friend to buy his stuff feed him clothe him and make him happy because he is such a great man.
i hope you find a man worthy of you (K)

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RE: want to discuss

If you liked your job and made good money, who cares what other people think. Some people try to tell you how you should feel, forget them, you are an adult and can think for yourself.
As for your ex-husband, what kind of man never works, stays at home watching TV, taking money off his stripper wife? A lazy one.

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RE: want to discuss

Where do you find these losers??? What the hell attracts you to them? "Ohh boy! That guy likes to sit home on his ass all day and has no ambition, doesn't work and has no desire to work. I must have him, so I can work day and night to support his lazy ass!!"

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RE: want to discuss

You get the man you deserve. You married him when he was a bum, why do you think he'd change. You want a mensch (jewish for "real man") then find one who has a job and doesn't drink or use drugs or chase lots of girls.

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RE: want to discuss

If I can find some stupid cunt who will work and let me home with the girls that come over, I'd be happy, too.

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I think you deserved so much better. About working as an exotic-dancer, whatever you have to do to make a good living. Only wish I were near by to see you dance.
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thnks you for kind words. we divorced year ago. as I know-he still same.

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RE: want to discuss

Its perfectly okay!
Imagine the freedom she would
feel of him flying out the window!
Its not her fault if he does not land
on the couch! :D :P

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RE: want to discuss

Haha, nice one topaz :)

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RE: want to discuss

when it comes to you and that loser, why listen to others? they never know the whole story. you need to do what you need to do. you're the best judge when it comes to your life and you seem to know perfectly well what is best for you. you have no reason to even speak to that loser again!

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RE: want to discuss

most strippers attract losers because they have no self-esteem..hence working in strip club dives

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oglaolga

last night i was the first to see olgaolgas panties on cc and i have to tell you that she will do anything for a dollar
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RE: oglaolga

im her friend :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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RE: oglaolga

Don't be so sure you were the first :p

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RE: oglaolga

Shudnt it be olgaolga? :p hehe

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RE: oglaolga

yes it should, but you know how i like to be different :P

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RE: oglaolga

"Anything for a doller "? Will she stick a baseball bat up her ass ?

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RE: oglaolga

not only will she stick a baseball up her ass but she can hit a curve...sign her up!

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RE: oglaolga

thats great to know (if your into panties)
will she show me her bra for a dollar?
or should i pay $XXX to see her smile and giggle?

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RE: oglaolga

"No,no,no,no,no....."(screaming as he runs from forum)

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Russian Speak

юбителей вирта и мужчин широкого потребления просьба не беспокоить!
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that makes sense now

it was from an email i got from an ex cam girl that i met ages ago .. good to see she is settling down now :) :* Thanks for the info my translator could not translate it.

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RE: smoking....>:)

Nicotine kills 6 kinds of microbes, 8 kinds of which r useful.
Shouldn't that be kills 8 kinds 6 kinds of which r harmful ?
Quick smoke some more to kill the weakened brain cells.
I bet you don't hate me as much as I hate you :D

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RE: smoking....>:)

light up and lighten up, bub. i'm pretty sure prettywitch was joking around in an absurdist kinda way. :)

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RE: smoking....>:)

just because she knows what she is talking about her does not make her full of herself.i think someone is carrying jealous streak

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RE: smoking....>:)

wrong guess.

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RE: smoking....>:)

never doubted it olgaolga(K)

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RE: smoking....>:)

So what Prettywitch is saying is that we should give up smoking as smoking kills 8 useful microbes.

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RE: smoking....>:)

Re read and I was assuming that your post was supposed to be a humourus post about the virtues of smoking.If it is then the first sentence contradicts that.

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RE: smoking....>:)

A few weeks ago there was an article on a study that showed smokers who suffered injury to a specific area of the brain lost the urge to smoke. I've been waiting for Big Tobacco to put it's twist the results of this study, "Nonsmokers are brain damaged."

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UrLibertine?

Does anyone know what happend to the wonderful russian lady UrLibertine? she was very often online, but now she is off more about 3 months.

Thx!
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RE: UrLibertine?

She is now my wife,, sorry we forgot to invite you to the wedding.

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

and ur a punk!

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

no need dude!

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

Ofc i would get used to the scent if you keep standing beside me bitch! Go shower...

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

next time u use "C" to post make sure u copy my typing... and also don`t insult people arround tryin` to make me look good. won`t happen !

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

why are you looking so closely at DM's face do you have a male nostril fetish?

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

think it might have been your's she found because it was cracked. actually more like shattered.

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

i'm bored of thingy. can you start posting as tisme again please?:)

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

I think you mean start posting as novids4me :-))))

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

that you almea flea?

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

he's not tisme,i am.

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

your not tisme,its me.

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

no i'm tisme.

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

i want to be tisme,please

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

better than being curious almea

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

:)))))

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

i have eaten.

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

You eat too much already :-)))))))))))))))

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

i thought you were at the cafe,sorry.still some pineapple left(K)

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

Really is pathetic when all a person can type is ':-)))))' and even more pathetic when someone adores that!

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

i agree bebe but at least all posts are marked so you can ignore them

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

:-(((((((

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

Boris (Scared)

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RE: To Hello from Viewer

hello graham!

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where is god?

Two little boys are in trouble so often their mother decides to take them to see the town's most feared preacher.
The eight-year-old goes first.the preacher,a huge man with a booming voice asks"Do you know where God is son?"The boys mouth drops open & he can't talk.
The preacher repeats the question in an even sterner voice"Where is GOD?"Again the boy makes no attempt to answer.
The preacher now shakes his finger in the boy's face & bellows"WHERE IS GOD?"
The lad screams & runs home,hiding in his wardrobe.When his ten-year-old brother finds him he asks"What happened?"
The younger brother replies"We are in BIG trouble this time.God is missing & they think we did it."
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RE: 10 PAINFUL THINGS

Wow, I feel 8 out of 10... Do I get a prize for that? :D

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RE: 10 PAINFUL THINGS

Is baseball bat in the ass #11?

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Thank you dear DeeperBaby, that's very sweet of you! You made my day! (K)

Wishing you the same in return (in case u don't have him already ) :)

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RE: Happy St.Patrick's Day ppl

"top of the morning & bottom of the glass to you".

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ive got

Ouch !!! I've got wankers wrist ,,,,, any remedies guys ???
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RE: ive got

you still use your hand?how quaint & 20th century.most of us SNAWs use our feet or mouths.....

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RE: ive got

1) Apply peanut butter to you cock and balls
2) Call your dog over to the computer table
3) You know the rest..

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RE: ive got

You're right, I should have said Tuna and call the cat over. Sorry.

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RE: ive got

change hands.......................

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Can you...

---ski, skate or rollerblade?
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RE: Can you...

no,yes,yes

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RE: Can you...

no, no ,no

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RE: Can you...

Oh yes yes yes....ahhhhhhhh.......whoops I got carried away.

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RE: Can you...

yeah. why?

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RE: Can you...

No
No
No

So what?

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RE: 4 days passed

if you want her to have a good life & you don't bear grudges you MUST tell her about your call to that guy & what he said.otherwise you spoke words without meaning.

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RE: 4 days passed

so if she was going to walk into oncoming traffic you would let her Anne,so she could"learn from her own mistakes?joking!

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RE: 4 days passed

6 years??!! Good lord man, your jack-off arm must look like Arnold Swartzenager.

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RE: 4 days passed

Once again, anyone who is looking for more than a quick buck or a quick orgasm here will be very disappointed. In general. I add the in general to head off those guys who claim they married a host and live happily ever after despite the fact they are still on CC posting on the forums. God help us.

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RE: 4 days passed

god helps those who help themselves & cc is a smorgasbord.so dig in!!

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i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers. does it owful?
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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

let me start by saying the title here seems longer then some of your relationships.
in my opinion.....Yes
i wouldnt do such a thing, but if you had fun, then thats all that matters.
lastly,i have a question....do you tell the guys this before or after you have sex with him? i would like to know b4 .

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

no darling, you are just being yourself. Some people might say it's too much and some might say you are single and free and can do whatever you want.
I say as long as you are happy and didn't regret any of it then be young and free :D

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

You must be the town bike

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RE: i had sex with ...

"town bike" LOL

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

i forgot to tell u guys it was all cyber relationships :)

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

...you never really had sex with 75-80 people if it was just on cam...how lame.

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

good one,LOL.

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

hmmm... 4 men u had long term relationships with for 2-3 years each which would be a total of 8-12 years just for them... so we will say total of 10 years, for the sake of argument. you are 23 years old now now minus 10 years for the long term relationships which means u were about 13 when those started. that would mean either you had sex with 71-76 guys before you were 13 years old, or that you are not faithful girl at all and were screwing all these guys at the same time. i think it is most likely the latter one. pitiful.

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

I'm 44 and has sex with about 200-300 girls (real, not cyber) and had fun doing it. Do you want to be #301?

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

you mean whores?

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

whores need loving too, don't hate the players, hate the game

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

be so loose it would be like throwing a sausage down the channel tunnel

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

Do what you like - its your life not others as preachers are saying here. As long as you are happy, safe and did not hurt yourself or them. Then all is ok

Life is to be enjoyed !!!!!!!!!

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

Go to a sex clinic and get tested... your a carrier

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

I knew it was you - i recognised your shoes in the waiting room at the local massage parlour - lol

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

that is nasty...get yourself checked for std's...you probably have one

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Shorter Titles

and more info in the body of your message next time thanks :)
Even if they had been real and not cyber you do what ever makes you happy girl.

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hmmm

i think the idea behind longer titles is better.after you read that no need to read the post.saves time.

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RE: hmmm

i am not a girl!!!! i am sweet sexy boy :P

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RE: hmmm

Well why didn't you say? Makes it perfectly alright...

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RE: hmmm

I agree entirely DM.Pointless question if it is from a boy.

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RE: hmmm

OK thingy good point.Please can the people replying shorten the title then.

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i think they can. but im not sure , maybe someone should try it. im too lazy to tho so maybe if your not busy you can try shortening it, i have better things to do

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RE: i had sex with around 75-80 people. and i am 23 yet. is it too much? in my life i had long term relations with 4 men (2-3 years) and other men was my b/fs for 1 to 6 months . some of men r was just one night lovers.

Lol Silky! Don't encourage them or they'll take you up on it and expect to do it in Free. Tell them they can kiss your ass for...(whatever your fee is!)

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RE: hello:D

could I get on the list???

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RE: hello:D

Salutations! ;) :D

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RE: hello:D

My Bootie :D

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RE: hello:D

hellopieeeeee

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BBC No news??????

http://www.topnews.ru/video_id_277.html

whats this?
is this joke?
or is this strike?
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RE: BBC No news??????

everything we care about covered in two minutes.
this just in...
oh nevermind.

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Free Information from USA

http://aal20.tutor.com/nGEN/Apps/SocWeb/main.aspx?ID=c22adde4-d6c6-4853-a746-127716b051eb

Want to find out about immigration or jobs in USA?

Sign into this free library service to connect to live agent on any info you need.................select one of two locations listed and put in your nickname and off you go :)
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RE: Free Information from USA

you got some information on how to get the hell out of here? that would be a lot more helpful i think!! :)

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RE: Free Information from USA

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

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RE: Free Information from USA

Anytime you want to leave there are 100 people begging to take your place. And please. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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I saw a survey recently that said 60% of Mexicans would move to the USA given a chance -- the other 40% are already here.

(Removing Tongue from Cheek)

Viva Mexico!

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you can have it Uncle Sam, keep going things going and i am sure everyone will laugh even more about this once great country :)

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It was a great country once, but now there are so many immigrants you have to speak three languages just to fill your gas tank. And if the newly immigrants can speak english, you can bet you last ruble it's at a 5th grade level.
Thanks for dumbing down America, do me a favor stay in your own country and make it better there.

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thats what i love about america--home of the free--get real people, we welcome all here and if you dont like it why don't you leave and yes let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

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Home of the FREE? Are you referring to the 10's of thousands of illegal aliens living in the states and not paying taxes? The ones that the legal citizens have to pick up the tab for, in the form of even higher taxes, while they live off our social services and free medical programs? Enough with the liberal bullsh*t already. I love the USA too, but I love it for the true American citizens (either born here or through legal immigration) that work hard and are doing their part to make it a good country. But to feel sorry for or support CRIMINALS... yes that is exactly what they are... that enter into this country illegally, that believe they have the right to be here just because they were able to sneak in and even have the audacity to gather and protest when the US government speaks about passing bills that would force them to return to Mexico or do prison time, that freeload off our tax dollars, that refuse to learn our language yet criticize our government and businesses for not having spanish language customer service and documents.... uh uh, no way. If they love America so much, then let them take the necessary steps to enter this country LEGALLY.... let them show how much they love this country by learning the English language and our customs, obeying our laws, getting involved in their communities and being a productive member of society by getting a job to support themselves and their families.... not be a burden on the rest of us. All the rest of them should get their asses booted back to Mexico. Why? Because I love the USA.

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True American citizens? You are referring to the native Americans then right and not the descendants of the pilgrims? Or do you refer to the ones who stole the land from the rightful owners? I just want to make sure I understand you properly.
You are also aware that most of these people you are so angry about do the jobs your “true Americans” feel they are far to above it to do it? That your “true Americans” also suck the welfare system of this country dry. Oh, sorry they are actually creating jobs, since we need more government personnel to handle their welfare and social security paper work. Sorry, I can see what you mean now. :D
America is far to busy dealing with the inner working of other countries to be bothered with dealing with their own problems. Sure, I love this country too, but I am also not blind to the fact it is not the golden paradise some make it out to be.

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Yeah, give America back to the natives! The peace-loving, amiable, ancient-wise, true American natives - the Anaszi!
Oh yeah, that's right, they were subject to genocide by the Apache - there's not a single one left.
Hell, give it to the Apaches then - At least they had the cajones to pull-off a right thorough blood bath when it came to dealing with their enemies. That feat alone ought to be worthy enough for the deed!

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ahhh that old argument... that we stole the land from the Native Americans. That is as original as the African-Americans that want monetary compensation because their ancestors were slaves. Of course they blame the white man for it and want the American government to pay for it. You never hear about them trying to track down the members of the rival tribes in Africa whose ancestors captured them and sold them into slavery to the white man in the first place and getting monetary compensation for slavery from them. Some how that little piece of the historical puzzle always seems to get overlooked. After all, it's much better to demonize another race for their problems than their own. Or how about the Dutch for giving birth to the slave trade business? Never hear about that.

But anyway, I digress, yes American ancestors stole the land from the Native Americans and it is indeed a sad thing, but I didn't do it and I am tired of having a guilt trip laid on me for something I never did. Furthermore, can you name one country in the world that was not taken over or stolen from another people at some point in time? I can't, so why continually hold it over Americans' heads? Quit living in the past. What is done is done. There is nothing you can do to change it now. All you can do is do the best you can do now, in the present, and try to build a brighter future.

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no you didn't do it but you bear the fruits of it.just the same as in australia with the aborigines.

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Si senior~, We will protest till we get what we want and dhere ezzzs nothing jou or jour goverment can do about it.
Viva la Raza pendeho~
Adios~

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RE: Free Information from USA

pity the pilgrims didn't take your advice,the world would be a safer place.

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it is,just the post name cracks me up.LOL!

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RE: Free Information from USA

What you get on Mexican Welfare.

Wirecutters & a map of the USA

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RE: Free Information from USA

Isn't America made up of immigrants? Irish, Italian etc? Or is it that you just object to certain kinds of immigrants?

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The Wisdom of Will Rogers ( copy/paste, don't like it, don't click )

The Wisdom of Will Rogers
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Don't squat with your spurs on.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin'
it back in.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
orderin' somebody else's dog around.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him.......The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your
mouth shut.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.
Neither one works.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
diggin'.

Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it
thrown around by somebody else.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put
it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There are three kinds of men. The one who learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee
on the electric fence for themselves.
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RE: The Wisdom of Will Rogers ( copy/paste, don't like it, don't click )

Haha, good ones girl :D

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RE: The Wisdom of Will Rogers ( copy/paste, don't like it, don't click )

Always drink upstream from the herd :(

I wish I'd known Will Rogers when I was a young lad.

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Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

We all have morals - some more than others - but morals can get in the way of true happiness.

But say if you or your sexual partner is married to someone else -

How does this make you feel???
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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

Good because I would get the sex and he would get the nagging :D

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."

Why would my lover be married to someone else? Didn't I marry my lover? Instead of trying to find happiness somewhere else, shouldn't I look for it in myself and with the person I have already chosen?

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

Usually mans are quicklly tired to eat the same soup....

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

Maybe those men who get tired of the same soup shouldn't get married in the first place.

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

Marriage is what you make it...

you don't have to stick to religious or society values.. If all agree to the rules then why not ???

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

I suppose if both are amicable to the swinging lifestyle, then it is okay. But I don't think that was the implication of the original question. If it were, then there wouldn't be any question about morals.

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

damn, if you could persuade my gf to wash my clothes i would probably spend less time here :)

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

Well u must persuade her.Buy a washing machine(if u dont have) and tell her that,for every wash u'll give her a bonus.Not to expensive tought:))

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

since when is a blow up doll considered a gf?.....lol

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

Oh my ticky lil hairy bear... I am glad you will never get tired of me.... my mastertech...

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

blllechhh, shave your back for cripes sake.

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RE: Married already - do morals get in the way of happiness???

Like playing baseball,i got the ball,after use trowing to her,so she can have the ball also!! I'm totally imoral.

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