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Man Versus Woman
Woman: "No, I'm telling you, I'm right! He couldn't eat the ice cream because he was a baby rabbit, and ice cream's were only supposed to be for kids."
Man: "Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person."
[A period of silence -- the woman looks down at her food.]
Man: "What's wrong?"
Woman: "I'm just really getting tired of you always being wrong."
Man: "Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person."
[A period of silence -- the woman looks down at her food.]
Man: "What's wrong?"
Woman: "I'm just really getting tired of you always being wrong."
Problem solved
I've been married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car,
big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50
year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up
your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed...
CRISIS RESOLVED!
and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car,
big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50
year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up
your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed...
CRISIS RESOLVED!
RE: watch cnn
How do you suggest the IDF retaliate against an enemy who not only targets innocent Israelis, but hides behind Lebanese citizens?
RE: watch cnn
Well bombing kids and the like is not going to win a war. It will turn more against them.
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Innocents are dying on both sides... Difference being that Hezbollah is indiscriminately firing rockets at Israeli population centers while Israel is strategically trying to target only Hezbollah... If the IDF were to take Hezbollah's tactics, they would be carpet bombing all of southern Lebanon without a thought of keeping civilian deaths to a minimum...
It's sad that the innocent are dying, true.... But it's despicable as well that Hezbollah intentionally uses civilains as shields from counter-attack, only to exploit the deaths of those civilians to further their cause...
What did Hezbollah wish to accomplish by crossing the border, taking Israeli soldiers hostage, and then begin firing Katyushas into Isreal? A cynical person might think that their only wish was to get just what they've gotten.. More reason for more hostility, more hate, more support for their ultimate cause.
It's sad that the innocent are dying, true.... But it's despicable as well that Hezbollah intentionally uses civilains as shields from counter-attack, only to exploit the deaths of those civilians to further their cause...
What did Hezbollah wish to accomplish by crossing the border, taking Israeli soldiers hostage, and then begin firing Katyushas into Isreal? A cynical person might think that their only wish was to get just what they've gotten.. More reason for more hostility, more hate, more support for their ultimate cause.
RE: watch cnn
Hezbollah is one part of the problem - the Jews are another. When you have the fire power of a nation against 5000 Hezbollah, you can see that any fight is unfair. Hezbollah killed a few IDF guys and took 2, the rockets have killed some but not 100's. The IDF have carpet bombed parts of the City ( BBC News Tonight ), and killed 100's. So let not trade on the who is right, because both sides are wrong.
The Jews quote the UN for Hezbollah to stop firing, and try and take the moral high ground. And yet, the Jews have ignored most of what the UN has asked for in the last 30 years. Both sides are wrong, but the IDF are acting like thugs as well. My view is, that the Jews need to stop harping back to the 2nd World War, and to start living in the real world. As for Hezbollah they can rot in hell with the Jews. I wonder how many Hezbollah have been killed, and how many kids?
The Jews quote the UN for Hezbollah to stop firing, and try and take the moral high ground. And yet, the Jews have ignored most of what the UN has asked for in the last 30 years. Both sides are wrong, but the IDF are acting like thugs as well. My view is, that the Jews need to stop harping back to the 2nd World War, and to start living in the real world. As for Hezbollah they can rot in hell with the Jews. I wonder how many Hezbollah have been killed, and how many kids?
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I'm not arguing that Israel is completely in the right.... They argue enough themselves that their strikes are strategic to weakening their enemy... I don't see how even that can be argued for the side Hezbollah... It's what I saw as an hypocritical condemnation of just one side alone here for civilian deaths that I decided to speak up with what I saw as just as bad if not worse from the other side... I ask sincerely and not to put you on the defensive, what should Israel do to stop an organization that wants nothing short of its complete distruction? I understand the argument about proportionality, but how do you measure it, by counting up the rockets fired at Israel and only allow them that many to fire back? They're going after an enemy who doesn't want peaceful co-existance, and they're going after them to debilitate them as much as possible... What is Hezbollah's aim? They certainly hold no hope of actually winning such a war through the firing of rockets alone, true? Why do they continue? Is their reason for having renewed hostilities anything more than to incite as much hatred for Israel that they can by provoking such IDF strikes?
It's sad and it's madness... From both sides, I agree.... I think too that endless recriminations will never accomplish anything but more of the same... Diplomacy and much, much time to heal the wounds and quiet the anger seems the only chance for peace.
It's sad and it's madness... From both sides, I agree.... I think too that endless recriminations will never accomplish anything but more of the same... Diplomacy and much, much time to heal the wounds and quiet the anger seems the only chance for peace.
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" I understand the argument about proportionality, but how do you measure it " - not a hard one really. If you have warplanes and ships, and all the hight tech stuff ( and low tec ) and use it, then I would say that you are not using proportionality, you are acting as a bully.
Lets not forget that some years ago so called freedom fighters used a bomb in the King David Hotel and killed many people. An act of terror by whom? Oh yes Jews - to gain a homeland. So how the worm turns.
Lets not forget that some years ago so called freedom fighters used a bomb in the King David Hotel and killed many people. An act of terror by whom? Oh yes Jews - to gain a homeland. So how the worm turns.
RE: watch cnn
5000 hezbollah
2000 hezbollah
you idiots need news stations
and as for you hmm, may they rot in hell with the jews
what the hell kid of comment is that
or is your name mides
i love when fools whining about this is a porn site feel to need to show all their ignorance
and gathering that you are a chirstian remember this
you stole your religion from those jews. the little guy on the cross never claimed to be anything but a jew
so be sure and condemn to hell
and after someone butchers 6,000,000 of yours
see if you son't live past
as to the armenians
the gypsies
the catholics that hump murdered
learn what you are talking about
then attempt to sound so smart
or in your cs smarmy
2000 hezbollah
you idiots need news stations
and as for you hmm, may they rot in hell with the jews
what the hell kid of comment is that
or is your name mides
i love when fools whining about this is a porn site feel to need to show all their ignorance
and gathering that you are a chirstian remember this
you stole your religion from those jews. the little guy on the cross never claimed to be anything but a jew
so be sure and condemn to hell
and after someone butchers 6,000,000 of yours
see if you son't live past
as to the armenians
the gypsies
the catholics that hump murdered
learn what you are talking about
then attempt to sound so smart
or in your cs smarmy
RE: watch cnn
damnit they let me type
you need new sources of news
and if they kill 6 million of you
2 miliion catholics
500,000 gypsies
500,00 gays
and the heznbozlah defends them
and wants to wipe out the jews
they better remember one thing
the jews are gonna take them all with them or have you idiots forgotten
they can
you need new sources of news
and if they kill 6 million of you
2 miliion catholics
500,000 gypsies
500,00 gays
and the heznbozlah defends them
and wants to wipe out the jews
they better remember one thing
the jews are gonna take them all with them or have you idiots forgotten
they can
RE: watch cnn
i kinow yo arent mides i just felt like taking a gratuitious shot
sort of like i hear you did last night
sort of like i hear you did last night
RE: watch cnn
Not sure what ur point was or is, are you. The ranting in your comments is the normal behaviour the bright. So, dude keep ranting, it adds nothing to the debate ( well a few laughs for sure ).
RE: watch cnn
When the enemy uses civilians, as all terriosts do, as shields, what do you expect to get hurt first?
It is like a child hiding behind its mother''s skirt when they want to hide from their wrong doings.
The IDF is not deliberately targeting civilians. You heard what you wanted to hear on CNN.
It is like a child hiding behind its mother''s skirt when they want to hide from their wrong doings.
The IDF is not deliberately targeting civilians. You heard what you wanted to hear on CNN.
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i just sit her watching the wheels go round & round.you people are like the "terrorists" &"israelis" always looking to apportion blame,never ready to accept any wrong.excatly the same as the"leaders"of these organisations.it will never end while this mentality continues!its time that everyone took a deep breath & thought of "settling"for a peace.a peace in which no-one gets exactly what they want but everyone gets to live.until this"blame"attitude is changed they are doomed to repeat history ad naseum
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Hezbollah's stated goals are the destruction of Israel, a Shia theocracy in Lebanon, and removal of all Western influences in the region.... They're jihadists who see their conflict as a holy war, their aims as God's will.... How do you broker peace with such an organization?
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Well if the good old USA stopped back one side, you might see them having to sit and reach agreement. But to be honest do I care if one side or the other is removed from this earth? Nope.
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I doubt it... Infidels are infidels... If it weren't the U.S. or Israel, their enemies would be anyone else in the region who weren't Shia Muslim.
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"I doubt it... Infidels are infidels... " lmao - it is clear that you have no idea of what is going on. Having lived in the region for over 6 years, I have a little insight gained on the ground. Not from some silly newspaper headline. The bottom line is, that the USA placed it in line for attack by supporting the Jews at every turn. By going into Iraq with NO WMD, by beating the crap out of people in Jails, and so on. 9/11 was mostly carried out by guys from where? Oh yes, S Arabia, the bedpal of Bush and company. If the west got out of the region, quess what, end of story.
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True, I only have the news available to me to inform me of what's going on.... I don't speak Arabic, only English, but I try to seek out differing opinions from different sources to weed-out what bias I can that may come from one view point or another..... And it was a bit reckless of me to make such a statement, I know... I apologize for that... But tell me, Is it really true that if the U.S. pulled out completely from the Middle East and somehow made ammends for all the wrongs the Arab world thinks it's committed that Shiites and Sunnis, that all the people who call that area of the world home would peacefully live side by side?
With your experience having lived there, if that were to happen, what do you think would become of the Middle East then... I sincerely would like to know your opinion.
With your experience having lived there, if that were to happen, what do you think would become of the Middle East then... I sincerely would like to know your opinion.
RE: watch cnn
No - they have never lived in peace. The Brits " made " iraq in its current form, and the same can be said for many part of the Middle East. The world powers have always played a part in shaping that region. Another example is the Kurds, with a lack of a real homeland.
My point is that the USA and others have tipped the balancein recent years ( 30 years or more ). And this lets the Jewish state behave as a bully. The Gaza strip being a case in point. The removal of troops of the IDF after 18 years in the Lebanon, was not because of the UN, but because of the need to " have our boys back home ". And agreement made about border safety was always going to be moot.
As we see in Iraq ( I was there before and during the first war, and during part of the 2nd ) arabs will kill arabs. They have turf wars, and also want power. The West can play a role, but it is a complex role, and one that will always fail. Because we apply our standards to a region, where a free vote is a joke, free speech scares people, and money talks big time.
My advice, is to try and ensure that when firepower is needed, it is used against those that are firing at you. To target bridges, that as the video showed, cars where using is a clear breach of the rules of war. If the Jewish state wants the moral highground ( and I do not think it cares ) they are losing it. Every picture and clip of another child dead or wounded, will swell the ranks of the bombers and thugs. In part because of blood feuds and blood money issues.
My point is that the USA and others have tipped the balancein recent years ( 30 years or more ). And this lets the Jewish state behave as a bully. The Gaza strip being a case in point. The removal of troops of the IDF after 18 years in the Lebanon, was not because of the UN, but because of the need to " have our boys back home ". And agreement made about border safety was always going to be moot.
As we see in Iraq ( I was there before and during the first war, and during part of the 2nd ) arabs will kill arabs. They have turf wars, and also want power. The West can play a role, but it is a complex role, and one that will always fail. Because we apply our standards to a region, where a free vote is a joke, free speech scares people, and money talks big time.
My advice, is to try and ensure that when firepower is needed, it is used against those that are firing at you. To target bridges, that as the video showed, cars where using is a clear breach of the rules of war. If the Jewish state wants the moral highground ( and I do not think it cares ) they are losing it. Every picture and clip of another child dead or wounded, will swell the ranks of the bombers and thugs. In part because of blood feuds and blood money issues.
RE: watch cnn
Hmmmmm seems to be chattering rhetoric that is at best UNFOUNDED, like he KNOWS what he is talking about. Well, those of us who do have intelligence and know better. He is nothing but another "conspiracy freakazoid" who only regurtitates what he is told by other unintelligent agents of some worthless faction. LOL Obviously living in the region didn't put any IQ points in his head.
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Not really - but having lived in the region, fought in 2 wars, and speak arabic. A little more insight than you dude.
RE: watch cnn
your so-called insight shows that you have nothing inside...including your head. anyone who makes things sound so simple is a simpleton themself.....dude LOL
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Your words do better than I ever could, to show why the retarded should not get the vote. Dudeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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retarded? go look in the mirror..DUDE. LOL you spout unfounded rhetoric and call it TRUTH. HA! you wouldn't know truth if it was up your butt with your head!!! LOOOL
RE: watch cnn
by changing attitudes on both sides!if you change attitudes of the masses you change the future.by continuing to cause collateral damage all the israeli's are doing is giving hezbollah more manpower.force is not working is it?
RE: watch cnn
CNN is a member of Hebollah and other terrorist groups around the world. They only report things that help the terrorists and don't report the fight AGAINST terrorism. Watch FOX NEWS for the real fair and balanced truth, not CNN.
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lol...good one;)
and whatever you do, don't listen to those pinkos over at npr....my sister tuned in one afternoon thinking she was listening to rush preach a little truth, and the next thing you know she has a portrait of karl marx hanging over her mantle.
my poor blessed america....what's it going to take to get all these radical left commie and terrorist loons like anderson cooper and larry king off our airwaves?!:P
and whatever you do, don't listen to those pinkos over at npr....my sister tuned in one afternoon thinking she was listening to rush preach a little truth, and the next thing you know she has a portrait of karl marx hanging over her mantle.
my poor blessed america....what's it going to take to get all these radical left commie and terrorist loons like anderson cooper and larry king off our airwaves?!:P
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wake up, buddy......you don't want to miss your turn in the trade of yucks with the other anon:P
RE: watch cnn
You sound and act like one of those smart ass, know nothing yanks. The comments you make are best left in the playground. When you have anything of value to add to this thread, post then. Till that far off day, take your stars and stripes and stick where the sun don't shine.
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yeah, you gotta give me a moment to see your buddy's insipid little reply before you start in with your gobbling of his fish and chips, tinkerbell.
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wow, i sound like a smart ass?......no shit, nigel?
tell me, genius, which of the 5 fucking posts you've added to this thread today has been anything BUT worthless?.....or do you somehow judge calling someone a retard and trying to out laugh your stupid ass at his worthwhile?
tell me, genius, which of the 5 fucking posts you've added to this thread today has been anything BUT worthless?.....or do you somehow judge calling someone a retard and trying to out laugh your stupid ass at his worthwhile?
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wow....ur not only a loser..ur a sore loser Hmmmm LOOOOL DUDE!!! or maybe just a loser. u make fun of what ur jealous of!!! such a tosser u r. LOL
RE: watch cnn
The problem is that when you have a person with a low IQ and a lack of self worth - they tend to use abuse in place of debate. When faced with the weakness of the stance, the more abuse that is used. I take the view, that when this happens I must be hitting home with my facts. The Rah Rah types, that have never been in combat, and I think to be fair to the armed forces would want them anyway.
RE: watch cnn
You laugh incessantly at others' comments, wish the Jews burn in hell, and blame everything on America. Yes, with such logical points made so eloquently, it's a wonder how anyone would react to you in anything but a sensible manner themselves.
Fess up, in that stint in Iraq, just how much shrapnel did you take to the head?
Fess up, in that stint in Iraq, just how much shrapnel did you take to the head?
RE: watch cnn
Another armchair warrior, that knows nothing. My comments are based on time served, and an understanding of the issues. You can can laugh all you want, but it does not alter what are the facts.
As for the USA, part of the problem, as is most of the west. But I assume you are one of those fools that thinks that the West can impose its ideals where it wants and when.
As for the USA, part of the problem, as is most of the west. But I assume you are one of those fools that thinks that the West can impose its ideals where it wants and when.
RE: watch cnn
"Another armchair warrior, that knows nothing."
Based on what do you make THAT assessment?
"My comments are based on time served, and an understanding of the issues."
Um, ok. Shit, so I guess that's why?
Seriously, big fucking deal that you served there. How exactly does that qualify you to opine with authority? Were all the soldiers you served with experts of the roots and reasons underlying their fighting? How about all those American soldiers over there now, does their being there make them experts too?
That's a totally bogus play for some kind of ill-deserved respect for your opinions. It's bullshit.
"You can can laugh all you want, but it does not alter what are the facts."
Did you hear me laugh once? No, Chuckles, it's you who's been suffering the laughing fits.
"As for the USA, part of the problem, as is most of the west."
So do you tell your British friends to go stuff the Union Jack up their asses too?
"But I assume you are one of those fools that thinks that the West can impose its ideals where it wants and when"
You know what they say about assuming, don't you?
You have no clue about who I am or what I think. You're grasping for straws, and it's obvious. And it's sure as hell not adding any credence to the idea that you're capable of an objective opinion on anything.
I see that you're passionate about the subject. What I don't get is what the hell you think you're accomplishing by going off on everybody who disagrees with you here. How is that going to change their opinion? Or do you think your rattling on about how you were there and how you think that makes your own opinion more valid, and then lol'ing and calling people stupid more important to you than trying to make a difference for what you see as the better in what they think?
Answer that, Genius.
Based on what do you make THAT assessment?
"My comments are based on time served, and an understanding of the issues."
Um, ok. Shit, so I guess that's why?
Seriously, big fucking deal that you served there. How exactly does that qualify you to opine with authority? Were all the soldiers you served with experts of the roots and reasons underlying their fighting? How about all those American soldiers over there now, does their being there make them experts too?
That's a totally bogus play for some kind of ill-deserved respect for your opinions. It's bullshit.
"You can can laugh all you want, but it does not alter what are the facts."
Did you hear me laugh once? No, Chuckles, it's you who's been suffering the laughing fits.
"As for the USA, part of the problem, as is most of the west."
So do you tell your British friends to go stuff the Union Jack up their asses too?
"But I assume you are one of those fools that thinks that the West can impose its ideals where it wants and when"
You know what they say about assuming, don't you?
You have no clue about who I am or what I think. You're grasping for straws, and it's obvious. And it's sure as hell not adding any credence to the idea that you're capable of an objective opinion on anything.
I see that you're passionate about the subject. What I don't get is what the hell you think you're accomplishing by going off on everybody who disagrees with you here. How is that going to change their opinion? Or do you think your rattling on about how you were there and how you think that makes your own opinion more valid, and then lol'ing and calling people stupid more important to you than trying to make a difference for what you see as the better in what they think?
Answer that, Genius.
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yeah..time served..where? in prison???loool just cos u say did something like we believe u??? yeah..idiot
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Your comments add to the debate how? Nope thought so, no added value, no insight, no nothing. Keep eating the peanuts dude.
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From the comments, rants and raves, I would like to ask a simple question:
Is everyone in this post anti-semitic, anti-Israel, or pro-Israel, or pro-Hisbollah?
Is everyone in this post anti-semitic, anti-Israel, or pro-Israel, or pro-Hisbollah?
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Fed up with unfair competition
hi to all,
we are fed up to notice the increasing number of chathosts who have opened session on CC and other similar sites at the same time, which is forbidden by the rules here though. They belong to studios or have enough money to buy a second computer, and doing that, they are killing the business, doing an unfair competition to loyal chathosts who are only present on one site at a time.
Moreover, there are complains from members telling that kind of chathosts who "run with the hunt and hunt with the hounds" don't give full attention, as they are doing more than one videochat at the same time, even in one-to-one.
It's more than urgent to see that an authority make this stop and fine heavily the guilty ones, for a fair and honest competition.
we are fed up to notice the increasing number of chathosts who have opened session on CC and other similar sites at the same time, which is forbidden by the rules here though. They belong to studios or have enough money to buy a second computer, and doing that, they are killing the business, doing an unfair competition to loyal chathosts who are only present on one site at a time.
Moreover, there are complains from members telling that kind of chathosts who "run with the hunt and hunt with the hounds" don't give full attention, as they are doing more than one videochat at the same time, even in one-to-one.
It's more than urgent to see that an authority make this stop and fine heavily the guilty ones, for a fair and honest competition.
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
"we are fed up"
you don't speak for me.
i am fed up with whiners.
you don't speak for me.
i am fed up with whiners.
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
i am not another host. if i were, i wouldn't complain about other hosts who work on other sites. nothing is stopping anyone from working on multiple sites, or even with more than one screen here on CC. there is nothing unfair about hosts who take advantage of opportunities that are available to anyone. if a host whines about "unfairness," she need to look at what she is doing, and how to improve her business, not complain about others.
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
"i am sick of whiners"this statement is now attributed to you...so you best not prove yourself a hypocrite by whining,complaining,whinging,bitching etc
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
most people i know lie cheat and steal. it is the way of the world now. CC sets the rules, the onlly way to fix it is if CC were to crosscheck all hosts and thier video time then see host a and host b are both pay to the order of jane doe then check every video session and if both host were on cam at same time, refund All members charges and also fine host. do you really think CC wants to waste that much energy???
hows this..
if you know a is doing it here, Post it, janeXdow is also janeXXX
hows this..
if you know a is doing it here, Post it, janeXdow is also janeXXX
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
Do you chathosts who double cam really think they are giving their patrons a fair deal? Do you really believe you are creating creditability with your member patrons?
If you don't, then perhaps you should learn about marketing...not running with the bulls.
If you don't, then perhaps you should learn about marketing...not running with the bulls.
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
<<Do you chathosts who double cam really think they are giving their patrons a fair deal?>>
Do you think it's fair to want full shows for 50 a minute?
If viewers weren't always so concerned about a show all the time, maybe chathosts would care more. But since so many viewers only care about what their money will buy, guess what? Many chathosts will only care about what money they can make.
Do you think it's fair to want full shows for 50 a minute?
If viewers weren't always so concerned about a show all the time, maybe chathosts would care more. But since so many viewers only care about what their money will buy, guess what? Many chathosts will only care about what money they can make.
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
that5 sound you hear is me giving you a standing ovation.you my friend have"hit the nail on the head"so many members are just about the"cheapest"vid but then have the temerity to complain about"money-making hosts" the height of hypocricy the ovation is still going :-))
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
personally I really do not see a problem with a host working on more than 1 site at a time if she in not in video here. Also it is useful to be able to see what some of the hosts look like in video without having to go to video first :)
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
where is our customer's interest ? to see a tough competition between chathosts, which will lead them to reduce their rates and to perform better to keep us. I don't see any problem with the fact chathosts can work on different sites at once, it's a business, and those who show only on 1 site have less opportunities.
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
Work on several sites in the same time is not forbidden.
then... nobody keeps u from opening another sites. Open & competite. If u don't want or can't - take advantages on what u have. write in your description, that u perform exclusively on CC, with one screename only, that one2one with u is really one2one & bla bla bla - & competite! Whats a problem? Its impossible to havem all, doing nothing (exept of complaining, lol).
then... nobody keeps u from opening another sites. Open & competite. If u don't want or can't - take advantages on what u have. write in your description, that u perform exclusively on CC, with one screename only, that one2one with u is really one2one & bla bla bla - & competite! Whats a problem? Its impossible to havem all, doing nothing (exept of complaining, lol).
RE: Fed up with unfair competition
I've been here about 3 years, and very seldom have I had a problem with a host running more than one session. I'm sure some do. I come in her vid... ask if she's busy... she says "no" (usually)... and we have our show. If it becomes obvious she's ignoring me because of other sessions, I leave and don't come back. With my favs, it has never happened. I know hosts who sit for hours in front of a PC to make $5. Why should I care if she pulls in a few more $$ by letting some other viewer watch the show I'm creating? If it keeps a good host here, I say "go for it". Everyone benefits. Only cheap, penny-pinching viewer whine about it. If all you're looking for is a cheap wank, use your imagination. It's free!
A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee
Her Son is on the cover of the Wheaties Box
Her Daughter is on the cover of Business Week
Her Boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl
and her husband is on the back of a milk carton
Her Son is on the cover of the Wheaties Box
Her Daughter is on the cover of Business Week
Her Boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl
and her husband is on the back of a milk carton
Update on comm chat
1. A host didn't speak Russian just English.
2. I found out who the girl who likes trains was.
3. A girl ate her icecream very quickly.
If anything else exciting happens, be assured, I will let you know.
2. I found out who the girl who likes trains was.
3. A girl ate her icecream very quickly.
If anything else exciting happens, be assured, I will let you know.
RE: Update on comm chat
Causing trouble in comchat again my darling kitten? :P:P:P kisssssssss you mmmmmmmm
RE: Update on comm chat
I only report good news Anne :)
Vixen you were the girl who ate her Ice-ceam very quickly :)
Vixen you were the girl who ate her Ice-ceam very quickly :)
Birthday Wishes to SpecialModel!
20.7 is Veja's birthday... I hope everyone will stop by her chat tomorrow and wish her a happy day. :)
RE: bye my dearest!:)muahhhhhh
Take care and hopefully you will have lots of gossip for me when you get back as I really love gossip.
Don't worry I will continue to read these forums and report back to you with any interesting tit bits I unearth.
Don't worry I will continue to read these forums and report back to you with any interesting tit bits I unearth.
RE: bye my dearest!:)muahhhhhh
Matt...I am sorry...you're right....I forgot to mention low fat, low carb salad dressing....
0001 screename:))))
why all hosts with screenames wich begins from 0001 has such a bad quality pictures and video?
RE: 0001 screename:))))
I would love to read the long answer... I have all the time in this Universe...
RE: 0001 screename:))))
If Banana tells you the long version will you summarise and tell me the short version ?
Evolution of Mom:-))
Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:
Your Clothes -
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.
The Baby's Name -
1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.
2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect!
Preparing for the Birth -
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
The Layette -
1st baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
Worries -
1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
Activities -
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
Going Out -
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
At Home -
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
Your Clothes -
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.
The Baby's Name -
1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.
2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect!
Preparing for the Birth -
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
The Layette -
1st baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
Worries -
1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
Activities -
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
Going Out -
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
At Home -
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
RE: Evolution of Mom:-))
Same here.. it wasn't that much of a luck, though, had to take care of my little sister.. and I had to grow up pretty fast :)
RE: Evolution of Mom:-))
My brother didnt need my care...i dont know why:PP, but at least we made our parents "happy" with the lot of pranks, what we made together:-))
RE: Evolution of Mom:-))
I was a good girl.. 'till the age of pranks passed.. I did other kind of pranks.. oh well, kids :))
RE: Evolution of Mom:-))
Noooot at all.
I'm not going early to sleep, I don't always arrange my stuff, I don't like to do what I'm told.. and I don't know what else..
I'm not going early to sleep, I don't always arrange my stuff, I don't like to do what I'm told.. and I don't know what else..
RE: Evolution of Mom:-))
Ahhh, another thing, what i have found out...Psy you like being spanked...naughty, naughty Psy:PPPPPP
RE: Evolution of Mom:-))
My God Psy, you do sex phones from home?...hope not a kid'll pick up, when i call you:PP
RE: Evolution of Mom:-))
Hmmm, so after all a kid will pick up the phone, when i call you:PPPP
RE: Evolution of Mom:-))
I don't know why, but I was expecting it, and it was you I thought of when thinking about good girls and bad girls..
Kisses
Kisses
Question for hosts
Is Pippi Longstocking the strongest girl in the world or could you beat her in an arm wrestle ?
RE: Question for hosts
Gortensia I would think that if any host could beat her in an arm wrestle it would be you :)
RE: Question for hosts
Sorry I think you have fallen into the wrong thread.
You want the one 7 down :)
You want the one 7 down :)
RE: shakira
Shakira sooo ugly:PP I was horny at this night...until 5 mins ago..., now i wont be for a week:DDDDDDDDDDD
dudes, what's the deal ...
dudes, what's the deal with the sudden upsurge in the prose and poetry?!? How about someone give us a couple of recommendations for hosts with a huge rack or a nice hot ass, or a complaint about some stall queen, or maybe tell us a sob story about falling in love with a chick and then getting your heart stomped on ... like the good old days?
RE: dudes, what's the deal ...
Shhhhhhh you'll make them appear, shush! Can't say I read the poetry, but I ain't gonna complain..
It's summer, you know, summer loves, stuff like that.
Bleh, I'm hot.
It's summer, you know, summer loves, stuff like that.
Bleh, I'm hot.
RE: dudes, what's the deal ...
litledevil.... Nice Rack... worth it if u like this kind of woman, not the hypnosys skeleton type
RE: dudes, what's the deal ...
Yes but hynosis glows in the dark :)
I bet litledevil doesn't :)
I bet litledevil doesn't :)
RE: dudes, what's the deal ...
Banana you stay here if you want but be careful you don't get squashed by one of Alex's jokes or a strange poem.
RE: dudes, what's the deal ...
thats ok stay here if you want but please don't start trying to dictate what people post.thats what makes this forum enjoyable.VARIETY!prose,jokes,complaints eyc both good & bad
Someone Else
I don't know how to start
But I know how this will end
I can't see either of us remaining good friends
We had a lot of fun
Shared some bad times too
And I know some part of me will never get over you
Everytime I hear our song
Or smell your sweet perfume
My mind drifts back to all the time we spent in your bedroom
I remember that first time
You put your hand in mine
And suddenly all around me my life seemed to be just fine
Your long flowing hair
Your cheeks red with cold
I always hoped it would be with you that I would grow old
Remember when we talked
For hours on the phone
Remember how you hated me having to go back home
The things we discussed
The future we had planned
A lot of things that no one else would understand
Cast your mind back
When we discussed children's names
Reece and Megan invented before they even entered the frame
And if you'd stayed with me
As pointless as it all seems
You'd still have someone to listen and understand every time you need to scream
But now I am without you
And there's someone else instead
And now I know I need you like a bullet in the head
But I know how this will end
I can't see either of us remaining good friends
We had a lot of fun
Shared some bad times too
And I know some part of me will never get over you
Everytime I hear our song
Or smell your sweet perfume
My mind drifts back to all the time we spent in your bedroom
I remember that first time
You put your hand in mine
And suddenly all around me my life seemed to be just fine
Your long flowing hair
Your cheeks red with cold
I always hoped it would be with you that I would grow old
Remember when we talked
For hours on the phone
Remember how you hated me having to go back home
The things we discussed
The future we had planned
A lot of things that no one else would understand
Cast your mind back
When we discussed children's names
Reece and Megan invented before they even entered the frame
And if you'd stayed with me
As pointless as it all seems
You'd still have someone to listen and understand every time you need to scream
But now I am without you
And there's someone else instead
And now I know I need you like a bullet in the head
Not another painful mistake
I was led to the feelings by you
I just needed a fantasy
But you wanted it more than me
The feelings that lead to hurt
I tried to show you
I was genuine and good
But it was only my visits
That you understood
I sent you flowers and gifts
I wrote stories and emails
and all the passion in my heart
Sadly, all you want is visits
Not what I can say or do
And when the visits stop
I am alone - without you
Is this what you wanted
At the very start
Because now we are apart
I just needed a fantasy
But you wanted it more than me
The feelings that lead to hurt
I tried to show you
I was genuine and good
But it was only my visits
That you understood
I sent you flowers and gifts
I wrote stories and emails
and all the passion in my heart
Sadly, all you want is visits
Not what I can say or do
And when the visits stop
I am alone - without you
Is this what you wanted
At the very start
Because now we are apart
Have A Cup Of Coffee
Enjoy :)
=====================
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got
together to visit their old university professor. The conversation
soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen
and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of
cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain-looking,
some expensive, and some exquisite - telling them to help themselves
to the coffee.
After all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor
said:
"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken
up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but
normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the
source of your problems and stress.
Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In
most cases, its just more expensive and in some cases even hides
what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the
cup, but you consciously went for the best cupsand then
began eyeing each other's cups.
Now consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, money and
position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold
and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define
nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by
concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God
has provided us."
God brews the coffee, not the cups . . . enjoy your coffee.
=====================
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got
together to visit their old university professor. The conversation
soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen
and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of
cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain-looking,
some expensive, and some exquisite - telling them to help themselves
to the coffee.
After all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor
said:
"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken
up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but
normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the
source of your problems and stress.
Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In
most cases, its just more expensive and in some cases even hides
what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the
cup, but you consciously went for the best cupsand then
began eyeing each other's cups.
Now consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, money and
position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold
and contain life, and the type of cup we have does not define
nor change the quality of life we live. Sometimes, by
concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God
has provided us."
God brews the coffee, not the cups . . . enjoy your coffee.
RE: Have A Cup Of Coffee
My pleasure Alex, though it's not me that thought about it :) I only got it in my email, which I haven't checked in a while.
I don't drink coffee either, it's yuck :P I like hot chocolate or tea :)
I don't drink coffee either, it's yuck :P I like hot chocolate or tea :)
RE: Have A Cup Of Coffee
...or a cold fruit juice...yummyyyyyy..., especially in this heat:-))
RE: Have A Cup Of Coffee
Not my fault if I'm not getting any interesting ones :)
Glad someone missed them, though.
Kisses
Glad someone missed them, though.
Kisses
i saw
And it's amazing
the look in your eyes
Like you could save me
But you won't even try
And then you tell me again
How everything will be alright
And if I told you
That I'm sorry
Would you tell me that you were wrong
Or would you hold me down forever
If I came to your for answers
And I saw
Pictures in my head
And I swear I saw you opening up, again
Cuz I would be heavenly
if baby you'd just rescue me, now
And I'm surrounded
You spill
All alive and brand new
And I'll forget about you long enough
To forget why I need to
And I saw
Pictures in my head
And I swear I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now
The days are
Drifting away from me
I still wake up
Burning through everything
And It's all I know
Somebody save me now
And I saw
Pictures in my head
I swear I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now
Ohhhh
Pictures in my head
I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now
the look in your eyes
Like you could save me
But you won't even try
And then you tell me again
How everything will be alright
And if I told you
That I'm sorry
Would you tell me that you were wrong
Or would you hold me down forever
If I came to your for answers
And I saw
Pictures in my head
And I swear I saw you opening up, again
Cuz I would be heavenly
if baby you'd just rescue me, now
And I'm surrounded
You spill
All alive and brand new
And I'll forget about you long enough
To forget why I need to
And I saw
Pictures in my head
And I swear I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now
The days are
Drifting away from me
I still wake up
Burning through everything
And It's all I know
Somebody save me now
And I saw
Pictures in my head
I swear I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now
Ohhhh
Pictures in my head
I saw you opening up again
Cuz I would be heavenly if
Baby you'd just rescue me now
Viva Romania !!!
Romania provides the coolest, nicest and prettiest girls here !!!!
yeeeeaaaahhhhhh
yeeeeaaaahhhhhh
RE: Viva Russia !!!
Well as for me Romania perhaps provides the coolest, nicest and prettiest girls here after Russia.
BTW I thought they forbid to register new hosts from Romania.
BTW I thought they forbid to register new hosts from Romania.
RE: Viva Romania !!!
Hmmm, i know lot of russian, ukrainian, philippines, latvian, brazil and so on too, and of course lot of beauty romanians:PPPP
RE: Hmm Alex.I dont agree with you
Trust me Gorty...i know enough:PP
By the way noone told others arent beauty...
By the way noone told others arent beauty...
RE: Hmm Alex.I dont agree with you
Sorry Monika the romanians are the coolest ! they are not so cold as russians
Constanta in Romania, the town of beautiful girls
Constanta on the borders of Black Sea, best place on earth, most beautiful and sexiest women of whole Europe !!!!
RE: Hmm Alex.I dont agree with you
" lot of russian, ukrainian, philippines, latvian, brazil and so on too, and of course lot of beauty romanians"
Wast they your words?You change your opinion even faster than a change of a wind outside my window
Wast they your words?You change your opinion even faster than a change of a wind outside my window
RE: Viva Romania !!!
You're silly. You can't say a girl is cute simply because she's coming from a certain country.
RE: Viva Romania !!!
I agree with Psy again...and to clarify my previous comments...dracula told "Romania provides the coolest, nicest and prettiest girls here !!!!" and my answer was to him "Hmmm, i know lot of russian, ukrainian, philippines, latvian, brazil and so on too, and of course lot of beauty romanians:PPPP" and for me this means, that i met not only with beauty romanians, but with beauty girls from another countries also:-))...maybe i should have used word "beauty" in the first part of my sentence too...like this>>>"Hmmm, i know lot of BEAUTY russian, ukrainian, philippines, latvian, brazil and so on too, and of course lot of beauty romanians"...:PP
RE: to Psy
And you're wrong. How can you compare? You've seen all the girls from Russia, and then all the girls in the other countries? Let me doubt :)
RE: to Psy
I think everyone wil agree this on the base of this on the base that here only registered russin women 77 000 000. I think there are no ugly women.But there are women who dont know how to take care of themselves and how tou represent their beauties
So guess Russia has more beautiful women than Romania.
Though russians may be beautiful another way than romanians.But again tastes are different:P
So guess Russia has more beautiful women than Romania.
Though russians may be beautiful another way than romanians.But again tastes are different:P
RE: to Psy
Ehhh Gorty, I know it's the patriotic spirit, the love for the country, but.. why don't want to understand my point? You can't possibly compare. As Romanian host is saying, Russia is bigger than Romania so you can't make a correct comparison, and anyway, I'm not even deffending romanians..
There are ugly women, not because they don't take care of themselves, but because of the way they are.. I mean, the bones display.. and so on. Anyway, the heat is killing me, and I can't think properly, but, one thing I am sure, you can't compare :)
And the most important: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :)
There are ugly women, not because they don't take care of themselves, but because of the way they are.. I mean, the bones display.. and so on. Anyway, the heat is killing me, and I can't think properly, but, one thing I am sure, you can't compare :)
And the most important: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :)
RE: to Psy
I do because it tickles me down there :)
Although as I'm not an actor perhaps that should be roll.
And your still fucking ugly even when your awake :)
Although as I'm not an actor perhaps that should be roll.
And your still fucking ugly even when your awake :)
RE: to Psy
arhhhhhhhhhhhhh - do you want me to say sorry to you for striking your nerve ??? - lol zzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
RE: to Psy
You'll have to try a LOT harder to hit a nerve with me :)
I think it may be the other way round :)
I think it may be the other way round :)
** special requests for chathosts **
hi my dear chathosts, I would like to know if some of you would be interested in having a very heavy meal in videochat, with loads of food (pizza, burgers, chips, beans, eggs, etc.) and drinks (beer, sodas, milk). if you like the idea, i have time to spend to fulfill it. feel free to leave a message here with your screen name and i will contact you soon. thanks girls, enjoy your day.
RE: ** special requests for chathosts **
Hi little shy girl,
Give me the first letters of your screen name or another solution to identify you, and anyway, no one else than me is interested in that topic.
I'm waiting for your reply. ;)
Give me the first letters of your screen name or another solution to identify you, and anyway, no one else than me is interested in that topic.
I'm waiting for your reply. ;)
RE: ** special requests for chathosts **
Is it possible, that i just drink for you?...for example beer?:PP
RE: ** special requests for chathosts **
Hi Alex,
I think it could be a good start to watch you taking part in a beer drink contest. What is your screen name ?
I think it could be a good start to watch you taking part in a beer drink contest. What is your screen name ?
RE: ** special requests for chathosts **
Wanna my member name, host name or maybe my yahoo and msn ids also?:PP
RE: ** special requests for chathosts **
if you want to take advantage of the fabulous offer that is being paid to drink beer, I need to know what is your screen name to visit you.
RE: ** special requests for chathosts **
Hi,
You don't give enough information. If you want to take advantage of that fabulous offer that is to be paid while you're eating and drinking, give me your screen name.
You don't give enough information. If you want to take advantage of that fabulous offer that is to be paid while you're eating and drinking, give me your screen name.
to someone
Love can be so cold
And loneliness gets old
More than words or broken promises
I want to show you what true love is.I'm always there for you
I'll always stand by you
When the world has closed the door
-and you can't go on anymore
I'm always there for youYou've been hurt before
And you don't want anymore
There's a better way for you
Believe in me, I'll see you through
And loneliness gets old
More than words or broken promises
I want to show you what true love is.I'm always there for you
I'll always stand by you
When the world has closed the door
-and you can't go on anymore
I'm always there for youYou've been hurt before
And you don't want anymore
There's a better way for you
Believe in me, I'll see you through
For members and chathosts.
On wich unusual place have a had real sex ???
And can u tell me, about wich place you dream to make love ??? lollllllllllll
Im very curious.
And can u tell me, about wich place you dream to make love ??? lollllllllllll
Im very curious.
RE: For members and chathosts.
Public. Once in the middle of the day, once at night (but with other people around!).
RE: For members and chathosts.
It was on a hot steamy night , I had hot steamy sex on my boat..
BWT , She was a redhead. NO HAIR, JUST A RED HEAD..
BWT , She was a redhead. NO HAIR, JUST A RED HEAD..
RE: For members and chathosts.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I will make an appoinment with you in Mac. Donalds hahahahah
I will make an appoinment with you in Mac. Donalds hahahahah
RE: For members and chathosts.
by "real sex" you mean with a real live human chick? ... such that your hand is not involved?
RE: For members and chathosts.
in a bathroom on a crosscountry grayhound bus is the strangest.
i dream no more.
i dream no more.
RE: For members and chathosts.
that would be the ultimate quickie - or the last time it you took to long and forgot to open your chute.
BTW. you know eagles do it while falling.
BTW. you know eagles do it while falling.
RE: For members and chathosts.
What could i say after all these messages....
My dreams are making love with Lisa on roof of 9 floors house..., then with Eliza in a restaurant...in front of a big mirror..., then with Anne on a train, where we could be surprised anytime...then with Mari during we're jumpig with parachute...Ohh-ohh, those naughty girls:PPPP
My dreams are making love with Lisa on roof of 9 floors house..., then with Eliza in a restaurant...in front of a big mirror..., then with Anne on a train, where we could be surprised anytime...then with Mari during we're jumpig with parachute...Ohh-ohh, those naughty girls:PPPP
RE: For members and chathosts.
on the opera house balcony while there was a concert in the hall inside.it was a moonlight night & we were looking out over the beautiful sydney harbour towards the sydney harbour bridge,we reached our climax as the diva was reaching hers :-)))
RE: For members and chathosts.
going for a walk in the park with a girl i had just met. she told me she was not wearing her panties. well what more invite you need we made love up against a tree hehe great!
RE: For members and chathosts.
First unusual place was at a New Year's Eve party in the bathroom and people were waiting to use the bathroom and kept banging on the locked door. Second place was in a sports car, and let me tell you that was interesting doing it in a tight spot and just the excitement of possibly getting caught by someone passing by.
One place I dream of doing it is sex on the beach.
One place I dream of doing it is sex on the beach.
Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"