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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

Sorry, I would disagree with your view on English women. Very rarely do you find a beautiful girl here that would make you turn you head as she walks on by.....

East Europeans, now they would give me whiplash!

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

As long as you take care of your exterior appearence, men see that, you "force" them to do so. You don't stand out, they don't see you.. Are your expecting that to happen at what moment? Second number two since you removed make up and all expensive things, letting only you ?

You can't ask men to see you as you are as long as you stand out by your beauty. You can't go on the street having written on your forhead " I speak several languages, I know to cook and I'm able to have a smart conversation with any of you". One day one man will figure that out, either by seeing what's behind the make-up either by seeing what's behind the simple appearence.

Men are lazy, so of course they want a girl that has everything without doing anything for that.. You're looking very good, and you're young, why the rush? :)

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bf :(

and to think I nearly gave up hating women just for you LongHairKat - Oh well I guess I had a lucky escape :P

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

I have friends in Russia, and the women tell me this same story. I'd not taken it too seriously as to me it seemed that Russia had a lot of very beautiful women. Here there do not seem to be many, and they often have no personality, unlike the Russian women I've met, who are very intelligent and educated. I think you have to high an opinion of things in UK, especially the women! ;)

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

I have noticed that when in Russia, men are blind to true beauty, they look for, as you say the sex toy, the trophy. In my experience the wrapping can mislead you and everything inside may not be as the wrapping (in UK this always happen when I was younger). I notice in Russia that many men with girlfriend, do not seem to look after them as many men do in the western european countries and even the USA. Simple things like opening doors for them and waiting for the Lady to sit down first, helping them on with coat etc. These may seem small but when I have been with Russian Lady they appear to mean a lot and they become more at ease with you. I met a Russian Lady just as a companion/friendship and she also did all the beauty tricks to look her best, but when I saw her in one morning with no make up and hair all over the place, this was when she was at her most beautiful. But she would not believe me. I think there must be a lot of pressure for Russian Ladies to marry early, and as you say the compitetion is tough and Russian men can see this so no need try for the Lady. But maybe I'm wrong I'm only human!! I think
PS its hard to find women in uk that turn your head, but in Russia wow my head just kept spinning.

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

As a guy from the UK I can only envy the Russian men. Who needs a good personality :P

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

dear freeda, come to london and id be happy to see u without makeup. kiss u

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

you know... i think looks don't really matter for a guy if only... IF ONLY he is confident, he knows what he wants in life, he knows what he does, if he has something to say to the world and so on.. if a guy doesn't look for a girl just for sex, but still looks for a hot chick only (i mean that hot looks and so on), that's just coz he wants ppl around him to judge him by this girl... well, you know, "wow, what a girl walks beside him, he must be someone!"
ok, too much thoughts about it in my head now, better stop here :)
kiss

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

I think you are HOT!

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

never been to Russia. never been to UK either. but i've always been respectful of women despite their looks. am i saying that looks do not matter to me? no, looks matter, but personality matters just as much.
maybe more Russian women should visit the US. ;))))

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

leave our women alone, if u never had $ they wouldnt look at u twice

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RE: Dont want to be mistreated

what a flattering thing to say about 'your' women

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RE: just a question

i always find xmisskissx very hot in video - i guess it just depends on the guy at the other end
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She was very hot when I saw her in video too ...... I just hope that engineer has turned up and fixed the heating :D

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RE: just a question

i havent seen her vid
but
in my dreams she is always, pleasant, mature, inteligent, and appealling(K)

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:D

Did u missed me?:POr better..do u recognise me?
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RE: :D

No and no sorry :(

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RE: :D

It's me...old Karycia...:(!!!!So sad....

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RE: :D

how old?

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RE: :D

hotlips4u? or something like that? well, there's another girl having that name..

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RE: :D

Hmmm Why did you change names???
We all knew and loved you under old name!!!

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RE: :D

Why did you change your nick?:P

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RE: :D

Damn...Bob was faster:PP

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RE: :D

wow..i think you have had even more names than me :P

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Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please

Have you ever put your pantied on back to front? Or perhaps not worn any?
Please, replies from women only. You can give details or a simple yes or no will suffice. No names required, but please be honest with your answers.
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RE: Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please

and u called curious weird :))

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RE: Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please

Ahhhhhh but at least I know I'm weird :D lol

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RE: Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please

not worn any...:P

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RE: Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please

Even when your wearing that short denim skirt :)

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RE: (TRIKSY)Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please

What about bra as well Triksy.... Ohhh thats right u don`t wear them either... hehehe :P
But no panties... WOOOOOOWWWWWW under ur jeans :P Are you wearing jeans tonight triksy... Can i see :D

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RE: (koshed36)Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please

are yoiu wearing that golden thing tonight ? :P
can i see :D

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RE: (Triksy)Panties on back to front .................. replies from women only please

You did see:P

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"One night stands".......... replies from women only please.

Have you ever had a 'one night stand'? Or perhaps met a man just to have sex?
Please, replies from women only. You can give details or a simple yes or no will suffice. No names required, but please be honest with your answers.
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RE: "One night stands".......... replies from women only please.

Your one weird guy

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RE: "One night stands".......... replies from women only please.

yes, and I know who you are on here too!

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RE: "One night stands".......... replies from women only please.

My Freeda that I love so dearly you are only 19!!!!!

How old were you "long time ago"?

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RE: "One night stands".......... replies from women only please.

everyone has their own morals and beliefs, everyone is different. no one has the right to judge the other. all i asked for was a honest answer, not making judgements.

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RE: HAPPY birthday 19Alexia

Happy birthday to the prettiest girl in mineralnaya voda even though she deleted my number from her phone! :P

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RE: just a qestion!

Alright, now I have to write something bad about xMissKissx ...

That xMissKissx she's just too nice!

How's that?

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Annie .....

...... I'm not your daddy

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Annie

lol you didn't - it is a line from a song sung by Kid Kreole and the Coconuts.

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Annie I have warm hands .....

.... if your ass needs heated up :P

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RE: Annie

ha cha cha cha

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RE: just a qestion!

MissKiss you are quite right not to care what they write about you.

They aren't worth it :D

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RE: just a qestion!

hmhmhm????

XMisskissX is a wunderfull girl with a great character and wunderfull shinning eyes they are shinnig like stars in the sky and she have the wunderfullst smile in the world i ever had seen!!!!!! Thats not all but at first enough

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It is spelt 'Question'

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RE: just a qestion!

You are very attractive so you don't have to worry about someone speaking ill of you......of course you could spice up your act a bit and stop wasting everyone's time.

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luv, i said i didnt say anything about your boobs :P
but i was thinking many things:D:D

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To WTF with love

WTF, WTF, what a Big Fat Ass u Have!!!
:):):):):):):)
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RE: To WTF with love

Thank you ladies. What are you screen names? CC Mail me.... new ID...OHWTF.

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RE: To WTF with love

You know well my screen name, baby, cause u were typing in the viewers forum i'm "ugly" :)))))))LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: To WTF with love

I have a simple suggestion ... stop reading the viewers forum! Better yet, stop self-advertising in there, or getting some besotted member to do it for you.

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RE: To WTF with love

Poetess.....First never take anything I say personally or seriously.....I am sure you are a lovely person and children and animals love you, you are kind to your mother, and you will be the best wife and mom some day. Sad to say I don't know who you are since I have praised and critiqued so many hosts... Bottomline...my opinion doesnt mean a thing.....as long as you feel good about yourself, you have members who like you and lust for you, and you are making money.....life is good.

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RE: To WTF with love

How can a host be self-promoting without using their Host name?

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RE: To WTF with love

Your point is taken but I was referring to this line that the "poetess" wrote above:

"You know well my screen name, baby, cause u were typing in the viewers forum i'm "ugly"

Clearly, somewhere in the viewers forum "someone" (whether it be her or, as I suggested, some besotted member) posted something about her, presumably saying something nice (I am sure you know the standard thing ... "just had a great vid session with blah-blah, and she is the BEST host ever blah blah blah"), and our friend WTF may have suggested she was less than good-looking. I would even go one step further and suggest that "poetess" and "QueenofLust" may well be one and the same ... she seems to have been the subject of a recent post in which WTF participated.

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RE: To WTF with love

There's advertising being done on a commercial porn site, you say? Women here are actually looking for whatever help they can to turn a buck?
Wow, imagine that. What gall, eh?
Seriously though, I have just a few simple questions for you, AlphaBeta: Why would that really offend you? How can you raltionalize that such a thing as your offense for that being deserving of personally offending a chathost in return? And how can you stomach being such a prick in the off-chance that, hey, you just might really not be altogether justified in being one?

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RE: To WTF with love

Firstly, I really am a prick and justified in my opinion that I am one. Secondly, advertising in these forums doesn't offend me at all, I am all for it ... what I was really getting at was that this "poetess" person, who is clearly a host, read something about herself in the "viewers only forum" (a misnomer if there ever was one) and I simply suggested she not read things in there if she doesn't wish to hear the opinions of other people ... yes, I used the word "opinions", because that is all they are, and as our good friend WTF has just said, the opinions of others count for nothing (yes, strangely enough, even mine!) ... it is an insecure person who is affected by the opinions of others ... IMHO ...

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RE: To WTF with love

Firstly, I have no trouble seeing that you can be a prick. I was just curious as to what it might be that actually sets the prick in you off. Specifically, I was wondering if you really see it justified to rake over some girl here for simply being here to do what the women principally come here to do.....So do you, or am I presuming too much?
Secondly, yes, I'm in total agreement....It's my wish and my very own opinion that others' opinions should never be let to adversely affect one's opinion of oneself. But knowing that not everyone is as secure in who they are as you seem to be in you, do you really not care anyway if you hurt someone else with the things that you say? Further, do you really feel okay with actually going out of your way in replying only to say purposely offensive things about someone based on what you only presume might be that same someone's or some other someone's intentions for posting in that forum in the first place?
Lastly, yeah, I hear you about the whole "viewers only forum" thing....That's nothing though. If you really want to rile yourself up about a slew of meaningless words, you should have yourself a read of the ettiquette portion of the CC privacy and behavior policy. Talk about bullshit.

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RE: To WTF with love

I do not recall saying anything offensive ... I merely stated the fact that if she were to stop reading things in the forum, them she herself would not be offended by what might or might not be said. I may not have said it in a very nice way and for that I am sorry.

I haven't actually read the ettiquette missive but I take your word that it is a bunch of meaningless rubbish ... maybe someday I will take a look. Oh, the prickness in me comes out when I least expect it and I have had to, on occasions, apologize most wholeheartedly later on. I am certainly most happy to do that to the "poetess" right now ... madam, I am sorry for being so off-handed earlier and making baseless suggestions regarding you possibly posting things (or having them posted) in the viewers forum. I just trust that WTF and Banana can learn a lesson from me and prostrate themselves humbly at your feet as I am doing.

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RE: To WTF with love

Do you mean to say that you and "A Banana" are, in fact, actually not one and the same? If not, a thousand oh-most-humble pardons I guess I then owe you.....Would it please you that I perform hara-kiri right here and now ,oh AlphaBeta?
BTW, for WTF reason would you presume that I'm wanting you to humble yourself to me anyway? Just took the opportunity to voice my own opinions and wonder aloud about a few things that struck my curiosity.
Be a prick, be proud of it.....Just don't be surprised if some people might treat you with a prickish manner too. And whether it's with a holier-than-thou attitude, or it really is just a matter of simple curiousity, don't be surprised if certain other people might wonder how it is that you don't seem to care much about the consequences of doing things that might genuinely hurt someone else. Presuming, of course, that you're that kind of "you".

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RE: To WTF with love

Your apology is accepted ... although it is sad to think that I have been likened to A Banana, I can see where you might have jumped to that conclusion since he can be as big a prick as me sometimes :)I have to say though that, despite his lack of decorum, sometimes he can be downright funny in some of his postings ... and yet at other times rather nasty ... a troubled character no doubt.

Anyway, I shall take your words to heart, turn over a new leaf and try to treat people with a little more sensitivity and thought ... damn, I might even turn gay!

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RE: To WTF with love

Yeah, trying to be decent is so gay whereas tearing up a woman's ego with catty disections of her appearance is so, like, alpha-male uber-manly, huh? If you're actually looking to turn gay, I say forget all the trouble of trying to be nice and go ahead and just take the shorter, easier route: Sharpen your nails, paint them pink, and go after every chance you can to take a disparaging swipe at the women here....You know, something kinda along the lines of what everyone's favorite friend seems to so enjoy doing:P
So I guess it's official then....With such a flatly and unambiguously stated denial, I suppose I should let go of the silly suspicion that you and "A Banana" are the same person. Well I'll be damned.
Too bad really....I was hoping for the opportunity to turn this thread around and tell you("you" meaning "A Banana", of course:P) that yeah, I enjoy your postings here very much....You're a funny son of a bitch alright. Subverting the crazier and more ridiculous or narrow-minded things that are said here with a bit of humor is very much appreciated:) For the life of me though I just don't get the kick you seem to get out of helping anyone else make some hosts here feel like shit(call me an idiot, but I've cottoned onto nothing as fas as that's concerned:P)
Anyway, take of my words anything you want......They really are just words afterall, if they mean nothing to you or you think them bullshit too, don't bother to give them a second thought:)

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RE: To WTF with love

ooooo, I can almost read between your lines ... are you suggesting that "our favorite friend here" may actually be gay??

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RE: To WTF with love

Sure, I suppose it's possible you could have read what I didn't say in that way.....Or if read another way, it might even have been possible for you to have suspected that I very possibly could have been suggesting that it's just as much bullshit to label a guy "gay" for being considerate as it is to label another guy straight simply for being a prick.

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RE: To WTF with love

anything is possible, that's what I have always been led to believe ... I have a question ... who exactly are you? ... strange as it may seem, "Anonymous" does not give too much away ... I wonder if perhaps YOU are our favorite yellow fruit??

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RE: To WTF with love

What a twist on things that possiblity would make for, eh?
Hell, why stop there though? What about the possibility that I might very well be not only "A Banana", but "WTF..." too?

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RE: To WTF with love

stranger things have happened ...

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RE: To WTF with love

And strange things keep happening still...

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RE: To WTF with love

well, I can categorically state that I have never, nor will I ever, post to this forum or any other as "Anonymous" ... one should always own up to their statements, whether they be good or bad. As to whether I would ever post here under an a different name, again, there is no point in doing that, therefore I never shall.

However, it is always nice to see my name in print, so thanks for the plugs guys.

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RE: To WTF with love

Firstly, may I ask how exactly one owe's up to the things they say on an internet forum? And if and when any such kind of owing up is actually due, what makes you think a person who posts anonymously is any less able to do so than someone who chooses to instead post pseudonymously?

Secondly, is that really not you, Mr McFeeley?

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RE: To WTF with love

ok, I fess up ... I am WTF, McFeeley, DM, Psy, gort, MasterTech, AlphaBeta, gete, A Poetess, ImNotYourFriend and Anonymous all rolled up in one giant Banana skin ... and I have been talking to myself here for the past 3 days and I LIKE IT!!

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RE: To WTF with love

Make such an over-the-top sarcastic admission and somehow it comes across as ridiculous to think there might be any truth to any part of that admission at all......It's funny sometimes how easily a person can play around with the truth, huh?
Seriously, if you don't mind me asking you to do so yet again, explain to me please what you meant about how "one should always own up to their statements"....I'm more curious than ever now to understand exactly what you meant by that.

But of course that's all really beside the point....Post here under any name you want, what I'm still most curious about is how you can find the nerve to be so callous with your words....Or, to be more exact myself, how it seems you have no qualms about actually seizing your opportunities to use your words not just insensitively, but rather with the intent of purposely being so hurtful.
If you choose to answer just one question honestly, please, I just gotta know.....How do you keep your conscience from eating away at you?

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RE: To WTF with love

I'm an uncaring asshole lacking maturity and conscience ... what can I say?

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RE: To WTF with love

If you say that's really all there is to it, I guess there's not much more I can say myself. I'm a little disappointed in the answer, I'll admit that. It has been interesting though....At least that's something.
Anyway, thanks for playing....Best of luck to you.......And truly, please, take care.

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RE: To WTF with love

I was kidding ... yes I have a conscience and yes I do care ... my criticism in the future shall be more of the constructive type and less of the destructive ... of course I also give praise and credit where it is due but no one seems to notice that and they tend to dwell on the negative aspects of my character ... guess that's human nature, so what can you do ...

Have fun here and maybe we'll spar again later ...

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RE: To WTF with love

lol... yeah, well, kidding or not, throw up your hands and call yourself nothing but an incorrigible asshole, and you didn't leave me with much more i could really say:P

for what it's worth, i've noticed and thought well of you for the better things you've said to others here.... and to those you've giving a ribbing to for saying something pointlessly unpleasant, i've appreciated that too....
if it seems i'm only of the mind that you really are nothing but an asshole, i want you to know that i'm really not... you're a hell of a funny guy, and if it wasn't for the fact that someone else seemed hurt by something you said, i wouldn't have said a single word to add to all this myself...

anyway, i think i've about reached my end here.... nigh about time for me to look elsewhere for maybe a little more real and *ahem* fruitful place to spread my own cheery brand of absurdity:P

good luck in finding a new sparring partner.. and oh yeah, if you ever have the occasion to commune with dr. heisenburg again, be sure to give him my regards... one ass man to another:P

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RE: To WTF with love

ok, i give in.... there's truth to the fact that posting anonymously leaves a person free(or more free, at least) from owning up and taking responsibility for the things that same person says, i admit that...
from the outset, i only started posting here with the occasional message.. none ever meant to rile anyone too much, and none ever meant to make someone else look too bad... to amuse myself and maybe a few people more was my only real intention... for that reason, and because i also had some crazy notion about how the ideas people express should be considered more for the merits of those words alone rather than who might be the one expressing them, i've always posted here anonymously...
you got to me though... because it was asked, and also because i feel kinda bad about being kind of an incessant prick to you, the name on this post is my actual screen name here... every anonymous post in this thread i take full resposibility for, and if i ever again feel the itch to post any messages here in the future, i'll be sure to use my screen name and take full responsibility for those too...
if you or anyone else who my have followed this thread is thinking me an asshole for the things i've said or how i said them, feel free to bomb my ccmail inbox with as many "get a life, loser" friendly hellos that you want... hell, maybe i deserve them..

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RE: To WTF with love

or you could stop reading her posts if you don't like them :)

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To Banana with love

Banana, Banana, you are cute
but my Dick is too big for your mouth!!!
;)
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RE: To Banana with love

no problem, let me open it up to half a centimeter and then you'll be fine :)

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RE: To Banana with love

Oooops, u wanna suck my Dick? You are welkome! Lol!

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RE: To Banana with love

welcome

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RE: To Banana with love

thank you very much ... my favorite passtime!

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RE: To Banana with love

You are allways welcome to suck my hot big Dick and to lick my ass!

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RE: To Banana with love

Good advice, If only we all could live our lives a little more nicely.
Treating someone else badly all for the sake of a joke, I wonder sometimes how it is that some people can do that without their conscience getting to them.

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RE: To Banana with love

"Treating someone else badly " - it is the same like when the same guy is offending u in the viewer's forum...

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RE: To Banana with love

It's the very same and exactly what I meant.

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RE: To Banana with love

The word is fucking - if you prefer not to say it then why not just miss the word out completely?

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RE: To Banana with love

Why u like when Banana is posting "SHEESHS" in the viewers forum about a nice girl????????????????

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new girl in town

There is a new girl to cc that i think is worth checking out. Sometimes she is a little shy but she is a wonderful host and very beautiful. I have been with her 2or 3 times now and each time is beter than the last. Her name is devilkarina, check her out , you wont be disappointed. I love you honey i hope you know who i am. Cant wait to see you again
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<<I have been with her 2or 3 times>>

You can't remember if you have been with her two or three times?!?

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RE: new girl in town

yes i remember it was three fantastic times

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RE: new girl in town

no thanks ... I am strictly of the old school where, even though you know it's a skanky ho that you are talking and watching debase themselves in video for $0.99/min, you don't actually want them to look like one.

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RE: new girl in town

YES!!!! Thank you Fan Head!! I've followed ur advise and.... u were right, I spent a hot and rare moment!!!
You Rock!!! Thank you. Great find,asswipe. Outstanding !! WOW!!! Wow!!! Yes

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To bad for you . this host is far from a skanky ho like you describe her. She is one of the prettiest host here, her pictures are a little deceiving. Maybe you need to see her b4 you form an opinion of someone as sweet as she is.

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of course, how remiss of me

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RE: new girl in town

Non-adult.....ugh....I puked a bit in my mouth....

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good call ...

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Lucky, Lucky, Lucky

Well it is that time of year again,
10 of my lucky viewers will receive free hand made purses,
each containing one pair of my undergarments.
The underpants can be a great addition to a coffee table, make a wonderful hat or simply a way to breath in the essence of Chuck anytime you need it. Enjoy my special treat to you my fans, as much as I enjoy you! Hugs!!!!
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RE: Lucky, Lucky, Lucky

I don't really have any use for a purse, but my old cap is getting pretty worn?!
Bravo for your generosity.

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RE: Lucky, Lucky, Lucky

How grand, Finally I must say to you Mr. Chuck, that you always sound so friendly, and seem wise in the ways of love.
I have learned much by applying your wisdom that i have read.
Your are tender like an undercooked steak, but yet hard like a decomposed raccoon left to melt into the pavement on a hot summer day. I hope I can obtain the encyclopedia of love knowledge that you posess. One day I will share your magic knowledge with my wife and three mistresses. Thank You Great One.
Maurice

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RE: Lucky, Lucky, Lucky

hey i wanna meet u, here is my email address shortshit69@hotmail.com
send me an email!!!

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RE: Lucky, Lucky, Lucky

Hi Honey.
You are SO handsome in archive photos. When will you be online?

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RE: Happy Birthday 19 Alexia!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations!!! I hope the journey theough the third decade of life holds many nice moments and pleasant surprises!!

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RE: Happy Birthday 19 Alexia!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i missed your birthday, but i hope you had fun
(K)

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Big Family:-))

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, ''Ma'am,'' he said, ''do all these children and this luggage belong to you?''
''Yes, sir,'' my mother said with a sigh, ''they're all mine.''

The customs agent began his interrogation: ''Ma'am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?''

''Sir,'' she calmly answered, ''if I'd had any of those items, I would have used them by now.''
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Strawberry Rain


" My wife Puddin said, "I know you won't use this strawberry
stuff."

We were in Dallas Texas.
I was to speak at a convention the next morning.

Puddin showed me a can of "Strawberry Rain" shaving cream.
The Strawberry Rain was among several other items in the hotel
bathroom. Hotels often leave free shampoo, conditioner, lotion,
and also in this room, Strawberry Rain shaving cream.

It had a red top and looked all fruity. She figured it was far
too silly looking for me to seriously use to shave with. She
knew that I had my standard masculine smelling shaving gel.

"Let me look at it," I replied.

I looked at the ingredients then oozed a little in my hand.
The strong fruit flavor instantly hit my nose and the red color
of the shaving cream made a nice pink lather.

The Strawberry Rain is used up now. I kept the can in my travel
bag. Whenever I shaved on the road, it was with Strawberry Rain.

I explained to Puddin why I used what she thought would be a
silly shaving cream.

The world is so serious.
So much stuff.
So much pomp and circumstance.
So prim and proper.

Often so stiff.

Sometimes it's just good to stop and smell the...

...strawberries.

Each time I look at my face covered in pink foam, it reminds me
to loosen up.

With all of life's challenges, sometimes life isn't a bowl of
cherries...

it's a face full of strawberries. "
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Still giving us nice posts Psy :) Thank you

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Olympics

Sweden - Czech Republic 7-3 (2-1, 4-2, 1-0) :-((
Finland - Russia 4-0 (1-0, 2-0, 1-0)
Northern final. Will be a great match.
Go Finland for gold!:PP
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USA #1!

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and u r the best girl in petersburg olesya !! :-PPPPPP

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and the winner is..... SWEDEN!!!! :)))))

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man forced to marry goat

I thought this was very funny http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, goats are far inferior to sheep when it comes to screwing ... and if it had been a sheep, the owner would have never known because (a) sheep don't make very much noise when you fuck them and (b) they never kiss and tell. The goat was probably just so happy that someone had taken the time to slip it a hot meat injection that it decided to tell the world ...

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Fecking brilliant......

Wonder if his mother forgave him for such an act! lmao

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va?

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Don't knock it until you try it!!!

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Is that a joke?

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Nothing on BBC is a joke :p

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Either...just bring them both here.......closer :D

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I never wish........... just dream..........

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the goat's certainly did ...

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RE: how do i use my phone connection

Pick up the reciever and dial

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Good idea!

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u'r funny:))

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.......Gay....lol

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become female

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and stop sucking balls

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I Like Your Thinking:-))

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
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No, not yet, but pssssssssst, watching ice hockey:PP

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Bra Sizes, Revised

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!
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Hahaha
Damn, you could write down again Kris...let me try:PPPP
Holtzemfromfloppen:PP

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Aussie Slang

Aeroplane blonde:
One who has bleached or dyed her hair but still has a black box.

Arvo:
Short for afternoon.

Aussie kiss:
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

Aussie salute:
Brushing away flies with the hand.

Badly packed kebab:
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

Bail out:
Depart, usually angrily.

Bail (somebody) up:
To corner somebody physically.

Balls-up: ?
Mistake.

Barbie:
Barbecue (noun).

Barney:
A fight.

Barrack:
To cheer on (football team, etc.).

Battler:
Someone working hard and just barely making a living.

Beaut, beauty:
Great, fantastic.

Beaver leaver:
A homosexual (male)

Beer coat:
The invisible, but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.

Beer compass:
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though youre too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where youve come from.

Beer scooter:
The ability to get home after a night out on the booze and not remember it i.e. I dont even remember getting home last night, I must have caught the beer scooter.

Bib and tucker:
Best clothing. When youre in your bib and tucker youre dressed to the nines.

Big-note oneself:
Brag, boast.

Bikkie:
Biscuit (also it cost big bikkies it was expensive).

Billabong:
An oxbow river or watering hole.

Billy:
Large tin can used to boil water over a campfire for tea.

Bities:
Biting insects.

Bitzer:
Mongrel dog (bits of this and bits of that).

Bizzo:
Business. (Mind your own bizzo.)

Black stump, beyond the:
A long way away, the back of nowhere.

Bloke:
Man, guy.

Bloody:
Very (bloody hard yakka).

Bloody oath!:
Thats certainly true.

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Bloody! :D

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Throw some more shrimp on the barbie!

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XXX = Beer

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F*ck Off
W*nker
C*nt
Pr*ck
T*sser

More to follow once I start driving...... lol

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You left out an X ,member
It's spelt "FOUREX" Simbolized by "XXXX" :-)

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i would love to go to higher price, but i find i have great time in lower price frequently. i only go .50 - 1.00 range. i would easily get into trouble spending long time at higher price, and frequently lose track of time if i am having fun. i therefore don't go to higher price often, and if i do, i don't stay long.

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I prefer 1.00 or below, but I sometimes go 1.50 or higher. It depends if I like the girl or not (personality and how beautiful she is). It also depends on the quality of her cam. If I see the quality of the cam is very bad, I will usually leave early and never come back unless I really really like the girl. If the quality of the cam is excellent, I don't mind spending a little more and I usually stay longer.


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Nowadays I normally stay with hosts with rates $1.00 or less. I do not just go in and out of video for a quick but like to chat for a while and I can do this more comfortably at those rates. I have occasionally ventured outside this range and found that at higher prices the hosts cam and connection speed may be better but the quality of the show may not be.
I do not accept that there is a link between a hosts price and self respect. I think this is only in the minds of a few higher priced hosts.
Self respect is determined by a hosts attitude to performing on CC. A host who basically hates doing this but tells herself "I will do it because I am earning $2.00 a minute not $0.60" probably still does not really respect herself.
I do not consider the fact that a host works on here any reason to respect her less as a person.

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Strictly only under 1$. I adore girls, who appreciate member's money and dont think, that members are their "milking cows". I can respect girls attitudes more, who have lower prices. Girls who have higher price usually (of course not all of them, but usually) are conceited and usually dont respect their members as well (phoning, care only with money, do shows in one2one only, etc.) like lower priced girls do. Earlier i had shows with higher priced girls, but no thanks, not instant action (and overrated) girls again.

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Well, one host, I'm not really sure. Let me think about it some more.

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Personally, i look at pics, then read bio, if i look, then i will, look at price, if unnder 1.00, then i will go and talk to, in free chat, if she seems like woman i will enjoy time with, then i will negotiote a prv, amount so we can talk and play. i dont believe in playing games with the 121, better to say what i want, and if she agree's then i do a private, and she gives me password, but foremost is the conversation, if that isnt thjere, then neither will be the video

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Hi all

Ladies I need an opinion lol. I've met this girl, she's like 2 hours train journey away from me, goes to college, I go to uni. 2.5 years age difference, she is 18 I am 20.5 lol. We've only been chatting like over a week, often or not til very late in the morning like 4am lol. I met her today.

Kinda had a mini date. Bought her some of her favourite flowers before I met her in town :) met up, walked around her town for a lil while before going to the cinema lol. Watching the film we held hands, cuddled, did the couples resting their heads against each other thing lol etc.

Thing is, she gave me her Diary spanning a year or so back. She wanted me to read it to know more about her and her past etc. The diary is HUGE! a good 2 inches thick hard back book lol that's almost full up.

My question is, how sincere do you think she is about pursuing a relationship with me? I've just finished reading her diary... I'm guessing I must have come across maybe 18 guys names who she has 'fallen in love with, had crushes on, gone out with, still has crushes on'. Ok, she is a nice girl and before anyone says anything no she didn't sleep with any of them. There were entries from some of her male friends/ex's/crushes.... some of them were 'questionable' to be polite.

Ladies, if you were to give your diary to a guy you like who you have only known for a week, would you if it had a range of notes about ex's and even comments by ex's in your diary?

I'm kinda confused because she says she really likes me... we cuddled a lot in the cinema etc, yet she has had so many crushes and 'loved ones' that I am wondering if it is fair of me to add myself to her list... especially if she still likes another guy... or two. I think she falls in love quite easily and has been let down by an ex so... eh... help.
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so you've known her all of a little more than a week and after your single, first date, you're already questioning yourself about what her intentions toward you might be? ...it's obvious that she likes you, and for now, just knowing that should be enough... it seems a bit early to be considering wanting or expecting anything exclusive, if that's what you're thinking about...
she sounds cool though... not many people are so open and forthcoming about such things so soon, for that alone i'd say she's worth at least a few more "mini dates" just for the sake of curiosity to see what she might do next and where it all might lead;)
anyway, she's only a 2 hour train ride away.. i say give it time, see her a few times more, and talk as often as you the two of you can stand each other... at the very least, give it another week before you start making wedding plans:P

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Give it a shot, dude. You never know if you'll be the one to break the mold, or if she'll redefine everything for you as well. You sometimes find the best things in unexpected places. Just keep your eyes open.

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to the moron - male viewers opinions welcome!

She's a child and so are you. Why rush this thing? Thank her for the read and never mention it again. You fucking live "next door" to her youi have lots of time to take it slow.

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If she gives u her diary it means she likes u a lot - she wanna trust u 100 % and she believes u r the same person like her. She wanna be more close to u and she is complitely sincere in her action. Yes she is a bit naive but it is not a big deal it could changed after some experiance. Don't dissappoint her, Mr T. It seems u hit the jackpot with her! Just try to learn to be more romantic as she needs may be and ask her how she feels frequently. She needs yr attention! You need to be more trustful so try to believe in her just like she das. Have a nice relationship :). Kathy

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who cares

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heh, thanks guys :)

Just to clarify something, I'm not in it for the sex or just to 'feck' lol :P

I like her a lot hehe, I'm just wondering why at such an early stage of the relationship she would give her diary to me to read lol

I'm gonna visit her again in a few weeks when she gets back from her holiday :) she wanted me to write something in her diary lol, I gotta write something nice :) reading it made me a lil sad as it seems that her past serious bf let her down a lot :(

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There are are many possible reasons why she gave you her diary but also there may be none. Although in my experience it is very unusual for a girl to let any guy read her diary, as there are entries from ex-bf's in there it is clearly something she has done before so it may just be "something she does". I suggest you don't make too much of it, at least in your own mind and attitude to her. Girls around 16-17 develop crushes very easily but often these only last a few days or even hours so don't think too much about the number of guys she seems to have fallen in and out of love with. Just enjoy finding more about her personality from your chats and meetings. And if for whatever reason it doesn't work out for you try to break up gently, especially as she has been let down in the past.

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....and how did that work out for you?

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Sexual Olympics:-))

A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.

"Why not gold?"

"Because I want you to come second for once!"
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