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Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before
he died, he said to his wife,

"When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well,
he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
ready ! to close the casket, the wife said,

"Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled
it away.
So her friend said,

"Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied,

"Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check.

If he can cash it, he can spend it!"
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RE: Obedient Wife

omg wisest women ever :)

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RE: Obedient Wife

Good one Austin. loool

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RE: Obedient Wife

there was one important thing she forgot to mention, she didn't sign the check.

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Simple Reminders...

One of the hardest lessons in life is letting go. Whether it’s guilt, anger, love, loss, or betrayal. Change is never easy. We fight to hold on and we fight to let go.
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RE: Simple Reminders...

mmm, one step further is to ignore guilt, anger, etc and the persons who provoqued it to you. Isn't ignoring somebody an harder way than expressing negative attitudes towards him/her?

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RE: Simple Reminders...

ignoring somebody is the hardest punishment that you can impose on them. on the same hand, the seed of ignoring in ur soul is the hardest punishment you self impose.

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it's about here

the best of the best, you will fit in.
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RE: it's about here

hey coach, I will fit in, i'm cute, Irresistible, smart, and have a lot of knowledge and experiences, how much more then you need.

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SLAVE

Are owned by the beautiful goddess Divine GIA
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RE: SLAVE

I think probably no one really cares, and if you think they do . . . well . . . think again.

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People, what do you think if a girl hangs out with mostly guys?

I think they prefer the company they are in, only becomes a problem when people start falling for each other, now that shit is not pretty, I've been through it a few times.
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RE: People, what do you think if a girl hangs out with mostly guys?

From the other side: most of the hosts know pretty damned well what a man likes to hear. And that's not a banter for them, the thing that counts is $$$$$$

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RE: People, what do you think if a girl hangs out with mostly guys?

whats love got to do with it, tina turner

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RE: People, what do you think if a girl hangs out with mostly guys?

ha ha, me too

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So Sensitive..

Stop embarrassing yourselves here... So touchy and personal, No one is here by mistake.
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RE: So Sensitive..

don;t get so personal and all torn up in it, life to short to worry about it.

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RE: So Sensitive..

I am just looking for the bar.

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RE: So Sensitive..

Ahhh, that's real...Relax and take notes to SL comment.

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coming to a room near you

looking for my best of the best, do you fit in.
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RE: coming to a room near you

hey coach, are you looking for some male models, i'm sexy and I know it.

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RE: coming to a room near you

hey oldstuff, I been compared to you by someone, come to chat room when you can, I will tell you more.

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RE: coming to a room near you

Well young man if you were, get out while you can before you come to old and become a life longer like me and a few more here, In another case I do need a clone, time is near to an ending.

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Simple Reminders...

The worst lies are the ones we tell ourselves. The worst verbal abuse comes from our own tongue. The most negative influence is the devil on our own shoulder. The cruelest judge is the one staring back in the mirror...
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Simple Reminders...

No one has the right to judge you, because no one really knows what you have been through. They might have heard the stories, but they didn't feel what you felt in your heart.

AJ, this is for you sweet heart.
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RE: Simple Reminders...

B-) thats the view

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Simple Reminders...

Three thing that we can learn from a pencil:
1. pain sharpens you.
2. everything you do, leaves a mark.
3. whats inside you is useful, not whats outside.
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and if you don't keep the pencil lead sharpen, you won't get the point.

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and it's always good to have lead in your pencil.

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and its all meaningful, only if u use pencil....
come on guys.....

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Simple Reminders....

Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you
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RE: Simple Reminders....

does this mean we shouldn't trust u as u lied to us saying ur going to take a break for a couple months yesterday? :p

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RE: Simple Reminders....

:D never trust hades... but yes. dont ask for the reason. the project got shifted for 2017. so back to my boring mundane life.

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RE: Simple Reminders....

Oh c'mon Shy that's too simple.

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atleast, i came back as myself rather than making a new name for 2 months..

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hahaha true that :p
and glad ur still around haddy :)

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now that is another lie

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RE: new;)

welcome to cc Mansy121 and wish you the best and many exciting videos to come.

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FOR MANS.....

https://vimeo.com/90967649#at=6
https://vimeo.com/110258789
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RE: FOR MANS.....

erotic

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RE: FOR MANS.....

Thanks for sharing. I don't really like his editing style, too many fast cuts & it gives me a headache to watch all the way through. So I just hit <<<<<pause>>>>> :)

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RE: FOR MANS.....

babedollxx check out: Goldcheaper - Get The Age (Explicit)
(youtube.com/watch?v=r_5rxsttXVs)

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RE: FOR MANS.....

Good one AustinPP, thats one of my favorite photographer

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RE: FOR MANS.....

agree very erotic, reminds me of SwedishGoddess

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Yawn

Just sayin
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RE: Yawn

everywhere

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Who will it be?

If you could sit on this bench and talk for 1 hour with anyone, who would it be?

https://www.facebook.com/HigherPerspective/photos/pb.488353241197000.-2207520000.1424578497./919111684787818/?type=3&theater
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RE: Who will it be?

For me, it would be my aunt in whose shadows i grew to be what i am today. :) anytime anyday. can forgo anything to see this if it is to happen :)

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RE: Who will it be?

God cause hes being such a a pain. Polar Vortex, Higgs Boson, Dark matter, fibonacci numbers and patters, h pylori , angst, anger, envy and so on. its just mind boggling ... to lil me that is :))

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RE: Who will it be?

with myself :))

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RE: Who will it be?

Mousie, if I bring a well filled picnic basket along, wouldn't you allow me on that bench?

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RE: Who will it be?

I would know with whom, Hades, and I hope she knows it too :-))))

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RE: Who will it be?

My mum, to let her know how sorry I am for being a difficult child and to let her know how much I loved and admired her and still do.

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RE: Who will it be?

Maybe I will reveal this at anna ppropriate time... ;-)

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RE: Who will it be?

My dear SecretEternity) I would like it;)

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RE: Who will it be?

Ok, forget the maybe... ;-)

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RE: Who will it be?

much better now, Mr;))

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RE: Who will it be?

interesting read guys! only few spoke their mind :)

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Simple Reminders...

live simply.
give greatly.
expect little.
appreciate all.
assume nothing.
love extravagantly.
simple ingredients for a meaningful, passionate & fulfilling life.
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middle class mantras :)). Many of us have so much but still theres an inner void that gets us to do weird ssshit like hot yoga lol.

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never about the socio class divisions Squirrel. its difficult to be but not difficult to try. just a reminder what we can be.

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2015 Academy Awards

Who do you predict; My predictions below are:
Best Picture:The Grand Budapest Hotel
Best Actor: Bradley Cooper, American Sniper
Best Actress: Julianne Moore, Still Alice
Animated Feature Film: The Boxtrolls
Actor in a Supporting Role: Robert Duvall, The Judge
Actress in a Supporting Role: Emma Stone, Birdman
Best Song: "Glory" from Selma. Music and Lyric by John Stephens and Lonnie Lynn
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not sure just yet on the others but best picture will be, American Sniper

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RE: 2015 Academy Awards

If Hollywood can suck it's self off it will, after all they gave a best picture award to "Argo" over both "Lincoln" & "Zero Dark Thirty". Why bother these events are a joke.

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Ivd watched most of the movies that are nominated and so far my favorite ones would be the imitation game and grand hotel budapest..unfortunetly i am pretty sure from previous awarding that Boyhood which is absolute crap in terms of everything ,will take pretty much all there is to take .

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Best Actor Micheal Keaton in Birdman, very sexy

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RE: 2015 Academy Awards

The Imitation Game (Best Picture)

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Best Picture, Birdman

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RE: 2015 Academy Awards

well that would had been my second choice

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Simple Reminders...

There are two kinds of people in the world: Givers and Takers; Takers may eat better, but the Givers sleep better.
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what about the third kind of people, I don't fit either one.

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you got to fit into either of these. if u dont, it means, u are yet to understand urself beter.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Givers and Takers; Takers may eat better, but the Givers sleep better.
Sorry, you both are wrong, there is another kind of person and I think it fits me.
"Hustlers"

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"People who are forced to use their Brains to make it in this world.
They outsmart the smart, cunning, and has streetsmarts. They know how to get money and is skilled at doing it to. Also they can be so sly that they can sell you stuff you don't need. "

Sounds more like takers.

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I sleep worse when I am giving, unless if I am giving the bird.

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Joke of the season

I'm dressed up as an handsome prince, and I have a white horse: am I ready for carnevalentine now?
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That is not the only thing you dress up as. ;-)

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RE: Old Stuff.

I can vouch for him, becoming one of his friends here at cc, he does seem forgetful sometimes.

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RE: Old Stuff.

Maybe cos you are scary and frighten him, Zana :P

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RE: Old Stuff.

????

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RE: Old Stuff.

Q) who is he? A) a member
Q) why is he avoiding u? A) coz he's smart

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RE: Old Stuff.

imshy, hahaha... He told me one time that you tried to stick something in his butt. On the other hand maybe that was someone else talking about a fetish girl. :-P

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RE: Old Stuff.

I'm the man from the sea and howl like a wolf and of course I am smart. Have a great day Roxy and no xSensual I might be old, but I'm not blind, Wayne is a friend and I'm not going to take advantage of him, by the way xSensual are you single.

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RE: Old Stuff.

hahaha... I know I am just joking around :-D

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RE: Old Stuff.

Strange... when u were out, it was OldStuff who was making more inquiry on you...

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RE: Old Stuff.

very simple its a subtle attempt at self promotion

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RE: Old Stuff.

Good grief there young hippy hopper son of Jorel what if it is was about self promotion why would that bother you, promotion is good for everyone, I have had several over my life time and I'm sure that this host (AlwaysZana) doesn't need any,she is a very smart, beautiful and sweet young lady, anyhow it wasn't not about (self-promotion) as you call it, I can tell you it's about a dream I had in my life time that brings back great memories I had here.

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RE: Old Stuff.

your welcome my little chiki-di

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OK so much

,,,,about the story to tell about your favorite house.....what do you want to chat about
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RE: OK so much

didnt you leave a CC already?

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RE: OK so much

no, wasn't me, I'm not ready to leave here just yet, I'm finding it very entertaining.

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RE: OK so much

where did you go?

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RE: OK so much

do you 2 fight a lot

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RE: OK so much

most brothers do, gosh I can remember my brothers how we use to tangle and fight some, I surely do missed them, maybe someday I will meet them again in the next life and pick up were we left off.

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RE: OK so much

if they are really brothers and not the same person .

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RE: OK so much

sorry mate, not the same

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RE: OK so much

dont believe it

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RE: OK so much

Whatever, do I really care if you believe it, sounds like you have some kind of problem in trusting and believing people.

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RE: OK so much

hey Seth, you reckon we can get our 3 other brothers to join, well at least 1 more of them.

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Simple Reminders....

You'll end up really disappointed if you think people will do for you as you do for them. Not everyone has the same heart as you.
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RE: life

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger (Nietzsche)

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DivineGia

She is so beautiful and seductive. I am hypnotised by her wonderful teasing. I will become addicted to her. xx
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