General Forum
RE: Have a great weekend everybody!
Indeed. What we enjoy the most, always seems to be gone all to quickly.
As a rather sharp man once said:
"Sit on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Talk to a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute."
He would have loved cc! :)
As a rather sharp man once said:
"Sit on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Talk to a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute."
He would have loved cc! :)
RE: Just switched categories and offer HiLo now!
good for you. you might try telling your regular members. self advertisement in the forums is frown upon and probably wont help you.
RE: Just switched categories and offer HiLo now!
That person may not care, but this is a forum, self advertisement or otherwise, you have A RIGHT to post what you wish. Besides. you are selling yourself, as every sales person in every industry does, if everyone else can advertise, WHY CANT YOU? Good luck hun and I hope you get to play alot :)
RE: trip wanted
This is great...an unattached, attractive, sharp woman...openly giving all the big talkers and story tellers a chance to literally put their money where their mouth is. If the lady gets her trip, it will give great validity to several previous posts. If not...well. Hey, I'm quite sure Some of those posts are true. It will just be very interesting to see what happens here, if anything. Take care, everyone.
RE: trip wanted
if a host wants to spend some time with a guy in real and she wants her trip to be paid by him, then she is an escort , low life etc, if she just stays and works here without dating then she is a bitch who just want to drain ur credit card, if she really falls in love with a guy here then she is soo stupid because she should see this as a business just or she is lying that she is in love with u just to get ur $$. Its so easy to judge others.. and must be sad to not know what u really want in life and go for it. I guess the ideal host for u guys would be a host who will fall in love with u, meet u and pay for all including her trip, and do video chat with u for free too haha. Keep on dreaming guys , that will never happen. Lol
RE: trip wanted
"I guess the ideal host for u guys would be a host who will fall in love with u, meet u and pay for all including her trip, and do video chat with u for free too haha. Keep on dreaming guys , that will never happen. Lol"
What???? It will never happen? Dammit!~
What???? It will never happen? Dammit!~
RE: trip wanted
You guys should loosen up, live and let live, it's not like she doing anything antisocial like spitting, swearing or pissing on the street and she certainly isn't stealing or vandalising someone else property.
This may or may not be the best place to seek a paying travelling companion but instead of throwing bricks at her you would be better off just ignoring it if your not interested or ccmailing her if you are interested.
As some fella once said, let those without sin cast the first stone.
i know i don't fall into that category.
This may or may not be the best place to seek a paying travelling companion but instead of throwing bricks at her you would be better off just ignoring it if your not interested or ccmailing her if you are interested.
As some fella once said, let those without sin cast the first stone.
i know i don't fall into that category.
RE: trip wanted
My partner and I are going to Madeira in August for 10 days. We'd pay for your trip and expenses if you will be our sub slut for 5-6 hours every day during the stay. You must be able to deep throat, take it anally, have good breasts that can be tied up, manage a bit of pain, and light verbal and physical abuse! No permanent marks will be left on your body, only light bruising if you bruise easily.
It's a serious offer! Message if interested.
It's a serious offer! Message if interested.
RE: trip wanted
I am really surprized by the responses ... mine is "why not" ... next step is a few simple e-mails
I want to chat with a girl in instant action!
Yes I know this is the instant hardcore category, but I just want to talk. I can't help it if I'm an asshole. I have passive aggressive behavior disorder. I'm just a total asshat. And oh , I'm also a mangina. All hosts are perfect and are incapable of ever doing any wrong.
Just shoot me!
Just shoot me!
RE: I want to chat with a girl in instant action!
Maxwell's silver hammer came down on her head!
RE: I want to chat with a girl in instant action!
this thread will probably generate alot of abuse from other members towards u, but at the end of the day, you're paying the hosts, i doubt they will care that much! If they do, find another.
RE: I want to chat with a girl in instant action!
instant action leads to a very relaxing time after..we can chat about anything until we go..straight to numer 2:))
What PMS Really Stands For
What PMS Really Stands For
13. Psychotic Mood Shift
12. Pack My Stuff
11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
10. Perpetual Munching Spree
9. Puffy Mid-Section
8. People Make Me Sick
7. Provide Me with Sweets
6. Pardon My Sobbing
5. Pimples May Surface
4. Pass My Sweatpants
3. Pissy Mood Syndrome
2. Plainly Men Suck
And The Number One Is:
1. Pass My Shotgun
13. Psychotic Mood Shift
12. Pack My Stuff
11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
10. Perpetual Munching Spree
9. Puffy Mid-Section
8. People Make Me Sick
7. Provide Me with Sweets
6. Pardon My Sobbing
5. Pimples May Surface
4. Pass My Sweatpants
3. Pissy Mood Syndrome
2. Plainly Men Suck
And The Number One Is:
1. Pass My Shotgun
RE: What PMS Really Stands For
i had a good laughter with the joke but what you share this is now far too personal information for all us public guys. keep your privates in your host forums will you?
keep it a j-o-k-e. no need for personal details and descriptions plz. so in this sense one more:
'why do women call it pms?
because mad cow disease was already taken'
keep it a j-o-k-e. no need for personal details and descriptions plz. so in this sense one more:
'why do women call it pms?
because mad cow disease was already taken'
Sorry Folks
My last several posts have been rather testily posted. I'm in a pissy mood for several reasons today and not feeling like taking shit off of anybody. Please accept my apologies. By the way, if I have taken shit from anyone, I'll gladly give it back to you. ;)
RE: Sorry Folks
How can a member block another members comments from invading my computer monitor when I look at the cc forum?
RE: Sorry Folks
LIG, you can't post something like that, you ought to know. It attracts flies.
RE: Indianhost
I understood OSC's comment to mean the Cleveland, Ohio, baseball team is called the Cleveland Indians. Their team logo is a caricature of a Native American with the name of Chief Wahoo. Many Native Americans as well as non-Native Americans feel that this logo is an inappropriately racist logo and should be discontinued.
RE: Indianhost
Hey, if you didn't know, it's understandable you might think that of what was said.
RE: Indianhost
Many Native Americans as well as non-Native Americans feel the pride and esteem of being chosen to represent the cities sports team is a great honor.
i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
1) i prefer middle age or older (not younge) coz younge always say HI BB SHOW PUSSY I HORNY.:))and usualy not mature enought to talk with... 2) dont like arrogant and greedy . who think if they pay we,hosts, must go on kneesand say thx all our life... remember Also one man after spend 14$ on me said me. ohh you going holidays on MY MONEY !poor babe didnt knew that my hols cost like his month salary.. hmm think its all:)
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
Again with the "real" man conversation...
To me, a real man and one that is in human form, not in a computer screen. Just like a "real" girlfriend would be the same ( and preferably free) .
I myself prefer older men. 35+ (ish) In real life. I hate the term BB and think if you can't even form the word baby, you should step away from the computer an punch yourself.
And 14$ and you are going on holiday? Sounds like that guy needs to be bitch slapped. I couldnt go to the gas station with 14$ without being looked at funny. Hun, if someone is giving you shit over 14$, tell him to keep his change and hit the bricks because you deserve BETTER. This may be a porn site but everyone deserves a certain level of RESPECT.
Just keep doing what you do and ignore the ignorance of others.
To me, a real man and one that is in human form, not in a computer screen. Just like a "real" girlfriend would be the same ( and preferably free) .
I myself prefer older men. 35+ (ish) In real life. I hate the term BB and think if you can't even form the word baby, you should step away from the computer an punch yourself.
And 14$ and you are going on holiday? Sounds like that guy needs to be bitch slapped. I couldnt go to the gas station with 14$ without being looked at funny. Hun, if someone is giving you shit over 14$, tell him to keep his change and hit the bricks because you deserve BETTER. This may be a porn site but everyone deserves a certain level of RESPECT.
Just keep doing what you do and ignore the ignorance of others.
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
" I hate the term BB and think if you can't even form the word baby, you should step away from the computer an punch yourself."
A minor point, but oh do I agree :) Just to start with, a bb is a small round pellet that shoots out of an air gun. Plus, we're talking about 2 whole extra letters for god's sake. Third, in my case at least, my first name is very evident. Fourth, I'm definitely not...a baby in any sense of the word.
I've had countless great sessions in spite of this of course...it's certainly Not life or death...but it Is a bit annoying.
Just caught my attention to see someone else actually mention it. Not surprising it came from an experienced host who also happens to be quite sharp.
Later. Have a great one everybody :)
A minor point, but oh do I agree :) Just to start with, a bb is a small round pellet that shoots out of an air gun. Plus, we're talking about 2 whole extra letters for god's sake. Third, in my case at least, my first name is very evident. Fourth, I'm definitely not...a baby in any sense of the word.
I've had countless great sessions in spite of this of course...it's certainly Not life or death...but it Is a bit annoying.
Just caught my attention to see someone else actually mention it. Not surprising it came from an experienced host who also happens to be quite sharp.
Later. Have a great one everybody :)
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
Well..two letters they save..then they save time..and money..maybe thats why they write BB...
i prefer to write words like babe, dear, sweety to the host.... I also want to make the host feel good about herself.
i prefer to write words like babe, dear, sweety to the host.... I also want to make the host feel good about herself.
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
Saving time and money I certainly understand, though in this case, it has to be negligable. I type baby in under a second...even hunt and peck method using one finger, two seconds tops. Also better as a host, to just step up your game a notch, and actually use the person's name, if it's known. That personalizes the experience to some degree, and at the very least, shows you're paying attention. Either way though, still kind of...a minor point. :)
I'm also always nice to hosts, and will sometimes use an affectionate term, though in most cases, I will call them by name if I know it.
I'm also always nice to hosts, and will sometimes use an affectionate term, though in most cases, I will call them by name if I know it.
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
Very good point so glad you were allowed to make it.
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
The only thing worse than BB is y'all.
If everyone who used this ultimate form of stupid laziness as part of their everyday vocabulary was at the next use to explode in a screaming ball of backwards, chicken-fried, hillbilly shit, we could watch the world grow more intelligent in real time like watching in reverse the stop motion photography playback of a flower blooming into life from the dry, brittle moment of its sun-choked, water-deprived death.
If everyone who used this ultimate form of stupid laziness as part of their everyday vocabulary was at the next use to explode in a screaming ball of backwards, chicken-fried, hillbilly shit, we could watch the world grow more intelligent in real time like watching in reverse the stop motion photography playback of a flower blooming into life from the dry, brittle moment of its sun-choked, water-deprived death.
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
And if you got teens kickin around your vid.. you might wanna let CC know about it.
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
That was a great story, I actually did lol. :) Just amazing...so many men are really like that. Wow...I bought you a chicken dinner, so you definitely owe me sex.
Yeah, but they forgot the sauce, so I guess you only get a blow-job...wait my chicken was a bit burned, so you don't get jack. Too funny.
Just crazy that it's true...soo many absoloute jag-offs out there.
Yeah, but they forgot the sauce, so I guess you only get a blow-job...wait my chicken was a bit burned, so you don't get jack. Too funny.
Just crazy that it's true...soo many absoloute jag-offs out there.
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
sex for meal)))hahaha) what will be if he buy car or something else)) you will his slave)
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
Age does not always mean anything...it is the person ....a younger male can be just as mature and respectful as an older male...just like an older male can be immature and disrespectful like some younger males are.
I am just appreciative when a respectful person comes along and treats me like a person...those are the ones that I am more open with and do more with.
Older guys also say "Hi BB.I horny show Pussy"..
On here, a host can put in her profile that she does not do video with anyone under a certain age..altho not all take the time to read profiles.......when someone that is 18 to about 24 comes to my room and acts immature, I usually say no thank you to doing a video and suggest he find another host. But then I do that with any member who acts immature or treats me like dirt.
I have found that the younger guys do tend to think they are God's gift to women, don't know how to talk respectfully to a female and that we should drop to our knees and kiss the ground they walk on...but then I have also had older men that do the same thing.
Yes over 18 is legal...however does not mean mature.
Someone who only spends $14 is not a problem as it all adds up, it is the attitude that goes along with that $14 is the problem.
I go to the gas station with $14 and not get looked odd at ....mind you I have my gas can to get gas for my lawn mower loool.
I am just appreciative when a respectful person comes along and treats me like a person...those are the ones that I am more open with and do more with.
Older guys also say "Hi BB.I horny show Pussy"..
On here, a host can put in her profile that she does not do video with anyone under a certain age..altho not all take the time to read profiles.......when someone that is 18 to about 24 comes to my room and acts immature, I usually say no thank you to doing a video and suggest he find another host. But then I do that with any member who acts immature or treats me like dirt.
I have found that the younger guys do tend to think they are God's gift to women, don't know how to talk respectfully to a female and that we should drop to our knees and kiss the ground they walk on...but then I have also had older men that do the same thing.
Yes over 18 is legal...however does not mean mature.
Someone who only spends $14 is not a problem as it all adds up, it is the attitude that goes along with that $14 is the problem.
I go to the gas station with $14 and not get looked odd at ....mind you I have my gas can to get gas for my lawn mower loool.
RE: i prefer members REAL men... NOT teens
Aha holiday) i am going for you money in Kurshavel))
Real versus Fantasy
If a member has had bad luck in love, why is it that he cannot look for love wherever he can find it. Yes, this is a cam site, and girls here are for money. However hurting people is not right just to get paid more money. If a cam girl is only here for money then she needs to say it in her profile. Do not lie or lead on a mbr just for a one2one vid. I am sick and tired of hosts getting made because a mbr fell for her. Dammit not all of us have love where we are. And maybe fantasy for you is better than reality for others. I apologize for the negativity of my posts but reading all of the previous posts on the subject has enraged me. Please Hosts think about feelings before you rip out someones heart for a paycheck.
RE: Real versus Fantasy
This cuts both ways. There are also hosts who have fallen for members, who when the member says he is "not like the other guys" have believed it and then been let down and had their hearts broken.
At least members can start on the basis that hosts are here to earn money.
At least members can start on the basis that hosts are here to earn money.
RE: Real versus Fantasy
" being a cam girl is just like being in the sales department at a car dealership. You have to sell your product by making it all they ever dreamed of. You have to pump their ego and show them that its a mans world and he can have whatever he wants"
You nailed it!
You nailed it!
RE: Real versus Fantasy
This the BMW 5-series really thinks you have a nice age - 56? np it's been fucked by young immature boys but they always cum so quickly all over the leather interiors. It's a single series, honest. It's been keeping itself fjust for u.
It can open its front doors here for you but wouldnt you like to be alone and it can open all 4 doors and show the optional extras. In pvt it will let you jack it up good and proper. If youre lucky maybe you can spring open the trunk with your hot littl;e hand- that's only if you are able to locate its hard, sooo hard little auto release knob (youre so experienced). The 5 series - its tyres are already wet for u.
It can open its front doors here for you but wouldnt you like to be alone and it can open all 4 doors and show the optional extras. In pvt it will let you jack it up good and proper. If youre lucky maybe you can spring open the trunk with your hot littl;e hand- that's only if you are able to locate its hard, sooo hard little auto release knob (youre so experienced). The 5 series - its tyres are already wet for u.
RE: Real versus Fantasy
To be fair..some hosts say in their profile that they are looking for "soul mate" So it is easy for a lonely guy to get suckered in.
RE: Real versus Fantasy
There may be an unusual lot of aroused and dick-thinking guys concentrated in one place, but I wonder if cc viewers are much different from any other guys. As I got older (I can promise this youger guys, there's nothing special looking at me) I found girls were still keen to talk to me no doubt cos I had more money and better set than in 20s - of course you may be cooler and have more to say, but money's the attraction (they arent going to be throwing over their proper bfs but hey why let that stop you experimenting) but these girls are going to let you think youre some stud with a dick doused in steroids.
If we fall for it with real girls the fantasy girls surely wont find it any harder.
If we fall for it with real girls the fantasy girls surely wont find it any harder.
RE: Real versus Fantasy
You said it all. Just like the old saying "Cash talks and bullshit walks"
RE: Real versus Fantasy
Don't worry about it, the english...it was fine. Plus I for one, always like to see what you Russian girls have to say. As has been said before, like most eastern europeans, you already speak more than one language, which is more than most people.
RE: Real versus Fantasy
Make that most Europeans..apart from natively english speaking ones ;)
RIP Donna Summer
Sad to lose such a beautiful, talented singer.
I wish someone would find a cure for cancer :(
I wish someone would find a cure for cancer :(
A "real man"
Following on from some discussion in community chat, I've been wondering what people think a "real man" is. The phrase is used quite a lot but doesn't have any common definition, so I'd like to know what you think the criteria are.
Thanks!
Thanks!
RE: A "real man"
Off-topic: check "tyler oakley" on tumblr, he has a video about what a "real man" is.
I don't have an answer, in fact, I don't believe in terms like these :)
I don't have an answer, in fact, I don't believe in terms like these :)
RE: A "real man"
A human being without tits or a pussy... Ok.. maybe tits... But hopefully not before the age of 40(ish) :)
RE: A \"real man\"
Nothing against "A Real Man"...but in my opinion, is only a man, even if there is a definition for it...My mother always said it's better to be a "Gentleman" than it is to be a "Man"...Being a "man" will only get you so far...Being a real "Gentleman" will get you farther.
RE: A "real man"
I'll just say, on the flip side of the coin, you sound like a real woman :)
Be nice if there were a whole lot more like you out there. I know you're not the only one that thinks this way, but certainly there are far too few. Take care, dear lady.
Be nice if there were a whole lot more like you out there. I know you're not the only one that thinks this way, but certainly there are far too few. Take care, dear lady.
RE: A "real man"
Well clearly this question is ripe for the usual humorous and not so humorous ribald approach that an entertainment site such as this should have.
Nevertheless I will give this a shot. Consider it a first draft.
A real man first and foremost should share attirbutes with what real woman should have. Maturity, ability to defer gratification, judgement, selfless behavior and courage in the face of adversity.
But to differentiate from a real woman I think we need to emphaize masculine characteristics such as the desire to protect, provide and to rise to physical challenges.
Even a man confined to a wheel chair can be a real man. It is more the attitude and an approach to life that counts.
That is my 2 cents worth. It will be interesting to see if there are cultural differences to just what a real man is.
Nevertheless I will give this a shot. Consider it a first draft.
A real man first and foremost should share attirbutes with what real woman should have. Maturity, ability to defer gratification, judgement, selfless behavior and courage in the face of adversity.
But to differentiate from a real woman I think we need to emphaize masculine characteristics such as the desire to protect, provide and to rise to physical challenges.
Even a man confined to a wheel chair can be a real man. It is more the attitude and an approach to life that counts.
That is my 2 cents worth. It will be interesting to see if there are cultural differences to just what a real man is.
RE: A "real man"
In my video came recently real man)) he just say "do everything yuo want"))) i am just sat and communicated with my friends in social networks)) and earned a lot of money) he is real man coz for him desire women -low!!)))
RE: vital question
I think your current answer is just right, both in the interests of the first member in your video and respectful of the second; and if the second member doesn't respond favourably to your approach, then he's probably not the type of member you would want in your video anyway.
A legit question for hosts only please
There has been much said about hosts and members meeting in the real world and becoming a couple. OK I don't dispute that. But my question is, where does any host get the idea she would like to meet some guy who pays to see her and other girls naked on cam would be good marriage material? Why can't this guy find a local woman? Is he really single? Aren't there better ways to meet a guy you want to be with long term?
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
I'm with you. or should I say, I"m with me? But does that mean I'm with myself? But if I'm with you how can I be with me?. Ohhh I am so confused :-/
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
HAHAHA, Your crack me up... wanna meet and get married?
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Your story can only be applied to those who barely graduated high school, or those who refuse to think outside the box when choosing a career path.
I am romanian, I work in Romania, and I have a 1600 Euro salary plus bonuses, but instead of comfortably joining the "you can't do squat in Romania because life's shitty", I went to school.
Doctors and teachers know what to expect when they choose those careers, but there's loads of well paid jobs in this "shitty country", let's stop posing in these third world country little victims just because it's cozy.
I am romanian, I work in Romania, and I have a 1600 Euro salary plus bonuses, but instead of comfortably joining the "you can't do squat in Romania because life's shitty", I went to school.
Doctors and teachers know what to expect when they choose those careers, but there's loads of well paid jobs in this "shitty country", let's stop posing in these third world country little victims just because it's cozy.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
You have tremendous English skills. I never guessed you were Romania and that your native language was not English. I assumed you were from USA or Canada
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
I've had numerous sessions with Romanian ladies, and most of them have excellent English. The different financial, economic views were certainly insightful.
The other impression I've gotten, and thus one reason for the appeal of american men and other non eastern europeans...and certainly any of you let me know if this is false...is that basically eastern european men...obviously not All...but predominantly...treat women...well, crappy. Like second class citizens...worse even. Yes, no, maybe? Obviously I don't live there, so don't know, but that's just what I've heard.
The other impression I've gotten, and thus one reason for the appeal of american men and other non eastern europeans...and certainly any of you let me know if this is false...is that basically eastern european men...obviously not All...but predominantly...treat women...well, crappy. Like second class citizens...worse even. Yes, no, maybe? Obviously I don't live there, so don't know, but that's just what I've heard.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
That is the impression I have gotten from the few Romanian women I have come to know well. At least for them, their man was a real shit-heel
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Not at all. But yes there are some assholes as everywhere, i suppose
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
They don't speak English in UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, etc...?
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Get over it. Obviously, I was speaking from my perspective. Did I say UK was excluded? Why should I have to type every damn country's name where English is the native language? I get so frickin tired of the nit-picking in these forums
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
After trying to post a reply several times to this one, it seems freedom of speech is quite reduced here once it goes anti-something, unfortunately.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
I think every host is individual. They do what is their choice. I knew one russian host who came to usa. See met me, only for two fun weekends. Maybe she met other men, I do not know. But the married a man she met in airport. He did not know she was cam girl. They are now happy and married. But she was still doing cam work while she dated him. Then she quit after marriage.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Well I guess the gist of this conversation is that hosting is bad, and those who visit hosts are doing a bad thing too.
Very interesting. Maybe we all should have counseling for the guilt that we feel for what we are doing here.
Very interesting. Maybe we all should have counseling for the guilt that we feel for what we are doing here.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Major, major difference between stripping then having sex with a dildo on camera, vs physically being with all those guys. I don't think anything less of hosts for what they do here.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
I'm reminded of my days in the US Navy and many guys I served with dated and married local Vietnamese girls and took them to the US. It was there ticket to the new world and a better life. That was in the mid 60's. I am amazed there are girls in Europe that are in the same situation. I was newly married at the time and never dated any of these girls. My wife was far away, but I had Playboy.
As to how eastern European men treat women, I have no clue. But feminism has turned the US into a man hating society. Even though the number of rapes is very low compared to other crimes, feminists claim the US has a rape culture. So it is understandable how younger American men could be drawn to an eastern European woman.
I agree with LIG about Sepethrea's English, it's flawless. I had a couple of paid vids with Swannie, who I think is from Romania, and heard her speak perfect English with no accent. If I didn't know better, I would think she was American. I actually prefer this site to any American sites that feature many American girls.
Sorry for my long post, but this si one of the better threads I've seen in a very long time. There haven't been any sarcastic remarks from the usually group of asshats we usually have in this forum. Oh, oh I may have jinxed the thread. Anyway thanks for the replies ladies and LUG and NG Resonance.
As to how eastern European men treat women, I have no clue. But feminism has turned the US into a man hating society. Even though the number of rapes is very low compared to other crimes, feminists claim the US has a rape culture. So it is understandable how younger American men could be drawn to an eastern European woman.
I agree with LIG about Sepethrea's English, it's flawless. I had a couple of paid vids with Swannie, who I think is from Romania, and heard her speak perfect English with no accent. If I didn't know better, I would think she was American. I actually prefer this site to any American sites that feature many American girls.
Sorry for my long post, but this si one of the better threads I've seen in a very long time. There haven't been any sarcastic remarks from the usually group of asshats we usually have in this forum. Oh, oh I may have jinxed the thread. Anyway thanks for the replies ladies and LUG and NG Resonance.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
"So it is understandable how younger American men could be drawn to an eastern European woman.
If I didn't know better, I would think she was American."
Such statements tend to come up pretty often. The question pops up again: are there any other "countries" out there..really? And America is a continent, isn't it? Not a country? Just like Europe is not a country?
If I didn't know better, I would think she was American."
Such statements tend to come up pretty often. The question pops up again: are there any other "countries" out there..really? And America is a continent, isn't it? Not a country? Just like Europe is not a country?
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
NO, America is NOT a continent. South America, North America, are continents. Central America is considered a region, or even a sub-continent of North America. However, the term "America" generally is used in reference to the United States of America, while the term "Americans" generally is used in reference to inhabitants or citizens of the United States. Once again, nit picking. The term "America" is a shortened form of the full name: United States of America.
When speaking of the countries collectively which are in North and/or South America it is proper to speak of them as being in or of the "Americas" hence recognizing that there is more than one American Continent.
When speaking of the countries collectively which are in North and/or South America it is proper to speak of them as being in or of the "Americas" hence recognizing that there is more than one American Continent.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Indeed you are right about the definition of the continents.
My point was to make you and others who have the same attitude aware of the world outside your own pond (read: country), which seems to quite often be not so easy.
And still - the point missed (or presumably so).
My point was to make you and others who have the same attitude aware of the world outside your own pond (read: country), which seems to quite often be not so easy.
And still - the point missed (or presumably so).
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
"you and others who have the same attitude"
OMG, and they call us "Americans" arrogant!
OMG, and they call us "Americans" arrogant!
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
To me it does not matter if a girl has stripped for 1000 guys as part of her work. Girls display a lot of their bodies in clubs, wear skimpy bikinis or even sunbathe topless so how their bodies look is no longer a secret. Why should it bother me that some guys have seen her pussy in video.
From the host viewpoint guys in the real world go to topless bars strip joints, peeps shows and lapdancing clubs. The porn industry is huge. Any girl in the western world who is honest with herself knows that there is a very strong chance her bf/husband has sometimes watched porn and/or done some of the above. The only difference with meeting someone who is a member on CC is that he cannot deny it.
From the host viewpoint guys in the real world go to topless bars strip joints, peeps shows and lapdancing clubs. The porn industry is huge. Any girl in the western world who is honest with herself knows that there is a very strong chance her bf/husband has sometimes watched porn and/or done some of the above. The only difference with meeting someone who is a member on CC is that he cannot deny it.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Some men may think its trashy, and some may think its an incredibly sexy. When I was dating, he thought it was the hottest job and had an ego boost just knowing he was with someone who could get away with it. And come on now... WHO DOESNT LIKE PORN!
Regardless of whether it is trashy or not. I enjoy it. I no longer date and can have my fun online, while earning money to support my family. It is a highly amusing "hobby/job" and if I could stay young and do it forever I probably would lol.
BUT... would I ever marry a man from here? Probably not. If I'm not into dating offline, it goes the same way online. And I am not a huge risk taker when it comes to meeting a complete stranger in whom the only things I know for sure about him is he has a credit card and likes porn. In fact I think meeting people offline via porn site, or even dating sites is too high risk... But Im not totally unromantic. I suppose it is possible to meet prince charming online and if his cock and bank accounts are big enough to entice you into a possible marriage ( or murder case ) then more power to ya. GL and Best wishes!
Regardless of whether it is trashy or not. I enjoy it. I no longer date and can have my fun online, while earning money to support my family. It is a highly amusing "hobby/job" and if I could stay young and do it forever I probably would lol.
BUT... would I ever marry a man from here? Probably not. If I'm not into dating offline, it goes the same way online. And I am not a huge risk taker when it comes to meeting a complete stranger in whom the only things I know for sure about him is he has a credit card and likes porn. In fact I think meeting people offline via porn site, or even dating sites is too high risk... But Im not totally unromantic. I suppose it is possible to meet prince charming online and if his cock and bank accounts are big enough to entice you into a possible marriage ( or murder case ) then more power to ya. GL and Best wishes!
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
"wanna meet and get married?"
and
"BUT... would I ever marry a man from here? Probably not. "
Ohhhhh, now I am really confused 8-/
and
"BUT... would I ever marry a man from here? Probably not. "
Ohhhhh, now I am really confused 8-/
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Not all local women are attractive or nice, no matter where you live! I think being on this site gives two benefits. ONE is being the porn and get to wack off (obviously) and TWO, meet new people from other parts of the world.
And if you both find each other attractive and spend a ga-gillion dollars on getting to know the host and develop a connection then good for you buddy!
The way I see it, both Host and Viewer are taking a risk when they decide to meet.
And if you both find each other attractive and spend a ga-gillion dollars on getting to know the host and develop a connection then good for you buddy!
The way I see it, both Host and Viewer are taking a risk when they decide to meet.
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Since this particular dilemma obviously works both ways, I'll try to add my two cents without turning it into a novel.
The way I see it, what most hosts do in their rooms can be labeled by typical society standards as "bad, immoral, shameful" behavior. The members' actions can be labeled just the same. After all, it is precisely the need for "bad, immoral, shameful" little somethings, that connects the two "teams" together.
So who is less marriage material than whom? The guy who, for whatever reason, likes, wants, needs, or is addicted to, and pays for - watching naked camgirls, or the girl who gets paid to, needs, wants, hopefully likes, and most likely isn't addicted to - getting naked on cam? It starts turning into a matter of who's "better" - morally, socially.
In reality, it's a simple case of mirror image perceptions where some of each group's individuals see themselves as moral and why not superior, and the "opposite faction" as immoral and inferior.
One thing I know for sure is, if I feel completely happy with what I do online, truly enjoy it, and have absolutely no hidden reason to be ashamed, that's the image I project - and that's the reflection I get back from the people I interact with. They never see me naked though, and i don't sell anything.
My view on people who live in different countries (and different cultures of course) meeting in real and becoming a couple is the same, no matter where and how they met: on a cam site, dating site, social network - due to various insecurities, complexes, other more or less severe disorders, etc. they either encounter difficulties when trying to establish a first connection with a real person, or have the tendency to settle for some psychobilly freakazoid, because their repressed inner feelings of shame, guilt and self loathing subconsciously translate into "this is what you need and you deserve it".
I vote for a Debate contest, Hosts vs Members, on the who's less marriage material than whom topic. The across the seas online true love - fact or fiction, is a lost cause, but that could work too, just for giggles.
Oh, and thanks a bunch to both you and LIG for complimenting my English skills!
The way I see it, what most hosts do in their rooms can be labeled by typical society standards as "bad, immoral, shameful" behavior. The members' actions can be labeled just the same. After all, it is precisely the need for "bad, immoral, shameful" little somethings, that connects the two "teams" together.
So who is less marriage material than whom? The guy who, for whatever reason, likes, wants, needs, or is addicted to, and pays for - watching naked camgirls, or the girl who gets paid to, needs, wants, hopefully likes, and most likely isn't addicted to - getting naked on cam? It starts turning into a matter of who's "better" - morally, socially.
In reality, it's a simple case of mirror image perceptions where some of each group's individuals see themselves as moral and why not superior, and the "opposite faction" as immoral and inferior.
One thing I know for sure is, if I feel completely happy with what I do online, truly enjoy it, and have absolutely no hidden reason to be ashamed, that's the image I project - and that's the reflection I get back from the people I interact with. They never see me naked though, and i don't sell anything.
My view on people who live in different countries (and different cultures of course) meeting in real and becoming a couple is the same, no matter where and how they met: on a cam site, dating site, social network - due to various insecurities, complexes, other more or less severe disorders, etc. they either encounter difficulties when trying to establish a first connection with a real person, or have the tendency to settle for some psychobilly freakazoid, because their repressed inner feelings of shame, guilt and self loathing subconsciously translate into "this is what you need and you deserve it".
I vote for a Debate contest, Hosts vs Members, on the who's less marriage material than whom topic. The across the seas online true love - fact or fiction, is a lost cause, but that could work too, just for giggles.
Oh, and thanks a bunch to both you and LIG for complimenting my English skills!
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
Hmmm, everyone but me seems to know who Sepethrea is, yet when I do search no host pops up. I even thought of trying Star Wars CP30, but even that didn't work ;)
RE: A legit question for hosts only please
It is not just that your English is grammatically good good but the articulate way you express yourself and well reasoned things you have to say.
Rules
TS I just met said it was "against the rules" to discuss her body parts in chat! Have been member for 5 years and never hear that one before!
Your comments?
Your comments?
RE: Rules
OMG I've been talking about their boobs time and time again ! Am I going to go to jail ?
RE: Rules
What is a "soap-slip" and how does that have to do with "StrosseCann" whatever that is?
RE: Rules
probably related to dominique strauss kahn, former managing director of the IMF - involved in some sex scandal last year.
RE: Rules
Yeah, I googled it and it came up as a match for Dominick Strauss-Kahn, so evidently different parts of the world the name is spelled differently.
RE: Rules
Okay, evidently variation of Strauss-Kahn. But still please explain to me about the soap-slip. This one keeps slipping by me.
RE: Rules
There was a "joke" (I didn't really find it funny) excusing mr Strauss that he didn't really want to rape the maid, but he only slipped on the soap when going out of his shower and his penis penetrated the woman.
RE: Rules
Ohhh now it is clear. I guess when a person is guilty any old excuse will do LOL But you have to admit, it was creative. I don't think in a thousand years, I would ever have come up with that one! :D
RE: Rules
Weeeeeeeee, the siren is wailing! We are on the way, Stand where you are, put your hands in the air. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
RE: Rules
It is not against cc rules...but might be in her studio rules or maybe she just feels that you are stroking while in free chat and that you will enter video all ready to explode expecting her to be as ready as you?
That does happen here a lot members will sit in free chat stroking either enter video expecting the host to be as ready as them or they simply wont enter video and just get their fun that way.
Good luck and enjoy.....:)
That does happen here a lot members will sit in free chat stroking either enter video expecting the host to be as ready as them or they simply wont enter video and just get their fun that way.
Good luck and enjoy.....:)
RE: Rules
Hmmm, somehow I just cannot get off reading what someone types in text chat, just like phone sex leaves me non-stimulated. I want to see! Well, what I really want -- to touch, to feel, to smell, to experience in real life -- I can't do, but seeing is at least a start.
Sorry ladies
Some hosts complain about 1 minute men but I think there are times when it is justified.
If I enter a host's room and she:
1. Has a total piece of crap cam. (good cams are cheap now)
2. Terrible lighting
3. Hasn't put a brush to her hair in a week or doesn't own lipstick I am outta there in 5 seconds without a word. What would I say "Maybe you could freshen up a little and I'll be back"?
If I enter a host's room and she:
1. Has a total piece of crap cam. (good cams are cheap now)
2. Terrible lighting
3. Hasn't put a brush to her hair in a week or doesn't own lipstick I am outta there in 5 seconds without a word. What would I say "Maybe you could freshen up a little and I'll be back"?
RE: Sorry ladies
no but lots of girls decide they can work on this site and look like an unmade bed. no effort = none of my money
RE: Sorry ladies
well if the lighting or cam is not good you could tell her as we are not able to see exactly what you see. To us the cam and such looks fine, but for a viewer it might be a bit dark...therefore it would be very helpful to know. We can not change something for the better if we do not know the problem.
RE: Sorry ladies
One host I knew used archives shot with a good studio cam an kept them when she went independent with a cam I think she found in the street.
Many hosts (or studio bosses) don't have the faintest idea of promotion or value-added concepts and don't make half the money here they could.
Many hosts (or studio bosses) don't have the faintest idea of promotion or value-added concepts and don't make half the money here they could.
RE: Sorry ladies
heyyy the guy that tossed that cam in the street said it was high quality loool..sorry i couldnt resist lol
RE: Sorry ladies
If you see a host you like and she not have lipstick why not just ask her if she will put some on....lipstick does not stay on the whole time even the stuff that is suppose to be long wearing does not stay on and simply some just don't wear any for a change of pace. As has been said not all men and women are into lipstick and like the more natural look without make up or alot of make up....:)
RE: Sorry ladies
Your setup....cam, lighting and appearance are PERFECT. It shows that you put some thought and effort into it. Not to mention the fact that you are a TOTAL babe.
RE: Sorry ladies
Well, to my credit, I am only a 1-minute guy when I can come in 1 minutes or less ;) Or maybe that is to the host's credit?
I don't want to meet any host in person!
This is an adult cam site. I come here looking for on line adult entertainment. I am not a stalker. I don't own any of my favorite hosts. I just rent them for a time when we are in paid video. This is a fantasy site. An on line business. I enter paid video and the host entertains me until I am finished and then we are done until the next time. We have concluded our business for that day.
I am bothered by these posts I see asking about one host or another and where they are or why they are not around. I think it gets some hosts thinking all or most viewers are like these guys. I am equally bothered by hosts that talk about finding soulmates or other such dating site garbage either in their profiles or in paid video. It's hosts like these that encourage these kinds of posts and stalkers. I don't mind taking responsibility for my own actions, but I am not going to take any blame for these other viewers who are stalkers and post all of this silly shit we see in these forums.
Sorry I just had to vent.
I am bothered by these posts I see asking about one host or another and where they are or why they are not around. I think it gets some hosts thinking all or most viewers are like these guys. I am equally bothered by hosts that talk about finding soulmates or other such dating site garbage either in their profiles or in paid video. It's hosts like these that encourage these kinds of posts and stalkers. I don't mind taking responsibility for my own actions, but I am not going to take any blame for these other viewers who are stalkers and post all of this silly shit we see in these forums.
Sorry I just had to vent.
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
I'm not sure I understand: so are you a bum, legs or tits man then?
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
Do guys like tits cos they remind them of bums or do they like bums because they remind them of tits?
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
Hmmm. Well...I certainly understand your point...I'm not a stalker, and the idea of them...or being considered one..makes my skin crawl. So I hear you.
However, I've read all those posts, and in their defense...even though I do find them a bit creepy at times...I think at heart they just want to know if the person is coming back...or not. Some of those posts seem to be from people who do not speak english as their native language, so I'm sure that plays into it as well. I think people were mostly joking about the stalker thing, but who knows. It is a bit creepy sometimes.
As far as hosts looking for soulmates, and having that info in their profiles...I can forgive that pretty easily...Some I'm sure are genuine when they say that...it's a big world, who knows what might happen. For myself, and I've mentioned this before...I have a very simple solution for that...precisely the same as yourself...just don't go there...Ever. If you don't want to get burned, don't put your hand in the fire.
In any case, nothing wrong with venting a bit...and while I always try to see both sides, admittedly some of those posts got a little under my skin as well.
Anyway, have a good one everybody.
However, I've read all those posts, and in their defense...even though I do find them a bit creepy at times...I think at heart they just want to know if the person is coming back...or not. Some of those posts seem to be from people who do not speak english as their native language, so I'm sure that plays into it as well. I think people were mostly joking about the stalker thing, but who knows. It is a bit creepy sometimes.
As far as hosts looking for soulmates, and having that info in their profiles...I can forgive that pretty easily...Some I'm sure are genuine when they say that...it's a big world, who knows what might happen. For myself, and I've mentioned this before...I have a very simple solution for that...precisely the same as yourself...just don't go there...Ever. If you don't want to get burned, don't put your hand in the fire.
In any case, nothing wrong with venting a bit...and while I always try to see both sides, admittedly some of those posts got a little under my skin as well.
Anyway, have a good one everybody.
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
<I think at heart they just want to know if the person is coming back>
I agree that in general such postings are entirely innocent, and in the context of a thread if someone replies using the word "stalker" (or whatever) everybody starts picking-up on the cue of the response and the thread soon loses sight of what was originally being said. What I find far more creepy are postings from clearly middle-aged people using the vocabulary, conventions, abbreviations etc of people 30+ years their junior
I agree that in general such postings are entirely innocent, and in the context of a thread if someone replies using the word "stalker" (or whatever) everybody starts picking-up on the cue of the response and the thread soon loses sight of what was originally being said. What I find far more creepy are postings from clearly middle-aged people using the vocabulary, conventions, abbreviations etc of people 30+ years their junior
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
"What I find far more creepy are postings from clearly middle-aged people using the vocabulary, conventions, abbreviations etc of people 30+ years their junior"
That bothers you....seriously? If an older person is young at heart, and that comes across in their post, I find that Very refreshing. No worries though, to each their own.
That bothers you....seriously? If an older person is young at heart, and that comes across in their post, I find that Very refreshing. No worries though, to each their own.
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
I remember that comment from someone almost exactly in those same words, from long time ago, and I don't remember ever seeing the name "purdey" before. Who were you before?
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
If you simply come here for adult entertainment and nothing else,why are you reading the posts on here,lol?
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
*translation* I have a vested interest in being part of the conduit between customer and model on here and wish to keep it this way.
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
Does this sort of thinking keep you up at night? if so..you need a hobby..try building ships in bottles..
People meet and fall in like, lust or love or what ever you want to call it every moment of the day on the internet from facebook to porn sites.. don't worry your lil head about it.
People meet and fall in like, lust or love or what ever you want to call it every moment of the day on the internet from facebook to porn sites.. don't worry your lil head about it.
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
Absolutely right. This is the thing about this site which sets it apart from others. There are a wide range of people who come here for a wide range of reasons and a wide range of hosts with a wide range of reasons for being here (apart from money of course - they all share that reason, and nothing wrong with that). The genius of cc is that it caters for all - from the customer like "realist" with his perfectly legitimate reasons for being here, to the lonely lovelorn individual hoping to find romance. Dangerously creepy guys come here too, but most hosts can figure them out pretty quick and the thousands of miles that separate them from their potential stalkers gives them much protection. If they ever meet a viewer, it is always in a very public place with a friend at hand. So let's all appreciate this site for what it is - something for everyone, a smorgasbord of sexy fun. Long may it continue!
RE: I don't want to meet any host in person!
"..the thousands of miles that separate the host from..."
Wow..the plane I just came back on must have been one hell of a rocket, going as fast as "thousands of miles" in just 2 hours!
Wow..the plane I just came back on must have been one hell of a rocket, going as fast as "thousands of miles" in just 2 hours!
Free public video
I know we will never have that here on cc. I am not asking nor even suggesting it. But I do use it where it is available, which is almost every other site. I know the hosts here are completely against it, even the ones who also host on other sites with free public video. I also know there are some members against it. But I am not the only viewer that gets to other cam sites and who uses whatever they have there , especially if it's free.
It is my opinion that cc chooses to not have it here, to keep cc unique from other sites. But I do free public videos on other sites to get a ;live glimpse at the hosts that are on both sites. That way when I go pvt, I won't have any surprises.
It is my opinion that cc chooses to not have it here, to keep cc unique from other sites. But I do free public videos on other sites to get a ;live glimpse at the hosts that are on both sites. That way when I go pvt, I won't have any surprises.
RE: Free public video
Every host, I believe, has the option to offer free public video when she so chooses.
However, unlike certain other sites, one cannot just enter a free video as a regular practice here -- thankfully. Every site I've been to that has it, the host is bombarded with "Stand up" "show your body" "shake your tits" "Stroke your pussy" oh, and the clincher: "If you do, I will come into private session."
However, unlike certain other sites, one cannot just enter a free video as a regular practice here -- thankfully. Every site I've been to that has it, the host is bombarded with "Stand up" "show your body" "shake your tits" "Stroke your pussy" oh, and the clincher: "If you do, I will come into private session."
RE: Free public video
All so true.
Maybe a month ago, I saw a girl here that was offering free video for several hours. The icon was a dollar sign with a red line through it. Don't know how that went for her...nor do I remember her name, but I haven't seen it since, so I'm guessing not so well. On the other hand, if she did it just for one day, to bring people in to get to know her, perhaps it worked perfectly.
Unfortunately, I too have seen the abuse of free video in every other site I visit...girls are just badgered to death by those idiots, so I certainly don't blame them for not wanting to have it here.
Maybe a month ago, I saw a girl here that was offering free video for several hours. The icon was a dollar sign with a red line through it. Don't know how that went for her...nor do I remember her name, but I haven't seen it since, so I'm guessing not so well. On the other hand, if she did it just for one day, to bring people in to get to know her, perhaps it worked perfectly.
Unfortunately, I too have seen the abuse of free video in every other site I visit...girls are just badgered to death by those idiots, so I certainly don't blame them for not wanting to have it here.
Where did my pussy go?
She left site and I didnt care of saving her mail or reply her texts but now I miss her.
RE: Where did my pussy go?
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...Come here, I've got some cream for you :)
Also reminds me of an old famous blooper:
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the beautiful Hungarian actress was on the American talk show: The Tonight Show, hosted by Johnny Carson.
She came on with a beautiful Persian cat which she held in her lap as she talked to Johnny. Suddenly the cat looked up at Carson during the conversation and meows...Zsa Zsa then says to Carson:
"She wants more attention...would you like to pet my pussy Johnny?"
Carson, immediately remarks with wide eyes:
"Sure, if you'll just move the damn cat out of the way". :)
Also reminds me of an old famous blooper:
Zsa Zsa Gabor, the beautiful Hungarian actress was on the American talk show: The Tonight Show, hosted by Johnny Carson.
She came on with a beautiful Persian cat which she held in her lap as she talked to Johnny. Suddenly the cat looked up at Carson during the conversation and meows...Zsa Zsa then says to Carson:
"She wants more attention...would you like to pet my pussy Johnny?"
Carson, immediately remarks with wide eyes:
"Sure, if you'll just move the damn cat out of the way". :)
Do any HOSTS or members have info about LillieLovely?
She is MIA. Anyone know where she is or when she will be back?
RE: Do any HOSTS or members have info about LillieLovely?
Look down a couple of threads. Just yesterday (13 May) she replied to a post. so she is around. You must just be unlucky in missing her.
RE: Do any HOSTS or members have info about LillieLovely?
Dont be all crazy stalker .....seems a little to late now since hes asking in both forums .
RE: Do any HOSTS or members have info about LillieLovely?
i am not a crazy stalker i am just missing you. i dont like it when you dont log on it ruins my day. please just let me know when you will open up your room. i dont care how much just soon. i need my beutiful flower baby.
RE: Do any HOSTS or members have info about LillieLovely?
yeah your just a normal guy , good luck , poor her .
RE: Do any HOSTS or members have info about LillieLovely?
My god! Worse than a stalker! Do you think you own her?
"It ruins my day when you dont log on" - Do you think that will get her running to her pc to log on just for you? Quite the reverse, I would think.That sort of behaviour will get you blocked! Give the lady some slack and relax!
"It ruins my day when you dont log on" - Do you think that will get her running to her pc to log on just for you? Quite the reverse, I would think.That sort of behaviour will get you blocked! Give the lady some slack and relax!
RE: Do any HOSTS or members have info about LillieLovely?
good idea. Maybe would be good to contact them by ccmail also
Son of a b****!!!
Tried to install my new computer today and it asked me for a password.
So, with a twinkle in my eye, I entered PENIS.
The computer replied: TOO SHORT -- ACCESS DENIED.
Son of a b****!! Even my computer is mocking me!
So, with a twinkle in my eye, I entered PENIS.
The computer replied: TOO SHORT -- ACCESS DENIED.
Son of a b****!! Even my computer is mocking me!
RE: Son of a b****!!!
well so what? its first time I saw it. Why when people post a joke do some people feel the need to slam it? Maybe its old for you but maybe for others it is new. Maybe was new for Lig too? Why can't you people just let others enjoy the humor without bashing it? where is your sense of humor?
RE: Son of a b****!!!
Thanks. Yes, you are right, it was first time I had seen that one. I'm like you, I can't understand why people feel the need to be critical of jokes. they are meant in fun. Why not just simply accept them as they are intended, and let others enjoy them? Even if you have seen it before, why spoil it for others? It's sad, really. Makes a person not want to bother trying to bring some lighter fare to these forums. God knows they need it! Me, I came across it and thought it was funny and wanted to share it and maybe brighten someone else's day with it. Oh well, I guess I was wrong. God forgive me for passing on a joke someone else has heard.
RE: Son of a b****!!!
What's the difference between a street trader and a dachshund?
One bawls out his wares on the street, and the other.....has short legs!
One bawls out his wares on the street, and the other.....has short legs!
RE: Son of a b****!!!
What? that some people can be real jerks? Didn't learn that. Already knew that one.
Another old one
A guy walks into a bar, takes out a big roll of banknotes, peels off a $100 bill and says to the bartender "give me a whiskey, keep the change."
The bartender does as asks, but he's a little confused because the customer has a little man sitting on this shoulder.
The customer orders two more drinks - "keep the change" both times - and beautiful women start to hang around the customer as well. The little man at some point jumps off the customer's shoulder, walks over to the piano and start playing.
Finally, the bartender can't stand it any more and asks the customer what's going on. The customer says: "Well, i saved a forest gnome from a trap and he gave me three wishes. So I wished for a never-ending roll of $100 notes. Oh, and that all beautiful women would find me attractive."
The bartender asks "but what about that little guy at the piano?"
The customer looks grumpy and says "beats me. I sure didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist."
The bartender does as asks, but he's a little confused because the customer has a little man sitting on this shoulder.
The customer orders two more drinks - "keep the change" both times - and beautiful women start to hang around the customer as well. The little man at some point jumps off the customer's shoulder, walks over to the piano and start playing.
Finally, the bartender can't stand it any more and asks the customer what's going on. The customer says: "Well, i saved a forest gnome from a trap and he gave me three wishes. So I wished for a never-ending roll of $100 notes. Oh, and that all beautiful women would find me attractive."
The bartender asks "but what about that little guy at the piano?"
The customer looks grumpy and says "beats me. I sure didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist."
RE: Son of a b****!!!
If you "tried to install your new computer" as in finding out which cable goes into the power connection, then maybe you tried to pay your bills by putting it into the CD/DVD drive and forget about them after too...?