General Forum
RE: tell me your three wishes plzzz :D
health for me my family and friends
happiness for me my family and friends
and finally......
let me get laid!!!!!! (even a magic genie couldnt make that one happen) SIGH
happiness for me my family and friends
and finally......
let me get laid!!!!!! (even a magic genie couldnt make that one happen) SIGH
RE: tell me your three wishes plzzz :D
u dont need a magic lamp for number 2 ur already good at that :p
RE: tell me your three wishes plzzz :D
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh -- can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."
RE: tell me your three wishes plzzz :D
1. For TMM to return.
2. For TMM to be even more beautiful (is it possible?)
3. For TMM to give me a long video (at any price, I'll take it)
2. For TMM to be even more beautiful (is it possible?)
3. For TMM to give me a long video (at any price, I'll take it)
RE: tell me your three wishes plzzz :D
1. A luxury house in at least 30 places throughout the world
2. A fat self filling bank account in every country's national Bank
3. A Porsche 911 GT2 in all my houses' garages
(I'd allow a small bumper sticker saying "Peace, Love, Health & Charity To All")
(Only on 2 or 3 of the cars tho ...... )
:)
2. A fat self filling bank account in every country's national Bank
3. A Porsche 911 GT2 in all my houses' garages
(I'd allow a small bumper sticker saying "Peace, Love, Health & Charity To All")
(Only on 2 or 3 of the cars tho ...... )
:)
To a certain host...
There is a host, that shall remain nameless, who is annoying the heck out of me and others with her posts. No, I don't mean TMM, lol. In that case, it is members who are annoying me. But in this case, it is the host that is doing the posting. She has been posting since almost her first day here... maybe it even was her first day here.... and hasn't stopped. I am certainly not the policeman of the forums, but enough is enough. At least be a little more subtle in your attempts at free advertising by not posting so often, and when you do post, at least make it something worth reading. And if it is simply that you are not trying to get free publicity and simply just like posting a lot, then please control yourself. The choice is yours, but I can assure you that based on your posts alone, it is likely that you are driving members away from your room.
RE: To a certain host...
he is talking about the forums not cc mail. Look at the post below for a clue :P
RE: To a certain host...
Sorry brother.. hehe ..I see it now..
Next time i will read everything more proper before I give my comments....
Im fact it was my wifes blame, because she yelled that the dinner was ready..lol..
Next time i will read everything more proper before I give my comments....
Im fact it was my wifes blame, because she yelled that the dinner was ready..lol..
RE: To a certain host...
He's ranting about forum postings, not cc mails he's personally receiving. No restricting the former.
RE: To a certain host...
Have you considered gouging your eyes out so the sight of them will no longer annoy you?
RE: To a certain host...
As I said below why does it bother you people so much that she posts a lot ?
You don't have to read the posts if you find them annoying.
Assuming I got the person you are complaining about correct in the last 25 posts she has replied to 7 of them and started 1 herself.
8 posts in 5 days is hardly excessive (I may have counted wrong but I'm not goint to check).
As for posting something worth reading why don't you start and get the ball rolling ?
You don't have to read the posts if you find them annoying.
Assuming I got the person you are complaining about correct in the last 25 posts she has replied to 7 of them and started 1 herself.
8 posts in 5 days is hardly excessive (I may have counted wrong but I'm not goint to check).
As for posting something worth reading why don't you start and get the ball rolling ?
RE: To a certain host...
actually she started 2 and replied to 5 get it right ihate or no special gift for u on xmas day!!!!!
RE: To a certain host...
i find her posts and replies pretty good to b honest....is she standing over u holding a gun? no didnt think so..if u dont like it dont read it...simples tck tck
RE: To a certain host...
Does it really matter how often the host posts? It isn't as if sheis interrupting a significant philosophical, theological or scientific discussions. Here we can post whatever nonsense pops into our heads.
** Post and let post. **
** Post and let post. **
RE: To a certain host...
I read the posts in the General Forum and I do not see what the issue is.
It is great when anyone contributes to the forum!
Everyone keep posting! :D
It is great when anyone contributes to the forum!
Everyone keep posting! :D
RE: To a certain host...
i notice she didn't reply to this post, guess she knows who she is, yawn
RE: smoke..
Her posts are quite clearly marked with her name so you have the choice whether to read them or not.
RE: smoke..
<<well actually her name appears so often i can barely notice someone else>> Patently untrue, so why even say it? You've lost all credibility, so I will make a point of not reading your posts in future.
RE: smoke..
yes very bad.if im a man i would not like my gf with sigaret in mouth:P also bad for teeth and breath.so better u stop it :))
RE: smoke..
In my experience, the the dangers of second hand smoke in a cam chat session are minimal. ;)
RE: smoke..discovery
Great your hands still work fine and your brain is good, too bad you can no longer breathe.
RE: smoke..
Well I won't object, because there is no cyber second hand smoke. :D
But I do care about the health of anyone who smokes.
But I do care about the health of anyone who smokes.
RE: smoke..
Its bad for sure ..... the girl should be using lube or she risks serious damage!! :p
Question :D
What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates and all are famished? :D
RE: Question :D
Get one of them to turn on the playboy computer so I could log on here to see you.
RE: Question :D
I will kill one and feed her to the other 249 playmates and then we would all have sex
RE: Question :D
Well if I was alone in the playboy mansion with 250 bunnies....then I would say the little genie that granted my wish fucked up....cuz what I asked was to be alone on an island with my favorite bunny from CC.
RE: Question :D
I would say thank you the great master in the heavens for a dream come true and ask Mr. Hefner could I spend 250 days here, this is going to take some time for me to do all I want to get accomplish.
RE: Question :D
I'd suggest they stopped dusting, ironing and hoovering and point them in the direction of the Playboy Mansion kitchen ..... they should be perfectly at home in there surely?? ;)
what will you call your child?
Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too,
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the
hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving." :--)
To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too,
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the
hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving." :--)
RE: ImCapricious
If you give me her full name and age I can check the list of dead... or if you want... try looking at the site Perm dot RU the list of dead is updated every day...
you may write me me here using CC mail
you may write me me here using CC mail
RE: ImCapricious
I believe that the fire was 4 December, Perm time. She was last online 5 December, CC time.
CC uses GMT or UMT time... I forget... but anyway, right now they are the same. I believe Perm is 5 hours ahead of CC time so that means if she logged out of CC on 12:01 am, 5 December, CC time, it was 5 am in Perm on 5 December.
If I did this correctly, there is no way she could have been in the fire unless somebody else logged in for her to check something... like a studio boss or whatever. And I don't even know if she is from Perm.
CC uses GMT or UMT time... I forget... but anyway, right now they are the same. I believe Perm is 5 hours ahead of CC time so that means if she logged out of CC on 12:01 am, 5 December, CC time, it was 5 am in Perm on 5 December.
If I did this correctly, there is no way she could have been in the fire unless somebody else logged in for her to check something... like a studio boss or whatever. And I don't even know if she is from Perm.
Reflections
In life there are few great loves, I fact, some may never have one .We don’t search for it, we don’t find it, that great love selects us.
It can be found in life, and yes even in the cold cyber world and even the colder world of cams. Love can sneak in and begin to grow supported by just talk and being people. It can eventually be fed by meeting in person and knowing each other as true human beings. Meeting families, understanding cultures. It can flourish and blossom into a love based in reality, based on dreams and based on feelings and trust. It can mature into the reality of two people wanting to join together for the rest of their lives in marriage.
All of that can be destroyed by countries keeping people apart. Keeping futures and dreams from happening because of false walls put between us. The hurdles many times seem insurmountable and the time apart can damage what is there in our hearts. It is worth the pain because of the beauty of the shared life, love and future.
I know because I have had that type of love, that great love that rarely occurs. A woman unlike any other I have ever met. Intelligent, soft, delicate, driven and with a soul that will not quit. Damaged in ways but aren’t we all? Great love does not judge , it forgives and understands and loves and accepts those flaws.
That love grew and existed, the plans made, and the dreams almost came true. The stresses of distance and time away from each other have torn us apart.
As an author once said “Where there is great love, there are always miracles”. I truly believe in that.
So laugh at me, joke that its only a porn site if you wish but know it was real, it did happen and has forever changed my life. That woman is and forever will be the love of my life, and it started on a cam.
It can be found in life, and yes even in the cold cyber world and even the colder world of cams. Love can sneak in and begin to grow supported by just talk and being people. It can eventually be fed by meeting in person and knowing each other as true human beings. Meeting families, understanding cultures. It can flourish and blossom into a love based in reality, based on dreams and based on feelings and trust. It can mature into the reality of two people wanting to join together for the rest of their lives in marriage.
All of that can be destroyed by countries keeping people apart. Keeping futures and dreams from happening because of false walls put between us. The hurdles many times seem insurmountable and the time apart can damage what is there in our hearts. It is worth the pain because of the beauty of the shared life, love and future.
I know because I have had that type of love, that great love that rarely occurs. A woman unlike any other I have ever met. Intelligent, soft, delicate, driven and with a soul that will not quit. Damaged in ways but aren’t we all? Great love does not judge , it forgives and understands and loves and accepts those flaws.
That love grew and existed, the plans made, and the dreams almost came true. The stresses of distance and time away from each other have torn us apart.
As an author once said “Where there is great love, there are always miracles”. I truly believe in that.
So laugh at me, joke that its only a porn site if you wish but know it was real, it did happen and has forever changed my life. That woman is and forever will be the love of my life, and it started on a cam.
Reflections
In life there are few great loves, I fact, some may never have one .We don’t search for it, we don’t find it, that great love selects us.
It can be found in life, and yes even in the cold cyber world and even the colder world of cams. Love can sneak in and begin to grow supported by just talk and being people. It can eventually be fed by meeting in person and knowing each other as true human beings. Meeting families, understanding cultures. It can flourish and blossom into a love based in reality, based on dreams and based on feelings and trust. It can mature into the reality of two people wanting to join together for the rest of their lives in marriage.
All of that can be destroyed by countries keeping people apart. Keeping futures and dreams from happening because of false walls put between us. The hurdles many times seem insurmountable and the time apart can damage what is there in our hearts. It is worth the pain because of the beauty of the shared life, love and future.
I know because I have had that type of love, that great love that rarely occurs. A woman unlike any other I have ever met. Intelligent, soft, delicate, driven and with a soul that will not quit. Damaged in ways but aren’t we all? Great love does not judge , it forgives and understands and loves and accepts those flaws.
That love grew and existed, the plans made, and the dreams almost came true. The stresses of distance and time away from each other have torn us apart.
As an author once said “Where there is great love, there are always miracles”. I truly believe in that.
So laugh at me, joke that its only a porn site if you wish but know it was real, it did happen and has forever changed my life. That woman is and forever will be the love of my life, and it started on a cam.
It can be found in life, and yes even in the cold cyber world and even the colder world of cams. Love can sneak in and begin to grow supported by just talk and being people. It can eventually be fed by meeting in person and knowing each other as true human beings. Meeting families, understanding cultures. It can flourish and blossom into a love based in reality, based on dreams and based on feelings and trust. It can mature into the reality of two people wanting to join together for the rest of their lives in marriage.
All of that can be destroyed by countries keeping people apart. Keeping futures and dreams from happening because of false walls put between us. The hurdles many times seem insurmountable and the time apart can damage what is there in our hearts. It is worth the pain because of the beauty of the shared life, love and future.
I know because I have had that type of love, that great love that rarely occurs. A woman unlike any other I have ever met. Intelligent, soft, delicate, driven and with a soul that will not quit. Damaged in ways but aren’t we all? Great love does not judge , it forgives and understands and loves and accepts those flaws.
That love grew and existed, the plans made, and the dreams almost came true. The stresses of distance and time away from each other have torn us apart.
As an author once said “Where there is great love, there are always miracles”. I truly believe in that.
So laugh at me, joke that its only a porn site if you wish but know it was real, it did happen and has forever changed my life. That woman is and forever will be the love of my life, and it started on a cam.
before christmas members going on cc less?
just wondering ...members are busy with shoping?saving4 gifts?no time?or what?
RE: before christmas members going on cc less?
Saving for presents for family and friends, little money left for the virtual world. Sorry
RE: before christmas members going on cc less?
I'm not shopping. Not saving. Have lots of time. Have bought all my gifts.
RE: before christmas members going on cc less?
I am not saving or shopping. Much less buying gifts and I am one of those losers that stay home, so I will be here :-P
I've been wondering
I spent hours in video with very many girls, (a lot of money), to understand what's the main problems for russian girls.
I thing that now i know what it is: Solitude!
They told me: painful to be alone, awful to think that nobody is with u in the middle of the life, so sad cooking meal only for urself, nobody who takes care of u and nobody to take care of.
I would like to help u all but i can only be with you with my heart.
I thing that now i know what it is: Solitude!
They told me: painful to be alone, awful to think that nobody is with u in the middle of the life, so sad cooking meal only for urself, nobody who takes care of u and nobody to take care of.
I would like to help u all but i can only be with you with my heart.
RE: I've been wondering
I think they may have been telling you about your problem, not theirs.
RE: I've been wondering
You are mistaken. I love being alone and dating different boys. i live alone so i could invite any nice boy to my flat when i want. I could find bf easily, thanks, but no thanks!!! I love to be independant and i dont like people asking me for where i go or what i do. dont believe the story of the poor alone girl, lol. its not true. i am here not becuase of loneliness or solitude. i am here becuase i love it!!!!
RE: I've been wondering
sorry , but he is not mistaken, he is not talking about those who have good life like yourself. Russian girls are arguably the most promoted nationality on the internet, via the 100's of dating sites. Any cam site I have been to is by far russian girl dominant.
We are not so stupid to assume every girl in russia is lonely, but the perception is in the numbers.
Had this been a mistake, there would be alot of western men sitting home alone right now. How lucky we are to experience such beauty and compassion of a russian woman.
We are not so stupid to assume every girl in russia is lonely, but the perception is in the numbers.
Had this been a mistake, there would be alot of western men sitting home alone right now. How lucky we are to experience such beauty and compassion of a russian woman.
RE: I've been wondering
In general, I think the Russian women we see here are the cream of the crop. Not only are they beautiful but most are very intelligent, curious and ambitious. So I think they are naturally looking for something more in life beside the coventional lifestyle they feel is in their future. They want adventure and excitment but also security, happiness and...love. But then who doesn't?
RE: I've been wondering
what makes u think that this is a problem only russians ? i think most of the ppl have this problem from different nations, because originally we been created to live in 2, remember Adam???he had same problem, thats how Eve show up to his...tree?:))
RE: I've been wondering
Surely, assuming what you say is true, it is a problem of their own choice.
Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
The death toll exceeds more than half the occupants of the club and grows daily, it seems.
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
You have no idea how much sadness this is caused me...
I can only imagine the amount of pain from all the others who had a loved one in that club...
Now I have my own Perm angel living in my heart and soul...
I can only imagine the amount of pain from all the others who had a loved one in that club...
Now I have my own Perm angel living in my heart and soul...
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
My heart is with you. I hope that somehow you will find a way to deal with your loss so that you may find a way to be happy once again.
I will not offer you any magic words. I will not offer you the usual "she/he is in a better place" type of remarks. I will simply say that as one that has lost someone close to him, things do get better in time. There is a black cloud out there for awhile that makes it difficult to feel true joy, but the cloud will become smaller in time, the times you cry will be further apart, and one day you will be able to look past the cloud, see the sun, and smile when you think of the happy times you had with the person you lost. None of this means that things will ever be the same, but not being the same does not also necessarily mean that things cannot be equally as good.
I am sure that it is especially difficult since the holidays are upon us, but I hope that your love for this person will somehow bring you some comfort and peace this holiday season. May the new year be a happier one for you.
Take care.
I will not offer you any magic words. I will not offer you the usual "she/he is in a better place" type of remarks. I will simply say that as one that has lost someone close to him, things do get better in time. There is a black cloud out there for awhile that makes it difficult to feel true joy, but the cloud will become smaller in time, the times you cry will be further apart, and one day you will be able to look past the cloud, see the sun, and smile when you think of the happy times you had with the person you lost. None of this means that things will ever be the same, but not being the same does not also necessarily mean that things cannot be equally as good.
I am sure that it is especially difficult since the holidays are upon us, but I hope that your love for this person will somehow bring you some comfort and peace this holiday season. May the new year be a happier one for you.
Take care.
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
I leave not too far from the US state of Rhode Island. A few years ago a nightclub burned to the ground because of pyrotechnics and over a hundred were killed. Rolling Stone magazine did a series of articles on the tragedy then and continues to run updates on the survivors and familes of the deceased. The only bright spot is that Rhodes Island now has some of the toughest laws about clubs in the country. Argentina went through a similar tragedy when a club in the Once district of Buenos Aires caught fire a few years ago. Same thing...the mayor was driven out of office and now BA has very strict laws. The people in Perm who dies need not die in vain if it results in tougher fire laws that ban pyrotechnics and improves emergency lighting, ventilation and more and larger exit doors. It is sad it takes human life lost to make people wake up. This is the third tragedy like this we had in the past few years. How many more have to die before the world says...never again.
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
Russia had many other fires in clubs in the past years... but this was the most dreadfull of them, YES, lets hope they LEARN. That we all LEARN!
Every day of your life, HAVE FUN, but think about dangers of actions that could cause death to others...
Every day of your life, HAVE FUN, but think about dangers of actions that could cause death to others...
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
It is amazing that people must die or there must be some other type of tragedy for laws and policies to change when certain hazards are clearly forseeable, and sometimes not even that is enough. The stupidity of some people is beyond my comprehension, and often safety is neglected all in the name of money or some other goal which is probably less important than the protection of lives. In this case, it is my understanding that the owners were aware of the risk and went ahead anyway with the fireworks. Simply saying the words "fireworks" or "pyrotechnics" and "indoors" should be enough to make someone think twice, but apparently having a nice celebration was more important to these irresponsible individuals than the safety of their customers. Fortunately, the Russian government seems to be on top of this one. I don't think those responsible are gong to get away with anything and hopefully the government, if it doesn't already, will have some type of policy regulating such activities and a program for regular safety inspections of such establishments.
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
I haven't heard a thing from ImCapricious since the fire. I have been so worried for her. Any news about her anyone know?
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
i dont know ImCapricious. But I see also that SAOSIN has not been online since Dec. 4. Perhaps they are just in mourning.
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
I have sent Sofia....Saosin....messages on here and to her personal e mail but I have had no replies yet. I just hope she is ok.
RE: Perm still needs our thoughts and prayers
Living in St Petersburg now and dont think she will be back on CC
HAPPY BIRTHDAY yourjewel !
happy birthday sweetheart:) hope this day will b spesial for you:)all the best things to u :)xoxo
RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY yourjewel !
happy birthday xenia have a day as sweet as you are , kisses and hugs.
sometimes
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!!
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed! He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son.what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone b*tch, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the Right thing, at the Right time:
PRICELESS
He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!!
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed! He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.
His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son.what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone b*tch, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the Right thing, at the Right time:
PRICELESS
a good laugh
2 old people doing 69.
he says " i cant stay down here, it stinks."
she says," its arthritis."
he says " in your pussy?"
she says " no in my arm. i cant wipe my ass!"
he says " i cant stay down here, it stinks."
she says," its arthritis."
he says " in your pussy?"
she says " no in my arm. i cant wipe my ass!"
RE: working on period
Say "Sorry, it's 'that time" for me." He'll get the message especially since he probably just asked for u to put something inside.
RE: working on period
Just say so. It should not be a problem.
If a guy runs away or is disgusted, then no big loss for you anyway.
If a guy runs away or is disgusted, then no big loss for you anyway.
RE: working on period
You can say, "I'm sorry, but Aunt Flow has come to visit"
When he asks about the string, you can say: "It's a fuse... wanna have some explosive lovemaking?"
Or you can just be upfront and say, "I'm on my period. How about some great sexual teasing and then in a few days we can do it all?"
When he asks about the string, you can say: "It's a fuse... wanna have some explosive lovemaking?"
Or you can just be upfront and say, "I'm on my period. How about some great sexual teasing and then in a few days we can do it all?"
7 things a girl should say to a guy....
1) im bored...lets shave my pussy
2) r u sure u had enough to drink?
3) that fart was great....do another one
4) of course i swallow i love it
5) no thats ok...u watch porn and i'll wank u off after i do the washing up
6) just for a change put it in my ass
7)how about u get that girlie from work to join in
2) r u sure u had enough to drink?
3) that fart was great....do another one
4) of course i swallow i love it
5) no thats ok...u watch porn and i'll wank u off after i do the washing up
6) just for a change put it in my ass
7)how about u get that girlie from work to join in
RE: 7 things a guy should say to a girl....
number 3....hmmm..if she is hot sure she can visit any time...gotta keep it in the family :p
RE: 7 things a girl should say to a guy....
..But is nice what you did? By all means....next time i'll come to you don't forget to introduce me to your afro neighbour ....:D !
RE: 7 things a girl should say to a guy....
Oui , oui...That one ! The one and only ...( making a bow) !
Then,in this case,i have to find some time so we can state the details of this sweeeeeeet spoiling about you just narrated........ ;;)
Then,in this case,i have to find some time so we can state the details of this sweeeeeeet spoiling about you just narrated........ ;;)
RE: 7 things imshy's dog said to him
ha ha ha ur so funny......oh wait...no ur not...could b coz i dont have a dog....if ur gonna try and b "funny" try doing it with smth of a better standard
RE: 7 things imshy\'s dog said to him
of course you have no dog, there was nothing said - if you wanna be witty stop popping the pouch!
how u know im a man
6 ways santa is a man:
he shows up late
eats your cookie
empties his sack
he only cums once
calls u a HO & leaves you while your sleeping
he shows up late
eats your cookie
empties his sack
he only cums once
calls u a HO & leaves you while your sleeping
xxelsaxx
You told me where you are, and now that i found you again I can't see you because you restricted access. I would love to see you again.