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agony about the Breast Size
Hello Guyz & Ladyz. I'm asking you serious question. I was before 47 kg(103lbs) now I'm 43 kg(94lbs) It will get down more maybe until 88 lbs(38kg) my breast became so small like the wall, The other Day I came buy massage center, she asked me, what happen with my breast. I think, Breast is the simbol of Women. of course I want to make satisfied when I do make love with other Guys. but I have lived so long time with small breast, I have a little bit scary, if I have C or D cup in this time. and worring about weather I can give milk for the baby,
Will you marry who has such small breast like A? or do I need to pay 5700 $ for that surgery?
Will you marry who has such small breast like A? or do I need to pay 5700 $ for that surgery?
RE: agony about the Breast Size
I like small breasts and small body. If you can tell your host name i will like to see you in video.
RE: agony about the Breast Size
You really think a man will marry you for your breast size? Don't you have a personality?
I don't know a single man who would be interested in a woman based on her breasts. It's a myth. Sure, men make jokes about breasts but it has nothing to do with whether that man would like to be with that woman.
That's unless you're talking about men with a sub-room-temperature IQ. You want one of them?
I don't know a single man who would be interested in a woman based on her breasts. It's a myth. Sure, men make jokes about breasts but it has nothing to do with whether that man would like to be with that woman.
That's unless you're talking about men with a sub-room-temperature IQ. You want one of them?
RE: agony about the Breast Size
Shouldnt you be worried about your weight? 38kg..how tall are you?
The size of the breast is less important then your body weight if it comes to being able to give milk. If you get to thin your hormones will go crazy and your body wont make milk if you get pregnant.
The size of the breast is less important then your body weight if it comes to being able to give milk. If you get to thin your hormones will go crazy and your body wont make milk if you get pregnant.
RE: agony about the Breast Size
True :) But thats not what I said.... tell that to "sad person"
RE: agony about the Breast Size
Dear do not worry about breast size. Also, breasts size has no impact on nursing a child. As long as your breasts are functional you have no worries. Finally, when you begin lactating your breasts will enlarge anyway. I am sure you are gorgeous and it does not matter anyway to someone who loves you. Take care and don't worry.
RE: agony about the Breast Size
I'm with Pam... you should worry about your weight, not your breast size. A baby needs a healthy mother. Your baby will adore your breasts no matter what size they are! But you need to be strong and healthy.
Good fathers love strong, healthy mothers.
Good fathers love strong, healthy mothers.
RE: agony about the Breast Size
I see your point... our sad person asked about breast enhancement, but I was alarmed by what I thought was her unhealthy low weight and her goal of having a baby.
Breast enhancement is not my cup of tea, but plenty of popular hosts with big breasts are healthy (to say the least :))))
But I don't see a paradox between being popular on cc and living a healthy life in harmony... that's comparing apples to oranges. I happen to think that a healthy life is more important, but that's just me. Maybe you can do both?
Breast enhancement is not my cup of tea, but plenty of popular hosts with big breasts are healthy (to say the least :))))
But I don't see a paradox between being popular on cc and living a healthy life in harmony... that's comparing apples to oranges. I happen to think that a healthy life is more important, but that's just me. Maybe you can do both?
RE: agony about the Breast Size
While this is a great forum for sharing all types of inquiries and ideas, do you really want to trust your health to answers you receive on CC? With that said, here's mine.
You didn't mention your height, but It sounds like you have more than a breast size issue. As several writers have suggested, you should probably see your doctor about your weight situation.
On the size question, I like 'em small and firm ... :) Cheers, see your doctor and good luck..........
You didn't mention your height, but It sounds like you have more than a breast size issue. As several writers have suggested, you should probably see your doctor about your weight situation.
On the size question, I like 'em small and firm ... :) Cheers, see your doctor and good luck..........
RE: agony about the Breast Size
There is nothing wrong with small breasts - small and natural is better than fake big boobs any day.
I agree with Pam though - you really should be careful about your weight, 38Kg seems very low, probably too low to be healthy!
I agree with Pam though - you really should be careful about your weight, 38Kg seems very low, probably too low to be healthy!
RE: agony about the Breast Size
Your things? My business?
Sorry, I'm confused, what do you mean?!
Sorry, I'm confused, what do you mean?!
RE: agony about the Breast Size
Don't blame me others, and don't pretend to be a Good Girl on public to Me
RE: agony about the Breast Size
We all have preconceived notions about what we find attractive in the opposite sex. To me when things go beyond the initial attraction ie tit's & ass it is the eyes every time.
Do you fall in love with tits & ass or eyes?
Eyes being the window of the soul.
It is far from uncommon for life long 'BigBoob men' to become 'ass' men after they have fallen for a women with small tits but a cute ass.
Do you fall in love with tits & ass or eyes?
Eyes being the window of the soul.
It is far from uncommon for life long 'BigBoob men' to become 'ass' men after they have fallen for a women with small tits but a cute ass.
RE: agony about the Breast Size
i married a girl with Acup, dont you worry when you have baby inside your breasts will get bigger to produce eough milk for baby when feeding time comes. DO NOT do surgury.
RE: agony about the Breast Size
Breast size doesn't matter to me. In the last few days I have seen one girl who is a C cup & one who is an A cup. I've seen both before & plan on seeing both again many times
RE: what is the Best Breast?
The best for me are yours too....mmmmmm... :)
The best breasts are Pam's breasts. :D
The best breasts are Pam's breasts. :D
RE: what is the Best Breast?
er....... B breasts all look the same and C breasts all look the same?
RE: what is the Best Breast?
umm
after years of studying numerous breasts over the years , i have come to the conclusion that i should continue my studies . i will write a doctoral thesese at a later date ;p
after years of studying numerous breasts over the years , i have come to the conclusion that i should continue my studies . i will write a doctoral thesese at a later date ;p
RE: what is the Best Breast?
of course B , my lover 34-36 B.I dont think that big boobs look pretty , its same as cow tits.
So girls with small boobs is my choise .
So girls with small boobs is my choise .
what has happened to the Tver girls?
It has been a week without Best Bliss, VIPqueen, and my lovely PureMiracle. Is there a strike going on? Where are they?
RE: what has happened to the Tver girls?
They all did well during the contests, yes? Maybe a well-deserved vacation...
RE: what has happened to the Tver girls?
they are human after all, maybe just need to rest, but best bliss i certainly miss, mmm, fortunately all i need to do is close my eyes and i see her beautiful smile :)
travel plans
the weather is nice, do you think we will have a lot of visitors this year in Alaska or has the economy hurt the traveling plans of going anywhere this year for vacations
RE: travel plans
Most will travel to places like Eek, Chalkytsik, or Shungank and avoid the big cities like Anchorage
RE: travel plans
the weather could be fantastic and the economy booming and i still wouldn't visit Alaska, no offence like.
RE: travel plans
Thats very kind of you mate to offer to put me up during a visit to Alaska - I like my eggs sunny side up for breakfast btw
RE: travel plans
If you have some Elk sausage Im on my way there :) ohh and some gravy and biscuits too.
RE: travel plans
We have sausage from moose, red salmon from Chitna (tasty) and nothing is better than a fall black bear that has been eating blueberries
RE: TO members!!
what about sensual moves, caressing, masturbation, doggie, close ups, spreading...? :D If you told us who u are we can see you and give better suggestions.....
RE: TO members!!
You do not say what category you are in so it is hard to be too specific. A recorded video gives you a chance to do things that may be difficult to set up live. Shower and/or bath shows, applying lotion or oil, maybe cream, ice cream or other food play. In recorded video you may need to keep moving or change the scene a bit more than in live. When I am talking and interacting with a girl in live I am not bothered if she does not change her pose for a while but in a recorded vid the same pose for too long gets boring. A slow teasing strip is fine but don't draw it out for too long.
RE: TO members!!
doing ur house cleaning in a sexy maids costume, a) u get ur housework done and b) u earn some money at same time, better still..come and clean my house in a sexy outfit and i'll pay u and record it on video for u :p
Love
I fall in love with a lady from CamContacts. Do you think it's possible and true love already happens in cc ? I am french she is russian............
RE: Love
it depends on you and on her.... Tricky people can be from France Russia, Japan, India, Colombia....... Personally I like Russian girls a lot and I love my gf very much. I can tell you that she is with me only for love, because I don't have money at all... I can't be afraid :) maybe she should....
RE: Love
That's actually a good way to test her, jeanchris76. Tell her you lost your job and have no money right now or tell her times are tough and you have to cut back on spending so much money to see her. See how she reacts. Does she care or is that a big problem for her? When money is removed from the equation, does she suddenly turn cold towards you? Also keep an eye on how much she's willing to chat with you AWAY from work in order to spend time with you (the way a real friend or lover would) versus her saying you can only see her on cam while she's working (which means you have to always pay her to spend time with her).
Or tell her the opposite -- tell her you've come into money and you want to come and visit her soon as soon as possible. See how she reacts to the idea of you meeting sooner rather than later. Is she excited about that or does she suddenly start making excuses about how she needs more time before you can meet?
I HOPE you find love, but unfortunately too many guys have had their hearts broken by cam girls who express a romantic interest, but it's just a trick to string the poor guy along and keep him visiting her online, to keep the money rolling. So just make sure its NOT your wallet she's after. It's easy to play this game online, especially when you live in different countries and for now your whole relationship is conducted online. But good luck to you.
Or tell her the opposite -- tell her you've come into money and you want to come and visit her soon as soon as possible. See how she reacts to the idea of you meeting sooner rather than later. Is she excited about that or does she suddenly start making excuses about how she needs more time before you can meet?
I HOPE you find love, but unfortunately too many guys have had their hearts broken by cam girls who express a romantic interest, but it's just a trick to string the poor guy along and keep him visiting her online, to keep the money rolling. So just make sure its NOT your wallet she's after. It's easy to play this game online, especially when you live in different countries and for now your whole relationship is conducted online. But good luck to you.
RE: Love
I met bf here and i moved to his place. We are living together 2 years. Soon we are planning wedding. That could happens with you too. Good luck.
Martisor day
Happy Martisor day to all the romanian girls!!!
to all members: u should make a gift to these girls on 1st of march!
to all members: u should make a gift to these girls on 1st of march!
RE: Martisor day
I had been working on making a traditional martisor, but sadly this year I have no Romanian gf to give it to.. Perhaps I will pin it to a tree for the next 14 days and pretend.. Best wishes for a happy festival to all who celebrate the coming of spring. Pace iubirea mea....
RE: Martisor day
Pardon my eastern european ignorance but WTF is a 'Martisor' and why would I stick it up a tree??
RE: Martisor day
I am relying on what a friend told me as I am not from Eastern Europe. Here's my understanding. The traditional "Matisor" was made from colored string and presented as a gift to a loved one. Sometimes decorated with "charms", it would be pinned to an item of clothing and worn for a 14 day period beginning on March 1st, in the acknowledgment of the spring and a renewal of life. In the absence of a GF, pinning it to a tree would be symbolic. That was my idea and I doubt if it has relevance in culture. If, I am wrong about any of this, I welcome enlightenment. Cheers..
What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
Like declaring her/his love after 1 minute. / Telling you crazy stories so you feel sorry and you send money / .. etc etc.
I have heard it all: Instant love 5sec after opening the webcam, stories about sick mothers, stories about having to run for some people and needed money for that, ... and so on.
I have heard it all: Instant love 5sec after opening the webcam, stories about sick mothers, stories about having to run for some people and needed money for that, ... and so on.
RE: What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
"So,please guys....do not steal money from our pockets!"
I have your yahoo id, "you gave it to me" after our 1st encounter in vid. I didn't mean to steal money from you. I never thought that by being friendly I was doing something wrong. Now I know I will never bother you again. Geez!
I have your yahoo id, "you gave it to me" after our 1st encounter in vid. I didn't mean to steal money from you. I never thought that by being friendly I was doing something wrong. Now I know I will never bother you again. Geez!
RE: for keith
I dont ask for yahoo ids ever! she just gave it to me. Now she doesn't know me, her case. I dont care.
The Problem With Trading IDs...
Let's be honest here -- the problem with exchanging Yahoo IDs is that Hosts and Guys have two DIFFERENT expectations.
Hosts like to give out their IDs so they can collect clients. They want as many guys on their messenger as possible, so that on a day when things are going really slow they can send out a blanket IM that says "Hi! I'm online just for you!" Personally, I hate those IMs -- in fact, they strike me as rude. If you're a Host trying to drum up business through your messenger then at least take a few seconds to send me a personal IM that is an actual message meant for me. But when it's so OBVIOUS that you girls are sending out a blanket IM to 400 guys on your list, why should we care? Its impersonal and its a total turn off. You need money that bad? Fine -- then let one of the other 399 guys on your list visit you.
On the flip side, guys like getting a Host's ID because they think she's then saying she might actually like him -- either as a friend or (as Hosts often will say) for a possible romance. I know the Hosts will now argue back that guys just want their IDs to try and get free shows -- but how is that any different from what I said above, where Hosts are adding guys just to collect clients? In this case everyone is just adding the other person to get something.
Overall, I think most guys WANT to be friends with a Host -- unfortunately, it becomes very telling when the Host won't make any time to chat with you or won't act like a REAL online friend would, but instead ONLY keeps asking you to visit her (translation: she can now make more money off of you). And that's when it's clear Hosts and guys are coming at this from different directions when the Host is only interested in drumming up business, but the Guy is genuinely interested in her as a girl and wants to know her better. Unfortunately, all she can see are dollar signs.
Hosts like to give out their IDs so they can collect clients. They want as many guys on their messenger as possible, so that on a day when things are going really slow they can send out a blanket IM that says "Hi! I'm online just for you!" Personally, I hate those IMs -- in fact, they strike me as rude. If you're a Host trying to drum up business through your messenger then at least take a few seconds to send me a personal IM that is an actual message meant for me. But when it's so OBVIOUS that you girls are sending out a blanket IM to 400 guys on your list, why should we care? Its impersonal and its a total turn off. You need money that bad? Fine -- then let one of the other 399 guys on your list visit you.
On the flip side, guys like getting a Host's ID because they think she's then saying she might actually like him -- either as a friend or (as Hosts often will say) for a possible romance. I know the Hosts will now argue back that guys just want their IDs to try and get free shows -- but how is that any different from what I said above, where Hosts are adding guys just to collect clients? In this case everyone is just adding the other person to get something.
Overall, I think most guys WANT to be friends with a Host -- unfortunately, it becomes very telling when the Host won't make any time to chat with you or won't act like a REAL online friend would, but instead ONLY keeps asking you to visit her (translation: she can now make more money off of you). And that's when it's clear Hosts and guys are coming at this from different directions when the Host is only interested in drumming up business, but the Guy is genuinely interested in her as a girl and wants to know her better. Unfortunately, all she can see are dollar signs.
RE: for keith
I know her too (Zora). You forgot to add that she is also crazy and temperamental. ;-)
RE: What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
The strangest experience was one in which I was having a rather innocuous conversation with a host and suddenly she went nuts.
Cursing like a drunken politician , she called me a spy and the devil
incarnate. Then she banned me and was gone. That one really saved me some money though, as I kinda liked her and would have been a regular in her room. cest la vie...
Cursing like a drunken politician , she called me a spy and the devil
incarnate. Then she banned me and was gone. That one really saved me some money though, as I kinda liked her and would have been a regular in her room. cest la vie...
RE: What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
Ask me to wear fish nets stockings becoause she likes sissy boys ))
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RE: What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
ill keep you in suspence ill tell you tommorrow )) May be i did may be i did not ))
RE: What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
one host told me that she likes shoplifting.
RE: What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
unfortunately "care in the community" really doesn't work
RE: What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
well..maybe but no, firstly my reply was to hihi and to explain a little..care in the community relates to closing of mental hospitals and letting the patients live in the community to be cared for by day centres and family...i'll let u figure out the rest :)
RE: What is the weirdest thing a host/member has said to you?
hosts mother came home and ............... priceless look on hosts face.
what would you do in silence?
Hosts - what will you do if a member comes to your video 121 and says absolutely nothing? I have had some curse at me and close the room. Others have put on a great show and laughed the whole time. What would you do?
RE: what would you do in silence?
While it is my name, I usually do talk when I enter chat lol.
But when I enter I usually only send a smile, then wait for the host reply before saying anything else, just in case she is busy with someone else. Of course as you say in 121 it should be different, but I still do the same thing, just to be polite.
But when I enter I usually only send a smile, then wait for the host reply before saying anything else, just in case she is busy with someone else. Of course as you say in 121 it should be different, but I still do the same thing, just to be polite.
RE: what would you do in silence?
Sometimes I'm too nervous to type, because the girl is so incredibly beautiful, i don't know what to say. If she types some nice things, then i get over it
RE: Am I a unique man??????
this post is disturbing tissue. not only did you tell him he's not unique but now he has to worry about just HOW special he is to you
RE: Am I a unique man??????
Charles Manson had the same thoughts when describing himself. Many other unsavory characters have done the same. You might want to be more specific when extolling your virtues.. :)
Are you a unique woman?
I'm looking to find one specail woman to share my life with...
who am i after?...
You are down to earth inspired about your life with an open heart. You are witty, fun and love to have a laugh. You are intelligent have strength unseen by most... You’re not afraid to be yourself and most of all you are honest and real!!
here is a list of things i value in myself and would value in a woman also..
Playful
Enjoys the simple things in life
Beautiful inside and out
Respects my space but is always there for me
so.... If this is you then send me a message.
who am i after?...
You are down to earth inspired about your life with an open heart. You are witty, fun and love to have a laugh. You are intelligent have strength unseen by most... You’re not afraid to be yourself and most of all you are honest and real!!
here is a list of things i value in myself and would value in a woman also..
Playful
Enjoys the simple things in life
Beautiful inside and out
Respects my space but is always there for me
so.... If this is you then send me a message.
RE: Are you a unique woman?
Well, actually, I'd say that, on the contrary, there are so many girls here that fit the description.. perhaps much more than 50%. All he says seems reasonable to me :)
RE: Are you a unique woman?
aww you have just described me subfighter but i don't think you qualify to be my bf
RE: Are you a unique woman?
very proud of you to say such a thing...
sounds like a challange... but on second hand i like more down to earth girls who dont try to act so superior :P
sounds like a challange... but on second hand i like more down to earth girls who dont try to act so superior :P
RE: Are you a unique woman?
lol.... how adorable
you know... im not in the buisness of getting on my knee's.... especaily to somone who does not even reveal to me who they are.... miss "host"
you know... im not in the buisness of getting on my knee's.... especaily to somone who does not even reveal to me who they are.... miss "host"
RE: Are you a unique woman?
I know one host who meets all your requirements. However she is certainly worth a bit of effort so I will not make it too easy for you by saying who she is :P.
RE: Are you a unique woman?
Why ?why u all think its a joke?Is love a joke for everybody here? Why not here?Love can born in unexpected places.Its not something u plan ...
but...yeah ...i know lol...dreamer no?common laugh again
but...yeah ...i know lol...dreamer no?common laugh again
RE: Are you a unique woman?
I found my love in here!!!
and im happy for 5 years already!!!!!!!
not sure though if this one is joke or not......but my advise to that man to not wait for a honest answers too much...the ones who fits those criterias might not read forums at all....
and im happy for 5 years already!!!!!!!
not sure though if this one is joke or not......but my advise to that man to not wait for a honest answers too much...the ones who fits those criterias might not read forums at all....
RE: Are you a unique woman?
I qualify here too. Found love, been happy 4 years, hope i'd be happy 50 more, never stopped working on cams:))
My man is FANTASTIC!
My man is FANTASTIC!
RE: Are you a unique woman?
Let's continue bein' happily married for the rest of our lives honey;-)
Hugs&Kisses
Hugs&Kisses
RE: Are you a unique woman?
Many have ridiculed me for my devotion to the enigmatic Dulcinea. But, as the ultimate dreamer, I too, astride my noble steed Rosinante and accompanied by my trusted friend Sancho Panza , have held strong against overwhelming odds in the quest to fulfill my dream and capture the love which possess my soul. But alas, she remains elusive.
Fear not brave warrior, you will find her, even if as I have done, only in a dream. Ahh yes, "Fantasy"... the reason we come.. And who can know whether that fantasy might not one day become more? Good Luck........ Cheers
Fear not brave warrior, you will find her, even if as I have done, only in a dream. Ahh yes, "Fantasy"... the reason we come.. And who can know whether that fantasy might not one day become more? Good Luck........ Cheers
RE: Are you a unique woman?
Im suprised many people think im joking...
but i understand that on the internet people might think so...
as the internet is full of lies and exaggeration... So many weirdo's and liar’s and game players....
You gotta be carefull who you talk to!
I once met a girl from the internet...
I wanted to go check out this mini golf place so I said we can go have a game as it would be a fun way to meet.
I get there as a I see this really short fat emo looking girl! A completely different person than in the photo’s she sent me.Now I’m the sort of person who does not judge on looks I like to see who the person is inside
She looks at me and says “Hey Lloyd”
I calmly said “You lied about your photo..”
She said she wanted to test me to see if I’m a shallow person.
I replied “who’s shallow? You have lied to me from the start about who you are.”
I then left...
Its like if you’ve lied this from the start.. I could not trust anything you do or say from that moment on.
And one thing I really value in any relationship be it friend or lover... is being able to trust and respect each other.
I imagine if my right woman is reading this she will understand what im saying... simply i dont have time for such childish games....
so no this is not a joke thred... who knows where u can find that special person. so if your a woman who values simular to me.. i challange you to let me know
but i understand that on the internet people might think so...
as the internet is full of lies and exaggeration... So many weirdo's and liar’s and game players....
You gotta be carefull who you talk to!
I once met a girl from the internet...
I wanted to go check out this mini golf place so I said we can go have a game as it would be a fun way to meet.
I get there as a I see this really short fat emo looking girl! A completely different person than in the photo’s she sent me.Now I’m the sort of person who does not judge on looks I like to see who the person is inside
She looks at me and says “Hey Lloyd”
I calmly said “You lied about your photo..”
She said she wanted to test me to see if I’m a shallow person.
I replied “who’s shallow? You have lied to me from the start about who you are.”
I then left...
Its like if you’ve lied this from the start.. I could not trust anything you do or say from that moment on.
And one thing I really value in any relationship be it friend or lover... is being able to trust and respect each other.
I imagine if my right woman is reading this she will understand what im saying... simply i dont have time for such childish games....
so no this is not a joke thred... who knows where u can find that special person. so if your a woman who values simular to me.. i challange you to let me know
RE: Are you a unique woman?
not sure about this , but i mite even randomly ccmail you if the subfgther is ur screen name ...not any time soon tho ,and its gonna be random lol
RE: Are you a unique woman?
ok i will keep my eyes open for a message from a random person in ccmail... maybe she is the one :P or maybe some crazy stalker .... we will see..
RE: Are you a unique woman?
hah thx Cybill... im an optimistc person ... all the good ones cant be taken ,each year millions of girls turn 18...there must be a few good ones produced ;)
RE: Are you a unique woman?
so you are looking for 18yo girls?
i am affraid i am out as it's been a few years since i turned 18 :(
im in my twenties but more close to 30 then 18 anyways
and how could i be a stalker???
i dont know you yet
so obviously not a stalker...YET
hahahaha
btw how old r you and where are you from???
i am affraid i am out as it's been a few years since i turned 18 :(
im in my twenties but more close to 30 then 18 anyways
and how could i be a stalker???
i dont know you yet
so obviously not a stalker...YET
hahahaha
btw how old r you and where are you from???
RE: Are you a unique woman?
Probably one of the daftest, judgemental remarks i have read here in a long time. What sort of person, man or woman, looks for a partner that doesn't possess good qualities? (Robert Musil perhaps..lol) it is no ill reflection on the searcher.
RE: Monikababe
She ran away to set up a chicken farm in a remote Siberian village. She's shaved her head for convenience and now mostly wears a sack.
logical
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair,given that you are blind that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'Nah . Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' :--)
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair,given that you are blind that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'Nah . Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' :--)
shooting a lion
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly" Said the Doc. :--)
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly" Said the Doc. :--)
RE: 38yo and still kickin'...
Thank you bunches sweetheart.
Hugs&Kisses and ALL my LUV to ya ALL girls&guys out there.
Hugs&Kisses and ALL my LUV to ya ALL girls&guys out there.
RE: 38yo and still kickin'...
Happy Birthday and everything u wish...health, love and of course lots of money hehe...Kisses and hugs
RE: 38yo and still kickin'...
happy b-day from me too - even i dont know you, i like b-days or any occasion for celebrating life!
many happy returns dear and many kissessss in process :D
many happy returns dear and many kissessss in process :D
slow tease vs instant action
hey there ...i keep reading the messages posted here daily ...but a question popped-up in my mind now ...what do viewers prefere ?? a slow teasing show , discovering bit by bit the sensual parts of a woman's body or a show where the girl undresses quick for the viewer to cherish her naked body not loosing any time with the undressing part ??
thanks for sharing everyone ...
kisses
thanks for sharing everyone ...
kisses
RE: slow tease vs instant action
Well it depends on the viewer and the host, I prefer slow teasing strip when I am in PVT with a special host.. and quick undressing with other horny host..
RE: slow tease vs instant action
I prefer a slow tease... but how slow depends on the price per minute. For a $5,00 121 show, for example, I don't want to wait too long. Plus, there are times you just want to get your relief, shower, and go to work, but usually I like slow.
RE: slow tease vs instant action
i prefer the slow tease with the right woman,
even better and if she lets me then for me to slowly undress her and tease with my lips and fingers ;-)
but each to their own, some women like it faster :-) and it's not so easy to slowly tease with only bra and string
even better and if she lets me then for me to slowly undress her and tease with my lips and fingers ;-)
but each to their own, some women like it faster :-) and it's not so easy to slowly tease with only bra and string
RE: slow tease vs instant action
For me it depends on who is doing the teasing. Many hosts seem to think that teasing just means getting undressed slowly. This is just boring and frustrating. Good teasing means posing and moving sexily, showing a bit then covering up, flirting with eyes and smile and much more. If it is done that this then I would take a tease over instant strip every time.
RE: slow tease vs instant action
Slow tease when the host can do it right. I dont like having to instruct the host every second, tellling her exactly what to do. Part of the joy of a tease is not knowing exactly when your going to see a little bit more.
RE: slow tease vs instant action
I like the slow tease also, except I do not like the slow tease be be so slow that nothing is ever done to finish.
help help help :( celulite everywhere
:( I have celulite everywhere :( I dont know what to do , I want it gone before i go on holiday , it is getting worse by the day .... do u know any treatment ?? something i could do to remove it fast ?? thanks
RE: help help help :( celulite everywhere
diets, fango packings, anticellulite massages and electro muscular stimulations...this works for me...lol
RE: help help help :( celulite everywhere
try mezotherapy...100% result but expensive..10 seanse was for me 700$
RE: help help help :( celulite everywhere
can i make a booking with you too ted???
many thanks in advance
many thanks in advance
MISS MY HUSBAND :(
Hi everyone :( I feel so bad ... I was married for 5 years I met my husband on a site like cc .. we lived together and i used to work on cc and he used to have a normal job , i paid most of the bills and used to treat him badly :( Cause i was the one with the money , and i used to get angry he would let me work on here to make money for him , i never had time for him i used to talk to guys online all the time , he cooked for me . and the only time we spent together was when we were having dinner for 20 minutes ........... we now are not longer together . :( i miss having someone , i changed so much and now I am alone :( And sad ... no one . I live on my own .. i pay now for everything and I have to work very hard to do all alone ... I wish i could go back and change my past . but i cant :(
married is like a castle :( when you are on it . you want to get out , when you are out you want to go back in :(
what should i do :(
married is like a castle :( when you are on it . you want to get out , when you are out you want to go back in :(
what should i do :(
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
im afraid there are no guarantees in life......just hope for better luck second time around
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
I know is not way he would be back , he has now found a gf . she is the same age as him , i met him when i was 18 and now i m 24 . he were 14 years older than me , we got married so i could stay in uk ... living here alone is tough ... I am now in a area I dont know anyone .... paying so much in rent and bills .... it is difficult , I am not sure if I should go back home , but if i go back home I know I wont find a normal job there , there is no jobs and here I have a job , study and I do cc , all so i can help my parents at home ..........
i just feel like crying :(
someone to hold and make me feel special . I havent felt this in a long time .
thank you so much for the thoughts :) XXXXx
i just feel like crying :(
someone to hold and make me feel special . I havent felt this in a long time .
thank you so much for the thoughts :) XXXXx
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
believe me but i know for sure how do u feel and it's too hard to pass over it ...i am sorry and i wish in future u can be happy and maybe the probelms with ur hubby will be ok...think possitive
;)
;)
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
Sounds to me like you are missing a buddy not your ex husband. The way you describe your relationship with him is not exactly worthy of calling a marriage. Dont give up and put a big smile on your face and you will find another hubby that maybe will appreciate you more.
Goodluck
Goodluck
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
Faerlina I usually agree with what you say on these forums, but not on this statement "I believe marriage is a safe way to ruin a relationship" I think when married a woman is more likely to make compromises than for a bf. But then I've never had a 12-year old relationship so can't really say, 12-year old relationship is probably stronger than few years of being married.
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
so are you saying that we need to support our boyfriends????whilst they are some lazy asses all of this in the name of love ???and still considering them men enough!!!!! girl u gotta be on crack!!!!
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
no no only in extreme circumstances, like for example health problems etc. I once had apendicitis, 5 days in hospital and then a whole month wasn't able to do proper shows :(
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
No one said support them because they're lazy, if your bf can't work for whatever reason for a certain period of time (health problems let's say) what do you do, leave him? Not sure who's on crack sweetie.
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
Its so important to have a positive outlook on life. And to stay focused on what is important to us!
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Too bad the cows did not know this and I would never have had to fix the fence! :D
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Too bad the cows did not know this and I would never have had to fix the fence! :D
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
I had to get married to stay in uk ..... I know what i felt for him maybe wasnt love , he beat me few times and i think man should never do that , i was confortable , now living alone is tough ... i miss my mom and family . i dont have money to go home now , sometimes i feel giving up all , but i need to send money home ....... maybe one day i willl find a nice man .... i am in south london .. i often move ..... life been a night mare .. thank you everyone .. i guess i was just used to be near him xxxx
kisses to u all xx
kisses to u all xx
RE: MISS MY HUSBAND :(
men do not raise a hand to a woman no matter why...he was a coward this type of person will not change you are better off without them
to sad sad
Sweetie, I know it would take a lot of courage but if you post your host name hear there are some of us out here that would be happy to come to your chat room and visit - be a friendly ear and help you re-build your sense of self worth and earn a few $ to get back on your feet
RE: Big breasts vs Little breasts
I prefer smaller perky breasts, once they get above a C cup, they are too large. B cup is about perfect I think.
RE: Big breasts vs Little breasts
In real i like small to normal. In fantasy big is nice sometimes, but small to normal ok too
RE: Big breasts vs Little breasts
Small or big is not the question, best is when they are sensitive and have "expressive" nipples :-)
RE: Big breasts vs Little breasts
I prefer Natural sized boobs....so long as u don't get silicon ones any size is ok. Besides what's underneath them boobs is what gets my rocks off anyway!!!!
RE: Big breasts vs Little breasts
Breast bigger then B is udder of cow for me! For me "Breast" is what I can put in my hand! And again, this is just my mind.
RE: A Cut Above
Here in CC i don't care!but prefer circumcised in real:P its weird in the mouth with mushy and stronger smell(yikessssssss).
RE: A Cut Above
I'd like to know too, do Russian women like circumcised? I think most Russian men are not. Want to know
RE: A Cut Above
Thanks!!! Was curious to know, and nice to know some Russian women like circumsize:))))
RE: A Cut Above
"I prefer men who can get it up."..me too! And those who can keep it that way pretty long time :P Didn't have many men in my life (in real), I dont know how a circumsized cock look, feel..
Question for romanian hosts?
I sent a gift to a host and the Romanian post office has it. Now the hosts tells me she has to pay $50 to receive it? Why does the post office charge for gifts? please any one explain it to me. thank you.
RE: Question for romanian hosts?
In the future, use FedEx. With FedEx, customs is less likely to check as closely than the regular mail. And while you will need to declare the value, you can put the low end of the true value.
Remember that the value of an item is not necessarily the price you paid. Many items are available at various prices. Just consider the price of milk from one store to the next. And there are different ways to determine value. For example, if you sent a gold necklace, is the value of the necklace what you paid, the appraisal value, the scrap value, et cetera? Scrap gold is worth much less than a new necklace, and once you buy something, it is no longer "new". (You know the old saying about a car depriciating the second you drive it off of the lot, don't you?)
Another thing to do is not send anything too expensive. Save this for visits. This will draw less attention to the package. Keeping things below about $50 will help. (A $200 gold necklace could easily be described as a $40 gold necklace if one were to value the necklace as scrap.) Also, there are different ways to describe the necklace.... They ask for material but if you "forget" and just write"necklace, $40", nobody may notice. Finally, sending things at Christmas time or other busy times (I assume this was a Valentines/Dragobetes gift) can help. This time of year is a probably pretty busy.
Remember that the value of an item is not necessarily the price you paid. Many items are available at various prices. Just consider the price of milk from one store to the next. And there are different ways to determine value. For example, if you sent a gold necklace, is the value of the necklace what you paid, the appraisal value, the scrap value, et cetera? Scrap gold is worth much less than a new necklace, and once you buy something, it is no longer "new". (You know the old saying about a car depriciating the second you drive it off of the lot, don't you?)
Another thing to do is not send anything too expensive. Save this for visits. This will draw less attention to the package. Keeping things below about $50 will help. (A $200 gold necklace could easily be described as a $40 gold necklace if one were to value the necklace as scrap.) Also, there are different ways to describe the necklace.... They ask for material but if you "forget" and just write"necklace, $40", nobody may notice. Finally, sending things at Christmas time or other busy times (I assume this was a Valentines/Dragobetes gift) can help. This time of year is a probably pretty busy.
RE: Question for romanian hosts?
i received many gifts from members from US or other countries and never payed more than $1
help me please
i recently had 2 hosts get mad at me because i see other hosts. Yet they never acted like they care about me or not, never answer emails, etc. why would a host be mad when they see members all day and i never complain. Just curious, members or hosts what do you think? thanks for the info.
RE: help me please
Well... my own rule is I never talk about other hosts unless a host brings a name up first. It's just impolite to do that... she's your "host," after all.
On the other hand, most of us wrestle with the same feelings, to some degree at least, especially after we have exposed our own vulnerabilities/shortcomings to another person. Hosts are no different. You go somewhere else, as is inevitable here, and they feel a sense of loss when they find out about it. Emotional, not logical, but real nonetheless.
I hope this makes sense. I am not a woman.
On the other hand, most of us wrestle with the same feelings, to some degree at least, especially after we have exposed our own vulnerabilities/shortcomings to another person. Hosts are no different. You go somewhere else, as is inevitable here, and they feel a sense of loss when they find out about it. Emotional, not logical, but real nonetheless.
I hope this makes sense. I am not a woman.
RE: help me please
It is a business, a livlihood. No one likes to lose a sale to their "competitor". So this is a natural reaction and the host may feel a little rejected. They may not know how to overcome the perceived objection they think you have.
Dont make it a personal issue. Just as you would respect a woman you were with by not talking about past g/f's - practice the same here. Let the host know how you feel about them and how they make you feel. Tell them why you want to spend time and money with them.
Hosts, your goal should be to make your customer say WOW. And you want to get them to come back more often. So, give them a reason to come back. Getting angry doesn't help. Find out what the members "hot" buttons are - and don't be afraid to ask for the order. Ask or invite them back. Make it a "date".
Dont make it a personal issue. Just as you would respect a woman you were with by not talking about past g/f's - practice the same here. Let the host know how you feel about them and how they make you feel. Tell them why you want to spend time and money with them.
Hosts, your goal should be to make your customer say WOW. And you want to get them to come back more often. So, give them a reason to come back. Getting angry doesn't help. Find out what the members "hot" buttons are - and don't be afraid to ask for the order. Ask or invite them back. Make it a "date".
RE: help me please
Well, there are several possibilities:
1. The host is interested in having a real relationship with you.
2. The host is interested in having all of your money.
3. Both 1 and 2. (In certain situations, this is sometimes called "marriage".)
I would not worry about it unless (1) you have promised the host not to see other hosts or (2) you told the host that you don't have much money so you cannot see her but then proceeded to see another host.
You could talk to the host and ask what the issue is. (Radical idea, I know.) Maybe she really likes you as a person and is really jealous. But be careful because even if she says this, she may be lying to get your money.
I am not sure how the hosts found out. Either they are friends or work in a studio together, but there are no rules against saying you do not have a cam, using multiple CC ids, and using multiple yahoo ids. Unless you are telling a host that she is your girlfriend and then seeing other hosts, whom you chat with is your business.
1. The host is interested in having a real relationship with you.
2. The host is interested in having all of your money.
3. Both 1 and 2. (In certain situations, this is sometimes called "marriage".)
I would not worry about it unless (1) you have promised the host not to see other hosts or (2) you told the host that you don't have much money so you cannot see her but then proceeded to see another host.
You could talk to the host and ask what the issue is. (Radical idea, I know.) Maybe she really likes you as a person and is really jealous. But be careful because even if she says this, she may be lying to get your money.
I am not sure how the hosts found out. Either they are friends or work in a studio together, but there are no rules against saying you do not have a cam, using multiple CC ids, and using multiple yahoo ids. Unless you are telling a host that she is your girlfriend and then seeing other hosts, whom you chat with is your business.
RE: help me please
Asiandoll may have summed it up with the ending to her message.. P.O.W. A "Prisoner of War" is what is may very well be. The competition for attention (translated to video dollars) is not only keen but sometimes elicits significant emotion. Recently I had a first time experience with a host who asked me if I had a favorite. Sensing this was a loaded question, I responded with " There are several girls I like to chat with". Wrong frikken answer...:) Her response was : Why don't you go visit them?" "Session ended" was the next message... I had to look to see if I was in the Dungeon category... Oh well, it is what it is and I have met some really nice hosts here.. It just like anything else, there are all kinds of personalities everywhere.. Cheers.....
RE: help me please
Yup "Realistic", it is what it is . No argument there. But, as a realist, I would suspect you might also agree the entire concept of porn, and the surrounding dynamic , is essentially fantasy based. If that's true then it wouldn't be much of a stretch, in my opinion, to say some probably find considerably more, outside the scope of the porn aspect, here. After all, It's their fantasy / reality and one never knows what might develop in crossing over between the parallel existence of the two . No sir, one never knows .. Cheers....
RE: help me please
thank you all for your answers and i appreciate it very much. i will be more considerate and hope they understand my feelings too.
good question
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50."
He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $400. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?" :--)
He continued, "Anyone caught breaking this rule a second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $400. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?" :--)