General Forum
it hard
It's hard to remember that 99% of these girls who are so charming to me here would turn their backs and snub me at a dance club. And that's assuming the doorman would even let me in.
RE: it hard
I remember leaving a club, the last time I ever went to one cos the doorman said, "Goodnight granddad!" :-(
RE: it hard
Maybe u dont dance so good - would be same anywhere then..!!
I was taken dancing by 3 hosts here in Russia , was a cool club and great music .. left at after 3 am .. fantastic night ...
M
I was taken dancing by 3 hosts here in Russia , was a cool club and great music .. left at after 3 am .. fantastic night ...
M
Forums
Just to follow up from previous posts, and the design of forums. CC seem to have strict guidelines concerning some posts, but turn a blind eyue to blatant spam, and that is what some of the posts are, advertising the "merits" of some hosts. As has been pointed out, if there is something to be said about a host, or member, please post in the correct forum, and try to justify what you have to say.
* General Forum
This is available to everyone, Viewers and Video Chathost alike. It is designed to stimulate debates, feelings, opinions etc.. between Video Chathosts and Viewers. Chathosts can leave messages for their fans, Viewers can let Chathosts know their preferences etc....
* Viewer Only Forum
This is available for Viewers to talk to other Viewers. To let other Viewers know who their favorites are, their experiences etc...
* General Forum
This is available to everyone, Viewers and Video Chathost alike. It is designed to stimulate debates, feelings, opinions etc.. between Video Chathosts and Viewers. Chathosts can leave messages for their fans, Viewers can let Chathosts know their preferences etc....
* Viewer Only Forum
This is available for Viewers to talk to other Viewers. To let other Viewers know who their favorites are, their experiences etc...
RE: Forums
How camcontacts runs this site and how they decide what posts to publish and what posts to delete is their decision and their's alone.
RE: Forums
True, but transparency is an important and neglected attribute.
Talking about experiences with and questions about hosts is one of the main points.
Talking about experiences with and questions about hosts is one of the main points.
RE: Best place for honeymoon
Mmm such a gentleman) No, thx, in this case, i will do it myself without any manwhore;)
RE: Best place for honeymoon
ok i will take you then. you already have most of my money, i may as well spend some more on you.
RE: Best place for honeymoon
No thx ive changed my mind:P:P Ill better take one of my gals;)
RE: Best place for honeymoon
man whore ? lady whore ?
is it not just as nice for a woman to give as a man to give , in this equality world - no need for name calling ..
if someone wants to give something nice to someone else - it should not depend on what sex they are surely ?
is it not just as nice for a woman to give as a man to give , in this equality world - no need for name calling ..
if someone wants to give something nice to someone else - it should not depend on what sex they are surely ?
RE: Best place for honeymoon
Im cool
did i seem tense ?
not at all , relaaaxxed as can be here ....
and enjoying your pics as always miss M
did i seem tense ?
not at all , relaaaxxed as can be here ....
and enjoying your pics as always miss M
RE: Best place for honeymoon
sure it's just as nice & rewarding for a woman to give as a man but that is the point.ok asked to be given(though i'm sure it was in good humour),therein lies the difference :--)
RE: Best place for honeymoon
I like Hawaii. I am going to go there soon on vacation, but not as honeymoon
RE: Best place for honeymoon
Phi Phi island, Thailand. Lots of sun, sea, sand......the rest is up to you.
RE: Best place for honeymoon
Haven't you heard? Coal is going to Newcastle, Polish coal and there are some very cute nuggets too ;)
RE: Best place for honeymoon
take your new bride someplace she can feel comfortable.....1-2-1.
RE: Best place for honeymoon
It depends on what your girl likes. If she likes to swim maybe some place with beautiful beaches. If she likes art maybe France or Italy.
She may not remember what happened in the hotel room but she will always remember your honeymoon if you pick the location that matches her interests. Maybe post some of her interests and we can help you find someplace perfect.
She may not remember what happened in the hotel room but she will always remember your honeymoon if you pick the location that matches her interests. Maybe post some of her interests and we can help you find someplace perfect.
RE: Best place for honeymoon
Always wanted to try Tahiti...that black sand.....anyone want to come? ....I mean go....
RE: Best place for honeymoon
surely must depend on your relationship ..
and type of girl ,,
some like the sea and sand ,, my ex did not as we had traveled the worls and did so many beaches ..
my gf loves the beaches , but preferes a place with life and dancing ..
other prefer the romantic open beaches , and to be alone ....
depends on the mood im sure ...
and how long you have been together...
and type of girl ,,
some like the sea and sand ,, my ex did not as we had traveled the worls and did so many beaches ..
my gf loves the beaches , but preferes a place with life and dancing ..
other prefer the romantic open beaches , and to be alone ....
depends on the mood im sure ...
and how long you have been together...
Fulloflove
Beautiful Russian brunette who gives an incredible show at reasonalbe price (78/118). One of the best I have seen here. A hidden gem.
Viewer Only Forum
Anybody else find it crashingly dull? Pardon my sceptism but maybe it should be renamed Studio Boss Forum.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
Now you know how to find it, Nick, you don't have to use it. It is supposed to be a place where members can talk about hosts without them being able to reply, or put forward their point of view. Yes, I must admit it has more mentions, for and about hosts than the shy fan club, but we have this forum for that.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
since they can read it they can respond to it in general and quite often do and yes it is crashingly boring
RE: Viewer Only Forum
A good point Gorty. However, just some member saying how absolutely wonderful a certain host is doesn't convey much without supporting details. Conversely, slagging off a host is just cowardly without the member's recognised name and some supporting evidence.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
The beauty of the written word is long gone for most and they simply cannot construct eloquent prose anymore. Plus I venture to think that most will be shy about a blow-by-blow description ala Penthouse Forum.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
then why can't members read the chathost only forum? we need to see what we are soing wrong also.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
if the customer is always right why do some host say they have rude members or members not saying good-bye or asking for insant action in little staller category? Are host wrong for posting this?
RE: Viewer Only Forum
simple.because you can be right & still rude.and no they are not wrong.you can be right but still be ignorant.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
In real life, the author of diffamatory "information" can be sued, in CC anyone putting bad posts about a chathost can do so just "for fun" or out of bad mood, etc. although such posts can have devastating effects on girls' reputation and income.
I understand all the more those who prefer never to be cited here - my fav also ask me to abstain giving them compliments here
I understand all the more those who prefer never to be cited here - my fav also ask me to abstain giving them compliments here
RE: Viewer Only Forum
it begs the question about relationship between screen name and real name. some say no connection but in order to keep ones privacy, i feel its best not to disclose one's real name or location. my own preference is to use a pseudo name and location as well as multiple screen names.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
Just as in real life if things that were said were not true then other people will come to defend host. Likewise if complaints are true then probably other members will speak out.
Some members think their favorite hosts are angels 100% of time, but in reality all people have a little bit of a dark side and we don't all see it. It's the same for members too. Some members have great reputation with many hosts, but maybe they treated other hosts poorly.
An example in real life is that you might have wonderful school teacher in class room but he/she might have sex with a young student. In these cases many times students and parents will come and defend teacher and say it's impossible, but what happens many times there is proof in photos, text message, emails, gifts etc that showed the dark side of the "wonderful" teacher.
An example from my very own experience here is that I had favorite host(she had 5 star rating when she left CC) who I would have defended in forum if some one said bad things about her. I thought she was sweet heart and angel, but later I found out she told a few big lies to me and to other members. When I aked her about her lies she broke our friendship. We didn't talk for almost a year then one day she wrote to me and said sorry for the past and can we be friends again. One year later we are still friends, but of course I learned my lesson and must be careful with my heart. Sometimes we exchange gifts, but I don't send her money and I haven't paid for a video since 4 years ago because I'm not an active member. I just come here to read forums and share my experience by warning both hosts and members to be careful.
Some members think their favorite hosts are angels 100% of time, but in reality all people have a little bit of a dark side and we don't all see it. It's the same for members too. Some members have great reputation with many hosts, but maybe they treated other hosts poorly.
An example in real life is that you might have wonderful school teacher in class room but he/she might have sex with a young student. In these cases many times students and parents will come and defend teacher and say it's impossible, but what happens many times there is proof in photos, text message, emails, gifts etc that showed the dark side of the "wonderful" teacher.
An example from my very own experience here is that I had favorite host(she had 5 star rating when she left CC) who I would have defended in forum if some one said bad things about her. I thought she was sweet heart and angel, but later I found out she told a few big lies to me and to other members. When I aked her about her lies she broke our friendship. We didn't talk for almost a year then one day she wrote to me and said sorry for the past and can we be friends again. One year later we are still friends, but of course I learned my lesson and must be careful with my heart. Sometimes we exchange gifts, but I don't send her money and I haven't paid for a video since 4 years ago because I'm not an active member. I just come here to read forums and share my experience by warning both hosts and members to be careful.
RE: Viewer Only Forum: any studio owner around?
Wise words although I also had some thoughts about the feeling I had if I were attacked and lying in my blood in some US cities, people would rather avoid me than help me to avoid getting problems... I'm afraid same case for some girls victims of some calomnies!
In real life, there are some "gang wars", in cam world, some fierce competition between studio owners: are they posting adds here regularly? What is your feeling?
In real life, there are some "gang wars", in cam world, some fierce competition between studio owners: are they posting adds here regularly? What is your feeling?
RE: Viewer Only Forum
Yours is a balanced view Ray, as always. It's just that we all have our personal favourites so others' may not mean much to us and it is all so drearily repetitive in Viewers Forum. My thoughts anyway. My favs forbid me to mention them in forums.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
Yes Nick I also find it rather repetitive but then again I suppose the stuff that gets posted there is what it is kind of for. I would imagine the host forum is just as dull.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
I was told I was discussed in Chathosts Forum once but that was 2 years and several maxed-out credit cards ago.
RE: Viewer Only Forum
why complain about it here instead of going there and doing something yourself to liven it up?
RE: Viewer Only Forum
definitely think the viewers forum is far more interesting and less repetitive than general which is dominated by imshy.
dear "Nick94"
I don't see any interesting posts from you in Viewers Forum. Lead by example. Show them how to do it. Do you post a review after every video you watch?
ways to get one star
1) misrepresent the rules of your adult category
2) say you dont strip even though you show total strip with hi lo game icon
2) say you dont strip even though you show total strip with hi lo game icon
RE: u saw???
Well I have heard so many rumours about two posters being the same person that, if I believed them all, there must only be two people actually posting on this website. Me and all the others :P
RE: u saw??? ~ host in adult section
Awww... and I miss you too.. hmm at least I would if I knew who you were? hehe..
Seriously though.. I am not dead, nor AWOL, just normally too busy for CC these days.. I still come back every now and again chat to friends, but most of them have my email address or yahoo and so we find other ways to chat.
It is nice to be missed though and I hope you don't get too bored these days..? :) If so you can always ccMail me.. I am sure I can find something entertaining to relate your way... hehe..
Ai grijă
TNTTHKWIIBIS
Seriously though.. I am not dead, nor AWOL, just normally too busy for CC these days.. I still come back every now and again chat to friends, but most of them have my email address or yahoo and so we find other ways to chat.
It is nice to be missed though and I hope you don't get too bored these days..? :) If so you can always ccMail me.. I am sure I can find something entertaining to relate your way... hehe..
Ai grijă
TNTTHKWIIBIS
RE: u saw??? ~ host in adult section
of course you're not me.i don't know why you would think anyone thought you were.you have style,i have substance.
SOSAWOLHMTTNTJAJ
SOSAWOLHMTTNTJAJ
RE: u saw??? ~ host in adult section
Pity, i also dont know who you are, i would love to know you better, but im really glad to see you here again:) the forums are boring without you:)
Who i am doesnt matter to much, i dont use to post my name here, im just a woman who admire you, your great sense of humor and your way to treat us. Please, stay like this. Kiss!
Who i am doesnt matter to much, i dont use to post my name here, im just a woman who admire you, your great sense of humor and your way to treat us. Please, stay like this. Kiss!
RE: u saw??? ~ host in adult section
Well I too like your attitude as well.. and no, the details are unimportant really. You don't have to be comrades in arms to learn to have respect and understanding for each other, and in my experience it costs nothing to be polite. If you ever change your mind please feel free to ccMail me. I do check that every so often and I promise.. I don't bite..least not hard anyway :)
Off to bed now.. Y'all sleep well too.
TNTINRGTSBWTH
Off to bed now.. Y'all sleep well too.
TNTINRGTSBWTH
RE: u saw???
why so mean , he is traveling a lot with his work, but still on IM ..
so :-)))))))))
so :-)))))))))
RE: 1LittleAngel - so hot
If you look up just a little bit and to the right slightly you'll see it there :P
RE: 1LittleAngel - so hot
Thanks INYF, I never realised before I could access each forum from the above toolbar. CC is a constantly unravelling mystery isn't it? Either that or I'm really stupid!
RE: 1LittleAngel - so hot
Damn maybe anon was right and I shouldn't have been so facetious.
Whatever happened to the viewer's forum ?
And even worse Ally will start to find the general forum dull too :(
Whatever happened to the viewer's forum ?
And even worse Ally will start to find the general forum dull too :(
RE: 1LittleAngel - so hot
Attractive and sexy enough girl but she will double the length of a video if you let her. Sweetheart just give a good show and stop the stalling.
dear "LoveRuShka"
I know what you are going through a little. I'm in love with someone from CC, too. That person met more than one of us and chose the other. Now that person say "big mistake" I picked wrong. I wait for the divorce to see if things will be as they should have been from the beginning. I don't care about being second choice as long as it is Final Choice.
RE: dear
LoveRuShka is wise, as a re-bound relationship is dangerous. One must have patience for the other to heal totally. Gortensia seems to allude to a variation of "better to have loved and lost..."
RE: dear
We guys are so unreliable, always chasing the latest flame. My best advice to you, if you really want to get married, is not to marry a man. Not helpful I know but it's based upon long observation.
RE: dear
Ah! thanks - a pity so many young people seem to think that marriage will solve so many of their problems - it doesn't, it creates new ones.
RE: Gwen Vs Lance the Bet
:P that was more rigged than a kenyan election,
You want to go Double or Quits?
You want to go Double or Quits?
RE: Amsterdam
there's going to be drinking and dancing and fucking, it you sign up to go that will make two
RE: Amsterdam
I can only hope those same two don't show up at my fairwell and continue on with the drinking, dancing and fucking. Well, 2 out of 3 is ok, but that third...leave me out I'm not into the necro stuff
RE: Promotion Deal (January Sale )
Couldn't you make it that we view you for 15 minutes and get an hour free session :D
RE: Promotion Deal (January Sale )
not sure about that.don't think i would pay money to see the rooster pecking in the feed yard.better to see a solo star.jmo ::--)
RE: Promotion Deal (January Sale )
Yes I am very happy with the old* cheeky hosts :)
* old as in been a host on here for longer than 4 weeks
But you must remember the cheeky host formula which is
Old cheeky hosts + new cheeky hosts = more cheeky hosts
and we can never have too many cheeky hosts.
* old as in been a host on here for longer than 4 weeks
But you must remember the cheeky host formula which is
Old cheeky hosts + new cheeky hosts = more cheeky hosts
and we can never have too many cheeky hosts.
RE: Promotion Deal (January Sale )
hehe war hun!i told Wayne before to give him special show but we have diff.time!(lol)...hugzzz!!!
RE: Promotion Deal (January Sale )
sugar darlin, what he didn't volunteer to change his time? we can't tech this boy anything
RE: Promotion Deal (January Sale )
hmmm anyway hun,not online often now on CC so hard to catch me:P...hugzzz!!!
RE: Promotion Deal (January Sale )
I think the idea of having a promotion is a great idea and other hosts should pay attention but an hour is a long time if you intent is sexual. Maybe for every 4 fifteen minute sessions you get a free one is better?
RE: ART
It is a perfect example of the proof that people in the artistic world have their heads so far up their own arses.
RE: ART
"The square = feeling, the white field = the void beyond this feeling."
i was curious and found this and other info on this painting. painted in 1913 Russia, must of been interesting times.
i was curious and found this and other info on this painting. painted in 1913 Russia, must of been interesting times.
i know how it keeps 5 starts )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Just when not much ppl visits you.....
you keep 5 stars lol
been for long week in .......* first online ....and not much ppl lol
still 5 stars.....
congratulations to me :d:d:d
you keep 5 stars lol
been for long week in .......* first online ....and not much ppl lol
still 5 stars.....
congratulations to me :d:d:d
Meeting
I am in Moscow and just spent the night with a delicious Chat host from Fetish :)
thank you CC for bringing us together :D
thank you CC for bringing us together :D
RE: Meeting
errr not sure what your insinuating... I only have compliments for women always :)
RE: Meeting
could be insinuating that it's not that nice to come brag about it in here, some might know who he's talking about
RE: Meeting
well a delicious woman as she is.... :) I cannot marry her because she is already married :s
RE: Meeting
Do they have wifi in the rooms? That was one of the nice features of the Presnja hotel - that and the closeness of the Patriarchy Pond too.
RE: Meeting
Better to get an apartment, more room. wifi, and better value than most hotels. The apartment company will even supply food as part of the service.
$140 a night gets you a classy place right in the heart of Arbat. Worth every cent :D, its nice here the Russians are very welcoming and helpful too
$140 a night gets you a classy place right in the heart of Arbat. Worth every cent :D, its nice here the Russians are very welcoming and helpful too
RE: Meeting
Arbat is a great place to stay. Arbat itself (the street) is of course ultra touristy but still fun and plenty of free entertainment. Be sure to bargain if you buy anything on the street.
The restaurant with the big cow in front (I forget the name) is a great place to eat. They also feature their own beers.
The restaurant with the big cow in front (I forget the name) is a great place to eat. They also feature their own beers.
RE: Need your opinion
Well, now he knows what you say is in your heart. Maybe saying it will help.
I know there is a certain girl here that I flirt with MASSIVELY. Butr how to know it is real?
I know there is a certain girl here that I flirt with MASSIVELY. Butr how to know it is real?
RE: Need your opinion - ok ok
The "flirting" is real, but how can one believe real "follow-up" is possible between a mature guy and a 20-something?
RE: Need your opinion - ok ok
Then why is he here on this site? Sure there are a few normal guys here, but most of us you probably would not take home to meet your parents.
So be careful with your heart. I agree with ahotpleasure it's not good to chase someone who is so blind to not see you. Even if you catch them in the future they probably will always be thinking of someone else.
Also be careful of young handsome guys. I knew a host who thought she found her young prince and he wanted to go to her country to meet her. But her heart was broken when she found out he tried to make arrangements to meet other hosts too.
So be careful with your heart. I agree with ahotpleasure it's not good to chase someone who is so blind to not see you. Even if you catch them in the future they probably will always be thinking of someone else.
Also be careful of young handsome guys. I knew a host who thought she found her young prince and he wanted to go to her country to meet her. But her heart was broken when she found out he tried to make arrangements to meet other hosts too.
RE: Need your opinion - ok ok
Are you saying us perverted guys can't be nice ? :(
You shouls hear some of the compliments I give the girls on here when I am being perverted :P
You shouls hear some of the compliments I give the girls on here when I am being perverted :P
RE: Need your opinion - ok ok: To LoveRuShka
If you & this guy get together in real life, what will you do if he keeps coming to cc?
RE: Need your opinion
just tell him that u care about him very much and see where it goes from there...dont ask u never know...good luck
RE: Need your opinion
stop sayin it here and start sayin it to him sweetie....listen to uncle shy...he knows what is the best thing to do LoL
RE: Need your opinion
He's playing you.
He's feeding you crap about another woman to make you want him.
Beware.
He's feeding you crap about another woman to make you want him.
Beware.
RE: Need your opinion
Hello ....LoveRuShka.....
My Dear ....altho it may sound blunt ...but please if he is in love with someone else ....then he will not be able to see the love that you have for him....
It is not easy to love someone that you can not have for what ever reason...and it is even harder when you are friends and want to keep the friendship...
Maybe for now ....concentrate on the friendship....because you really do have to be friends before you can be anything else....I know it will not be easy ...but if the friendship is important to you....and if he is important to you....then you will find a way..
I hope that he does eventually see what he can have ...but in the meantime please be careful with your heart my dear.......and enjoy the times that you do get to spend with him..
Keep safe my dear....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
(rose)
My Dear ....altho it may sound blunt ...but please if he is in love with someone else ....then he will not be able to see the love that you have for him....
It is not easy to love someone that you can not have for what ever reason...and it is even harder when you are friends and want to keep the friendship...
Maybe for now ....concentrate on the friendship....because you really do have to be friends before you can be anything else....I know it will not be easy ...but if the friendship is important to you....and if he is important to you....then you will find a way..
I hope that he does eventually see what he can have ...but in the meantime please be careful with your heart my dear.......and enjoy the times that you do get to spend with him..
Keep safe my dear....hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
(rose)
RE: Need your opinion
Love is something that everyone experienes. It is a painful experience that initially dazzles us and obscures our perception of reality.
Even if it seems impossible for you to overcome practical problems, if you really love someone you will find ways around them.
People establish friendships without any hidden motives and treat one another as equals; people who are in love suffer greatly because the relationship is one of inequality where one partner always loves more and is dependent on the other, who, in turn treats him/her badly.
But never having been in love is worse than having been in love and having lot your lover. So I think you have to just let nature take its course
Even if it seems impossible for you to overcome practical problems, if you really love someone you will find ways around them.
People establish friendships without any hidden motives and treat one another as equals; people who are in love suffer greatly because the relationship is one of inequality where one partner always loves more and is dependent on the other, who, in turn treats him/her badly.
But never having been in love is worse than having been in love and having lot your lover. So I think you have to just let nature take its course
New Dharma, wow
She is a very nice, sweet women, she is great to talk to and is honest on how she feels and shows are great quality, of course she is some shy but not so so shy , if you want some one sexy, definitely give her a chance.
latinDaniela
Hi...has anyone seen LatinDaniela....she is so hot....she has not been around for awhile...anyone know what has happened to her?
3 kinds of men
There are three kinds of men The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
I am the third type.
I am the third type.
RE: Money honey
good answer...depending how deep ur pockets r you can believe she loves you...sure she meet for sex but like a prostitute there will be no respect, intimacy hope for future...course u could start pimping her/get a return on ur investment...lol.
RE: Money honey
She's gone now and doesn't answer e-mails, but I get this:
P_L_T__LG_RL: hello!
P_L_T__LG_RL: you can send me money?
P_L_T__LG_RL: hello!
P_L_T__LG_RL: you can send me money?
RE: Money honey
Nothing, of course. But why do girls who only meet you a few times in a chat think that will work? I'm more likely to answer a Nigerian e-mail.
RE: Money honey
got one of those from a supposed hong kong company recently. does this mean i shouldn't believe them
RE: all
...i am sure your intention was to be nice, it would have been much better not to have started with the word "almost". And incidentally, everyone here who isn't dead above the waist already knows they are special.
RE: all
I started out without "almost" but then I remembered one or two that are only special to their pimps. There are not many of those, but a few here are indeed hardcases.
One has gotten over $20,000 out of one member and yet because she spends two weeks with him a couple times a year he is happy to keep her on a monthly retainer. This type is not "special" in a nice way to me. Yeah, yeah, he is doing it with his eyes relatively open (though he actually thinks he is her #1 exclusive), but this is not for most of us.
One has gotten over $20,000 out of one member and yet because she spends two weeks with him a couple times a year he is happy to keep her on a monthly retainer. This type is not "special" in a nice way to me. Yeah, yeah, he is doing it with his eyes relatively open (though he actually thinks he is her #1 exclusive), but this is not for most of us.
RE: all
I'm sorry, but there is no logic behind your actions. They know who it is writing as "must post as anonymous.." and are letting the posts remain although they originate from you. Surely then they would have no objection to you posting under your real name? The only proviso would be if they didn't want the other forum readers to know you were the one making the posts, but I can see no reason why they should want to do that.
Dumbest Headlines of 2007
The First line is the headline - second is commentary
(Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might ha ve that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
(Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might ha ve that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?