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Dirty Johnny catches his father opening a rubber,
He says, "What are you doin', Pop?"
His father says, "Son...uh...son, I'm going to try to catch a rat."
Johnny says, "Yeah? What are you going to do when you catch it? Fuck it?"
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RE: The Paradox

hehee.. I wish someone was coaching me and I wouldn't have to worry about saying the wrong thing or getting stuck saying nothing.

I think what brought up the question is, it interesting how "some" host not all, that are in the same studio, or area tend to ask things in the same manner way and order. I'm sure and dont think that anyone on that thread ment any disrespect, offense or generalization to anything bad.

I for one find a little, just a little, routine ok. However you do get that one girl that stands out and takes you by surprise that mixes it up. Those you tend to remember more.

Being that its all small talk and geared to break the ice. Theres bound to be redundancy and recurring themes in the beginning conversations.

:)

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RE: The Paradox

Ah I understand you why you posted the question. Excellent. I apologies for my misinterpretation of it. Here I though I wanted to try and make someone not feel bad, but instead am recomended to shut up. And they say viewers are rude.

Great. Sorry for caring. ;)

Have a nice day. :)

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RE: The Paradox

No worries dear.. All good here. Translation misinterpretation has lead to wars before. Lets start over. No war here hun. (K)

peace :)

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RE: The Paradox

Ive just read that post and i wanted to comment also! I dont know about hosts but memeber - they all talk like one - lol:
hi, u r gorgeous! can i see more of you?
(if you stand) mmmmmmmmmm or wow - u have amazing body bb!

heheheheheehehe
not making fun of memebers just wondering, do they patronize the girls or they think thats the way to make girl show more?! is it?!
im realy currious! anyone?!

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RE: The Paradox

When chatting with lots of female its the easiest way to use those standard frases and the girls usually chat the same way. If get to know someone more then the chat also changes to more interesting content

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RE: The Paradox

You mean that doesn't work!!

At first it can be difficult to figure out how well a host speaks English, and I think you have to say something, and it may be simple and ordinary. But I don't want to come across as patronizing, and certainly not as stupid. I'd like to think I'm more than a dildo in the flesh! and I hope I give that impression... :)

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RE: The Paradox

There was another post later in that section saying how this series of questions and answers has simply evolved here naturally, and I think that is true.

Every member knows the girls will ask the standard questions about how are you? what is your name? where are you from? It's just a polite way to get started when we both know what the member really wants, and it really doesn't take that much time.

As to the member comments, most men just don't know that many compliments, because they don't use them often in real life. lol

They see girls here that look better than anyone they know, so they pull out the 3 best compliments they know and use them over and over.

Then we have a meeting once a month to decide which 3 compliments we will use next month.

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RE: Toenails fetish...

I would need see them and their shape and colour to say for sure

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Joke

What did the optimist say when he jumped off the 50 story building?

Well, so far so good!

OK, it sucks.. but then so does your Vacume cleaner..









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RE: Joke

yes, but was he a true optimist and said "I'm half way done", not "I still have half way to go." :p lol

:)

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RE: answering machine :)

Hahahahaa this is so cool)

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RE: question about gifts

Best answer I can give is either use Google or Yahoo search facilities. that's how I found mine for Russia. :D

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RE: question about gifts

Try Romanianflowers.com. They have various sister sites.I have used them on several occasions and the quality has always been good. Prices are similar to send flowers to someone in uk.

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RE: question about gifts

www.flowers-to-romania.com

I have used www.flowers-to-russia.com worked great and was economical. I recommend them highly. I dont know if flowers-to-romania.com is affiliated but if they dont check out for you or no one has any other ideas, I would inquire to flowers-to-russia.com for a suggestion. They were really helpful.

Good Luck!

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RE: question about gifts

lol my birthday will be soon i hope flowers are not for me loool or if they are that will be a big coincidence but a lovely one lol

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RE: question about gifts

or you could check this http://www.flora2000.com/Shopping/Romania.asp

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The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules "
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping



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RE: The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

lol... My wife drives a rasberry colored car.. ANOTHER FRUIT!! lol

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RE: The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

One more

1. We said we would we would support the life style you ARE accustomed to. NOT the one you want to become accustomed to.

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RE: The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

NEVER EVER )))

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Another brick in the wall

Richard Wright, a founder member of Britain's legendary rock group Pink Floyd, has died at the age of 65 after battling cancer, R.I.P
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RE: Another brick in the wall

RIP. let us all shave our eyebrows in homage.

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RE: Another brick in the wall

What eyebrows ?..

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RE: Another brick in the wall

RIP indeed, 1 of my favourite Rock Bands, Comfortably Numb is awesome track x

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RE: Another brick in the wall

dam... RIP

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RE: Another brick in the wall

Let's hope that he and Syd are reunited and having an awesome jam somewhere in the skies.

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Hey teacher leave those kids alone.

He was great a 21 centuary poet may he RIP

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RE: Another brick in the wall

cancer sucks.

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Ideas of shows

I love to do diffrent things like daresmrole play etc and was wondering what other ideas people or hosts had for sexy fun
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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

You are directing your question to the wrong audience. Ask your fellow glamour hosts instead. The answer is because some of your fellow glamour hosts strip.

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

read the rules closer miss.
keep in mind members can not try to force a host to do anything in any catagory. if a member does, then i suggest your email cc to imform them of such member.

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

No. It has become a wide open category. The host defines the limits of her show. I have spoken to Glamour hosts who will do nothing but smile and chat with very limited sexuality and other hosts who will take everything off and play. With that kind of range of experience you can't blame members for asking for at least a strip. If you have a problem then ask your fellow hosts to limit their behavior but again...fat chance. Money talks.

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

We can always hope

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

This is a cm site we pay so we exect more than chat

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

Agreed. But it is their right to ask and that is what the host is complaining about. If she says no and he keeps insisting then he is an idiot and the host has an ignore key. If she agrees and then doesn't deliver then the member and CC have a problem to deal with.

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

I DONT THINK THAT WAS THE QUESTION. THE QUESTION FROM ONE HOST WAS WHY GUYS ASK FOR STRIP IN GLAMOUR.

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

BECAUSE SOME OF THEM MAY ANSWER "YES"!! YOU NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY, RIGHT? CLEAR ENOUGH??!!

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

Do you really think that guys come to a adult site and pay over 1 dollar a min to speak about the weather? There are many free chatrooms where we can speak about non sexual things. We all came to CC in began for the same reason, because its a ADULT and fantasy site. Here we came for virtual sex and guys dont come with stupid reply and say, no I didnt come here for sex shows because I came here to make friends:) What kind off a looser will pay his friend for speaking to him by the way? We all know deep inside why we came here in began even though for some its hard to face it. Glamour or whatever category you are in, thats not going to stop us, we will almost always ask about the same thing. But if the girl refuse to strip then its best to leave and find someone who is willing to strip. But I take my hat off for the girls who actually make some money in a adult fantasy site without taking of their clothes. Thats is just fantastic for the ones who can pull that off.

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

Cool and sunny, a little snow on the roof , but the fire is still burning..

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

Just look at TellMeMoree, so much money she makes, so little she shows

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

for u mb

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

If you could check out her pics you would see a sexy girl, probably like you

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RE: Guys WHY LOOKING FOR STRIP SHOW IN GLAMOUR

why not? (just being honest)

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RE: want to share my turn on:)

One of the most creative and unusual marketing schemes I have heard on CC. There was a host Cherry19 who played the violin during video but not nude and not as a toy. I played the violin as a young boy and I sucked at it but I love the sound. A string Quartet can get me off almost as quickly as a hot CC host at 70 cents a minute.

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RE: want to share my turn on:)

Please tell me that when you say you 'sucked at it' you only mean that you were not very good!! :P

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RE: want to share my turn on:)

Epon E Mouse,

You beat me to getting that line up here in the forum...:P

If was "sucking at it..." my mind is trying to come to terms with which end you might start with...:P:P:P

YMBK



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RE: want to share my turn on:)

Gotta be quick if you wanna beat us mice you know YMBK!! Early birds have got nothing on us!! :P

Would seem to me that violins have one thin end and one fat end... although the thin end does have quite a few sticky outy bits!!

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RE: want to share my turn on:)

Do you know any hosts who own a double base?

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RE: want to share my turn on:)

you mean bass right?

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RE: want to share my turn on:)

Er um yeah

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RE: want to share my turn on:)

any nude oboe or bassoon players out there?

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RE: want to share my turn on:)

a total turnon 4 me2
i loved our time together (K)

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Question for members

I am curious what happens with guys that enter only for few seconds and they live? I accept them in vid then either no words and leave, or say ' mmmm' and leave or they stay literally 2 secs, not enough time to even type a hi... It is annoying. Are you guys able to vote so quickly? I wanna say also i have good camera, connection and nice look, so whats wrong?! Thx
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RE: Question for members

Sometimes the Flash player for a video session doesn't load properly and we guests are literally "speechless," because we are unable to type. Recently I have also begun to have the experience where the actual formatting of the video session page is distorted. And then there was the time the host was my ex-wife........

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RE: Question for members

I think this question was asked last week and we got a bunch of pretty good answers. The concensus was dont take it personally.

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Question for all Hosts.....

For all hosts whom are single right now (with real b/f or not), if you got married would you:

1. Abandon cc all together, ie never come back
2. Ask partner whether you could continue with cc and be totally up front and open with him re what you will do or will not do in video.
3. Continue on with cc but without partners' knowledge.
4. Some other combination i can't think of....

Over to you.
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RE: Question for all Hosts.....

Oh, and can we also know your favourite colour and what sort of cheese you prefer :-)

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RE: Question for all Hosts.....

If i would get a relationship it would be a very opened one, i can't see it being otherwise.
So my guy would know what im doing here thats for sure.Now...what would i do...that would depend mostly on him and his reaction i think.
Anyway...knowing myself i don't think i would have any kind of motivation anymore to be online here.Let's be realistic...a good relationshiop is so much fun, who would sit infront of a pc instead living the day with their partners of life!
I would miss it somehow for a while, thats for sure...i would miss talking to a few persons who became my friends in the many years i was on CC, the 100% non-sexual friends lol..I guess that i would continue to communicate with them by e-mail now and then.
So i would ask his opinion about this...and even if he would say its fine and would accept it, if i would ever feel he is uncomfortable or upset, i would stop it right in that moment.Case closed, thats it!
It's not that i am a slave in a relationship, but if i get myself in a relationship its only because i really care and feel for that guy, so nothing would be more important than him.I couldn't be happy if i would see him uncomfortable about any of the things im doing.

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RE: Question for all Hosts.....

Well if i already have a bf and consider marriage then for sure he knows i am online in CC. I get very close to my bf, no way to hide such thing. If he considers to marry me then he accepts what i am doing already. A paper cant change our already existant relationship. Still if he has enough money to keep both of us at least a while, then i can leave cc or just open couple hours from time to time.
New relation ... he would find out sooner or later, cant stay with him if he is not able to understand, i am very open minded in general. But well if he asks me to stop and we can resist from his money, i might consider:) in the end i want relation to work ....

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RE: Question for all Hosts.....

The vast majority of the hosts are here for economic reasons .

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RE: Question for all Hosts.....

About 99.9% of hosts here have a significant other. I like when they admit this coz you know you are not going to be taken up in the love game.

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RE: Question for all Hosts.....

In my imaginary world, me and my David (imaginary hubby) live at the sea coast, ill be painting and we have some kind of caffe or something similar- easy going, in our house, that he runs with my help ofcourse, and we dance under the moon light all night long:); he would know i use to work here and would be open minded - other wise he can not be "my David":); but if future brings something diferent for us - he is still open minded:) of course lol - then if working on cc is whats best for make our living, thats what i would do with his approval and support - this may look like easy job, but not for me, especially if i would be married i would need all the support I can get - but i realy hope it will not come to this - working online is time consuming more then any job i ever did - i do prefer life versus money and ive waited for him too long to give all my time to job and not finally enjoy the company of beloved one:)

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Tell or Not tell ?

My question is ---

chathost's do you tell your viewers you have a b/f in real , if asked ?
or you think viewers will stop seeing you ?

and members / viewers -- dose it stop you from seeing a host if she has a b/f ?
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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

The hosts are, almost without exception, incredibly attractive and personable individuals. I therefore work on the assumption they are almost all likely to have real bfs, husbands, or partners and asking them the question is pretty redundant.

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

I agree with your statement, Hart, but if you ask them, in most cases they will deny having any... probably with a fear their viewers might not like it.
And if they admit having bf or hubby, it may affect their attitude, and consecutively mine too, but it they don't care, why should you, unless you get more involved with feelings towards them?

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

yes I agree with both of your comments, I figured they are so pretty and beautiful how can they not have b/f .
I myself don't mind if host is married or has b/f.
but my g/f - host wont tell , afraid of lossing viewers.

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

This question comes up regularly and answers such as this reveal more about the respondents experience (or lack) with women. You paint a picture of beautiful girls in real waiting like CC hosts for any guy to come along and then grabbing him to make him their bf. My experience is that beautiful intelligent girls are less likely to have a long term bf than less attractive ones. They have the self confidence not to feel compelled to take any guy who wants them and they can afford to be selective. Hosts that I have got to know well have alswys told me when they have had boyfriends and about problems and split ups with them. It is important not to confuse a boyfriends with guys that a host may date a few times then realise he is not suitable for them.

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

sorry but its not true - many pretty girls are single - and i bet you know why - man are intimidated by them - god knows why?!! and man are knowen for"going for second best" - wrong?!

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

Very true. Hot girls are picky.They can chose. Sure many men are after a beautiful girl, but it doesnt mean that she HAS to be with one of them. What if she doesnt like any of them? Or broke up with someone and just is not ready for the new relationships?There can be many reasosn for her being single, and remember there is a saying-the most beautiful people are often lonely.

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

if men have half a mind they'll not pick an exceptionally pretty girl...most of which r terribly narcisisstic, not too bright and high maintenance, don't have a lot of ambition because they they use their looks for avancement in the skin trade of all sorts...so my advice would be to pick someone who is not considered exceptionally attractive and more down to earth.

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

99% of the hosts ask me about my status, if I am married or have a gf. No matter what what category I visit. My answer depends on my mood, I think here is around 20% honesty, its just a game. Its not often that people from here meet in real life so who cares if people are married or not? I think that 95% of all members here come here to see shows and have fantasy and 95% of host come here for money only. I am sure that most girls that have other options and better income somewhere ealse will stop working here. Its not a marrige site for sure. Friends and family category is very funny, I mean who will ask their friends or members of their family to pay a lot of money to speak to them? :)

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

hey i can tell you that most girls dont tell here......i think it will make buisness slower if they tell and even if it hurts,if u love her u must try to accept this.in my experience i learnt that u should try to know her better and find out if u can trust her.if u decide u can trust her, then dont try to make her tell if she doesnt want,im sure she believes that its good for her.
i had same problem before and if you want any more help send me a cc mail....my screen name is(danin)
good luck

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it would not prevent me from visiting and it isnt a turn on or turn off
they (the host) is working. if i like how she works nothing else matters. if i knew her personal life or real thoughts about anything, well it isnt a fantasy anymore so it would come down to , do i like this person or not. ive seen a few hosts that i disagree on things with but shez still hot as hell and ill still visit them:D if only to debate topics with a hot naked babe:D

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

Does not stop me from viewing.

In fact I'd go so far to say that being married myself, chatting/viewing/playing with a married host puts a better understanding and makes for a much more relaxed session. :)

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

And they are all bisexual too :)
Lying about being single is a tactic hosts use to capitalize on men who unfortunately come here to meet their emotional needs.

I'm pretty in tune with my natural lie detector. If a host is lying to me about being single it's a big turnoff for the same reason that a host saying "I love you" is. It's very indicative of what type of person she is, the type of person who is first a lier, and a lier with no regard for other people. A person who has the capacity to use, abuse, and exploit others for profit. I prefer not to give my money to people of such character.

I will allways prefer the company and business of hosts who are likable, be they single, married or otherwise.

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RE: Tell or Not tell ?

wow ! what mixxed replys.. hehe
Turk.. how can you tell when a host is laying about being single ? Cuz she is so beautiful and there is now way she would not have a b/f - hubby ? But.. like one of the girls said above.. they work so many hours it is hard to meet a guy in real.
So I figured.. some do not tell so Not to lose viewers and others are honest and do tell.

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One more thing , which makes me laugh some of the host's say they.. have real b/f.. but DO NOT tell them they work at CC. That amazes me how they can keep this secret.

I am proud to have a host -g/f.. and I respect her choice not to tell.. but it is hard.. cuz I want all the world to know , she has a b/f.
oo well life goes on !

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yes i have same thing i date a host to but i know sometimes says she is single coz many members wont go to pvt if she says has bf. so i agree theres both good and bad hosts. but dont blame them if they dont admit they have bf coz so many members wont go to video if they do which to me dont make any sense when used to see many hosts why would it matter most just want to have a naked show anyway. but if a host continues the act of she might like u or love u just for money then thats not right and i have told mine such.. it happened to me and she knows about it i dont want her breaking some guys heart just for money..... but anyway boyfriend its good for u and me and any other guy who has gf on here not all for just money

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Casablanca

I just finished watching the movie Casablanca on TV. It is a classic love story. One of my favorite movies. I began to wonder....are there any young hosts who have seen the movie and enjoy it as much as I do? I tend to doubt it but then...I have been surprised here before.
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RE: Casablanca

yes i do:))))lol.hihi

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Host... What do you like to see?

Host, what do you like to see when you 121 video with a member?
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RE: Host... What do you like to see?

good to know...next time keep my trousers on

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RE: Host... What do you like to see?

cum

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RE: Host... What do you like to see?

gio congratulations,the funniest post for a long time.hahahahaha :--)

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RE: Host... What do you like to see?

I don't see how you girls to it. I would never ask you to do it either.

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RE: Host... What do you like to see?

The money counter... lol...

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RE: Host... What do you like to see?

So you like to see meat? Mmmm

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dying wish

An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this sombre moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.

The undertaker apologises and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange.

The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.

She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?"

"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied.

The wife smiled at the man.

He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads" :--)
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Tasteless and brilliant

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That had me in tears, thank you:))

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Did not see that punch line coming!!!

HeHe

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odd question?

i am curious. many of the women in dungeon are bisexual. how many members or hosts who are women visit a female mistress? Just wondering how prevalent that is? Thanks for your response.
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RE: odd question?

You will note that actually the majority of hosts in whichever category also describe themselves as bisexual. This does not bear any relation to their true sexuality, is just a perfectly acceptable marketing device.

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Hey guys you ever had a pedicure?

Get a pretty pedicurist. Almost as good as oral sex.
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I have considered it but never had the courage to have it done. I had to go to a podiatrist once. I was jogging and hurt my foot and my doctor sent me there. He cut my nails and put cream on my feet. Pretty cool. If I was rich I guess I would have that done all the time. I had a gf who said I should go for a manicure and a pedicure but I thought that would be a bit gay. I recall years ago my dad took me with him for a haircut and shave in a fancy salon in a hotel. They had a women who did manicures for men. Maybe I will go. I think tiny asian women are hot. Having one working on my feet with her head in line with my crotch might be hot. Then again it might be gay.

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RE: Hey guys you ever had a pedicure?

Thats what I had a pretty asian girl. Quite erotic.

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No, I don't swing that way.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. I have friends that are metrosexual. It's just that, personally, I consider acts of metrosexuality repulsive.

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RE: Hey guys you ever had a pedicure?

Whew... I'm glad Turk said hell no. I had a hell no typed up yesturday and just couldn't submit it. Didnt wanna be the first. :p

I hold my man card firmly in my hand everywhere I go, I'd never leave it at the door of anywhere. Just could bring myself to do sucha thing.

I also dont wear flip flops, sandels, or care if this tee shirt goes with these jeans. Oh and I wear white sox after labor day, What is that about. :p

later!
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Star Ratings - Like or not???

To All,

What are host/members views on the star ratings:

Do hosts really like them or really hate them? And why?

Do members take any notice of them when looking at a chathost?

Is there a better system and what would it be?

Should the number of votes be included along the ratings?
ie Chathost : XXXXXXXXX (4.5 stars) 197 votes

Let the discussion start....

YMBK
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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

its better than nothing.

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The stars never sway me in or out of seeing a host. They really dont matter much to me. So many times I hear of viewers giving 1 star to host that dont do what they say they wont or cat do. To me thats just wrong. If a host was rude or something like that sure lower stars, but to use it as a punishment for non compliance of slavery is not right.

I cant think of a better means TBH, but I suppose its the best we got right now. To ban the stars would give hosts no reason to preform well, and with them they are sometimes forced into things they never wanted to do for fear of a bad rating.

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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

Yeah...it is better than nothing. But I like your idea of having the "total # of votes" included. I'm a statistics-geek like that :))

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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

1) The host's can speak for themselves of course but I cannot imagine any would hate them: self evidently the higher star rating equals a greater prominence and presumably more custom.
2) I only take notice of them inasmuch as I assume anyone with less than 3 stars might prove problematic: otherwise they don't factor.
3) No suggestions.
4) Number of votes cast is a good idea. I would also suggest that only unique votes count, like the old eBay feedback system before it changed.
FYB

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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

couldnt care less really....i go to who i want to...regardless stars. Think hosts might think othervise coz they further up on "who's online"....but stars dont mean anything to me as a member.....the person behind the "host name" is more important

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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

the order of magnitude tells something but even best girls can be victim of a guest who is asking for things they are not willing to do and who will give them one star only as a consequence: an unjustified punishment!
But if a girl is constantly mistreating guests or has bad video quality or doesn't speak well enough, and consequently gets low number of stars on average (less than 3), I'd abstain from trying

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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

here's where I think the star rating does matter and gives some insight. when you see a host who is always listed as 2 or 3 stars over a long period time (months) and never get up to that 4 or 5 star range ever, I think it's a good indicator that they aren't exactly the best at what they do and you're definitely taking your chances.

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Interesting...so far only members making comments no hosts want to venture an opinion.

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heyyyy ML cc mail me please

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because i have never had a cc mail & i thought if i begged & added a touch of mystery i might con you into sending me one.damn,seems it didn't work & even worse now everyone who reads forum knows what a sad,pathetic loser i am. c'est la vie!!

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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

Star ratings at either extreme tell me a lot. If a host has a low 1-2 star rating I know she is probably a scammer, staller or otherwise gives a bad show for the money. If a host has a 4-5 rating I figure she is pretty good. Gives you a good show for your money. 3...is a crap shoot. I also give new hosts the benefit of the doubt. If it is low I ask them why they think it is low. I dont buy that host get bad ratings because of technical problems or because members hate them. Sure there may be one or two of those in a rating but the law of large numbers says that they will average out. So yes...as flawed as the system can sometimes be I like the ratings. Low ratings never get my business.

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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

Heres an even better idea off of Margit suggestion. Have the rating bear the weight of the time spent in video. Like a 1 minute 1 star would be nothing compared to a 10 minutes 1 star. I'll leave it to the math wizes to figure it out. but something like
(rate x time spent)= rating(avg)

This was a great 5 star 1 hour video would over ride 10 1 minute 1 star rating. :) whadayathink?

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personally

i do not check your opinion about a host i think is appealing, i.e. stars ratings.
that being said
during our chat most often my lady will mention her concern about that so, unless she displeases me somehow i had a great time so all get 5, if displeased such as 121 and she types to sum1 else i give 1 if not really worth much , such as bad\slow showing and such, i dont wste my time rating

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waste your time rating? Hmmm.. anyway it costs you one click and on that screen you must do something anyway to go further!
This being said, not rating an average session a 3 is doing this person a favour if she is rated higher before you visit her.

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i do not check your opinion nor do i care for your replies:p

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RE: Star Ratings - Like or not???

When I chose a host I do not consider the star rating. However I will say that on the occasions that I've had very bad experiences with hosts I noticed afterward that they had very low ratings.

Also, hosts tend to be over rated. What I mean is, there are many 4 and 4.5 star hosts, when is the last time you saw anyone rated at only half or one star? I suspect that a lot of members, if they like the host, will just give her 5 stars. I say this because I used to do this. One day I hesitated and thought about it a little, and I realized that just reflexively giving 5 stars wasn't helping hosts or members. Now I am more judicial when rating a host.

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RE: if hosts asks you to do not enter her vid

No, I would not. The whole reason I'd be in free chat is to see if I want to go to the vid. She how her personallity is, she if theres a start of a connection (not a "god i want to marry you" connection, but a wanna chat with you more connection)

I wouldn't want to go exspecally if she said "not a good idea."

:)
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RE: if hosts asks you to do not enter her vid

Hmmm...you mean there is really more than one answer to that question????

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there is more then one answer to this question.i had a few members who even after a few minutes of plain non connecting conversation wanted to come see me,and even i have told them ,i don t see how our conversation could get better in my video if it sucks in free they still came in video.literally didnt knew what to do,and just closed my session,rude i know ,but if members doesn t listens my advice and still enters my room not my fault is it

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yes,

Exactly, if host is uncomfortable with the way the text chat is progressing with the member, she might think there's little or no point this continuing and I don't want you in my vid, thanks all the same.

I recall this type of chat with a host i was vid-chatting with and she told me despite at least 3-4 times saying "No I don't do that in vid, I don't think u should come into my vid", the member entered anyway and ask yet again. The host told me, she had little alternative than to close the session, which she felt bad about but had to.

As for me, if host said no pls dont come into vid, I must respect her wishes. I will ask why of course?

(One did happen like that and host told me she was cooking, which I thought was quite funny at the time, but now it was prob better as host (adult) was prob not in the right mood. Thou I did think why is her room open and available???)

YMBK

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Did ya ask her politely if you could watch her cook? That might of been kinda fun. ;)

I did one time have where a host and I were chatting and she wanted to make a rum and coke and I watch as she did it instead of leaving and coming back. Kind fun seeing aroud the room and stuff. She offered to make me one too, spilled it o the keyboard as she handed it to me which ended our session as her PC shorted out... lol last part is a joke. :p

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I would not go to video, because it is her choice if she wants me to come to video or not. I honor that choice. There are others that I may visit.

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Agains kids...I would be an adult and ask her why? Also why would I want to go to vid if the host didnt want me there? Maybe she is having a bad hair day...maybe she doesn't feel like performing...maybe she just wants to chat (fat chance). You got to respect someone asking you not to go see them......in my opinion anyway.

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RE: if hosts asks you to do not enter her vid

100s of hosts happy and waiting for my dollar and your asking me if id waste time on a girl i dont click with? really!?!
i spent more time answering this then i would typing to such a host.
if we dont click then bid her fare well my lady and move on.
why agrivate a girl that doesnt want to act happy to see me and that i cant act like i am enjoying her show.
NEXT
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RE: if hosts asks you to do not enter her vid

Of course I would not enter a host's video if she asked me not to enter. Any normal socially developed person would not enter a host's video if she asked him not to enter.

Of course members are free to do whatever they choose, just as hosts are free to eject whomever they choose. ;-)
It's my opinion that anybody who enters video chat after being politely asked to not enter should be ejected as a matter of principal, and for the purpose of conditioning normal social behavior.

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need advice

Hi everyone,


Why i need advice. I met a girl about a year ago. Visit her once or twice in prt. Never saw her nude. W e have chat for the past year on yahoo, totally nonsexual. Well, a few days everything change, the conversation became extremely sexual. Anyhow, she ask me to get a webcam. She wants me to masterbate for her on cam. My problem is I really don't want do that. I really don't like doing cam to cam. So should i do cam to cam and well do what she wants?
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jj,

A whole year on ym and not a hint of sexy talk, mmm ok then so...

1. Should you get webcam yes.

2. Masturbate on cam for her, only if you feel comfortable with it and I think you need to really ask her " What has happened and why our talks are now all of sudden sexual and you wanting to see me nude?

Ofc if you decide to cam-2-cam and show her yrself naked i think it only right that she do same back to you in pvt ofc.

"So should i do cam to cam and well do what she wants?"

Nope only do what you want. Dont bow to her pressure until she can give you good answers and so that you satisfied in yr own mind as to why she the chats have become sexual in nature.

Good luck
YMBK



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she knows lots about you (ie ur adress etc ) can she blackmail u ?

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for every action some there is a consequence of some kind, some day, some place. weigh it.

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good advice. say no.

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damn JJ get a cam and jerk off and enjoy it--dont you think she has been enjoying it with others while you was not here--hehe

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Dont do anything ur not happy with, no1 likes a fake show, get a backbone and stand up 4 ur principles.Sorry 4 the brutal honesty.

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Ask her why her change in behavior. If it is a reasonable answer then you decide if you are comfortable with appearing on cam or not. Are you 5? Ask and decide like an adult. And one last piece of advice. Don't give a lot of creedance to a relationship on CC. Sure a handful work out but most are just two selfish people trying to get something from the other.

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I'd say get the cam and see what happens. Dont commit to the masterbation, but get the cam. In my eyes only fair. You've seen her for the past year, it only fair she can see you too. Does she know what you look like? She have photos? That could change alot.

The fact that you two have been on Y for a year shows a certian level of commitment on her part. (no offense girls not saying Y is the only way to show commentment to your fav veiwers (K) ) Maybe she just wants to take it to the next level. I mean think about it... I you two were local and started dating, maybe after a year you might wanna peck on the cheek. Nothing wrong with a relationship turning sexual, unless it was established in the begining that it shouldn't be.

Can you cut lose with a little more info? Like are you married? she invovled? that might change the perspective of things. No worries if you dont or cant. But IMHO if you two are not involved and are both constenting adults, I see no reason to not go to the next level. But take you time. No reason to rush. Get the cam, get confortable and go from there.

Good Luck!
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RE: need advice

jj...long term member etc etc.

I know it is a small matter but it's one that irritates the pedant in me; to you and the 99.9% of other people who ever use the word in their postings, masturbate has a "U" in it.

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lol.... noted! Must be why it never translates..

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get the cam ,dont ever turn down a woman .i am a 51 year old cabbie still haveing fun .so heck ya do it

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To explain further, she has had a longterm relationship with someone who if I remember correctly is from Sweden. The problem is she has tried to meet him several times and he always has an excuse why they can't meet. This has been the main reason why I have never pursued a relationship with her.

Over the past year, we have converse about every 2 weeks. The specific conversation where everything changed, she had asked me "When was the last time you made love." I replied it had been over year and she said same with her. We started to discuss our past love lifes and eventually the conversation got very sexual.

She has seen a photo of me. I have not seen her on cam for almost a year. She has sent me photos of herself.

She said she really need a lover in real life. She said that she gave a member her yahoo because she was so horny and want to watch him masturbate as she pleasured herself. Lol, she said she left him with blue balls because after she came; she was afraid her sister would wake up so she closed her session.

I have purchased a webcam. I still don't feel comfortable fulfilling her request. Plus, I want know if she will on cam so I can see her.

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JJ for once in your life use your heads! :)) (K) Now serios you already bought the cam, turn it on and enjoy the ride.

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Why haven't you seen her on cam in so long ?

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oh come on man

you said to her your not comfortable with that stuff and she is trying to force you to do something you do not want to do and your asking us what to do:O
if you do this for her expect it all over the net. or next week she will get you drunk and youll wake up in teajana doing a donkey showwith a tomali in your butt

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agree johnzhon.

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Never do anything on the internet without anonymity that you wouldn't want the whole world to see. Anything you do on the internet can potentially be seen by the whole world. It can be used against you.

Think carefully.

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It could be that she wants to confirm your gender. My first impression is that you are a woman. If you are not, I apologize in advance for any offense. It's just that as a man I have a natural tendancy to comunicate openly and directly.

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Viewer or Personal Forum postings

I think most members have a tendency to post comments in the Viewer Forum rather than in the host's personal forum. Am I in the minority for doing the opposite and what is your opinion as hosts? I can appreciate the Viewer forum postings being good from a business standpoint, generating more vids, yet they seem to loose and lack the personal feelings I want to convey. May even be hosts don't read their personal forums so my efforts are in vane anyway. Would appreciate feedback on what you ladies think.
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Always****,

The issue i have personal forum is that hosts can delete the bad posts....which is very odd, so really it just a "good personal forum"

I think is pretty well known that hosts do read their own forums and if there is a negative post which wil effect her traffic is goes in the bin.

There are some hosts that do leave all posts up and to those hosts I say "Well done."

Thus then the viewer forum really becomes the only outlet for expressing all views without the knowledge the hosts can get it deleted unless host writes to cc and complains.

my 2c worth.

YMBK

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LadyAlpha,

"yet,very few take the time to post in girls personal forums"

Excellent point, i wish i knew why as well.

I try to leave 1 post at least about the girl and her vid show in her personal forum to express my "public" thanks of her, and i know from first hand experience, the hosts i have done this for are very happy and send me a nice message of thanks.

That message from the host will just about always mean they will get a return visit from me.

YMBK

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I find it strange too:) i love my forum and write it daily - if anyone reads - i have no idea, and i wanted to stop doing it, but then i decided not too cosue im doing it for those who like to know me better and not for those who think im bragging or what ever; ive tried to get people writing in it, not just my viewers, but it seems to me that if member writes in some girl forum, he thinks he is too exposed and his other girls will see it and fuss about it - playing with feelings all around:) heheeheheh

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People like an audience and they rarely get it in a host's personal forum. Plus they can be critical and the host can do nothing about it in General Forums.

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TBH, I never even looked at the personal forums. :( After seeing how important it is, I will make more of an effort to make some posts.

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i dont think i have even read viewers in a month + and dont think i commented on a host i saw there in a year+
IF i do comment it is either in her forum (half the time) and in comchat after i saw her(most times)
otherwize, well hell i forgot who i saw yesterday.
umm
what was the question?
nvm i have porn to watch

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hosts type you preffer

do you guys preffer girls with loads of make up and all the time dressed up on camera,or you like the casual round the house look ,bit more natural??
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I like the hot girl next door look. Nice hair, eyes, lips. Some makeup is fine but subtle. Too much makes girls look awful. Remember fantasy. I want to fantasize I seduce the babysitter not go to the local bar and buy a 25 dollar hooker.

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i prefer natual girl next door type

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Definitely natural around the house look. Easy going hosts, nice to chat to. I always like someone I can have a laugh with and indulge in c2c naughtiness.

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i like host that are natural, sweet, loves to smile, kiss on cam,, talk about sex, movies, music, not to much make-up unless it makes them look like angelina jolie or anasaticia, love host to be her-self no phoney stuff and oh yes love the host be single with no attachments to a toy---but loves to lap dance

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i love natural girls with big tits and a bush-it holds the scent of their wetness so much better

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Natural... Girl next door type. I love natural beauty. I dont want to imagine kissing that pretty girl and getting a mouth full of wax and powder. lol

If the host feels in necessary to enhance their beauty, little as possible for me.

I rather like "So's" analogy. seduce the babysitter leave the $25 hooker at the bar. <thumbsup>

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I like a girl that dresses, acts and looks natural. An everyday girl looks. A sexy skirt or jeans is fine for me. Matching lingerie and very little makeup. Not much make up like monikababe or abovexbeyond or many others here. I dont need witches with loads of makeup to scare me off at night, lol.

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Ill be commin to ur dreams every night from now on bb and scare u to death)))))))This with teach u a lesson)) Dont f*ck with me;)

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Jeeeez chill))) Its was a joke) Go buy some sense of humor)))Since when ppl arent allowed to reply when someone posts abt them? I think u need to relax))

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I wish Monika was the girl who lived next door to me.

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Monika comes in my dreams every night... but not in a bad way (K)

FWIW, I dont think he should of named names. ;)

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Are you cheating on me AGAIN ;))

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Never))) Who are u by the way?))

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Paulus,

Hey pretty low comment re MB and AxB, both girls are amazing pretty and their makeup only enhances their natural good looks.

Dont blame them for being at the front of the line of the girls when hot looks were being handed out.

To MB...yeah scare him to death with a giant red lip stick each night hehehe...(K)

YMBK

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I guess I don't know why MB was so mean. From what I gathered from the comment, is that Paulus was complementing MB and ABX for not having much make up. Everyone gets on a tizzy after MB interpreted it wrong. Everyone needs to get on a chill pill.

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lol- are you saying you prefer girls that dont take care about their looks?!!!! i thought only hubbies tell that to their wives to make them feel loved or boost their self esteem: "hun i love you as you are"!!! lolllllllllllll isnt make up part of personal hygiene now a days or should be?! when i say make up - i mean all, face, body, nails,...., and its really strange that man who were the first in history to start with make up, now refuse to do anything at all - most of them at least!! I will never understand this, even if i live for 200 years more - lol; Monica, A&B and all you girls with make up on - go girls - its not what god made us like but what we can do about it:) at least thats how i see it - if you dont take care of yourself, how can you take care of anyone else?!!

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<raises hand> I've seen a few of my regs without make up. Just two days ago. We were mailing back and forth, shes said shes refuses to come on line that day cuz she got no make up on. Talked her into coming on and we videoed for an hour. Luv ya Cami!! (K)

Fiction or not. seems guys still like nautral beauty, be it inside or/and out. You can still have a level of fantasha without strying too far from your true self.

No, using make up is not a crime or the worst host thing to do. I think the most of us just like the natural part of a girl, enhanced by make up, to an extent is ok, but the base is what we all like in the end.

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totally agree and one my faves wont let me see her without makeup. and it takes her an hour to apply. she must really need it. lol.

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as casual as possible
i hate make-up. but if its done well and looks natural, then well it looks natural, enough said.
but i do get in the mood for heavy stuff such as goth or strange like stripes or camo artistically done

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I think that a lot of guys who are giving the answer "I prefer the natural look" are misconstruing the question to be "Do you prefer hosts who are so naturally blessed that they look good even without makeup?"

If a hosts goes in front of the camera in house clothes and without makeup it tells me a lot about her attitude, consideration, motivation, and desire to continue in this business.
Why should anybody expect that a host who puts no effort into her personal presentation will produce a quality video presentation?

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