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How important is hair for you guys?
What type of hairstyle do you like? Let's not go into the blonde/brunette discussion. Just style.
RE: How important is hair for you guys?
Never noticed - other than bald.
You Ladies do seem obsessed with things that just DO NOT MATTER.
You Ladies do seem obsessed with things that just DO NOT MATTER.
RE: How important is hair for you guys?
Hair for me is a major turn on. Long thick hair. Well groomed, clean soft and shiny. Or really any hair style that fits the girls face, figure and personality. Some girls look great in their profile pics but in video it is messy, dirty, and it looks slept on because they try and sleep between videos. Not a critique girls. I know how hard it is to look hot in the middle of the night. But yeah...great hair just adds to the look of a hot girl.
RE: How important is hair for you guys?
i like it long most times just about breast length
layered or different levels , i dont know the term, straight is better the really curly but waves look nice,
any color.
but some short haired girls are just as hot.
layered or different levels , i dont know the term, straight is better the really curly but waves look nice,
any color.
but some short haired girls are just as hot.
RE: How important is hair for you guys?
vital. beautiful hair is a perfect frame for a beautiful face.
RE: How important is hair for you guys?
Like Marge Simpson... sadly, very few girls here wear that style :(
RE: How important is hair for you guys?
I like long hair better but not the type that looks wet and almost dirty. The hair should be soft and clean looking.
RE: How important is hair for you guys?
Long and straight. Brunette mostly, though I have taken a liking to a blonde now and then. ;)
RE: How important is hair for you guys?
i prefer long dark or chokolate color hairs..maybe a bit wavy or a little curly,shiny sure.
Dedicated to her
I touched an angel.
For an hour I felt my hands caressing a piece of paradise.
Sweet, soft, tender, pure energy.
The heart never so close to heaven.
But the nectar is unforgettable, I opened Pandora's box.
No day since then without agony, without yearning, without longing.
In paradise it is softly smelling for "Comme une Evidence"...
For an hour I felt my hands caressing a piece of paradise.
Sweet, soft, tender, pure energy.
The heart never so close to heaven.
But the nectar is unforgettable, I opened Pandora's box.
No day since then without agony, without yearning, without longing.
In paradise it is softly smelling for "Comme une Evidence"...
pay per view
if a host says she is ur gf but will still charge u in video when she asks to cu there is no way in my opinion that she is ur gf, fair enough if i decide to visit her video and pay to see her as joe public as a way of helping her income.
Dunno what other hosts think about it but for me it's a sure sign not to bother making any plans.
Dunno what other hosts think about it but for me it's a sure sign not to bother making any plans.
RE: pay per view
yeah... love.... sheesh.
i get that you chicks have to make a living and all, but could you maybe do so without resorting to suckering in vid minutes with this kind of emotional manipulation? it's wrong and you all know it.
i get that you chicks have to make a living and all, but could you maybe do so without resorting to suckering in vid minutes with this kind of emotional manipulation? it's wrong and you all know it.
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!
To Routemaster who started this thread, here is the score. Dude, I'm going to throw a bucket of ice cold water in your face so that you don't get hurt like others -- including me -- who have been taken in by this. And this is a direct reply to "Little Shy Girl" and her comment that "If you wanna be her BF you should care about her and her income."
Really? I should care about her INCOME? Gee, I guess I was raised wrong. I thought the whole point to being BF and GF was about how much you LOVED each other. But funny how pretty much every professional cam girl works money back into the equation -- right down to using money as a barometer of love. Which cracks me up because if I'm suppose to give you money to show my love, then why wouldn't you give me some free shows to show YOUR love right back? And balance things out a bit? I know, you have no answer for that because it would reveal the truth -- which I'm going to do right now. So here's some tips for you to keep in mind, Routemaster. Actual HONEST ones...
1) This performer says she's your GF? Well, look for a sign that she REALLY wants to be a girlfriend. It's easy to get caught up in the sexiness of a cam girl, but seriously...turn off the computer and stop and think a few minutes...does she even ACT like a living, breathing, CARING woman would? Like an actual girlfriend SHOULD act towards a guy that she cares about?
Will she chat with you off site -- for no charge -- with her cam on? Just to stay in touch? Will he call you on her dime because it actually MEANS something to her to talk to you and to hear your voice? Will she actually make time for you during the week...to stay in touch...so you can spend time together the way an actual BF and GF would? Will she reply to your emails in a timely way -- and no, I don't mean 2 weeks later because she writes "Baby, I was busy with work." Will she even remember to send even an E-Card when it's your birthday or a holiday?
2) OR.... do you you notice that she's NOT doing any of those things? Hey, here's a big tip -- do you notice she's NOT around on holidays? Have you noticed that when it's a holiday and just when you would expect a GF to WANT to spend "together time" with her BF (even if it has to be online) that she suddenly says "Oh, honey, I can't be around" and then she's gone for several days?
Ever notice that she's NOT around for Christmas, Hanukkah, or Valentines Day? Well, here's a tip: IT'S BECAUSE SHE CAN'T BE THERE BECAUSE SHE'S OFF WITH HER REAL BF OR HUSBAND.
So I have a message to you girls. I have no problem with being in love and with helping out. I have no problem giving money to a loved one. I know many of you work and live in poorer countries. But you girls utterly and completely suck when you turn this into a con artist game the way that you do way far too often.
And don't give me any of that garbage that this is a fantasy site, and that you're just doing what the customer wants. Hey, if a guy comes here to look at you and pay you -- fine, you did your job. If you want to strip a bit -- great, you earned your money. If you want to toy yourself and get off on cam for more bucks -- you go, girl.
But no guy comes here looking to be taken advantage of and used. Or worst of all, to have his heart completely broken just so YOU can make some money and push aside any and all guilt by then saying, "I do what I have to do to support me and my REAL boyfriend."
This is why cam girls...like strippers in a night club...get treated like crap by customers. It just becomes a game to you and you take advantage of the guy, you break his heart, and then the next time he and his buddies go out or go online they figure "Fair is fair. Now I'm gonna treat this new girl like crap. Give back some of what I got." So the cycle just goes on and on -- but hey, what do you care? You're sitting on the other side of a computer screen in a foreign country and so long as you made your Benjamins...and so long as you can turn off the computer and then snuggle up with your REAL boyfriend.... what do you care about the guy whose heart you actually did break?
"John" was right. It's emotional manipulation and it's wrong and you girls know it. So Routemaster, snap out of it and look at the REALITY of things before you get hurt too. If the girl really cares, then let her prove it a bit. But don't fall for the standard cam girl line that IF you love her then you must PROVE it by giving her your credit card every single time you talk.
Really? I should care about her INCOME? Gee, I guess I was raised wrong. I thought the whole point to being BF and GF was about how much you LOVED each other. But funny how pretty much every professional cam girl works money back into the equation -- right down to using money as a barometer of love. Which cracks me up because if I'm suppose to give you money to show my love, then why wouldn't you give me some free shows to show YOUR love right back? And balance things out a bit? I know, you have no answer for that because it would reveal the truth -- which I'm going to do right now. So here's some tips for you to keep in mind, Routemaster. Actual HONEST ones...
1) This performer says she's your GF? Well, look for a sign that she REALLY wants to be a girlfriend. It's easy to get caught up in the sexiness of a cam girl, but seriously...turn off the computer and stop and think a few minutes...does she even ACT like a living, breathing, CARING woman would? Like an actual girlfriend SHOULD act towards a guy that she cares about?
Will she chat with you off site -- for no charge -- with her cam on? Just to stay in touch? Will he call you on her dime because it actually MEANS something to her to talk to you and to hear your voice? Will she actually make time for you during the week...to stay in touch...so you can spend time together the way an actual BF and GF would? Will she reply to your emails in a timely way -- and no, I don't mean 2 weeks later because she writes "Baby, I was busy with work." Will she even remember to send even an E-Card when it's your birthday or a holiday?
2) OR.... do you you notice that she's NOT doing any of those things? Hey, here's a big tip -- do you notice she's NOT around on holidays? Have you noticed that when it's a holiday and just when you would expect a GF to WANT to spend "together time" with her BF (even if it has to be online) that she suddenly says "Oh, honey, I can't be around" and then she's gone for several days?
Ever notice that she's NOT around for Christmas, Hanukkah, or Valentines Day? Well, here's a tip: IT'S BECAUSE SHE CAN'T BE THERE BECAUSE SHE'S OFF WITH HER REAL BF OR HUSBAND.
So I have a message to you girls. I have no problem with being in love and with helping out. I have no problem giving money to a loved one. I know many of you work and live in poorer countries. But you girls utterly and completely suck when you turn this into a con artist game the way that you do way far too often.
And don't give me any of that garbage that this is a fantasy site, and that you're just doing what the customer wants. Hey, if a guy comes here to look at you and pay you -- fine, you did your job. If you want to strip a bit -- great, you earned your money. If you want to toy yourself and get off on cam for more bucks -- you go, girl.
But no guy comes here looking to be taken advantage of and used. Or worst of all, to have his heart completely broken just so YOU can make some money and push aside any and all guilt by then saying, "I do what I have to do to support me and my REAL boyfriend."
This is why cam girls...like strippers in a night club...get treated like crap by customers. It just becomes a game to you and you take advantage of the guy, you break his heart, and then the next time he and his buddies go out or go online they figure "Fair is fair. Now I'm gonna treat this new girl like crap. Give back some of what I got." So the cycle just goes on and on -- but hey, what do you care? You're sitting on the other side of a computer screen in a foreign country and so long as you made your Benjamins...and so long as you can turn off the computer and then snuggle up with your REAL boyfriend.... what do you care about the guy whose heart you actually did break?
"John" was right. It's emotional manipulation and it's wrong and you girls know it. So Routemaster, snap out of it and look at the REALITY of things before you get hurt too. If the girl really cares, then let her prove it a bit. But don't fall for the standard cam girl line that IF you love her then you must PROVE it by giving her your credit card every single time you talk.
RE: OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!
Great post, LL. I agree with you. There are many good hearted, hard working performers online. Girls who are very sincere about this just being a job. The girls who are upfront and honest, I respect them totally, especially since this can be such a tough job. All the hard work and long hours. I just don't like the ones who take advantage of guys emotionally, the ones who know they're playing a mind game to keep the money flowing. Taking advantage of another human being where you will break someone's heart on purpose is just wrong on every level.
But you and your BF found a good balance and worked things out. I think that's great and that's the way to do it. I think there's nothing wrong with a guy helping out his working GF financially. But you said it best, LL -- if you she she's acting one way, you can tell it's just the money she's after. If you see she's acting another, it means she does care...she does love you...it's just that she has to juggle so many things in her job. So good post, LL.
But you and your BF found a good balance and worked things out. I think that's great and that's the way to do it. I think there's nothing wrong with a guy helping out his working GF financially. But you said it best, LL -- if you she she's acting one way, you can tell it's just the money she's after. If you see she's acting another, it means she does care...she does love you...it's just that she has to juggle so many things in her job. So good post, LL.
RE: pay per view
If you really care for her and she is your gf and have no money and you have why cant you help her? She probably would return the favor...
RE: pay per view
This seems to have brought out the usual extremes, but I wonder how many hosts who posted actually read exactly what routemaster posted. He does not have a problem with sometimes going into paid video with a girl to help her income. What he does not like is being pressured to go into video. Also it is the host who is claiming she is his girlfriend. If she is really sincere surely she should sometimes (not every time) find a way to let him see her without having to pay, even if it means going to an internet cafe.
To the members: Yes all hosts are here to make money but it is not the only factor. Remember if a host works in a studio she may not be able to give free vids or even send cam on yahoo. If you have a girl friend who waits table in a restaurant or manages one do you expect to always eat there for free? I have never had a host as a girlfriend but I have known several who I consider to be friends. I sometimes paid to see them in video but we also spent a lot more time chatting on yahoo sometimes with and sometimes without cam. Most of them have now quit chat hosting but I am still in regualr contact with some and we still send cam to each other.
To the members: Yes all hosts are here to make money but it is not the only factor. Remember if a host works in a studio she may not be able to give free vids or even send cam on yahoo. If you have a girl friend who waits table in a restaurant or manages one do you expect to always eat there for free? I have never had a host as a girlfriend but I have known several who I consider to be friends. I sometimes paid to see them in video but we also spent a lot more time chatting on yahoo sometimes with and sometimes without cam. Most of them have now quit chat hosting but I am still in regualr contact with some and we still send cam to each other.
RE: pay per view
I have a gf here she blocks me not gives me free shows. I have to beg her to let me see just her face. She wont show me more because she thinks it will spoil what we have . But she want to see more of me . Am i being naive ?
Hmmmm
wow-am back for awhile--missed you cc world and friends (well what friends i still have left here) seems after being in the community chat room today a lot of new people are here and the others not around, wel life moves and goes on as people say. and to the new ones here I hope we get to meet each other and become friends. By the way--the book was written and seems poblems with publishing it (lack of funds to have many books publish and agent said she doesnt wont to take a chance of advancing it, due to grahic language could offend people--I didn't figure that would had bother people much--but after I re-read it--I seen were she was coming from, I use the shit word to much) Oh well as they say life is a bitch---come to think of it life is sad, life is bad, life is wicked. hell life is not fair and shit I don't care.. Well sorry, I do care--stay cool all and good to be back and hope to drink a few beers with you all
Question for hosts
How long is the average number of years you plan to stay here? Just through university years?
RE: Question for hosts
i would love2 stay 1,5-2 years.in a 1 year i will get degree,will be working in PR company.but i still want to be here on weekends or so:)dont know haw long .maybe till 30:))hihi.becouse its became a drug for me:))
RE: SILICON everywhere...
I dont lkike big breats very much anyway- esp silicone ones
Smaller tot look betetr when you are getting older too
But everyone to their own tastes
Smaller tot look betetr when you are getting older too
But everyone to their own tastes
RE: SILICON everywhere...
Natural for me. Size doesnt really matter on the right girl. I have a 2 regs with boobs smaller than mine. lol :P But very sweet girls and I love em both. (K) Sure, big can make a not so pretty girl, pretty. But not a show stopper or starter for me. ;)
I dunno, is it just me or does it see, that a girl that had a boob job is less possesive of their boobs. Seems (IME) that after a girl get a job, shes showing them to everyone. Maybe cuz they aren't "theirs" anymore. I dunno.
.02
:)
I dunno, is it just me or does it see, that a girl that had a boob job is less possesive of their boobs. Seems (IME) that after a girl get a job, shes showing them to everyone. Maybe cuz they aren't "theirs" anymore. I dunno.
.02
:)
RE: SILICON everywhere...
If she doesnt have many good facial attributes a nice rack off sets it. Making the overall package more attractive. ;)
Trying to make that not sound shallow just didnt work, so there it is raw ;)
Trying to make that not sound shallow just didnt work, so there it is raw ;)
RE: SILICON everywhere...
Never said ugly, and I also said in the original post that boobs aren't a show starter or stopper. ;)
Boobs are low on my list of attributes in a girl. But the threads about boobs, so i answered boobs. :)
Boobs are low on my list of attributes in a girl. But the threads about boobs, so i answered boobs. :)
RE: SILICON everywhere...
You got me so confussed. I can tell with your attitude your not of my regs. I dont think I'd last 5 minutes with your attitude. But you think you got me all figured out? I dont even know what your point is. Are you mad cuz i said big boobs help girl look better? What?
It must matter to you or you wouldnt keep responding. The question was about natural or fake boobs. I prefer natural and made the remark that bigger boobs could help a not so pretty girl look better. If you look in the post below about what a guy like in a girl. You'll see me reply and not a single word about boobs.
boobs dont matter to me! I have two regs that are flat chested. I dont mind it. I have other regs that have big boobs. Makes no difference to me.
What is your problem?
It must matter to you or you wouldnt keep responding. The question was about natural or fake boobs. I prefer natural and made the remark that bigger boobs could help a not so pretty girl look better. If you look in the post below about what a guy like in a girl. You'll see me reply and not a single word about boobs.
boobs dont matter to me! I have two regs that are flat chested. I dont mind it. I have other regs that have big boobs. Makes no difference to me.
What is your problem?
RE: SILICON everywhere...
be happy with what you got enjoy and such - silicone is for thoose who do not have confidence in themsellves
RE: SILICON everywhere...
it's nowhere even close to 30-50%, sounds like you were in a strip joint.
RE: SILICON everywhere...
I like the Russian host here because in general they do not have implants. Most in my experience have very natural boobs. Small..firm to large and full...but all natural.
RE: SILICON everywhere...
i like little firm nattural tits, and if your thinking of getting fake tits to attract a guy who likes big fake tits, then hopefully you will realize the guy guy that likes you for your big fakes tits will only like you because of them and not for who you are.
RE: Guy's preferences
In the past it was the profile picture that appears in the category listings. That would lure me into the photo archives. If those look good and promising then I would check the price. If it was within reason I would either put the host in favorites or go right to chat. If the chat went well I would go to video.
Over the past year with the increases in prices I check the profile pic then the cost of video. Usually that ends it there. If I find a few girls with good prices I then add them to favs or go to chat.
Over the past year with the increases in prices I check the profile pic then the cost of video. Usually that ends it there. If I find a few girls with good prices I then add them to favs or go to chat.
RE: Guy's preferences
face and figure get immediate attention, but then need some brains quick to follow otherwise useless nice voice helps too
RE: Guy's preferences
In reality?? Face, hair, personallity (I suppose that be brain), figure.
In that order :)
In that order :)
RE: Guy's preferences
I want to see smile with the face as first preference with personality very close.
RE: Guy's preferences
Personality sense of humour unredictability and last looks and......................))))
well
i hope it isnt the brain. if the first thing i see of a girl is her brain, my first thought is wherez her damn skull?!?!
offline i generally see body first and face, if i then like her face, i check her body again, if thats all good, then i learn how her mind is:D
offline i generally see body first and face, if i then like her face, i check her body again, if thats all good, then i learn how her mind is:D
RE: Russian girls (members question)
Beautiful, fit, exotic looking, charming, funny, intelligent with good English skills (generally). Downside - mercenary, deceitful, condescending and dishonest.
RE: Russian girls (members question)
that pretty much sums it up...good luck and you really r taking a chance getting involved with one of them.
RE: Russian girls (members question)
Hmm Brazlians. Well I only know one here, but she is very special indeed....... and it's you ;-)
RE: Russian girls (members question)
:P hihihih u always find me...no matter how hard I try... hihihihi.... LOve u so much!!!!
Naughty girl in public
I am looking for a naughty girl who likes to do her show infront of an open window or on balcony.
Any takers?, it really turns me on.
Any takers?, it really turns me on.
RE: Naughty girl in public
mmmmmmmmmm, i like to always do it outside in the middle of the streets or in the beach early in the morning, doggie style, mmmmmmmmm
RE: Naughty girl in public
During a vacation trip, me and an ex did it on the balcony of a hotel facing an opposing hotel tower (so people could clearly see us). It made for one hot time, let me tell you!
RE: Naughty girl in public
yeah, me and my bf decided to meet in turkey instead that in my town and we made sex just like you said, outside in the balcony. Was nice!
funny one
My buddy asked me how I got these two black eyes, so I told him; I was in church last Sunday, when we got up to sing, the woman in front of me had her dress caught in the back of her panties
So I leaned over and pulled it out for her.
She didn't like it and cracked me one.
That night I went back to church again.
Same thing, here's this bird with her dress caught up in her panties.
I thought, I'm not going to pull it out.
The guy next to me did, leaned over and pulled it out.
Well.... I knew she didn't like that.... so I leaned over and TUCKED IT BACK IN!!
THE END
So I leaned over and pulled it out for her.
She didn't like it and cracked me one.
That night I went back to church again.
Same thing, here's this bird with her dress caught up in her panties.
I thought, I'm not going to pull it out.
The guy next to me did, leaned over and pulled it out.
Well.... I knew she didn't like that.... so I leaned over and TUCKED IT BACK IN!!
THE END
RE: helmet
It's hard to reccomand one brand.This is not so important, a cheap helmet can be just as efficient as an expensive one...the rules when you chose a helmet are others..not the brand or price.
First..if you think about the material they are made from..id reccomand you those made from combination of kevlar and polycarbonate.I have seen from my experience..the way my head felt when i fell from the bike with an old Uvex...and much better when i had an Arai...new generation one.
Now the other important rule...even if it feels not very comfortable...buy a helmet that is tight on your face.The larger ones seem more comfy...but incase you fall the head won't be so protected if there is space inside..where it can move.
As far as i know one of the top brands is considered Bell...this is pretty expensive...you can consider aswell to check Arai, Suomy....Shoei...Airoh...
Good luck at shopping..and best of luck while riding :).
Ciao.
First..if you think about the material they are made from..id reccomand you those made from combination of kevlar and polycarbonate.I have seen from my experience..the way my head felt when i fell from the bike with an old Uvex...and much better when i had an Arai...new generation one.
Now the other important rule...even if it feels not very comfortable...buy a helmet that is tight on your face.The larger ones seem more comfy...but incase you fall the head won't be so protected if there is space inside..where it can move.
As far as i know one of the top brands is considered Bell...this is pretty expensive...you can consider aswell to check Arai, Suomy....Shoei...Airoh...
Good luck at shopping..and best of luck while riding :).
Ciao.
RE: helmet
You are welcome :).I can help you some more if you are from Romania, eventually Bucharest or Brasov.My friends and I been good clients to some stores with gears for bikers, and we get some discounts.You could check the helmets and pick the one you like, and i would pretend i buy it...simple:).I can get them with 10-15 % cheaper.Just let me know if we live in the same hole of hell ;) and i will tell you how to contact me.
Ciao
Ciao
RE: helmet
I have always had good luck with Shoei helmets. Good fit. Lower price. Decent crash ratings. Never had to rely on it fortunately.
RE: helmet
i have a shoei, is very good and one of the lightest helmets. but better try few models on from different brands to see wich wil fit you the best and sit most comfortable.look aroundon internet or shops its easy to find good helmet for discount price.
RE: helmet
CC mail me, I work in a motorcycle shop with an online website, we ship all over the world, biles, and accesories, i will give you the shops website for shopping online if you CC mail me
RE: helmet
mine costet 800 euro and i was happy that i wear leather suite and helmet every time that i crashed
Where is AboveXBeyond?????
Anyone know where she is at lately?? I miss her and need her. haven't seen her for over 2 weeks. Thx in advance for any info on her.
RE: Where is AboveXBeyond?????
She's in one of those high pay gigs aboard one of those big glamorous yachts. I bet she'll post some of those pics taken by her client after she's back ;-)
RE: Where is AboveXBeyond?????
Why would she be on someone elses yacht when she could afford one herself. If you worked for 200-300k wouldn't you?
Re: giving to a woman
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
RE: Re: giving to a woman
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply"
so if i give her my bank account details she will multiply the money i have too?
so if i give her my bank account details she will multiply the money i have too?
RE: Re: giving to a woman
mmm...very cool...then you'll help me to fulfill my ultimate goal in life to become a wealthy pimp...?
RE: Re: giving to a woman
no no...you got that ALL wrong...I make my whores suffer the consequences.
RE: Hello!!!
life is like a wheel,going round & round.no beginning,no end to see. yes your abscence has been noted & we expect you in community chat to give us a report on where you have been.nothing to formal,just a chance to catch up.time is of your choosing :--)p.s welcome back
a simple misunderstanding
There is a factory in New Zealand which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself. So the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountain of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry,"he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". :--)
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself. So the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountain of Tickle Me Elmo's.She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry,"he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". :--)
Flowers
I heard some flower companies will offer to let the girls have part of the cash and not bother to waste flowers. They come with a set of flowers and take pictures, then take the flowers back with them and split the cash with the girl.
I wonder if that's true, and what the sender would think about it? Personally, if the girl needs the money more than the flowers it's fine with me. I think flowers are just for girls anyway.
I wonder if that's true, and what the sender would think about it? Personally, if the girl needs the money more than the flowers it's fine with me. I think flowers are just for girls anyway.
RE: Flowers
Sounds like a great business opportunity. I have found that anything is possible when money is involved in foreign countries. Probably not true overall but in isolated instances...of course.
RE: Flowers
I read that Valentines Day is being eliminated in Russia. So less need to send flowers it seems.
RE: Flowers
I think it be a good idea if both the sender and receiver wish it. The money would be put to better use and flowers are cool, but they die. :(
A pic to remember it by and to see the pretty flowers is a cool idea. The cash is always able to be used.
:)
A pic to remember it by and to see the pretty flowers is a cool idea. The cash is always able to be used.
:)
RE: Flowers
I am naive/stupid on this one!! How does one know where to send the flowers anyways? I have a fav in the Yaroslavl studio of russia. I would enjoy sending flowers to her but have NO idea of any address of where to send. Also, I think she would enjoy the flowers versus the money if what u r saying is true.
RE: Flowers
have you tried asking her? if she won't give you her address then it is safe to assume that she doesn't want your flowers (or is worried you would turn up unannounced like a crazy stalker)
RE: Flowers
Not a silly question when you want the flowers to be an unexpected surprise. That is part of the enjoyment of sending on my end and receiving on theirs. Chivalry isn't dead is it???
RE: Flowers
well, you don't have to send the flowers the same day you get her address - just say yo want to write to her/send her a postcard when you are going on holiday. then you can send flowers on her birthday/womens day/christmas/when her mum needs an operation or whatever
RE: Flowers
Her boyfriend or husband might not like it...oh wait...I forgot that all of the girls on CC are single....and university students....and doing this to improve their English as well as make a little money but that's secondary. I agree if you like the girl tell her...if you want to send flowers...send them...they may as well send them to me for all the good it will ultimately do you....do not send money or significant value though the flowers will not be cheap. Better yet just visit her regularly in her video. She will love you for it until you run out of credit and then you will hear....Sorry BB Pvt Only
RE: Flowers
All girls love flowers and brilliants.beacouse all girls so fine as flowers and should sparkle as brilliants =))))
Joke
A family was driving behind a rubbish truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the Windshield . To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids "my what a big insect", to which her 7 year old says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a dick that size".
being ill affects more than you
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.' :--)
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.' :--)
rural thesarus of computer terminology
* Log On - Make the BBQ hotter
* Log off - the BBQ is too hot
* Monitor - keeping an eye on the BBQ
* Download - Gettin the firewood off the back of the ute
* Hard Drive - Trip back from town without any cold tinnies
* Floppy disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at one time
* Keyboaard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys
* Window - What you shut when it's cold
* Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season
* Byte - What mosquitos do
* Bit - What mosquitos did
* Mega Byte - What Newcastle Hunter River mosquitos do
* Chip - A bar snack
* Micro chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten all the chips
* Modem - What you did to the lawns
* Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
* Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
* Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
* Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K-Mart
* Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
* Mainframe - What hold the shed up
* Web - What spiders make
* Web Site - The shed under the verandah
* Cursor - The old bloke that swears a lot
* Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
* Yahoo - What you say when the ute does go
* Upgrade - A steep hill
* Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
* Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
* User - The neighbour that keeps borrowing things
* Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
* Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
* Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
* Online - When you get the laundry hung out
* Off Line - When the pegs wont hold the washing up :--)
* Log off - the BBQ is too hot
* Monitor - keeping an eye on the BBQ
* Download - Gettin the firewood off the back of the ute
* Hard Drive - Trip back from town without any cold tinnies
* Floppy disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at one time
* Keyboaard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys
* Window - What you shut when it's cold
* Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season
* Byte - What mosquitos do
* Bit - What mosquitos did
* Mega Byte - What Newcastle Hunter River mosquitos do
* Chip - A bar snack
* Micro chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten all the chips
* Modem - What you did to the lawns
* Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
* Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
* Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
* Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K-Mart
* Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
* Mainframe - What hold the shed up
* Web - What spiders make
* Web Site - The shed under the verandah
* Cursor - The old bloke that swears a lot
* Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
* Yahoo - What you say when the ute does go
* Upgrade - A steep hill
* Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
* Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
* User - The neighbour that keeps borrowing things
* Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
* Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
* Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
* Online - When you get the laundry hung out
* Off Line - When the pegs wont hold the washing up :--)
RE: to guy from viewers forum about the script
Look. Both hosts and members are here for obvious reasons. The host wants to make money. The member wants to get off. Upon entering a video some hosts and member like to get immediately to business. Others like to take their time. The host to extend the video. The member to get to know the host a little better. Most members are in between. In order not to insult each other this litany of standard questions has evolved. It is the best of both worlds. It extends the video slightly and gives the member a little info about the host. But it is doesnt take that much time. I think it is an attempt to extend some respect to each other. Face it, deep down, there is not a lot of respect of the host for the member or the member for the host. This Kabuki play of questions makes the process a little more human.
RE: to guy from viewers forum about the script
I can understand what he was talking about, and I think it's not so much about trying to stall or waste time, but just that the questions and answers are sometimes banged off as if there is a list that she is just reading through. Common standard questions and answers and she is just working her way down the list in order. This is more than the usual 'getting to know you' formalities.
I've had that before where I visited a girl for the first time and she was batting out a lot of questions. But it wasn't in a sort of flow of the conversation way. Very random feeling. Anyway, I visited her again a few weeks later and I was asked the same questions all over again, in the same order. It just had a very scripted feel to it. Not like she was trying to stall for time, but more like she had been given a series of questions of possible conversation topics and was sticking very closely to the list. Not really even letting conversation get in the way. hehe.
I've had that before where I visited a girl for the first time and she was batting out a lot of questions. But it wasn't in a sort of flow of the conversation way. Very random feeling. Anyway, I visited her again a few weeks later and I was asked the same questions all over again, in the same order. It just had a very scripted feel to it. Not like she was trying to stall for time, but more like she had been given a series of questions of possible conversation topics and was sticking very closely to the list. Not really even letting conversation get in the way. hehe.
RE: to guy from viewers forum about the script
I do get a kick out of hosts who ask the same questions I answered in free chat. In general when I first say hi to a host I give them my name, age, where I am from, my marital status, what I do for a living..... I usually get the Wow...nice....whatever. Then we go to video....first questions.... So...what's your name and how old are you? ........
RE: whats it mean when
Maybe she was never comfortable stripping. <shooting myself in the foot> But I actually suggested to one of my regs that she move to glamor because she was telling me how uncomfortable it made her feel. I suggested she try it out and see if the rev held up. She is/was relatively new and I thought this would help her acclimate.
and no she wasnt stalling me or playing me to not get naked, we already been there, done that, played the game, so that wasnt her angle for the confession.
Maybe thats why they move. dunno for sure .02 ;)
and no she wasnt stalling me or playing me to not get naked, we already been there, done that, played the game, so that wasnt her angle for the confession.
Maybe thats why they move. dunno for sure .02 ;)
RE: whats it mean when
It means she got a bf but its still long distance relationship because when they get serious she will be gone from here until the relationship breaks and then she will be back in shy again :)