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to members (especially in the US): how will the current economy affect your chatting here?

to hosts (preferably not from US): on the flip side, will any of you make any rate adjustments to accomodate for this crisis?

Farewell to a great movie icon. Most of you may not be old enough to have seen a lot of his movies, but to those avid movie goers Paul Newman will be missed. RIP Cool Hand Luke!

Hi everybody !
I have a curiousity.When you look at a pair of nun-chucks...what does it inspire you ?What's the first thought that pop in your brain?
I am doing some researches for a psychology essay :) you will help me a lot.
thanks ,

E.T.

Hi Girls, Is there a really natural sexy girl, who is willing to play my bride in a weddingcostume ?

Have you ever in your life think you found your soulmate . Then something happens and all shatters like glass ,

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Any recommendations for good sights? Where are the girls 2?

DATING IN 1957




It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' she says.


That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do.


Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie.


Peggy Sue's mother responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.'


Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says 'Wha...aaat?'


'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's mother, 'We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!'


Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.


A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with Her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.


Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, 'Have a good Evening kids,' with a small wink for Harold.


About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:


'Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!'

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I am interested in chatting with hosts from Ukraine. I know there are more of you out there ;) Go ahead and cc mail me if interested.

Are there any hosts here with really droopy tits? A fantastic pair of pendulous swingers? No fat birds!

Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.........


The moral of the story........ Pay your bills

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"S**t," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."
"Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this...How do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my 'willie' around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."
"Wow" says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English, can't you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that."
"Pssssst" says the parrot...."I'm defective, so the truth is; nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You probably can get me for $20. Just make the guy an offer!"
The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathises, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day he comes home from work and the parrot goes "Pssssssssssst" and motions him over with one wing.
"I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
"When the postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately."
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began touching all over" reported the parrot.
"My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"
Then he lifted up her nightie and began to kiss her all over....."
"WELL???" demands the frantic guy. "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Who knows. I fell off my perch." :--)

does this girl still strip? or has she changed her ways like most of the girls here.

I am looking for flexible hosts that can put legs behind their heads while laying on back. Any suggestions?

TIA

I am curious. What is the best days and times of the weeks for hosts? When do you do the most videos? I find the weekends to be quiet here...but the middle of the week there are tons of hosts. Any thoughts?

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she seems much bigger when i saw her last...anyone know where she is..i miss her big ones

Ben bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 150 kph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

Then, he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a police car.

Problem - thought Ben, and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 kph to escape being stopped.

He then thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the police car to catch up with him. The policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side.

"Sir my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The policeman said, "Have a nice day."

I have a gf here . I chat to her 99% of the time. We have met . And my feelings grew stonger, She wont show me anything.She says it will spoil what we have but she shows others. This kills me . She has agreed to give me a free session i declined. In life im sucessful but in women not. Am I being stupid to belive her or naive should i just move on, i need others opinions

I know this will sound crazy to many. However, I am being honest here. I will be traveling to Russia ( Moscow in January) I would like to have the companionship of a lady to see the sights. She is not obligated to do anyhting. I speak very little Russian. I would like someone to see the city with to walk with go out to eat etc. If you are interested please tell send me an email and I will give you my ID and photos and we can chat more. I am 44 divorced 183cm 89kg

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wo--was watching and reading a freindy conversation in the community chat room today and it got me to thinking about the topic they were discussing---this guestion is for the ladies only and please I dont want to read about you men hairy balls or whatever you got to say about this question. QUESTION: how many of you women here wax or shaved or have natural trim hair.

Today of all days it seems life is a bitch. Life is bad, life is sad, life is wicked, life has gone crazy, life has lost respect, life is missing something, life is not fair and shit I don't care about life. Wow, do you ever get caught up in some of these sayings. If so life is a bitch

A father put his daughter to bed and listened to her prayers. She ended by saying: "God Bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked: "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said: "I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day, grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day, the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later, the father heard his daughter say: "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in, and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said: "I’ve never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said: "I don’t want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said: "You think you had a bad day? You'll never believe what happened to me! This morning, the milkman dropped dead on our porch!" :--)