General Forum
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THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2004:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....(my opinion,what's yours?)
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....(my opinion,what's yours?)
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
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RE: too skinny
Definitely not too skinny dear. I'll come to your video next time I see you online to get a better look.
RE: too skinny
I meet the most skinny girl in the world at CC. Now she do not work at CC any more. She is my wife. Your loss. Not mine.
RE: To hosts
the eyes... yes... love a set of soul revealing eyes... (K) Deep, dark, endless...
RE: To hosts
Neuro surgeon and part time bikini model. I will invest all my earnings to start my own business - a luxury brothel on the 1st floor and porn studio on the 2nd one. LOL
RE: To hosts
damn! i just noticed im blocked from ur viewing area. well, the opportunity is available if ur still willing. in the meantime, i'll be feeling sorry for myself knowing i wont have the pleasure of getting to know u. :P
RE: To hosts
Maybe a state by state block, shes from US as am I, and not blocked. ;) Worth a look, maybe sweet talk her into dropping the block. ;)
RE: men's logic:)
Somedays I have different moods. Some days I just like to chat and other days I like ......So it depends on when I visit you no matter what the category
RE: men's logic:)
sometimes men have no logic sweetheart! dont bother trying to figure it out the unexplaineble!
RE: men's logic:)
Not really sure myself dear. I could guess a couple reasons. Maybe they like a challenge, I mean to get a non adult to do adult a win or something.
Another reason, hard to think of anything else but adult on an adult site.
Yet another reason, maybe they pulled up in a search where the catagory isnt easily seen and they didnt know ( I know that one was lame ) :p
Maybe your one of those girls that switch catagories and they just asking.
As side from all that, I do respect the catogories for what they are, along that line, a funny story, I was hanging in Comm Chat and a host PM'd me with the usual. "Hi, I'm buffy, hur" thing. I check the profile quick and she was form Long term and marrage. I said, "Hi, I'm good, how are you? We chated for another 5 minutes or so, small talk.
Then she says, "why dont you come see me?" I said politly "Just so you know I'm not looking to get married" Figured she'd should know so theres no question about any intentions. She replys" Oh, so your not happy if you dont get to play.." :o whoa!! I tried to explain, thats not it at all, just not looking for a spouse. Went down hill from there. If she has in Glamor, or friends, never would of said anything about not getting married. But she got all bent about it.
I think she was as confused about the catagories as some guys get.
:)
Another reason, hard to think of anything else but adult on an adult site.
Yet another reason, maybe they pulled up in a search where the catagory isnt easily seen and they didnt know ( I know that one was lame ) :p
Maybe your one of those girls that switch catagories and they just asking.
As side from all that, I do respect the catogories for what they are, along that line, a funny story, I was hanging in Comm Chat and a host PM'd me with the usual. "Hi, I'm buffy, hur" thing. I check the profile quick and she was form Long term and marrage. I said, "Hi, I'm good, how are you? We chated for another 5 minutes or so, small talk.
Then she says, "why dont you come see me?" I said politly "Just so you know I'm not looking to get married" Figured she'd should know so theres no question about any intentions. She replys" Oh, so your not happy if you dont get to play.." :o whoa!! I tried to explain, thats not it at all, just not looking for a spouse. Went down hill from there. If she has in Glamor, or friends, never would of said anything about not getting married. But she got all bent about it.
I think she was as confused about the catagories as some guys get.
:)
RE: Just wondering
LOL,imagine paying a compliment to a woman who is the size of a small mountain.
RE: Just wondering
Unfortunately, least for me, this is more of an alternative more than a inspiration. Admittedly some times I try to bring this, umm, "excitement" home with me to no avail.
Things change in relationships. Keeping it new, Keeping it exciting works for a while. But it eventually the "new becomes old. Oh sure, done the flowers, candy and, how about a date thing. After 20 years, you get in reply, They're just gonna die, you want me fatter than I am, and we cant afford to go out. So you all but give up. ;)
Dont be discouraged though. again, for me, at least I can "vent my frustration" here and still be faithful.
Take Care
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Things change in relationships. Keeping it new, Keeping it exciting works for a while. But it eventually the "new becomes old. Oh sure, done the flowers, candy and, how about a date thing. After 20 years, you get in reply, They're just gonna die, you want me fatter than I am, and we cant afford to go out. So you all but give up. ;)
Dont be discouraged though. again, for me, at least I can "vent my frustration" here and still be faithful.
Take Care
.02
:)
RE: Just wondering
OMG!!! What about our wedding on the beach ? I knew that you were a bluffer...and you even dared to complain that i am the one bluffing tzk-tzk-tzk....men...you can't trust them !
RE: Just wondering
Who said I was a man? :P But its ok my love.. I'm a mormon, I can have many wifes. (K)
RE: Just wondering
This is the place to visit when ur bored because just a click away you can get sex easy. Most girls videos i visit im not especially attracted to even here but at least its pussy... Its same thing as watch a pornomovie or a magasine with nude girls.
RE: Just wondering
No. Playing games with teenage girls online in no way prepares most members for dealing with their more mature wives or gfs. We come here to enjoy a fantasy. In the fantasy we are young, sexy and horny again...and we seduce you and you excite us. Unless you know a way of turning our wives and gfs into 18 year old girls....then no...you dont help...in fact you may make us more sad and nostalgic for the lost days of youth.
RE: Just wondering
I don't know whether or not you restrict yourself to videos with teenage girls, but in my experience all the best times here have been with women in their 30s or 40s. They have reached an age when they know how their body works, what it responds too, and how to get the best from it. And is great to participate in it with them.
RE: Just wondering
I understand what you are saying. However, women in that age range are readily available to me and many of the men here. I think the appeal of CC to a large extent is the large group of young women in the 18-25 age group. That is a group that is realistically unobtainable for most men in real life if they are in the 40's or 50's. Unless they want to pay dearly or shove them in the trunk of your car.
RE: what do u think about it?
Hi Nata. Your pictures look just great too me, but then I am from europe:)) You should resist any outside pressure to change your shape. If you like how you look, and so long as it is a healthy weight, nobody's opinion counts except yours.
RE: what do u think about it?
Definitely not too skinny. Some guys seem to be confusing "well toned" with skinny. However the camera angle in some pics makes your butt and legs look thinner then they are.
RE: what do u think about it?
Wow I think your pics look great :))))))))))
You are not to skinny LOL, just a very fit girl :)))))
You are not to skinny LOL, just a very fit girl :)))))
RE: what do u think about it?
nata, another from europe here, and i think you look just fine, nothing to change, interesting face, cool body, nice legs, tempting bottom, wow, bisous
RE: what do u think about it?
Your pictures are fine and show your body type to its best advantage. You might want to add some different style pics. I personally like some shots taken in normal life. At the beach, in a dress, in jeans. Not too many but just a few to show how you look everyday outside of CC and to give members an idea of your personality.
RE: what do u think about it?
well im not sure if being american is good or bad by how you put it
but i think you look really good.
but i think you look really good.
RE: what do u think about it?
From the US here. I think you look just fine!
I think I see were some may think your too skinny. JMHO, the "Tue 30 Sep 2008 04:36" in the 29 Sept folder. You're arching backwards and your ribs showing alot.
I think this is where some may think you look malnourished. But its because your stretching tight this area making it just look this way. The rest of the pics show a well fit girl.
HTH .02
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I think I see were some may think your too skinny. JMHO, the "Tue 30 Sep 2008 04:36" in the 29 Sept folder. You're arching backwards and your ribs showing alot.
I think this is where some may think you look malnourished. But its because your stretching tight this area making it just look this way. The rest of the pics show a well fit girl.
HTH .02
:)
RE: what do u think about it?
Soooooo Clever to get guys to see you well done )) You are a buisinesswomen
RE: what do u think about it?
I am from the uk and think you look good but you are very slim and are getting possibly close to the too skinny point. I think it is partly the problem that very slim women look better than women who have a bit of weight on them (normal women, possibly slightly overweight but not actually fat) when they are wearing clothes like models but once they don't have the clothes on they can sometimes look a bit too slim/bony/angular whereas the woman with a bit more fat on her can look much sexier/curvier then. I think some of the gymnastic type positions you are posing in in some of the pictures make you look even slimmer than you are - the first 3 sets of photos you have look much healthier/better to me than the 3 more recent ones. Sorry if this sounds too critical - it is just my opinion and you asked for opinions. You are very pretty with a very fit slim body and what I have said is just really a small "but...." at the end of that. Put it this way if I saw you at the beach or in the street I don't think my first thought would be "she is too skinny" ;)
RE: what do u think about it?
Hi,
I am not from USA. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In my eyes you are skinny...but what is too skinny. As long as you are ot obsessed with your weight and you eat healthy then its okay i guess. You have a skinny build...nothing wrong with that.
Goodluck
I am not from USA. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In my eyes you are skinny...but what is too skinny. As long as you are ot obsessed with your weight and you eat healthy then its okay i guess. You have a skinny build...nothing wrong with that.
Goodluck
RE: what do u think about it?
i can cook for her some pies and she will be BBW like me:)))hihi
RE: what do u think about it?
I am from US and i think you look very beautiful.Would you consider marriage with a skinny man from USA?
RE: Question ?
Why can you not see how? You think the fact a guy masturbates means he does not deserve respect? How many guys are there who have never masturbated? How many hosts do you think have never tried masturbating? (I don't mean while on cam) As probably almost all members have masturbated here at some time you are effectively saying you can't see how hosts can respect members.
RE: Question ?
I would put it rather differently. As you say, almost all adult humans male and female (host and member) masturbate, and have done so throughout the ages. And always they have used aids as a stimulus to the body or the imagination. CC is merely the 21st century method of preference.
RE: Question ?
That is because you are the hottest girl on CC...but then you knew that already didn't you?
RE: Question ?
I think hosts learn a lot about men when they work here. They realize how central the sexual urge is for many men. They also realize that not every man can satisfy that urge in real life. They are married or in a relationship with a woman who cannot or will not get it done for them, or they physically not as attractive as they should be or once were (older, fatter, balder), or they have or always had problems communicating with women on all levels in real life....emotional, social, psychological. These are not bad men just men with a need that the host is able and willing to meet for a fee. But it is just that. A business transaction. Try to build more into it and you will be disappointed. And lets face it outside of the money these girls would not give you the time of day and would probably call you sir and make a face behind your back. Thus is life.
your fantasy show is ........................
if you could have two of your favorite hosts in one show who would they be?
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
Mursica and Chickory Blue.... I assume we are talking girl girl. A close second would be bonbonx and me but I digress. Kazooooooooooooooooooooo.
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
to XextasyX and her friend Monikababe.WOWOWOW...I'll be dreaming for the rest of my life.
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
Hey amigo...You read my mind. (sorry ladies...I couldn't bite my tongue on this one...lol)
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
No problem :), i can bite your tongue...gently, slowly...my tongue tracing the shape of your lips :).I can ask my friend if she agrees aswell :) ;)...
Yummmm
Yummmm
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
YES YES YES YES YES ! WHEN????????
I go fishing today hoping I catch the golden fish
I go fishing today hoping I catch the golden fish
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
JFYI the 2 hot ones are togheter at the mo Wink-Wink .Now let's start dreamin' hahahahahaha!
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
We are in bed, having non stop wild sex, i hardly stopped from cumming to write this quick post.Must hurry back...she is an insatiable little hot beast!
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
i dreaming about 3 some:)some nice combination with inotanangel,anitabella and casablancka.deal?ohh i forget about annabunny;)
RE: your fantasy show is ........................
Fantasy21 looking in a mirror ))) would be mine
RE: meet only as friends
I went to russia 16 hours of travel for 2 days to meet host as friend no sex )) and it was great the best . If i had choice id do it again .
RE: meet only as friends
Lets face it men are attracted to CC for the beautiful women and the prospect of them getting naked. Friendship...though it happens...is not the main objective. Hosts are also a bit wary of members and to a great extent hold them in contempt. Do you really think women think guys who pay money to masturbate are cool? But I digress. In 5 years of experience here I thought I was friends with a few hosts only to find out that they were entertained by me, or liked the fact I was a regular in their video, or I was there to listen to their problems. Real friendship is a rare thing in any environment...here it is like trying to grow an orchid in the middle of a desert. Miracles happen but not often. If you are going to visit someone do it for sex and save yourself the heartbreak.
RE: meet only as friends
Depends on what you want if you want a fling and never see her again fine . If you want more it will happen when time is right
meet only as friends, but hope for sex
true - but i have met about 25 hosts and none of them fucked me
virtual world
I am so hooked on this virtual world I even neglect my live friends to be here. Tonight I got an offer for diner from someone who I always dreamed of and gave it up. Am I crazy has this happened to anyone else? Am I alone?
RE: virtual world
In addition to the money I have wasted hundreds maybe thousands of hours here. It has curtailed I lot of things I used to do. Going to the Gym, going out with friends, reading, doing a lot of simple things I enjoyed. A curse.
when a host asks...
"Do you go to other hosts videos?" I always say "When you and I are engaged I promise to close my cc account and never return. Until then I won't ask you about other Viewers, ok?"
Question for host
While in video, is it proper to speak too or answer a colleague. I experienced this myself and value your opinions. I have heard the voices of both models, sometimes with them knowing i can hear, and sometimes when they think i cannot. I understand that this is a job and a fantasy for members but for me it kills the mood. What is your opinion on this?
RE: TO'LOVE TO SEE'IN VIEWER FORUM
hello bb,dont mind about any assholes here,and btw bb here is no girls with so low price realy. why you not make it more?even realy ugly host doing price 0.79 or so.but i think you are nice looking and better if you do 1.00 or so.value urself.good luck.
RE: TO'LOVE TO SEE'IN VIEWER FORUM
great, she changed price, thx richhost
hope she gets more pvts from u now
hope she gets more pvts from u now
RE: TO'LOVE TO SEE'IN VIEWER FORUM
the price she has at the moment is still less for 121 than a not so shy host could charge in open so there is nothing to complain about there as she certainly gives a "not so shy" type show
dear XAIRYGIRLX
You are not exactly my cup of tea, but that guy has problems to insult your body. His joke about the beer I understand, though it wasn't so funny. But your body is just fine.
RE: TO'LOVE TO SEE'IN VIEWER FORUM
honey,your price 121 must be minimum 50%--why you work for this shity money-it will make you tired,if you work on job like this you need to earn minimum 3000-5000$ a mouth.imdunno and not sure that you earn this with 0.59.i had this prce 4 years ago;)when had diferent life level.pls change ur price.dont let members to use you,,,xxxxxxxxx
Country for Old Men
I know this has been addressed before, but I just have to vent... lately, when I start to text someone new, the first or second question is, how old are you?
WTF? I've taken my viagra... but this is a downer.
WTF? I've taken my viagra... but this is a downer.
RE: Country for Old Men
So just lie about your age. The hosts don't really care anyway, they are just making conversation. If you were to tell them "60" they'd probably respond, "nice, I like mature guys". Don't take this too seriously.
RE: Country for Old Men
I think hosts ask for a couple of reasons. First every question extends the video a bit. Secondly if you are a younger guy there is defintely a different reaction. Say 55 and you get this oh no look. Say 25 and you get a smile. Just human nature. They would rather be with and perform for boys their own age. It is cooler and less creepy. Of course I have seen it backfire and a few hosts get selfconscious performing for younger guys. It is a harmless question.
RE: Country for Old Men
I hear ya HooDooBoy.. I sweated this in the begining. Try not to let it get to you, most host here arent looking for their lost love so its just an ice breaker question. I'm not one big on lying, but if you never cam in, just lie slightly. A good host will cover it up with like the aboved mentioned. My fav is " I love mature men" and I reply "We have the expiriance and the knowledge of how to please and respect you" That seems to win them over good. Besides its true :p
Anyway, if you do cam in, cut back a few years, round down, I doubt you'll fine a host that denies you access cuz of your age or cant cover it well. You could also ask the host once you fist come in, "ask me anything except my age." sort of thing.
later bro
:)
Anyway, if you do cam in, cut back a few years, round down, I doubt you'll fine a host that denies you access cuz of your age or cant cover it well. You could also ask the host once you fist come in, "ask me anything except my age." sort of thing.
later bro
:)
RE: Country for Old Men
Thanks for responses and allowing me to vent... I got this several times in a row, and it was just getting old :-)
I won't lie about my age. If I get this question now, I will ask about the host's lack of experience... makes for interesting conversation lol.
I won't lie about my age. If I get this question now, I will ask about the host's lack of experience... makes for interesting conversation lol.
RE: Country for Old Men
I don't worry about my age only because the Hosts are just as likely to lie about theirs too -- much like they'll lie about being single or married since they think it will affect your interest in them (and thus their business). I know several hosts who change and reduce their age on their profiles with each passing year. In fact, I know one Host whose been 21 for 6 years running now! LOL
RE: Country for Old Men
how old are you? she always asks. 100, answers I. Nice Age! (usual answer).
soon my answer will be "200", just to see whos paying attention.
soon my answer will be "200", just to see whos paying attention.
RE: Country for Old Men
If you really want to see if they pay attention or stump them, when they ask, ask them if the want it in metric or english scale... ;)
or do they call that american scale since we're they only ones still using it? =\
or do they call that american scale since we're they only ones still using it? =\
3 truths of life
1. you cant touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. your a retard because you just tried it.
3. now your smiling because your a retard.
my friend sent me this...yes..im a retard...lol
laugh away
2. your a retard because you just tried it.
3. now your smiling because your a retard.
my friend sent me this...yes..im a retard...lol
laugh away
RE: 3 truths of life
Lemme go get my teeth out of the glass on the nightstand and try this out.
RE: 3 truths of life
miss vee..its a joke..chill out....when i said u cant touch all your teeth with ur tongue..ppl first response is to try...that makes u a retard..because u can touch all your teeth with your tongue...geez...lighten up..its just a joke.
RE: 3 truths of life
I can't figure out the joke so I am just sitting here licking my eyebrows.
RE: 3 truths of life
hmmm..this is second time you have posted negative about me..yet you hide..show yourself
Opposites Attract ??
Someone said opposites attract well if that was so i would fall for a girl with hair , oops sorry blonde hair , with little in her head except selfish , vacuous vain thoughts and cute :))) , the thing is thats the kind of girl i attract , but I have a problem , I like a dark haired , smart ass , uncute gal ........ the only thing opposite between us is i am funny , she isnt , i am good , she is evil , I am charming , she is blunt and rude , i have a heart , she dont , i am tender ,she wants to cause me pain , i am sexy ............ she is ........... :)))))))))))))
question for hosts
do you think its right to have members publicize the city you live in since most of you list not telling on your profile? seems like gentlemen dont exist.
RE: question for hosts
I agree that a member should not post any private information about a host they have visited without her express permission, however trivial the bit of information might be. Though on the subject of not telling the location on profiles, if there is also a Russian flag (for example) on languages spoken, is not hard to make the correct inference.
RE: question for hosts
i agree that in principle members should not post details of a host without her agreement. However the key thing about showing country in the profile is that anyone can search this. Most hosts who put "not telling" do it to avoid people from their own country being able to find them easily in a search. There is a big difference between showing your country in profile and having it revealed to the relatively limited number of forum readers.
RE: question for hosts
its pretty disgusting of members such as those in viewers forums disclosing names of hosts and where they live. hosts should take note of those who treat women as though they are hookers just because they work here. hey guys this is a fantasy site.
RE: question for hosts
if the information was for one person only then it's wrong to make that info public, but if it's something she is telling many guys or it's some general information (country, city, favorite food) then who cares....btw what kind of "gentleman" pays women to strip so he can induldge in self-pleasure?
RE: question for hosts
Not only is it not the gentlemanly thing to do, but I do believe it also violates CamContacts' Privacy & Behaviour policy.
RE: What happend to Kassandra69???
too busy causing aggravation for a former employee most likely
RE: What happend to Kassandra69???
not alone i think......well......her....or they...might grow up someday
RE: What happend to Kassandra69???
I don't understand so maybe we talk about a different Kassandra
HAPPY BD ,XBLONDYXX!!!!!!!!
I wish you a Happy Happy Happy Birthday! May all your dreams and wishes come true in your life!SWEETHEART , I WISH YOU ALL THE BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN LIFE!!!!!!!! HUGS AND KISSES
RE: HAPPY BD ,XBLONDYXX!!!!!!!!
ooh damn it's her birthday? Where's my stock of cheap Tesco birthday cards to send? :o)
I wish you a happy happy happy happy HAPPY birthday, a great party (even though I didn't get an invite) some champagne to drink or bathe in, lots of nice presents (some that you even want to keep after 2 days) and a shiny new Mazda 3.
Squeezy kisses
I wish you a happy happy happy happy HAPPY birthday, a great party (even though I didn't get an invite) some champagne to drink or bathe in, lots of nice presents (some that you even want to keep after 2 days) and a shiny new Mazda 3.
Squeezy kisses
savings & deposits
A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, madam? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! when he told me he'd been saving up for 75 years... I thought he meant his money!" :--)
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel.
The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, madam? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! when he told me he'd been saving up for 75 years... I thought he meant his money!" :--)