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Geometry:-))
Teacher: John, give me a sentence using the word, "geometry."
John: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, ''Gee, I'm a tree.''
John: Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew and grew and woke one day and said, ''Gee, I'm a tree.''
Chique
For Me,for all Womans,and even for the feminine part of a man..Happy life,the most beautiful thoughts,and the greatest day till now on 8 march!!
i apologize
I owe a big apology to a host here . Her name is galaxxxy. I accused her of deleting post from the general and personal forums.
Maybe if i would have had a little more patience i wouldnt be apologizing now. I am sorry for the accusation galaxxxy, but that is all. The messages showed after a little longer waiting period than normal. i hope you will accept my apology.....
Maybe if i would have had a little more patience i wouldnt be apologizing now. I am sorry for the accusation galaxxxy, but that is all. The messages showed after a little longer waiting period than normal. i hope you will accept my apology.....
RE: i apologize
Maybe my apology is premature. i see you did delete my post on your personal forum. What are you afraid of that members will see the real you and not the one you portray here on screen. To bad galaxxy i really though you were special. Again it just shows that the host are here for one thing and one thing only despite what they tell you. be careful of this host lies and decete.
RE: i apologize
i see why your posts get deleted...you're an idiot! wish the ones you make here would be deleted too!
RE: i apologize
deserve a stupid beat down... not word for word but, "what hosts are really here for". seriously what is wrong with you? what do viewers come here for "for real"? come on! to really make new friends? go to a regular chat site... yahoo, msn, icq whatever. what banner did you click on? the one that advertised live cams right? heck you can cam to cam on any ol' chat site now a days. this one is for a specific purpose. you come here looking for a little tingle in you to be relieved. don't put a host down because she has the audacity to screen *her*, i repeat HER forum. it's her marketing not yours. you wanna post whatever you want... set up your own forum, group, blog, whatever. then you can badmouth whoever you want. i'm not saying friends can't be made. but if you don't belive for the most part this is for fantasy's sake, you need to get some help. if some good true relationships come of any of this, i'm happy for those it does. but don't piss on others because they don't submit to your will. unless of course youre in the sub/dom category :P...
RE: i apologize
could be the same gutless person who posted a message to"cum4mewithme" as"more to think about".just pure infantile nastiness.grow up & if you don't have the courage to post under your real name or have something constructive to say"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" we do not need your type here or anywhere for that matter.crawl back into that hole you came from.matt
RE: i apologize
TAKE ONE GUTLESS PERSON TO KNOW ANOTHER. I NOTICED YOU DONT USE YOUR SCREEN NAME OR PUT YOUR NAME ON THINGS EITHER. SO THAT MUST MAKE YOU GUTLESS TOO
RE: i apologize
No but you are.. Please if you are going to be so petty as to critcise someone grammar the least you can do is LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
illiterate Audio pronunciation of "illiterate" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-ltr-t)
adj.
1.
1. Unable to read and write.
2. Having little or no formal education.
2.
1. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature.
2. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing.
3. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
illiterate Audio pronunciation of "illiterate" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-ltr-t)
adj.
1.
1. Unable to read and write.
2. Having little or no formal education.
2.
1. Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature.
2. Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing.
3. Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.
RE: i apologize
maybe they are more literate than you.read your post.it sounds like you think grammar is your parent's mother.you dweeb!
RE: 8MARCH!HAPPY WOMEN DAY!
the world without women.........such a bleak thought.
it would be a place of constant war, ugliness, perpetual destruction. uncomfortable and cold, without curve or color. there would be no wisdom and no bueaty. it would be a place of cruel hard words and even harder thoughts. every day i thank god he made woman. such a marvelous creature.
it would be a place of constant war, ugliness, perpetual destruction. uncomfortable and cold, without curve or color. there would be no wisdom and no bueaty. it would be a place of cruel hard words and even harder thoughts. every day i thank god he made woman. such a marvelous creature.
RE: 8MARCH!HAPPY WOMEN DAY!
happy day & rest of the year to all the wonderful girls here.you rock!the world without women is to scary a thought for me :-(((
RE: WTF rocks:)
Id like to see CC run a popularity contest on viewers for hosts exclusively
Then have the winner really show themselves to the host and viewers the way they are in real life LOL.........................ah Andy Wharhol's 15 min. in the sun would show some interesting images I bet...........
Then have the winner really show themselves to the host and viewers the way they are in real life LOL.........................ah Andy Wharhol's 15 min. in the sun would show some interesting images I bet...........
RE: WTF rocks:)
wtf funny???? i guess if u like a mental midget who thinks its cool to bash ladies..then he is hilarious.
RE: WTF rocks:)
WTF = Cuntasaurus ????
Remember the guy who took on TNT all the time.............hmmmm he might have reinvented himself............same cutting humor
Remember the guy who took on TNT all the time.............hmmmm he might have reinvented himself............same cutting humor
RE: WTF rocks:)
maybe its his son by now LOL...........you never know about this place CC or maybe its a CC mole to stir up the forums like they do in Vegas at the hotels to stir up the customers :)
RE: WTF rocks:)
WTF = Cuntasaurus ????
Remember the guy who took on TNT all the time.............hmmmm he might have reinvented himself............same cutting humor
Remember the guy who took on TNT all the time.............hmmmm he might have reinvented himself............same cutting humor
RE: WTF rocks:)
Take seriously his humour? Noo way! Just we try to return his cuting humour and i bet he is very upset because i coudn't see some bad posting about him just he ask Cc to remove it! Lol! Isn't it a great sense of humour?!
RE: WTF rocks:)
take wtf seriously? no way. as for cutting humor? cuts like a dull butter knife thru rock. to each their own.
RE: spring hurts
DONT LEAVE MY SEXY GALAXXXY, I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH IF YOU LEAVE ME. WE STILL HAVE A DATE FOR THIS SUMMER HONEY. I LOVE YOU MY SEXY GALAXXY. WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!
YOUR #1 FAN.........ME
YOUR #1 FAN.........ME
RE: spring hurts
well honesty works both ways honey, you can fool with a mans mind & heart but if he fools back you dont like it. maybe it is better if you leave! if you cant be honest but you expect others to be honest to you. yes i agree spring hurts but love sucks! maybe a little more honesty you would have gotten hurt. i was hurt too, to know what you did.
your #1 fan ... no more
your #1 fan ... no more
RE: spring hurts
If anyone would know you would. That is what happens with lies and deciete. Someone you think is a friend just isntand you get hurt
New Discovery
You know to guard against snake venom you take a little every day and increase the dose over time.
I have seen so many female body parts on CC that now I'm immune to lust.............
I have seen so many female body parts on CC that now I'm immune to lust.............
RE: New Discovery
Hm, we saw a lot of men naked...we feel nothing...but one day a new man appears and we forget that we are at work.We do not feel used with him, we do not care how much he will pay, we just want him back.We are girls hoping to make money and we would give all just to see him again.
If you do not feel lust, it doesn`t mean that it doesn`t exist.Maybe you never fell in love.
If you do not feel lust, it doesn`t mean that it doesn`t exist.Maybe you never fell in love.
Your thought?
Generally, I've seen hosts start and walk away after one single month. Others do stay on-line for years in the webcam business... Does these experiences change the girl, or might it become a habit?
RE: Your thought?
I suspect it comes down to finances and the hosts tolerance for this type of work. Hosts do not get paid unless they do videos. They get a cut of the video charge. No hourly wage. If they are not successful in drawing members then they leave. Gotta eat. Also I know some girls feel they can do this type of work but it turns out to be too immoral, gross, soul sapping, etc. for them and they move on. Or...their boyfriend or mom and dad find out...or another opportunity arises...of they just are tired of puking after watching a 300 pound 55 years old whacking his 3 inch pudding.....
RE: Your thought?
I AM NOT 300 POUNDS OR 55 YEARS OLD!! BUT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN PEEKING WHEN YOU SAW MY THREE INCH PUDDING
RE: Your thought?
<<they just are tired of puking after watching a 300 pound 55 years old whacking his 3 inch pudding>>
Hey, I am neither 300 pounds or 55 years old!
Hey, I am neither 300 pounds or 55 years old!
RE: Your thought?
as beautiful as some of the women here are, i'm inclined to believe that quite a few come into all of this already knowing full well just how single-minded and superficial or just plain fucking creepy guys can be...
whether they're jaded by real world experience and just looking to make a dime off the same kind of shit they have to deal with anyway, or they're able to find enough of some kind of humor to somehow be able to tolerate the intolerable type of guy they're likely to encounter here, as long as the money is good, that's the only real reason i can imagine any woman would want to stay for long....
those hosts who've been able to take off after only a month or so, god bless 'em.... i hope they're all off making of their lives everything they ever dreamed they could... for those still lingering here and wishing they didn't feel the need, i hope you find your way out to a better life soon...
whether they're jaded by real world experience and just looking to make a dime off the same kind of shit they have to deal with anyway, or they're able to find enough of some kind of humor to somehow be able to tolerate the intolerable type of guy they're likely to encounter here, as long as the money is good, that's the only real reason i can imagine any woman would want to stay for long....
those hosts who've been able to take off after only a month or so, god bless 'em.... i hope they're all off making of their lives everything they ever dreamed they could... for those still lingering here and wishing they didn't feel the need, i hope you find your way out to a better life soon...
sooowet4u
Hi - I am not sure if I should ask this here but does anyone know what happened to Sooowet4u - she used to work here sometimes (and other places very regularly) until the New Year when she suddenly stopped. I am not a stalker (well, not much!) and do not want contact info or anything - I am just curious to know whether she is ok.
RE: sooowet4u
She probably moved on whatever reasons. Perhaps she didn't like the job? Perhaps she got a better job? Perhaps she moved? Perhaps she got married and started a family?
RE: sooowet4u
WTF - lol -that is a good one :). Strangely she used to have a head on photos when she left 2 months ago but then about 2 weeks ago seems to have come online for a bit (is different date for last online if she is in favourites) and removed headshots from profile.
Anonymous - yes I agree it probably is one of those - and good luck to her - but I was wondering which of your or my guesses were correct.
Anonymous - yes I agree it probably is one of those - and good luck to her - but I was wondering which of your or my guesses were correct.
RE: sooowet4u
hmmm, here's a thought ... maybe someone new is about to take over that host name ... if she's in a studio, this would make sense ... keep watching this space I reckon ...
RE: I am first time here!
this place is full of pretty, sometimes naked ladies
and some guys are here to look at them
some hang out in community chat and talk about boobs
and some dont.
hope this helps
with lust
johnz
(K)
and some guys are here to look at them
some hang out in community chat and talk about boobs
and some dont.
hope this helps
with lust
johnz
(K)
RE: I am first time here!
almost a sonnet I'd say ... fuck knows what happened to the iambic pentameter though ...
The Love Dress:-))
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, What the hell are you doing?
I'm wearing my love dress, responds the daughter-in-law, We haven't made love in a long time.
So the mother-in-law says, Hm, maybe I should try that.
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, What the fuck are you doing?
I'm wearing my love dress, says the wife.
Well, responds the husband, it needs to be ironed.
I'm wearing my love dress, responds the daughter-in-law, We haven't made love in a long time.
So the mother-in-law says, Hm, maybe I should try that.
She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, What the fuck are you doing?
I'm wearing my love dress, says the wife.
Well, responds the husband, it needs to be ironed.
RE: i'm in adult=))
sweety, if i quit my job everytime i have a rude customer, i would never work. grow up.
RE: i'm in adult=))
Did you big bad perverts scare the poor young girl back to non-adult.? You should be ashamed of yourself. Actually this kid is very sweet, intelligent and she is hotter than hell. So please if you visit her...be gentle.
RE: pregnant chathost
I recommend you e mail camcontatcs and ask them if it is allowed on this site. I know that in the US, this is banned by 2257. But camcontacts is not located in the US.
RE: pregnant chathost
For a pregnant woman to appear on here is not illegal in the USA and not specifically banned by 2257, provided of course she is over 18. There are certainly pregnant hosts on here.
The best place to find pregnant hosts is in fetish.
The best place to find pregnant hosts is in fetish.
RE: pregnant chathost
and what's the deal with guys getting turned on by feet? why not elbows or ears?
RE: pregnant chathost
There may be pregant hosts on site, but in the US it is not allowed. Even though the pregnant host may be 18, her fetus clearly is not. And 2257 does cover that! There have been hundreds of sucessfull prosecutions thoughtout the US already concering this.
RE: pregnant chathost
Her feotus is not on the video. I agree that if she showed a US scan pic of the feotus this would be against the law but the bump? If there have been hundreds of successful prosecutions maybe you could cite some.
RE: pregnant chathost
There is nothing illegal about a pregnant woman being in a porno in the USA. The fetus inside of her is not considered a minor.
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/casecode/uscodes/18/parts/i/chapters/110/toc.html
http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/casecode/uscodes/18/parts/i/chapters/110/toc.html
typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
send me $ for visa, i'll be over after i spend it on partying and jewelry
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
I understand the point you are making and generally agree but hosts relatives and even the hosts themselves do sometimes get sick so do not automatically assume a host is lying when she says this. Whether you belive her or not depends on your relationship with her up to that point.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
then well,
praying seems to work
because most rich ppl dont care
and the poor cant help
so just make sure life insurance is paid to date or steal a shovel
praying seems to work
because most rich ppl dont care
and the poor cant help
so just make sure life insurance is paid to date or steal a shovel
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
I have been on CC for three years and not once has a chathost said that to me, so I hardly think it's "typical."
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
I agree some hosts really do have financial problems - but the reason members are cynical about it is that there are some hosts who do regularly lie to try to trick money out of members. They are the ones that cause the problem of doubt - after all however much time you spend with someone here or on yahoo or talking/texting on phone it is never possible to be totally sure whether the latest problem that she needs money for is genuine or not
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
SO many times this has been talked about here.
We are al aware that the the girls here, in the majority, see this as their work and the member as a customer.
Now, if you were in the local supermarket and the checkout girl started telling you about her ill mother and other problems, would you pay extra for your shopping or simply give her money - I doubt it.
If you believe the girl is telling the truth then it is your choice to help or not. If you choose not to help and her attitude changes towards you then I think you can rest assured that it was probably a lie.
Just my two pennies worth.
We are al aware that the the girls here, in the majority, see this as their work and the member as a customer.
Now, if you were in the local supermarket and the checkout girl started telling you about her ill mother and other problems, would you pay extra for your shopping or simply give her money - I doubt it.
If you believe the girl is telling the truth then it is your choice to help or not. If you choose not to help and her attitude changes towards you then I think you can rest assured that it was probably a lie.
Just my two pennies worth.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
to me its about how you feel in your heart when a host asks about money.i have never had a host ask me for money but a few have mentioned different problems.when they tell me this i just go with my heart.if helping them gives me satisfaction then i do it.in life helping is its own reward.inner peace! every girl i have helped has been very thankful which has been a bonus.most of the hosts here are just trying to improve their lives,i think & if i can help in some way i'm happy. it all depends on what is inside you. i owe more than money to some of the lovely people here.they have helped me more than they know
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
If with the line "im sick " goes "i need money " better move on .... been there done that ... they only want to suck some more money from you and its just a cheap trick, they try to become your friend, makes u think u re the only one she tells her poblems, make u believe u re important in her life then all of a sudden she say she s inlove with you then she gets sick or worse mother got sick and need a very expensive surgery
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
Anonymous - sounds like we met the same girl - lol.
The third request for money I got was asking for money so her Mum could afford to split up from and leave her (wicked) step-father!! Though to be fair this time she claimed she was going to pay it back in 2 weeks when she got paid :). I stopped sending money then - the previous 2 requests were for school fees and for her own (apparently very serious) operation. Only half believed the first two but liked her and would have felt guilty not knowing for sure whether it was genuine but I think there is a limit to how unlucky you can believe someone is.
The third request for money I got was asking for money so her Mum could afford to split up from and leave her (wicked) step-father!! Though to be fair this time she claimed she was going to pay it back in 2 weeks when she got paid :). I stopped sending money then - the previous 2 requests were for school fees and for her own (apparently very serious) operation. Only half believed the first two but liked her and would have felt guilty not knowing for sure whether it was genuine but I think there is a limit to how unlucky you can believe someone is.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
I have listened to hosts problems and provided advice and occasionally practical help to various hosts on problems with boyfriends and sex, parents, studies, other friends, business, computing and IT. Sometimes this was during free chat or on yahoo, other times in paid video. I feel what I have done shows I am a friend, not just a customer to these hosts and from the way they treat me I am sure they consider me as a friend.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
To Just a Host: I am sorry to hear your story and am also sorry that nobody helped you out when you needed it. Especially because as you say $10-$20 is only a small amount (less than the cost of a show!). However in my case the girl was needing about $250 a time which does become a lot of money to give away (especially on top of the cost of her shows too).
I do not think that many of the hosts are like this or that they are always asking for money but the fact that some do makes everyone suspicious of hosts like you who genuinely needed help.
I agree I probably do have a lot more stuff than her and her life is probably much more difficult than mine and to be honest I would probably have been happy to give her some money anyway but when someone keeps trying to make you feel guilty so you send them money it does make you feel more cynical.
I hope things are better for you now and I am sorry if you have taken any of my posts as being criticism of you.
I do not think that many of the hosts are like this or that they are always asking for money but the fact that some do makes everyone suspicious of hosts like you who genuinely needed help.
I agree I probably do have a lot more stuff than her and her life is probably much more difficult than mine and to be honest I would probably have been happy to give her some money anyway but when someone keeps trying to make you feel guilty so you send them money it does make you feel more cynical.
I hope things are better for you now and I am sorry if you have taken any of my posts as being criticism of you.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
Was not a critique .I see your point and i tried to make mine as clear as i could. I only said it is fair that the guys are customers and we are service providers, If you cross that line ... you get involved and there are consequences... that was all i was saying hope that this does not make me a cold blooded woman now .I know i treat all the guys that come in my video with kindness and naughtyness and i make them happy but avoid crossing the line as much as i can There is one thing we hosts must not forget most of the guys here need a good wank that is why we're in adult oriented sections and not in a dating website or freechat programs.
Love to all !
Love to all !
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
A host and I became good friends and one day she told me about an operation she needed. At was many days till I eventually got her to tell me how much she needed. She said she did not want the money from me but I sent it anyway. I made a judgement that she was being honest and I am glad I did.
We met several times, trust grew greater and I never ever found her to be dishonest in anyway.
We are now married and happy together.
We met several times, trust grew greater and I never ever found her to be dishonest in anyway.
We are now married and happy together.
RE: typical chathost: "mom sick...send $$$$$"
Thank you
I think building a relationship/marriage from CC is perhaps harder than elsewhere mainly due to the culteral and language differences but all obsticles can be overcome with love, honesty and determination.
I think building a relationship/marriage from CC is perhaps harder than elsewhere mainly due to the culteral and language differences but all obsticles can be overcome with love, honesty and determination.
Super Great News!!!
Hey Gang -
Super Great News!!!!!!! -
The lady down the street finally died, and I was able to take her webCam.
So now my hot dances will look even better...With new faster streaming, get ready for the sexy....
See ya all soon....chuck
Super Great News!!!!!!! -
The lady down the street finally died, and I was able to take her webCam.
So now my hot dances will look even better...With new faster streaming, get ready for the sexy....
See ya all soon....chuck
RE: Super Great News!!!
yep, ain't it great when you can get all the cool stuff you need from your neighbor ... sorry she had to die for you to get it though. Luckily for me, mine's still alive and kicking and accumulating all sorts of high tech knick-knacks that I can no doubt find a use for. Keep up the good work.
RE: Super Great News!!!
For what you lack in sensitivity you more than make up in showmanship :)
Merry Pants
hehe my special pooter,
Whiskers told me to go under your tree and drink the milk you put in there for him......but I got lost and went to someone else's tree LOL......I enjoy my new pants and hope you do too muah.....
Whiskers told me to go under your tree and drink the milk you put in there for him......but I got lost and went to someone else's tree LOL......I enjoy my new pants and hope you do too muah.....
RE: Merry Pants
You look at me
and the fur begins to burn........
it is just too hot
I feel your tremendous girth rolling across my back
your delicious hands cover me in your filth,
I want to wrap myself in the wrinkles of your skin,
The wax in your ear is like thick chunks of fire to my lips, warm to my touch,
the salt of your sweat melts under my tongue
I feel your gassy heat scenting the room like vanilla candles,
burning me up!
Your frail, tender body, hairy to my touch,
What?
Oh sorry
I was just daydreaming
how can i help you??
and the fur begins to burn........
it is just too hot
I feel your tremendous girth rolling across my back
your delicious hands cover me in your filth,
I want to wrap myself in the wrinkles of your skin,
The wax in your ear is like thick chunks of fire to my lips, warm to my touch,
the salt of your sweat melts under my tongue
I feel your gassy heat scenting the room like vanilla candles,
burning me up!
Your frail, tender body, hairy to my touch,
What?
Oh sorry
I was just daydreaming
how can i help you??
Expect a slow night tonight gals
Sorry host ladies!!!!
The Academy Awards are on tonight.
I know all of the members will be glued to their TV sets anxiously awaiting the results!!!
And to hear Jon Stewart attempt to be funny!
The Academy Awards are on tonight.
I know all of the members will be glued to their TV sets anxiously awaiting the results!!!
And to hear Jon Stewart attempt to be funny!
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
who want s to sit in and watch overpaid actos fawn all over themselves,, not me
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
No Academy awards I will see, pretty, young hosts are the stars for me.
I'll be right here watching a girl i just met, while you'll fall asleep by your T.V. set.
Maybe I'll miss out, you can call me a loner, but at least I'll spend my night with a smile and a boner.
A.B.H.
I'll be right here watching a girl i just met, while you'll fall asleep by your T.V. set.
Maybe I'll miss out, you can call me a loner, but at least I'll spend my night with a smile and a boner.
A.B.H.
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
Are you refering to the academy nominess? Or the CC hosts? Kind of hard to tell from your comment.
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
Nobody watches that boring thing. Ratings have been going down, down, down the last few years. I won't be watching it. Borrrinnnng
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
Yeah who cares about Hollyweird congratualting themselves.
RE: Expect a slow night tonight gals
well I guess we can all speak for ourselves for our own tastes in life; so congratulations to Best Actress R.W. from I Walk The Line!! :)) She was Terrific!
RE: promotional rate
Terrific Post, Scottishdd!!!
Though I must confess that I most certainly will decline your offer, I still feel your post is a great strategic move. Though it is doubtful, I certainly hope your short term business will increase with your cunning use of the forum. It is conceivable that someone out there may be daring enough to agree to your offer (and possibly spent a hot and rare moment of bizzare intimacy).
From the bottom of my heart I hope you get the results you so desperatly need. Please be sure to keep us updated and good luck where ever your future may take you.
Though I must confess that I most certainly will decline your offer, I still feel your post is a great strategic move. Though it is doubtful, I certainly hope your short term business will increase with your cunning use of the forum. It is conceivable that someone out there may be daring enough to agree to your offer (and possibly spent a hot and rare moment of bizzare intimacy).
From the bottom of my heart I hope you get the results you so desperatly need. Please be sure to keep us updated and good luck where ever your future may take you.
RE: promotional rate
Guys! I still have the same price! If u want to see me .. pls catch me
LOL
kiss
LOL
kiss
Question for female chat hosts
Of more than thirty thousand females on CC [30,152] more than sixteen thousand claim to be bi-sexual, [16,098]. To what extent is this a true reflection of how girls live their lives or is it a purely commercial decision?
RE: Question for female chat hosts
I was 18 years old and it was in the woods by a lake, I used an old hot dog bun.
RE: Question for female chat hosts
firstly
if 30152 hosts reply, i will cut my penis off
secondly do you think 30,152 women find us appealing and want to talk to us offline. its dreamworld dude, here they are allllll horny
if 30152 hosts reply, i will cut my penis off
secondly do you think 30,152 women find us appealing and want to talk to us offline. its dreamworld dude, here they are allllll horny
RE: Question for female chat hosts
I won't visit any girl who lists "Bi" in her profile. I only want to visit girls who list themselves as "straight". Cuts down the choice a bit but there are still a lot more than I can afford to visit.
Showers: Men Vs. Women:-))
Old one..., but one of my fav. :-))
How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
* Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed.
How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surronding area.
* Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
* Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed.
How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surronding area.
* Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. 18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
RE: Showers: Men Vs. Women:-))
Bravo again Alex!!!! Thank you. I've taken a moment to read ur post and.... u were right, I spent a hot and rare moment laughing out loud. Wonderfully funny, it made my ass burn. Thank you for your outstanding sense of humor, you always seem to make my day a bit brighter. always giving 110% - that what Alex is about!!
RE: Showers: Men Vs. Women:-))
Uhh, you make me blush Bozo:PP
Great, i could make happy at least one person today again:-))
Great, i could make happy at least one person today again:-))
RE: Showers: Men Vs. Women:-))
You'll end up changing him some time down the line anyway. Accept the offer...
The good oil
Musashi recovery (4 servings/day)
Musashi Mass (4servings/day)
Musashi Joint Support (4 servings/day)
Multi Vitamin (2 servings/day)
Flax Seed Oil (4 capful servings/day)
Magnesium (2000 mg per day) Combining these supplements I took 4 servings per day for a week alternating between 4 high protein meals and wow!!!!
Musashi Mass (4servings/day)
Musashi Joint Support (4 servings/day)
Multi Vitamin (2 servings/day)
Flax Seed Oil (4 capful servings/day)
Magnesium (2000 mg per day) Combining these supplements I took 4 servings per day for a week alternating between 4 high protein meals and wow!!!!
new radio love song
Here is a song:
"Can't stop whackin'
Plop, plop, plop,
Somebody better get me a mop,
Yeah baby, wack, wack, wack,
Spanking at you when you turn your back,
Can't stop wacking,
Squirt, Squirt, Squirt,
Thinking of you in that tight, short, skirt
Yeah Baby, wack, Wack, wack,
I'll Spank it again, when I see your crack
Can't stop wacking,
Spray, Spray, Spray,
In a puddle of love, I will lay,
Yeah Baby, wack, wack, wack
I'll do it again when I see your rack."
Yeah.
"Can't stop whackin'
Plop, plop, plop,
Somebody better get me a mop,
Yeah baby, wack, wack, wack,
Spanking at you when you turn your back,
Can't stop wacking,
Squirt, Squirt, Squirt,
Thinking of you in that tight, short, skirt
Yeah Baby, wack, Wack, wack,
I'll Spank it again, when I see your crack
Can't stop wacking,
Spray, Spray, Spray,
In a puddle of love, I will lay,
Yeah Baby, wack, wack, wack
I'll do it again when I see your rack."
Yeah.