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too funny
A West Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a Brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full color, 150 page report on his Hi-tech,miniaturized HP Laser Jet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a consultant for the National Democratic Party." says the cowboy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a damn thing about cows. Now give me back my dog."
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,will you give me a calf?"
The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full color, 150 page report on his Hi-tech,miniaturized HP Laser Jet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a consultant for the National Democratic Party." says the cowboy.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a damn thing about cows. Now give me back my dog."
RE: cum for me more...
Well thanks Anonymous, I want to show you my all night party too.
Check out my hot pics, get yourself oiled up real good, and get ready to watch my hot dance and party like a furry, little rockstar - Chuck
Check out my hot pics, get yourself oiled up real good, and get ready to watch my hot dance and party like a furry, little rockstar - Chuck
RE: cum for me more...
Mmmmmmm. What is your name? I want to cum for you over and over until I do it 10 times.
RE: cum for me more...
wow chuck, just thinking about oil gets me so excited, i may visit you myself
can any one tell me
im just wondering when there is a chathost with 2 screen mames
and she would be in a 121 with someome and may be doing a show and her other screen name is free ie not in vid.
and i went into the other name would i see a strip for the price of open session .
the host in question is in none adult bye the way and will do a show
curious to know
and she would be in a 121 with someome and may be doing a show and her other screen name is free ie not in vid.
and i went into the other name would i see a strip for the price of open session .
the host in question is in none adult bye the way and will do a show
curious to know
RE: can any one tell me
A host in non-adult can not have a session open in adult at the same time.
If a host is in one2one, she has to close the session on her other ID. one2one means one2one and you would have grounds for a refund if you experienced a video with a host and another member pops in.
If a host is in one2one, she has to close the session on her other ID. one2one means one2one and you would have grounds for a refund if you experienced a video with a host and another member pops in.
RE: can any one tell me
JJ,
If the host is in one2one, the other room should be closed. If the other room isn't closed,...........why not roll the dice. If the room isn't closed, you don't know if she is in one2one or not. Go for it.
If the host is in one2one, the other room should be closed. If the other room isn't closed,...........why not roll the dice. If the room isn't closed, you don't know if she is in one2one or not. Go for it.
RE: can any one tell me
i have been in a couple 1-2-1 vids and see host typing not to me.
and a host has had two cc screen names active at the same time but
i didnt view her, cc has a rule stating that if in 121 they must close other one, but loophole is its a cc rule so if they , say ,have 3 accts, 2 with cc and 1 with another site and cc cam goes 121 then she closes cc cam2 but other site is still open. also keep in mind, ym,aim,icq, so she can still talk while sucking your money, and cc cant do anything about it.thats all i can think of for now.
ps
good to see you jj
and a host has had two cc screen names active at the same time but
i didnt view her, cc has a rule stating that if in 121 they must close other one, but loophole is its a cc rule so if they , say ,have 3 accts, 2 with cc and 1 with another site and cc cam goes 121 then she closes cc cam2 but other site is still open. also keep in mind, ym,aim,icq, so she can still talk while sucking your money, and cc cant do anything about it.thats all i can think of for now.
ps
good to see you jj
RE: can any one tell me
Sometimes people chat in yahoo to friends that do not know about CC. Kind of hard, but they should tell their friend they are busy now.
RE: can any one tell me
good point about translater. thax
as for cc unknown to friends on YM
not that every second is costing mere pennies, but the ''im busy'' takes awhile.... why whats going on.........some lie........ oh how long will you be....... not sure.... on & on
i go to your vid , im paying you ! are they?
i go to get a coffee and the clerk is talking to a friend n i wait,
thats when im in a good mood.
i walk into a doctors office billed for time and he spends it on the fone. do i wait and pay.. well i wasnt as nice then
as for cc unknown to friends on YM
not that every second is costing mere pennies, but the ''im busy'' takes awhile.... why whats going on.........some lie........ oh how long will you be....... not sure.... on & on
i go to your vid , im paying you ! are they?
i go to get a coffee and the clerk is talking to a friend n i wait,
thats when im in a good mood.
i walk into a doctors office billed for time and he spends it on the fone. do i wait and pay.. well i wasnt as nice then
RE: That shall i present?!
the biggest present is that u meet in real. just give him a big hug and kiss :)
RE: That shall i present?!
On that day make sure you are home alone when he comes to get you. When you let him in don't let him speak at all. Take him to the living room and make him sit in a chair. Put some great music and make the best sexy strip you can imagine. When you are totally naked make a lapdance on him and after some minutes kneel in front of him and pull his boy out and give him a slow, sweet blowjob. All this time don't talk, just make wild animal sex with him.
RE: That shall i present?!
tell him u r going to london for 2 weeks, he's had u for a year so he shouldnt be so greedy
RE: That shall i present?!
If you have little money then you need to do something special for him.. maybe do a special picture of yourself just for him..... or for a day make him feel like a king and be with him all day only spend your tie that day with him . make dinner be sexy but make him the most important man on earth
RE: That shall i present?!
i absolutely agree... there's no better gift you can give than one that shows how much you really care... it's not in the money you spend, but in the time and effort you put into trying to make someone happy that's most endearing...
whatever you can afford, and whatever makes him feel like a king, he'll appreciate... and yeah, a blowjob is always much appreciated too:P
whatever you can afford, and whatever makes him feel like a king, he'll appreciate... and yeah, a blowjob is always much appreciated too:P
RE: That shall i present?!
I went to see a man in January...I was thinking about a gift for him, I have more money than him so I paid my tickets and hotel and I bought some chocolates for him.I told him that I dont need any gift, from long time ago.The beauty of the meeting, the nice moments..I wish I would have all again! I can buy whatever with money, except those moments.
Think about this!Buy nice music..because I understand your wish to buy something.Good luck.
Think about this!Buy nice music..because I understand your wish to buy something.Good luck.
RE: That shall i present?!
i think you didnt notice the line when she said she doesnt have much money.
and question 4u is a hotel room? why not your place? here a hotel is like 100$ minimum. thats not even a nice one,
personally i would think my gf/mistress was a wasteful person if she spent like that.
but then us poor ppl are thrifty and frugil.
otherwize
i like your idea:P
and question 4u is a hotel room? why not your place? here a hotel is like 100$ minimum. thats not even a nice one,
personally i would think my gf/mistress was a wasteful person if she spent like that.
but then us poor ppl are thrifty and frugil.
otherwize
i like your idea:P
RE: That shall i present?!
ahh my sweet friend.it seems like valentines day,you put in so much thought about your boyfriend.he is a lucky man.the photo idea by an earlier member is good but to me i would love a framed photp of my girl from years before we met.as a child growing up or as a younger girl. this would mean to me that i'm a part of her life.pat,present & future.she is opening her whole life to me.that would be the greatest gift to me. kisss
RE: That shall i present?!
i dont know you that well freeda, but i recall you like art
so i think the man you care for would also share that interest so maybe go to your favorite museum with him.
or
you could show up in a lovely dress and hand him a box with your bra and panty in it, and tell him that are not wearing them under your dress :D
i think he will like that also
so i think the man you care for would also share that interest so maybe go to your favorite museum with him.
or
you could show up in a lovely dress and hand him a box with your bra and panty in it, and tell him that are not wearing them under your dress :D
i think he will like that also
Penis is too big?
A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. The witch takes a look at the problem and tells him, "Go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says 'no,' you'll be five inches shorter."
The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog.
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again."
"Will you marry me?" he asks the frog.
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Twitch! The guy's down to 15 inches. "Well, it's still a bit excessive," he thinks. "Down another five would be perfect." So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog yells back, "Look! How many times do I have to tell you? NO! NO! NO!"
The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog.
The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No."
The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again."
"Will you marry me?" he asks the frog.
The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!"
Twitch! The guy's down to 15 inches. "Well, it's still a bit excessive," he thinks. "Down another five would be perfect." So he calls across again, "Will you marry me?"
The frog yells back, "Look! How many times do I have to tell you? NO! NO! NO!"
bmw-T
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
>> station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>> The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
>> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is
>> Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
>> Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle
>> As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>> What are dose?", asks the attendant.
>> They're called tees." replies Tiger.
>> "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
>> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>> "Sweet Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
>> station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>> The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
>> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is
>> Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
>> Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle
>> As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>> What are dose?", asks the attendant.
>> They're called tees." replies Tiger.
>> "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
>> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>> "Sweet Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
for asiandoll
We were drawn from the weeds
We were brave like soldiers
Falling down under the pale moonlight
You were holding to me
Like someone broken
And I couldn't tell you, but I'm telling you now
Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down
Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you, forever in me
Ever the same
We would stand in the wind
We were free like water
Flowing down
Under the warmth of the sun
Now it's cold and we're scared
And we've both been shaken
Look at us man,
this doesn't need to be the end
Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down
Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
You may need me there
To carry all your weight
But you're no burden I assure
You tide me over
With a warmth I'll not forget
But I can only
give you love
Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Ever the same
lyrics lifted from Rob Thomas
We were brave like soldiers
Falling down under the pale moonlight
You were holding to me
Like someone broken
And I couldn't tell you, but I'm telling you now
Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down
Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you, forever in me
Ever the same
We would stand in the wind
We were free like water
Flowing down
Under the warmth of the sun
Now it's cold and we're scared
And we've both been shaken
Look at us man,
this doesn't need to be the end
Just let me hold you while you're falling apart
Just let me hold you and we'll both fall down
Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
You may need me there
To carry all your weight
But you're no burden I assure
You tide me over
With a warmth I'll not forget
But I can only
give you love
Fall on me tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Call on me
I'll be there for you and you'll be there for me
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Forever it's you
Forever in me
Ever the same
Ever the same
lyrics lifted from Rob Thomas
RE: DEPECHE MODE
Thank you :)
Red Hot Chili Peppers due in my hometown soon, $80 a ticket and I am very tempted :p
Red Hot Chili Peppers due in my hometown soon, $80 a ticket and I am very tempted :p
RE: DEPECHE MODE
Just have been on Deep Purple concert a week ago...was really great...my granddaddies done well:PP
RE: DEPECHE MODE
great thing about depeche is their music is not only stand alone but it transposes to dance music fantastically.blue monday is a great example.much better than those 3 chord metal bands!
RE: DEPECHE MODE
gotta srop taking those pills.you guys are right!what a smashed pumpkin i am.morillo
DEPECHE MODE IN BELGIUM, ANTWERP...
...was one of their greatest ones - huge hall - even bigger performance! :D
RE: DEPECHE MODE IN BELGIUM, ANTWERP...
Don't you guys know that rock n roll is way better than that eletronic-type music?
Tight Skirt, Bus Stop:-))
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
No shit..
From: Mr X Reply New Message
Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 17:53 (GMT)
Does anyone ever meet any Escorts for REAL sex meeting from this site? I am going to Romania soon
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RE: Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 19:08 (GMT)
Why get an escort? Just get a date with one or two of the girl here and you will probable score anyhow. Not that hard.
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Actually,I don`t see what`s so hard in getting laid,but probably for some lame asses like you it`s even hard to wank !
Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 17:53 (GMT)
Does anyone ever meet any Escorts for REAL sex meeting from this site? I am going to Romania soon
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From: anon2 Reply New Message
RE: Real life Escort 03/Mar/2006 19:08 (GMT)
Why get an escort? Just get a date with one or two of the girl here and you will probable score anyhow. Not that hard.
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Actually,I don`t see what`s so hard in getting laid,but probably for some lame asses like you it`s even hard to wank !
RE: No shit..
Get a freaky life people, stop dating models, it's horror biz for both parties...
RE: No shit.. In St. Petersburg?
Psycho, the thread hasn't stopped yet, another guy is already moving on... Now we might need juicy details! lol
RE: No shit..
The post sounds something like "if you get there tons of women will jump on you" ...it`s a bit lame,don`t you think ? Actually,I think if you ever get laid it`s either coz she`s very drunk or your wallet is damn wide . Good luck !
RE: No shit..
You can not knock those that try and get away with it.
God luck to them, play safe though :p
God luck to them, play safe though :p
RE: No shit..
Well that's at least a HONEST reply of you... No need to turn around for 6 months. Good girl! :D
RE: CamContacts
Yes they are great.They helped me yesterday too and their replies are so quick and professional...best CS team :)I love here!
RE: CamContacts
yes they are, i too have had problems in the past
thier response was always very fast
the coolest site ever!!!
another site took a week to respond it it wasnt very helpful
thier response was always very fast
the coolest site ever!!!
another site took a week to respond it it wasnt very helpful
How to get rich on CC
Figure out a way to work with CC for a hair coloring product concession for all of the host.
RE: How to get rich on CC
For me, the way to get rich is to never go to video chat ever again. :P
RE: How to get rich on CC
or a cameraman for the studio
so i can zoom while the host performs
but the camera might be shaking :D
so i can zoom while the host performs
but the camera might be shaking :D
RE: How to get rich on CC
okay- but is this a paying job? sounds like something guys here would pay to do :)
chuck...
chuck,sorry i dont remember your numbers.i am sorry that my attempt at humor upset you so much.that was never my intention.any offence you took was not intended & i give you my unreserved & whole hearted apology.you do not need to accpet it.thats your choice.i accept & respect your decision.
RE: chuck...
ill let go and dont bring it up agian and we will be fine please choose better who you pick on next time ok this not because of geetha i see you mean what you say and are big enough man to admit when you make mistakes so take a care
RE: chuck...
do you really know what happened and do you where it happened if you dont you do not have a s resson to judge me and ill bet that if you was not saying anything in the community caht room and some comes in calls you asshole for no resso see if t you would not get med i cuggest that you know what you are talking abi out before you stick you m nose into my business or any ones else and see you to young to post your name here and you judge me what ever feel im here on earth to liked im here to be the best that i can be
RE: chuck...
there chuck & he did not call you an asshole.that is your mind exaggerating things.he called you a jackass,which is an animal,a term used for somebody being silly.anyway after that you called him much much worse & many many times.in CAPITALS too.i could say more but...
RE: chuck...
Im the one was in the wron g I should let peopel walk over me and call me maj ke fun of me put me dwomn and act like coword and m not stand up for my slef so to make you e and v everone else happy whan I can do it ill pay off my w account on cc and leave the site just to make hopw wever you are so happy that you do not have to put up with me ok
RE: tats
Personally, I don't like tattoos. I don't like nose rings either. Most nose rings look like snot hanging from their nose, if you stand from a certain distance.
RE: tats
I saw one bartender-girl recently bending over and i noticed she DIDN'T have a tattoo on her ass and i almost commented to her how unusual that seemed these days
free chat
whats the big probelm with "free" chatting ...if the host is not busy - and stuck at home/in studio all alone you'd think they would welcome a little company...instead of getting upset as if you are taking away precious revenue ... its most bizzare...comments welcome
RE: free chat
chatting with members without being in video , and the host is getting charged, that is the most assinign redickulas thing i have ever heard. do they get charged per letter or by sentence? becuase if its by letter, type in cell-text, my wife sent my cellphone text messeges all shortened :D
RE: free chat
dude! you think these girls sit only on CC all day and night waiting for someone to come? many are working others sites where they sit in FREE video for hours trying to convince hundreds of broke assholes to click private.
its alot of work im thinkin
its alot of work im thinkin
RE: free chat
No problem at all for those hosts that really are bored and want to pass the time, or those who are genuinely here to 'make new friends'.
But 99% of them are only here so they can earn your money, or hadn't you realised that. I agree though - the oft encountered scenario of "Hi, hru?" followed by "Come to my vid BB" is so desparate that it's really not worth it.
But 99% of them are only here so they can earn your money, or hadn't you realised that. I agree though - the oft encountered scenario of "Hi, hru?" followed by "Come to my vid BB" is so desparate that it's really not worth it.
RE: free chat
i agree PETITE i always ask my fav and others if they are busy or can only chat. i just wish more would be honest and say they are studying.
RE: free chat
Awww... you should have talked to me. I wouldn't have made fun of your name. I like your name. :)
RE: free chat
Chatting with a member is a way to build a customer base. Why ask them to vid after only 2/5 minutes of them being in textchat?
I would always decline a host if she does this, I expect 10 mins of textchat then the video option brought up. But bring it up not so bluntly..... ask them what they are looking for, not 'Come to vid BB'
I would always decline a host if she does this, I expect 10 mins of textchat then the video option brought up. But bring it up not so bluntly..... ask them what they are looking for, not 'Come to vid BB'
RE: free chat
Strike a del with the person. Ask him what his budget is, maybe his budget is acceptable for you once you find out. You could be spending the next hour with him in a small price vid, than alone with no one in vid.
Whatever works best for you girls.
Whatever works best for you girls.
RE: free chat
i don't know you gabi but you are my type of girl.understanding,caring & giving but if someone abuses that then to you they have burnt their bridges.its about your self-respect.more power to you gabi.you have it together.you know what you deserve.
RE: free chat
a customer of course!this to me is not a black & white issue.its all a matter of choice.so its entirely up to the host to decide if or how long she wants free chat.even if she wants chat with some members & not others.to use that car buying analogy"its her car,she deiceds who gets the keys,who sits in which seat & who gets a drive"vroom vroom! beep beep!!
RE: free chat
hmmmmm, so a customer who enters a shop with an intention to buy something, but leaves with nothing having changed his/her mind is not a customer?
RE: free chat
If he keeps coming every day,stays long, and buys nothing-he is not a customer-just a time waster
RE: free chat
but are not "friends"who only want free chat just as cheap?i have"friends"here who will not have video with me,others who like to chat to me in video & even some who like to be"nice"to me.that is why its so cool here.so many different ways.
RE: free chat
I think it is unfair regarding to those guys who are staing long time in yr vid chatting to u! How u can separate them? And thay r staing in yr vid long time typing to u cause thay respect u at the same time y r doing to some guys the same without any monney. I think guys that are staying in yr chat for hours are not respecting u enough esspecially if u r on a "little shy" category and yr price is 0,50! If thay stay 10 min on this price with u thay will spend 5$ and u will get only 2,50$ - is that so big? Are thay thing "thair friend chathost" don't deserve 2,50$ ???!!! Come on, young lady, stop to be such a stupid idealist! Grow up! Thay only use u!
The Naked Truth:-))
This guy is having an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into the bathroom to hide. Just as he gets in the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.
He asks, ''What the hell are you doing?''
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''
Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''
The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked man jumping around and clapping.
The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''
He replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''
The husband looks him over and says,''But you're naked.''
The man looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards.''
He asks, ''What the hell are you doing?''
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''
Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''
The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked man jumping around and clapping.
The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''
He replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''
The husband looks him over and says,''But you're naked.''
The man looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards.''
RE: The Naked Truth:-))
ohhh, im so reliefed. I thought you were inviting that old know-it-all stodgy back here again. whew!
RE: The Naked Truth:-))
Actually .. it is you who invites me to comment ;) Certain sense of irony there then. The only people who really got agitated with me were the AC's who never liked to put there identity where their accusations were. Have you promoted yourself huh? From AC to huh, huh?
Poor huh, life too slow for you that you miss my 'stodginess' My, my that is a word I have not see written down for ages. Always reminds me of spotted dick for some reason. Why I must congratulate you for reminding me of a spotted dick. What a wonder you are, huh?
TNTWFTBOTC
Poor huh, life too slow for you that you miss my 'stodginess' My, my that is a word I have not see written down for ages. Always reminds me of spotted dick for some reason. Why I must congratulate you for reminding me of a spotted dick. What a wonder you are, huh?
TNTWFTBOTC
RE: The Naked Truth:-))
Kisses to his lordship :) IC the early release program is still in effect..........
RE: Age...
Age difference is not really a problem. I would say no more than 5 years difference you and a partner, but that is just my opinion only. (both over 18 of course, and neither one younger)
RE: Age...
Effect if any of an age difference depends mostly on the 2 people. Largest age difference I personally had was when I was 29 and she was 39.
RE: Age...
Don't know if this is what you mean but in the UK the guy is usually referred to as a toyboy.
RE: Age...
depends what you are talking about.if your talking true love i think its maybe the same as when the guy is older.even if you are in love sometimes things in reality can make it to difficult to work & when there is a big age difference the pressure & perception of those who do not know you but still have an opinion can be immense.so love will not survive unless the people involved are strong & determined
RE: Age...
then the only one's safe from you johnzhon are new born babies.lol,even the homeless are not safe
RE: Age...
Lets see some of the gizzers on this site are in their 60s so I guess 40 yr difference is doable :)
Happy Birthday!
Today is the birthday of a very good friend of my, he's turning 20 :D
Happy birthday TNT
Kisses :*
Happy birthday TNT
Kisses :*
RE: Happy Birthday!
Hehe.. Why thank you Psy.. But you are little late with the card this year :P I am sure you can think of something to make it up to me sometime :)
Thanks guys and girls.. It is nice to know that the ravages of time don't affect me a whole lot as one might think. But it does bring to light that soon I will be able to celebrate my 4th year on and around CC. Makes me smile that..
Take care to all who care and I care not for all those that don't. In the grand scheme of things there really is an awful lot of pettiness that flies about this forum. So glad it never affected my outlook on life ;)
TNTBNFAC
Thanks guys and girls.. It is nice to know that the ravages of time don't affect me a whole lot as one might think. But it does bring to light that soon I will be able to celebrate my 4th year on and around CC. Makes me smile that..
Take care to all who care and I care not for all those that don't. In the grand scheme of things there really is an awful lot of pettiness that flies about this forum. So glad it never affected my outlook on life ;)
TNTBNFAC
Need opinion from all
Need your opinion on if my feeling about this situation is warranted. Recently i was visiting with a host in the adult - girls home alone - not so shy - category. I had reqested if she do a nice sexy striptease. She had no problem. Literally 10 seconds into her show she pics up her cell phone and begins talking to someone. i tried typing something humorous like "if the call is for me tell them im busy right now". She ingored what i typed. I then typed "tell them i asked for pepperoni on my pizza". She still ignored me. Im not a comedian, but i was trying to get her attention. I kept typing little things like "hello", and "remember me". Finally she responded with "one sec". I almost jumped through the screen. She stayed on phone for about 2 minutes. When she got off the phone she walked away from the screen for about 30 seconds. At this point i was pretty upset. When she came back she had the audacity to say "ok bb, im here for u, kisses". I told her that what she did was very rude. I told her that based on her price she wasted about $10 dollars of my video time talking to someone on her cell phone. I said it was very unprofessional to be on a cell phone call and ignore your visitor, and then leave the screen, while he is paying you for the video time. Basically her response was that it was important call and i should be nice man to understand. I responded by telling her that if it was short time i would not be upset, but it was almost 3 minutes total that she did absolutely nothing for me. She then says reason for call is more important than time. Finally I said "are you experiencing a brain cramp". She said ?????. I told her it means "are you dopey". We went back and forth for another minute or so when she then asked me to leave and said that i was no longer welcome in her chat room. I said believe me I won't visit again. She then began to say i was rude and selfish man to which i ended the session.
My Feeling. OK, maybe it was an important call. But to me this was very unprofessional behavior. I am paying pretty good money for the time im spending with this host. I dont think her spending my time and money on a cell phone call is appropriate. Like i said, i am new to cc. Is there someway to let cc know of this situation? Am i being insensitive about this? Am i right to be annoyed? Do hosts often answer cell phone calls while in video chat?
Members and hosts feel free to give your opinion.
Thanks.
My Feeling. OK, maybe it was an important call. But to me this was very unprofessional behavior. I am paying pretty good money for the time im spending with this host. I dont think her spending my time and money on a cell phone call is appropriate. Like i said, i am new to cc. Is there someway to let cc know of this situation? Am i being insensitive about this? Am i right to be annoyed? Do hosts often answer cell phone calls while in video chat?
Members and hosts feel free to give your opinion.
Thanks.
RE: Need opinion from all
dump the cam leach and come visit me :P i give all my attention to viewers wth is wrong with her? she gives gam gals a bad name assuming this is how it really went. i would complain to cc for sure. i don't even know why you question your judgement on this. emergencies mean end session, send a cc mail saying im sorry, and an i o u a hot show. if she came back andall was peachy, the it soulds like bullshit to me. calling it as i see, xoxo cs
RE: Need opinion from all
Yes I believe you can complain to cc and they will look into and may issue a refund. As I have never done this myself I am not sure how successful this can be. If a girl does something I don't like I usually just move on and never return.
Yes it has happened to me occasionally but in every case the host has asked if it is okay.
However I would just like to question your maths. You say the host spoke for 2 minutes and then left the screen for 30 seconds and that she wasted $10 of your time. That would work out at $4 per minute (you could have been paying this but if you were I would suggest you shop around).
On a final note, while I would agree that it was rude, some girls can quite easily waste a lot more than 2 minutes 30 seconds by using stalling tactics so if she had come back and stripped immediately you may not have got as bad a deal as you thought.
Yes it has happened to me occasionally but in every case the host has asked if it is okay.
However I would just like to question your maths. You say the host spoke for 2 minutes and then left the screen for 30 seconds and that she wasted $10 of your time. That would work out at $4 per minute (you could have been paying this but if you were I would suggest you shop around).
On a final note, while I would agree that it was rude, some girls can quite easily waste a lot more than 2 minutes 30 seconds by using stalling tactics so if she had come back and stripped immediately you may not have got as bad a deal as you thought.
RE: Need opinion from all
I would have ended the session about 5 seconds after she put the phone to her ear.
Yes you can report her and probably get a refund.
Ohh and never do one 2 one.
Yes you can report her and probably get a refund.
Ohh and never do one 2 one.
RE: Need opinion from all
Think how much wiser you are now -- for only ten bucks. Let it go, for heaven's sake.
RE: Need opinion from all
this happens alot i think. hosts forget about the customer and then later wonder why they have no regular viewers. when she picks up the phone during my video, i say, YOURE BUSY BYE. and find a more attentive host.
RE: Need opinion from all
well 1st, i think your comments were funny.
just email CC and tell them what happened and they should give you credit, seeing that she feels the call was more important then your money. if you still like her i would try to see her again and if her phone rings agian leave asap. but remember that , if you do that and she blows you off again CC may not give credit a second time.
i once had similar experience with a striptease where she walked off view, but only for 30 sec. or so. i was about to end but she came back to perform.
it does happen sometimes, more so from strippers that work from home.
have fun dude/dudette
just email CC and tell them what happened and they should give you credit, seeing that she feels the call was more important then your money. if you still like her i would try to see her again and if her phone rings agian leave asap. but remember that , if you do that and she blows you off again CC may not give credit a second time.
i once had similar experience with a striptease where she walked off view, but only for 30 sec. or so. i was about to end but she came back to perform.
it does happen sometimes, more so from strippers that work from home.
have fun dude/dudette
RE: Need opinion from all
thanks all. I will take all comments into consideration. I dont want refund and dont want to get girl in trouble. Since i am new to chatting I will take it as learning experience and move on. Its nice of you all to take time and help out. Thanks.
RE: Need opinion from all
wow
did it hurt when you bent over for the soap dude?
but anyways....
cautionary note: when in 1-2-1 with her and she types for 30 seconds and you get '' do you like''......she is also working another guy from another site, keep that in mind when your paying $4 minute.
but then you like to pay extra .
p.s. can you ccmail me or im always in comchat as much as i can, her name so i dont waste my hard earned cash watching a babe blow me off while talking on the phone with her laughing thier asses off cuz she has another sucker watch her talking on the phone?
thanks
john
did it hurt when you bent over for the soap dude?
but anyways....
cautionary note: when in 1-2-1 with her and she types for 30 seconds and you get '' do you like''......she is also working another guy from another site, keep that in mind when your paying $4 minute.
but then you like to pay extra .
p.s. can you ccmail me or im always in comchat as much as i can, her name so i dont waste my hard earned cash watching a babe blow me off while talking on the phone with her laughing thier asses off cuz she has another sucker watch her talking on the phone?
thanks
john
DNA
Scientists have discovered that most women will, at some time in their life, contain intelligent DNA.
Unfortunately, over 95% of them will spit it out!
Unfortunately, over 95% of them will spit it out!