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One night a man decides to visit his local bar. He takes a seat and orders a beer. After polishing off his beer, he beckons the bartender over and says, "Betcha $20 I can bite my eye."
The bartender scoffs and accepts. The man then calmly removes his false eye and bites it. The bartender grudgingly forks over a twenty.

Later that night, after a few more beers, the man wanders back to the bar and says rather drunkenly, "Hey barkeep, betcha another $20 I can bite my other eye."

Wanting to win back his money and seriously doubtful that the man has two false eyes, the bartender accepts. The man calmly removes his false teeth and bites his other eye. Scowling, the bartender hands over another twenty. The man leaves and wanders around the bar as he drinks a few more beers.

He strolls back over to the bar, leaning on it, again and calls the bartender, "Hey, barkeep," he burbles, "I'll give you a chance to win yer money back plus. Betcha $100 if you put a shot glass on that end of the bar, and I stood on this end, I could piss into it and not spill a drop."

The bartender eagerly accepts, knowing the feat to be impossible. The man wobbily climbs atop the bar, zips down his fly and promptly pisses all over the bar. He zips up, sits down, slaps the $100 on the bar and laughs uproarously.

"What's so funny?" says the barkeep. "You just lost everything you won and more!"

Well," giggles the man, "I just bet those guys over there $200 that I could piss all over your bar and you wouldn't get angry."

Is someone can give me truthful answer?
Why at CC plenty of good girls? And not just good, REALLY good.
All girls in my studio who work and used to work here have high education, look good and very friendly.
So what a main reason they spend the best ages of youth sitting 12 hours in front of screen and waiting for someone?

Well, hello to everyone.
I am a chathost and have in my chat room plenty of viewers who are looking more then just adult showand sometimes I begin to believe in beautiful story about they got married and lived long and happy
But also I know viewers and hosts become addicted to CC and online relationships.
So my question to people who looking for LOVE through Internet: will You stop online relationships and chats as soon as youll find your love? Is it possible to stop that and back into the real world?

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some hosts around here are passing around in yahoo a link to a site that offers a program that promises to:

"lets you see anyones webcam in yahoo without permission or thier knowledge".

I advise you to NOT download it and certainly do NOT install it. it contains a variant of the W32 virus.

SMACK THE PENGUIN

1. Click on the link below.

2. Click once on the snowman and the penguin will leap from
the cliff

3. Click on the snowman again to hit the penguin as he descends from the
cliff.


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I have question to viewers! i created new pictures in my profile..but still no one come to my video.Give me advice pls..whats wrong...? my price 1.00$

is for the second time in a week when i seen the same romanian host insulted by a jerk!!! He called her "pathetic" in a public place just because shes not in his fav list, he said so!!! And now i wonder... how pathetis is this member to insult a woman for nothing???I just wanted to remember to him one thing: Shes trying to make a living coming here, she is a mother too and work many hours to please alot of people, you cant ask her to be perfect, even if i consider her a perfect host, and you seen, she left without insult you, without words , i wonder how many girls could act like her? And i bet she will keep respect you anyway, because as i said, she is a lady.....to bad you will never understand the true values in a woman!!!!
This is a lose for CC, they susspended Romania but allowed jerks like you!!! SHAME!!!

Expectations

I have to admit that there have actually been some rather interesting posts with real life value made in the last week on this site.

Many of the posts have been about relationship and of course due to the nature of this site about online and intercultural relationships.

When you find yourself in a new relationship, the expectations you and your partner share may or may not be the same for both individuals. Thus in my opinion those engaging in online relationships more so than offline relationship require a chatting solely about the expectations that each person has about the relationship. What are the rules for example? If you both can agree at the start there will be fewer unforeseen problems later. Too often I am reading about people getting hurt because of a difference in each others expectations that are discovered later in their online relationship.

If you migrate from an Online relationship to actually meeting someone in person talking about expectations for the meeting is extremely important. I said it before and I will say it again, in some ways a first meeting is still only a very expensive first date. This can be the most wonderful time of your life or the most disappointing; it depends on how honest you have been with each other and about your expectations.

With that said, for the majority here, the expectation is simply a show in exchange for money, in my opinion if you feel you are going beyond this level, then perhaps you should talk about expectations.

i have seen many host here have pictures of their feet or toes.
come on ladies do you really thin that turns us guys on.
most of the feet i see here are ugly. sorry ladies
please i ask you, unless your feet are perfect and whose are, do not make any more pictures of your feet and otes.

What about life and pain and happiness???Why are we hurt by the pain of others??

I was wondering how many of you guys read the host profile forum b4 you see that host. I was also wondering if you make up your mind to see that host by what is posted by other members. It doesnt make a diiferebce to me if i want to see the host i will. i usually just look at her pics .

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Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way.

Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."

Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick," a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick".

Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

The American slogan for Salem cigarettes, "Salem-Feeling Free", was translated into the Japanese market as "When smoking Salem, you will feel so refreshed that your mind seems to be free and empty."

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read English.

An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa).

In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into "Schweppes Toilet Water."

Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave," in Chinese.

When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to say "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." However, the company mistakenly thought the spanish word "embarazar" meant embarrass. Instead the ads said that "It wont leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."

The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "ko-kou-ko-le," which can be loosely translated as "happiness in the mouth."

Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off."

When General Motors introduced the Chevy Nova in South America, it was apparently unaware that "no va" means "it won't go." After the company figured out why it wasn't selling any cars, it renamed the car in its Spanish markets to the Caribe.

Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

HOW DO U FIND SOMEONE WITH SPECIAL FEATURES UR LOOKING FOR

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i am crazy about her, but i don't know what to do? Ever feel that way?

"I should WELCOME almost ANY WAR, for I think this country NEEDS ONE."

Theodore Roosevelt....1897

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hi there everyone, could someone tell me what has happened to yulya (supergently) please help, she not been here for a month, it may not seem long, but she used to be here all the time, i just wonder is she is ok